Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
By Duck Logic
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Episodes: 244
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Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something more--- comedy sketches, bits, parodies & songs... from the Chicago improv group called Duck Logic! New stuff & stuff pulled from their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
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Ooops! All Talking: "We have a bunch of oil to oil me down."
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Oct 13, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking: "I'm showing them a picture of a duck's penis."
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Oct 06, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking: "A family that you change your clothes in front of."
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Sep 29, 2026 |
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"I can grab my wife's butt... and how!"
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Sep 22, 2026 |
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"They said my brain was shrinking."
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Sep 15, 2026 |
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"Do you wanna see my snake?"
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Sep 08, 2026 |
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"It's always the prostitute's fault."
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Sep 01, 2026 |
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"As I get closer, I realize he's naked."
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Aug 25, 2026 |
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"I love nuns! They're the best."
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Aug 18, 2026 |
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"Squirrels hate the Irish."
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Aug 11, 2026 |
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"Would you like to look at your poop? I see that it floated."
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Aug 04, 2026 |
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"He was a walkin' joystick."
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Jul 28, 2026 |
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"Tell me more about the withering leg."
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Jul 21, 2026 |
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"Are you pinching a loaf? I am."
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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"Keeping her ta-tas and hoo-ha to a PG-13 rating."
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Jul 07, 2026 |
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"Nazis always have wavy haircuts."
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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"You can see one ball peeking out"
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Jun 23, 2026 |
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"Hey Yeshua!" Where's a great place to get deli?"
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Jun 16, 2026 |
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"It's a va-jay-jay day!"
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Jun 09, 2026 |
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"If you want to eat your teammates, you go for it."
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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"You walk on the bones of my ancestors."
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May 26, 2026 |
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"Sweat is the peoples' choice for lubrication."
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May 19, 2026 |
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"I don't know what I'm doing right now."
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May 12, 2026 |
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"Can you catch your own worm?"
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May 05, 2026 |
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"They're cooling their testicles."
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Apr 28, 2026 |
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"People can't afford hitmen anymore."
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Apr 21, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking! #14: "A half naked lady with clown makeup on."
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Apr 14, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking! #13: "Once it gets onto your chest, it won't let go."
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking! #12: "We're going to throw apples at their heads."
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking #11: "The monkey... what was he peeing into?"
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking #10: "Toothbrush. Flip-Flops. Shiv..."
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking #9: "Evil has gotten a bad name."
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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Ooops! All Talking #8: "There's nothing funny about a topless woman."
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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193: "Billy, put that back in the toilet."
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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192: "Around the world with potato salad."
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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191: "All the Nazis were breast feeders."
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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190: "Now son, this is a scrotum."
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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189: "When I met you guys, I was a stunt driver."
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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188: "There's a big bear ass sticking out of a hole."
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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187: "I'm sittin' there with a giant diaper on."
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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186: "I don't want to know what your dad looks like naked."
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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185: "Feel free to yell at our waitstaff."
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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184: "Furries can have their own club."
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Dec 23, 2025 |
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183: "Kidnapping is not a big deal."
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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182: "Head cheese... I don't even know what that is."
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Ooops! All talking: "Every kid wanted sausage."
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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181: "I smell like comedy."
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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180: "You been to a lot of orgies?"
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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179: "It isn't cheating unless you get caught."
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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178: "They called me Carrot Head."
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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177: "See what your taint's been up to."
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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176: "I'd let her check my pH."
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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175: "A 20,000-year-old porta potty."
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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Oops! All talking #6: "My grandfather's got pigs."
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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Oops! All talking #5: "There's a raccoon in my beard!"
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Oops! All talking #4: "Go for the ribs!"
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Oops! All talking #3: "I think something's growing in your brain."
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Oops! All talking #2: "Jesus was the original Long John Silver."
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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Oops! All talking #1: “You don’t want a bent carrot following you.”
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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174: "The traditional William Shatner film festival."
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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173: "I fed a banana to a goose."
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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172: "There's no telling where my penis will end up."
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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171: "That's exactly how roast beef sounds."
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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170: "We were getting along but we changed our mind."
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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169: "I had a music teacher named Mr. Fluff."
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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168: "The ass-less chaps were a nice touch."
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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167: "They're like furries but with pigeons."
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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166: "As long as the bat wears a teeny, tiny condom."
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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165: "Their poop is very nutritious."
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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164: "It's starting to look like a drug den."
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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163: "Who's going to give me a ride home?"
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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162: "Up and down all day long until he pukes."
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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161: "He farts cuz he's happy."
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May 27, 2025 |
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160: "Another episode of 'Jim Talks to Children.'"
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May 20, 2025 |
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159: "I don't get artificially inseminated. I get inseminated."
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May 13, 2025 |
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158: "Don't talk to anybody named Manny!"
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May 06, 2025 |
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157: "Time to break some commandments, ladies!"
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Season 8 Teaser: "Is that the bone I'm tickling?"
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Extra Stuff 5: "The Stalin jockstrap runs about $20."
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Extra Stuff 4: "Chocolate makes me more stupid than I am already."
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Extra Stuff 3: "Our proofreaders don't pussyfoot around with punctuation."
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Extra Stuff 2: "I like the plush velour and a little plastic on the furniture."
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Extra Stuff 1: "Who’s gonna lay this gaffer’s tape? Who’s gonna drink all this free beer?"
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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156: "That's how they make people sing in prison."
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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155: "There was Canoe, Aramis, and Toxic Masculinity."
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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154: "Hi there! It's Sailor Jack, everybody!"
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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153: “Familiar characters who never really acknowledge my existence.”
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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152: "Mister Gut Leakage."
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Season 4 Teaser
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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151: "Wimpy watches from the chair in the hotel room."
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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150: "A fine array of toilet wines."
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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149: "That guy should wipe his ass once in a while."
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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148: "Talk about your poo poo poopy poo poos."
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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147: "While you're there, why don't you donate sperm?"
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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146: "I've seen your bread. It's not worth buttering."
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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145: "Smell like you mean it."
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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144: "Are you gonna eat that?"
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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143: "Condoms hanging from tree branches."
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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142: "Pope goes bonkers over Outback's Bloomin' Onion."
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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141: "It's a lovely homoerotic musical."
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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140: "Nobody does vaginas like Georgia O'Keeffe."
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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139: "Your fecal matter matters."
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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138: "Swimming naked in gym class, revisited."
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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137: "I'm not the one who married a stripper."
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Season 7 coming soon!
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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136: "Taunt passing tourists with an array of colorful hand gestures."
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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135: "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you."
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Oops, skipped a show!
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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134: "Your sidewalk smells your feet every day."
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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133: "You'd be amazed at how many cotton swabs I had."
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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132: "We also have free coffee and lanyards."
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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131: "I eat, drink, chain-smoke, and breathe (with the help of a machine) the carnival world."
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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130: "Time to use my fake British accent."
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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129: "I am, once again, completely in love with bears."
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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128: "Is your butt keeping you up at night?"
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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127: "The inner workings of the mind of a Jell-O wrestler."
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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126: "I've been suckin' on tree sap for 17 years."
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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125: "Peas. Peas. Peas. Try 'em if you please."
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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124: "If it's Boeing, I'm not going."
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May 27, 2024 |
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123: "It's a Dave, Dave, Dave world."
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May 20, 2024 |
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122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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115: "Close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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114: "An iron fist in a red, woolen mitten."
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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113: "It's your uncle Bosco! I bet he's an angel or something."
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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112: "I want to shove walnuts in me cheeks."
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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103: "I'm gonna go squeeze off a few rounds."
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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102: "I feel that tighty whities help me as an actor."
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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It's The Real World (After All) uncut version
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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95: "I can almost smell the cabbage boiling"
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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94: "There're a lot of basements in China."
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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93: “I can zap your energy faster than a PTA meeting.”
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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92: "Someone must've spiked the Moscow Mules."
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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91: "We should've come back loaded with STDs."
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May 29, 2023 |
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90: "I am somebody. In fact, I might be two people."
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May 22, 2023 |
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89: "Find many wives. As many as there are moons in winter."
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May 15, 2023 |
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88: "Those Duck Logic pinheads kept giving me their usual BS."
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May 08, 2023 |
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87: "I try to bring a bit of what I understand is... funk."
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May 01, 2023 |
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86: "Get to know your poop."
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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85: "He's the guy who makes sure the thing doesn't fall out."
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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84: "Held back by silly superstition."
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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83: "Bigger than a goiter on your grandma."
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Joe on Brandmeier, Live #5: Special Extra
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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82: "Do you like cheese? Yay, we're friends!"
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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81: "Come for the chew. Stay for the spittin'."
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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80: "25 exciting things you can do with a potato."
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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79: "Nobody goes to the movies to see a maggot."
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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78: "Someone who can do the job ju-u-ust a little better than you."
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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77: "A man's strength originates in his winky."
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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76: "Tell me about your day. Be brief."
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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75: "The dog ate the part we didn't like"
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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74: "A duck's butt is just a romantic thing"
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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73: "A two-week long botulism-paloosa"
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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72: "Balloons and clowns and weird little guys on motorcycles"
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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71: "When Godzilla Met Sally"
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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70: "A long look at buttocks implants"
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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69: "I thought of you as a sexy Doughboy."
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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68: "Quail eggs and infertile bee honey"
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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68: "Quail eggs and infertile bee honey"
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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67: "I kissed a lot of old ladies."
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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66: "I've seen it all before."
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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65: "Cheese sandwich!"
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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64: "I wrote Kumbaya."
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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63: "Your habits define you."
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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62: "By guys. For guys. About guys."
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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61: "Win a date with Señor Wences' fist"
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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60: "Swimming naked in gym class"
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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59: "Chockfull of bacon-y goodness"
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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58: "Let's agree to agree on this one"
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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57: "Deeply appreciated by almost no one"
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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56: "Death takes a long lunch"
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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Fowl Memories: Duck Logic Clubhouse Extended Cut
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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55: "Arnold Schwarzenegger had enough"
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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55: "Arnold Schwarzenegger has had enough"
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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54: "Letting the listener sculpt his own space."
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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53: "Don't leave without a casing on your bologna."
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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52: "The possibilities are endless... on stilts"
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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51: "When you feel like crap"
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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Joe on Brandmeier, Live #4: Special Extra
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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Edie, the Breakfast Fairy: Special Easter Extra
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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Barbeat for Easter #2: Special Extra
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Barbeat for Easter #1: Special Extra
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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50: Our 50th Anniversary 1 year early, pt 4
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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49: Our 50th Anniversary 1 year early, pt 3
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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48: Our 50th Anniversary 1 year early, pt 2
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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47: Our 50th Anniversary 1 year early, pt 1
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Mar 19, 2022 |
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46: “Give me a beer that’s made far away from here.”
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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45: “What did he smell like to you?”
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Mar 05, 2022 |
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44: “Pope goes ga-ga over square dancing.”
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Feb 26, 2022 |
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43: “When you want the best but can only afford a cheap substitute.”
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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42: “2,700 male bladders straining for relief.”
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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41: “Your one-stop hotspot for communicable diseases.”
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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40: “They’re talkin’ ‘bout the hair on my mole.”
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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39: “You just sucked those stink molecules into your lungs.”
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Jan 22, 2022 |
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38: “The high-priced, classy feel of urinating in a swank public restroom.”
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Jan 15, 2022 |
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37: “It’s kind of fun to overreact.”
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Jan 08, 2022 |
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36: “4 out of 5 doctors recommend food to their patients who eat.”
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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Joe on Brandmeier, Live #3: Special Extra
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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35: “We poked them with skewers that hold turkeys together.”
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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34: “I’m figuring fifty seconds of all this is useful.”
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Dec 18, 2021 |
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33: “It was like Charge of the Light Brigade with 6th graders."
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Dec 11, 2021 |
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32: “Baldy Sour, Baldy Sour! Let’s ostracize him cuz he’s unique.”
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Dec 04, 2021 |
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31: “Sam, you can’t burn a witch every holiday.”
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Nov 27, 2021 |
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30: “I’ve only got the starter gut right now, but I’ve got dreams.”
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Nov 20, 2021 |
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29: “Goodnight my boy, my little tax write-off.”
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Nov 13, 2021 |
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28: “You’ll get a heaping dose of real life.”
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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27: “The choice was obvious--- produce a parody of War of the Worlds.”
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Oct 30, 2021 |
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26: “Spend the evening with people smacking their lips in time to Vic Damone records.”
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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Joe on Brandmeier, Live #2: Special Extra
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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25: “Dickeys are acceptable although shirts must be worn over them.”
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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Joe, the Love Potato on Brandmeier, Live #1: Special Extra
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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24: “Worms split apart and reform just like the Doobie Brothers.”
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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23: “It’s the 1st annual Sheri Lewis Labor Day Telethon!”
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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22: “Who pinched Pat Nixon on the vvvvvvvtt last night?”
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Aug 28, 2021 |
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21: “Fred’s Quarry, home of the world’s largest manmade canyon.”
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Aug 21, 2021 |
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20: “Johnny ripped out the throat of the polo pony with his small, sharp teeth.”
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Aug 14, 2021 |
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19: “If it actually did anything, we’d have to charge more for it.”
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Aug 07, 2021 |
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18: “We’ll have to do the show locked in a storage room.”
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Jul 31, 2021 |
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17: “Flood Plain Estates, where a man’s home is his island.”
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Jul 24, 2021 |
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16: “I’m apathetic and don’t really catch on very fast.”
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Jul 17, 2021 |
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8: "Under every great mall there's a custodian."
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May 22, 2021 |
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It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour teaser
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Mar 20, 2021 |