Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

By Justin Gentry, Tori Williams Douglass

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Episodes: 212

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Grab your beverage of choice and join Tori Williams Douglass and Justin Gentry as we dust off our Bibles to see if there is still anything good to be found. Each week is something new as we dive into the strange world of the Bible and explore the weird things people do with it. Part storytelling, part banter, mostly hilarious; if you always thought the Bible was bizarre but were afraid to say so you will feel right at home. Follow us on the Socials: Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible

Episode Date
Episode 213: White Ethnostates, Trillionaires, and the Christians that love them
Nov 03, 2026
Episode 212: Bros and Loneliness
Oct 31, 2026
Episode 211: Who gets to be a Christian and more on Women in the Bible
Oct 20, 2026
Episode 210: Biblical Mothers
Sep 04, 2026
Episode 209: Vulnerability, Trust, and Women's Autonomy
Aug 19, 2026
Episode 208: Golden Calves and Last Straws
Aug 11, 2026
Episode 207: Processing Cesar Chavez
Aug 08, 2026
Episode 206: Noah Revisited and Target Boycotted
Aug 05, 2026
Episode 205: Davids and Goliaths and Irans
Jul 13, 2026
Episode 204: Dobson and Outrage over Halftime
Jul 03, 2026
Episode 203: The Christian Tax and War with Iran
Apr 17, 2026
Episode 202: Reflections on MKL Jr.
Mar 28, 2026
Episode 201: Philip Yancey and the Bad Bible Award
Mar 19, 2026
Episode 200: Changes and why Doug Wilson is awful.
Feb 25, 2026
Episode 199: 2025 Reflections and 2026 Predictions
Jan 30, 2026
Episode 198: Replacing old traditions with new ones
Jan 15, 2026
Episode 197: We won the war on Christmas and Jesus' lineage is wild.
Dec 24, 2025
Episode 196: Christmas Traditions and Luke's Prophets
Dec 18, 2025
Episode 195: Are Evangelicals Christians? Also Parables aren't the best way to teach anything.
Dec 07, 2025
Episode 194: Shifting faith and holiday prep with Jeremy Schumacher
Nov 17, 2025
Episode 193: Gideon and other people that aren't good at their jobs
Nov 07, 2025
Episode 192: Political Figures as Biblical Characters
Oct 30, 2025
Episode 191: Conspiracy Theories and Charlie Kirk with Transvangelical
Oct 12, 2025
Episode 190: Can we wish for someone's death?
Oct 02, 2025
Episode 189: RIP James Dobson (Remember when that happened?)
Sep 24, 2025
Episode 188: Lot's Wife was Robbed
Sep 18, 2025
Episode 187: Too Cool for Sunday School
Sep 05, 2025
Episode 186: What's Lilith Got To Do With It with Scott Okamoto
Aug 28, 2025
Manly Man of God with Katharine Strange
Aug 19, 2025
Episode 184: Elijah and Elisha's Oily Widows
Aug 01, 2025
Episode 183: Evangelicalism's most asked questions
Jul 26, 2025
Episode 182: Protest and how Paul's bigotry might disprove biblical inerrancy with Transvangelical
Jul 04, 2025
Episode 181: Queer Coded Bible Characters: David and Jonathan. Also Michael Tait is a bad news boy.
Jun 20, 2025
Episode 180: Queer Coded Bible Characters: Naomi and Ruth
Jun 13, 2025
Episode 179: Ephesians Part 2
Jun 08, 2025
Episode 178: Things Not in the Bible
May 29, 2025
Episode 177: Ephesians Part 1
May 08, 2025
Episode 176: Got 20 Questions
Apr 26, 2025
Episode 175: What do we do when harm is done?
Apr 09, 2025
Episode 174: Spiritual Gifts with Meghan Crozier
Apr 06, 2025
Episode 173: Hell, the Death of Empathy and Sleep Training Infants with Jenny Wood-Carver
Mar 26, 2025
Episode 172: Masculinity and Vineyard Workers with Micah Carver
Mar 18, 2025
Episode 171: Golden Statues with Eric Murphy
Mar 07, 2025
Episode 170: Youth Group and Michael Tate
Feb 27, 2025
Episode 169: Welp here we go again with Transvangelical
Feb 20, 2025
Episode 168: Here I Come to Worship
Feb 17, 2025
Episode 167: What in the Inauguration
Feb 06, 2025
Episode 166: The Daniel Diet
Jan 29, 2025
Episode 165: New Year with Kevin Garcia
Jan 20, 2025
Episode 164: Jesus has strong opinions about the seating chart
Jan 05, 2025
Episode 163: CEOS, Christmas and Benjamin Faye
Dec 25, 2024
Episode 162: Feelings about Christmas
Dec 18, 2024
Episode 161: Christian Marriage and taking care of yourself in these times.
Dec 09, 2024
Episode 160: Election Reflection
Nov 22, 2024
Episode 159: Anti-Abortion Influencers and Toxic Forgiveness
Nov 13, 2024
Episode 158: On Lust and Bluey
Nov 02, 2024
Episode 157: Immigration and Bad Faith
Oct 17, 2024
Episode 156: The Excess Supply of Men
Oct 12, 2024
Episode 155: Our Haitian neighbors
Oct 04, 2024
Episode 154: Got Questions about Abishag
Sep 24, 2024
Episode 153: Romans 13 and We Need More Weeks!
Sep 18, 2024
Episode 152: Exvangelical and Beyond with Blake Chastain
Sep 05, 2024
Episode 151: Wee Little Men
Aug 31, 2024
Episode 150: The Poor
Aug 28, 2024
Episode 149: Matthew 13 and Why We Leave
Aug 19, 2024
Episode 148: The Armor of God
Aug 12, 2024
Episode 147: Weaponized Forgiveness
Aug 02, 2024
Episode 146: Deborah is pretty badass and more that a few Christians are liars
Jul 24, 2024
Episode 145: Solomon's Wisdom
Jul 12, 2024
Episode 144: Why can't they admit they are wrong?
Jul 06, 2024
Episode 143: Samuel's mom was a bad mom
Jul 02, 2024
Episode 142: Was Paul a Sex Worker featuring Transvangelical and Wyld Violet
Jun 21, 2024
Episode 141: On Blackface and Axeheads
Jun 08, 2024
Episode 140: Biblical Misogyny
Jun 02, 2024
Episode 139: The day the sun stood still
May 27, 2024
Episode 138: Of Bears and Eternal Torment
May 19, 2024
Episode 137: This one only comes out if you don't eat
May 07, 2024
Episode 136: Miriam is kinda racist with Benjamin Faye
Apr 28, 2024
Episode 135: Of Furnaces and Eclipses
Apr 22, 2024
Episode 134: Shooting the Sh*t with Transvangelical
Apr 12, 2024
Episode 133: Jacob's Procreation Chaos
Apr 08, 2024
Episode 132: We blame Martin Luther and AI for most of this
Mar 29, 2024
Episode 131: IVF madness and the polite history of reverse colonization.
Mar 17, 2024
Episode 129: Content Warning Debrief
Mar 04, 2024
Episode 128: The Bible's greatest sex scenes with Scott Okamoto
Feb 24, 2024
Episode 127: Revelation the Third
Feb 15, 2024
Episode 126: Why do Christian men hate women?
Feb 09, 2024
Episode 125: Revelation, the Second Part
Feb 02, 2024
Episode 124: Responsible Ejaculation, Foreskins, and Michal with special guest Meghan Crozier
Jan 26, 2024
Episode 123: Revelation Part 1: Why do we do this to ourselves
Jan 19, 2024
Episode 122: Neuralink and the Golden Rule
Jan 16, 2024
Episode 121: Christian Superstitions
Jan 07, 2024
Episode 120: Human Sacrifice is the reason for the season
Dec 31, 2023
Episode 119: Are we Brainwashed?
Dec 21, 2023
Episode 118: Top Ten Biblical Contradictions
Dec 16, 2023
Episode 117: Galatians part Deux; This sh*t is Bananas
Dec 08, 2023
Episode 116: The Pilgrims Regress
Nov 23, 2023
Episode 115: Galatians Part 1 and why megachurch pastors need their hard drives searched.
Nov 18, 2023
Episode 114: Jezebel ain't godless
Nov 10, 2023
Episode 113: Jehoshaphat: A Stable Military Genius
Nov 03, 2023
Episode 112: Reflections on Nudity, Israel, and Palestine
Oct 23, 2023
Episode 111: Is it Spiritual Warfare or do you just have anxiety?
Oct 13, 2023
Episode 110: Two Creations Too Many
Sep 15, 2023
Episode 109: Peter Dreams of Ham
Sep 08, 2023
Episode 108: Flamey, Stephen, and the Evangelical Persecution Complex
Aug 24, 2023
Episode 107: Aliens, The Ark of the Covenant, and coming out as affirming
Aug 18, 2023
Episode 106: No Ark No Problem
Aug 13, 2023
Episode 105: Elijah burns it all down.
Jul 31, 2023
Episode 104: Wandering in Wilderness because Reasons
Jul 21, 2023
Episode 103: Mormonism and MDMA
Jul 13, 2023
Episode 102: 1 Timothy part Deux: 2 Tims, 2 Many.
Jun 23, 2023
Episode 101: Love the Sinner; Hate the Sin.
Jun 16, 2023
Episode 100: We are just getting started
Jun 08, 2023
Episode 99: Dunk on 1 Timothy Part 1
May 25, 2023
Episode 98: Justin and Tori Shoot the Sh*t
May 19, 2023
Episode 97: The Proverbs 31 Woman
May 05, 2023
Episode 96: Esther with April Ajoy
Apr 28, 2023
Episode 95: Hosea's love isn't love
Apr 20, 2023
Episode 94: Capitalism, Government, and Christianity
Apr 13, 2023
Episode 93: Wherein we talk about Easter and make bad predictions.
Apr 06, 2023
Episode 92: Top Ten Weirdest Bible Stories
Mar 23, 2023
Episode 91: Not having all the answers is good with Lindsay Fickas
Mar 17, 2023
Episode 90: Purity Culture and the Gospel Coalition with Anna Beahm
Mar 09, 2023
Episode 89: A Revival of the Prayer of Jabez
Mar 06, 2023
Episode 88: A Revival of Tongues
Feb 19, 2023
Episode 87: Onan was killed for spilling some seed
Feb 10, 2023
Episode 86: Conflict, Community, and Andy Stanley
Feb 04, 2023
Episode 85: Joseph had a coat and Jesus wasn't dead for 3 days
Jan 20, 2023
Episode 84: Absalom and Janice Lagata!
Jan 12, 2023
Episode 83: Of Davids and Goliaths
Jan 05, 2023
Episode 82: Merry War on Christmas with Brad Onishi
Dec 22, 2022
Episode 81: Dreams, Visions, and Marriage
Dec 15, 2022
Episode 80: Scams and Charities
Dec 09, 2022
Episode 79: Come, Now is the Time to Worship with Alycea the Transvangelical
Dec 01, 2022
Episode 78: Shooting the Sh*t
Nov 23, 2022
Episode 77: Community Guidelines
Nov 17, 2022
Episode 76: Moses got Grifted
Nov 10, 2022
Episode 75: Moses gets Burnt
Nov 03, 2022
Episode 74: The Witch of Endor was a good neighbor
Oct 27, 2022
Episode 73: The Answer to Climate Change is not in Genesis
Oct 20, 2022
Episode 72: So you want to know about the Supreme Court with Andrew Seidel
Oct 14, 2022
Episode 71: Welcome to Christian Park
Oct 06, 2022
Episode 70: For I don't really have a plan for you
Sep 29, 2022
Episode 69: Melchizedek? I never even knew him!
Sep 23, 2022
Episode 68: Achan got stoned, the Queen is dead, and black elves are fine.
Sep 15, 2022
Episode 67: Tithes and Grifts
Sep 09, 2022
Episode 66: Drink that Golden Calf
Sep 02, 2022
Episode 65: John the Baptist loses his head
Aug 25, 2022
Episode 64: Journey to Hell is Real
Aug 18, 2022
Episode 63: Heaven is kinda kinky
Aug 11, 2022
Episode 62: We Stan Queen Vashti but not Olive Garden
Aug 04, 2022
Episode 61: Move over Martha, Mary Magdalene is here.
Jul 28, 2022
Episode 60: Private School; No Rules
Jul 21, 2022
Episode 59: Babylonian Party Time with Daniel
Jul 14, 2022
Episode 58: The Southern Baptist Convention is wild y'all
Jul 07, 2022
Episode 57: Lesbian Kisses and Fiery Furnaces
Jun 30, 2022
Episode 56: Baptists are gonna Baptist and Lepers are gonna Leper.
Jun 23, 2022
Episode 55: I am as evil as I want to be
Jun 16, 2022
Episode 54: The SBC and Televangelists aren't alright.
Jun 09, 2022
Episode 53: Jesus says, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.
Jun 02, 2022
Episode 52: Weird Angels and Trolling Christianity Today
May 26, 2022
Episode 51: We Stan Comrade Jesus
May 19, 2022
Episode 50: Go Home Christians You're Drunk Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
May 11, 2022
Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk
May 05, 2022
Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons
Apr 28, 2022
Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus
Apr 21, 2022
Episode 46: Reincarnation and a Half Dozen Resurrections
Apr 14, 2022
Episode 45: Heaven, Fetuses, and a Sad Fig Tree
Apr 07, 2022
Episode 44: Tori doesn't like Easter
Mar 31, 2022
Episode 43: The Truth is in the Bible Code
Mar 24, 2022
Episode 42: Saint Patrick's Delight
Mar 17, 2022
Episode 41: Nothing says I love you like 10 plagues.
Mar 10, 2022
Episode 40: What the Lent!
Mar 03, 2022
Episode 39: The Ass of God
Feb 24, 2022
Episode 38: Blake Chastain gets Moody
Feb 17, 2022
Episode 37: David and Jonathan sitting in a tree...
Feb 10, 2022
Episode 36: Boaz gets ahead
Feb 03, 2022
Episode 35: Purity culture isn't for humans
Jan 27, 2022
Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife
Jan 20, 2022
Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out.
Jan 13, 2022
Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad.
Jan 06, 2022
Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus
Dec 09, 2021
Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good
Dec 02, 2021
Episode 29: God is a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.
Nov 18, 2021
Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real
Nov 11, 2021
Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky
Nov 04, 2021
Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton
Oct 28, 2021
Episode 25: Balaam the Wizard and Nome the Barbarian
Oct 21, 2021
Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears
Oct 14, 2021
Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel
Oct 07, 2021
Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps
Sep 30, 2021
Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot
Sep 23, 2021
Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ
Sep 16, 2021
Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi
Sep 09, 2021
Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal
Sep 02, 2021
Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink
Aug 26, 2021
Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks
Aug 19, 2021
Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions
Aug 12, 2021
Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel
Aug 05, 2021
Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party
Jul 29, 2021
Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh
Jul 22, 2021
Episode 11: Jonah and the Giant Worm
Jul 15, 2021
Episode 10: Jonah and the Sex Positive Marine Mammal
Jul 08, 2021
Episode 9: The one about Hagar
Jul 01, 2021
Episode 8: Deborah and Jael got skills
Jun 24, 2021
Episode 7: Young Earth BS
Jun 17, 2021
Episode 6: Jesus Hates Capitalism
Jun 10, 2021
Episode 5: Kellogg's Frosted Flake
Jun 03, 2021
Episode 4: Jericho, Guns, and a Generous Sex Worker
May 27, 2021
Episode 3: Dinah and the Tactical use of Circumcision
May 20, 2021
Episode 2: Zipporah got some Flint
May 13, 2021
Episode 1: Noah You're Drunk
May 06, 2021