Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

By Simon & Lorra

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We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Episode Date
#HAWSTL EP222 - SHORTS KARMA & THE SEXOLOGIST
May 11, 2025
#HAWSTL 221 - The Candlewick Marriage-Ender
May 04, 2025
#HAWSTL 220 - First Lunch Hour Since 1999
Apr 27, 2025
#HAWSTL 219 - Accidentally on Purpose Up the Bottom
Apr 04, 2025
#HAWSTL 218 - Hot Cross Bun Heartache & Sartorial Faux Pas
Mar 26, 2025
#HAWSTL 217 - Sabrina’s Eiffel Tower
Mar 21, 2025
#HAWSTL 216 - The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug
Mar 13, 2025
#HAWSTL 215 - Cocktail Depression Cure
Mar 07, 2025
#HAWSTL 214 - The Aldi Dead Zone
Feb 24, 2025
#HAWSTL 213 - Wimp Mullets & Beg Friends
Feb 10, 2025
#HAWSTL 212 - No Love for Shopping List Genius
Feb 04, 2025
#HAWSTL 211 - KINKY VERRUCA FEET & HAVING A ‘GUSH’ DAY
Jan 29, 2025
#HAWSTL 210 - Bailiffs, PAYE booze & red tape
Jan 23, 2025
#HAWSTL 209 - New Year Catch-Up Pt.2
Jan 17, 2025
#HAWSTL 208 - New Year Catch Up Pt. 1
Jan 14, 2025
#HAWSTL 207 - Girls Aloud in Waitrose
Oct 04, 2024
#HAWSTL 206 - Autumn & Jogger's Nipple both arrive
Sep 25, 2024
#HAWSTL 205 - P**nstar Martinis for Kids
Sep 18, 2024
#HAWSTL 204 - The Shower Gel & Puff Incident
Sep 12, 2024
#HAWSTL 203 - Summer Special - Part 5
Aug 18, 2024
#HAWSTL 202 - Summer Special - Part 4
Aug 14, 2024
#HAWSTL 201 - Summer Special - Part 3
Aug 11, 2024
#HAWSTL 200 - Summer Special - Part 2
Aug 07, 2024
#HAWSTL 199 - SUMMER SPECIAL - part 1
Aug 05, 2024
#HAWSTL 198 - Road Rage & Karaoke Parping
May 22, 2024
#HAWSTL 197 - Baby Reindeering Jamie Dornan
May 15, 2024
#HAWSTL 196 - The Ultimate Cost of a Freebie
May 08, 2024
#HAWSTL 195 - Secret Snacking & Accents Trigger Warning
May 01, 2024
#HAWSTL 194 - Indecent Spaghetti Proposal
Apr 24, 2024
#HAWSTL 193 - Social Battery Drain
Apr 17, 2024
#HAWSTL 192 - Classic Toilet Shout
Apr 10, 2024
#HAWSTL 191 - Traumatic Hot Water Bottle
Apr 03, 2024
#HAWSTL 190 - How may squirts is too many squirts?
Mar 28, 2024
#HAWSTL 189 - Selling Your Own Gas
Mar 21, 2024
#HAWSTL 188 - Meeting Your Celebrity Fringe Twin
Mar 14, 2024
#HAWSTL 187 - A Massive Bombshell
Mar 07, 2024
#HAWSTL 186 - Local Whatsapps & a Sexy Survey
Feb 29, 2024
#HAWSTL 185 - Fateful fringe & changeable children
Feb 24, 2024
#HAWSTL 184 - Tonsillitis Bureaucracy
Feb 03, 2024
#HAWSTL 183 - Good things ruined by bad people
Jan 30, 2024
#HAWSTL 182 - Recommendation Extravaganza
Jan 27, 2024
#HAWSTL 181 - The year begins with a butt-plug incident
Jan 24, 2024
#HAWSTL 180 - The Festive Perineum
Jan 20, 2024
#HAWSTL 179 - Looking back to December (Pre-Christmas)
Jan 17, 2024
#HAWSTL 178 - Exotic relatives from Italy & Stoke
Dec 10, 2023
#HAWSTL 177 - Harrowing school run incident
Dec 07, 2023
#HAWSTL 176 - Middle East 17
Nov 30, 2023
#HAWSTL 175 - BirthdayCast
Nov 25, 2023
#HAWSTL 174 - A bag for life nightmare before Christmas
Nov 16, 2023
#HAWSTL 173 - A warning to uni student parents
Nov 13, 2023
#HAWSTL 172: The Christmas tingle & a car emergency
Nov 01, 2023
#HAWSTL 171 - Edible knickers & despression
Oct 18, 2023
#HAWSTL 170 - Lesbian Table Tennis
Oct 10, 2023
#HAWSTL 169 - The London Cumderground
Oct 02, 2023
#HAWSTL 168 - Obsessed with penises
Sep 26, 2023
#HAWSTL 167 - Live from Hyde Park
Sep 14, 2023
#HAWSTL 166 - The long-overdue catch-up
Sep 04, 2023
#HAWSTL 165 - London Fanny Pizza
Aug 15, 2023
#HAWSTL 164: The whole korma & 3 pints
Aug 08, 2023
#HAWSTL 163 - Tesco Clubcard Day
Aug 02, 2023
#HAWSTL 162: Last day in Dubai & a giraffe on the plane!
Jul 30, 2023
#HAWSTL 161 - How Dubai are you? And how to walk a cat
Jul 28, 2023
#HAWSTL 160 - 4 days left, triggers, Oppenheimer, Vera
Jul 26, 2023
#HAWSTL 159 - The opposite of 'unwind'
Jul 19, 2023
#HAWSTL 158 - Unemployed, homeless, stressed
Jul 15, 2023
#HAWSTL 157 - Live from the 'Leaving Dubai' trenches
Jul 05, 2023
#HAWSTL 156 - The Leaving List & Completing Cats
Jun 18, 2023
#HAWSTL 155 - Announcement: We're leaving Dubai
Jun 05, 2023
#HAWSTL 154 - Father's Day Prostate Stimulator
May 27, 2023
#HAWSTL 153 - Sexy Television
May 22, 2023
#HAWSTL 152 - Losing an Erection
May 20, 2023
#HAWSTL 151 - A Hellish Week
May 15, 2023
#HAWSTL 150 - Annoying Punchy Drunk Woman
Apr 30, 2023
#HAWSTL 149 - The absolute joy of online selling
Apr 19, 2023
#HAWSTL 148 - Easter Trilogy pt3 - Hospitals, Surgeries, Catheters
Apr 15, 2023
#HAWSTL 147 - Easter Trilogy pt2 - Norwich & London
Apr 13, 2023
#HAWSTL 146 - Easter Trilogy pt1 - Moths & Musicals
Apr 11, 2023
#HAWSTL 145 - London, celeb encounters, awful wind
Mar 22, 2023
#HAWSTL 144 - An unusual bedroom recording
Mar 20, 2023
#HAWSTL 143 - There's a lot of rude people about
Mar 17, 2023
#HAWSTL 142 - Bugs, creepie-crawlies, cockroaches
Mar 13, 2023
#HAWSTL 141 - Hospital Horrors
Mar 10, 2023
#HAWSTL 140 - Beavers' Glands Surprise
Mar 06, 2023
#HAWSTL 139 - The case for Jeremy Clarkson
Mar 03, 2023
#HAWSTL 138 - Toothpaste, Old Pants & Shakespeare
Feb 27, 2023
#HAWSTL 137 - Mum & Dad Taxi Service
Feb 24, 2023
#HAWSTL 136 - Coffee Shop No-Nos
Feb 20, 2023
#HAWSTL 135 - The Case Against Small Talk
Feb 17, 2023
#HAWSTL 134 - Valentine Quickie
Feb 14, 2023
#HAWSTL 133 - A Rare Case of Dad Inspiration
Feb 13, 2023
#HAWSTL 132 - Pet Regret
Feb 10, 2023
#HAWSTL 131 - Doctor Discomfort
Feb 06, 2023
#HAWSTL 130 - Booking Holidays
Feb 03, 2023
#HAWSTL 129 - Tights
Jan 31, 2023
#HAWSTL 128 - A bit heavy on tea towels
Jan 22, 2023
#HAWSTL 127 - Make Some Time
Jan 15, 2023
#HAWTSL 126 - The perfect Christmas film plot
Dec 24, 2022
#HAWSTL 125 - Baby balls & waiting for 'The Day'
Dec 22, 2022
#HAWSTL 124 - Simon's Birthday Broadcast
Nov 25, 2022
#HAWSTL 123 - Food Ghosts & Charge Anxiety
Oct 27, 2022
#HAWSTL 122 - Zoe Saldana's Lasagne Cocktail Stunt Double
Oct 10, 2022
#HAWSTL 121 - The Penguin Files
Oct 05, 2022
#HAWSTL 120 - Mother-in-Law stands by penguin story
Oct 02, 2022
#HAWSTL 119 - The life of an expat Facebook page admin
Sep 27, 2022
#HAWSTL 118 - Week in review, loud sex & bad pool etiquette
Sep 24, 2022
#HAWSTL 117 - School distractions & holiday diaries
Sep 21, 2022
#HAWSTL 116 - Hollywood hair, poo bags, big school distractions
Sep 19, 2022
#HAWSTL 115 - End of the Week Review (17th Sept 2022)
Sep 17, 2022
#HAWSTL 114 - Berlin diaries, toe nails, car rants & the fridge
Sep 14, 2022
#HAWSTL 113 - End of the Week Review (11th Sept 2022)
Sep 11, 2022
#HAWSTL 112 - Royal Update & Holiday Diaries (AMS>BML)
Sep 10, 2022
#HAWSTL 111 - Queen Elizabeth II
Sep 08, 2022
#HAWSTL 110 - Meltdowns, tin openers & Amsterdam
Sep 06, 2022
#HAWSTL 109 - Holiday Diaries pt 1
Aug 27, 2022
#HAWSTL 108 - Holiday Buffer and The Return of Boobs & Dragons
Aug 23, 2022
#HAWSTL 107 - There are always 6 ****s at Dubai comedy nights
Jul 26, 2022
#HAWSTL 106 - Effin' Bees, Visa Runs, Dating Apps, Summer Chaos
Jul 16, 2022
#HAWSTL 105 - Random Day Nut Lube
Jun 19, 2022
#HAWSTL 104 - Car, Fridge & Pie Disasters
Jun 12, 2022
#HAWSTL 103 - Googling Women with IBS
May 24, 2022
#HAWSTL 102 - AN AWFUL 'FRIENDS' CHILDREN AMNESTY' IDEA
May 22, 2022
#HAWSTL 101 - JOHN FOTHERGILL
May 17, 2022
#HAWSTL 100 - SPECIAL GUEST!
Apr 21, 2022
#HAWSTL 099 - IT WAS LIKE 'BRASSED OFF'
Apr 08, 2022
#HAWSTL 098 - EMPTY HOUSE TONIGHT (WINK WINK)
Apr 05, 2022
#HAWSTL 097 - THE LUCKIEST CATCH
Apr 02, 2022
#HAWSTL 096 - A VERY EXPENSIVE WRIST
Mar 30, 2022
#HAWSTL 095 - DELIVEROULETTE
Mar 21, 2022
#HAWSTL 094 - PREGNANT MAN EMOJI
Mar 17, 2022
#HAWSTL 093 - ROCK HARD BOTTOM
Mar 11, 2022
#HAWSTL 092 - THE POO AVALANCHE
Mar 06, 2022
#HAWSTL 091 - WHAT'S PUBES?
Mar 04, 2022
#HAWSTL 090 - LINDSAY LOHAN DID NOT DO TOILET
Feb 27, 2022
#HAWSTL 089 - INVISIBLE DIDDLE
Feb 22, 2022
#HAWSTL 088 - HIKING WITH TAMMY HLIFAGAR
Feb 19, 2022
#HAWSTL 087 - COLDPLAY & NUT FISTING
Feb 16, 2022
#HAWSTL 086 - V.D. SURPRISE
Feb 13, 2022
#HAWSTL 085 - THE ZEN ANAL CORK
Feb 12, 2022
#HAWSTL 084 - MAIN ANIMAL MAN
Feb 11, 2022
#HAWSTL 083 - THE MARRIAGE SURVEY
Feb 09, 2022
#HAWSTL 082 - CAT LITTER ORANGE JUICE
Feb 08, 2022
#HAWSTL 081 - BABY JAM & MEAT MILK
Feb 06, 2022
#HAWSTL 080 - SWARFEGA & SORBET SEX
Feb 05, 2022
#HAWSTL 079 - WHAT IS JURASSIC PARKING?
Jan 30, 2022
#HAWSTL 078 - MISCHIEVOUS BRUSCHETTA
Jan 29, 2022
#HAWSTL 077 - DIVISION 3 PIZZA
Jan 23, 2022
#HAWSTL 076 - JAMES BLUNT & ALTERNATE BUTTOCKS
Jan 21, 2022
#HAWSTL 075 - LONG TERM MARRIAGE REPLY
Jan 18, 2022
#HAWSTL 074 - CHEESE ON TOAST MURDER
Jan 16, 2022
#HAWSTL 073 - IT'S DUBAI'S LIDL!!!
Jan 14, 2022
#HAWSTL 072 - APOLOGY PIZZA
Jan 14, 2022
#HAWSTL 071 - THE MICHAEL SHEEN ENVELOPE
Jan 04, 2022
#HAWSTL 070 - THE OVERUSED OMICRON EXCUSE
Jan 01, 2022
#HAWSTL 069 - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Dec 24, 2021
#HAWSTL 068 - SHAGVENT CALENDAR
Dec 23, 2021
#HAWSTL 067 - CHA CHA TROUSERS & TAILOR SLUTCUT
Dec 21, 2021
#HAWSTL 066 - DISPLAY NUTS
Dec 15, 2021
#HAWSTL 065 - MICRO-ORGASM
Dec 14, 2021
#HAWSTL 064 - P.E. TEACHER'S PERIOD TALLY
Nov 24, 2021
#HAWSTL 063 - DISPLAY CANDLES & BARBER ABUSE
Nov 23, 2021
#HAWSTL 062 - CHOCOLATES & MOONSHINE
Nov 22, 2021
#HAWSTL 061 - 7 PILLARS TRIBUTE (RIP-OFF)
Nov 11, 2021
#HAWSTL 060 - PERCY PIGS ARE OVER-RATED
Nov 06, 2021
#HAWSTL 059 - THERE'S BEEN A MUH-DAH!
Oct 26, 2021
#HAWSTL 058 - CANDLES & IMODIUM
Oct 23, 2021
#HAWSTL 057 - SEX BACK-HANDERS
Oct 20, 2021
#HAWSTL 056 - IT'S A SPORTS MASSAGER... HONESTLY!
Oct 17, 2021
#HAWSTL 055 - SCRATCH MY BUM SPOT
Oct 15, 2021
#HAWSTL 054 - BADLY-TIMED LIBIDO
Oct 12, 2021
#HAWSTL 053 - SHAG SHEET & CHUNDER CHART
Oct 10, 2021
#HAWSTL 052 - BACK TO LIFE BACK TO REALITY
Oct 03, 2021
#HAWSTL 051 - THE PERFECT BAD BOY PERCENTAGE
Oct 02, 2021
#HAWSTL 050 - COCKTOBER
Oct 01, 2021
#HAWSTL 049 - A 7-HOUR FLIGHT THAT TOOK 39 HOURS
Sep 30, 2021
#HAWSTL 048 - BRISTOL DIARIES: OUR LAST GOODBYE
Sep 27, 2021
#HAWSTL 047 - BRISTOL DIARIES: BAD NEWS FOREPLAY
Sep 26, 2021
#HAWSTL 046 - BRISTOL DIARIES: EXTINCTION REBELLION AT PRIMARK
Sep 25, 2021
#HAWSTL 045 - BRISTOL DIARIES: UNI MOVING-IN DAY
Sep 24, 2021
#HAWSTL 044 - BRISTOL DIARIES: SEVENTY FIVE QUID
Sep 23, 2021
#HAWSTL 043 - BRISTOL DIARIES: FRED WEST INSANE COINCIDENCE
Sep 22, 2021
#HAWSTL 042 - BRISTOL DIARIES: LADS' LOCKER ROOM
Sep 20, 2021
#HAWSTL 041 - BRISTOL DIARIES: FIRST TIME DISAPPOINTMENT
Sep 19, 2021
#HAWSTL 040 - BRISTOL DIARIES: DRIVING WEST & COTTAGING
Sep 18, 2021
#HAWSTL 039 - THE FINAL HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: MOVING ON
Sep 17, 2021
#HAWSTL 038 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: ALPACAS & FOGHORNS
Sep 16, 2021
#HAWSTL 037 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: STINKY FARM & GREAT CHIPS
Sep 15, 2021
#HAWSTL 036 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: UGLY CITY CENTRES
Sep 14, 2021
#HAWSTL 035 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: CAR BOOT & MIDDLE OF LIDL
Sep 13, 2021
#HAWSTL 034 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: THE MERRY POD OF WINDSOR
Sep 12, 2021
#HAWSTL 033 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES - ROPE SWINGS & DOGGING
Sep 11, 2021
#HAWSTL 032 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: "HIRE CAR FOREPLAY"
Sep 10, 2021
#HAWSTL 031 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: FREEDOM DAY
Sep 09, 2021
#HAWSTL 030 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 5
Sep 08, 2021
#HAWSTL 029 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 4
Sep 07, 2021
#HAWSTL 028 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 3
Sep 06, 2021
#HAWSTL 027 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 2
Sep 05, 2021
#HAWSTL 026 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 1
Sep 04, 2021
#HAWSTL 025 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY ZERO
Sep 03, 2021
#HAWSTL 024 - "YOU'RE RULED BY URANUS"
Aug 25, 2021
#HAWSTL 023 - "ANNIVERSARY GIFT POLITICS"
Aug 24, 2021
#HAWSTL 022 - "A STARSTRUCK GYNAECOLOGIST"
Aug 19, 2021
#HAWSTL 021 - "I'M GOOGLING 'JOCK ITCH' STRAIGHT AFTER THIS"
Aug 18, 2021
#HAWSTL 020 - "HE HAD CHRONIC DIARRHOEA. HE WAS 4 HRS LATE"
Aug 09, 2021
#HAWSTL 019 - "THERE WAS WEE LEFT IN THE TOILET"
Jul 28, 2021
#HAWSTL 018 - "I HAD A PUDGASM"
Jul 20, 2021
#HAWSTL 017 - "EPILATING THE SOUTHERN END"
Jul 10, 2021
#HAWSTL 016 - "THRIFT SHOP AESTHETIC"
Jul 07, 2021
#HAWSTL 015 - "NOBODY LOOKS GOOD SNOGGING"
Jul 03, 2021
#HAWSTL 014 - "BED LEGS PHENOMENON"
Jun 30, 2021
#HAWSTL 013 - "SOMETIMES I'LL GO FULL NUDDY"
Jun 26, 2021
#HAWSTL 012 - "I'M LIKE CHOCOLATE FOR P.M.S"
Jun 23, 2021
#HAWSTL 011 - "SUPERMARKET ETIQUETTE"
Jun 19, 2021
#HAWSTL 010 - "CRISP DIP PROTOCOL"
Jun 16, 2021
#HAWSTL 009 - "THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON MY CHAIR"
Jun 12, 2021
#HAWSTL 008 - "HE MADE LARRY GRAYSON'S FALSE TEETH"
Jun 09, 2021
#HAWSTL 007 - "A GIANT CUTTING HIS PUBIC HAIR"
Jun 05, 2021
#HAWSTL 006 - "NATURALLY QUITE A HAIRY PERSON"
Jun 02, 2021
#HAWSTL 005 - "IT LOOKS LIKE POORLY WEE"
May 30, 2021
#HAWSTL 004 - "INTERRUPTING A CROW'S FUNERAL"
May 29, 2021
#HAWSTL 003 - "PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BAGEL"
May 28, 2021
#HAWSTL 002 - "IT'S BEEN A WEEK OF FIRSTS"
May 26, 2021
#HAWSTL 001 - "80/20 EASILY"
May 25, 2021
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