Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
By Simon & Lorra
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We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... Two teenagers and a tween (literally had to Google that). We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about life and allow each other one 'issue', which we'll then discuss in a nice, calm manner... Like cats & dogs.
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#HAWSTL 194 - Indecent Spaghetti Proposal
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 193 - Social Battery Drain
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 192 - Classic Toilet Shout
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 191 - Traumatic Hot Water Bottle
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 190 - How may squirts is too many squirts?
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 189 - Selling Your Own Gas
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 188 - Meeting Your Celebrity Fringe Twin
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 187 - A Massive Bombshell
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 186 - Local Whatsapps & a Sexy Survey
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 185 - Fateful fringe & changeable children
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 184 - Tonsillitis Bureaucracy
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 183 - Good things ruined by bad people
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 182 - Recommendation Extravaganza
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 181 - The year begins with a butt-plug incident
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 180 - The Festive Perineum
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 179 - Looking back to December (Pre-Christmas)
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 178 - Exotic relatives from Italy & Stoke
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 177 - Harrowing school run incident
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 176 - Middle East 17
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 175 - BirthdayCast
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 174 - A bag for life nightmare before Christmas
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 173 - A warning to uni student parents
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 172: The Christmas tingle & a car emergency
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 171 - Edible knickers & despression
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 170 - Lesbian Table Tennis
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 169 - The London Cumderground
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 168 - Obsessed with penises
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 167 - Live from Hyde Park
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 166 - The long-overdue catch-up
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 165 - London Fanny Pizza
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 164: The whole korma & 3 pints
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 163 - Tesco Clubcard Day
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 162: Last day in Dubai & a giraffe on the plane!
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 161 - How Dubai are you? And how to walk a cat
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 160 - 4 days left, triggers, Oppenheimer, Vera
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 159 - The opposite of 'unwind'
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 158 - Unemployed, homeless, stressed
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 157 - Live from the 'Leaving Dubai' trenches
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 156 - The Leaving List & Completing Cats
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 155 - Announcement: We're leaving Dubai
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 154 - Father's Day Prostate Stimulator
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May 27, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 153 - Sexy Television
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May 22, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 152 - Losing an Erection
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May 20, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 151 - A Hellish Week
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May 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 150 - Annoying Punchy Drunk Woman
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 149 - The absolute joy of online selling
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 148 - Easter Trilogy pt3 - Hospitals, Surgeries, Catheters
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 147 - Easter Trilogy pt2 - Norwich & London
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 146 - Easter Trilogy pt1 - Moths & Musicals
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 145 - London, celeb encounters, awful wind
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 144 - An unusual bedroom recording
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 143 - There's a lot of rude people about
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 142 - Bugs, creepie-crawlies, cockroaches
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 141 - Hospital Horrors
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 140 - Beavers' Glands Surprise
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 139 - The case for Jeremy Clarkson
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 138 - Toothpaste, Old Pants & Shakespeare
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 137 - Mum & Dad Taxi Service
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 136 - Coffee Shop No-Nos
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 135 - The Case Against Small Talk
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 134 - Valentine Quickie
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 133 - A Rare Case of Dad Inspiration
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 132 - Pet Regret
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 131 - Doctor Discomfort
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 130 - Booking Holidays
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 129 - Tights
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 128 - A bit heavy on tea towels
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 127 - Make Some Time
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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#HAWTSL 126 - The perfect Christmas film plot
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 125 - Baby balls & waiting for 'The Day'
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 124 - Simon's Birthday Broadcast
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 123 - Food Ghosts & Charge Anxiety
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 122 - Zoe Saldana's Lasagne Cocktail Stunt Double
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 121 - The Penguin Files
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 120 - Mother-in-Law stands by penguin story
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 119 - The life of an expat Facebook page admin
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 118 - Week in review, loud sex & bad pool etiquette
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 117 - School distractions & holiday diaries
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 116 - Hollywood hair, poo bags, big school distractions
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 115 - End of the Week Review (17th Sept 2022)
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 114 - Berlin diaries, toe nails, car rants & the fridge
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 113 - End of the Week Review (11th Sept 2022)
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 112 - Royal Update & Holiday Diaries (AMS>BML)
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 111 - Queen Elizabeth II
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 110 - Meltdowns, tin openers & Amsterdam
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 109 - Holiday Diaries pt 1
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 108 - Holiday Buffer and The Return of Boobs & Dragons
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 107 - There are always 6 ****s at Dubai comedy nights
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 106 - Effin' Bees, Visa Runs, Dating Apps, Summer Chaos
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 105 - Random Day Nut Lube
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 104 - Car, Fridge & Pie Disasters
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 103 - Googling Women with IBS
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May 24, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 102 - AN AWFUL 'FRIENDS' CHILDREN AMNESTY' IDEA
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May 22, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 101 - JOHN FOTHERGILL
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May 17, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 100 - SPECIAL GUEST!
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 099 - IT WAS LIKE 'BRASSED OFF'
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 098 - EMPTY HOUSE TONIGHT (WINK WINK)
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 097 - THE LUCKIEST CATCH
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 096 - A VERY EXPENSIVE WRIST
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 095 - DELIVEROULETTE
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 094 - PREGNANT MAN EMOJI
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 093 - ROCK HARD BOTTOM
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 092 - THE POO AVALANCHE
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 091 - WHAT'S PUBES?
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 090 - LINDSAY LOHAN DID NOT DO TOILET
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 089 - INVISIBLE DIDDLE
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 088 - HIKING WITH TAMMY HLIFAGAR
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 087 - COLDPLAY & NUT FISTING
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 086 - V.D. SURPRISE
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 085 - THE ZEN ANAL CORK
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 084 - MAIN ANIMAL MAN
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 083 - THE MARRIAGE SURVEY
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 082 - CAT LITTER ORANGE JUICE
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 081 - BABY JAM & MEAT MILK
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 080 - SWARFEGA & SORBET SEX
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 079 - WHAT IS JURASSIC PARKING?
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 078 - MISCHIEVOUS BRUSCHETTA
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 077 - DIVISION 3 PIZZA
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 076 - JAMES BLUNT & ALTERNATE BUTTOCKS
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 075 - LONG TERM MARRIAGE REPLY
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 074 - CHEESE ON TOAST MURDER
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 073 - IT'S DUBAI'S LIDL!!!
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 072 - APOLOGY PIZZA
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 071 - THE MICHAEL SHEEN ENVELOPE
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 070 - THE OVERUSED OMICRON EXCUSE
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 069 - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 068 - SHAGVENT CALENDAR
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 067 - CHA CHA TROUSERS & TAILOR SLUTCUT
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 066 - DISPLAY NUTS
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 065 - MICRO-ORGASM
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 064 - P.E. TEACHER'S PERIOD TALLY
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 063 - DISPLAY CANDLES & BARBER ABUSE
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 062 - CHOCOLATES & MOONSHINE
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 061 - 7 PILLARS TRIBUTE (RIP-OFF)
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 060 - PERCY PIGS ARE OVER-RATED
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 059 - THERE'S BEEN A MUH-DAH!
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 058 - CANDLES & IMODIUM
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 057 - SEX BACK-HANDERS
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 056 - IT'S A SPORTS MASSAGER... HONESTLY!
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 055 - SCRATCH MY BUM SPOT
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 054 - BADLY-TIMED LIBIDO
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 053 - SHAG SHEET & CHUNDER CHART
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 052 - BACK TO LIFE BACK TO REALITY
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 051 - THE PERFECT BAD BOY PERCENTAGE
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Oct 02, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 050 - COCKTOBER
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 049 - A 7-HOUR FLIGHT THAT TOOK 39 HOURS
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 048 - BRISTOL DIARIES: OUR LAST GOODBYE
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 047 - BRISTOL DIARIES: BAD NEWS FOREPLAY
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 046 - BRISTOL DIARIES: EXTINCTION REBELLION AT PRIMARK
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Sep 25, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 045 - BRISTOL DIARIES: UNI MOVING-IN DAY
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 044 - BRISTOL DIARIES: SEVENTY FIVE QUID
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 043 - BRISTOL DIARIES: FRED WEST INSANE COINCIDENCE
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 042 - BRISTOL DIARIES: LADS' LOCKER ROOM
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 041 - BRISTOL DIARIES: FIRST TIME DISAPPOINTMENT
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 040 - BRISTOL DIARIES: DRIVING WEST & COTTAGING
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 039 - THE FINAL HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: MOVING ON
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 038 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: ALPACAS & FOGHORNS
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 037 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: STINKY FARM & GREAT CHIPS
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 036 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: UGLY CITY CENTRES
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 035 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: CAR BOOT & MIDDLE OF LIDL
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 034 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: THE MERRY POD OF WINDSOR
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 033 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES - ROPE SWINGS & DOGGING
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 032 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: "HIRE CAR FOREPLAY"
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 031 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: FREEDOM DAY
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 030 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 5
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 029 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 4
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 028 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 3
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 027 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 2
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Sep 05, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 026 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 1
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 025 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY ZERO
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 024 - "YOU'RE RULED BY URANUS"
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 023 - "ANNIVERSARY GIFT POLITICS"
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 022 - "A STARSTRUCK GYNAECOLOGIST"
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 021 - "I'M GOOGLING 'JOCK ITCH' STRAIGHT AFTER THIS"
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 020 - "HE HAD CHRONIC DIARRHOEA. HE WAS 4 HRS LATE"
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 019 - "THERE WAS WEE LEFT IN THE TOILET"
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 018 - "I HAD A PUDGASM"
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 017 - "EPILATING THE SOUTHERN END"
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 016 - "THRIFT SHOP AESTHETIC"
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 015 - "NOBODY LOOKS GOOD SNOGGING"
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 014 - "BED LEGS PHENOMENON"
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 013 - "SOMETIMES I'LL GO FULL NUDDY"
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 012 - "I'M LIKE CHOCOLATE FOR P.M.S"
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 011 - "SUPERMARKET ETIQUETTE"
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 010 - "CRISP DIP PROTOCOL"
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 009 - "THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON MY CHAIR"
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 008 - "HE MADE LARRY GRAYSON'S FALSE TEETH"
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 007 - "A GIANT CUTTING HIS PUBIC HAIR"
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 006 - "NATURALLY QUITE A HAIRY PERSON"
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 005 - "IT LOOKS LIKE POORLY WEE"
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May 30, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 004 - "INTERRUPTING A CROW'S FUNERAL"
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May 29, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 003 - "PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BAGEL"
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May 28, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 002 - "IT'S BEEN A WEEK OF FIRSTS"
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May 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 001 - "80/20 EASILY"
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May 25, 2021 |
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Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life Teaser
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May 21, 2021 |