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We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on husbandandwifepod@gmail.com
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#HAWSTL EP222 - SHORTS KARMA & THE SEXOLOGIST
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May 11, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 221 - The Candlewick Marriage-Ender
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May 04, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 220 - First Lunch Hour Since 1999
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Apr 27, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 219 - Accidentally on Purpose Up the Bottom
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 218 - Hot Cross Bun Heartache & Sartorial Faux Pas
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 217 - Sabrina’s Eiffel Tower
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 216 - The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 215 - Cocktail Depression Cure
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 214 - The Aldi Dead Zone
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 213 - Wimp Mullets & Beg Friends
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 212 - No Love for Shopping List Genius
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 211 - KINKY VERRUCA FEET & HAVING A ‘GUSH’ DAY
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 210 - Bailiffs, PAYE booze & red tape
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 209 - New Year Catch-Up Pt.2
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Jan 17, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 208 - New Year Catch Up Pt. 1
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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#HAWSTL 207 - Girls Aloud in Waitrose
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 206 - Autumn & Jogger's Nipple both arrive
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 205 - P**nstar Martinis for Kids
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 204 - The Shower Gel & Puff Incident
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 203 - Summer Special - Part 5
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 202 - Summer Special - Part 4
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 201 - Summer Special - Part 3
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 200 - Summer Special - Part 2
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 199 - SUMMER SPECIAL - part 1
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 198 - Road Rage & Karaoke Parping
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May 22, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 197 - Baby Reindeering Jamie Dornan
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May 15, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 196 - The Ultimate Cost of a Freebie
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May 08, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 195 - Secret Snacking & Accents Trigger Warning
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May 01, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 194 - Indecent Spaghetti Proposal
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 193 - Social Battery Drain
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 192 - Classic Toilet Shout
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 191 - Traumatic Hot Water Bottle
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 190 - How may squirts is too many squirts?
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 189 - Selling Your Own Gas
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 188 - Meeting Your Celebrity Fringe Twin
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 187 - A Massive Bombshell
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 186 - Local Whatsapps & a Sexy Survey
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 185 - Fateful fringe & changeable children
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 184 - Tonsillitis Bureaucracy
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 183 - Good things ruined by bad people
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 182 - Recommendation Extravaganza
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 181 - The year begins with a butt-plug incident
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 180 - The Festive Perineum
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 179 - Looking back to December (Pre-Christmas)
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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#HAWSTL 178 - Exotic relatives from Italy & Stoke
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 177 - Harrowing school run incident
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 176 - Middle East 17
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 175 - BirthdayCast
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 174 - A bag for life nightmare before Christmas
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 173 - A warning to uni student parents
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 172: The Christmas tingle & a car emergency
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 171 - Edible knickers & despression
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 170 - Lesbian Table Tennis
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 169 - The London Cumderground
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 168 - Obsessed with penises
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 167 - Live from Hyde Park
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 166 - The long-overdue catch-up
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 165 - London Fanny Pizza
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 164: The whole korma & 3 pints
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 163 - Tesco Clubcard Day
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 162: Last day in Dubai & a giraffe on the plane!
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 161 - How Dubai are you? And how to walk a cat
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 160 - 4 days left, triggers, Oppenheimer, Vera
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 159 - The opposite of 'unwind'
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 158 - Unemployed, homeless, stressed
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 157 - Live from the 'Leaving Dubai' trenches
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 156 - The Leaving List & Completing Cats
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 155 - Announcement: We're leaving Dubai
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 154 - Father's Day Prostate Stimulator
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May 27, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 153 - Sexy Television
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May 22, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 152 - Losing an Erection
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May 20, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 151 - A Hellish Week
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May 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 150 - Annoying Punchy Drunk Woman
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 149 - The absolute joy of online selling
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 148 - Easter Trilogy pt3 - Hospitals, Surgeries, Catheters
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 147 - Easter Trilogy pt2 - Norwich & London
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 146 - Easter Trilogy pt1 - Moths & Musicals
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 145 - London, celeb encounters, awful wind
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 144 - An unusual bedroom recording
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 143 - There's a lot of rude people about
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 142 - Bugs, creepie-crawlies, cockroaches
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 141 - Hospital Horrors
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 140 - Beavers' Glands Surprise
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 139 - The case for Jeremy Clarkson
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 138 - Toothpaste, Old Pants & Shakespeare
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 137 - Mum & Dad Taxi Service
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 136 - Coffee Shop No-Nos
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 135 - The Case Against Small Talk
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 134 - Valentine Quickie
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 133 - A Rare Case of Dad Inspiration
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 132 - Pet Regret
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 131 - Doctor Discomfort
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 130 - Booking Holidays
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 129 - Tights
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 128 - A bit heavy on tea towels
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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#HAWSTL 127 - Make Some Time
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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#HAWTSL 126 - The perfect Christmas film plot
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 125 - Baby balls & waiting for 'The Day'
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 124 - Simon's Birthday Broadcast
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 123 - Food Ghosts & Charge Anxiety
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 122 - Zoe Saldana's Lasagne Cocktail Stunt Double
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 121 - The Penguin Files
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 120 - Mother-in-Law stands by penguin story
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 119 - The life of an expat Facebook page admin
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 118 - Week in review, loud sex & bad pool etiquette
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 117 - School distractions & holiday diaries
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 116 - Hollywood hair, poo bags, big school distractions
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 115 - End of the Week Review (17th Sept 2022)
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 114 - Berlin diaries, toe nails, car rants & the fridge
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 113 - End of the Week Review (11th Sept 2022)
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 112 - Royal Update & Holiday Diaries (AMS>BML)
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 111 - Queen Elizabeth II
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 110 - Meltdowns, tin openers & Amsterdam
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 109 - Holiday Diaries pt 1
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 108 - Holiday Buffer and The Return of Boobs & Dragons
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 107 - There are always 6 ****s at Dubai comedy nights
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 106 - Effin' Bees, Visa Runs, Dating Apps, Summer Chaos
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 105 - Random Day Nut Lube
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 104 - Car, Fridge & Pie Disasters
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 103 - Googling Women with IBS
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May 24, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 102 - AN AWFUL 'FRIENDS' CHILDREN AMNESTY' IDEA
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May 22, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 101 - JOHN FOTHERGILL
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May 17, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 100 - SPECIAL GUEST!
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 099 - IT WAS LIKE 'BRASSED OFF'
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 098 - EMPTY HOUSE TONIGHT (WINK WINK)
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 097 - THE LUCKIEST CATCH
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 096 - A VERY EXPENSIVE WRIST
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 095 - DELIVEROULETTE
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 094 - PREGNANT MAN EMOJI
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 093 - ROCK HARD BOTTOM
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 092 - THE POO AVALANCHE
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 091 - WHAT'S PUBES?
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 090 - LINDSAY LOHAN DID NOT DO TOILET
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 089 - INVISIBLE DIDDLE
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 088 - HIKING WITH TAMMY HLIFAGAR
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 087 - COLDPLAY & NUT FISTING
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 086 - V.D. SURPRISE
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 085 - THE ZEN ANAL CORK
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 084 - MAIN ANIMAL MAN
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 083 - THE MARRIAGE SURVEY
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 082 - CAT LITTER ORANGE JUICE
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 081 - BABY JAM & MEAT MILK
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 080 - SWARFEGA & SORBET SEX
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 079 - WHAT IS JURASSIC PARKING?
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 078 - MISCHIEVOUS BRUSCHETTA
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 077 - DIVISION 3 PIZZA
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 076 - JAMES BLUNT & ALTERNATE BUTTOCKS
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 075 - LONG TERM MARRIAGE REPLY
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 074 - CHEESE ON TOAST MURDER
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 073 - IT'S DUBAI'S LIDL!!!
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 072 - APOLOGY PIZZA
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 071 - THE MICHAEL SHEEN ENVELOPE
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 070 - THE OVERUSED OMICRON EXCUSE
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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#HAWSTL 069 - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 068 - SHAGVENT CALENDAR
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 067 - CHA CHA TROUSERS & TAILOR SLUTCUT
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 066 - DISPLAY NUTS
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 065 - MICRO-ORGASM
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 064 - P.E. TEACHER'S PERIOD TALLY
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 063 - DISPLAY CANDLES & BARBER ABUSE
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 062 - CHOCOLATES & MOONSHINE
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 061 - 7 PILLARS TRIBUTE (RIP-OFF)
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 060 - PERCY PIGS ARE OVER-RATED
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 059 - THERE'S BEEN A MUH-DAH!
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 058 - CANDLES & IMODIUM
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 057 - SEX BACK-HANDERS
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 056 - IT'S A SPORTS MASSAGER... HONESTLY!
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 055 - SCRATCH MY BUM SPOT
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 054 - BADLY-TIMED LIBIDO
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 053 - SHAG SHEET & CHUNDER CHART
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 052 - BACK TO LIFE BACK TO REALITY
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 051 - THE PERFECT BAD BOY PERCENTAGE
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Oct 02, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 050 - COCKTOBER
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 049 - A 7-HOUR FLIGHT THAT TOOK 39 HOURS
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 048 - BRISTOL DIARIES: OUR LAST GOODBYE
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 047 - BRISTOL DIARIES: BAD NEWS FOREPLAY
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 046 - BRISTOL DIARIES: EXTINCTION REBELLION AT PRIMARK
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Sep 25, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 045 - BRISTOL DIARIES: UNI MOVING-IN DAY
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 044 - BRISTOL DIARIES: SEVENTY FIVE QUID
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 043 - BRISTOL DIARIES: FRED WEST INSANE COINCIDENCE
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 042 - BRISTOL DIARIES: LADS' LOCKER ROOM
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 041 - BRISTOL DIARIES: FIRST TIME DISAPPOINTMENT
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 040 - BRISTOL DIARIES: DRIVING WEST & COTTAGING
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 039 - THE FINAL HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: MOVING ON
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 038 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: ALPACAS & FOGHORNS
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 037 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: STINKY FARM & GREAT CHIPS
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 036 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: UGLY CITY CENTRES
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 035 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: CAR BOOT & MIDDLE OF LIDL
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 034 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: THE MERRY POD OF WINDSOR
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 033 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES - ROPE SWINGS & DOGGING
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 032 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: "HIRE CAR FOREPLAY"
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 031 - HAMPSHIRE DIARIES: FREEDOM DAY
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 030 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 5
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 029 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 4
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 028 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 3
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 027 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 2
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Sep 05, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 026 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY 1
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 025 - ISOLATION DIARIES: DAY ZERO
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 024 - "YOU'RE RULED BY URANUS"
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 023 - "ANNIVERSARY GIFT POLITICS"
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 022 - "A STARSTRUCK GYNAECOLOGIST"
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 021 - "I'M GOOGLING 'JOCK ITCH' STRAIGHT AFTER THIS"
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 020 - "HE HAD CHRONIC DIARRHOEA. HE WAS 4 HRS LATE"
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 019 - "THERE WAS WEE LEFT IN THE TOILET"
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 018 - "I HAD A PUDGASM"
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 017 - "EPILATING THE SOUTHERN END"
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 016 - "THRIFT SHOP AESTHETIC"
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 015 - "NOBODY LOOKS GOOD SNOGGING"
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 014 - "BED LEGS PHENOMENON"
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 013 - "SOMETIMES I'LL GO FULL NUDDY"
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 012 - "I'M LIKE CHOCOLATE FOR P.M.S"
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 011 - "SUPERMARKET ETIQUETTE"
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 010 - "CRISP DIP PROTOCOL"
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 009 - "THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON MY CHAIR"
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 008 - "HE MADE LARRY GRAYSON'S FALSE TEETH"
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 007 - "A GIANT CUTTING HIS PUBIC HAIR"
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 006 - "NATURALLY QUITE A HAIRY PERSON"
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 005 - "IT LOOKS LIKE POORLY WEE"
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May 30, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 004 - "INTERRUPTING A CROW'S FUNERAL"
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May 29, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 003 - "PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BAGEL"
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May 28, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 002 - "IT'S BEEN A WEEK OF FIRSTS"
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May 26, 2021 |
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#HAWSTL 001 - "80/20 EASILY"
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May 25, 2021 |
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Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life Teaser
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May 21, 2021 |