Toast & Roast
By Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
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Episodes: 164
Description
Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and respectful. If you want to eavesdrop on two people “talking shit”, we are the podcast for you.
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164: My licence plate is C-U-N-T-Y-1
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May 11, 2026 |
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163: Are you planning to be a person?
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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162: Potato wedges on a pizza?
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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161: Asians, apples, and posthumous recognition
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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160: Salary of fried eggs
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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159: Real talk: Employment, air-conditioning, and advertisement cameos!
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Dec 21, 2025 |
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158: We are the first people to have a podcast without video (in 2025, anyway)
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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157: This episode description has been intentionally left blank
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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156: Are we ever really covid free?
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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155: From Driving Tests to TSA Stress
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May 25, 2025 |
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154: Bloody'ot'out'ere
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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153: Shampoo your shoes
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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152: Food delivery by flight
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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151: Steaming hot environmentalism
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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150: How not to take a red-eye flight
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Feb 09, 2025 |
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149: Post Japan Stress
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Feb 02, 2025 |
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148: New year, same damn pod!
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Jan 26, 2025 |
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147: The ottoman empire
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Dec 08, 2024 |
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146: Is 2024 over yet?
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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145: The rights to sample
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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144: Lines that end in debt
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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143: SEO...h no
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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142: Down with the sickness
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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141: Are you Asian enough?
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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140: Would you accept $10m but go back to 2014?
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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139: Werewolf, Werewords, We’re... what?
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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138: Unhinged Sony and squeezing AirPods out of your ears
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Sep 08, 2024 |
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137: Coast 2 Coast
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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136: Talking and talking
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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135: Chaotic Neutral Lawful Good
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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134: Asserting Identity Dominance
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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133: High Tea and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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132: Roy’s sister Sheree sauce
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Jul 28, 2024 |
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131: Overpriced storage
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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130: Plug your ears
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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129: Big brother is not watching
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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128: The Work Week
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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127: Ending google
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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126: A journey through point hacking
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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125: A tale of fashion and realestate
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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124: Artists these days don't make their own music any more
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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123: You can't beat a free quote
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May 26, 2024 |
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122: #bannedhashtags
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May 19, 2024 |
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121: From bad backpacks to bad books
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May 12, 2024 |
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120: When things are not what they seem
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May 05, 2024 |
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119: Addressing super markets
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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118: Happy Medical New Year
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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117: Mandatory shutdown
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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116: ngl this ep is bussin’
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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115: Who wants to be a millionaire
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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114: There's before Tokyo and after Tokyo
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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113: Enough room to swing a cat
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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112: Escaping a 14 room house
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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111: Laundering our money
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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110: Planning to get lost
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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109: Fake altruism
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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108: The iPhone Awakens
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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107: The Return of Georgie
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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106: Escaping the math problem
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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105: The right way to eat your eggs
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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104: Grab your coffee below deck
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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103: Learn to get good
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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102: Debunking introversion
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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101: Dirty dirty hair
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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100: If you could walk 100 miles
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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99: Overpriced markets
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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98: Between dreams and real life
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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97: Hospital tales
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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96: It’s a long way to the shop if you want a meat pie
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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95: Mic power²
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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94: AI is ruining blogging
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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93: Cutting the shades
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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92: A whole-ass podcast episode
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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91: Cooking up memories
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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90: Spin wash Twice
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May 28, 2023 |
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89: Do you even lift?
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May 21, 2023 |
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88: Quicker than you can say Checkmark
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May 14, 2023 |
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87: Truly Self Made
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May 07, 2023 |
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86: A bad case of grooming
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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85: This Podcast's Toast
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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84: Freedom Dumpings
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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83: Emotional damage
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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82: Georgie on tour
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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81: A serious talk about flat breads
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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80: The case of the missing plane
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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79: Elevators in your house
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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78: Squashin’ balls
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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77: The great bag discussion
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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76: The trouble with being on time
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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75: It’s in the (rolling) bag
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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74: Aurally not orally
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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73: The mind of a serial killer
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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72: Rollercoasters of doom
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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71: UWT: Universal World Time
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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70: Last of 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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69: Budget cleaning
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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68: Breaking the ice
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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67: Going on a binge
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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66: This is real life!
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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65: Office ergonomics for small people
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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64: Concerts for dummies
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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63: Scandalous
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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62: Would you work for the planet?
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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61: When the digital process fails you
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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60: I’d like to be under the sea
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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59: How many do you do?
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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58: Bridges are strong af
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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57: Capsicum? Capsi-cum-down
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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56: Sydney’s not so bad after all
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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55: We won’t assume you’ve listened to all our episodes
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Aug 28, 2022 |
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54: The sausage between your fingers
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Aug 21, 2022 |
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53: Podcasting for dummies
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Aug 14, 2022 |
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52: Diving back to the future
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Aug 07, 2022 |
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51: Replacing an old friend
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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50: Putting the dough in the nut
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Jul 24, 2022 |
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49: You can listen to a book, but can you read a podcast?
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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48: The naked man
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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47: If there’s a camel up a hill
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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46: Peering into our neighbour's apartments
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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45: Can't find the right place to stay
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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44: Ooh la la!
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May 29, 2022 |
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43: Books vs Movies
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May 22, 2022 |
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42: 6 × 9 = 42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
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May 15, 2022 |
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41: In which a tick means “incorrect”
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May 08, 2022 |
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40: Publishing this episode was definitely automated
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May 01, 2022 |
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39: In which we make a dozen tangents
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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38: Is a hotdog a sandwich? TL;DL: Yes.
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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37: Download this podcast episode before your next flight
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Apr 10, 2022 |
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36: Just two normies on a podcast
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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35: Can't clean for shit
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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34: Shooting your taxes in the foot
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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33: Your idol doesn’t owe you shit
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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32: Weightlifting stolen PS5s
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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31: Glorified camping, or dated carpet, take your pick
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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30: CBD: Central Beach District
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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29: Broken conspiracies and weird social media
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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28: The next big scam party
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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27: Tanning by the fireworks
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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26: New year, same podcast
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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25: Merry Shitmas
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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24: Overrated shopping malls and Malaysian delights
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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23: Video social media is going down the tubes
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Dec 05, 2021 |
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22: The pitfalls of hiking
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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21: We are definitely not car people
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Nov 21, 2021 |
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20: Introverts and clubs do not mix
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Nov 14, 2021 |
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19: The taste of video game victory
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Nov 07, 2021 |
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18: What’s in a name?
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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17: FOMO isn’t real
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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16: We’ve been eating crumpets wrong our whole lives
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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15: When your hairdresser leaves you
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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14: A day in the life of reselling our shit
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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13: We can't recollect stories for shit
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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12: Customer service from hell
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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11: Advertising works too well sometimes
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Sep 05, 2021 |
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10: Crazy Inclusive Asians
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Aug 29, 2021 |
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9: Let musicians be artists
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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8: The end of journalism
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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7: Influencers produce nothing
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Aug 08, 2021 |
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6: Working from home edition
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Aug 01, 2021 |
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5: Bucket lists rock (or not)
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Jul 25, 2021 |
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4: Minimalism is killing the planet
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Jul 18, 2021 |
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3: Denim is cotton? What’s going on?
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Jul 11, 2021 |
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2: Food nostalgia
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Jul 04, 2021 |
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1: Origin stories & Podcasts
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Jun 27, 2021 |