The Real HouseMATES of New York
By Jessica & Robert
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Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
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“Bad B*tch Era” - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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“We are the QUEENS of the Group” - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃” - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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“The Return of the Gnat” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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“Belly Button to Backside” - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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“I’m Bored” - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome” - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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“In Denial” - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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“Someone’s Going to Backhand You” - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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“Slapped by a Thousand Dicks” - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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“No Dirty Here” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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“Zara and Steve Madden” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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“Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em” - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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“I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual” - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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“Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den” - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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“It’s A Battle for Brooklyn” - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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“GrubHub on Highways” - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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“Sequence on a Plant” - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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“The Chic Suite” - RHOC S17 E10, RHOA S15 E13, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E06, RHONY S14 E04
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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“We Also Need to Sit Facing True North” - RHOC S17 E08, RHOA S15 E11, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E04, RHONY S14 E02
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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“I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up” - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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“IMDB aka STFU” - RHOC S17 E05
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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“Too Vagina” - RHOC S17 E04, RHOA S15 E08
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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“So Long CUT” - RHOC S17 E03, RHOA S15 E07
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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“Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp” - RHOC S17 E02, RHOA S15 E06, RHONJ REUNION PART 3, VPR SECRETS REVEALED
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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“A Dog’s Mouth is NOT Clean” - RHOC S17 E01, RHOA S15 E05, RHONJ REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE REUNION PART 2
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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“Diabolical, Demented, Disgusting, Subhuman ” - VPR REUNION PART 3
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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“YELP SAYS WE ARE 9.6” - RHOA S15 E04, RHONJ REUNION PART 1, SUMMER HOUSE S07 REUNION PART 1
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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“You can speak to the side of my head.” - VPR REUNION PART 2
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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“The Higher the Hair the Bigger the Drama” - RHOA S15 E03, RHONJ TERESA’S WEDDING SPECIAL, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E15
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May 30, 2023 |
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“That F*king F*ker is at Fault” - VPR REUNION PART 1
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May 30, 2023 |
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“Everyone Makes their Own Sandwiches” - RHOA S15 E02, RHONJ S13 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E14
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May 23, 2023 |
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“#TEAMARIANA” - VPR S10 E15
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May 22, 2023 |
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“Poo Poo Heads” - RHOA S15 E01, RHONJ S13 E14, VPR S10 E14, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E13
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May 15, 2023 |
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“Stop Saying Dip Out You Dip Sh*t!” - RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E12
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May 08, 2023 |
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“White House Correspondents B*tch” - RHONJ S13 E12, VPR S10 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E11
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May 01, 2023 |
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“You’re a Boogawolf” - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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“I’m Not Zen Anymore” - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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“Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole” - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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“Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It” - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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“What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run” - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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“Treating Her Like a Baby is an Insult to Babies” - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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“Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ” - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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“Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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“The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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“Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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“Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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“6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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“Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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“Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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“Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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“Spill the Chai” - RHOP S07 E05, RHOSLC S03 E07, Family Karma S03 E01 & Winter House S02 E05
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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“Jax Walked So Craig Could Run … we hate you Craig” - RHOP S07 E04, RHOSLC S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E04 [RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 3]
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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“You Gotta Stop Kyle” - RHOP S07 E02, RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E02
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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“Tie or Bowtie?” - RHOBH S12 E21, & RHOSLC S03 E02
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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“It’s Just Another Sister” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S12 E20, & RHOSLC S03 E01
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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“Lisa Rinna = Camel Toe” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 2, & RHOBH S12 E19
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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“There is No Misunderstanding of Our Positions, We Hate Erika” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 1, & RHOBH S12 E18
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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“I Keep Staring at Her Ears” - RHOA S14 E17, & RHOBH S12 E 17 RHOD Reunion Part 2
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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“RIP Ms. Goat” - RHOA S14 E15, & RHOD S1E12
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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“Mary Poppins of the Homeless & Toothless!” - RHOA S14 E14, RHOBH S12 E15 & RHOD S1E11
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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“B*tch, We are Worldwide!” - RHOA S14 E13, RHOBH S12 E14 & RHOD S1E10
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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“So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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“Happy Birthday Housemates!” - RHOA S14 E09, RHOBH S12 E10 & RHOD S1E06
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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“To Setting a B*tch Straight” - RHOBH S12 E09 & RHOD S1E05
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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“A New Sniper From the Side” - RHOA S14 E08, RHOBH S12 E08
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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“What the ACTUAL F***?” - RHOA S14 E07, RHOBH S12 E07 & RHOD S01 E04
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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“Bacon Eating Vegetarian” - RHOA S14 E06, RHOBH S12 E06 & RHOD S01 E03
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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“94.6 miles Away” - RHOA S14 E05, RHOBH S12 E05 & RHOD S01 E02
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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“Tit for Toot” - RHOBH S12 E04 & RHOD S01 E01
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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“And a Giraffe Was There” - RHOA S14 E04, & RHOBH S12 E03
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May 30, 2022 |
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“Go Small Breast Her” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 2, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 3, RHOA S14 E03, & RHOBH S12 E02
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May 22, 2022 |
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“Gaslighter & Dumpsterfire” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 1, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S14 E02, & RHOBH S12 E01
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May 15, 2022 |
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“L’ Impossible” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E14, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 1, & RHOA S14 E01
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May 09, 2022 |
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“We ARE BACK, But WTF Was That?!” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E12 & 13, RHOC Reunion Part 1 & 2 RHONJ S12 E12 & 13
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May 02, 2022 |
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The Second Honorable Housemate: Andrea Denver of Summer House & Winter House!
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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“Two words, TOMMY KNOCKER” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E11, RHOC S16 E17, RHONJ S12 E11
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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“What the Fck Just Happened?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E10, RHOC S16 E16, RHONJ S12 E10
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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“Ferragosto & Softball” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E09, RHOC S16 E15, RHONJ S12 E09
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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“F*** Austen” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E14, RHONJ S12 E08
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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“Rhyming Text Messages of Death” - RHOSLC REUNION PART 1, 2 & 3, RHOC S16 E13, RHONJ S12 E07
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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The First Honorable Housemate: Tanya Bardsley of The Real Housewives of Cheshire!
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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“A Glass of Vino” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E12, RHONJ S12 E06
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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“Let’s Go Eat A Bagel” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E07, RHOC S16 E11, RHONJ S12 E05
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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“Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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“Been There Done That” - RHOSLC S02 E21
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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“Why is the Fridge Beeping?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E05, RHOC S16 E10, RHONJ S12 E03
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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It's Our First Time - *The Real Housemates of NY x Bravo's Housevibes*
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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“Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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“This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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“Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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“You Smell Like Horse” - RHOSLC S02 E19
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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“Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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“Dinner Table of Horrors” - RHOSLC S02 E18
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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“That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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“Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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“Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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“I’m Usually Right” - RHOSLC S02 E14, E15, & E16
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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“Come On get Up” - RHOC S16 E04 & E05, VPR S09 E12 & E13
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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“Spicy Dumpling” - RHOC S16 E03, VPR S09 E11
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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“Beelzebub & Klaus” - RHOSLC S02 E13
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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“Never the Right Time or the Right Place” - RHOC S16 E02, VPR S09 E10, RHUGT S01 E07
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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“Coasters & Coffee Tables” - RHOSLC S02 E12
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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“This is a Semi-Precious Stone” Part 1 - RHOP REUNION PART 4, VPR S09 E09
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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“This is a Semi-Precious Stone” Part 2 - RHOC S16 E01, RHUGT S01 E06
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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“Sorry for the Grapes” - RHUGT S01 E05, RHOP REUNION PART 3
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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“Swedish Christmas Hookers” - RHOSLC S02 E11
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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“Third World Two” - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S01 Ep 01-04
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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“Toes for Nose” - VPR S9E8, RHOP REUNION PART 2
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Nov 20, 2021 |
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“Cheers to Vail” - RHOSLC S02 E10
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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“Fish First & Vaginal Work” - VPR S9E7, RHOP REUNION PART 1
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Nov 14, 2021 |
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Outer Darkness - RHOSLC S02 E09
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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“Goodbye Beverly Hills, Hello… Winter House??” - VPR S9E6, RHOP S6E17, RHOBH REUNION PART 4
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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“Falafel Waffle and Ceviche” - RHOSLC S02 E08
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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“Mothra or Butterfree” - VPR S9E5, RHOP S6E16, RHOBH REUNION PART 3
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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“The Tit in/Tits out Showdown” - RHOSLC S02 E07
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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“Pumping in the Sun” - VPR S9E4, RHOP S6E15, RHOBH REUNION PART 2
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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"Don’t Get Pregnant and Don’t Get a Disease" - RHOSLC S02 E06
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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Brock is a Cock, Low-Budget Rant & RHOBH ENDGAME - VPR S9E3, RHOP S6E14, RHOBH REUNION
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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Oh My Gucci! - RHOSLC S02 E05
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Salad Tossing, NY Times Best Sellers & The Bunny’s Back - RHOP S06E13, VPR S09E02, RHOBH S11E20
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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Angie is an Angel and Lisa is a Liar - RHOSLC S02 E04
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Allegedly Not Sober - RHOP S06E12, RHOBH S11E19 & VPR S09E01
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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Matriarch Meredith vs Zen Jen - RHOSLC S02 E03
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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Kathy Finally Got Dorit to STFU and Candiace Threw her Whole Husband Under the Bus - RHOP S06E11 & RHOBH S11E18
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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Charred Churros and Burned Relationships - RHOSLC S02 E02
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Garcelle the Truth Slayer Takes Dorit to Task & Candiace STFU - RHOP S6E10 & RHOBH S11E17
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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Don’t Come for Meredith Marks (or her family) Unless She Sends for You - RHOSLC E02 E01
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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The One About the Mom Shamer, the Crook, and the Two Faced Idiot & RHOP S6E9, RHOBH S11E16
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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It’s a Pretty Mess When RHONY Delivers & RHOP S6E8, RHONY S12E17, RHOBH S11E15
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Sep 05, 2021 |
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How About Me? and My Sutty Buddy Butthole & RHONY S12E16, RHOP S6E7, RHOBH S11E14
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Aug 29, 2021 |
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2 + 2 = 4 and I am Not Even Good at Math & RHONY S12E15, RHOP S6E6 & RHOBH S11E13
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Aug 22, 2021 |
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You Can Suck, But Not as Much as Ramona - RHONJ Battle For Brooklyn & RHOBH S11E12 , RHOP S6E5 & RHONY S12E14
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Aug 15, 2021 |
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All I want for Christmas is NOT Lu - RHOBH S11 E11, RHOP S6 E4, RHONY S12 E13
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Cocks, Christmas & Candles - RHOP S6 E3, RHONY S13 E12
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Aug 01, 2021 |
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I-800-Placenta Pickup - RHOP, RHONY, ROBH Recaps
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Meet the Housemates & RHOP/RHOBH/RHONY
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Jul 18, 2021 |