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Big Soy Naturals is a podcast hosted by the only people who can gaze into the abyss because the abyss never gazes back at us, out of respect. Virgil Masters, Kendall Kennedy and Producer Lain, explore the labyrinth of cyberspace with our incisive eyes, quick wit and sexy heaving 300 IQ brains. It takes magic, thorough research and the immortal science to peer behind the veil of the digital negaverse, and we do it every week. Check the episode descriptions for citations for each truth we unearth.
New Episodes every Tuesday and weeklyish exclusive episodes on our Patreon!
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Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid
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Apr 24, 2024 |
100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils 1: Epic Meal Time Throws the First Brick
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Apr 10, 2024 |
Thems With a Sign: Kenny and Virgil EXPOSE FuckJerry (real)
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Mar 27, 2024 |
Rejoice! Kenny and Virgil Call Upon the Spirit of Saint Valentine to Anoint The Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors with Knowledge of Love
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Feb 14, 2024 |
My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON
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Aug 01, 2023 |
Swirl Cinema: Beginning the Biracial Canon with Vin Diesel’s Multi-Facial - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON
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Jul 25, 2023 |
I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Part 4
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May 23, 2023 |
Ted Lasso’s Showrunner Speaks Out About The Writer’s Strike
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May 16, 2023 |
Ask us more questions, We’ll tell you more lies - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON
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Apr 25, 2023 |
Say Your Prayers And Let The Good Times Roll With Lauren Badillo Author of Sad Sexy Catholic
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Apr 11, 2023 |
I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Part 3
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Mar 21, 2023 |
I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Part 2
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Feb 28, 2023 |
I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Part 1
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Feb 21, 2023 |
Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines YEAR 2, Part 1
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Feb 14, 2023 |
Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole Part 4: Sexual Mutual Aid
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Feb 07, 2023 |
Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole Part 3: I’m In Love With The Greatest Gamer, But He Loves Making Cars Explode More Than He Loves Me
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Jan 31, 2023 |
Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole Part 2: Everyone Is Afraid of The Fucking Basilisk
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Jan 24, 2023 |
Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore's Hole Part 1: Do You Really Wanna Live Forever?
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Jan 19, 2023 |
Nu Year No Fear. Obama Isn’t The Only One Who Can Pander To Bisexual Women: Part 1
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Jan 12, 2023 |
Nu Year No Fear. Obama Isn’t The Only One Who Can Pander To Bisexual Women: Part 2
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Jan 12, 2023 |
We Were Right About Crypto. We Were Right About Reylos. The Value of Bananacoin Will Never Stop Rising. Prayer Warriors Are Welcome To Bask In Our Infallibility From A Respectful Distance.
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Dec 01, 2022 |
BSN VS. GRS Thanksgiving Dinner Table Debate Special: Part 1
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Nov 23, 2022 |
It Is Not Our Job To Educate You Because Google Is Literally Free But The Emotional Labor of Educating You Is Too Much For Google To Bear and It (He?) No Longer Has The Spoons To Tell You What Al Pacino’s Height Is
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Nov 12, 2022 |
Should The LGBTQ Community Do A Gamergate On Italian Americans? An Interview With Validate Writer Sam Taub
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Nov 04, 2022 |
Tales from the Haunted Queer Coffeeshop
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Nov 01, 2022 |
Taylor Swift Will Never Get To Rest Her Blonde Head Inside The Kennedy Compound Cryogenic Chambers No Matter How Many Pounds of Sheet Metal She Eats
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Oct 20, 2022 |
Touch my Butt and Buy Me a Diet Pill: The Strange Sad Tale Tumblr User Pizza and The Rise of Content Monetization
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Oct 20, 2022 |
Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime! Joan and Ceres Save The Youth From Their Protestant Work Ethic
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Oct 06, 2022 |
Holding A Big Magnifying Glass Up To The Museum of Ice Cream and Melting It Like Ants
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Sep 23, 2022 |
What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Part 2
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Sep 20, 2022 |
What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Part 1
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Sep 14, 2022 |
The Big Soy Naturals Mental Health Hotline Prioritizes BIPOC and Nonbinary Ukrainian Voices
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Sep 03, 2022 |
Pixel Perfect Was Actually A Horror Movie: Lil Miquela Was The Tragedy and The Farce Karl Marx Warned Us About
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Aug 28, 2022 |
The Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin
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Aug 13, 2022 |
MYONSOF: Chapter 2: 3D Print the Sex Robots a Gun
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Jul 25, 2022 |
Folx Need 3 Porsches, Hoes Need 3 Abortions
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Jul 15, 2022 |
My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking Episode 1: RePAULsion
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Jul 08, 2022 |
Your Fave is Problematic Was Death Note for People Whose Misa Is Grimes: An Interview With Internet Legend yourfaveisproblematic
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Jul 06, 2022 |
Folx Need 2 Porsches Hoes Need 2 Abortions: An Interview With Reproductive Justice Organizer Frieda
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Jul 01, 2022 |
My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking Interlude: Folx Need Porsches, Hoes Need Abortions
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Jun 30, 2022 |
We Rate Ourselves on the Kinsey Scale for Pride Month Using the Patented Methods From the Institution of UQuiz Studies
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Jun 21, 2022 |
Discussing Hypothetical Histories at the Reparations Fundraiser/Birthday Party/Omegaverse PHD Symposium
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May 28, 2022 |
Ceres' Family Reunion Takes A Justified Turn for the Reverse Racist
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May 23, 2022 |
My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking Episode 0: Imposter Syndrome Compatible Feminism
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May 21, 2022 |
Alpha Beta Gorilla Omega: Untangling the Omegaverse with Gorilla Radio Show
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May 16, 2022 |
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines (Premium Edition)
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May 08, 2022 |
Big Soy Naturals Take on "Big Fact" In Retaliation for Being Silenced and Censored for Righteously Spreading Misinformation
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Apr 29, 2022 |
Parasocial Power Hour: Introducing Mx. Kendall Cocaine
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Apr 23, 2022 |
The Future Does Not Have to Be Sword Art Online If You Don’t Want It: An Interview With Yesterweb Pioneers sadgrl.online and Auzzie
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Mar 09, 2022 |
I Kicked Out Kendall to Host the Biracial Hunger Games and J Cole Is Dying First
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Mar 01, 2022 |
I Manufactured Consent At The Instagram Infographic Factory And All I Got Were These Lousy War Crimes
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Feb 27, 2022 |
Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines
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Feb 14, 2022 |
Steven Job’s Puritanical Piscean Ghost Has Come Back From The Dead to Launch a War on #Girl and #Brunette
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Feb 09, 2022 |
The Only 2022 Trend Analysis You Will Ever Need Part 3: Technology and The Internet
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Feb 05, 2022 |
The Only 2022 Trend Analysis You Will Ever Need Part 2: Culture & Politics
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Jan 14, 2022 |
The Only 2022 Trend Analysis You Will Ever Need Part 1: Fashion
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Jan 14, 2022 |
Stop the Resurgence of Pro-Ana Propaganda Right Now Or Low Rise Jeans Will Become Popular Again And You Will Have No One But Yourself to Blame
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Nov 19, 2021 |
Femcels, Beta Females, Girlbosses, and Queens (Ascended)
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Nov 13, 2021 |
We Will Literally Fight Any Military Wife Brave Enough to Challenge Our Righteous Mocking of Reylos
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Nov 11, 2021 |
Confess Your Sins and Ask Your Questions to Ceres and Kendall to Receive the Sacrament of Holy Reconciliation
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Oct 28, 2021 |
In Addition to Being a Hack and Misogynist (derogatory), Joss Whedon is a Scab. Dr Horrible Was Anti-Worker and Not Good Either
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Oct 16, 2021 |
Capitalism Killed Neopets and Communism Can Bring It Back
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Oct 08, 2021 |
Challenging Hank Green to a Pissing Contest Outside the Anaheim Convention Center and Asking John How It Tastes (Part 2)
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Oct 04, 2021 |
Challenging Hank Green to a Pissing Contest Outside the Anaheim Convention Center and Asking John How It Tastes (Part 1)
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Sep 23, 2021 |
Tiffany Trump Could Have An Illustrious Hyperpop Career If Only Political Correctness Was Not An Issue Also Ceres Went to the Grimes Exhibit Also 9/11 Happened 20 Years Ago
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Sep 16, 2021 |
Would You Buy the Brooklyn Bridge From Tumblr User Zubat if She Told You The Funds Were Going To LGBT Teens?
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Sep 09, 2021 |