Don't Be A Dick with Gretchen Clark

By Gretchen Clark

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Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in corporate america, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a fuck, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird.

Episode Date
Friends w/ babies
34:58
A popular topic requested by her people, Gretchen dives into her thoughts on how to be a good friend when your friends have babies.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Aug 03, 2022
Muscle Relaxer Chats
37:05
Gretch pops a muscle relaxer and talks in a circle. We're chatting a bit about being in debt, having sex before you're married and winning by just being consistent.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jul 14, 2022
Summer bodies & sending nudes
29:42
It's summertime baby and that (can) mean you are feeling insecure being half naked in front of a group of people ... aka v normal and common. Gretch talks about not sugar coating how you're feeling, sending nudes to your best friends, and how what you think is what you look like. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jul 07, 2022
IG growth
40:14
Gretchen brings a very popular question that’s asked to the podcast; “how did you grow your IG so fast?”. She talks building a brand based on trust, authenticity and how credibility is the best financial security.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jun 30, 2022
GRIT, GRIND, SALES
44:06
Gretch gives her top sales tips from her 5 year career in staffing/recruiting with a little tough love and a few F bombs thrown in! Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jun 23, 2022
Anxiety vs Fear
31:56
After Moose's surgery, G realizes she's been blacked out in fear for the last 24 hours. She talks anxiety, the importance of an anxiety circle, and why anxiety fuggin sucks. Happy Holidays to everyone!!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jun 16, 2022
YGG
18:26
G is a little off her game this week so this short & sweet episode might seem a little pointless. BUT, she does give a *hot tip* about a YGG folder, why it's important to take control of your income rather than live in fear, and promises a double episode week in the near future. Happy Holidays!!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jun 09, 2022
Testing Negative, Staying Positive
27:41
She's NEGATIVE but POSITIVE if ya know what we mean!!! Talking all things social media, following a passion, following a dream or idea, and how she stopped working a job she hated. This episode is for people who are sitting on a goldmine (aka, themselves) and need a lil kick in the butt to get out of their own fuggin way. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jun 02, 2022
London, the Vid & protecting babies
37:05
Welp, after dodging it for over 2 years, covid finally hit her and she is here to attest that what they call "covid brain" is a real thing. First episode in 2 weeks so a lot to catch up on including her London recap and why she has a fear of slowing down. We want to put a trigger warning on this episode as well, because Gretch goes a bit into her thoughts on the recent school shooting in Ulvade, Texas.  After extensive research into organizations to help the victims, this is where Gretchen chose to donate. If you feel led to do the same: https://gofund.me/bda1a77d (https://gofund.me/bda1a77d) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
May 26, 2022
Be Kind & Not A Dick
28:32
Quick episode where G dives into her 400+ listener emails and finds a common trend: how to get out of a slump, how to stay positive, and how to not feel sad. The answer: be the opposite of a dick as often as possible.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
May 05, 2022
Fucks & Flaws
33:57
In this episode Gretchen tells the story of a girl who stole thousands of dollars from her but more importantly shares her thoughts on body image, insecurities and why it’s important to give people physical compliments. It’s another “talk in a circle and kinda land the plane” sorta convo. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Apr 21, 2022
False Negative Beliefs
40:28
Gretch dives into the theory of False Negative Beleifs, how they affected her life and how she’s tried to overcome them. She also touches on new friendships, how “jUst wAiT” comments are rude AF, and of course mentions butt plugs more than once :) Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Apr 14, 2022
STAY ALIVE
33:55
Hi from the new house!!! Majority of this episode is about STAYING ALIVE; the recently most requested topic to discuss. How women can stay alive and when it's ok to BE A DICK (a LOUD dick).  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Apr 07, 2022
MOVIN & GROOVIN
47:56
It’s moving week!!! (finally). G talks about chopping Michael Vicks penis off, why Hollywood is fake, why she feels like she’s not doing enough, how you shouldn’t have one question in your brain about marrying someone, and how to watch your language. And speaks like this, in a run on sentence. Next episode in the new house! Happy holidays fam!!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Mar 31, 2022
WHAT IS THE POINT?!
31:38
Gretch does a quick lil episode to update everyone on the move to the new house and shares her mindset on how to, literally, get out of a funk by not giving a fuck and tying your actions to your WHY. Oh also, you can text her now :) 470-632-0136 and yes .. it's really her LOL.  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Mar 24, 2022
Secrets
36:12
It's Sunday Secrets turned podcast time!!! With the fear of being disabled (again...) Gretchen takes her followers' secrets and shares them with the class. From electric shock therapy in your butthole to someone's mother in law sending them a picture of them using a dildo. Shit gets weird, like always :) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Mar 10, 2022
Sweaty Pits & Toxic Friends
48:59
Here’s a quick heads up that this episode is CHOPPY and all over the place :) Apologies in advance. Gretchen gets into the hot topic of toxic friendships and her take on it all. Also - don’t get armpit Botox xo  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Mar 03, 2022
I missed you guys :(
46:11
Description: After a week off to get her house ready for the wild real estate market, she’s stressed, stuffed up and selling her house! What a time to be alive. In this episode, Gretchen chats what it’s like to put your house on the market and gets into some of her favorite topics: dumping people you don’t like & doing whatever you want to do with your life. Happy Holidays!  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at https://www.manscaped.com/ (MANSCAPED.com)! #ad #manscapedpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Feb 24, 2022
Shaved balls & MLM's
37:39
Hola from Cabo! Gretchen pops in from a pool break to quickly chat MLM's while celebrating men going to prison for sending dick pics. Oh! And, our first discount code for the podcast:   Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Feb 10, 2022
Dont Be A (Light Switch) Dick
55:14
This episode is a roller coaster of emotions for Gretchen as she goes from talking about a dick the size of a light switch, to advice when you have a toxic relationship with your mom, to a man who needs closure from a woman he cheated on his wife with. Happy Holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Feb 03, 2022
Boys Lie
01:00:29
Gretchen reads & responds to some emails from her followers asking for advice on dating, whether they should dump their boyfriends or not, and reminds everyone that the most important person in the universe is yourself. Email: gbclarkIG@gmail.co Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jan 27, 2022
pointless & uninteresting
28:11
the title of this podcast was inspired by g's FIRST 1 star review!!! Happy Holidays! In this episode Gretchen describes the roller coaster of a week she had as her IG, backup IG and entire facebook were disabled... but now they're back!!! She touches on the importance of a close friendship circle to lift you up, focusing only on what you can control, and the freeing feeling that the universe knows exactly what it's doing. xo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jan 20, 2022
Drunk & DISABLED (again)
41:23
welp, it happened again. Gretchen explains how IG has a micropenis and needs to protect it at all costs!!! And she's drunk and in a terrible mood so, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! new IG: @gbclark_  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jan 13, 2022
DONT BE A small DICK
36:48
Gretchen talks about fat rolls, micropenises and how women are sexier than men even with cellulite and two different boobs. Happy New Year!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Jan 06, 2022
Vision Boards & Viagra
39:10
Happy New Year's Eve week! On this episode, Gretchen shares her thoughts on taking advantage of this week between the holidays, how she creates goals and vision boards, and wonders why she doesn't know anyone who's been in a viagra commercial.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Dec 30, 2021
Bank Statements & BJ’s
44:18
In this episode, Gretchen reminds you to check your credit card statements, deep dives into some listener questions and finishes with a blow job tip just in time for Christmas. All around 10/10. Happy holidays!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Dec 23, 2021
Tramp Stamps & Money
56:41
In this episode, Gretchen chats (in a circle) about all things money, self-discipline, and removing tramp stamps. She gets into a few listener questions about goal setting, career changes, getting out of debt and ends with why it's important for us to burn every shirt that says "gIrL bOsS" on it.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Dec 16, 2021
Respectfully, lick my balls
43:55
In this episode Gretchen gets into some emails from her listeners. She spends some time thanking her audience for the extremely high level of support, shares a story about (someone else) pooping in the backseat of their car and takes her stand on why men should always pay for the first date. 5 stars all around.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Dec 09, 2021
Dicks and Wieners
29:04
Well, it happened. She started a podcast. This episode is, well, um… interesting. Gretchen’s first stab at using a mic and pretending she has any clue what she’s doing. Definitely 5 star worthy if you ask us. Enjoy the nonsense.  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share Website: https://www.gbclark.co/
Dec 02, 2021
Don't Be a Dick (Trailer)
02:12
Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in Corporate America, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a fuck, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird. Follow her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/_gbclark/ (here)! Check out her https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=share (Facebook Group! ) https://www.gbclark.co/ (Website )
Nov 02, 2021