Airquote Law Pod

By Jobeth Bowers, Elisabeth Herndon, Ariel Neumann

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Airquote Law Pod is the Law podcast that is not a law podcast. Join a few of Maryland and DC attorneys as they talk about all sorts of who knows what, and a sprinkling of law related topics from time to time.

Episode Date
Guest Spot on The Friend Zone
Lis and Jobeth collaborate with another podcast, The Friend Zone, and tee up a myriad of interesting relationship and dating questions, some of which don't really apply to us, but we went for it anyway. We learn that Lis is a Lazy Lover (which, admittedly, we already knew) and we get Rollin with Roland. This is a bank episode from several months ago. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Sep 26, 2022
Episode 52: Probe Uranus
The whole crew is back after a bit of a gap of doing fresh content. We've got a lot of catching up to do. Travel, new houses, new adventures and more for everyone. We talk shit on Harry Potter and specifically the author who is a bit of a hot mess, and we have a 3 some! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Sep 19, 2022
Episode 51: Very Busy- Very Bank Episode. (Trivia)
No matter how crazy busy our schedules are, we are committed to bringing you weekly content! Lots of travel, trials, opening a new office and more have us all jammed up right now, but we thought ahead and recorded this super 3-some episode about a month ago. Join us for some trivia between Lis & Jobeth. We touch on a variety of video game topics, and other pop culture references. It's a fun time, and it's certainly not just filler content for when we're busy :) Trivia topics include, but are not limited to: Mario Bros, Friends, Zelda, Home star Runner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Sep 12, 2022
Episode 50: Spinoff Pilot??? The Practice
Previously teased, Lis and Jobeth begin discussing the late 90s early 2000s TV Law Drama "The Practice" we do a brief overview of the series, and dig into Episode one. This is first viewing for Lis, and Jobeth is rewatching for the first time in 4 or 5 years. Lis, of course, took notes, and Jobeth is completely winging's almost as if he is the real life version of Bobby Donnell...or maybe he would be if he didn't have a wife and kids. No 3 some in this one, but we need YOUR INPUT to know if this should be a bonus add-on to the current airquote law pod line up, or if it should be it's own podcast. e-mail us at Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Sep 05, 2022
Episode 49: Who Did This to Me?
You will absolutely NOT believe this, but a completely different driver (we think) crashed into Jobeth's other office building, over 60 miles away from the one that was hit 3 or so months ago!?! How does this even happen? We talk about all sorts of shenanigans, Lis almost dying, Jobeth going to Utah for a magic retreat, and more! Ariel REALLY wants a Woxer sponsorship, just so say she has one--not even for the money, and continues to plug them despite not having a sponsorship lined up. She loves them, what can we say. Jobeth participates in the 3 some even though he's barely prepared, but it works out well anyway! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Aug 29, 2022
Episode 48: Experimental Live Stream (Did it work?)
What could possibly go wrong when hosts from your favorite law podcast that tries to not be about the law goes LIVE on twitch to bring you an early morning episode about memes, meme culture, and other general shenanigans? In this bonus episode we invited listeners of the pod to join us on twitch while we go through and discuss memes, much easier to do via video than audio, but we do our best to describe the memes we're looking at---plus we might even remember to tweet them. We get a great surprise when one of the listeners makes a quick photoshop maneuver to put one of the hosts into a meme! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Aug 22, 2022
Episode 47:Magic In Your Hands
In this episode we might get a little off the rails from time to time. We talk about concerts that everyone has gone to recently, some better than others, but concerts for everyone! Ariel strips down to her underwear, and Jobeth does a magic trick that you can participate in at home! He also does a seemingly endless beer production without leaving his seat! Is Ariel being followed on social media by Liam Neeson? Probably, even though this account doesn't have a blue check mark. Do we want to do live stream episodes? Anything is wroth a try, why not? We have a 3 some and endless shenanigans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Aug 15, 2022
Episode 46: Parenting can be cool?
After our last episode we decided to hit record again and keep going, so here is a random ass bonus episode. We talk about an upcoming concert that Jobeth is going to, we drink and ramble and get into all sorts of shenanigans. Several calls to actions are made, and a warning to bring some playing cards you don't care about to the next episode that will air on August 15th for some magic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Aug 11, 2022
Episode 45: Mail Order Meats
Elisabeth eats great homemade burgers from mail order meats, but none for the little one! We close a chapter in Lis' life after way too long! We've got a slightly new audio recording set up, and Jobeth might get carried away with the sound board. Very fitting, all of the 3 some questions have to do with food. We also discuss an offshoot podcast about a tv series that Lis absolutely should have watched by now. Lis also has a new conspiracy theory that perhaps Britney Spears isn't actually free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Aug 08, 2022
Episode 44: The in your face art of not giving a f*ck about this book
The "book club" we decided to start several months ago resurfaces. We report back on our thoughts of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck. The reviews are mixed. Did Jobeth even read this book? Could he have written this book himself? Who cares! Ariel goes overboard on a rant that has to get cut out early, and more shenanigans as per usual! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Aug 01, 2022
Episode 43: Best worst websites & more!
We take a deep dive into some of the shittiest depths of the internet and examine some HORRIBLE websites that are being used for professional purposes. Then we recount the glory days of the late 90s internet and websites like geocities. What a great blast from the past. We have a 3 some and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jul 25, 2022
Episode 42: Star Trek Experts vs. Starbucks Experts
We are joined by special guest host and friend of the pod Emily! We test whether or not we can fall in love with each other in 10 questions or less. We talk about food (no surprise here) power hours, and K-pop birthdays. After falling in love with each other, we have a 3-some. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jul 18, 2022
Episode 41: Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel
Episode 41 is here. Ariel's bogged down at work, we we've got Kitty of @oddopus in as a guest host! We rant on about shitty business practices, including a specific situation involving some weird and obsolete billing practices by a vendor in our area who we'll never work with again! We talk about Kitty's art, and she's going to do episode art for this episode. Our 3 some gets a little off the rails, and turns into a random hodgepodge of free for all questions. We also take a quasi criminal related question from the Jury. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jul 11, 2022
Episode 40: Ariel don't know shit about her own culture(s)
Episode 40! Yeah, this shenanigans is still going on. Jobeth is back from another week in Vegas and discusses table-side mozzarella at Superfrico at the Cosmopolitan. Lis becomes a big time gambler in Atlantic City and lets us know the scientific name for the parts of an orange are the "fly away bits." Radio Shack is back, on twitter, and perhaps a bit off the chain. More 3 some and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jul 04, 2022
Episode 39: Lis and the Bitch Clique
We discuss an Ex of Ariel's who is so insignificant that no one can even remember his name. He did, however, move in with her without her knowing... The guy who ran into Jobeth and Lis' office went to court, and we discuss the verdict. We discuss whether or not Lis was a bully in high school, and Jobeth remembers that he actually may have been despite having a weird name. We certainly tease out a future episode where we'll tell more crazy high school stories. We have a fun 3 some and run out of time to answer questions from the jury, so we tease those as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jun 27, 2022
Episode 38: Video Games (Lis is so excited)
We disappear from the real world and discuss our favorite video games, once we play, ones we don't finish, ones we regularly restart. Some of our favorites include Fallout 4, Skyrim, Mario, Breath of the Wild and other Zelda Games. Lis shows off a tease dance. We talk about vintage video game systems, NES, SNES, and more. Do you play vintage games on emulators, or do you demand the original systems? If you're stuck on an island and can only have one video game system and 2-3 games from it, what would they be? We learn about one of Lis' tattoos that is inspired by a favorite video game. This is an old bank episode that we're dropping because it's been sitting in our system FOREVER and it has none of our current fun features. No guess the intro music, no 3-some. #WompWomp. We do have a little trivia at the end of the episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jun 23, 2022
Episode 37: Two Tops or Two Bottoms
We discuss the myriad of companies jumping on the pride month band wagon. Some good, some bad, some just being capitalistic whores. Jobeth talks about a right wing nut job near him who had a pissy fit about a private school's summer reading list being too woke and pulled his kids from that school. Ariel and Lis have a 3 some and we've got a couple of fun letters from the jury. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jun 20, 2022
Episode 36: Robbie Leonard-Candidate for Baltimore County State's Attorney
In this special "bonus" Episode we are joined by Democratic Candidate for Baltimore County, Maryland State's Attorney Robbie Leonard. Lis and Jobeth ask him a bunch of questions about the position, why he's running, why he feels that people in Baltimore County should vote for a change and more. We then get into even more important topics like favorite food places around Baltimore County and chicken at Royal Farms. We learn about favorite fictional law entities, and Robbie's go-to movie selections as well in this exciting special episode. For more information on our guest and his campaign, visit or find him on social media. Any other candidates filed for this position or any other Law related office (other State's Attorney Candidates, Attorney General, etc) are welcome to contact the podcast to schedule an interview. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jun 16, 2022
Episode 35: Funniest Law Podcast, Ever (probably)
Another fun and funny episode of Airquote Law Pod. We discuss Ariel going to the gym even though she doesn't really know how to ride a bike. We decide that book clubs kinda suck, so we decide to start a cool one, and you can join us! We discuss the process for making stickers and being nerds as we introduce another nerdy podcast(not ours). We discuss glitches in the matrix, and we have another 3 some! Join us on this wild ride! If you're interested in joining our "book club" then pick up a copy of the Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. and read with us. Check back in about a month for our discussion on this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jun 13, 2022
Episode 34: Rule 34
For our 34th episode we embark on an attempt to pay tribute to Rule 34 of the internet, but it doesn't really go as planned, so we jump off and start talking about what's going on in the world. We announce our joining of the Electracast podcast network, have a 3 some, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jun 06, 2022
Episode 33: Adult Gift Giving
This episode we explore the norms and mores of giving gifts as an adult. When do we do it, why do we feel obligated to do it, and what's too much? We tangent into a discussion on wedding gift registries and strategies behind them, we finish up with some questions from the jury and another 3 some. **Note- This episode was originally uploaded with a clicking type noise. It should have now been removed** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
May 30, 2022
Episode 32: What are we eating?
In what was supposed to be a completely different episode, we divert completely into a conversation about food and what we're really eating. We discuss two great books with insights into how food gets to our grocery stores, and what we should actually be eating to live a healthier life. Do we follow any of this advice? Not really, but the info is still good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
May 26, 2022
Episode 31: Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Night time recording means we drink during the episode! Good times and a longer episode. We talk about cars driving through buildings, more doctor problems, we ding the bell for actual law talk topics, and another 3 some. Lots and lots of shenanigans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
May 23, 2022
Episode 30: Fear and Loathing in the hallways of the Flamingo Las Vegas
We finish up talking about a wild weekend in Vegas and what you can/cannot get through TSA. We discuss our favorite cheeses thanks to a great question from the jury. Smoothini the Ghetto Houdini soon starts an east coast tour and does a private show for Jobeth's sports agent colleagues. Singapore Slings, Brazilian Steakhouses, a 3 some and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
May 16, 2022
Episode 29: What happens in Vegas becomes a podcast cover
Jobeth is back from a wild working weekend in Las Vegas for the 2022 NFL Draft. He recounts some of the tales of the weekend including a conspiracy theory involving Wayne Newton, and we also dive into Barack Obama's favorite music, movies, and books list. We have another 3-some and get some odd question from the jury about getting married to a cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
May 09, 2022
Episode 28: Do I Smell Musk?
We talk about why the internet is enraged with Elon Musk buying twitter, why Johnny Depp's discussing how his ex shit the bed, and we introduce a new segment called the 3 some! What is it? You'll have to tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
May 02, 2022
Episode 27: Lets Scam the Scammers
We get caught up on life and Lis' trip to target and how she shops for clothes. Then we get into a scammer who contacted us on social media, and have nostalgia about messing with scammers via e-mail. It gets real wild and super imaginary in this one. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 27, 2022
Episode 26: Open up the Germ Buffet
Covid is over, or is it? At least the end of mask mandates on airplanes has begun. We recap some of the past episodes and future episodes. We're going to talk about Vegas and do a Q&A soon so drop us any questions you have for that episode on our social media or to We're ready for it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 25, 2022
Episode 25: Ariel's Wedding Menu
Jobeth returns from a family trip to Disney at one of the worst times of the year to go. Lots of changes that get discussed. We also discuss the progress Ariel is making in her wedding, and get super excited for the food menu (Sounds much better than pictured in the episode art) and we get questions from the jury about criminal charges in a situation that sounds like it should be more of a civil malpractice situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 21, 2022
Episode 24: Friends and MLMs
This is an OLD bank episode that we recorded probably 2 months ago, but we're traveling so it's time to drop it...well over due. We discuss what makes a friend vs. an acquaintance and why Lis thinks everyone is her friend. Then, are those friends really friends if they try to rope you into an MLM? Maybe we should start our own MLM, or join one and report back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 18, 2022
Episode 23: Go number 2 far from you
Bathroom etiquette. Where do you go? Where don't you go? Ariel continues to have drama involving finding a Rabbi suitable for her wedding, and Jobeth considers digging into his heritage to see if he can fit the bill. We talk about snake oil, snake healing, and how much of a good samaritan you need to be to your food delivery driver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 11, 2022
Episode 22: Hashtag Marginalized Communities
Ariel is leveraging herself as a member of many marginalized communities. She is having a #gaywedding a #jewwedding and an #italianwedding (not the soup) we also talk about law school hot and regular hot, and we get a discouraging question from the jury. This episode is a bit of a wildcard, but it's a bop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 04, 2022
Episode 21: Prank Kings and Queens
This episode (and podcast) is a bop! This week we talk about the long game of pranking people, including our kids, and whether or not we think the debacle at the Oscars with Chris Rock and Will Smith was real or just an act. Ariel is still in Italy planning her wedding, but things are starting to take shape. Also, Tony farted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Apr 01, 2022
Episode 20: The Genie in Lis' Bottle
We're not really sure what this episode is, but here it is. We discuss weddings and how they're sold, hunting for Rabbis for Ariel's wedding. What's going on in Lis and Jobeth's life, including Jobeth's representing an AGT Magician and some of his performances. We discuss the Genie in Lis' bottle, and how you can make one of her wishes come true. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Mar 28, 2022
Episode 19: Rotten Tome-atoes
We talk about high schoolers who are listening to this podcast and absolutely shouldn't be! We're going to be turning them into rotten tome-atoes. Lis is on her way to the lady doctor and plans to give her some of our looky loo stickers. Jobeth has a plan for ladies who want to try to shack up with lady doctors who should "know how to make it work and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Mar 21, 2022
Episode 18: Lis gets killed...eventually
What does the E in Chuck E Cheese stand for? We learn the answer to this trivia question and get started on the eventual true crime podcast surrounding Lis' murder. Wait, what? Yeah. Lis goes on a random road trip with her dog trainer, and we all think she's going to get killed, even though the dog trainer joins us on the pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Mar 14, 2022
Episode 17: Lets have a look see
Jobeth wins a prize that he doesn't understand the significance of, and learns about it the hard way. Jobeth also goes on a mini rant about the spelling/pronunciation of his name(no one gets it right, ever). Ariel discusses telemedicine with her lady doctor, but you gotta be in person for them to have a look see. We also discuss how people ask us about how much we drink, and whether or not we're properly disclosing our alcohol intake depending on who asks? We answer questions from the jury which gets into the timeless question about cartoon characters and their clothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Mar 07, 2022
Episode 16: Being Vagina Forward
Ariel makes a false start in the beginning of this week's vagina forward episode. We follow up with a response on social media from the drive-in theater Bengies owner after their employment term debacle on social media. Lis celebrates a birthday and her husband forgets to invite all of the important people, and Ariel thinks she's going to have a tryst with her gyno, so we see how that turned out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Feb 28, 2022
Episode 15: Lets Taco Bout Taco 2s Day
Super Special Bonus Episode for 2/22/2022 Taco 2s Day! We're joined by the amazing Cheeks Tacos & Rice for this special episode on this special day. We talk all about these awesome tacos, the origin of this business, and where they're going next. For more information or to order some of these amazing tacos, quesedillas, and more call or text 504-446-4712 or check them out on IG @nola_cheeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Feb 23, 2022
Episode XIV: Super Valentine's Bowl
Discussion of the celebration of birthdays, valentine's day, and the big game all in one thicc episode. Lis' husband is the rainman of song lengths (studio, youtube, or album versions--doesn't matter) We discuss a naked man living in a car in Canada, the rule of law with respect to the NFL halftime show and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Feb 21, 2022
Bonus Episode PG-13: Employee Control Tactics
In this hot off the press, completely unedited bonus episode, the crew dives into some weird and odd employee policies at a local Drive-In Theater. We also have great questions as to what the beef is with a local chain convenience store/gas station. These appear to be some illegal employment practices, and we're probably going to get sued over this episode, but everything we've said here is opinion and observation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Feb 16, 2022
Episode 12: Let's go to the mall and dress like sluts
Should you even bother going to law school? Will you keep playing wordle if the New York Times drops it behind a paywall? In this epsiode we answer these questions, revisit the myspace days, and talk about someone is rumored to have pooped their pants in a Walgreens. Learn about our new weird item of the week promotion and how you can help our podcast grow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Feb 14, 2022
Episode 11: A Dog Hotel Party
We catch up on what everyone's got going on. Ariel is sick(again) and Lis starts some family drama last weekend. Jobeth takes a trip to check out a Magic Theater in Erie, PA and hang out with some members of the @heyscoops podcast in PA. While in Erie he happens to be staying at a hotel full of dogs! We also discuss the Winter Olympics and who is watching, and how that has changed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Feb 07, 2022
Episode 10: The American Episode (Guns & Pizza)
This week we dive into new laws from California surrounding gun responsibility. Jobeth gives us a little more information about how insurance works than we care to stay awake for, and we discuss an amazing Italian pizza shop that bakes ricotta into their crust. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jan 31, 2022
Episode 9: Boo Hoo Snowflakes
Warning: This is a bit of a rant episode that might let you know where we really stand on certain issues. Some issues may or may not be seen as political. We discuss the Carhart employee mask mandate and the right wing backlash against a normally adored by the right wing company--hence the title of the episode. We also discuss seemingly everyone's obsession with wordle and some of our effective and ineffective strategies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jan 24, 2022
Episode 8: Timeshare Playbook
Amid the randomness of talking about celebrity deaths, we get into reading lists, and eventually a deeper dive into the wonderful topic of Timeshare presentations. What do we love, what do we hate, what do we suggest you take advantage of and what should you avoid. We're not going to talk about getting out of a timeshare you already bought(not this time at least) but we can help you maximize the shitty experience that is a timeshare presentation, and some helpful tips from some twitter folks on how to not be subjected to one in the first place. Also some questions from the jury. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jan 17, 2022
Episode 7: Speaking of Dessert
This "Lawpod" episode is riddled with poorly timed segues, and many MANY topic changes. We rip Jobeth for his travel to buffets that will likely get him covid, but they look so damn good. Speaking of desserts, Betty White has passed, and we acknowledge her. It's a new year full of new opportunities, opportunities to get way off topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jan 10, 2022
Bonus Episode 6: Trivia and random Law Stories
The crew recorded a bank episode a few weeks ago just in case we needed it. We don't need it, but it seems so many people are getting hit with the new COVID-19 variants that we want to drop this extra bonus episode for anyone who might be stuck at home with nothing to do but listen to a shitty law podcast that tries not to be about the law. We ask each other random trivia and riddles, and talk about weird times in court that we've experienced over the years Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jan 06, 2022
Episode 5: Lis Gets Her Life Together
It's the aftermath of the holidays. We talk about what we did for Christmas, how COVID is changing some plans for the new year, and which of us gives no fucks and must have a death wish. Ariel helps Lis get her life together, or so she says. We probably at least mention some legal topic, but you'll have to tune in to find out. SPOILER ALERT: This is easily our worst episode yet! NOTE: There may be some technical issues with the full audio in this episode. We will attempt to correct and update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Jan 03, 2022
Episode 4: Grandfather Clock
It's almost the new year and we're waiting for the ball to drop. Lis talks about some indecent old man exposure and some cautions on drunk googling. Ariel wants to be known for being a lawyer, not her budding stand up comedy career (quick plug and Jobeth talks about developing a stage magic routine. We also get our first questions from the jury! Join us as we talk about our new years plans, maybe some law stuff, and goals for 2022. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Dec 27, 2021
Episode 3: Fuck that Elf
Lis discusses her love of Christmas, but her hatred for Santa Claus and his throne of lies. Jobeth thought he eliminated the Elf on the Shelf from his house 2 years ago, but alas Tony Stark and the Avengers are time travelers. SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NOT CAUGHT UP ON 2 YEAR OLD MARVEL MOVIES Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Dec 20, 2021
Episode 2: Ariel Wins Therapy
We take time to recap Lis' sex party, the game we play at the party with Ariel's weird random texts, and learn about how Jobeth's son wins a coin toss contest at a Penn&Teller show in Atlantic City. We get a #funfact from 2/3 of the crew, and learn how Ariel won therapy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Dec 16, 2021
Episode 1: Loopholes & Lis' Sex Party
This "Law Pod" kicks off with an experimental first episode. We talk about loopholes in life and the law, and Lis has a sex party coming up. We also dig into civil forfeitures at the airport and robots...also at the airport. We're still feeling this thing out and finding our legs in the podcast world, so tell us what you like and what you'd like to see added to the pod as we take shape! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Dec 13, 2021