Memorial Day updates including Paige’s SECOND date (we also give him a nickname)

20:46 - Taylor Talk

30:34 - Kardashian Katchup 

40:24 - Listener stories

Next week we’re talking about crazy High School stories, moving in High School was tough and we have some wild stories including the time Jade’s cheer squad made the national news. Tell us your stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod  

Hi Guys! We are joined by two very special guests this episode: our own sister, Baily, and Mr. Roberts! He was our first audience member and said we did an amazing job and he has very little idea of what is going on in Vanderpump Rules so even if you have no idea what's going on, you will enjoy this episode!

I wanted to get this posted ASAP, if you'd like timestamps, those will be coming later :)

Happy Monday Sisters! 

03:33:50 - Jade Spain Recap: Jade recaps her trip to Spain with Mr. Roberts and how she's in the part of her movie where she's skipping down the street in love and waiting for the other shoe to drop. She talks about watching The Whale on the plane, Gwyneth on Call Her Daddy, and how she has been processing her divorce.

14:10:58 - Paige Dating Recap: Paige is back on the horse and recaps a recent date from the weekend! We talk about getting gassed up on a date and Jade's unbearableness factor.

18:03:53 - Baily's Recap: Baily let's us know about a cute little date idea she had with Sticks!

19:27:24 - The trauma of booking a European Vacation with our parents. Jade takes a JSX to DFW and can't shut up about it, we are going to Oktoberfest this September and we discuss how stressful it has been to plan with our parents, flight anxieties, and Paige defends our poor mom against Jade. 

33:38:39 - Curfews. We discuss how different our curfews were based on how badly you wanted to hit the town.

38:52:49 - Alix Earle Graduates and we hope the girls are alright. It’s so hard being a young woman on social media and we must protect her at all costs and also hope the girlies don’t compare their lives to her.

45:09:28 - Tom Sandoval in ATX! We discuss our anticipation of VPR’s reunion and how Sandoval was JUST IN AUSTIN!

50:43:35 - Listener Stories: One listener asks for help in dealing with a very toxic brother in law and all of the girls weigh in on their experiences with Mark and Tyson. It gets DEEP so maybe a little trigger warning if you’re sensitive to discussing abusive relationships or addiction. 

Next week we’re talking about crazy High School stories, moving in High School was tough and we have some wild stories including the time Jade’s cheer squad made the national news. Tell us your stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod  

They all can't be hits but honey... this is a good one. BUCKLE UP BUTTER CUPS because pre-therapy Paige has entered the chat.

We discuss the rollercoaster that was the Finale of Vanderpump Rules. We laugh, we cry, we RAGE. I don't want to say too much because this is just a damn good episode. Please send us comments and DM's on what you think, we neeeeeeeed to discuss!!!

As always, Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod  

What happens when someone bursts your inspirational bubble during a screening of Air? You never forget about it and hold a grudge forever. We also revisit some of our teachers who we still hold grudges against.

Everything growing up in school is already magnified but leave it to teachers to make it so much more embarrassing. We revisit some of the psychotic things our teachers did to embarrass us, including pulling our hair by the silkworms! (#neverforget)

Also, we dive into the Scandoval Finale Trailer to see what a heartless demon Raquel is. Then we get into Met fashions since we're such fashion girlies! Lol

Finally, we have a listener conundrum: How do you convince your aunt to cancel your welcome party?

Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod   

Hallelujah! All the sisters are in a good mood this episode!

We talk about our weekend in Fort Worth for our Dad's 60th Birthday where Jade bullied one of our parent's friends. She also tried to bully a cop and Paige was not having it.

We also discuss Jade's doppelgänger's (aka Sofia Richie) wedding!

We then get in to some fun listener stories including one that needs a trigger warning but has a good ending, thank god!

Email us your stories or ask for advice! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod   

It's episode 69 and we're feeling fiiiiine! This episode we talk about Coachella cancellations, Raquel and Sandoval's Miraval getaway, Kourtney and Travis' Wedding special and then get in to sister emails, of course.

This episode, we have a very interesting question: should you have to invite a future sister in law to your bachelorette if you're not very close? The only thing is, this sister already invited her in hopes she wouldn't RSVP yes 😳

Next episode will be another ask us anything episode! Ask us or tell us anything, we love hearing your stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod   

This episode is all about embarrassing stories and the most embarrassing thing happened to one of our exes... they reached out! Can you guess who?

Also, we read some of your embarrassing stories and there seems to be a theme!!

Next week we're doing a catch up episode so send in questions, stories, or advice to yourpoordad@gmail.com

This is the episode all about the teachers! The cat is out of the bag on Baily’s job and we go through what it’s like being a teacher in these times.

Then, we read some listener emails and one of them has a BAD teacher in it! Let’s just say.. this teacher takes pick me to a whole new level! 

Next week we’re talking about the most embarrassing, cringe things we’ve ever done or has ever happened to us!! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod  

Paige and Jade recap their trip to Dallas/Fort Worth to see Taylor Swift at the ERAS TOUR! BUT if you're not a Swiftie, we really think you'll still like this episode. We laugh, we cry, we talk about Taco Bell destroying our bowels and almost not making it to Buccee's 🦫

Also, if you are a Swiftie who has been trying to convert a friend in your life, send them this episode! Or just send this episode to everyone in your contact list anyway 😇

As always, email us with your questions, stories, comments, concerns! We love hearing from you guys! mail us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod  

Happy Tuesday Sisters! We are recovering from a BIG Taylor sized hangover - more on that next episode- because when we recorded this episode, it was before we knew we were about to be ARLINGTON NIGHT 2 girlies! 

This episode, we catch up after Jade’s trip to meet the entire Roberts family! We also go through some horrific in-law situations including the time Paige shared a bed with her boyfriend’s MOTHER. 

We then read about a psycho mother in law who truly tried to ruin a sister’s wedding… what would you guys do? 

We still had some good submissions from this week so we’re going to carry this theme over in to next week so write in more stories about in laws or siblings that are TOO close #siblingsordating?

Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod   

Hi Sisters! We heard you about some of you not wanting the VPR recaps so we have timestamps now! 

00:00:38:22 VPR chat

00:10:36:07 Updates with the girlies

• We recap our weekend with Mr. Roberts and his parents! 
• The opening of Eras tour

00:23:49:13 Workplace love affairs

• Paige drops another gem of a story on us and how someone at her work trolled her by calling her “Sloppy Thirds” 
• Paige also shares her work stalker
• We then read through some AMAZING submissions, the sisters know some good workplace goss!! 

Next week we’re talking about crazy in laws!! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod  

The 4th Brandt Sisters get a front row seat to sister fights in this episode! Jade is not feeling this week and she is being the Kourtney of the group.

We eventually hit a stride and recap more of Vanderpump Rules and then read listener stories! We need to hear your opinion on the wedding dilemma and the ATM cheater!!

Next week we're talking about work place drama! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod 

There’s no time like International Women’s Day to beef with a fellow woman! Jade tells the sisters the latest internet turmoil she’s gotten herself into and how she received and unrecieved a DM.

We also dig in to the girl’s Vanderpump Rules rewatch journey.

Send us your advice or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

You know that it's our time, these are the best days of our lives! What a time for Paige and Baily to be watching Vanderpump Rules for the first time! We catch up on Paige's takes on season 1 of VPR and then, of course we get in to THE RAQANDOVAL SCANDOVAL!! What a WILD time, this feels like the good ol days of Bravo. 

Of course we also talk about queen Kelsea Ballerini on SNL and what we thought of the skits! 

Send us your advice questions or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Paige and Baily FINALLY watch Vanderpump Rules and we recap the first three episodes of Season 1!

We also talk about our past experiences with cheating and read some of your stories! 

Send us your advice questions or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

 Hiiii Sisters! We had some technical issues last week so this week, you're getting THREE episodes! 

In this episode, we talk about our hot takes on wedding do's and don't's - should you give everyone a plus one?

Also, find out who Paige texted last weekend!! 

Send us your advice questions or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Alright, this might be the one that gets us cancelled, but it's been a fun ride, sisters! We break down some celeb drama featuring Selener and the Nepo Baby Girlie Pops. Please keep in mind that we don't know wtf we're talking about and that this is all in jest and if we get cancelled, we'll always remember the good times!

Also, we break down some drama from Bravo. Do you guys watch Bravo? I want to start talking about it on here but gotta get Paige and Baily on board. Let us know what you think!

Next week, we're going to return to our roots and talk about CHEATING! Tell us everything... were you cheated on? how did you find out? did YOU cheat? (remember, no judgies, we're sisters) give us all the juicy deets & we'll tell you ours. 

Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Welcome back to the mini episode, sisters! We do this mid week episode because we all need a little fun in the middle of the week. If you like it, here are some things you can do to support us that are FREE: share with a friend and/or rate and review us on Spotify or Apple!

We have been captivated by Kelsea Ballerini's new EP and are breaking down her latest appearance on Call Her Daddy. 

Send us your advice questions or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy Monday, Sisters! 

This week the girlies are catching up on our weeks and chatting about millennial tingz like the Spice Girls, the Lawrence brothers, and Jade's feud with Gen Z. If you're here from Jade's Tik Toks, HIIII! Leave us a comment about what you think :) 

We also get an update on the Marty Mess (if you want the full story, go to episode 24! ) and we are so proud of one of the sisters for giving him the confrontation we all wish we could have given him. Would also love to hear your thoughts on the stripper question! 

Send us your advice questions or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

B*TCH better have my Face Time!! Welcome back to our weekly mini episodes to get you through the last couple days of the week! I just want to say that we recorded this at 7pm and it is uploaded by 10:30pm and ready for the sisters, bright and early Thursday morning, are you guys proud of your only employee? 

This episode we discuss Bad Girl RiRi and her performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, Kelsea Ballerini's new short film about her divorce, and discuss why dinosaurs had such a moment in the 90's. 

Send us your advice or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite middle sister! 

In this episode, we break down Paige's birthday party this weekend! We also read some wild listener stories, including a double baby cheating scandal! 

Send us your advice or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy Thursday, Sisters and welcome to the FaceTime! We have MAJOR relationship updates this week.

Let us know what you think on our Instagram! 

Send us your advice or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

I had a tough time deciding whether this episode should have been named Your Poor Friendship Breakup or Your Poor Boyfriend’s Surprise 3 Year Old Child.

They all can’t be hits but… this is a good one. Jade’s new personality is taking mushrooms, Paige details a very recent and FRESH friendship breakup, and Baily continues to tolerate her older sisters annoying her.

Send us your advice or juicy stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy Monday, Sisters! This week, the girlies are just catching up, we had Baily’s birthday dinner this week where the boyfriends had their first family outing!

Then, we get in to your juicyyyy emails. One of your ex boyfriends was “using” photos of your best friend’s Facebook profile, if you know what we mean!! These men can NOT be trusted.

Next week we will be talking about friendship breakups, you can email those to us! And as always, write in with stories or advice to yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Welcome back to the FaceTime! A weekly mini episode by Jade & Paige from Your Poor Dad. This week, were

Yesterday was Baily’s birthday so we talk about what a terrible baby she was and how she would ruin sexy time with our Barbies by destroying our whole set up. We also get in to how much Paige hates some of Jade’s friends because #boundaries, a brief update on 75 Hard (trust me, Paige knows it’s boring), and talking shit about pick me girls on TIK TOK!

We touched on the topics of friendship breakups so write in about those and we will discuss some major friendship breakups in our lives. ALSO, write in with stories or advice to yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Some of us did not make it out of mercury in retrograde alive and find out on this episode which sister is jobless and now a full time YPD employee! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

WELCOME TO THE FACE TIME! The Face Time is a weekly mini episode that will bring you guys closer in to our inner circle. Every morning, Jade and Paige do an early FaceTime huddle to get them ready for the day (Baily is already at work, don’t worry, we’re not leaving a sister out!). We hope the Face Times bring you guys some fun, mid-week pick-me-ups to get you through the last two days of the work week!

This week, Paige breaks down her trip to Kansas City to see BB and she gives us all the juice! Then, Jade had a very unexpected turn of events this morning that she works through with Paige.

Let us know what you think of the Face Times and if you have any advice questions or stories, email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy Birthday to US! It is our one year anniversary of starting this little podcast and we are so grateful to have created a little community of 4th Brandt sisters! 

This episode we talk about our thoughts on *corn*, we give a listener advice on dealing with a man whore, and we discuss Paige's visit to see BB! 

Email us stories or advice at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

This week, we talk about HUGE sibling news: William and Harry pulled a Jade and Paige and got a little physical. Who's side are you on? 

We have been loving you guys writing in with advice questions so keep those coming! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy 2023, Sisters! We are so excited to be back and better than ever. 

This week, we're just doing a little sisterly catch up; discussing how to prepare for a first trip with a new guy! We're getting down to the nitty gritty, how to shave, how to plan outfits, how to go to the bathroom! 

Then we read your emails and my god, do you girlies have so many "crusty boxer" stories! 

We really love the advice emails so write in to us, email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

The time has come... our poor mom and dad are on the pod!! 

We are talking about our poor dad's worst gifts to our mom, some child birth stories, and our dating stories from this year! We also have them weigh in on listener emails. 

Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Your favorite ho ho ho's are back together after battling the flu! We catch up about the latest Harry & Meghan documentary and discuss Casey Anthony. Guess which sister thinks she's innocent?

We also get an amazing reader email about *ahem* finishing... 

Write in about your year in dating! We're going to be sharing our Dating Wrapped with you guys next week and will give allllll of the tea! When did Jade start talking to Mr Roberts? What dates has Paige gone on that she wasn't telling us? We'll give you our juice if you give us yours!

Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

We're busy gulls so we had to Zoom to catch up on this week's episode while Jade was in Vegas for the NFR and Paige & Baily held down the fort in Austin! 

Next week's ep we're going to be talking about gifts so give us your best gifts or send in questions about gifts for people in your life! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

We are baccckkkkk! And explaining why we missed last week, spoiler alert: it's Jade's fault!

We also get into the whole Balenciaga of it all. Then, we read some crazy listener emails and give you guys some good ol fashioned sisterly advice! 

As we type this, my parents are laughing listening to Jade explain how a guy played "DJ on her cooter"... Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Trigger warning for this week's episode: WE GOT TAYLOR TIX! We talk about the excruciating journey of getting Eras Tour Tickets and think about doing a meetup in Dallas before the Arlington shows!

We also give an update on BB aka Brenna’s Brother and Paige’s love story.

The listener stories this week had us DYING… one girl gets caught for having a guy DJ on her cooter and another listener’s poor dad sent her to bed after a HEAD INJURY 😂 MEN!

Next week, we’re talking to our poor dad!! So send in any topics, stories or questions. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… until you tell your sisters. This week we’re getting into some stories about good ol’ Sin City. Jade recounts a story about stripper boobs in her face trying to hustle her for more money and Paige orders a $1500 bottle of wine. Viva Las Vegas, baby!

Next week, we’re talking about the times Thanksgiving was ruined, we know you guys will have good stories for this one! Also, we’ll be recording with our Dad so start sending in those questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Hi Sisters! This week, we're discussing SECRETS and some of the big secrets you all have kept. 

Next week, we’re talking about LAS VEGAS: give us all the dirt from Sin City. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

You can’t choose your sisters but you can choose your podcasts and you can kind of choose your Presidents.. And if you’re going to choose them, you might as well make them slutty! In this Halloween themed special episode, we are dressed as some of our favorite Presidents but spicing them up a little bit.

Teddy Hoe-sevelt, Baberaham Lincoln, and William Howard Shaft discuss LYING on this week’s episode and damn do we know about that subject with our taste in men!

Next week, we’re talking about SECRETS: keeping them and getting the big reveal. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

There is one thing that is imminent in this life and that is pooping your pants as an adult… and if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it’s coming for you. If you’re lucky, it won’t happen on a date… and if there’s one thing you haven’t picked up on yet, it’s us NOT being lucky.

What are sisters for if you can’t laugh about the SH*T life brings to you, literally! We share our embarrassing stories of 💩 on first dates and like good sisters, you bring the stories as well! We cry laugh at one of you LIFTING YOUR LEG in a Walmart and well, you’ll have to listen to the ep to hear what happened after that

Next week, we’re talking about LYING: getting caught in a lie, how you got caught or how you caught someone. This will be an informative episode for all of us toxic (Jade) or non-toxic girlies. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Mercury was in RETROGRADE this week and we saw that in two ways: our last episode being super late and Jade’s exes coming back to her.

Next week, we’re talking about pooping on dates so this should get interesting… as always, email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Let’s address the elephant in the room: WE KNOW WE’RE LATE… and we’re sorry. We know you don’t care about the excuses but if you know of any editors, we will be able to bring you a lot more content!

Okay, let’s get to the episode: This one is a video episode so if you’re listening on Apple, you might want to move over to YouTube or Spotify. We’re celebrating Jade’s birthday doing the Hot Ones challenge! You eat 10 spicy wings that get gradually hotter and answer hard hitting questions like: who’s your favorite sister?

Next week, we’re talking about pooping on dates so this should get interesting… as always, email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

The trio is back in action and there are also some new girls joining us this week… Jade’s new boobs! This week, we discuss Jade’s jug journey and Baily’s journey back to Jersey!

We also read some listener questions and somehow you guys always seem to one up each other with the nudes stories.

Next week, we’re celebrating Jade’s Shaq year (34) and our Shaq episode (34) with the Hot One’s challenge! Send us your craziest questions and we will answer them while eating some hot ass wings. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

This week Jade is back from Mexico but we lost Baily to the East Coast so it’s just your two favorite older sisters… who never really let Baily talk anyways!

We discuss some pop culture in this episode including RIP to the Queen (no, not Jade, Queen Elizabeth), Taylor (of course), and Don’t Worry Darling.

We get in to some of your emails and hear some of the weird things you guys thought were true when you were growing up. We also hear about how one of you had a nude leak in high school and we discuss how strange High School administration is and how maybe THEY are the drama.

Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

This week we’re discussing our first boyfriends. Some of us our boyfriend girlies and some of us our late bloomers… can you guess who’s who?

We also read some listener stories and get an update from the girl who heard her roommate hooking up with her crush!! Find out the aftermath!

Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about things we thought were true growing up. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

This week, we’re talking all about the dumb sh*t we did to get grounded growing up and we have a revelation… Jade is such a f***ing liar, Camille! We also read your stories and let’s just say… one of the titles of the stories is “Horses and Handcuffs”.

Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about our first boyfriends. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

If peeing your pants is cool, consider Kindergarten Paige, Miles Davis. This week we are talking all about embarrassing things that happened to you in school and of course you guys delivered with the stories. Why is being a child so awkward? 

Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about embarrassing school stories again and times you got grounded. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

This week was rough! We had to record the episode twice BUT nevertheless, we persisted. We do not quit on you, sisters! Things turned around and we discuss our reputation era, how men are tether-balls, and of course, read your stories! 

We also read a WILD ghosting story about a girl who is ghosted by her boyfriend before they were supposed to leave for Paris. We NEED a follow up on this one!

Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about embarrassing school stories. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

MAN, does a friendship breakup hurt like a bitch! Today, we talk about some of our friendship breakups and read your submissions, as well.

In the spirit of transparency, we record the video portion of the podcast on our phones and somehow it got messed up this time so the last half of the episode doesn’t have video. Share the pod with your friends so we can grow this bitch and afford to invest in some better equipment!!

Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Also, don’t forget to download Zate! Their As Friends portion of the app is now live! Download and find friends in Austin: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/zate/id1527144792

We are back giggling together with just the sisters! This week we dive in to some listener questions and deal with a Dyson thief who isn’t appreciative of Morgan Wallen tickets.

Next week we will be talking about friend breakups. Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Also, don’t forget to download Zate! Their As Friends portion of the app is now live! Download and find friends in Austin: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/zate/id1527144792

This week we are joined by media maven, co-founder of Betches, host of U Up? And Oversharing podcast JORDANA ABRAHAM! Jordana is the queen of giving dating advice with her co-host, Jared Freid, and she imparted her wisdom on the 4th Brandt sisters.

We go through how her relationship with her co-founders is similar to a sister relationship, how she met her husband, and

Follow Jordana on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordanaabraham/?hl=en

Follow U Up? Podcast on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/u.up.podcast/?hl=en

Write in with dating questions, dating stories, etc! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Also, don’t forget to download Zate! They are going to be doing a lot of giveaways in Austin coming up and are launching their friends portion of the app really soon!

Download here: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/zate/id1527144792

This week’s episode is a catch up with the girlies! We deal with Jade’s bad attitude, get some pop culture scoop from Paige, and Baily reads some listener stories that are WILD. Just wait until you hear about Marty…

Next week we will be recording with Jordana and Jared from the U Up? Podcast!!! So make sure to write in with dating questions, dating stories, etc! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Also, don’t forget to download Zate! They are going to be doing a lot of giveaways in Austin coming up and are launching their friends portion of the app really soon!

Download here: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/zate/id1527144792

Few things in this world compare to the awkwardness of being stuck on a family vacation with a friend or significant other’s family and it going TERRIBLY. This week, we’re sharing our horrible experiences (once again, Paige has a story for the ages) and we’re also sharing yours!   

Next week we will be doing a catch up with the girlies episode! So make sure to write in to tell us your stories from the weekend, give us questions or give us a suggestion for a topic! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

This week, we are really letting it all out there for the sake of the pod and showing our CRAZY… well, one of us is, and I bet you can guess who! Sometimes you just need to tell your ex you emailed his boss and father to let them know the horrible things they did to you!

We also read some of your stories and as always, you never disappoint! We also invented a new term: STEP SISTERS. As the fourth Brandt sister, help us spread the word and recruit Step Sisters to the crew!

Next week, we’re going to be talking about awkward vacations you’ve had to take with someone else’s family, whether that’s a boyfriend/girlfriend or a friend! So make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

What’s it like being the first one of your friends to get a big ol’ D card? In this episode, we talk about the rise and fall of Jade’s marriage which includes her wedding, finding out about her husband’s addiction, deciding to get a divorce, and the aftermath.

Next week we will be talking about CRAZY GIRL SHIT. What is the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love? So make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

If you’re an ATX girlie on Tik Tok, you have definitely seen our guest, Hana Elson, on your FYP! In this episode, we chat all about how she she decided to reevaluate her relationship with alcohol, how to get over a toxic relationship, finding friends in a new city & UTI’s! It’s a true girlie girl chat & we know you guys will love getting to know Hana 💜

You can follow Hana on Tik Tok at tiktok.com/@hana.elson and on Instagram at Instagram.com/hana.elson

Next week we will be talking about WEDDINGS and DIVORCE! So make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Welcome back after the shit show that was last week! You guys really are the 4th Brandt sister as you got a peak at what goes down late night when we’re all back at home at our parent’s house!

Anyways, this week we had what the kids are calling an “AMA” episode. We answer your questions like: How do you get out of a self confidence rut? How do I tell my girlfriend to give me a better BJ? And is Jersey Mike’s the best sub?

Next week we’re having a special Austin girlie guest so make sure to follow us on Tik Tok and Instagram for that announcement and you can email or DM us questions for her!

If you have any questions, comments or concerns until then, you can always email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at Instagram.com/yourpoordadpod. Don’t forget to also follow us on Tik Tok tiktok.com/@yourpoordadpod

Last week we talked about getting dumped and this week we're talking post-dump rebounds. We started this episode about 37 times and by this take... we were sauced up, so bare with us!   

Next week we're doing an Ask Us Anything episode so write into our email at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at Instagram.com/yourpoordadpod. Don’t forget to also follow us on Tik Tok tiktok.com/@yourpoordadpod

What do you do when it feels like your heart got ripped out of your chest and you don't know how you'll be able to move on without your "person"? CALL YOUR SISTERS. We've got you. '

In this episode, Paige and Jade detail their break ups that took place three weeks a part last year. We get IN TO IT, there are journals, there are tears, there are confessions... Jade might even admit that she was actually dumped! 

Then, we go through the ultimate break up guide. These are tangible tips you can use everyday while getting over a heartbreak.

Lastly, we read some of your break up stories and as always, you guys delivered!! 

Next week we're talking about rebounds so write into our email at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at Instagram.com/yourpoordadpod. Don’t forget to also follow us on Tik Tok tiktok.com/@yourpoordadpod

This week we are joined by a MAN! We have Austin comedian, Andrew Tarr, on the podcast this week. We get in to sibling tingz, how he meets ladies, and losing his virginity on 9/11 #NeverForget.

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This week’s pod we’re talking about losing our v cards and can we just take this moment ask that our parents NOT listen to this one? Thank you!

Paige tells us about her second date with the “Bust one” guy (yes, there was TWO dates), we talk about our stories of getting deflowered, and then we read some of your stories!

Next week we will be talking about our break up anniversaries! So make sure to write in to tell us your stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

In the words of the great Kylie Jenner… “I’m gonna get wassssted, I just finished a cold cup of 42 and I’m bout to go for a second one, Kourtney what the f*ck are you on?”

In this week’s episode, we discuss some of our most embarrassing drunk stories. Paige texts her ex boyfriend and he replies with “who is this?”, Jade introduces herself to a guy she loves’ new girlfriend…. As the new girlfriend’s name, and Baily gifts her friend a piñata full of alcohol. We also read some of your stories and you guys are little savages!

Next week we will be talking about losing our virginity so make sure to write in to tell us your stories! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Chances are you’ve seen or at least heard of Netflix’s hottest new show, The Ultimatum! We’re so excited to have Nate and Lauren, two of the stars from the show, on Your Poor Dad this week.

We really loved getting to know them and they gave us insight to what was going on in their heads behind the scenes. Including how they got on the show (we think you’ll be surprised who wanted to do it!), why Lauren didn’t get a bachelorette party, their thoughts on the infamous proposal, and most importantly… how did Nate come up with Big Cheese Colby?

Thank you SO much to Lauren and Nate for being a guest on Your Poor Dad! Follow them on Instagram:

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And don’t forget LETS GET OUR POOR DAD TO SOLDIER FIELD

This week, we were kinda blackmailed by a fake Instagram account… and we found out exactly who it was. Turns out, it was an old family friend! We let you guys know how we found out who it was in case this ever happens to you too.

We then hear one of Paige’s worst dating stories ever. It involves a trip to Houston with her date’s 2 fraternity brothers and ends with an unforgivable offense.

Then we hear from you guys on some of your worst dating stories and WOW. Where do men get the audacity?

Lastly, we recap the season finale of The Ultimatum.

Next week we’re going to be talking about some of our worst drinking stories and we’d love to hear yours too! Write into our email at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at Instagram.com/yourpoordadpod. Don’t forget to also follow us on Tik Tok tiktok.com/@yourpoordadpod

After a week of Tik Tok fame, we are back on the pod and hopefully our heads didn’t get too big while we were gone. Don’t worry, the main job a sister has is to keep each other humble.

We go through some of our biggest sister fights, including when Paige and Jade ruined Christmas, when Paige and Jade turned Jade’s living room into a WWE ring, and when Baily hulked out and became Bailey with an E.

Then, we read some of the stories you guys wrote in to us and can we just say – SAVAGE. The way you guys can turn on a dime after your sibling steals your crayon is truly an art and we are proud to be in your company.

Lastly, we talk about our newest obsession The Ultimatum on Netflix! We love that this show is based in Austin and the concept is WILD.

Next week we will be talking about the worst first dates we’ve ever been on and we’d love to hear yours too! Write into our email at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at Instagram.com/yourpoordadpod. Don’t forget to also follow us on Tik Tok

This week’s episode we dive in to the ways men have revealed themselves as unfaithful to us… We’ll go ahead and give you the main takeaway: IT’S ALWAYS THE IPAD.

From dog’s instagram accounts, to iPads, to written notes - the men from our past never cease to demonstrate how women are the smarter species.

We also will be doing a show on sister fights next week so DM us or email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com your best sister fight stories!

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This week’s episode starts off with a BANG when Paige confronts Jade about being a huge flake and ditching her for her friends during SXSW in Austin.

Then we talk about the true drama queen of the family… Our Poor Dad. We read some of his most recent texts and talk about how he deals with disaster situations.

Speaking of disasters, we then talk about how we would connect with each other from beyond the grave.

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This episode, we really let you behind the curtain in the Brandt family. We start out the episode telling some of our most savage pranks and one thing you need to know about us, when we prank, we go hard and LONG. We detail some of the pranks that we pull on each other that span MONTHS... one including David Spade. 

That leads us in to a conversation about farts. Our poor dad has floated one too many air biscuits around boyfriends and it has a 50% success rate. Paige also updates us on Dion and we’re sad to report that… he is no longer with us. I mean, he is but like, not with US us… you know?

Then we end the episode detailing our concept for STRIPPERS: The Musical. What song do you think Baily should play on the piano while nude?

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You think Euphoria is savage? You clearly didn’t go to school in Texas. We share some of the most savage ways we bullied and got bullied, including pushing chairs out from under boys, blaming our stinky toots on boys, and having a boy make a collage of your face on a horse's body and taping it from the cheerleading locker room to your car. 

We also discuss our thoughts on Love is Blind and even though the rest of the world is anti-Shaina, Jade has a little soft spot in her heart for her. Jade also discusses her first unsolicited d-pic and the girls think it looks like a worm wearing a helmet. Our mom and dad need to stop listening to this. 

Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and steal your friend’s phones and play our podcast when they’re not looking.

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Growing up in a family of all girls, there was a specific hierarchy in picking your favorite Spice Girl and today we’re really breaking down what that’s like.

We also go in to a tirade over the Super Bowl Halftime Show, our least favorite girl friend of Harry Styles, and why women are better at music than men!

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Happy Valentine’s Day! 

Today’s episode, we are catching up on all the men who are mad at us, including some guy from Baily’s past. Paige also lets us talk about pop culture a little bit and we discuss the losery vibes Julia Fox was giving off in the Call Her Daddy interview. Then, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, we discuss some dating fails, including a story from our poor mom about our poor dad.

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Despite not recording the first 16 minutes of this episode (thanks to Jade) we have to say, this is our best episode yet. If you haven’t listened to any of our episodes yet, just give the first 10 minutes of this one a listen. We talk about all the ways we have irritated the shit out of each other including Jade biting Paige’s shoulder and Jade's puffy nipple rampage on our poor mom.

We detail some of the worst times we have been dumped and let's just say, we can never look at Chuy’s jalapeño ranch the same! We also debate whether Jade has ever been dumped.. spoiler alert: to everyone else, she has but in her own mind, she hasn’t.

Finally, some people have asked us what our goal with this podcast is… and it is to get our poor dad to Soldier Field for a Bears game. So please, find it in your heart to support the Get Our Poor Dad to Soldier Field campaign! #BEARDOWN

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We are so excited to have our first guest on the pod, SMACKE! Smacke is total sister vibes and is such a damn delight. She is getting married this Spring and her and Paige just got back from her Bachelorette party in Mexico and we get into all of their shenanigans.

We also recap Jade’s Tik Tok drama she created by making fun of a Hinge date for ordering Riesling, Paige updates us on Dionne and how she is practicing loving from afar, and Baily is still blissful as ever!

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Yeehaw Cowgirls, we made it to week 2!! In this episode, we catch up on our week’s which include a run in with Jade’s favorite ex boyfriend of Baily’s. We also catch up on Paige’s dates with Dion.

In the meat of the episode, we discuss Bachelorette Parties. Paige is heading to Cancun to celebrate her friend’s bachelorette party. We discuss all the pitfalls that go in to planning and prepping for bachelorette parties, including the time Paige and Baily planned Jade’s which led to one of Jade and Paige’s most epic sister fights.... over a stripper.

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The Sisters Spears had us in a complete CHOKEHOLD this week and as Britney stans, we were all ears. We actually recorded a part 1 where Paige and Jade had a standard sister fight over whether Jamie Lynn was right or wrong for doing this interview… but after seeing Part 2 of the Call Her Daddy interview, we didn’t feel like piling on to the Jamie Lynn fodder train.

We always root for sisters I think we can all agree that this is a sad situation for both girls and we wish nothing but the best for them.

Also, I know Paige said we couldn’t be a pop culture podcast but look who’s putting out a mini episode dedicated to pop culture? Stick around, you never know what you’re gonna get on Your Poor Dad!

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Welcome to the first episode of Your Poor Dad! Your Poor Dad is hosted by three sisters, Jade, Paige, and Baily.

In this episode, we talk about who could potentially be watching or listening to this episode and we are well aware there may be some hate listens happening but we’re good with it! Every listen counts. We also go through our dating history… do we miss our exes?

If you don’t know us, we’re going to introduce you to our personalities in the only way a millennial knows how… by telling you which Kardashian/Jenner we are.

Making a podcast isn’t exactly hard but it’s also not easy… especially when you are three sisters with big personalities and OPINIONS. We really break down the fourth wall and let you in on the sister fights that happened in the making of this podcast.

We also go through WHY we chose the name Your Poor Dad, our dating experiences of the week, and Jade educates us on the pop culture happenings of the week.

Thank you SO much for listening to this podcast, we are really appreciate the support! We hope you stick around.