An icicle is an extremely fragile thing that falls...so of course it's something to model your whole career in super-villainy after.

Icicle first appeared in All-American Comics Issue #90

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What happens when Dracula needs a snack but can't bring himself to bite any humans? Hellcow happens.

Hellcow first appeared in Giant-Size Man-Thing #5 

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The Piper shows that no matter who you are or what you do, you too can have your own arch enemy. Just hope that it isn't the piper, who is actually legitimately pretty terrifying when he's not throwing clarinets at people.

The Piper first appeared in Quality Comics #52

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Monocle first appeared in Flash Comics #64

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The Swarm is a swarm of Nazi bees. No, really.

The Swarm first appeared in "The Champions" #14

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Apparently a sloshing bucket of paste feeding into a super-soaker is a super power now?

Paste-pot Pete first appeared in Strange Tales #104

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The Eel is an aquarium curator in a greasy purple body suit living his best life.

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We learn that DC Comics actually beat Marvel to the punch and created a villain called Spider Man ten years before Peter Parker made his debut. For some reason, a sad old man with fuzzy feelers and a sack of goo wasn't as much of a hit...

Spider Man first appeared in WHIZ Comics #89

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The Spot is why we should fund the sciences: so more of our PhDs don't go into super-villainy.

The Spot first appeared in "Spectacular Spider-man" #98

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What better nemesis could there be for Superman than a little guy with a pencil mustache, no super powers, who commits crime by playing pranks (and taking deep dives into U.S. Copyright Law).

The Prankster first appeared in Superman #22

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Batman franchises his operation out to a South American country in 1949 and the result (basically the same Batman, but with a mustache and colorful poncho speaking Spanglish) is something that has not aged well.

Bat-Hombre's first, and thankfully only, appearance was in Batman #56

The Batman Gambit: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit

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Look, drugs and tobacco are bad. Don't do them. What you *should* do, according to the 1945 comic featuring Yankee Boy v. Reefer King, is dress up in a star spangled unitard and, without a mask or superpowers, go take on murderous drug dealers. After you finish your homework, of course.

Reefer King first appeared in Dynamic Comics #16

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Two brothers had conflicting dreams about how to put their puppet skills to good use. One wanted to bring delight and joy to children everywhere. The other wanted to use them to rob banks and commit secret murders. By the title of the episode you can probably tell which brother's vision won out.

Unfortunately, he didn't see Doll Man coming (except he really did because Doll Man, despite the intimidating name, was actually kind of bad at being a superhero).

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If you big inspiration in life is to be like the guy who wants to be a marsupial, you might want to re-evaluate those goals.

"The Kangaroo" is a Spider-man villain who first appeared in "The Amazing Spider-man" #81.

The Brian Hibbs version first appeared in "The Spectacular Spider-man" #244.

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Brickbat is the answer to the question: what if Batman was evil...and wore a lime green dress suit...and threw poisonous bricks.

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Phantasmon the Terrible, who shoots electric snot rockets, has a legion of demons, and comes from the planet Diablor, has met his evil match: corporate America.

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A cruel and imposing space wizard comes to earth and asserts his own twisted form of justice on us and, of course, that makes him the hero?

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"The Death Throws" is a juggling-based assassin group that is good at branding and bad at crime.

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Uglyman vs. The Web: "Henpecked Hero" is a matchup that you have when you don't care about selling comic books.

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The story of Human Flying Fish is a tale of why you shouldn't give up on your dreams, even when those dreams are ridiculous and bad.

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Stilt-man is a lesson in why you should just stop trying to make stilts a thing...unless you want to get beaten up by pretty much all the Avengers.

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Outlaws band together, I guess learn California state law, and legally found a town for outlaws. Looks like Batman is going to need to put some miles on the Batmobile and take a visit to sunny California.

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When Catwoman (Selina Kyle) retires, her brother Karl Kyle decides to step in to become the King of Cats in Gotham city because not only does he not need to get new business cards, but what is more intimidating than a skin-tight hairy purple body suit?

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