Impossible To Say

By Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor

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Episodes: 58

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Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.

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58 - Love You To Death
01:00:20
This week we talk about laughing in men's faces, sorority recruitment drama, and a mysterious Amazon package. More stories and video content on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay Send your stories, advice, and Perfect In Every Ways to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com
May 25, 2023
57 - Negativity Is Important
01:01:46

Today we talk about being drunk at our minimum wage jobs, trusting your instincts, and how cool it is to be in your mid twenties and know you're cool.

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May 18, 2023
56 - You Don't Need To Be The Best
01:04:09

This week we talk about suburban neighborhood drama, Papa John's cheating scandal, and Emily's love for her teachers.

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May 11, 2023
55 - Ghosting and Gaslighting
01:02:14

In this episode we give advice to one of our few male listeners, talk about coworker romances, and laugh about a hilarious break up involving manatees.

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May 04, 2023
54 - Banned From Disney World
00:54:13

Today we cry, laugh about men with bad manners, and talk about the importance of toilet paper.

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Apr 27, 2023
53 - Start Saying Yes
01:14:11

We’re back from our break to discuss lots of TV shows, a horrifically cringey sexual encounter, and when you should contact your ex. More stories on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay


Apr 20, 2023
52 - Changing Our Mindsets
01:10:38

Today we update everyone on where we are moving, give advice on how to live with men, and talk about how much we love gullible people.

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Mar 30, 2023
51 - We're Starting a Band
01:04:40

In this week's episode we break down our feelings about Taylor Swift's opening night, tell a scary stalker story, and decide we're going to start smoking cigarettes.

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Mar 23, 2023
50 - Celeb Gossip with Brooke Averick
00:58:55
Brooke Averick, also known as ladyefron, joins us to talk about her daughter Frankie, her crush tier list structure, and grown men breastfeeding. More stories on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay
Mar 16, 2023
49 - One Year of Talking Shit
01:08:58

On this episode we celebrate one year Impossible To Say!!! We talk about bad friends, Scandavol, and the girls who wear pretty dresses and eat pretty cakes.

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Mar 09, 2023
48 - Our Biggest Regret
01:06:22

Today we go on many tangents discussing doomsday prepping, birthday Instagram story posting etiquette, and our opinions on camping.

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Mar 02, 2023
47 - Don't Flash Your Coworkers
01:13:07

This week we are back in the studio to talk about girls who are rude to you in front of the boys they like, an almost terrifying intruder story, and whether accents actually make someone hotter. 

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Feb 23, 2023
46 - Stop Begging Men
01:09:22

Happy Valentine's Day Week! Today we recap Emily's 25th birthday bash, talk about reasonable expectations in relationships, and decide whether a tattoo of fraternity letters is a dealbreaker. 

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Feb 16, 2023
45 - No More Hangovers
01:16:29

Today we celebrate a listener not being pregnant, talk about the meanest college roommates of all time, and discuss whether frequent gambling is a dealbreaker.

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Feb 09, 2023
44 - Protecting Our Peace
01:14:21

This week we reminisce on the toxic days of Snapchat showing your top best friends list, and tell a traumatic long distance story while simultaneously convincing someone to start a long distance relationship. More stories on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay

Feb 02, 2023
43 - Everyone's Annoying In College
01:09:01

On this episode we talk about embarrassing childhood Facebook interactions, Emily's very serious kindergarten boyfriend, and mean sister-in-laws.

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Jan 26, 2023
42 - We Feel So Old (but also SO young)
01:10:25

In this episode we recap Kat's four day road trip to California, laugh about Emily falling down a full flight of stairs into a fraternity house basement, and get randomly sentimental thinking about the future. 

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Jan 19, 2023
41 - Our Boyfriends Are Back (Again)
01:03:39

Today we are joined by our boyfriends who offer their male perspective on Tik Tok algorithms, stalker classmates, and the behaviors of crazy exes. They also answer the question whether men know if a girl is girlfriend material right away.

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Jan 12, 2023
40 - Everything's Gonna Work Out
01:16:12

In the first episode of 2023 we talk about our intentions for the new year, best friends that copy your every move, and your high school ex boyfriend haunting you after they die. 

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Jan 05, 2023
39 - You Shouldn't Have To
01:08:29

Today we talk about several things, including but not limited to, exes crawling back to you, annoying study abroad stories, and whether being a good gift giver matters or not.

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Dec 22, 2022
38 - Getting Closure Is So Fun
01:14:09

This week we analyze the White Lotus finale, help someone decide if they should fly to France to spend New Years with their ex, and talk about our high school math teacher humiliating us publicly. 

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Dec 15, 2022
37 - We Have No Ambition
01:02:41

This week we update you on our new fitness journeys, talk about how there is no right or wrong timeline for moving on, and tell a fantastic revenge story.

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Dec 08, 2022
36 - Of Course He Wasn't Attractive
01:06:00

This time we talk about how we can't stop spending money, discuss ways to avoid the friend zone, and try to figure out what the motivation is to become a male gynecologist. 

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Dec 01, 2022
35 - The Hypothetical Cheating Debate
01:03:23

Happy Thanksgiving! Celebrate by listening to us talk about our first kisses, a shitty cat sitter, and whether physical or emotional cheating is worse.

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Nov 24, 2022
34 - How To Make The First Move
01:06:06

This time we discuss our divorced parent holiday schedules, famous actors' dong dummies, and how Elon Musk is ruining Twitter. All very fun stuff seriously. 

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Nov 17, 2022
33 - Have The Day You Deserve
01:02:17

Today we debate whether we should have kids, talk about the worst grad school classmate ever, and accidentally relive our high school trauma.

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Nov 10, 2022
32 - Girl Friend Groups Are Hard
00:46:22

Hang out with us while we talk about Kat meeting the president, exclusive backstage Tell Me Lies drama, and incest.

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Nov 03, 2022
31 - Text Your Ex
01:04:10

Hang out with us as we talk Taylor Swift, Tell Me Lies, and how shitty it is when your ex starts dating someone new. Also don't actually text your ex please.

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Oct 27, 2022
30 - Act Like You've Been Here Before
01:02:35
Today we are joined by a special guest to talk about making Halloween spooky again, chasing someone for four years, and a Selena Gomez conspiracy theory. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Oct 20, 2022
29 - Sober October?
01:07:00

Listen to us talk about mean girls who pretend to not know your name, coworkers that ruin your day, and controversial opinions about bagels. 

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Oct 13, 2022
28 - This Is Why We Have Trust Issues
01:14:42

This week we give our professional movie critic opinions on Don't Worry Darling, discuss the concept of destination cheating, and talk about being both happy for and jealous of Emma Chamberlain's house.

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Oct 06, 2022
27 - We Are Crazy and Insecure
00:58:43
The time we tell you about how Kat was almost on reality TV, how hard it is to be a secret stan, and how happy we are for Trisha Paytas.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Sep 29, 2022
26 - Your Hangover Will End
01:09:37

Today we break down the Adam Levine cheating scandal, similarities between Game of Thrones and Twilight, and whether you can date your cousin's cousin.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay

Sep 22, 2022
25 - Ignorance Is Bliss
01:17:43

Listen as we talk about mama's boys, nightmare wedding plus ones, and having sex to weird EDM music.

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Sep 15, 2022
24 - Maid of Honor From Hell
01:12:40

Hang out with us while we talk about long distance relationships, finding out your boyfriend is married, and getting called the wrong name in bed.

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Sep 01, 2022
23 - We Are Hypocrites Part 2
01:10:41

Today we talk about sorority bus rides, Rare Beauty blush robberies, and catching cheaters with the color of their walls. 

Aug 25, 2022
22 - Kat Got Catfished
01:15:46

Today we talk about Emily's palm reading, Kat's new teeth, and parties with private school kids.

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Aug 18, 2022
21 - Influencer Events Are Weird
01:05:08
This time we talk about our perfect, beloved cats (a lot), wonder why we didn't win the Mega Millions, and reminisce about some of our bad experiences with weed. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Aug 11, 2022
20 - Our Boyfriends Are Back
01:05:59

Kevin and Kyle join us to talk about our cat custody battles, breakups, and IBS. 

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Aug 04, 2022
19 - It's (Not) About The Ring
01:05:26

Listen to us recap our Vermont vacation, talk about Love Island for way too long, and debate whether you can date your third grade teacher.

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Jul 28, 2022
18 - We Are Hypocrites
01:03:55

This lovely episode talks about men maliciously shitting in weird places when they’re rejected, and how life is too short to worry about what's in your deodorant. 

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Jul 14, 2022
17 - Sleepwalking Is So Scary
01:05:13

This time we talk about being comfortable in relationships, why salaries should be public information, and getting punched in the face by your partner while you're sleeping.

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Jul 07, 2022
16 - Hot Girls Say I Love You First
00:54:45
Listen to us talk about the government taking away our human rights, saying I love you in the aquarium, and dating someone with the same name as your ex.
Jun 30, 2022
15 - Once a Cheater Always a Cheater?
01:07:07

In this episode we discuss sending nudes to the wrong person, crazy family influencers, and people who spit when they talk.

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Jun 23, 2022
14 - Just Go Home and Be Sad
01:04:07

In today's episode Kat recaps her trip to Europe, Emily recaps her weekend in Ocean City, and we accidentally talk about Disney World multiple times. 

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Jun 16, 2022
13 - Our First Fight
00:59:42

Today we talk about the dumb things we’re reading and watching, and then discuss scandalous adult rec soccer team drama.

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Jun 09, 2022
12 - Is Kat Getting Engaged?
01:04:07
Hang out with us while we ramble about staying friends with exes, alcohol at work events, and the app the we are developing in the very near future. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Jun 02, 2022
11 - We Don't Care
01:05:11

Listen to us give extremely mediocre advice, talk in really bad British accents, and discuss our new favorite way to reject men.

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May 26, 2022
10 - Meet Our Boyfriends
01:03:07

In this episode we chaotically introduce our boyfriends, Kyle and Kevin. They answer questions from our listeners and then we discuss pee and revenge sex. And we play Perfect In Every Way, of course.

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May 19, 2022
9 - Stop Communicating Via Snapchat
01:10:31

In this episode we talk way too much about high school and explain why peeing the bed with someone else in it is okay if you say sorry.

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May 12, 2022
8 - Go Cry In Your Shower
01:08:33

Kat cries three times while we talk about hangxiety, exes becoming stalkers, and pathological liars.

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May 05, 2022
7 - Tell Them You Like Them
00:55:37
Today we recap our girls trip to Charleston, talk about why rejection doesn't actually matter, and how sharing an appetizer is really competitive.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Apr 28, 2022
6 - I Think You and Your Boyfriend Might Break Up Soon
01:02:20

Join us as we discuss Kat’s LA trip, the word banging, and cheating as a Valentine's Day gift.

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Apr 21, 2022
5 - Don't Quote Movies During Sex
01:02:39
Listen to us talk about reclaimed virginities, hookups mistaken for uber drivers, and yellow school busses after drinking way too much caffeine.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Apr 07, 2022
4 - We Found a Studio
01:03:58
Welcome to our first episode recorded from our new studio (because we are fancy now). Today we did a Q&A episode so we could talk about ourselves for an hour straight. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Mar 31, 2022
3 - Neither of Us Are Stupid
01:07:17
In this episode we got comfortable and moved to Kat's couch to talk about gym anxiety, (almost) home wreckers, and how getting engaged won't solve your problems. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Mar 24, 2022
2 - The Tophat Stays
01:27:51

Today we annoyingly ramble about The Batman, sugar daddies, and mega beds. We also ask ourselves the age-old question, who is running the Twitter porn accounts? Listen to the end of the episode to hear our new segment, Perfect In Every Way.

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Mar 17, 2022
1 - No One's First Episode is Perfect
01:05:11
Come hang out with us as we talk about roommate horror stories, sex with identical twins, and our cats.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
Mar 10, 2022