Net Positive with John Crist
By John Crist
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Episodes: 57
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Judgment House (ft. Surprise Guest)
6281
Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod. ----- |
May 24, 2023 |
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Toe Patrol
5843
PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. ----- |
May 17, 2023 |
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Look In The Book (w/ Michael W. Smith)
6773
From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith. ----- |
May 10, 2023 |
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Dopamine ROI
5723
Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment.
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May 03, 2023 |
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Nice In Real Life (w/ Matt Rife)
7205
Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan)
7086
Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan:
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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It's A Prank
5679
Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net Positive
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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Mindless Activity
5293
Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla.
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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My Bizzle
5822
It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous.
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker)
5618
Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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Spare Tire Pump
5162
The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Getting Your Tires Pumped
5480
We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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This Isn't Your Group Chat (w/ Jared Mullins)
4988
Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it. |
Mar 01, 2023 |
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The Spirit Never Sleeps
5262
I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show... |
Feb 22, 2023 |
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Do What You Want When You're Pregnant
5220
Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat. |
Feb 15, 2023 |
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Judas Left Money On The Table? (w/Caleb Elliott)
6660
Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out. |
Feb 08, 2023 |
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My Own Prison (w/ Scott Stapp of Creed)
5551
We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with Bert Kreischer kind of? Welcome to the show, Scott Stapp from Creed. |
Feb 01, 2023 |
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Check The Scoreboard
5533
There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress. ----- |
Jan 25, 2023 |
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One Gun, Please
5303
John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving. |
Jan 18, 2023 |
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Popping Bottles w/ Jemima June
6393
We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode. |
Jan 11, 2023 |
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Easy To Get Saved
5642
We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out. |
Jan 04, 2023 |
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Not A Best Of Episode
6751
This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else. John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year. |
Dec 28, 2022 |
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Giving Joy
4881
Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog! |
Dec 21, 2022 |
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No Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee)
7399
It's time for your buzzcut. |
Dec 15, 2022 |
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Concrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio)
5759
In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny. |
Dec 08, 2022 |
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Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)
6444
Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done. |
Dec 01, 2022 |
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Do I Sit Here?
5348
We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you... |
Nov 23, 2022 |
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All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)
5630
Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask. |
Nov 17, 2022 |
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People Are Gonna People
5393
John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush. |
Nov 09, 2022 |
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Mid-Game Adjustment
4788
John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment. |
Nov 03, 2022 |
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Bulletproof Boy Scouts
5867
You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends. |
Oct 26, 2022 |
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Rock, Scissor, Cutters
4778
The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard. ----- |
Oct 20, 2022 |
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I'm Receiving Votes
4806
Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations... |
Oct 13, 2022 |
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Kit Kat Money (w/ Derrick Stroup)
3324
On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's... |
Oct 06, 2022 |
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Rihanna's House
4587
John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day! |
Sep 28, 2022 |
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Choke-fil-A
4520
John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat? |
Sep 22, 2022 |
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Moms vs Mermaids
4576
There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. |
Sep 15, 2022 |
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Alabama Mustang
4992
We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud. |
Sep 08, 2022 |
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Men In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup)
4045
This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs. |
Sep 01, 2022 |
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It Must Be Mocked
5519
If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode. |
Aug 25, 2022 |
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Don't Forget To Wave
5326
THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned. |
Aug 18, 2022 |
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Left On Read
5582
John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. |
Aug 11, 2022 |
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No Cap (w/ Josh Black)
4756
Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left. |
Aug 04, 2022 |
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Respect The Flag
4206
There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp... |
Jul 28, 2022 |
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I Like Your Shoes
4574
Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad. |
Jul 21, 2022 |
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Masculine Brands
5826
Another Thursday another Net Positive. |
Jul 14, 2022 |
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Get Off My Digital Lawn
5137
Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more. |
Jul 07, 2022 |
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Nothing But The Truth (w/ Jackie Lee)
5569
It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio. |
Jun 30, 2022 |
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Falls Of The Presidency
5309
If you like rants, you've come to the right place. |
Jun 23, 2022 |
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I Don't Get It
4771
This week's episode is PACKED, and nothing goes better with hot takes than a big announcement. |
Jun 16, 2022 |
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Do Better
4618
Nothing like a good ole fashion hour of jokes and controversy. ----- |
Jun 09, 2022 |
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Jason Moana
4096
John brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more! ----- |
Jun 01, 2022 |
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Scale of 1-10
6808
Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives. |
May 26, 2022 |
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Must Be Nice (w/ Derrick Stroup)
5596
Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation. |
May 19, 2022 |
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Cancel Mini Libraries
4814
In Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues. |
May 12, 2022 |
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Mid-Major Celebrity
4675
Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value.
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May 05, 2022 |
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Trailer
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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. |
Apr 29, 2022 |