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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
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11: The Orillian Regiment: That's The Way He’d Want To Go!
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Dec 09, 2024 |
10: The Orillian Regiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He?
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Nov 11, 2024 |
The Lore of No Return!
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Oct 07, 2024 |
2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!
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Sep 03, 2024 |
1: The 2teg: It's Like Dranekian Theatre!
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Jun 16, 2024 |
743$736: FeedError: Part Seven.
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Apr 19, 2024 |
4: Mageslayers: Who Sh*t In Your Büno?!
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Apr 03, 2024 |
3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
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Apr 02, 2024 |
2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
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Apr 01, 2024 |
1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
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Mar 31, 2024 |
74310v3e5: FeedError: Part Six.
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Jan 31, 2024 |
10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...
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Jan 14, 2024 |
9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed!
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Jan 13, 2024 |
8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?
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Jan 12, 2024 |
7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.
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Jan 11, 2024 |
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 3
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Jan 10, 2024 |
6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up
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Jan 10, 2024 |
5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless
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Jan 09, 2024 |
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 2
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Jan 08, 2024 |
4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?"
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Jan 08, 2024 |
3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur
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Jan 07, 2024 |
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 1
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Jan 06, 2024 |
2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City
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Jan 06, 2024 |
1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play?
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Jan 05, 2024 |
Mageslayers!
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Aug 14, 2023 |
743$736: FeedError: Part Five.
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Sep 30, 2022 |
Bonus Content: The Last To Leave
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Sep 29, 2022 |
8: Anderkant: You Truly Know Nothing!
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Sep 11, 2022 |
7: Anderkant: I Have No Idea What's Happening!
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Sep 11, 2022 |
6: Anderkant: I Just Want Out...
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Sep 10, 2022 |
5: Anderkant: It Was The Leps!
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Sep 08, 2022 |
4: Anderkant: I Can Carry It!
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Sep 07, 2022 |
Bonus Content: The Bards of Sada Emedu
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Sep 05, 2022 |
3: Anderkant: I Said Don’t! Interrupt!
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Sep 04, 2022 |
2: Anderkant: Please, Call Me 'H'
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Sep 03, 2022 |
1: Anderkant: I Can't Do This.
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Sep 02, 2022 |
Anderkant Trailer
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Sep 01, 2022 |
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Five.
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Sep 01, 2022 |
743$736: FeedError: Part Four.
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Jul 29, 2022 |
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Four.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
4: The Ansa Enclave: It Appears We Are Being Watched.
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Jul 11, 2022 |
3: The Ansa Enclave: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me.
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Jul 06, 2022 |
2: The Ansa Enclave: Into the Wildland.
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Jul 03, 2022 |
1: The Ansa Enclave: Lorrin and The Kerret.
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Jul 02, 2022 |
The Ansa Enclave: Primer
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Jul 01, 2022 |
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Three.
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Jun 30, 2022 |
The Steg: Part Three.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
Finale: Wide-End: Less Than An Animal!
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Jun 13, 2022 |
9: Wide-End: I Shall Deliberate...
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Jun 12, 2022 |
Bonus Content: The Parable of Elra and the Whispering Willow
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Jun 11, 2022 |
8: Wide-End: Someone In This Family Needs To Dare!
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Jun 11, 2022 |
7: Wide-End: Letter Number Four.
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Jun 10, 2022 |
6: Wide-End: Swimming in the Endless Sea.
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Jun 08, 2022 |
5: Wide-End: Letter Number Three.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
4: Wide-End: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?
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Jun 06, 2022 |
3: Wide-End: Letter Number Two.
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Jun 04, 2022 |
2: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures
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Jun 03, 2022 |
1: Wide-End: Letter Number One.
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Jun 02, 2022 |
Wide-End: Primer
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Jun 01, 2022 |
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part 2
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May 31, 2022 |
The Steg: Part Two.
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May 30, 2022 |
9: The Orillian Regiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!
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May 16, 2022 |
8: The Orillian Regiment: I Told You, Didn't I?
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May 14, 2022 |
7: The Orillian Regiment: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All!
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May 13, 2022 |
6: The Orillian Regiment: These Barbarians!
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May 12, 2022 |
5: The Orillian Regiment: An All Singing, All Dancing One.
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May 12, 2022 |
4: The Orillian Regiment: You’re Military? You Sound Military.
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May 09, 2022 |
Bonus Content: The Soldier, The Skinner And The Weasel
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May 07, 2022 |
3: The Orillian Regiment: The Weasel Bit It!
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May 06, 2022 |
2: The Orillian Regiment: It’s a Ship…Not a Boat.
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May 04, 2022 |
1: The Orillian Regiment: HNS Deliverance.
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May 03, 2022 |
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part One.
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Apr 30, 2022 |
The Steg: Part One.
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Apr 29, 2022 |
Finale: The Nymphaeum: This Is Going To Be A Lot Of Fun!
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Apr 22, 2022 |
7: The Nymphaeum: You Came From Somewhere Else?
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Apr 15, 2022 |
Bonus Content: Persona Non Grata
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Apr 14, 2022 |
6: The Nymphaeum: This Isn't Fun Anymore...
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Apr 12, 2022 |
5: The Nymphaeum: Damn! You're Fast!
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Apr 11, 2022 |
4: The Nymphaeum: It's Best Not To Think Too Deeply About it...
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Apr 07, 2022 |
3: The Nymphaeum: A Quest, It Is!
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Apr 05, 2022 |
2: The Nymphaeum: We Don’t Need to Take a Thing!
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Apr 01, 2022 |
1: Listen To This First: How The Show Works
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Mar 31, 2022 |
No Return: Whole Series Trailer
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Jan 01, 2022 |