Wholly Buyable
By Chas Bayfield
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Advertising Creative Director Chas Bayfield takes you on a road trip through the Bible, leaving one significant item of baggage at home- religion. He tells the story from Genesis to Revelation and explains how this more than any other book has impacted western culture. Wholly Buyable is a podcast for people who might never normally pick up a Bible but who feel they should perhaps know a little more about it than they currently do. After all, the Bible is a book for everyone, not just believers. Listeners will be taken through action sequences worthy of a 21st century TV drama. They will be seduced by erotic poetry and bombarded with hallucinatory visions. Fill your boots with betrayal, brutality, beauty and, believe it or not, comedy. This isn’t your average Bible podcast; no one will be told what to believe but everyone who joins in the journey will hopefully feel that they know the world’s best-selling book a little better.
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231: Flintheart (Zechariah 7-9)
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Nov 10, 2026 |
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230: The Four Horsemen (Zechariah 1-6)
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Nov 03, 2026 |
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229: Blown Away (Haggai 1-2, Zechariah 1)
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Oct 27, 2026 |
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228: Entrails in the Dung Pile (Zephaniah 1-3)
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Oct 20, 2026 |
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227: A Cry from the Fish Gate (Habakkuk 2-2, Zephaniah 1)
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Oct 13, 2026 |
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226: The Mistress of Sorceries (Nahum 2-3, Habakkuk 1-2)
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Oct 06, 2026 |
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225: The Dustlickers (Micah 6-7, Nahum 1)
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Sep 29, 2026 |
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224: The Destroyer (Micah 4-6)
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Sep 22, 2026 |
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223: Cannibals (Micah 1-3)
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Sep 15, 2026 |
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222: Swallowed Alive (Jonah 1-4)
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Sep 08, 2026 |
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221: Terror on the Mountain (Amos 9, Obadiah 1)
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Sep 01, 2026 |
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220: Darkness at Noon (Amos 5-8)
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Aug 25, 2026 |
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219: Naked Soldiers (Amos 2-5)
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Aug 18, 2026 |
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218: The Stench (Joel 2-4, Amos 1)
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Aug 11, 2026 |
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Israel Palestine Special
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Aug 06, 2026 |
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217: Black Dawn (Hosea 12-14, Joel 1-2)
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Aug 04, 2026 |
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216: The Slayer (Hosea 9-12)
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Jul 28, 2026 |
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215: The Murder Priests (Hosea 5-9)
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Jul 21, 2026 |
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214: The Whore Wife (Hosea 1-4)
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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213: The Abomination (Daniel 11-12)
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Jul 07, 2026 |
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212: Terror Angel (Daniel 9-11)
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Jun 30, 2026 |
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211: The Death Cats (Daniel 6-8)
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Jun 23, 2026 |
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210: The Incinerator (Daniel 3-5)
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Jun 16, 2026 |
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209: The Necromancers (Daniel 1-2)
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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208: The Impossible River (Ezekiel 43-48)
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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207: Return of the King (Ezekiel 42-44)
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May 25, 2026 |
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206: You Will Eat Flesh and Drink Blood (Ezekiel 38-41)
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May 19, 2026 |
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205: Dem Bones (Ezekiel 34-37)
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May 12, 2026 |
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204: A Bed Among the Slain (Ezekiel 32-34)
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May 05, 2026 |
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203: A Time of Doom (Ezekiel 28-31)
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Apr 28, 2026 |
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202: The Lost Kingdom (Ezekiel 25-28)
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Apr 21, 2026 |
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201: Two Whores (Ezekiel 23-24)
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Apr 14, 2026 |
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200: The Slasher (Ezekiel 20-22)
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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199: The Maneater (Ezekiel 17-20)
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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198: The Nymphomaniac (Ezekiel 14-16)
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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197: The Cull (Ezekiel 9-13)
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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196: Pant-wetting Fear (Ezekiel 5-8)
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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195: The UFO (Ezekiel 1-4)
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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194:The Parents Who Ate Their Children (Lamentations 3-5)
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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193: The City That Died (Lamentations 1-2)
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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192: The War Club (Jeremiah 51-52)
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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191: Run! (Jeremiah 49-50)
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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190: Blind Panic (Jeremiah 48-49)
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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189: Cakes for the Queen of Heaven (Jeremiah 45-47)
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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188: Blinded and Burned (Jeremiah 39-43)
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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187: Left for Dead (Jeremiah 35-38)
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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186: The Deal (Jeremiah 32-34)
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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185: Rogue Nation (Jeremiah 30-31)
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Dec 23, 2025 |
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184: The Lie (Jeremiah 26-29)
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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183: Maddening WIne (Jeremiah 23-26)
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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182: Oblivion (Jeremiah 21-23)
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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181: Cancelled (Jeremiah 17-20)
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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180: The Widowmaker (Jeremiah 14-17)
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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179: Smashed (Jeremiah 11-13)
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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178: Ghost Town (Jeremiah 8-10)
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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177: The Valley of Slaughter (Jeremiah 5-7)
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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176: The Lustful and the Lost (Jeremiah 3-5)
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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175: Skullcracker (Jeremiah 1-3)
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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174: The Worm That Will Not Die (Isaiah 64-66)
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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173: Blood Spatter (Isaiah 60-63)
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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172: Damburst (Isaiah 55-59)
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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171: The Man Who Saw Through Centuries (Isaiah 51-54)
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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170: Drunk on Blood (Isaiah 48-50)
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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169: The Raptor (Isaiah 44-47)
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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168: Manumission (Isaiah 41-44)
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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167: Adam's Other Wife (Isaiah 35-41)
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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166: Swimming in the Cesspool (Isaiah 24-28)
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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165: Drunken Vomit (Isaiah 19-23)
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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164: Night Terror (Isaiah 10-18)
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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163: Whiplash (Isaiah 9-11)
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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162: The Ruined and the Rich (Isaiah 5-8)
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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161: Real Housewives of Jerusalem (Isaiah 1-4)
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Jul 07, 2025 |
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160: The Lovemakers (Song of Songs 1-8)
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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159: A Little Bird (Ecclesiastes 9-12)
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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158: The Man with 100 Children (Ecclesiastes 4-8)
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Special: The Bible of the Handmaid's Tale
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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157: A Time to Die (Ecclesiastes 1-4)
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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156: The Leech's Daughter (Proverbs 29-31)
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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155: Tough Love (Proverbs 27-29)
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May 27, 2025 |
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154: A Little Sleep, a Little Slumber (Proverbs 24-26)
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May 20, 2025 |
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153: The Guilty and the Greedy. (Proverbs 21-23)
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May 13, 2025 |
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152: The Sluggard (Proverbs 18-20)
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May 06, 2025 |
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151: The Wicked and the Wise (Proverbs 16-18)
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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150: Bone-Rotting Envy (Proverbs 14-15)
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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149: Death Snares (Proverbs 11-13)
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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148: Chattering Fools (Proverbs 8-11)
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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147: The Honeytrap (Proverbs 4-8)
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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146: The Adulterous Woman (Proverbs 1-4)
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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145: The Hail Hurler (Psalms 145-150)
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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144. Clear and Present Danger (Psalms 139-144)
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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143. Rivers of Babylon (Psalms 132-138)
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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142: An Escaped Bird (Psalms 121-131)
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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141: Rivers of Blood (Psalms 119-120)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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140: The Swarm (Psalms 118-119)
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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139: The Sea that Fled in Fear (Psalms 112-117)
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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138: Terrorstorm (Psalms 107-111)
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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137: The Kings who Killed their Children. (Psalms 104-106)
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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136: The Joybringer. (Psalms 98-103)
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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135: The Widow Slayers (Psalms 90-97)
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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134: Dead Man Walking (Psalms 85-89)
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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133: A Bowl of Tears (Psalms 79-84)
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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132: The Grapes of Wrath (Psalms 75-78)
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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131: Smashed and Burned (Psalms 71-74)
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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130: Wading Through Blood (Psalms 68-70)
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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129: What Hath God Wrought? (Psalms 61-67)
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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128: Bloodbath (Psalms 56-60)
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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127: Broken (Psalms 50-55)
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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126: Death Shepherd (Psalms 45-49)
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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125: The Diseased and the Desolate (Psalms 39-44)
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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124: Festering Wounds (Psalms 35-38)
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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123: The Haters (Psalms 31-34)
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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122: The Bloodthirsty and the Blameless (Psalms 25-30)
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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121: The Valley of Death (Psalms 21-24)
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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120: The Volcano (Psalms 18-20)
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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119: The Violent and the Ravenous. (Psalms 12-17)
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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118: Terrorstruck (Psalms 8-11)
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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117: Deluded and Ashamed. (Psalms 4-7)
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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116: Smashed and Broken (Psalms 1-3)
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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115: The Beast from the Deep (Job 36-42)
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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114: The Messengers of Death (Job 31-35)
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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113: The Maggot (Job 25-30)
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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112. The Night Stalker (Job 21-24)
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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111: The King of Terrors (Job 16-20)
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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110: Shut up and Die (Job 11-15)
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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109: Skin that Crawls with Worms (Job 6-10)
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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108: The Game. (Job 1-5)
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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107: A Day of Rage (Esther 6-10)
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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106: The Impaler (Esther 2-6)
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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105: The Queen Who Said No (Esther 1-2)
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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104: Ritual and Rage (Nehemiah 9-13)
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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103: The Sharks (Nehemiah 5-9)
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May 28, 2024 |
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102: The Dung Gate and the Jackal's Well (Nehemiah 1-4)
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May 21, 2024 |
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101: The Man who Tore out his Beard (Ezra 4-10)
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May 14, 2024 |
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100: Weeping and Whooping (Ezra 1-4)
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May 07, 2024 |
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99: The Few (2 Chronicles 33-36)
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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98: The Pious and the Proud (2 Chronicles 31-33)
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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97: Rampage (2 Chronicles 25-31)
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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96: Jezebel's Daughter (2 Chronicles 14-24)
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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95: The Glorious and the Golden (2 Chronicles 1-13)
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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94: Spin (1 Chronicles 17-29)
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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93: The Golden King (1 Chronicles 1-16)
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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92: The Broken and the Blind (2 Kings 23-25)
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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91: The Death Angel (2 Kings 19-23)
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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90: I Know Where You Are (2 Kings 17-19)
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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89: The Leper King (2 Kings 14-16)
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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88: The Hidden Child (2 Kings 11-13)
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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87: A Pile of Human Heads (2 Kings 8-10)
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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86: The Woman who Ate her Son (2 Kings 6-8)
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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85: The Grateful and the Greedy (2 Kings 4-6)
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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84: The Firestorm (2 Kings 1-4)
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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83: Licked up by Dogs (1 Kings 21-22)
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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82: The Dainty and the Damned (1 Kings 19-21)
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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81: The Greatest Showman (1 Kings 15-18)
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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80: Man Whores (1 Kings 13-15)
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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79: 1000 Wives (1 Kings 11-13)
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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78: Gold, Ivory and Baboons (1 Kings 8-11)
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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77: The Half Child (1 Kings 3-7)
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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76: The Playmate (1 Kings 1-3)
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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75: The Plague (2 Samuel 21-24)
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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74: Ten Widows (2 Samuel 18-21)
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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73: The Mole (2 Samuel 15-18)
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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72: Rape and Revenge (2 Samuel 13-15)
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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71: The Lustful and the Lost (2 Samuel 10-12)
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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70: The Crippled Child (2 Samuel 6-9)
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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69: Death in the Afternoon (2 Samuel 1-4)
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Special Episode: Not in the Bible
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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68: The Witch (1 Samuel 28-31)
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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67: The Fool and his Wife (1 Samuel 23-28)
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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66: 200 Foreskins (1 Samuel 18-22)
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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65: Giantkiller (1 Samuel 15-17)
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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64: Fatal Honey (1 Samuel 11-14)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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63: The Golden Rats (1 Samuel 5-10)
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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62: The Fat and the Fallen (1 Samuel 1-4)
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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61: Romance in the Fields (Ruth 1-4)
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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60: Gang Rape (Judges 16-21)
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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59: Firefoxes (Judges 11-15)
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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58: Carnage in the Tower (Judges 7-11)
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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57: The Skullcrusher (Judges 4-7)
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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56: Death on the Toilet (Judges 1-4)
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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55: Thorns in Your Eyes (Joshua 20-24)
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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54: Seek and Destroy (Joshua 12-19)
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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53: Rogue Soldier (Joshua 10-11)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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52: The Whorehouse (Joshua 1-6)
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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51: Poison Wine (Deuteronomy 30-34)
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May 30, 2023 |
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50: The Horror (Deuteronomy 28-30)
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May 23, 2023 |
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49: Grabbed by the Balls (Deuteronomy 24-28)
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May 16, 2023 |
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48: The Bloodstained Sheet (Deuteronomy 20-23)
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May 09, 2023 |
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47: The Purge (Deuteronomy 14-19)
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May 02, 2023 |
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46: Smashed and Burned (Deuteronomy 10-13)
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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45: Scorpions and Snakes (Deuteronomy 7-9)
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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44: The All-Consuming Fire (Deuteronomy 3-6)
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Easter Special Part 2: The Comeback
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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43: The Giant's Bed (Deuteronomy 1-3)
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Easter Special Part 1: Bad Friday
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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42: The Avenger (Numbers 32-36)
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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41: 32000 Virgins (Numbers 27-31)
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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40: The Curse Blocker (Numbers 23-27)
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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39: The Wizard (Numbers 20-23)
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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38: Access Denied (Numbers 17-20)
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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37. Swallowed Alive (Numbers 14-16)
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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36: The Shame (Numbers 10-14)
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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35: The Move (Numbers 6-10)
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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34. A Cocktail of Curses (Numbers 1-5)
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Interview with Shaun McIlrath: The Curious and the Certain
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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33. Black Sabbath (Leviticus 25-27)
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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32. The Blasphemer (Leviticus 22-24)
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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31. Sex Crimes (Leviticus 20-21)
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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30. The Scapegoat (Leviticus 16-19)
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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29: The Rot (Leviticus 13-15)
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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28: Slaughter and Fire (Leviticus 8-12)
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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27: A Torn Bird (Leviticus 1-7)
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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26: A Month Without Food (Exodus 34-40)
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Year Zero (Nativity Special)
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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25: Kill Your Brother (Exodus 32-34)
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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24: God's Creative Director (Exodus 29-31)
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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23: Emerald and Amethyst (Exodus 25-29)
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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22: Blood in the Bowl (Exodus 23-25)
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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21: Death or Money (Exodus 21-22)
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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20: The New Rules (Exodus 17-20)
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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19: The Great Ocean Road (Exodus 14-16)
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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18: The Destroyer (Exodus 11-14)
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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17: The Finger of God (Exodus 7-11)
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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16: Into the Brickyards (Exodus 3-7)
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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15: A Boy in the River (Exodus 1-3)
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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14: Ravenous Wolves (Genesis 47-50)
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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13: The Twist (Genesis 43-47)
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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12: Silver in the Sacks (Genesis 39-42)
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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11: The Dreamer (Genesis 37-39)
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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10: Forbidden Love (Genesis 31-34)
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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9: Sister Wars (Genesis 29-31)
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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8: The Hairy Hands (Genesis 26-29)
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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7: A Hand under the Thigh (Genesis 23-26)
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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6: Drama on the Mountain (Genesis 20-23)
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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5: Fire from the Sky (Genesis 17-19)
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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4: The Sister Wife (Genesis 11-17)
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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3: A Ship on the Mountain (Genesis 5-11)
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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2: Naked and ashamed (Genesis 3-5)
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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1: Darkness over the deep (Genesis 1-3)
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Jun 07, 2022 |