Daily Shower Thoughts

By Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray

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 Feb 7, 2023
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Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings Produced daily! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Episode Date
Everyone takes a crap, but no one gives a crap. | + 24 more...
May 01, 2024
Your phone has seen more of you than other humans | + 28 more...
Apr 30, 2024
You are the center of the observable universe | + 26 more...
Apr 29, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 April 2024
Apr 28, 2024
At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 25 more...
Apr 28, 2024
Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 27 more...
Apr 27, 2024
Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...
Apr 26, 2024
Cats generally make a lot more sounds in movies. | + 28 more...
Apr 25, 2024
None of your ancestors died a virgin | + 24 more...
Apr 24, 2024
2019 to 2024 felt way faster than 2014 to 2019 | + 25 more...
Apr 23, 2024
The older we get, the more fall damage we take. | + 25 more...
Apr 22, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 22 April 2024
Apr 22, 2024
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 27 more...
Apr 22, 2024
Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 28 more...
Apr 20, 2024
There is no 10 in a base infinity number system. | + 25 more...
Apr 19, 2024
There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...
Apr 18, 2024
Money is not a problem until you don’t have any. | + 24 more...
Apr 17, 2024
Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 27 more...
Apr 16, 2024
Zombies having extra durability makes no sense | + 24 more...
Apr 15, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 April 2024
Apr 14, 2024
Growing in love is better than falling in love | + 26 more...
Apr 14, 2024
Most living creatures die by being eaten alive | + 28 more...
Apr 13, 2024
You give away almost 100% of your birthday cake. | + 27 more...
Apr 12, 2024
You are not stuck in traffic, you are the traffic | + 28 more...
Apr 11, 2024
Pregnant women basically turn food into humans. | + 27 more...
Apr 10, 2024
Journalism is the public's intelligence agency | + 26 more...
Apr 09, 2024
You never own money it’s just your turn with it | + 28 more...
Apr 08, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 07 April 2024
Apr 07, 2024
Every bad person was once innocent. | + 28 more...
Apr 07, 2024
It's not physically possible to count to a trillion outloud. | + 25 more...
Apr 06, 2024
Sharp cheddar is the dark chocolate of cheese. | + 27 more...
Apr 05, 2024
People on limited data plans pay to watch ads | + 26 more...
Apr 04, 2024
2025 has become less futuristic. | + 26 more...
Apr 03, 2024
Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 24 more...
Apr 02, 2024
Real court is so boring compared to TV court | + 25 more...
Apr 01, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 31 March 2024
Mar 31, 2024
There’s no wrong way to orient a map or a globe. | + 28 more...
Mar 31, 2024
Commonwealth sounds a lot better than Rarepoverty | + 26 more...
Mar 30, 2024
Most people smell the same at a hotel breakfast | + 26 more...
Mar 29, 2024
Kid Rock is the Florida of rock music | + 27 more...
Mar 28, 2024
Animals might think the road is one long rock | + 24 more...
Mar 27, 2024
The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. | + 25 more...
Mar 26, 2024
True loners don't complain about being lonely. | + 24 more...
Mar 25, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 24 March 2024
Mar 24, 2024
It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 26 more...
Mar 24, 2024
Judge Judy was actually a game show all along | + 27 more...
Mar 23, 2024
Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder | + 25 more...
Mar 22, 2024
People are offended when told they're offensive. | + 25 more...
Mar 21, 2024
There isn’t really a good synonym for thesaurus. | + 28 more...
Mar 20, 2024
Everything in the universe is a little bit bendy | + 28 more...
Mar 19, 2024
Near white is the most impractical clothes colour | + 24 more...
Mar 18, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 17 March 2024
Mar 17, 2024
A broken clock is also wrong 1438 times a day | + 26 more...
Mar 17, 2024
In neuroscience, the human brain studies itself. | + 26 more...
Mar 16, 2024
Most hatred is based on ignorance and obstinacy | + 28 more...
Mar 15, 2024
Instead of death note just a stubbed toe note | + 26 more...
Mar 14, 2024
No grape flavored drink tastes like gapes. | + 26 more...
Mar 13, 2024
Sharks rarely get to eat beef, pork, or chicken. | + 24 more...
Mar 12, 2024
At one point in prehistory everybody was homeless | + 26 more...
Mar 11, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 10 March 2024
Mar 10, 2024
Statistically, there truly are lucky people | + 24 more...
Mar 10, 2024
Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals. | + 25 more...
Mar 09, 2024
Somehow, pigeons figured out we're harmless wimps | + 27 more...
Mar 08, 2024
The grown up version of pinky promise is an NDA | + 27 more...
Mar 07, 2024
There is always a full solar eclipse somewhere | + 25 more...
Mar 06, 2024
There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve | + 28 more...
Mar 05, 2024
Everyone in Star Wars is bilingual | + 24 more...
Mar 04, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 03 March 2024
Mar 03, 2024
Dinosaur nuggets are made of actual dinosaurs. | + 25 more...
Mar 03, 2024
Michael Westen is a better spy than James Bond. | + 25 more...
Mar 02, 2024
Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...
Mar 01, 2024
People drive to the gym to walk on the treadmill | + 28 more...
Feb 29, 2024
There's nothing more expensive than a cheap BMW | + 24 more...
Feb 28, 2024
Salaried workers take a 0.3% paycut on leap years | + 26 more...
Feb 27, 2024
Everything you can think of is a human concept | + 24 more...
Feb 26, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 25 February 2024
Feb 25, 2024
You can always trust on gravity to let you down. | + 26 more...
Feb 25, 2024
A mile a minute sounds a lot faster than 60 MPH | + 25 more...
Feb 24, 2024
Your butt can shoot out all states of matter. | + 26 more...
Feb 23, 2024
Nothing quite ruins sexting like typos | + 24 more...
Feb 22, 2024
One Newton is about the same weight as an apple. | + 27 more...
Feb 21, 2024
People pay to make their cars quieter and louder. | + 25 more...
Feb 20, 2024
It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life | + 26 more...
Feb 19, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 18 February 2024
Feb 18, 2024
The sun gives you both vitamins and cancer | + 28 more...
Feb 18, 2024
Trench coats are almost never worn in trenches. | + 27 more...
Feb 17, 2024
The older you get the more quiet you become. | + 24 more...
Feb 16, 2024
House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 26 more...
Feb 15, 2024
Overgrown and abandoned cities look beautiful | + 25 more...
Feb 14, 2024
Being honest is always interesting. | + 28 more...
Feb 13, 2024
Negotatiors are socially accepted manipulators | + 24 more...
Feb 12, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 11 February 2024
Feb 11, 2024
You don't know you're asleep until you wake up | + 27 more...
Feb 11, 2024
we dress up for people we want to get naked with | + 26 more...
Feb 10, 2024
Regardless of how you die, the faster the better. | + 24 more...
Feb 09, 2024
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 27 more...
Feb 08, 2024
Life's purpose is to rearrange atoms. | + 24 more...
Feb 07, 2024
The most boring person you recognize is youself | + 24 more...
Feb 06, 2024
Being a human being is extremely uncomfortable | + 27 more...
Feb 05, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 04 February 2024
Feb 04, 2024
Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 foot | + 26 more...
Feb 04, 2024
Pharmacists are exterminators for microorganisms. | + 25 more...
Feb 03, 2024
We're biological mechs for our gut bacteria | + 24 more...
Feb 02, 2024
Not enough songs have a xylophone solo in them. | + 24 more...
Feb 01, 2024
You need scissors to open a new pack of scissors. | + 28 more...
Jan 31, 2024
When you're living, you're also dying in a sense. | + 27 more...
Jan 30, 2024
Sunday's never really feel like a full day off | + 26 more...
Jan 29, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 January 2024
Jan 28, 2024
Every state has at least one major serial killer | + 26 more...
Jan 28, 2024
All boys born after 2010 will be alpha males. | + 25 more...
Jan 27, 2024
Having a dog makes talking to myself less weird | + 26 more...
Jan 26, 2024
Car rides are kinda like life’s loading screens. | + 24 more...
Jan 25, 2024
One day we will have ads in outer space | + 24 more...
Jan 24, 2024
When things really hurt you ,it makes you quiet. | + 28 more...
Jan 23, 2024
An Uber Eats delivery guy is a modern day milkman | + 24 more...
Jan 22, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 21 January 2024
Jan 21, 2024
Being reckless leads to more wrecks. | + 28 more...
Jan 21, 2024
Every day, more people fall asleep than wake up. | + 28 more...
Jan 20, 2024
Everything has an advantage and a disadvantage | + 24 more...
Jan 19, 2024
Podcasts are AM Radio for young people. | + 28 more...
Jan 18, 2024
Handwriting is your hand's accent | + 27 more...
Jan 17, 2024
Bing’s number one searched topic has to be Google | + 27 more...
Jan 16, 2024
Bandaids are stickers you earn for being an idiot | + 27 more...
Jan 15, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 January 2024
Jan 14, 2024
Realized we're closer to the year 2070 than 1970. | + 25 more...
Jan 14, 2024
Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 25 more...
Jan 13, 2024
People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 27 more...
Jan 12, 2024
a mosquito can fly but a fly can’t mosquito | + 28 more...
Jan 11, 2024
You learn how to ride a bike by trusting you can. | + 28 more...
Jan 10, 2024
It’s ironic that axes are made from wood | + 25 more...
Jan 09, 2024
The fly is the least creatively named animal | + 28 more...
Jan 08, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 07 January 2024
Jan 07, 2024
Heavy metal poisoning isn't as cool as it sounds. | + 26 more...
Jan 07, 2024
3D cinema just kind of seems to have sizzled off | + 24 more...
Jan 06, 2024
Every leap year we get one extra free day of rent | + 25 more...
Jan 05, 2024
You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...
Jan 04, 2024
beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 25 more...
Jan 03, 2024
Next year the 21st century will be a quarter over | + 26 more...
Jan 02, 2024
The aesthetic of melancholia is ruined by a fart | + 28 more...
Jan 01, 2024
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 31 December 2023
Dec 31, 2023
Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 27 more...
Dec 31, 2023
Your bed is a charging station for your body. | + 26 more...
Dec 30, 2023
A good post is only as good as its best comment. | + 27 more...
Dec 29, 2023
Smoking is the plant based alternative to vaping. | + 24 more...
Dec 28, 2023
It's easier to believe in a hell than a heaven | + 26 more...
Dec 27, 2023
The way you make a family isn't family friendly. | + 25 more...
Dec 26, 2023
The Grinch must be slanging it under that fur | + 28 more...
Dec 25, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 24 December 2023
Dec 24, 2023
People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 27 more...
Dec 24, 2023
Bad grammar is the bad breath of the digital age. | + 28 more...
Dec 23, 2023
Curtains are an invention we can all get behind | + 24 more...
Dec 22, 2023
Fish and Birds are not pets, they are prisoners | + 26 more...
Dec 21, 2023
Homeless people can’t be put under house arrest | + 24 more...
Dec 20, 2023
Whales play Marco Polo on the highest difficulty | + 25 more...
Dec 19, 2023
IMDB is LinkedIn for the entertainment industry | + 27 more...
Dec 18, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 17 December 2023
Dec 17, 2023
The notion that lying gets you nowhere is a lie | + 26 more...
Dec 17, 2023
Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook | + 27 more...
Dec 16, 2023
we are what we eat but we dont eat what we are | + 28 more...
Dec 15, 2023
Memento Mori is a fancier way of saying YOLO | + 24 more...
Dec 14, 2023
Modern cars are kind of like mini spaceships | + 25 more...
Dec 13, 2023
Prehistorical people didn’t know their own age | + 26 more...
Dec 12, 2023
Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 25 more...
Dec 11, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 10 December 2023
Dec 10, 2023
A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 26 more...
Dec 10, 2023
Humans are the only species they named themselves | + 24 more...
Dec 09, 2023
There’s no such thing as an endless supply | + 26 more...
Dec 08, 2023
The first human's parents weren't human. | + 25 more...
Dec 07, 2023
Ironically, HR is often the least diverse team. | + 28 more...
Dec 06, 2023
Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders | + 28 more...
Dec 05, 2023
a car key travels further than the car itself | + 24 more...
Dec 04, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 03 December 2023
Dec 03, 2023
Santa Claus has list of addresses of all evil people and he refuses to share it with police | + 25 more...
Dec 03, 2023
Jingle Bell Rock is more swing than rock. | + 24 more...
Dec 02, 2023
Hearse drivers can use an HOV lane with impunity. | + 28 more...
Dec 01, 2023
Everything you’ve ever thrown away still exists. | + 24 more...
Nov 30, 2023
Morality and knowledge are not directly related | + 28 more...
Nov 29, 2023
Clothing brands use you as free advertisement | + 25 more...
Nov 28, 2023
Technically all cars in video games are electric | + 27 more...
Nov 27, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 26 November 2023
Nov 26, 2023
There are stupid questions. | + 26 more...
Nov 26, 2023
You rarely see a depiction of toddler zombies | + 25 more...
Nov 25, 2023
When you are in the shower, you are under water. | + 28 more...
Nov 24, 2023
Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 24 more...
Nov 23, 2023
AirBNBs don't ever serve us breakfast. | + 24 more...
Nov 22, 2023
It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. | + 28 more...
Nov 21, 2023
The internet is a zoo where you watch people. | + 24 more...
Nov 20, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 19 November 2023
Nov 19, 2023
A nest is both a birdhouse and a treehouse | + 24 more...
Nov 19, 2023
the way you make a family is NOT family friendly. | + 27 more...
Nov 18, 2023
An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 28 more...
Nov 17, 2023
Eggs are honorary dairy | + 28 more...
Nov 16, 2023
No one can win a 'being late' competition | + 24 more...
Nov 15, 2023
People just act like analyst is a normal word. | + 28 more...
Nov 14, 2023
The third hand on a clock is the second hand | + 28 more...
Nov 13, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 12 November 2023
Nov 12, 2023
A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 24 more...
Nov 12, 2023
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 28 more...
Nov 11, 2023
Everyone taller than you was once your height | + 24 more...
Nov 10, 2023
In a lot of ways, it's more expensive to be poor. | + 26 more...
Nov 09, 2023
You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 24 more...
Nov 08, 2023
Nature is a battlefield that looks like a utopia. | + 25 more...
Nov 07, 2023
Kneading ground meat is a form of petting animals | + 27 more...
Nov 06, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 November 2023
Nov 05, 2023
All anime is dubbed anime | + 25 more...
Nov 05, 2023
We are lucky to be the only animals with guns | + 24 more...
Nov 04, 2023
The first sentient AI will pretend not to be. | + 25 more...
Nov 03, 2023
Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 28 more...
Nov 02, 2023
The Earth's average elevation is below sea level. | + 24 more...
Nov 01, 2023
Mike Johnson is Stephen Colbert's Wario. | + 27 more...
Oct 31, 2023
We all live on an island if you zoom out enough. | + 28 more...
Oct 30, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 29 October 2023
Oct 29, 2023
Rewatching Friends is never gonna feel the same | + 27 more...
Oct 29, 2023
A steak knife is more of a saw than a knife. | + 27 more...
Oct 28, 2023
Player piano rolls were the first MIDIs. | + 25 more...
Oct 27, 2023
You only have around 76 Christmas's | + 24 more...
Oct 26, 2023
Every circle has two sides, inside and outside. | + 27 more...
Oct 25, 2023
Anything is a stressball if you're strong enough. | + 24 more...
Oct 24, 2023
Adblockers are the most effective antiviruses | + 28 more...
Oct 23, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 22 October 2023
Oct 22, 2023
Your boring life is some celebrity's dream life | + 25 more...
Oct 22, 2023
At some point we just decided ghosts wear sheets | + 24 more...
Oct 21, 2023
Black holes are pool skimmers. | + 28 more...
Oct 20, 2023
Cul de Sac is a waste of a great word | + 28 more...
Oct 19, 2023
Dreams are screensavers for your brain | + 27 more...
Oct 18, 2023
Dog farts smell wayyyyyy worse than dog shits | + 28 more...
Oct 17, 2023
Maybe UFOs just have a pixelated coating | + 24 more...
Oct 16, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 15 October 2023
Oct 15, 2023
Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons | + 25 more...
Oct 15, 2023
garbage bags are bought just to throw them away | + 24 more...
Oct 14, 2023
Excersizing and excorsizing are very different | + 24 more...
Oct 13, 2023
Gasoline is organic, non GMO, and gluten free. | + 24 more...
Oct 12, 2023
The constant battle against entropy is exhausting | + 27 more...
Oct 11, 2023
The poverty trap is a version of softlocking | + 27 more...
Oct 10, 2023
Hardcore music is dance music for punks | + 26 more...
Oct 09, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 08 October 2023
Oct 08, 2023
Halloween Decorations in Hospitals is unsettling. | + 28 more...
Oct 08, 2023
The first guy to milk a cow just had to be drunk. | + 24 more...
Oct 07, 2023
It's a good thing that snot doesn't smell awful | + 28 more...
Oct 06, 2023
Villains are remembered longer than heroes | + 26 more...
Oct 05, 2023
You will never see your own death certificate | + 25 more...
Oct 04, 2023
Shoes are designed for a limited nail length | + 24 more...
Oct 04, 2023
Cheese tastes better when it’s thinly sliced. | + 27 more...
Oct 02, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 01 October 2023
Oct 01, 2023
Tootsie rolls are the cheeze whiz of chocolate | + 24 more...
Oct 01, 2023
Fame is fleeting while notorioty lasts a lifetime | + 24 more...
Sep 30, 2023
As you get older, you get more and more dead | + 25 more...
Sep 29, 2023
You likely don’t notice the smell of your house. | + 27 more...
Sep 28, 2023
You're not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic. | + 28 more...
Sep 27, 2023
Humans play more with cat toys than cats do | + 27 more...
Sep 26, 2023
W has thrice as many syllables as scraunched | + 24 more...
Sep 25, 2023
Farts are the soul of your food trying to escape | + 27 more...
Sep 24, 2023
You never see katana videos where they cut bones | + 28 more...
Sep 23, 2023
Everything we measure is only a relative value | + 24 more...
Sep 22, 2023
We don't choose what we like, our body does | + 24 more...
Sep 21, 2023
It's okay to bet as long as you never gamble. | + 24 more...
Sep 20, 2023
The one thing scarier than death is life. | + 26 more...
Sep 19, 2023
Pacific Ocean has 3 C’s that all sound different | + 24 more...
Sep 18, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 17 September 2023
Sep 17, 2023
Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 27 more...
Sep 17, 2023
Eating Cheetos with chopsticks just makes sense. | + 28 more...
Sep 16, 2023
Ants are experiencing the real Attack on Titan. | + 28 more...
Sep 15, 2023
You can defeat any sneeze by refusing to inhale. | + 28 more...
Sep 14, 2023
Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from. | + 27 more...
Sep 13, 2023
Earthquakes dont kill people, buildings do. | + 25 more...
Sep 12, 2023
Flat earthers believe in a global conspiracy. | + 27 more...
Sep 11, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 10 September 2023
Sep 10, 2023
There’s no need to raise your hand when knocking | + 27 more...
Sep 10, 2023
Working out gets easier when you lose your gut. | + 26 more...
Sep 09, 2023
Every wooden house is technically a tree house | + 25 more...
Sep 08, 2023
The Cybertruck is the DeLorean of our generation. | + 28 more...
Sep 07, 2023
Sharks don’t know that they have a theme song | + 26 more...
Sep 06, 2023
all fasting is intermittent fasting | + 26 more...
Sep 05, 2023
Nothing we ever do has a 100% chance of survival | + 25 more...
Sep 04, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 03 September 2023
Sep 03, 2023
Freezerburn is kinda like frostbite for food | + 28 more...
Sep 03, 2023
protein powder is baby formula for adults | + 24 more...
Sep 02, 2023
Making someone smile feels better than smiling. | + 24 more...
Sep 01, 2023
People handing out flyers are freemium beggars | + 24 more...
Aug 31, 2023
Which orange came first, the fruit or the color | + 28 more...
Aug 30, 2023
49% of the world is of below average intelligence | + 26 more...
Aug 29, 2023
It's impossible to be a teenager half your life | + 26 more...
Aug 28, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 27 August 2023
Aug 27, 2023
The most dangerous type of canoes are volcanoes | + 27 more...
Aug 27, 2023
Life is finite. Put your favorite song on repeat | + 28 more...
Aug 26, 2023
Everything smells at least a little bit like nose | + 24 more...
Aug 25, 2023
When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 25 more...
Aug 24, 2023
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 25 more...
Aug 23, 2023
Our eyes never close, our eyelids just cover them | + 26 more...
Aug 22, 2023
Smartphones have basically replaced flashlights | + 28 more...
Aug 21, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 20 August 2023
Aug 20, 2023
Your shadow is almost never the same size as you | + 26 more...
Aug 20, 2023
Anything can be deadly if used incorrectly | + 24 more...
Aug 19, 2023
It is closer to 2070 then it is to 1970. | + 26 more...
Aug 18, 2023
Your eyes have no natural resting position | + 27 more...
Aug 17, 2023
Heavy too is the head that wears too many hats. | + 28 more...
Aug 16, 2023
Your cats family tree is way bigger than yours. | + 28 more...
Aug 15, 2023
Humans are an invasive species to most places | + 28 more...
Aug 14, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 13 August 2023
Aug 13, 2023
Jack Sparrow is the Mr. Bean of the pirate world. | + 24 more...
Aug 13, 2023
It’s a luxury to have enough energy to care. | + 28 more...
Aug 12, 2023
Your entire body exists to keep your brain alive - with our new hosts! | + 24 more...
Aug 11, 2023
Blankets give you a false sense of security. | + 27 more...
Aug 10, 2023
Janitors have access to a lot of restricted areas | + 26 more...
Aug 09, 2023
Fortune cookies are edible tarot card readings | + 24 more...
Aug 08, 2023
In the end, EVERY mug is going to break someday | + 27 more...
Aug 07, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 06 August 2023
Aug 06, 2023
Shame plays a big part in a thriving society. | + 25 more...
Aug 06, 2023
Precooked frozen foods are technically leftovers | + 28 more...
Aug 05, 2023
Free to play games are the most expensive | + 25 more...
Aug 04, 2023
The word 'monosyllable' has five syllables in it. | + 25 more...
Aug 03, 2023
Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 28 more...
Aug 02, 2023
Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 27 more...
Aug 01, 2023
We will never truly know when humans go extinct. | + 28 more...
Jul 31, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 30 July 2023
Jul 30, 2023
When you burn your tastebuds, you can taste pain. | + 25 more...
Jul 30, 2023
Pinky is actually quite intelligent for a mouse | + 24 more...
Jul 29, 2023
Vertical videos were frowned upon till TikTok | + 25 more...
Jul 28, 2023
You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 24 more...
Jul 27, 2023
The taste of cola is almost impossible to explain | + 27 more...
Jul 26, 2023
There is no use for Pride where there is no shame | + 24 more...
Jul 25, 2023
among is a weird word | + 26 more...
Jul 24, 2023
Wood is rarer in the universe than diamonds | + 28 more...
Jul 23, 2023
It’s impossible to be touching absolutely nothing | + 26 more...
Jul 22, 2023
We will believe anything in our dreams | + 26 more...
Jul 21, 2023
Your alarm clock is the only thing you hate for doing exactly what you asked it to do | + 24 more...
Jul 20, 2023
The goal of golf is to play less golf. | + 24 more...
Jul 19, 2023
Anemic people are less magnetic | + 25 more...
Jul 18, 2023
Bad drivers never miss an exit. | + 25 more...
Jul 17, 2023
Crabs must think fish can fly. | + 25 more...
Jul 16, 2023
Sharks are older than trees | + 24 more...
Jul 15, 2023
Everyone will eventually be cremated | + 28 more...
Jul 14, 2023
Use of 'cringe' has become cringe | + 25 more...
Jul 13, 2023
Remixes are the fanfiction of music. | + 27 more...
Jul 12, 2023
Red onions are clearly purple | + 28 more...
Jul 11, 2023
All cocaine is Diet Coke | + 25 more...
Jul 10, 2023
Crabs must think fish are flying. | + 24 more...
Jul 09, 2023
You're always smelling your own boogers. | + 27 more...
Jul 08, 2023
Vampires can’t get hickeys. | + 24 more...
Jul 07, 2023
Tipping culture is company panhandling | + 26 more...
Jul 06, 2023
'Overexaggerate' is a redundant word | + 27 more...
Jul 05, 2023
A slug is a homeless snail. | + 25 more...
Jul 04, 2023
Migraines are the hangovers from life. | + 27 more...
Jul 03, 2023
Nothing is bigger than a negative | + 26 more...
Jul 02, 2023
Some songs sound better in the dark | + 25 more...
Jul 01, 2023
You’re a lot less solid than you think | + 26 more...
Jun 30, 2023
Ego is ignorance in disguise. | + 27 more...
Jun 29, 2023
2077 is a new 1984 | + 28 more...
Jun 28, 2023
Someday we will all be forgotten | + 28 more...
Jun 27, 2023
Death is only sad for the ones left living. | + 15 more...
Jun 19, 2023
Your accent is your voice's font | + 27 more...
Jun 18, 2023
All writing instruments are 'markers'. | + 28 more...
Jun 17, 2023
Body language is real life subtitles | + 29 more
Jun 13, 2023
Growing old must feel very lonely | + 29 more | 12 June 2023
Jun 12, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 11 June 2023
Jun 11, 2023
Centaurs have two rib cages… | + 27 more...
Jun 11, 2023
Grammatically speaking, zero is plural. | + 26 more...
Jun 10, 2023
Most insects have arachnophobia | + 24 more...
Jun 09, 2023
Dying from old age isn’t an actual thing | + 26 more...
Jun 08, 2023
Once a Pizza Hut building always a Pizza Hut building | + 25 more...
Jun 06, 2023
Children are extreme pets. | + 26 more...
Jun 05, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 04 June 2023
Jun 04, 2023
Contentment is the enemy of capitalism | + 28 more...
Jun 04, 2023
Heating is also Air Conditioning | + 24 more...
Jun 03, 2023
Every book is a textbook | + 28 more...
Jun 02, 2023
Cells multiply by dividing. | + 25 more...
Jun 01, 2023
2006 is as far away as 2040 | + 28 more...
May 31, 2023
Millionaires can buy entire dollar stores | + 27 more...
May 30, 2023
The Wizard of Oz is an isekai | + 28 more...
May 29, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 May 2023
May 28, 2023
Dog breeds are GMOs. | + 28 more...
May 28, 2023
Gloves are technically hand bags | + 28 more...
May 27, 2023
The brain named itself | + 25 more...
May 26, 2023
Dolphins are dogs of the sea. | + 28 more...
May 25, 2023
A candle exists in all 4 states of matter at once | + 25 more...
May 24, 2023
You can't juggle in space | + 28 more...
May 23, 2023
Getting older is a humbling experience. | + 26 more...
May 22, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 21 May 2023
May 21, 2023
You never see streakers at hockey games. | + 24 more...
May 21, 2023
Prunes are not a roadtrip snack | + 27 more...
May 20, 2023
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things | + 28 more...
May 19, 2023
The sun is a space heater | + 25 more...
May 18, 2023
Pandas are black, white, and asian | + 28 more...
May 17, 2023
It’s rare to meet a baby named Larry | + 27 more...
May 16, 2023
You can’t buy socks without holes in them | + 24 more...
May 15, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 May 2023
May 14, 2023
Clichés were once the height of innovation. | + 27 more...
May 14, 2023
It's amazing that GPS is free | + 25 more...
May 13, 2023
Cloaks are the ancestors of hoodies | + 27 more...
May 12, 2023
Someone's credit card cvv is 666 | + 24 more...
May 11, 2023
Life is 100% Fatal. | + 27 more...
May 10, 2023
With as much as we are on screens, it’s surprising screens aren’t in our dreams more often | + 25 more...
May 09, 2023
The Bermuda Triangle kinda fell off | + 28 more...
May 08, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 07 May 2023
May 07, 2023
Tomorrow isn't real until it is | + 24 more...
May 07, 2023
Bumble bees are self employed | + 27 more...
May 06, 2023
Many of our memories use smell as a meta tag | + 25 more...
May 05, 2023
Shirt is singular, yet pants are plural. | + 24 more...
May 04, 2023
The new you is older than the old you. | + 27 more...
May 03, 2023
Acres are a 64 bit land operating system | + 27 more...
May 02, 2023
Capers are vegan anchovies | + 24 more...
May 01, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 30 April 2023
Apr 30, 2023
We don't know who's the greatest spy ever. | + 26 more...
Apr 30, 2023
You never see good camouflage. | + 24 more...
Apr 29, 2023
Bras are also measuring cups. | + 24 more...
Apr 28, 2023
Birthday cake is not a flavor | + 25 more...
Apr 27, 2023
All you see is light | + 28 more...
Apr 26, 2023
Men are rarely named after gems. | + 24 more...
Apr 25, 2023
Bricks are domesticated rocks | + 25 more...
Apr 24, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 23 April 2023
Apr 23, 2023
Trust isn't a gift, it's a reward | + 28 more...
Apr 23, 2023
Common sense isn't actually common | + 28 more...
Apr 22, 2023
All of the money is fake | + 27 more...
Apr 21, 2023
Very full is less than just full. | + 27 more...
Apr 20, 2023
Half of a hole is still a whole hole. | + 28 more...
Apr 19, 2023
Qtips aren't Q shaped | + 28 more...
Apr 18, 2023
No one ever discovered Earth. | + 27 more...
Apr 17, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 16 April 2023
Apr 16, 2023
Living is so weird. | + 26 more...
Apr 16, 2023
We’re closer to 2030 than 2015 | + 25 more...
Apr 15, 2023
Teeth are always wet | + 28 more...
Apr 14, 2023
It's never too late to procrastinate. | + 28 more...
Apr 13, 2023
Travel mugs are adult sippy cups. | + 27 more...
Apr 12, 2023
You are a bit of universe. | + 26 more...
Apr 11, 2023
Potatoes are underground Easter eggs | + 28 more...
Apr 10, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 09 April 2023
Apr 09, 2023
Cereal is human kibble | + 26 more...
Apr 09, 2023
In roman numerals L is larger than XL | + 24 more...
Apr 08, 2023
There is no genre of music for pooping | + 25 more...
Apr 07, 2023
Tipping is a guilt tax | + 27 more...
Apr 06, 2023
The word phonetic isn’t phonetic | + 25 more...
Apr 05, 2023
Social media killed shame. | + 28 more | 04 Apr 2023
Apr 04, 2023
Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions | + 28 more | 03 Apr 2023
Apr 03, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 02 April 2023
Apr 02, 2023
You can't taste your own tongue. | + 25 more | 02 Apr 2023
Apr 02, 2023
Getting embalmed is the final spa day. | + 25 more | 01 Apr 2023
Apr 01, 2023
French fries are 33% poutine. | + 28 more | 31 Mar 2023
Mar 31, 2023
Eggs are liquid meat | + 25 more | 30 Mar 2023
Mar 30, 2023
Symphonies are cover bands. | + 27 more | 29 Mar 2023
Mar 29, 2023
Infertility is not hereditary. | + 24 more | 28 Mar 2023
Mar 28, 2023
Golf carts are sports cars | + 25 more | 27 Mar 2023
Mar 27, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 26 March 2023
Mar 26, 2023
Croissants are edible Damascus | + 25 more | 26 Mar 2023
Mar 26, 2023
An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old | + 26 more | 25 Mar 2023
Mar 25, 2023
Life has no actual rules. | + 27 more | 24 Mar 2023
Mar 24, 2023
Every sock has a hole in it | + 24 more | 23 Mar 2023
Mar 23, 2023
We’ve all heard the same hold music. | + 24 more | 22 Mar 2023
Mar 22, 2023
You are never truly alone. Your 39 trillion microbes always keep you company. | + 26 more | 21 Mar 2023
Mar 21, 2023
Every shadow is naked | + 25 more | 20 Mar 2023
Mar 20, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 19 March 2023
Mar 19, 2023
Imitation crab is seafood hotdogs | + 28 more | 19 Mar 2023
Mar 19, 2023
At some point bubbly becomes foamy | + 24 more | 18 Mar 2023
Mar 18, 2023
You never see brown LED’s | + 25 more | 17 Mar 2023
Mar 17, 2023
The cop in Subway Surfers never gets thinner, yet he sprints for thousands of miles. | + 24 more | 16 Mar 2023
Mar 16, 2023
WWE is a modern day traveling circus | + 25 more | 15 Mar 2023
Mar 15, 2023
We need a movie with the two most wholesome actors Keanu Reeves and Brandon Fraser. | + 27 more | 14 Mar 2023
Mar 14, 2023
Celebrities and influencers need us, more than we need them. | + 25 more | 13 Mar 2023
Mar 13, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 12 March 2023
Mar 12, 2023
All pregnant women are bodybuilders | + 28 more | 12 Mar 2023
Mar 12, 2023
Let’s be honest John Wick isn’t exactly the ideal dog owner. | + 24 more | 11 Mar 2023
Mar 11, 2023
Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. | + 25 more | 10 Mar 2023
Mar 10, 2023
Somewhere a minister is using ChatGPT to write their weekly sermons. | + 28 more | 09 Mar 2023
Mar 09, 2023
Barn owls existed before barns did. | + 24 more | 08 Mar 2023
Mar 08, 2023
People sometimes die in the living room | + 26 more | 07 Mar 2023
Mar 07, 2023
We produce the three states of matter from our butts. | + 27 more | 06 Mar 2023
Mar 06, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 March 2023
Mar 05, 2023
Coffee is technically a speed potion | + 26 more | 05 Mar 2023
Mar 05, 2023
Due to his healing abilities, Wolverine must have extremely soft skin. | + 28 more | 04 Mar 2023
Mar 04, 2023
Star Trek was one of the earliest workplace shows. | + 25 more | 03 Mar 2023
Mar 03, 2023
The inside of a Mandalorian’s helmet must smell terrible. | + 26 more | 02 Mar 2023
Mar 02, 2023
Smells are flavored air. | + 25 more | 01 Mar 2023
Mar 01, 2023
$10 is the new $5. | + 25 more | 28 Feb 2023
Feb 28, 2023
We are closer to 2050 than to 1990 | + 26 more | 27 Feb 2023
Feb 27, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 26 February 2023
Feb 26, 2023
Mrs. Incredible chooses her figure. | + 25 more | 26 Feb 2023
Feb 26, 2023
Pears are to Apples what Luigi is to Mario | + 25 more | 25 Feb 2023
Feb 25, 2023
2009 was 14 years ago | + 24 more | 24 Feb 2023
Feb 24, 2023
Locks turn doors into walls. | + 28 more | 23 Feb 2023
Feb 23, 2023
Speech is a modified exhale. | + 26 more | 22 Feb 2023
Feb 22, 2023
A butterfly is a worm on a kite. | + 26 more | 21 Feb 2023
Feb 21, 2023
A birthday cake is a candlelit meal. | + 24 more | 20 Feb 2023
Feb 20, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 19 February 2023
Feb 19, 2023
A ton of cars is only half a car | + 24 more | 19 Feb 2023
Feb 19, 2023
So much ink gets wasted on junk mail | + 28 more | 18 Feb 2023
Feb 18, 2023
Being positive is not always good. | + 24 more | 17 Feb 2023
Feb 17, 2023
They weren't sorry for party rocking | + 25 more | 16 Feb 2023
Feb 16, 2023
All holidays are made up | + 28 more | 15 Feb 2023
Feb 15, 2023
2023 is a bad year to be a hot air balloon pilot without a radio. | + 28 more | 14 Feb 2023
Feb 14, 2023
People who go to the Super Bowl don't get to watch the commercials. | + 26 more | 13 Feb 2023
Feb 13, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 12 February 2023
Feb 12, 2023
The skull is a brain cell | + 24 more | 12 Feb 2023
Feb 12, 2023
Heaven is a gated community. | + 24 more | 11 Feb 2023
Feb 11, 2023
Stamps are stickers with a job | + 27 more | 10 Feb 2023
Feb 10, 2023
Thermometers are speedometers for atoms | + 27 more | 09 Feb 2023
Feb 09, 2023
The zoo is the safest place to fart. | + 27 more | 08 Feb 2023
Feb 08, 2023
Van Wilder is Deadpool's college years. | + 25 more | 07 Feb 2023
Feb 07, 2023
Unlike Simba and Mufasa, Scar was actually a scientifically accurate portrayal of a male lion. | + 28 more | 06 Feb 2023
Feb 06, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 February 2023
Feb 05, 2023
An hourglass is a container of sand made from sand. | + 24 more | 05 Feb 2023
Feb 05, 2023
Your pet has a family tree. | + 24 more | 04 Feb 2023
Feb 04, 2023
It's a good thing farts aren't contagious like yawns. | + 26 more | 03 Feb 2023
Feb 03, 2023
Influencers are over rated salesmen. | + 26 more | 02 Feb 2023
Feb 02, 2023
That 90s Show is farther from the 90s than that 70s Show was from the 70s | + 25 more | 01 Feb 2023
Feb 01, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Month | January 2023
Feb 01, 2023
February is the most expensive month of rent. | + 26 more | 31 Jan 2023
Jan 31, 2023
We're all good at generating trash. | + 26 more | 30 Jan 2023
Jan 30, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 29 January 2023
Jan 29, 2023
Firefly and waterfall are opposites. | + 24 more | 29 Jan 2023
Jan 29, 2023
The only thing guaranteed in life is death | + 25 more | 28 Jan 2023
Jan 28, 2023
Plants can’t eat in the dark. | + 28 more | 27 Jan 2023
Jan 27, 2023
Synonym is an antonym for antonym. | + 28 more | 26 Jan 2023
Jan 26, 2023
James Bond lives a very glamorous life on a civil servant's salary | + 28 more | 25 Jan 2023
Jan 25, 2023
IKEA is the worlds biggest 3D puzzle store | + 25 more | 24 Jan 2023
Jan 24, 2023
Egging a house is expensive | + 25 more | 23 Jan 2023
Jan 23, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 22 January 2023
Jan 22, 2023
Billy Joel’s song Piano man actually has more harmonica in it than piano. | + 29 more | 22 Jan 2023
Jan 22, 2023
You can't know that you died | + 29 more | 21 Jan 2023
Jan 21, 2023
W begins with a D | + 29 more | 20 Jan 2023
Jan 20, 2023
There's always something above you | + 29 more | 19 Jan 2023
Jan 19, 2023
The 'b' in subtle is subtle. | + 29 more | 18 Jan 2023
Jan 18, 2023
Tortellini is inverted mac n cheese. | + 29 more | 17 Jan 2023
Jan 17, 2023
A Moustache is a lipbrow | + 29 more | 16 Jan 2023
Jan 16, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 15 January 2023
Jan 15, 2023
Vodka is potato juice | + 29 more | 15 Jan 2023
Jan 15, 2023
Yoda and Grover sound the same. | + 29 more | 14 Jan 2023
Jan 14, 2023
Humans are liquid cooled | + 29 more | 13 Jan 2023
Jan 13, 2023
The meaning of life is in the dictionary. | + 29 more | 12 Jan 2023
Jan 12, 2023
The 90s are the new vintage | + 29 more | 11 Jan 2023
Jan 11, 2023
Raincoats don't need to be washed. | + 16 more | 10 Jan 2023
Jan 10, 2023
Jet lag must be terrible in Star wars. | + 29 more | 09 Jan 2023
Jan 09, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 08 January 2023
Jan 08, 2023
We named ourselves humans | + 29 more | 08 Jan 2023
Jan 08, 2023
Your mum is your Spawn Point. | + 29 more | 07 Jan 2023
Jan 07, 2023
Placebo is pharmaceutical gaslighting | + 29 more | 06 Jan 2023
Jan 06, 2023
We use blinds to not get blinded | + 29 more | 05 Jan 2023
Jan 05, 2023
There are three sides to a coin. | + 29 more | 04 Jan 2023
Jan 04, 2023
Your chest is behind your back | + 29 more | 03 Jan 2023
Jan 03, 2023
2016 was 7 years ago. | + 29 more | 02 Jan 2023
Jan 02, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 01 January 2023
Jan 01, 2023
You can lick your own tongue. | + 29 more | 01 Jan 2023
Jan 01, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for 2022
Jan 01, 2023
Top Shower Thoughts for the Month | December 2022
Jan 01, 2023
Your body has a mind of its own. | + 29 more | 31 Dec 2022
Dec 31, 2022
The brain has a frame rate | + 29 more | 30 Dec 2022
Dec 30, 2022
Egg nog is milk's sexy older sister. | + 29 more | 29 Dec 2022
Dec 29, 2022
History is a game of telephone. | + 29 more | 28 Dec 2022
Dec 28, 2022
Billionaires are the modern dragon. | + 29 more | 27 Dec 2022
Dec 27, 2022
Nothing rhymes with something. | + 29 more | 26 Dec 2022
Dec 26, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 25 December 2022
Dec 25, 2022
Glitter is art's STD | + 29 more | 25 Dec 2022
Dec 25, 2022
The class of 2040 is alive… | + 29 more | 24 Dec 2022
Dec 24, 2022
Winter happens twice a year | + 29 more | 23 Dec 2022
Dec 23, 2022
A cordless mouse is a hamster | + 29 more | 22 Dec 2022
Dec 22, 2022
You're late only if you do show up. | + 29 more | 21 Dec 2022
Dec 21, 2022
There's no grape ice cream. | + 29 more | 20 Dec 2022
Dec 20, 2022
Mrs. Clause never spends Christmas with her husband. | + 29 more | 19 Dec 2022
Dec 19, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 18 December 2022
Dec 18, 2022
You never hear about spicy salads | + 29 more | 18 Dec 2022
Dec 18, 2022
All trashbags are trash | + 29 more | 17 Dec 2022
Dec 17, 2022
Jumping is pushing Earth away | + 29 more | 16 Dec 2022
Dec 16, 2022
Coffee is bean broth | + 29 more | 15 Dec 2022
Dec 15, 2022
Musical chairs is a battle royal game | + 29 more | 14 Dec 2022
Dec 14, 2022
Cheetos are edible corn foam | + 29 more | 13 Dec 2022
Dec 13, 2022
Electric lawnmowers are so considerate | + 29 more | 12 Dec 2022
Dec 12, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 11 December 2022
Dec 11, 2022
A calzone is a giant dumpling | + 29 more | 11 Dec 2022
Dec 11, 2022
July to November spells Jason | + 29 more | 10 Dec 2022
Dec 10, 2022
The brain named itself. | + 29 more | 09 Dec 2022
Dec 09, 2022
Businesses shop for shopping carts. | + 29 more | 08 Dec 2022
Dec 08, 2022
Teslas get 0 miles per gallon. | + 29 more | 07 Dec 2022
Dec 07, 2022
The Sims 2 was 18 years ago | + 29 more | 06 Dec 2022
Dec 06, 2022
Most men get their first flowers at their funeral. | + 29 more | 05 Dec 2022
Dec 05, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 04 December 2022
Dec 04, 2022
The guy who killed Bruce Wayne's parents saved thousands of lives. | + 29 more | 04 Dec 2022
Dec 04, 2022
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971 and encouraged kids to lick walls. Lead paint was outlawed 7 years later. | + 29 more | 03 Dec 2022
Dec 03, 2022
Santa does not have just one night to deliver all the presents, he technically has 24 hours. | + 29 more | 02 Dec 2022
Dec 02, 2022
Spotify Wrapped is one of the most genius ideas where Spotify just gets free marketing by letting people share with everyone. | + 29 more | 01 Dec 2022
Dec 01, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Month | November 2022
Dec 01, 2022
Ice water refills itself. | + 29 more | 30 Nov 2022
Nov 30, 2022
Dogs fall in love with their kidnappers. | + 29 more | 29 Nov 2022
Nov 29, 2022
Jello is flavored thick water. | + 29 more | 28 Nov 2022
Nov 28, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 27 November 2022
Nov 27, 2022
Skinny people have less skin | + 29 more | 27 Nov 2022
Nov 27, 2022
Thanksgiving is about being thankful for what you have, black Friday is about wanting more, instead of being thankful. | + 29 more | 26 Nov 2022
Nov 26, 2022
Acronyms don’t need dots anymore | + 29 more | 25 Nov 2022
Nov 25, 2022
Humans are already littering on other planets | + 29 more | 24 Nov 2022
Nov 24, 2022
Soccer must be the most painful sport on the planet of you go by the reactions of players on the field. | + 29 more | 23 Nov 2022
Nov 23, 2022
It’s impossible to skip breakfast | + 29 more | 22 Nov 2022
Nov 22, 2022
Wikipedia provides more good to the world for less than $8 a month | + 29 more | 21 Nov 2022
Nov 21, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 20 November 2022
Nov 20, 2022
A semicolon is larger than a colon. | + 29 more | 20 Nov 2022
Nov 20, 2022
Old you is younger than you | + 29 more | 19 Nov 2022
Nov 19, 2022
Horses are sports cows | + 29 more | 18 Nov 2022
Nov 18, 2022
Someone has probably farted so hard they died. | + 29 more | 17 Nov 2022
Nov 17, 2022
We did Pluto dirty | + 29 more | 16 Nov 2022
Nov 16, 2022
Brightness is volume for your eyes | + 29 more | 15 Nov 2022
Nov 15, 2022
Arcades are a way for children to gamble legally | + 29 more | 14 Nov 2022
Nov 14, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 13 November 2022
Nov 13, 2022
Life is a pyramid scheme. | + 29 more | 13 Nov 2022
Nov 13, 2022
Zuckerberg makes Crispin Glover seem normal. | + 29 more | 12 Nov 2022
Nov 12, 2022
Wendy is Ronald's sister. | + 29 more | 11 Nov 2022
Nov 11, 2022
Spiders are nature's 3D printer. | + 29 more | 10 Nov 2022
Nov 10, 2022
The Sun has no shadow | + 29 more | 09 Nov 2022
Nov 09, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 06 November 2022
Nov 06, 2022
Eggs are also meatballs | + 29 more | 06 Nov 2022
Nov 06, 2022
The older we are, the quieter we cry | + 29 more | 05 Nov 2022
Nov 05, 2022
Sauce is paint for your tastebuds | + 29 more | 04 Nov 2022
Nov 04, 2022
Raisins are grape jerky | + 29 more | 03 Nov 2022
Nov 03, 2022
You are more attractive than you think | + 29 more | 02 Nov 2022
Nov 02, 2022
The Michelin Man is a tire elemental | + 29 more | 01 Nov 2022
Nov 01, 2022
All babies speak the same language | + 29 more | 31 Oct 2022
Oct 31, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 30 October 2022
Oct 30, 2022
$5 is the new $1 | + 29 more | 30 Oct 2022
Oct 30, 2022
Body Odor is natural perfume. | + 29 more | 29 Oct 2022
Oct 29, 2022
Alphabet soup in Japan must be wild | + 29 more | 28 Oct 2022
Oct 28, 2022
No one ever washes their chip clips. | + 29 more | 27 Oct 2022
Oct 27, 2022
You don't make friends with salad. | + 27 more | 26 Oct 2022
Oct 26, 2022
Robots are skeletons to androids | + 29 more | 25 Oct 2022
Oct 25, 2022
Pringles are tongue shaped | + 29 more | 24 Oct 2022
Oct 24, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 23 October 2022
Oct 23, 2022
Elevators don’t have music anymore. | + 29 more | 23 Oct 2022
Oct 23, 2022
We're closer to 2070 than 1970 | + 29 more | 22 Oct 2022
Oct 22, 2022
Almost every drug is vegan | + 19 more | 21 Oct 2022
Oct 21, 2022
Eggs are animal seeds | + 29 more | 20 Oct 2022
Oct 20, 2022
Unclipped toenails drive sock sales | + 29 more | 19 Oct 2022
Oct 19, 2022
Lego products are technically open source | + 29 more | 18 Oct 2022
Oct 18, 2022
Birds can double jump | + 29 more | 17 Oct 2022
Oct 17, 2022
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 16 October 2022
Oct 16, 2022
A lot of older civilizations probably never saw ice. | + 29 more | 16 Oct 2022
Oct 16, 2022
You’ve probably set multiple world records for things no one’s keeping track of in your lifetime. | + 29 more | 15 Oct 2022
Oct 15, 2022
Predator sees every fart. | + 29 more | 14 Oct 2022
Oct 14, 2022
Body language is real life Subtitles | + 29 more | 13 Oct 2022
Oct 13, 2022
Trees are taller water coolers. | + 29 more | 12 Oct 2022
Oct 12, 2022
Dying is scary but so is living infinitely. | + 29 more | 11 Oct 2022
Oct 11, 2022
All classical music you've heard have been covers. | + 29 more | 10 Oct 2022
Oct 10, 2022
You have more ancestors than your parents | + 29 more | 09 Oct 2022
Oct 09, 2022
Snape was an Incel. | + 29 more | 08 Oct 2022
Oct 08, 2022
For a dog, each human has a stink ID. | + 29 more | 07 Oct 2022
Oct 07, 2022
A surrogate mother is the ultimate organ donor. | + 29 more | 06 Oct 2022
Oct 06, 2022
Your feet smell, but your nose runs. | + 29 more | 05 Oct 2022
Oct 05, 2022
Sabrina the teenage witch is 43. | + 29 more | 04 Oct 2022
Oct 04, 2022
Language is man’s greatest invention | + 29 more | 03 Oct 2022
Oct 03, 2022
Chefs are DJs for food | + 28 more | 02 Oct 2022
Oct 02, 2022
You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | + 29 more | 01 Oct 2022
Oct 01, 2022
You are a hair printer | + 29 more | 30 Sep 2022
Sep 30, 2022
Real Life is pay to win | + 29 more | 29 Sep 2022
Sep 29, 2022
Children's movies are ranked based on reviews by adults. | + 29 more | 28 Sep 2022
Sep 28, 2022
An empty bottle is still full of air | + 29 more | 27 Sep 2022
Sep 27, 2022
You fall asleep by pretending to sleep. | + 29 more | 26 Sep 2022
Sep 26, 2022
August is the Sunday of summer. | + 29 more | 25 Sep 2022
Sep 25, 2022
Ribs are pork on the cob. | + 29 more | 24 Sep 2022
Sep 24, 2022
Most people are homemade. | + 29 more | 23 Sep 2022
Sep 23, 2022
doors are always in use | + 29 more | 22 Sep 2022
Sep 22, 2022
The letter W starts with a D | + 29 more | 21 Sep 2022
Sep 21, 2022
The sun doesn't have a shadow. | + 29 more | 20 Sep 2022
Sep 20, 2022
Chocolate is a fruit flavor | + 29 more | 19 Sep 2022
Sep 19, 2022
Reality TV is the most inaccurate TV genre | + 29 more | 18 Sep 2022
Sep 18, 2022
Everything was handmade before 1800 | + 29 more | 17 Sep 2022
Sep 17, 2022
All milk is breast milk. | + 29 more | 16 Sep 2022
Sep 16, 2022
Technically, all online art is pixel art. | + 29 more | 15 Sep 2022
Sep 15, 2022
Mint is spicy but cold | + 29 more | 14 Sep 2022
Sep 14, 2022
Gasoline isn’t a gas. | + 29 more | 13 Sep 2022
Sep 13, 2022
Growing old must feel very lonely | + 29 more | 12 Sep 2022
Sep 12, 2022
Most stick men are black. | + 29 more | 11 Sep 2022
Sep 11, 2022
The queen just spoiled the end of The Crown | + 29 more | 10 Sep 2022
Sep 10, 2022
10 thoughts on Queen Elizabeth II | + 19 more | 09 Sep 2022
Sep 09, 2022
Wordle is Hangman for adults | + 29 more | 08 Sep 2022
Sep 08, 2022
Egg salad is really chicken salad. | + 29 more | 07 Sep 2022
Sep 07, 2022
Joji is Billie Eilish for dudes | + 29 more | 06 Sep 2022
Sep 06, 2022
Soda is liquid candy. | + 29 more | 05 Sep 2022
Sep 05, 2022
Sleep is death just being shy | + 29 more | 04 Sep 2022
Sep 04, 2022
You will either live forever or die trying. | + 29 more | 03 Sep 2022
Sep 03, 2022
Quebec is the Wario of France. | + 29 more | 02 Sep 2022
Sep 02, 2022
You can eat a noodle through straw | + 29 more | 01 Sep 2022
Sep 01, 2022
A bad haircut grows on you | + 29 more | 31 Aug 2022
Aug 31, 2022
Sucks to be the early worm. | + 29 more | 30 Aug 2022
Aug 30, 2022
Finland is 1 country away from North Korea. | + 29 more | 29 Aug 2022
Aug 29, 2022
Technically, a taser is a power bank | + 29 more | 28 Aug 2022
Aug 28, 2022
Dating apps are made to be deleted | + 29 more | 27 Aug 2022
Aug 27, 2022
Seals are dog mermaids. | + 29 more | 26 Aug 2022
Aug 26, 2022
Salt is the ultimate spice | + 29 more | 25 Aug 2022
Aug 25, 2022
There’s only one in lonely. | + 29 more | 24 Aug 2022
Aug 24, 2022
TheSims series is a dollhouse simulator. | + 29 more | 23 Aug 2022
Aug 23, 2022
People with ADHD have idle animations. | + 29 more | 22 Aug 2022
Aug 22, 2022
Baby butterflies don’t exist. | + 29 more | 21 Aug 2022
Aug 21, 2022
You don’t really see old cows | + 29 more | 20 Aug 2022
Aug 20, 2022
Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 29 more | 19 Aug 2022
Aug 19, 2022
All birds are pilots | + 29 more | 18 Aug 2022
Aug 18, 2022
Your nipples are older than your teeth. | + 29 more | 17 Aug 2022
Aug 17, 2022
Life has a 100% mortality rate | + 29 more | 16 Aug 2022
Aug 16, 2022
No one has ever survived life | + 29 more | 15 Aug 2022
Aug 15, 2022
Unicycles are all wheel drive. | + 29 more | 14 Aug 2022
Aug 14, 2022
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 29 more | 13 Aug 2022
Aug 13, 2022
Hot tubs are human soup. | + 29 more | 12 Aug 2022
Aug 12, 2022
Crust is bread armor. | + 29 more | 11 Aug 2022
Aug 11, 2022
Edibles are food that make you MORE hungry. | + 29 more | 10 Aug 2022
Aug 10, 2022
USB killers are serial killers | + 29 more | 09 Aug 2022
Aug 09, 2022
Minions don’t have nipples | + 29 more | 08 Aug 2022
Aug 08, 2022
The word crackhead is gender neutral | + 29 more | 07 Aug 2022
Aug 07, 2022
Most grandparents are orphans | + 29 more | 06 Aug 2022
Aug 06, 2022
ZZ Top’s alter ego is AA Bottom | + 29 more | 05 Aug 2022
Aug 05, 2022
Nachos are chip salad | + 29 more | 04 Aug 2022
Aug 04, 2022
Cows never get to drink cold milk. | + 15 more | 03 Aug 2022
Aug 03, 2022
Ice tastes different than water | + 24 more | 02 Aug 2022
Aug 02, 2022
Humans are faster when sitting. | + 24 more | 01 Aug 2022
Aug 01, 2022
Rock bottom is firm ground. | + 24 more | 31 Jul 2022
Jul 31, 2022
There is no actual donkey in the Donkey Kong game. | + 24 more | 30 Jul 2022
Jul 30, 2022
Dirt isn’t really that cheap. | + 24 more | 29 Jul 2022
Jul 29, 2022
As an adult, surprises tend to be bad | + 24 more | 28 Jul 2022
Jul 28, 2022
Leaves are Solar Panels | + 24 more | 27 Jul 2022
Jul 27, 2022
Snowboarding is technically a water sport | + 19 more | 26 Jul 2022
Jul 26, 2022
Washing your car is a losing battle. | + 19 more | 25 Jul 2022
Jul 25, 2022
Birds swim in gas. | + 19 more | 24 Jul 2022
Jul 24, 2022
Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 19 more | 23 Jul 2022
Jul 23, 2022
Bananas are fruit sausages | + 19 more | 22 Jul 2022
Jul 22, 2022
Sometimes it’s ok to be the NPC and not the main character | + 19 more | 21 Jul 2022
Jul 21, 2022
Socks are your own personal carpet. | + 19 more | 20 Jul 2022
Jul 20, 2022
Texting and driving signs aren't generally seen by their intended audience | + 14 more | 19 Jul 2022
Jul 19, 2022
Being rich only feels special if most people are poor | + 14 more | 18 Jul 2022
Jul 18, 2022
Breastfeeding babies are at the top of the food chain. | + 14 more | 17 Jul 2022
Jul 17, 2022
All bleeding will stop eventually | + 14 more | 16 Jul 2022
Jul 16, 2022
Society collectively forgot about the selfie stick | + 14 more | 15 Jul 2022
Jul 15, 2022
Birds grow on trees | + 14 more | 14 Jul 2022
Jul 14, 2022
The universe has a birthday | + 14 more | 13 Jul 2022
Jul 13, 2022
Every race is a minority somewhere in the world. | + 14 more | 12 Jul 2022
Jul 12, 2022
It's game over even if you won the game | + 14 more | 11 Jul 2022
Jul 11, 2022
Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least. | + 14 more | 10 Jul 2022
Jul 10, 2022
Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might be very different. | + 14 more | 09 Jul 2022
Jul 09, 2022
In the Toy Story universe the Muppets probably sound and act different than they're portrayed on TV. | + 14 more | 08 Jul 2022
Jul 08, 2022
Donkey just kind of assumed that Shrek owned a waffle iron. | + 14 more | 07 Jul 2022
Jul 07, 2022
There are no pictures in all of Star Wars. | + 14 more | 06 Jul 2022
Jul 06, 2022
Everyone tries to park next to the supermarket entrance but it makes more sense to park next to the grocery cart corral. | + 14 more | 05 Jul 2022
Jul 05, 2022
As a parent of 2 boys, the most unbelievable thing about Toy Story isn’t that the toys talk, but how well Andy has treated his toys over the years. | + 14 more | 04 Jul 2022
Jul 04, 2022
So many of us doomscroll and consume negative content that angers us or saddens us because negative emotion is better than no emotion at all | + 14 more | 03 Jul 2022
Jul 03, 2022
Deleting only the icon to give the impression you deleted a program won’t fool next generation parents | + 14 more | 02 Jul 2022
Jul 02, 2022
Anything you may do as a hobby, someone does professionally and earns their living that way. | + 14 more | 01 Jul 2022
Jul 01, 2022
Eight Fast and Furious movies and not once did they stop for gas. | + 14 more | 30 Jun 2022
Jun 30, 2022
Very few people want to solve problems, they just want to make enough money that the problems don’t affect them. | + 14 more | 29 Jun 2022
Jun 29, 2022
Tears are the only form of bodily fluid from other people, that most people aren’t disgusted by. | + 14 more | 28 Jun 2022
Jun 28, 2022