If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
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Sep 26, 2023
Have you ever wanted to Live Màs? Have you ever wanted to have someone rope their friends into a quiz judging their whiteness? Do you want people to spend several minutes talking about a JPEG you can't see? Do you want to hear people get very specific about different places around the LA area with no context? Well this is the podcast for you!
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Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed.
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Normal Week
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Jul 27, 2026 |
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Smooth Week
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Jul 20, 2026 |
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Teen Week
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Jul 13, 2026 |
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Week Week
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Jul 06, 2026 |
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Who Domed Buzz Lightyear?
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Jun 29, 2026 |
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Ep. 187 Bonus: Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-Fu: The Home Game
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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Horse of the Year
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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Aaahh!!! Real Judo
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Jun 15, 2026 |
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Til Death Do You Straight
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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Hails or Teads
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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ABC vs NBC: Mark of the Millennium 2001
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May 25, 2026 |
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The Scions of the Tool Man
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May 18, 2026 |
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Pastor Princess
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May 11, 2026 |
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Reconstruction Indicator
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May 04, 2026 |
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All Women Are Related
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Apr 27, 2026 |
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Hiding Under Desks Was Better Than This
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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1-900-SMUT-BUSTERS
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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John's Razors
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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The Wilt Chamberlain of Elevators
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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Fix Your Back or Die
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Spoonworthy
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Michael Tiddes
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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The Andrew Dice Clay Episode
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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On This Week’s 'The Pitt'
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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The Duggler
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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The Janitor at Munger Hall
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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The Spider That Lives in My PlayStation
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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Why Aren’t I the Limbo Queen?
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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Erogenous Jones
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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Betty Boop Ideas
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Mouth Heaven
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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League of Extraordinary Smiths
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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The Big Loud Fox Jumps Over the Crazy Straw
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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P15S 4G
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Michael’s Milk: Welcome to Dairy
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Michael's Milk
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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The Characters Welcome Era
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Miles "Tim" Prower
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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Megan Thee Stiltwalker
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Chewbacca Lifespan
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Sorkin My Peanits
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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I Don’t Have to Date the Donut Shop
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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The PLT
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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9/11 Never Forget Special 2
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Decorative Snake, That Was
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Sorghum & The Famous Chicken
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Steak Though? Steak?
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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The Great Canadian-Off
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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List of Bean Head Cartoons
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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CloneFL
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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The Sand Eating Competition
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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Gimmick Month: The Great White Off 2025
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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Gimmick Month: Candy Week
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Gimmick Month: Oops, Other People's Gimmicks
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Gimmick Month: Quiz Week
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Jul 14, 2025 |
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Gimmick Month: PBS Week
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Jul 07, 2025 |
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The Knife Man Commeth
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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Mormon Dentist of Salt Lake City
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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merritt Saw the Creature
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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Jake: Origins
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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More Burger Music
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Jun 02, 2025 |
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Ahh!! It's Not Hot!!!
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May 26, 2025 |
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Wokelock
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May 19, 2025 |
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Gasoline Pie
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May 12, 2025 |
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Monkey Breeders List - Digital File
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May 05, 2025 |
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With My Mouth Hand
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Facts About 'The Pitt'
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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To Us, You’re Already Bald
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Hey King, You Are the King
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Adventures Doomsday
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Rat Bar
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Blood Laundering
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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All Women (Plus Tony)
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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You’re a Wild Rebel Sexy Hot Adult Woman
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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The No Clean List
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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This Machine Knocks Big Glasses of Water Over
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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shoes.help
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Signs of Depression in My Chicken???
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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They Got a New Woman
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Horse Crushed! At the Breast Ska
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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FolgersCast Episode 1
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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H-O-T-T-O-T-O
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Which Birds Are Catholic
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Dolo & Ganbana
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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Van Helsing's Orb
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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The Beach That Makes You Sell Your Spit
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Where's Vatican 2?
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Brazilian Butt Life
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Four Swipes to Get to House
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Pat's Gone
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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So It’s a Lot Like Scrubs?
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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JOMO
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Harry's Law
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Neo Hamburger
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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The Magnificent Albertsons
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Subjective Pleasantness Index
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Your Own Piss on Your Own Terms
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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Thicker Kool-Aid
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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You Love to See It
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Dumb Sh*t My Grandson Loves
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Aug 02, 2024 |
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Good Doctor, Young Sheldon
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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St. Homo's Private School
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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How Old Is Walt Disney When He “Comes Out”
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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Y tu tennis también
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Primitives by Kathy Box
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Shronker (Second Annual White Off)
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Master Chief Beach Week
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Meat the Plants
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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How Much to Make the The Mask (1994) Mask Work
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May 31, 2024 |
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The Shameful Crunching Bird
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May 24, 2024 |
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Dwyane Wade’s Woke Cube
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May 17, 2024 |
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The Artist’s Dilemma
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May 10, 2024 |
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Functionally Identical to One Another
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May 03, 2024 |
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Grandson
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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I Want to Give You $700
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Ducks in the Hood
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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Demonstration of Licking, Eating, and Drinking
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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I Want to Eat Metal
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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A Million Monkeys Typing in a Room
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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What Can You Do with a Giraffe
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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Body Part of a White Person
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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Adult Woman Pageant
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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I'll Eat Your Onions?
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Lest I Piss on My Dog
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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2 for $2X
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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Give a Kid, Take a Kid
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Sorry You Missed Me
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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Movies Tagged ‘Hole’
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Baby Deodorant
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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Mouseketeers, Alive and Dead
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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From Your Friends at Mc.P.P
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Drivey's Ed. (UNLOCKED 2022 PATREON HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!)
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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Toys for Men Mastabator
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Gamblit Drinks His Own Juice
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Brad's Drink
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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The Ballad of Chevy Chase
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Jigsaw’s Throat Spa
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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Digimon: Digital Monkey
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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EXCLUSIVE: Normal Dick!
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Here’s a Question I Have About Steroids
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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11 Biting Incidents
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Jeff Daniels the Whole Time
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Uber Driver with Bubonic Plague Sucked Me Off????!!?!
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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Niki Sends a Deranged Email to an Accomplished Visual Effects Artist
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Lost My Vape
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Tunnels Is the Vibe When Funerals Is the Vibe
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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It Looks Like a Bog Dog
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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So You Think We Can Drive
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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8 Kids Bedroom Design
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Gordon Ramsay’s Real Ass
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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2023 Hunktears Yaoi Quiz Spectacular
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Cathleen Karate
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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“Weird Al” Geria
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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constitution_final_real.txt
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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Smooth Week 2023
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Erykah Badu Sand Magic
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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The 2023 Corrections & Apologies Episode
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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The First Annual White Off
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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Tounge-y Hawk’s Pro Skater
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Smeagolwatch
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May 26, 2023 |
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CharlLLLLLLston
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May 19, 2023 |
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Dream Of Shrimp in the River
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May 12, 2023 |
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What’s at Bank? Fruit.
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May 05, 2023 |
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Shard on Barble in the Bable Chamber
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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Which Side Was the Cannon On?
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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Creams Creams Creams Creams Creams Creams
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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Protect Yourself From Becoming
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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SXSW²: All Dogs Go to Heaven
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Rugrats Ego Death
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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Dig Doug (Feat. Young Driller)
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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The Ghost Union
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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1-888-377-3773
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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LIVE From the Cheesecake Factory
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Dick & Click's Chicken
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Way to Go, Jinger
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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Shrek's Constitutional Rights
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Shriek the Screaming Skeleton
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Snorkleman
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Wizard of Monty Christo
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Also Zack Zathura
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Avatar 4: Grohm Jabar
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Chegg, Cregg, Gregg or Pegg
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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Education City and Niki Grayson Birthday Special
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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Ask Your Dickensian Girlfriend Anything!
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Palm Desert Boguscon
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Twitter Memorial Special
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Prenatal Pasta Sauce
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Trailer
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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The Royal You
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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The Monster Times
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Alexa, I’m Ready To Whac Off
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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The Hopping At Picnic Time
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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The Ass Punt
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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PP Loan
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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The Double Punch
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Oct 07, 2022 |