Crunch Wears No Pants
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Episodes: 143
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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.
| Episode | Date |
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THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!
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May 11, 2026 |
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The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson
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May 06, 2026 |
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INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!
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May 05, 2026 |
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THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX
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May 01, 2026 |
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EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6
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May 01, 2026 |
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INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE
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Apr 24, 2026 |
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Katy Winge from AltitudeTV joins the pod to tell us "Nuggets in Sixish"
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First Time in Forever, Ant + Jaden Injuries, Ayo Donsumu is a God amongst Men
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Apr 03, 2026 |
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The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with Andrew Dukowitz)
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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The Game of Thrones Draft
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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EMERGENCY POD: KYLE ANDERSON IS BACK
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Let's Argue about Julius Randle
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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Ant to Atlanta, The Green Guys Draft, and Chelanga's Backlog of Takes with Chelanga Langason
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye, Mike (for now)
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Minnesota Gianniswolves
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Trade Deadline Targets, Chris Finch Dynasty Killer, Rudy's 5th DPOTY, Brief My Neighbor Totoro Tangent
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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The Vibes are Rancid! Who Should We Trade?
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Jan 02, 2026 |
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A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the Wolves Roster
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Dec 25, 2025 |
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KG's back, Karl's back, and WolvesBoxScores is Back
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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The Sports Video Game Draft
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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OKC Win Post Game Reaction | Chris Finch, Ant Heroics, Mr. Pibb, Honey for Bones
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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BONE ZONE DOMAIN EXPANSION + GOOSEBUMPS
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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Are the Wolves bad?
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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In Arena Music Selections with Timberwolves Music Directors Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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JULIUS RANDLE KNOWS ABOUT GOOSEBUMPS
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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The Wolves Twitter Civil War, Ja Morant, and the Goosebumps Conspiracy
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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The Hunt for Meaningful Insights (four games into the season)
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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WE ENTERED THE BONE ZONE! Season Opener Reaction Pod
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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WolvesFest 2025 Live Show (with JakesGraphs, Dane Moore, and Kyle Theige)
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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Season Over/Unders With Kyle Theige
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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Two Words: Super Show | Pre-Season Buy, Hold, Sell
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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QUEEN PHEE AND THE TREES
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Lynx Advance, Alanna (co) DPOTY, Bones Hyland, and the future of Star Wars and Marvel
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (With Craig Smith)
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Prowl DOES Wear Pants (with Andrew Dukowitz)
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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The DiJonai Carrington Trade, Uncle Tim, and a thrilling RWOW
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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STUDBUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Nickeil Alexander Walker: We Will Love You Forever
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Jul 07, 2025 |
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No KD trade news means today's episode is a Jurassic World: Rebirth Review
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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Kevin Durant Trade Chatter, A SCOOP, and Jordan's Dad
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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The Third Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Chris Hine joins to discuss his new book "Ant" and Mariah Carey
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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The Season Comes to a Close + What the Offseason Has in Store + Wow Phee is so good
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May 30, 2025 |
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Griftgate 2025, BenchMobBrickgate 2025, and Unpacking Game 1 of the WCF
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May 22, 2025 |
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THE TIMBERWOLVES RETURN TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
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May 16, 2025 |
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A Voice for the Voiceless: Lakers recap, Second Round Preview, the Respect Bit, and The Giver
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May 06, 2025 |
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HEY LAKERS SUBREDDIT, WHAT HAPPENED?!
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Lakers series thusfar & Jordan's Horrific Experience with a Celtics fan
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Apr 25, 2025 |
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Michael Beasley RWOW Deep Dive!
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Julius Randle and Joe Ingles are Nice Guys! With Andrew Dukowitz!
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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Reactions to the Nuggets Game, The BRAWL, and our Iowa Wolves Experience
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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Obi Toppin is ruining the 2024-25 Minnesota Timberwolves Season
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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MICHAEL GRADY REFERENCED "GOOSEBUMPS"
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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The Return of DDV + Julius Randle | Five Year Timberwolves Projection
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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The Young Wolves Revolution + Fiber to the Fish House Live Episode with Chelanga!
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Brandon is lightly back?
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Brandon has given up on your 2024-25 Minnesota Timberwolves
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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Trade Deadline Preview
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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JORDAN DYE JOINS FOR GUESTUARY
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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Post Game Reaction to the 108-106 Victory over the Clippers
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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WE'RE SO BACK
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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It's so Over
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Karl-Anthony Towns Returns to Target Center Tomorrow and We're Not Ready for It
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Timberwolves Finding Their Stride? PLUS the return of TIMBERTALES
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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FUNCTIONAL MORON IS IN THE STUDIO
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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The Vibes are: NOT GREAT
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME + The "Julius or Randle" Draft
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Britt Robson joins the show to discuss *that* tweet
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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Evaluating the early Season + Awarding "Naz Reid Games"
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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The Official Pod of Julius Randle Bullyball Enjoyers
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Game 1 Reactions + The Grinch + The Sons Draft with Chelanga Langason
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Season Predictions and Over/Unders + Mid-2000s talk with Jack from Bad Angle Basketball
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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The Lynx are in the Finals + Wolves Things Bracket
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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The Timberwolves traded Karl-Anthony Towns and we're SAD
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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The Lynx are Insane, City Edition Leaks, and a Mailbag with JakesGraphs
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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Goodbyes & Hellos + The Fandom Draft
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Draft Talk, Lynx Chatter, Over/Under Reviews, Criston Cole
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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The Second Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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THE TIMBERWOLVES WIN GAME FOUR TO TAKE A COMMANDING 1-3 DEFICIT IN THE WCF! IT WAS WRITTEN
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May 29, 2024 |
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Mavericks Series Preview + Nuggets In Memoriam Segment
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May 22, 2024 |
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE, THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS IN GAME 7
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May 20, 2024 |
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THE TIMBERWOLVES OBLITERATE THE NUGGETS IN GAME 6
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May 17, 2024 |
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GAME 2: BELT 2 ASS ON THE REIGNING CHAMPION DENVER NUGGETS
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May 07, 2024 |
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Nuggets Playoff Match Up + The Suns In Memoriam
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May 03, 2024 |
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THE TIMBERWOLVES SWEEP THE PHOENIX SUNS AND ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2004
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Game 2 Recap: Three Things We Love to See
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Game 2 vs Suns Preview and the Wolves Things Draft with Kyle Theige
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Game 1 Recap + Player by Player Analysis
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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6 things a Phoenix Suns fan hates about the Suns with Auggie 5000
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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KAT's tenure on the Wolves depends on the Suns series + the Moon Draft + Were Penguins in the Bible
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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The Naz Reid Episode + Is Godzilla a hyper-libertarian? + Who we want to own the Timberwolves besides Glen Taylor
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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FREE THE TIMBERWOLVES OF CAPITALIST RESTRAINTS!
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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We Still Exist and Ant is Still so Good + Cast a Wolf: DUNE EDITION
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Nikola Pekovic Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Luke Ridnour Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Wolves Twitter Meltdown + omg the Wolves are so good + The Fictional Player Buyout
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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In Defense of Kyle Anderson, Trade Deadline Reactions, and Luigi is a bad guy with Chelanga Langason
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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KAT AND ANT ARE ALL STARS + The Shark Tank Trade Machine
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Claire de Lune plants her flag as a (cautiously optimistic) TIMBERWOLVES BELIEVER
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Dane Moore sold a massage chair to Theo Ratliff
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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MC Jon B discusses Crunch, the team's growth in Abu-Dhabi, and more + the Star Wars Starting Five Draft
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE + Timberwolves What If's
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Goodbye to You, Vit Krejci
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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KAT and NAW are so good + the Birds Draft
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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The Fix for the Timberwolves' Bench Offensive Woes + What Former Wolf Role Player Would You Add to This Roster
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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The Rudy Gobert Apology Episode + The Same First Name as the Starters Draft lol
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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Cast a Wolf, In Defense of Banning Stupid Charges, and TROY BROWN JR
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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The Sustainability of the Wolves' Success (Pt.2), Things We're Thankful For, and Mad Thibs with WOLVESHOTBOXSCORES
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Wolves Beyond: Live from the Back of the Top the Tater Van
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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Reasons to Believe in Sustained Timberwolves Success + the Return of Timbertales
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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THE HOWLER EPISODE + The Frankenplayer Draft
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Season Predictions and the Wolves Things Bracket
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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Scoops that Never Were, the Big Things Draft, and Yearly Over/Unders with Paul Lambert
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Live Show Pizza Party Extravaganza with Jon Krawczynski and Jake's Graphs at Parkway Pizza
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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Vit Krejci, Shake Milton's Birthday Cake, and The Worst Vibes Draft
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Supershow Extravaganza
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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The Official Crunch Wears No Pants Season End No Pants Allowed Recognition Segment Award Show! + Jaden Snub + Has the healing nature of time changed our thoughts on the season?
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May 24, 2023 |
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What do the Wolves do now? Reflection on the 2022-23 Season, the Two Bigs Experiment, Our Fav Moments, Offseason Theories
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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Attempted Silver Linings of Game 1 vs the Nuggets, Play In Successes, and Jamal Murray's Instagram
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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The Wolves Have Never Been As Back As They Are At This Exact Moment
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Do We Want the Smoke? Playoffs Edition, Crunch's Intervention, and Kyle Anderson/Ed Malloy/Barbecue Sauce Infidelity Saga
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Frank Garza joins to talk about Luka and the parallels between basketball and life, plus the debut of our Timberwolves-themed AI generated Movie Scripts
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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The Timberwolves Dating Game + Our NEW Friend Mike Conley
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Making sense of All Star Snubs, National Media Bias, and the Last of Us with Chelanga Langason
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Reasons to Be Optimistic + The Wolves Villains Draft + Lifting the Trade Talk Embargo
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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New Year's Resolution for the Timberwolves V2
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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"Who is Rudy Gobert Dating Klay Thompson's Ex Girlfriend"
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Spicy Rudy, the Rise of Jaden, and the Wolves Twitter Draft (New and Improved with BLEEPS!)
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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MAILBAG: Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? AND MORE
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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SAVE THE DREAM! SAVE THE VIBES!
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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Salvaging the Vibes from a Rocky Season Kick Off
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Who's Hotter: Young Viserys Targaryen or Anthony Edwards?
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Just The Tip-Off
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Oct 07, 2022 |