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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier.
Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly).
No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse.
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Ep. 224 "Degloved Cheese Stick"
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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Ep. 223 "Lost & Found"
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Ep. 222 "Razor Rash"
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Ep. 221 "Bad Apple"
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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Ep. 220 "UFC 326 Breakdown"
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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Ep. 219 "Pluto Propaganda"
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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Ep. 218 "Spam Virginity"
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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Ep. 217 "Girth Brooks"
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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Ep. 216 "Cocaine Chihuahua"
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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Ep. 215 "Magic 8 ball"
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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Ep. 214 "Matsen Jasch - Cool Dad Collective"
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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Ep. 213 "Boy Kisser"
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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Ep. 212 "UFC 325 Breakdown"
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Jan 25, 2026 |
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Ep. 211 "Andrew Taylor - LiveCo"
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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Ep. 210 "Busy Beaver"
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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Ep. 209 "UFC 324 Breakdown"
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Jan 18, 2026 |
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Ep. 208 "Andy Quach - Hoey Farmer"
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Ep. 207 "Boiled Ham"
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Ep. 206 "Desley Robinson"
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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Ep. 205 "Bush Hanky"
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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Ep. 204 "My Wife's a Hottie"
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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Ep. 203 "Santa’s Watching"
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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Ep. 202 "Brad “The Weapon” Walton"
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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Ep. 201 "Homeslice"
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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Ep. 200 "The Creamy Boys"
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Ep. 199 "Kangaroo Ballsack"
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Ep. 198 "UFC 323 Breakdown"
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Ep. 197 "Matthew Parrino - MMAHotMic"
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Ep. 196 "Haze "The Huntsman" Hepi"
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Ep. 195 "Big Gay Dad"
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Ep. 194 "Ryan McCarthy"
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Ep. 193 "Rice Roulette"
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Ep. 192 "UFC 322 Breakdown"
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Ep. 191 "Pig Shooting"
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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Ep. 190 "Danny Mac"
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Ep. 189 "Grippy Girl"
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Ep. 188 "Glitched Out"
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Ep. 187 "UFC 321 Breakdown"
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Ep. 186 "Human Seahorse"
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Ep. 185 "Around The Ring"
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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Ep. 184 "Dog YouTube"
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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Ep. 183 "UFC 320 Breakdown"
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Ep. 182 "Rim Reaper"
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Ep. 181 "Tiny Little Bird"
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Ep. 180 “Retro Rugba Leeg"
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Ep. 179 "Creamy Daddy Window Kiss"
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Ep. 178 "Ring Fiddler"
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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Ep. 177 "Don’t Say That!"
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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Ep. 176 "Dirt Road Fingering"
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Ep. 175 “Pat Brennan"
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Ep. 174 "CheeseBonger"
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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Ep. 173 "UFC 319 Breakdown"
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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Ep. 172 "Cuck for a Cunnie"
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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Ep. 171 "Dirty Neck Beards"
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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Ep. 170 "Grip Yo Tongue"
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Ep. 169 "Beard Oil Bench Press"
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Ep. 168 "UFC 318 Breakdown"
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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Ep. 167 "White Boy Winter"
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Jul 14, 2025 |
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Ep. 166 “Jesse Parkin"
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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Ep. 165 "Coin Gum"
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Jul 07, 2025 |
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Ep. 164 "Daddy Day Cast"
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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Ep. 163 "UFC 317 Breakdown"
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Ep. 162 "Cyclamen"
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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Ep. 161 "Cooking For Christ"
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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Ep. 160 "Left Hand Handshake"
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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Ep. 159 "UFC 316 Breakdown"
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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Ep. 158 "Edit Your Manhole" with The OG's
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Jun 02, 2025 |
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Ep. 157 "Epifunny"
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May 26, 2025 |
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Ep. 156 "Scenically Rimmed"
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May 19, 2025 |
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Ep. 155 "Cone Of Shame"
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May 12, 2025 |
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Ep. 154 "UFC 315 Breakdown"
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May 07, 2025 |
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Ep. 153 "Luxury Sports Sedan"
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May 05, 2025 |
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Ep. 152 "Rubber Band Balls"
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Ep. 151 "Butt Cheeks Helicopter"
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Ep. 150 "Condom Connoisseur"
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Ep. 149 "UFC 314 Breakdown"
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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Ep. 148 "Dreamcatchers"
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Ep. 147 "The Unofficial Podcast Royale 2.0 Breakdown"
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Ep. 146 "Double Bouncing"
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Ep. 145 "Where Ya Goin' Thumb"
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Ep. 144 "Bear Spray"
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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Ep. 143 "Clench & Pull"
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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Ep. 142 "UFC 313 Breakdown"
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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Ep. 141 "Disgusting Mouth Sores"
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Ep. 140 “Ty Avery"
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Ep. 139 "Jeez Louise"
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Ep. 138 "Holding Our Bubbles"
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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Ep. 137 “Codie Grimsey"
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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Ep. 136 "Fat Fucking Pig"
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Ep. 135 "UFC 312 Breakdown"
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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Ep. 134 "Lube On The Wand"
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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Ep. 133 “The Nelson Twins"
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Ep. 132 "Paraplegic Chicken"
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Ep. 131 "Horse Meat Ding Dong"
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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Ep. 130 "UFC 311 Breakdown"
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Ep. 129 "Shun The Non-Believer"
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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Ep. 128 "Turns Out, It Can Get Worse..."
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Ep. 127 "I Know What I'm Eating"
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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Ep. 126 "Merry Fistmas"
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Ep. 125 "Kill Cosby"
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Ep. 124 "Cardio King"
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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Ep. 123 "UFC 310 Breakdown"
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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Ep. 122 "Zapped"
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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Ep. 121 "Mouse Hole"
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Ep. 120 "Brisbane's Biggie Smalls"
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Ep. 119 "N Word's In Newmarket"
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Ep. 118 "Let’s Make This Quick"
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Ep. 117 "Double Back Fisted"
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Ep. 116 "Win With The VIN"
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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Ep. 115 "Liquified Sandpaper"
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Ep. 114 "Wild Brumby"
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Ep. 113 "Just That One Thanks"
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Ep. 112 "Biebers Booty"
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Ep. 111 "Excessive Coaching and Kissing"
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Ep. 110 “Meraki” With Matt Carvosso
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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Ep. 109 "Shit In A Sauna"
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Ep. 108 “Too Far?” With Reid Willoughby and Kody Maverick
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Ep. 107 "Hey Big Boy"
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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Ep. 106 "Side Quest"
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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Ep. 105 "Dicks & Depression"
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Ep. 104 "Dropping A No No Word"
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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Ep. 103 "Coat My Throat"
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Ep. 102 "Goddamn Rizzly Bear"
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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Ep. 101 "Laters On The Menjay"
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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Ep. 100 "Emotional About Trump"
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Ep. 99 "Bit By A Goat"
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Ep. 98 "The Soul Movers" with Murray Cook & Lizzie Mack
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Ep. 97 "Acountabilibuddy"
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Ep. 96 "Spit On That Thang"
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Ep. 95 "Mostly Blokes"
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Ep. 94 "Nobody Likes a Soggy Chapstick"
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Ep. 93 "OMG, We're Going to Disneyland!"
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Ep. 92 "Fluffy Autistic Comfy Sheets"
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May 27, 2024 |
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Ep. 91 "The Ol' Bait n Switch"
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May 20, 2024 |
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Ep. 90 "Puppy Dog Eyes"
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May 13, 2024 |
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Ep. 89 "The Real Housewives Of Hip Hop"
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May 06, 2024 |
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Ep. 88 "So Hard The Skin Will Fall Off"
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Ep. 87 "Can’t Get Any Worse Casting Couch"
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Ep. 86 "Dana White Milked Me Dry"
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Ep. 85 "You're Doin Too Much Brah"
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Ep. 84 "Diddy Do It?"
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Ep. 83 "Thicc White Boy Waist"
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Ep. 82 "Pinky In A Leaky Canoe"
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Ep. 81 "Gettin' Rowdy With The Rat King"
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Ep. 80 "Mello & Me"
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Ep. 79 "Going On My Own Eras Tour!"
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Ep. 78 "My Million Dollar Deal with Spotify!"
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Ep. 77 "The Kanye West Of Comedy"
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Ep. 76 "We're Now In The Future Olden Days"
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Ep. 75 "Presenting Problems" with Paul Mamone & Scott Fowler
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Ep. 74 "Oh We Have Fun" with Nikita Missen
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Ep. 73 "Circumcised By A Toad Fish" with Mick Wells & Luke Lewis
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Ep. 72 "I'm Going To A Current Affair With It" with Matt Bishop
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Ep. 71 "What If I Get V**** Juice In My Mouth?" with Nikita Missen
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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Ep. 70 "Still Gushing"
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Ep. 69 "I Only Got To See One Dick"
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Ep. 68 "Dad, The Homeless Are Coming!"
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Ep. 67 "I Was Born In A Pool Brah" with Kody Maverick
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Ep. 66 "She's A Real Hoot" with Nikita Missen
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Ep. 65 "Hey I Want To Buy Some Caterpillars"
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Ep. 64 "You're a Grown Man, Don’t Say Icky "
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Ep. 63 "The Sunday Service" with Bradley Bishop & Taylor Coughtrie
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Ep. 62 "The Pull Out King" with Ash Ebbstein & Matt Bishop
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Ep. 61 "Hacked Up An Entire Watermelon With A Butterknife"
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Ep. 60 "I Have To Go On The Stupid Podcast…" with Nikita Missen
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Ep. 59 "The King Of The Northern Rivers" with John Peacock
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Ep. 58 "I Need to Get My Choof On"
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Ep. 57 "Bleach the shit out of it" with Nikita Missen
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Ep. 56 "I'm So Hungry I Could Eat The Cock Of A Pig" with Nikita Missen
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Ep. 55 "I Was Like Hannah Montana"
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Ep. 54 "Papa Dahmer"
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Ep. 53 "Church As Fuck" with Ash Ebbstein
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Ep. 52 "She Thinks She's a Disney Princess " with Nikita Missen
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Ep. 51 "I've Lost My Funny"
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Ep. 50 "Pull The Cows Willy " with Ash Ebbstein
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Ep. 49 "Shit's Gone Sideways" with Andrew Hamilton
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Ep. 48 "Addickted" with Elena Gabrielle
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Ep. 47 "The Sweet Slit" with Richie Thomas & Jay Wong
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Ep. 46 "9 Second Knockout" with Diego Pereira
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Ep. 45 "Here's My Life… It's Shit"
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Ep. 44 "The Worst Fucking Day Of My Life with Kyle Faram"
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Bonus Episode - "The Future Of The Podcast"
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Ep. 43 "The Unreleased Episodes"
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May 29, 2023 |
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Ep. 42 "I Genuinely Did Not Know That with Tom Ballard"
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May 22, 2023 |
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Ep. 41 "That’s The Most Undercover Cop Shit To Say with Kody McLachlan"
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May 15, 2023 |
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Ep. 40 "Kiss Pete Davidsons Dick with Ty Thomas"
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May 08, 2023 |
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Ep. 39 "AI Dick Pics with Will Cani"
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May 01, 2023 |
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Ep. 38 "I Could Easily Look At a Dick with Ash Ebbstein & Matt Bishop"
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Ep. 37 "Sneaky Mints with Troy Rafferty"
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Ep. 36 "Baghdad, Whisky, Whisky with Kris Walters"
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Ep. 35 "Wow That’s a Big Dick with Josuha Taylor & Steven M"
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Ep. 34 "Did He Just Say His Name Wrong? with Josuha Taylor"
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Ep. 33 "Welcome To Sealand, We Have Meese"
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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Ep. 32 "I Don’t Care If I Get Asparagus Veins"
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Ep. 31 "The Powdery Bean"
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Ep. 30 "Milf and Mangos with Mikee Joaquin"
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Ep. 29 "It Sounds Like We Aren't In The Position To Buy a Brothel…"
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Ep. 28 "We Sound Like Boomers Right Now with Viktor Lyall"
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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Ep. 27 "Bundle Of Sticks with Macca Melody"
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Ep. 26 "Horse Back Ostrich Shooting with Lloyd Bendle"
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Ep. 25 "I Shat My Pants In Bunnings"
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Ep. 24 "Stroking A Lot with Reid Willoughby"
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Ep. 23 "Figged By A Ginger with David Kume"
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Ep. 22 "I Don't Know If I Want You Sweating On Me"
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Ep. 21 "Get The Guts Out with Matt Bishop & Jake Fitzgerald"
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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Ep. 20 "I'm Sceptical Of Ned Kelly..."
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Ep. 19 "Carnies and Caravan Parks with Jake Fitzgerald"
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Ep. 18 "Mum, My Dick Is Bleeding... with Jake Fitzgerald"
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Ep. 17 "Hold My Gherkins"
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Ep. 16 "Tell Your Mum She’s Got a Smudgy Dot with Steven M"
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Ep15 "You Don’t Really Get Bored That’s For Sure with Jake Fitzgerald"
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Ep. 14 "Oh Yeah, That's a Good Idea..."
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Ep. 13 "Is That Like Your Full Time Job? with Troy Rafferty"
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Ep. 12 "TikTok Is The Fifth Dimension"
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Ep. 11 "Spit Pockets with Jake Fitzgerald"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 10 "Secret Jews"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 9 "Dumbledore Is Not Asian"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 8 "Hold My Pocket"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 7 "And Long Story Short... with Jake Fitzgerald"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 6 "We Did Baby Transfer"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 5 "I Just Thought Of a Movie Idea with Matt Bishop"
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 4 "Straight From Uzbekistan
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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Ep. 3 "Porn Companion"
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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Ep. 2 "Always Bombing With Steven M"
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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Ep. 1 "Punch Spotties With The Boys"
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Oct 15, 2022 |