Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier.


Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly).


No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse.


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Episode Date
Ep. 224 "Degloved Cheese Stick"
Mar 30, 2026
Ep. 223 "Lost & Found"
Mar 23, 2026
Ep. 222 "Razor Rash"
Mar 16, 2026
Ep. 221 "Bad Apple"
Mar 09, 2026
Ep. 220 "UFC 326 Breakdown"
Mar 04, 2026
Ep. 219 "Pluto Propaganda"
Mar 02, 2026
Ep. 218 "Spam Virginity"
Feb 23, 2026
Ep. 217 "Girth Brooks"
Feb 16, 2026
Ep. 216 "Cocaine Chihuahua"
Feb 09, 2026
Ep. 215 "Magic 8 ball"
Feb 02, 2026
Ep. 214 "Matsen Jasch - Cool Dad Collective"
Jan 28, 2026
Ep. 213 "Boy Kisser"
Jan 26, 2026
Ep. 212 "UFC 325 Breakdown"
Jan 25, 2026
Ep. 211 "Andrew Taylor - LiveCo"
Jan 21, 2026
Ep. 210 "Busy Beaver"
Jan 19, 2026
Ep. 209 "UFC 324 Breakdown"
Jan 18, 2026
Ep. 208 "Andy Quach - Hoey Farmer"
Jan 14, 2026
Ep. 207 "Boiled Ham"
Jan 12, 2026
Ep. 206 "Desley Robinson"
Jan 07, 2026
Ep. 205 "Bush Hanky"
Jan 05, 2026
Ep. 204 "My Wife's a Hottie"
Dec 29, 2025
Ep. 203 "Santa’s Watching"
Dec 22, 2025
Ep. 202 "Brad “The Weapon” Walton"
Dec 17, 2025
Ep. 201 "Homeslice"
Dec 15, 2025
Ep. 200 "The Creamy Boys"
Dec 10, 2025
Ep. 199 "Kangaroo Ballsack"
Dec 08, 2025
Ep. 198 "UFC 323 Breakdown"
Dec 03, 2025
Ep. 197 "Matthew Parrino - MMAHotMic"
Dec 01, 2025
Ep. 196 "Haze "The Huntsman" Hepi"
Nov 26, 2025
Ep. 195 "Big Gay Dad"
Nov 24, 2025
Ep. 194 "Ryan McCarthy"
Nov 19, 2025
Ep. 193 "Rice Roulette"
Nov 17, 2025
Ep. 192 "UFC 322 Breakdown"
Nov 12, 2025
Ep. 191 "Pig Shooting"
Nov 10, 2025
Ep. 190 "Danny Mac"
Nov 05, 2025
Ep. 189 "Grippy Girl"
Nov 03, 2025
Ep. 188 "Glitched Out"
Oct 27, 2025
Ep. 187 "UFC 321 Breakdown"
Oct 22, 2025
Ep. 186 "Human Seahorse"
Oct 20, 2025
Ep. 185 "Around The Ring"
Oct 13, 2025
Ep. 184 "Dog YouTube"
Oct 06, 2025
Ep. 183 "UFC 320 Breakdown"
Oct 01, 2025
Ep. 182 "Rim Reaper"
Sep 29, 2025
Ep. 181 "Tiny Little Bird"
Sep 22, 2025
Ep. 180 “Retro Rugba Leeg"
Sep 17, 2025
Ep. 179 "Creamy Daddy Window Kiss"
Sep 15, 2025
Ep. 178 "Ring Fiddler"
Sep 08, 2025
Ep. 177 "Don’t Say That!"
Sep 01, 2025
Ep. 176 "Dirt Road Fingering"
Aug 25, 2025
Ep. 175 “Pat Brennan"
Aug 20, 2025
Ep. 174 "CheeseBonger"
Aug 18, 2025
Ep. 173 "UFC 319 Breakdown"
Aug 13, 2025
Ep. 172 "Cuck for a Cunnie"
Aug 11, 2025
Ep. 171 "Dirty Neck Beards"
Aug 04, 2025
Ep. 170 "Grip Yo Tongue"
Jul 28, 2025
Ep. 169 "Beard Oil Bench Press"
Jul 21, 2025
Ep. 168 "UFC 318 Breakdown"
Jul 16, 2025
Ep. 167 "White Boy Winter"
Jul 14, 2025
Ep. 166 “Jesse Parkin"
Jul 09, 2025
Ep. 165 "Coin Gum"
Jul 07, 2025
Ep. 164 "Daddy Day Cast"
Jun 30, 2025
Ep. 163 "UFC 317 Breakdown"
Jun 25, 2025
Ep. 162 "Cyclamen"
Jun 23, 2025
Ep. 161 "Cooking For Christ"
Jun 16, 2025
Ep. 160 "Left Hand Handshake"
Jun 09, 2025
Ep. 159 "UFC 316 Breakdown"
Jun 04, 2025
Ep. 158 "Edit Your Manhole" with The OG's
Jun 02, 2025
Ep. 157 "Epifunny"
May 26, 2025
Ep. 156 "Scenically Rimmed"
May 19, 2025
Ep. 155 "Cone Of Shame"
May 12, 2025
Ep. 154 "UFC 315 Breakdown"
May 07, 2025
Ep. 153 "Luxury Sports Sedan"
May 05, 2025
Ep. 152 "Rubber Band Balls"
Apr 28, 2025
Ep. 151 "Butt Cheeks Helicopter"
Apr 21, 2025
Ep. 150 "Condom Connoisseur"
Apr 14, 2025
Ep. 149 "UFC 314 Breakdown"
Apr 09, 2025
Ep. 148 "Dreamcatchers"
Apr 07, 2025
Ep. 147 "The Unofficial Podcast Royale 2.0 Breakdown"
Apr 02, 2025
Ep. 146 "Double Bouncing"
Mar 31, 2025
Ep. 145 "Where Ya Goin' Thumb"
Mar 24, 2025
Ep. 144 "Bear Spray"
Mar 17, 2025
Ep. 143 "Clench & Pull"
Mar 10, 2025
Ep. 142 "UFC 313 Breakdown"
Mar 05, 2025
Ep. 141 "Disgusting Mouth Sores"
Mar 03, 2025
Ep. 140 “Ty Avery"
Feb 26, 2025
Ep. 139 "Jeez Louise"
Feb 24, 2025
Ep. 138 "Holding Our Bubbles"
Feb 17, 2025
Ep. 137 “Codie Grimsey"
Feb 12, 2025
Ep. 136 "Fat Fucking Pig"
Feb 10, 2025
Ep. 135 "UFC 312 Breakdown"
Feb 05, 2025
Ep. 134 "Lube On The Wand"
Feb 03, 2025
Ep. 133 “The Nelson Twins"
Jan 29, 2025
Ep. 132 "Paraplegic Chicken"
Jan 27, 2025
Ep. 131 "Horse Meat Ding Dong"
Jan 20, 2025
Ep. 130 "UFC 311 Breakdown"
Jan 15, 2025
Ep. 129 "Shun The Non-Believer"
Jan 13, 2025
Ep. 128 "Turns Out, It Can Get Worse..."
Jan 06, 2025
Ep. 127 "I Know What I'm Eating"
Dec 30, 2024
Ep. 126 "Merry Fistmas"
Dec 23, 2024
Ep. 125 "Kill Cosby"
Dec 16, 2024
Ep. 124 "Cardio King"
Dec 09, 2024
Ep. 123 "UFC 310 Breakdown"
Dec 04, 2024
Ep. 122 "Zapped"
Dec 02, 2024
Ep. 121 "Mouse Hole"
Nov 25, 2024
Ep. 120 "Brisbane's Biggie Smalls"
Nov 18, 2024
Ep. 119 "N Word's In Newmarket"
Nov 11, 2024
Ep. 118 "Let’s Make This Quick"
Nov 04, 2024
Ep. 117 "Double Back Fisted"
Oct 28, 2024
Ep. 116 "Win With The VIN"
Oct 21, 2024
Ep. 115 "Liquified Sandpaper"
Oct 14, 2024
Ep. 114 "Wild Brumby"
Oct 07, 2024
Ep. 113 "Just That One Thanks"
Sep 30, 2024
Ep. 112 "Biebers Booty"
Sep 23, 2024
Ep. 111 "Excessive Coaching and Kissing"
Sep 16, 2024
Ep. 110 “Meraki” With Matt Carvosso
Sep 11, 2024
Ep. 109 "Shit In A Sauna"
Sep 09, 2024
Ep. 108 “Too Far?” With Reid Willoughby and Kody Maverick
Sep 04, 2024
Ep. 107 "Hey Big Boy"
Sep 02, 2024
Ep. 106 "Side Quest"
Aug 26, 2024
Ep. 105 "Dicks & Depression"
Aug 20, 2024
Ep. 104 "Dropping A No No Word"
Aug 12, 2024
Ep. 103 "Coat My Throat"
Aug 05, 2024
Ep. 102 "Goddamn Rizzly Bear"
Jul 29, 2024
Ep. 101 "Laters On The Menjay"
Jul 23, 2024
Ep. 100 "Emotional About Trump"
Jul 15, 2024
Ep. 99 "Bit By A Goat"
Jul 08, 2024
Ep. 98 "The Soul Movers" with Murray Cook & Lizzie Mack
Jul 03, 2024
Ep. 97 "Acountabilibuddy"
Jul 01, 2024
Ep. 96 "Spit On That Thang"
Jun 24, 2024
Ep. 95 "Mostly Blokes"
Jun 17, 2024
Ep. 94 "Nobody Likes a Soggy Chapstick"
Jun 10, 2024
Ep. 93 "OMG, We're Going to Disneyland!"
Jun 03, 2024
Ep. 92 "Fluffy Autistic Comfy Sheets"
May 27, 2024
Ep. 91 "The Ol' Bait n Switch"
May 20, 2024
Ep. 90 "Puppy Dog Eyes"
May 13, 2024
Ep. 89 "The Real Housewives Of Hip Hop"
May 06, 2024
Ep. 88 "So Hard The Skin Will Fall Off"
Apr 29, 2024
Ep. 87 "Can’t Get Any Worse Casting Couch"
Apr 22, 2024
Ep. 86 "Dana White Milked Me Dry"
Apr 15, 2024
Ep. 85 "You're Doin Too Much Brah"
Apr 08, 2024
Ep. 84 "Diddy Do It?"
Apr 01, 2024
Ep. 83 "Thicc White Boy Waist"
Mar 25, 2024
Ep. 82 "Pinky In A Leaky Canoe"
Mar 18, 2024
Ep. 81 "Gettin' Rowdy With The Rat King"
Mar 04, 2024
Ep. 80 "Mello & Me"
Feb 26, 2024
Ep. 79 "Going On My Own Eras Tour!"
Feb 19, 2024
Ep. 78 "My Million Dollar Deal with Spotify!"
Feb 12, 2024
Ep. 77 "The Kanye West Of Comedy"
Feb 05, 2024
Ep. 76 "We're Now In The Future Olden Days"
Jan 29, 2024
Ep. 75 "Presenting Problems" with Paul Mamone & Scott Fowler
Jan 22, 2024
Ep. 74 "Oh We Have Fun" with Nikita Missen
Jan 15, 2024
Ep. 73 "Circumcised By A Toad Fish" with Mick Wells & Luke Lewis
Jan 08, 2024
Ep. 72 "I'm Going To A Current Affair With It" with Matt Bishop
Jan 01, 2024
Ep. 71 "What If I Get V**** Juice In My Mouth?" with Nikita Missen
Dec 25, 2023
Ep. 70 "Still Gushing"
Dec 18, 2023
Ep. 69 "I Only Got To See One Dick"
Dec 11, 2023
Ep. 68 "Dad, The Homeless Are Coming!"
Dec 04, 2023
Ep. 67 "I Was Born In A Pool Brah" with Kody Maverick
Nov 27, 2023
Ep. 66 "She's A Real Hoot" with Nikita Missen
Nov 20, 2023
Ep. 65 "Hey I Want To Buy Some Caterpillars"
Nov 13, 2023
Ep. 64 "You're a Grown Man, Don’t Say Icky "
Nov 06, 2023
Ep. 63 "The Sunday Service" with Bradley Bishop & Taylor Coughtrie
Oct 30, 2023
Ep. 62 "The Pull Out King" with Ash Ebbstein & Matt Bishop
Oct 23, 2023
Ep. 61 "Hacked Up An Entire Watermelon With A Butterknife"
Oct 16, 2023
Ep. 60 "I Have To Go On The Stupid Podcast…" with Nikita Missen
Oct 09, 2023
Ep. 59 "The King Of The Northern Rivers" with John Peacock
Oct 02, 2023
Ep. 58 "I Need to Get My Choof On"
Sep 25, 2023
Ep. 57 "Bleach the shit out of it" with Nikita Missen
Sep 18, 2023
Ep. 56 "I'm So Hungry I Could Eat The Cock Of A Pig" with Nikita Missen
Sep 11, 2023
Ep. 55 "I Was Like Hannah Montana"
Sep 04, 2023
Ep. 54 "Papa Dahmer"
Aug 28, 2023
Ep. 53 "Church As Fuck" with Ash Ebbstein
Aug 21, 2023
Ep. 52 "She Thinks She's a Disney Princess " with Nikita Missen
Aug 14, 2023
Ep. 51 "I've Lost My Funny"
Aug 07, 2023
Ep. 50 "Pull The Cows Willy " with Ash Ebbstein
Jul 31, 2023
Ep. 49 "Shit's Gone Sideways" with Andrew Hamilton
Jul 24, 2023
Ep. 48 "Addickted" with Elena Gabrielle
Jul 17, 2023
Ep. 47 "The Sweet Slit" with Richie Thomas & Jay Wong
Jul 10, 2023
Ep. 46 "9 Second Knockout" with Diego Pereira
Jul 03, 2023
Ep. 45 "Here's My Life… It's Shit"
Jun 26, 2023
Ep. 44 "The Worst Fucking Day Of My Life with Kyle Faram"
Jun 12, 2023
Bonus Episode - "The Future Of The Podcast"
Jun 05, 2023
Ep. 43 "The Unreleased Episodes"
May 29, 2023
Ep. 42 "I Genuinely Did Not Know That with Tom Ballard"
May 22, 2023
Ep. 41 "That’s The Most Undercover Cop Shit To Say with Kody McLachlan"
May 15, 2023
Ep. 40 "Kiss Pete Davidsons Dick with Ty Thomas"
May 08, 2023
Ep. 39 "AI Dick Pics with Will Cani"
May 01, 2023
Ep. 38 "I Could Easily Look At a Dick with Ash Ebbstein & Matt Bishop"
Apr 24, 2023
Ep. 37 "Sneaky Mints with Troy Rafferty"
Apr 17, 2023
Ep. 36 "Baghdad, Whisky, Whisky with Kris Walters"
Apr 10, 2023
Ep. 35 "Wow That’s a Big Dick with Josuha Taylor & Steven M"
Apr 03, 2023
Ep. 34 "Did He Just Say His Name Wrong? with Josuha Taylor"
Mar 27, 2023
Ep. 33 "Welcome To Sealand, We Have Meese"
Mar 20, 2023
Ep. 32 "I Don’t Care If I Get Asparagus Veins"
Mar 13, 2023
Ep. 31 "The Powdery Bean"
Mar 06, 2023
Ep. 30 "Milf and Mangos with Mikee Joaquin"
Feb 27, 2023
Ep. 29 "It Sounds Like We Aren't In The Position To Buy a Brothel…"
Feb 20, 2023
Ep. 28 "We Sound Like Boomers Right Now with Viktor Lyall"
Feb 10, 2023
Ep. 27 "Bundle Of Sticks with Macca Melody"
Feb 06, 2023
Ep. 26 "Horse Back Ostrich Shooting with Lloyd Bendle"
Jan 30, 2023
Ep. 25 "I Shat My Pants In Bunnings"
Jan 23, 2023
Ep. 24 "Stroking A Lot with Reid Willoughby"
Jan 16, 2023
Ep. 23 "Figged By A Ginger with David Kume"
Jan 09, 2023
Ep. 22 "I Don't Know If I Want You Sweating On Me"
Jan 02, 2023
Ep. 21 "Get The Guts Out with Matt Bishop & Jake Fitzgerald"
Dec 26, 2022
Ep. 20 "I'm Sceptical Of Ned Kelly..."
Dec 19, 2022
Ep. 19 "Carnies and Caravan Parks with Jake Fitzgerald"
Dec 12, 2022
Ep. 18 "Mum, My Dick Is Bleeding... with Jake Fitzgerald"
Dec 05, 2022
Ep. 17 "Hold My Gherkins"
Nov 28, 2022
Ep. 16 "Tell Your Mum She’s Got a Smudgy Dot with Steven M"
Nov 21, 2022
Ep15 "You Don’t Really Get Bored That’s For Sure with Jake Fitzgerald"
Nov 14, 2022
Ep. 14 "Oh Yeah, That's a Good Idea..."
Nov 07, 2022
Ep. 13 "Is That Like Your Full Time Job? with Troy Rafferty"
Oct 31, 2022
Ep. 12 "TikTok Is The Fifth Dimension"
Oct 24, 2022
Ep. 11 "Spit Pockets with Jake Fitzgerald"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 10 "Secret Jews"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 9 "Dumbledore Is Not Asian"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 8 "Hold My Pocket"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 7 "And Long Story Short... with Jake Fitzgerald"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 6 "We Did Baby Transfer"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 5 "I Just Thought Of a Movie Idea with Matt Bishop"
Oct 16, 2022
Ep. 4 "Straight From Uzbekistan
Oct 15, 2022
Ep. 3 "Porn Companion"
Oct 15, 2022
Ep. 2 "Always Bombing With Steven M"
Oct 15, 2022
Ep. 1 "Punch Spotties With The Boys"
Oct 15, 2022