The Franchisees
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Two film-loving friends devour entire franchises, tracing their theatrical rise, direct-to-video-fall, and occasional redemption. Banter, bits, and bad impressions follow.
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Star Trek (2009) (with Nick Armstrong, Adam Bovoletis, and Sacha Kingston-Wayne)
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Jun 14, 2026 |
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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) (with Max Bertram)
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Jun 07, 2026 |
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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996) (with Joel Edmiston)
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May 17, 2026 |
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Star Trek Generations (1994)
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May 10, 2026 |
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) (with Jordan Seccareccia and Rob McLay)
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May 03, 2026 |
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) (with Rob McLay)
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Apr 26, 2026 |
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) (with Rob McLay)
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Apr 19, 2026 |
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
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Apr 12, 2026 |
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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Apr 05, 2026 |
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) (feat. Jordan Seccareccia)
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Mar 22, 2026 |
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The Best Movies of 2025
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Mar 15, 2026 |
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) (with Mary Jane)
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Mar 08, 2026 |
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) (with Mary Jane)
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Mar 01, 2026 |
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
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Feb 22, 2026 |
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) (with Leo Gertler)
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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Twilight (2008) (with Tito)
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Jan 25, 2026 |
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Funny Games (2007)
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Jan 18, 2026 |
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Funny Games (1997)
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Jan 11, 2026 |
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71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (1994)
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Jan 04, 2026 |
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Benny's Video (1992)
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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The Seventh Continent (1989)
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Dec 21, 2025 |
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The Two Jakes (1990)
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Dec 14, 2025 |
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Chinatown (1974)
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Dec 07, 2025 |
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Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Now You See Me 2 (2016)
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Nov 23, 2025 |
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Now You See Me (2013)
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Nov 16, 2025 |
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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) (with Joel Edmiston)
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Nov 09, 2025 |
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An American Werewolf in London (1981) (with Joel Edmiston)
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Nov 02, 2025 |
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Queen of the Damned (2002)
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Oct 19, 2025 |
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Interview with the Vampire (1994) (with Jordan Seccareccia aka Dis Count's Discount Diss Count)
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Oct 12, 2025 |
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The Descent: Part 2 (2009)////The 50th Toronto International Film Festival
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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The Descent (2005)///Charlie Kirk and 'cherubslayer123'
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (2025)///Jimmy Kimmel Lemon Party
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Sep 21, 2025 |
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
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Sep 14, 2025 |
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
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Sep 07, 2025 |
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I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
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Aug 31, 2025 |
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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
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Aug 17, 2025 |
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The Naked Gun (2025)
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Aug 10, 2025 |
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) (with Chris Moroz, Matthew Nicholson, and Maxim Gertler-Jaffe)
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Aug 03, 2025 |
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Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
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Jul 27, 2025 |
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The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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Jul 20, 2025 |
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
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Jul 13, 2025 |
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28 Years Later (2025)
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Jul 06, 2025 |
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28 Weeks Later (2007) (with Imogen Poots and Mackintosh Muggleton)
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Jun 29, 2025 |
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Ballerina (2025) SPECIAL EMERGENCY FRANCHISE EPISODE
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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28 Days Later (2002) (with Nick Armstrong, Adam Bovoletis, and Sacha Kingston-Wayne)
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Jun 15, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) (with Rob McLay)
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Jun 08, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (?) [the First of at least Two Reckonings]
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Jun 01, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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May 25, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015) (with Niko Block and Dr. Yuki)
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May 18, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
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May 11, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible III (2006) (with Devin Shears)
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Apr 27, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) (with Katherine Vienneau)
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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Mission: Impossible (1996)
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Apr 13, 2025 |
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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For a Few Dollars More (1965) (with Max Bertram)
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Mar 30, 2025 |
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A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
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Mar 23, 2025 |
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Lightyear (2022)
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
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Mar 09, 2025 |
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The Best Movies of 2024
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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Toy Story 2 (1999) (with Valerie Keaton)
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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Toy Story (1995)
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Feb 09, 2025 |
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Britannia Hospital (1983)
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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O Lucky Man! (1973)///Oscar Nominations
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Jan 26, 2025 |
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if.... (1968)////RIP David Lynch
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012)
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Home Alone 4 (2002)// 9/11
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Dec 29, 2024 |
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Home Alone 3 (1997)/Ben Farts on Mic
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)//Luigi in New York
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Dec 15, 2024 |
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Home Alone (1990)
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Dec 08, 2024 |
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Gladiator II (2024) [aka Badiator Poo]
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Dec 01, 2024 |
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Gladiator (2000)
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Nov 24, 2024 |
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The Silence (1963)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Winter Light (1963)
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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BOONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special II (with Ben Bourgon)
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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Through a Glass Darkly (1961)
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) (with Katherine Vienneau) (feat. Dr. Yuki)
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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BONUS Festival Season VIFF + FNC///Horror Movie Roundup Ahhh! Ooooh! (you will die seven days after listening)
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011) (with Sam Edwards)
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)/There Will Be Slap
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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Bad Boys for Life (2020)/Stop the Toronto Air Show
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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Bad Boys II (2003)/Caveh Zahedi is a Bad Boy Too
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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BONUS TIFF 2024 Highlights of the Prestigious and Very Important Toronto International Film Festival BONUS GLAMOUR STARS SEX FASHION BEN ALEX
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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Bad Boys (1995)
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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300 (2006) (with Katherine Vienneau)
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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Alien: Romulus (2024) (feat. Generative AI CGI Jordan)
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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BONUS What We Watched On Our Summer Vacations BONUS BONUS BONSU special treat for u :)
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Alien: Covenant (2017)
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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Prometheus (2012)
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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Alien Resurrection (1997) (with Joel Edmiston)
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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Alien 3 (1992)
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Jul 28, 2024 |
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Alien$ (1986)
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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Alien (1979) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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Last Days (2005) (with Katherine Vienneau)
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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Elephant (2003) (with Katherine Vienneau and Matthew Nicholson)
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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Gerry (2002) (with Jerry Seinfeld, Gerry Dee, and Geri Halliwell)
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken! (2017)
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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Super Size Me (2004)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) (with "Praetorian" Chantel)
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) (with "Imperator" Chantel)
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May 27, 2024 |
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BONUS: Unfrosted (2024) (with Gwen and Valerie)
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May 24, 2024 |
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) (with Zack "Mad Max Also" Kotzer)
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May 20, 2024 |
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981) (with Jordan 'Mad Max Rockatansky' Seccareccia)
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May 12, 2024 |
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Mad Max (1979) (with 'Mad' Maxim Gertler-Jaffe)
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May 07, 2024 |
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The Christ Quadrilogy Part IV: Antichrist (2009)
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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The Christ Quadrilogy Part III: The Passion of the Christ (2004) (with Jordan Seccareccia and Katherine Vienneau)
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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The Christ Quadrilogy Part II: The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) (with Jordan Seccareccia and Lucas)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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The Christ Quadrilogy Part I: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) (with Devin Shears)
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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Ted 2 (2015)
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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Ted (2012)
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Dune: Part Two (2024) (with Alex Baigent)
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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Dune (2021) [aka Dune: Part One] (with Aren Bergstrom)
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Dune (1984)
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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BONUS Official Martin Scorsese Filmography Ranking BONUS
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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The Color of Money (1986)
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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The Hustler (1961)
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Jurassic World Dominion (2022) (with Rob McLay)
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) (with Rob McLay)
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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BONUS: The Best Movies of 2023
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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Jurassic World (2015)
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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Jurassic Park III (2001)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jurassic Park (1993) [aka Billy and the Cloneasaurus]
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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The Franchisees Christmas Carol
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Gremlins (1984)
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Wonka (2023)/Jordan's Top Ten (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) (with Mary Jane)
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Parts 1 & 2 (2014-2015) (with Mary Jane)
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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The Hunger Games (2012)/The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) (feat. Will Gertler)
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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BONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special (with Ben Bourgon)
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Saw XXX (2023) [with Jordan Seccareccia and Anisa Moquit]
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)/Everybody Hates Chris (with Joel Edmiston)
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Jigsaw (2017)
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Saw 3D (2010) [aka Saw: The Final Chapter aka Saw Se7en]
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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Saw 6ix (2009) (with Katherine Vienneau and Devin Shears) (feat. Jigsaw Jesse)
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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Saw V (2008) (with Devin Shears)
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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Saw IV (2007)/The COVID TIFF Drew Barrymore Scab Aggro Dr1ft Dick Rating No Loads Refused Special
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Saw III (2006) (with Katherine Vienneau)
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Saw II (2005)
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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Saw (2004) (with Katherine Vienneau)
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)/Runnin' through the 6ix
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)/Physics, Oppenheimer, and the Wettest Rat in NYC (with Will Gertler)
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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TMNT (2007)/The Drew Barrymore Crop Super Smash Bros. Melee Barbenheimer Special
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) (with Jeremy Gross)
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) (with Paul)
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) (with Alex Shute)
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) (with Sam Edwards)
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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BONUS Official Paul Schrader Filmography Ranking BONUS
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) (with Sam Edwards)
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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Shanghai Knights (2003) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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May 28, 2023 |
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Shanghai Noon (2000) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
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May 21, 2023 |
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The Godfather Part III (1990)
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May 14, 2023 |
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The Godfather Part II (1974) (with Aidan Payne)
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May 07, 2023 |
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The Godfather (1972)
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May 02, 2023 |
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Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) (with Irene Theo)
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Arabian Nights (1974)
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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The Canterbury Tales (1972)
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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The Decameron (1971)
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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BONUS BONUS BONUS episode MEGA MEGA SEXY BONUS FUN and GOOD TIMES BONUS REWARD episode FREE FREE FREE CONTENT
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) (with Joel Edmiston)
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) (with Joel Edmiston)
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) (with Marty)
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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John Wick (2014) (with Marty)
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Wayne's World (1992) (with Paul)
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Magic Mike's Last Dance (2023) Franchisees After Dark (with Katie)
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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Magic Mike XXL (2015) Roundtable Discussion (with Mary Jane and Jesse)
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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Magic Mike (2012)
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Cop Out (2010) & Best Movies of 2022
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Die Hard 2 (1990)
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Die Hard (1988)
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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ParaNorman (2012)
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Paranormal Activity (2007)
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Oct 24, 2022 |