The Goblin Trashmasters

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Episodes: 148

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The Goblin Trashmasters is a weekly podcast focused on the experience of competitive Magic players. Development takes the spotlight, but there’s always time to have a bit of fun.

Episode Date
415 - Genetically Superior Reanimator
Jan 19, 2026
413 - It's All Broccoli Math All the Way Down
Dec 29, 2025
412 - Boomerang Abortion Basics
Dec 22, 2025
411 - Don't You Dare Misgender That Chicken
Nov 24, 2025
410 - Standard and General Distaste for AI Slop
Nov 17, 2025
409 - Goodbye to the Format That Wasn't
Nov 03, 2025
408 - Italian Parliament-A$$ Format
Oct 27, 2025
407 - Regional Championship Houston and Atraxa's Throwing Ass
Oct 20, 2025
406 - Mana Math Magic
Oct 13, 2025
405 - Mr. Clean Magic Erasers Will Get Skid Mark Stains Out of A White Lifetime Chair
Oct 06, 2025
404 - For the Love of God, Grade Us on a Curve
Sep 29, 2025
403 - Spellslinger Piles and Savory Crepes
Sep 22, 2025
402 - Counterspells, Cat Mischief, and Cement BBLs
Sep 15, 2025
401 - Smells Like Low Tide: A Standard Sunrise Episode
Sep 08, 2025
346 - Kyle's RC Debut and the Whinging of Talentless Rubes Over Homie Scoops
Aug 04, 2025
345 - Crabs and Cat-Girls' Modern Sunset on the Orange Carpet (Fit check, Nerds))
Jul 28, 2025
344 - Sophie Hates Star Wars Because of "Woke" (Green Day Ruins NRG Minny)
Jul 21, 2025
343 - The Social Karnstruct of Big Fish in Small Mirrorpools
Jul 14, 2025
342 - Ivan Ooze, the Jewish-Coded Power Rangers Villain (I'm Glad Your Son is Dead))
Jul 07, 2025
341 - Roomba Cats and Boros Chats
Jun 30, 2025
340 - Every A$$hole's a Bowl
Jun 23, 2025
339 - No Magic, Know Joy
Jun 09, 2025
338 - Together, We're Gonna Make Poor People Eat Spiders on Television for Money
May 12, 2025
337 - Motorcycle Noises and Chicky Tendies
May 05, 2025
336 - Man Overboard
Apr 28, 2025
335 - Modern Trash Talk
Apr 21, 2025
334 - When Mailbags Unravel: Tales from the Sinkhole
Apr 14, 2025
333 - When Magic Doesn't Cut the Mustard
Apr 07, 2025
332 - Modern Predictions and the Philly Cheese Steak Corporation Conspiracy
Mar 30, 2025
331 - Sleeves, Spreadsheets, and Spontaneous Baking with Tye
Mar 24, 2025
330 - Don't Dye (your hair in a post-breakup crashout) Just Yet: RC Charlotte Reflections and the Mysterious Tale of the All-Purpose Party Opening
Mar 17, 2025
329 - Magic Internet Discourse in the Era of West Elm Caleb
Mar 03, 2025
328 - Getting Ready for Your First RC and Mass-produced Lasagna Myths
Feb 24, 2025
327 - 2 Girls, 1 Deckbox
Feb 17, 2025
326 - Traveling Trashmasters and the Ceiling Titty Conundrum
Feb 10, 2025
325 - Breach Deck Babbles and Denny's Debauchery with Kyle
Feb 03, 2025
324 - Judging: An Only Mostly Unhinged State of the Union
Jan 27, 2025
323 - Borrowing Cards and the Buttplug Named Morality Filter
Jan 20, 2025
322 - Unexpected Item In Bagging Area: The Small-Town RCQ Survival Guide
Jan 13, 2025
321 - Sophie Hates the Goblin Trashmasters and Everyone Hates BD's Mongolian Grill
Jan 06, 2025
320 - Dimir Midrange is the Sauce
Dec 30, 2024
319 - Standard Prepping While Navigating Syphilis and Bad Basics
Dec 23, 2024
318 - Mastering Control Decks and the Curious Case of Goose Estrogen
Dec 16, 2024
317 - Trickery Techniques and Sleight of Hand Extravaganza
Dec 09, 2024
316 - Hasty Hits and Gruul Grit
Dec 02, 2024
315 - The Art of Not Breaking the Bank: Early Standard Insights and Advice
Nov 25, 2024
314 - Jeffrey Epstein Would Never: Pis Aller and Tactical Pillows
Nov 18, 2024
313 - Return of the Kyle: A Standard Sunrise Spectacle!
Nov 11, 2024
312 - Modern Sunset: Dog Wipes and Season's End Shenanigans
Nov 04, 2024
311 - Frenzies, Feet, and the Saga of Standards Stretched Too Long
Oct 28, 2024
310 - Ratchet Bitches, C***in, Amalia, Aquafina: Let's Chat About How to Not Lose Your Mind Playing 8 RCQs a Month
Oct 22, 2024
309 - Modern Boros Energy (We are Amped [Raptor] as fuck for the WNBA Finals)
Oct 15, 2024
308 - Kyle Talks Duskmourn's Art Direction and Design
Oct 07, 2024
307 - Correctly Being Right (Or Rightly Being Correct?)
Sep 30, 2024
306 - Straight Lines and Crooked Metaphors: Navigating Magic's Buzzwords
Sep 23, 2024
305 - Being a Good Opponent (But Not to Shannon Sharpe)
Sep 16, 2024
304 - Don't Be a Creature with Menace While Ingesting Your Halo in Caldaia
Sep 09, 2024
303 - Bans
Sep 02, 2024
302 - The Strike Rat's Divorce Manual: Calling It Quits with Your Game Store
Aug 26, 2024
301 - Going Goblin Mode
Aug 19, 2024
247 - The "Good Season" - Season 2 Finale
Aug 05, 2024
246 - Hot Bird Summer: A Modern Sunrise Episode
Jul 29, 2024
245 - Pioneer Sunset: From Kumano to Kiora, One Last Time
Jul 22, 2024
244 - Permutation Pandemonium: Shuffling, Science, and the Search for Fair Play
Jul 15, 2024
243 - TCGPlayer: The Trashfire We Love to Hate
Jul 08, 2024
242 - Sleep Deprivation and Uncrustables: The Magic Player’s Survival Guide (w/ PT MH3 Fantasy Draft)
Jul 01, 2024
241 - DreamHack’s Swan Song: Charles’ Tournament Triumphs and Tangents
Jun 24, 2024
240 - Welcome to the Grind: A Beginner's Guide to Not Sucking and other Tales
Jun 17, 2024
239 - Player Arrangements (A C**ty Pretzel)
Jun 10, 2024
238 - Deck Registration Errors
Jun 04, 2024
237 - Get Ready to Learn Japanese, Buddy: Non-English Cards and You
May 27, 2024
236 - Buffalo Chicken Dip C********us
May 20, 2024
235 - The Wild and Wonderful World of Signed Cards
May 13, 2024
234 - Car Rides: The Firehouse Has 0 Mouths, Actually
May 06, 2024
233 - Sportsmanship: The Tangible Benefits of Not Being a Piece of S**t
Apr 29, 2024
232 - $30 Vintage for AspiringAspiringSpikes
Apr 22, 2024
231 - Prerelease: For Fun and Profit (Except Never for Profit)
Apr 15, 2024
230 - Bad Matchups
Apr 08, 2024
229 - Pioneer Sunrise with Standy Stackenewerth
Apr 01, 2024
228 - Standard Sunset Episode
Mar 25, 2024
227 - Motivation Fluctuates, Consistency Accumulates
Mar 18, 2024
226 - UW Control
Mar 11, 2024
225 - The Jersey Devil is In the Details: The Self-Serving Bias and Magic and You
Mar 04, 2024
224 - Evaluating New Cards
Feb 26, 2024
223 - Angle-Shooting and Alka-Seltzer Plus' Bitch-Ass Red Brother
Feb 19, 2024
222 - Domain Control
Feb 12, 2024
221 - The Anatomy of Casting a Spell
Feb 05, 2024
220 - The Gap
Jan 29, 2024
219 - GB Rock and the Time Anthony Tackled Jeff Van Gundy
Jan 22, 2024
218 - The Fajitas Model of Organized Play
Jan 15, 2024
217 - UW Flash, Bloom's Taxonomy, and the Casey Anthony Trial
Jan 08, 2024
216 - Back to Basics (MTG Arena Edition)
Jan 01, 2024
215 - Long-Term Plans
Dec 25, 2023
214 - Standard Sunrise Episode
Dec 20, 2023
213 - Modern Sunset Episode
Dec 11, 2023
212 - Discovery//Dispersal
Dec 04, 2023
211 - What's a Format Staple, Anyway?
Nov 27, 2023
210 - Where Are You Now?
Nov 20, 2023
209 - Mishra's Bauble 101: Jace, Architect of Thotties with Bugattis
Nov 13, 2023
208 - In-Game Communication
Nov 06, 2023
207 - Thoughtseize 101: The Ring of Power-Bottom
Oct 30, 2023
206 - Art and Design in Magic
Oct 23, 2023
205 - Developing Your Local Community
Oct 16, 2023
204 - In-Game Arbitrage (Unsuccessfully Being Dragged Out of the Costco)
Oct 09, 2023
203 - Line-Up Theories, Big and Small
Oct 02, 2023
202 - Information Leaks and Chad Michael Murray's Horrendous Cumberbund
Sep 25, 2023
201 - Scammin' All Over Your Face
Sep 18, 2023
140 - Cheers to the End of a Great First Season!
Sep 11, 2023
139 - The Yawgfather
Sep 04, 2023
138 - Modern Sunrise Episode
Aug 28, 2023
137 - Pioneer Sunset Episode
Aug 21, 2023
136 - Don't Count the Broccolis: Loops and Mono Green Devotion
Aug 14, 2023
135 - Go Flumph Yourself: Saving Money in Magic
Aug 07, 2023
134 - Open Decklists and Karate Trophies
Jul 31, 2023
133 - Pauper, the Dumpster Format
Jul 24, 2023
132 - Sizzlin' Sideboards, Batman!
Jul 17, 2023
131 - More Minotaury, Extra Horns
Jul 10, 2023
130 - Breaking Serve
Jul 03, 2023
129 - At Least With Arboreal Grazer, It's All Hand Stuff
Jun 26, 2023
128 - Where's the Gaak?!
Jun 19, 2023
127 - For the Wind: An Aspiring FNM End-Boss's Pioneer Progress Report
Jun 12, 2023
126 - Boros Convoke
Jun 07, 2023
125 - Say It to Yourself in Reid Duke's Voice
May 29, 2023
124 - Tim Curry is Too Sexy in Minecraft
May 22, 2023
123 - You and Shakira, Both
May 15, 2023
122 - Spaghetti is Always Acceptable
May 08, 2023
121 - House of Dracula, Monster Model Museum
May 01, 2023
120 - Jackie Robinson Was Not In Water World
Apr 24, 2023
119 - What if Me and Gravity Kissed on the Tilt-A-Whirl. JK... Unless...
Apr 17, 2023
118 - The Down to Clown Umbrella
Apr 14, 2023
117 - Marc Chagall and WWII-Era Formalism in a Magic Context (and some really long pop-punk track titles (Don't F**k with K-Pop Fans))
Apr 03, 2023
116 - A Car Version of Jamie Lee Curtis
Mar 27, 2023
115 - Teferi, Byronic Hero of Dominaria
Mar 20, 2023
114 - It's Broccoli Time, Bitches
Mar 13, 2023
113 - Polygamously Married to the Ephemeral Spirit of the Fictional Character, Severus Snape
Mar 06, 2023
112 - Lebron Swanson
Feb 27, 2023
111 - The Gentleman's Splash
Feb 20, 2023
110 - The Shittiest Power Rangers
Feb 13, 2023
109 - The Commander Episode (Not a Good Sport)
Feb 06, 2023
108 - Tyvar, Jubilant Baller
Jan 30, 2023
107 - The Nikachu Episode (My Tundra Has a Thumb-Hole)
Jan 23, 2023
106 - It's a Good Spiral
Jan 16, 2023
105 - Why Are There Teeth in My Pocket?
Jan 09, 2023
104 - Billy Eichner, the Golden Boy
Jan 02, 2023
103 - I'm a Slut for Aquariums
Dec 26, 2022
102 - The Sapir-Whorf Infiltrator
Dec 19, 2022
101 - Never Stop
Dec 12, 2022
Trailer 1
Dec 06, 2022