Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up: Two verbal processors invite you to join them as they sit down to think out loud. Topics include, but are not limited to, being a white belt in jujitsu, rolling rocks, carrying guns, reading good books, interacting socially, and fighting to lead a meaningful life. They do not promise that anything discussed will be useful, or even entertaining, but it will be consistent! So, if you have nothing better to do, pop in your ear buds and kick up your feet. Unsolicited, pseudo intellectual ramblings begin now.