Not Till You’re Married
By Jessica Sebastian
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Reading the old journals of a boy-crazy church girl chaperoned by drinks & friends.
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Things have got to be said about other things.
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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The mom
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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“Thanks for ruining my family”
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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The ride home was penis
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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You know I’d do anything for you…
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May 15, 2025 |
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So he’s “destructing” himself.
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Dude I gotta pee!
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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“Don’t Say ‘Chick’ Around Jesse Spano”
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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500!
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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(Maggie says hi)
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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I hope I never see him again.
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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too which rocks
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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Mary Clocked Me
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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• Mike S.
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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I Kissed a Straight Up MAN
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Nottillyouremarriedpod@gmail.com
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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I’m the smartest person who’s ever lived…
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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“Do you wanna go to the early church or the late?”
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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“Well aren’t you beautiful?”
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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I got a “D” on my Spanish final.
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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“It’s such a bore, being butt poor”
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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He hung up with them to talk to me (sigh)
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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“I’m in a skit!”
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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I’m been in Apathy all this time & it’s time to give it up!
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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I mean, he kissed Amanda 4 cryin out loud!
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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Someone’s not telling the truth
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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It’s Understandable
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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It makes me feel like Tori Spelling…
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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a bunch of my cellulite is gone & I’m not as thick!
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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Satan’s got a hold of them. It’s disgusting.
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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How come those pelicans have a love life & I don’t?
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Ya, I’m a sad sad girl.
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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“1 crumb is like a meal for a roach!”
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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“I’ll pew on you!”
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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🎼Hey would you blow me…a kiss”
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Jesus 2002
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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Gosh! tonight was the BEST!
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May 29, 2024 |
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…Cotton punched me in the face… Pt 2
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May 22, 2024 |
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…We got a video camera 4 our computer! (Part 1!)
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May 15, 2024 |
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Hello! I’m tired!
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May 01, 2024 |
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I wish I was there! Suck balls!
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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… This boy stopped me and asked me. “Why are you doing this?” and I said “Because I love Jesus!”
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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DOESNT SHE KNOW I NEED HER IM SO LONELY!!
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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Last night I dreamed about Kyle & he was my boyfriend bla bla bla
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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We all piled on her waterbed & cuddled & talked.
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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He’s Jewish! (I need to pray 4 him!)
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Wwwwaaaazzuupp!
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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…Jesus will always be there 4 me. He’s such a sweety!
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Then he “fake” made out with me.
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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MY 2ND EMAIL!!! (w/ Seth Cain pt 2)
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Conversation with Seth Cain!
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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He can stay here and you can hold his hand and kiss him, he’s so much cuter than Dan.
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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Hello! How many guys do you know that love that movie! Thank you! I LOVE HIM!!!
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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Bye Seth!
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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HI SETH!!!
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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I slow danced with T.J. Buckingham & he kissed me on the cheek!
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Church tonight was about myrters & it rocked.
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Rach said she got 4 ugly girls. HA!
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Did you eat all your skittles yet?
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Nicole G is looking 4 you. I think she wants 2 sex u up!
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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I can’t wait till I’m out of my corset, I’m gonna dress like a slut then! NOT!
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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He would be indebted to you forever. Your l♥️ve slave. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Cowboy take me away…to East Garden
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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**Redacted** is a big dumb ugly whore. J/k!
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Monster tits!
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Listening 2 Oval Opus makes me yearn for Dan!
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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It’s to guard my heart & can have SEX all day!
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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So now I have that.
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Guys I fucked up.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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I bought a charchol skirt.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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My conversation with Bandi Morford my 9th grade science teacher
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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I realized I didn’t want 2 let go of the 1990’s…
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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STEFFYS DIARY!!!
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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The biscut & muffin was small so don’t think I’m a pig or n-e thing.
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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I dreamed about awhile ago but I can’t remember what it was about.
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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I didn’t go by Jed’s house like a stalker today.
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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11 Baby Flying Squirrels
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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I grabbed his butt and I cannot lie.
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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I guess I’m not a “settle down” person.
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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I held his hand, 2xs cuz praying. I love him!
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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My worshiping was great.
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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He’ll never be heard of in this diary again & he won’t be able 2 take up space.
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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It smelled but it w/ SO loveable.
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May 31, 2023 |
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I’m so scared of devorcee.
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May 24, 2023 |
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Now is the Time…for a soul-patch haircut.
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May 15, 2023 |
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How the fuck are ya?
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May 11, 2023 |
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Lots of Stoners & Cussers
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May 08, 2023 |
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Mega Ankshis!
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Jessica! He’s just not that into her!
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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Hi Caller, You’re on the Air.
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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The Gays…minus you.
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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My old trash is now her new trash!
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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Hey John Travolta
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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5 (e) X Lips
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Three Horse Heads like Mt. Rushmore
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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…It’s Beat Down Time!
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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Dustin called be a bitch…
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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I Lost My Purity Ring!
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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Summer Lovin’
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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Not THAT kind of “horse girl”
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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Not Till You’re Married (Trailer)
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Feb 07, 2023 |