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Episodes: 65

 May 23, 2023
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Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

Episode Date
Ages And Stages: The Saga Continues
Jul 10, 2024
Ages And Stages: The Early Years
Jul 03, 2024
I Don’t Let My Kids Win
Jun 26, 2024
Why Is Her Butt So Big?
Jun 19, 2024
Let Your Kids Get Hurt
Jun 12, 2024
Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself
Jun 05, 2024
Toothpaste Is Not Skincare
May 29, 2024
The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling
May 22, 2024
Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran
May 15, 2024
First Birthday Mail Bag
May 08, 2024
Why Fight The Robots?
May 01, 2024
Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?
Apr 24, 2024
We Look With Our Eyes
Apr 17, 2024
You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra
Apr 10, 2024
Lower Your Expectations
Apr 03, 2024
Spring Break, Mom Break
Mar 27, 2024
Kid Spaces And Stuff
Mar 20, 2024
Feeding Littles, Mediums, And Larges Ft. Megan McNamee
Mar 13, 2024
Our TikTok Sensation Wrote A Book
Mar 06, 2024
Stop When You Get To Three "No"s
Feb 28, 2024
Pop-Tart Funeral
Feb 21, 2024
Valentines: The School Made Me Do It
Feb 14, 2024
Lost And Found: Mom Edition
Feb 07, 2024
Story Time!
Jan 31, 2024
Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds
Jan 24, 2024
Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course
Jan 17, 2024
Unslam The Door
Jan 10, 2024
Jan 03, 2024
New Year, Same Me
Dec 27, 2023
The Gift Of No Timer
Dec 20, 2023
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2
Dec 13, 2023
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1
Dec 06, 2023
Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup
Nov 29, 2023
It’s Not A Phase Mom
Nov 22, 2023
Nov 15, 2023
Activating Mom Wait Mode
Nov 08, 2023
Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret
Nov 01, 2023
I’m A Bad Mom And So Can You
Oct 25, 2023
This Is Halloween
Oct 18, 2023
Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton
Oct 11, 2023
Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?
Oct 04, 2023
Break The Cycle, Because I Said So
Sep 27, 2023
Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation
Sep 20, 2023
Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel
Sep 13, 2023
I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2
Sep 06, 2023
I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1
Aug 30, 2023
Tidiness Is Morally Neutral
Aug 23, 2023
Sorry Not Sorry… But I Really Am
Aug 16, 2023
There’s A Frog In My Backpack
Aug 09, 2023
You Don’t Need Kids To Listen To This Podcast
Aug 02, 2023
Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin
Jul 26, 2023
The Toddler Grief Theory
Jul 19, 2023
It’s Okay To Say “It’s Okay”
Jul 12, 2023
It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants
Jul 05, 2023
I Love My Mom Guilt
Jun 28, 2023
Find The “Why” Behind The Lie
Jun 21, 2023
I’m A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person
Jun 14, 2023
You’re Not Bribing Your Kids Enough
Jun 07, 2023
Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)
May 31, 2023
My Kids Cuss More Than I Do
May 24, 2023
I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine
May 17, 2023
Am I Doing Mother’s Day Wrong?
May 14, 2023
I Yell At My Kids
May 10, 2023
Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?
May 03, 2023
Childproof (Trailer)
Apr 18, 2023