Luke Hand Diary
By Luke Hand
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Daily diary ep. 1 or 2 mins.
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
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Pause to inhale deeply (Sat, 14/06/2025)
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Jun 03, 2026 |
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🥃 🫧 🛀 (Friday, 13/06/2025)
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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Swedgered (Thu, 12/06/2025)
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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I ❤️ Lawrence (Wed, 11/06/2025)
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Apr 21, 2026 |
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With frenzy (Tue, 10/06/2025)
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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Reggae-ish (Mon, 09/06/2025)
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Apr 19, 2026 |
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We’re global! (Sun, 08/06/2025)
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Francis Bacon (07/06/2025)
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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Lemon Myrtle (Fri, 06/06/2025)
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Jan 01, 2026 |
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Kiss me, I’m Pleiadian! (Thu, 05/06/2025)
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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Annoying (Wed, 04/06/2025)
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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18 wheeler (Tue, 03/06/2025)
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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🎬 Action!! (Mon, 02/06/2025)
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Nov 23, 2025 |
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Comfy runners (Sun, 01/06/2025)
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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Scored 77% on PrettyScale.com (Sat, 31/05/2025)
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Oct 11, 2025 |
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Fri, 30/05/2025
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Emil Cioran (Thu, 29/05/2025)
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Hire a sex worker? 🤔 (Wed, 28/05/2025)
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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I’ve a lucky face (Tue, 27/05/2025)
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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“We like your look!” (Mon, 26/05/2025)
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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Sun, 25/05/2025
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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Meat (Sat, 24/05/2025)
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Oct 04, 2025 |
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NULL (Fri, 23/05/2925)
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Dentist (Thu, 22/05/2025)
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Kicks (Wed, 21/05/2025)
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Confound it (Tue, 20/05/2025)
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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HERstory (Mon, 19/05/2025)
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Munchkin (Sun, 18/05/2025)
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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Sat, 17/05/2025
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Sep 27, 2025 |
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Fri, 16/05/2025
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Denti$t 😬 (Thu, 15/05/2025)
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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Mental; penis (Wed, 14/05/2025)
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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Nipple 🤏 (Tue, 13/05/2025)
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Blood test (Mon, 12/05/2025)
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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“Making it out of Stalingrad with this one” (Sun, 11/05/2025)
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Sep 21, 2025 |
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Sat, 10/05/2025
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Sep 20, 2025 |
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Fri, 09/05/2025
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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Pumpkin skins (Thu, 08/05/2025)
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Sickie (Wed, 07/05/2025)
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Triggered (Tue, 06/05/2025)
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Brewski at the Pub (Mon, 05/05/2025)
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Beans (Sun, 04/05/2025)
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Sep 14, 2025 |
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Competent supervisor (Sat, 03/05/2025)
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Sep 13, 2025 |
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No brakes (Fri, 02/05/2025)
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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Chunder (Thu, 01/05/2025)
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Flicker (Wed, 30/04/2025)
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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A guy called me 👴🏻〰️📞〰️🧑🏻 (Tue, 29/04/2025)
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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Had a same-sex encounter (Mon, 28/04/2025)
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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🚜 ✌🏻❤️ (Sun, 27/04/2025)
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Sep 07, 2025 |
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Wow (Sat, 26/04/2025)
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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Fri, 25/04/2025
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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Mate (Thu, 24/04/2025)
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Bit of a life-hack 😉 (Wed, 23/04/2025)
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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Passed (Tue, 22/04/2025)
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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🔥 🍆 (Mon, 21/04/2025)
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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Easter Sunday (Sun, 20/04/2025)
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Aug 31, 2025 |
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Not much room for a Mushroom (Sat, 19/04/2025)
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Aug 30, 2025 |
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Unabomber podcast and chill (Fri, 18/04/2025)
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Go to whoa (Thu, 17/04/2025)
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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All but cocked a snoot (Wed, 16/04/2025)
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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Piss alley (Tue, 15/04/2025)
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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Wishing I didn’t exist, etc (Mon, 14/04/2025)
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Slept the clock around (Sun, 13/04/2025)
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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Ripper (Sat, 12/04/2025)
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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Pumpkins (Fri, 11/04/2025)
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Choux (Thu, 10/04/2025)
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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A romp (Wed, 09/04/2025)
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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Sent home from work (Tue, 08/04/2025)
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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What a characterful face (Mon, 07/04/2025)
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Bravo (Sun, 06/04/2025)
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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A whale needs a hole in the head (Sat, 05/04/2025)
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Aug 03, 2025 |
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TGIF4A2025 (Fri, 04/04/2025)
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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0-4 (Thu, 03/03/2025)
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Jul 27, 2025 |
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All by myself (Wed, 02/04/2025)
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Beautiful cheesecake (Tue, 01/04/2025)
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Metaphysical implications (Mon, 31/03/2025)
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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Sun, 30/03/2025
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Jul 19, 2025 |
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Neighbour wearing Trump shirt 😞 (Sat, 29/03/2025)
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Sonned a hoon (Fri, 28/03/2025)
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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Musique concrète and chill (Thu, 27/03/2025)
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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Wed, 26/03/2025
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Jul 14, 2025 |
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25c tip 🫳🏻🪙🫲🏻 (Tue, 25/03/2025)
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Jul 13, 2025 |
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Leaned my tummy on a warm groyne (Mon, 24/03/2025)
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Jul 12, 2025 |
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Sun, 23/03/2025
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Jul 05, 2025 |
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A poke in the eye with a sharp stick (Sat, 22/03/2025)
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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Pretty (Fri, 21/03/2025)
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Horrible job interview (Thu, 20-03-2025)
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Very sweet grapes (Wed, 19/03/2025)
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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Ahem (Tue, 18/03/2025)
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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Contraband seaweed (Mon, 17/03/2025)
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Sun, 16/03/2025
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Nobheads abound - that’s life (Sat, 15/03/2025)
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Jun 02, 2025 |
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ROFLcopter (Fri, 14/03/2025)
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May 30, 2025 |
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Green leaf volatiles (Thu, 13/03/2025)
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May 29, 2025 |
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Bants with [REDACTED] (Wed, 12/03/2025)
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May 28, 2025 |
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[REDACTED]’s book launch (Tue, 11/03/2025)
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May 27, 2025 |
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DJ King Chuck (Mon, 10/03/2025)
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May 26, 2025 |
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Date night (Sun, 09/03/2025)
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May 06, 2025 |
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Hermannus Contractus and chill (Sat, 08/03/2025)
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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RTFM (Fri, 07/03/2025)
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Kismet (Thu, 06/03/2025)
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Apr 19, 2025 |
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And that (Wed, 05/03/2025)
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Heel pieces of bread (Tue, 04/03/2025)
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Big sleep (Mon, 03/03/2025)
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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A more ‘woke’ toilet tissue (Sun, 02/03/2025)
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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It is March, my dudes (Sat, 01/03/2025)
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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Basil leaves (Fri, 28/02/2025)
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Burnt ends (Thu, 27/02/2025)
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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By my standards (Wed, 26/02/2025)
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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On accident (Tue, 25/02/2025)
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Got filled up - very satisfying (Mon, 24/02/2025)
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Nifty (Sun, 23/02/2025)
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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Hot as a witch’s tit (Sat, 22/02/2025)
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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Fri, 21/02/2025
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Feb 22, 2025 |
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Psychedelic Country Road blouse (Thu, 20/02/2025)
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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Soul grind 🛼 (Wed, 19/02/2025)
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Bent (Tue, 19/02/2025)
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Went to the movies with a married man (Mon, 17/02/2925)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Barramundi (Sun, 16/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Horseradish (Sat, 15/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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LOUD!! (Fri, 14/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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This could be us but you playing (Thu, 13/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Salada biscuits & chill (Wed, 12/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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“Fingers are for wrinkling” (Tue, 11/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Collective noun: a ‘twist’ of Periwinkles (Mon, 10/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Despairing (Sun, 09/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Anarchy in the CBD! (Sat, 08/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Fri, 07/02/2025
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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‘Very Ape’ (Thu, 06/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Twinning with mum 👯 (Wed, 05/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Hoons with Nerf guns 🚗♾️🔫 (Tue, 04/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Luke’s Rest 3.0 (Mon, 03/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Lost, old fella? (Sun, 02/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Cursed shift (Sat, 01/02/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Sparring outside Toyworld 🥊 (Fri, 31/01/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Thu, 30/01/2025
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Fresha orange juice drink (Wed, 29/01/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Phrygian mode (Tue, 28/01/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Surprise carrots (Mon, 27/01/2025)
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Rig (Sun, 26/01/2025)
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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Bosom (Sat, 25/01/2025)
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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Umm, err (Fri, 24/01/2025)
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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[REDACTED PROTEIN] tartare (Thu, 23/01/2025)
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Feb 15, 2025 |
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Wed, 22/01/2025
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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ALCOHOL!! 🥂 (Tue, 21-01-2025)
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Payday (Mon, 20/01/2025)
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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“Decadent loneliness” (Sun, 19/01/2025)
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Sewing sounds (Sat, 18/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Fri, 17/01/2025
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Nasty - in a good way (Thu, 16/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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The one with the househusband daydream (Wed, 15/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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3 PM (Tue, 14/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Anko rock 🎸 ⚡️(Mon, 13/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Gamelan and chill (Sun, 12/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Cmon, baby (Sat, 11/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Knowing my luck.. (Fri, 10/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Free money (Thu, 09/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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UAP (Wed, 08/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Hemming (Tue, 07/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Jan 6th 🫡 (Mon, 06/01/2025)
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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A very old profession - washing dishes (Sun, 05/01/2025)
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Dishes and chill (Sat, 04/01/2025)
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Fri, 03/01/2025
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Umami (Thu, 02/01/2025)
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Gqom and chill (Wed, 01/01/2025) [Gqom is a sub genre of house music from South Africa - ICYMI]
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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NYE: totally ruined by mozzies (Tue, 31/12/2024)
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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I am a Dylanologist (Mon, 30/12/2024)
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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Marine protein ‘n’ chips (Sun, 29/12/2024)
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Sat, 28/12/2024
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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Acute Sexual Starvation (Fri, 27/12/2024)
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Jan 11, 2025 |
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Thu, 26/12/2024
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Not allowed to say “Merry Christmas” (Wed, 25/12/2024)
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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Toos-day, innit (24/12/2024)
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Wobbled (Mon, 23/12/2024)
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Sun, 22/12/2024
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Jan 05, 2025 |
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Brown sugar (Sat, 21/12/2024)
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!! (Fri, 20/12/2024)
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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The Talented Mr Hand (Thu, 19/12/2024)
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Dibber (Wed, 18/12/2024)
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Uninspired (Tue, 17/12/2024)
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Dec 22, 2024 |
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Annus horribilis: 2024 Year in Review
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Dec 21, 2024 |
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Sum of all fears (2002) (Mon, 16/12/2024)
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Top deck 🍫 (Sun, 15/12/2024)
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Not a euphemism (Sat, 14/12/2024)
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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T-jiff (Fri, 13/12/2024)
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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MOOOD (Thu, 12/12/2024)
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Peter Doherty ‘liked’ my comment (Wed, 11/12/2024)
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Allopathic Luigi Memes (Tue, 10/12/2024)
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Jawn (Mon, 09/12/2024)
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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UFOs and chill (Sun, 08/12/2024)
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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I changed my gender 🚺 (Sat, 07/12/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Calculove (Fri, 06/12/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Teevee snacks (Thu, 05/12/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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1,800 days (Wed, 04/12/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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FingerPlay (Tue, 03/12/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Mon, 02/12/2024
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Carbon copy (Sun, 01/12/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Pissed on mail from MP Dan Tehan (Sat, 30/11/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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OTC ("over-the-carrier") (Fri, 29/11/2024)
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Groyne (Thu, 28/11/2024)
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Illegal (Wed, 27/11/2024)
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Tue, 26/11/2024
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Mon, 27/11/2024
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Bm (Sun, 24/11/2024)
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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IDM. Aleatoric IDM. (Sat, 23/11/2024)
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Glint (Fri, 22/11/2024)
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Beans (Thu, 21/11/2024)
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Sausage roll barm (Wed, 20/11/2024)
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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I was missed (Tue, 19/11/2024)
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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I’m 30 af! 🤦🏻♂️🙄😆 (Mon, 18/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Couple of wines 🥳 (Sun, 17/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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‘Yes, dear!’ app now in the App Store (Sat, 16/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Paracetamol and chill (Fri, 15/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Belated payday (Thu, 14/11/2014)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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𓅱𓍯𓎡𓍿 𓇋𓄿 (Wed, 13/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Corpse flower (Tue, 12/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Good drying day 🧺 (Mon, 11/11/2024)
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Neglect (Sun, 10/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Lady beetle (Sat, 09/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Get in!! (Fri, 08/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Proverbs 26:11 (Thu, 07/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Dot matrix (Wed, 06/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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YOLO but FML (Tue, 05/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Sunbathing (Mon, 04/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Sanity check. Egg?? (Sun, 03/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Check your head (Sat, 02/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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What ‘eye-candy’? (Fri, 01/11/2024)
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Coffin homes (Thu, 31/11/2024)
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Nov 16, 2024 |
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Beautiful womyn (Wed, 30/11/2024)
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Nov 16, 2024 |
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Let it rain! (Tue, 29/10/2024)
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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‘G-d ran out of ideas!’ (Mon, 28/10/2024)
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Shemozzle-cum-clustermunch (Sun, 27/10/2024)
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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Chinese mustard cutting has roots (Sat, 26/10/2024)
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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Don’t call the RSPCA, but… (Fri, 25/10/2024)
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Nov 09, 2024 |
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That’s good luck (Thu, 24/10/2024)
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Muso vibes (Wed, 23/10/2024)
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Punk’d a nibbling (Tue, 22/10/2024)
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Voile (Mon, 21/10/2024)
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Latibulated (Sun, 20/10/2024)
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Caught the bus (Sat, 19/10/2024)
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Socially inept (Fri, 18/10/2024)
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Bee buzzed by the borage (Thu, 17/10/2024)
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Malaka 🅿️ (Wed, 16/10/2024)
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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ROFLmao (Tue, 15/10/2024)
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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Took my jeans off, yada yada.. (Mon, 14/10/2024)
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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Reef (Sun, 13/10/2024)
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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Gisnep (Sat, 12/10/2024)
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Nov 02, 2024 |
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Made eye contact with a guy while I wasn’t wearing trousers (Fri, 11/10/2024)
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Leather jacket 🤘 (Thu, 10/10/2024)
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Wed, 09/10/2024
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Tue, 08/10/2024
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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October 7th (Mon, 07/10/2024)
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Fine wine (Sun, 06/10/2024)
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Dan Tehan MP missed a 10 cm putt (Sat, 05/10/2024)
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Morrissey had beef (Fri, 04/10/2024)
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Nectar of the gods (Thu, 03/10/2024)
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Beautiful bouquets (Wed, 02/10/2024)
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Bad soup (Tue, 01/10/2024)
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Mon, 30/09/2024
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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I wanna canoodle a womyn (Sun, 29/09/2024)
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Post Malone guests (Sat, 28/09/2024)
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Fuck that shit (Fri, 27/09/2024)
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Dog/cat/cow-and-housesitting (Thu, 26/09/2024)
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Chills. Full body chills. (Wed, 25/09/2024)
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Must be the moon (Tue, 24/09/2024)
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Mise en place for nowt (Mon, 23/09/2024)
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Sun, 22/09/2024
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Geelong Cats lost 😂 (Sat, 21/09/2024)
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Blue collar guy eye contact (Fri, 20/09/2024)
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Nufty energy (Thu, 19/09/2024)
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Cow scat marmalade (Wed, 18/09/2024)
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Deja vu (Tue, 17/09/2024)
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Mechanical Turk (Mon, 16/09/2024)
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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Sun, 15/09/2024
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Rest is revolutionary ✊🏻 (Sat, 14/09/2024)
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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He never married (Fri, 13/09/2024)
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Oct 11, 2024 |
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Purple shirt (Thu, 12/09/2024)
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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9/11 (Wed, 11/09/2024)
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Everlasting, my ass (Tue, 10/09/2024)
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Contacted by Stan (streaming service) (Mon, 09/09/2024)
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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Men aren’t funny (Sun, 08/09/2024)
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Baudelaire and chill (Sat, 07/09/2024)
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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I’m brainy (Fri, 06/09/2024)
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Al dente (Thu, 05/09/2024)
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Wed, 04-09-2024
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Gulch (Tue, 03/09/2024)
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Sep 21, 2024 |
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I’m a loser (Mon, 02/09/2024)
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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Banana biscuits (Sun, 01/09/2024)
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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Good morning, Na-aa-aarm! (Sat, 31-07-2024)
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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I moaned (Fri, 30/08/2024)
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Luke’s Rest: Gone (Thu, 29/08/2024)
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Oasis reunited 👯♂️ (Wed, 28-08-2024)
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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🍈 (Tue, 27/08/2024)
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Cow pats (Mon, 26/08/2024)
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Sep 08, 2024 |
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Free money! (Sun, 25/08/2024)
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Sep 07, 2024 |
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Seedling pots (Sat, 24/08/2024)
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Sep 07, 2024 |
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TGIF (pronounced: tee-jiff) (Fri, 23/08/2024)
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Otherworldly flowers (Thu, 22/08/2024)
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Cute diversion (Wed, 21/08/2024)
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Tue, 20/08/2024
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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Trilled (Mon, 19/08/2024)
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Gushed (Sun, 18/08/2024)
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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No penises, tyvm (Sat, 17/08/2024)
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Blue lotus tea (Fri, 16/08/2024)
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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Lonely (Thu, 15/08/2024)
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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March 1635th, 2020 😏 (Wed, 14/08/2024)
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Fruit seeds (Tue, 13/08/2024)
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Gargoyle 💀 (Mon, 12/08/2024)
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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Very intimate (Sun, 11/08/2024)
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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Lovely day (Sat, 10/08/2024)
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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Fuck me 🤤 (Fri, 09/08/2024)
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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Mummy, what’s a fidget spinner? (Thu, 08/08/2024)
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Aug 10, 2024 |
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Dog Star (Wed, 07/08/2024)
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Aug 10, 2024 |
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New middle finger style (Tue, 06/08/2024)
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Aug 10, 2024 |
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Drawing is hard (Mon, 05/08/2024)
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Aug 10, 2024 |
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Birds do bathe (Sun, 04/08/2024)
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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I’m a Qt (Sat, 03/08/2024)
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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MOOsic 🎸 🐄 (Fri, 02/08/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Thu, 01/08/2024
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Everlasting daisies (Wed, 31/07/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Tue, 30/07/2024
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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7 litres of soup (Mon, 29/07/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Credit to the boys (Sun, 28/07/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Bingewatched Alone again, naturally (Sat, 27/07/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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I’m an avowed pluviophile (Fri, 26/07/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Thu, 25/07/2024
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Wed, 24/07/2024
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Tue, 23/07/2024
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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Who needs a grave, right? 🪦 (Mon, 22/07/2024)
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Aug 03, 2024 |
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A crimson rosella flipped me the bird (Sun, 21/07/2024)
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Aug 02, 2024 |
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-4°C (Sat, 20/07/2024)
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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The Dinner (Fri, 19/07/2024)
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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Superhuman after all (Take 2) (Thu, 18/07/2024)
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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Wed, 17/07/2024
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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Cortado mocha-chino (Tue, 16/07/2024)
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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Wither efficiency? (Mon, 15/07/2024)
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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President Trump’s ear got grazed (Sun, 14/07/2024)
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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Corned [REDACTED PROTEIN] (Sat, 13/07/2024)
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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T-shirt 🌩️ 📖 🌺 (Fri, 12/07/2024)
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Jul 20, 2024 |
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CUCKED 👜 (Thu, 11/07/2024)
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Jul 20, 2024 |
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On the horizontal (Wed, 10/07/2024)
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Cortado - Iykyk! (Tue, 09/07/2024)
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Orificer 👮♂️ (Mon, 08/07/2024)
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Sun, 07/07/2024
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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His & Theirs (Sat, 06/07/2024)
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Being intimate with a guy-friend (Fri, 05/07/2024)
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Scone (Thu, 04/07/2024)
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Cupofchino (Wed, 03/07/2024)
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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My heart! (Tue, 02/07/2024)
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Thujone (Mon, 01/07/2024)
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Matinee tripper (Sun, 30/06/2024)
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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My birth-landlord (Sat, 29/06/2024)
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Covid vaccine jab 7 (Fri, 28/06/2024)
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Thu, 27/06/2024
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Resigned from aged care job (Wed, 26/06/2024)
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Aplomb (Tue, 25/06/2026)
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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And that (Mon, 24/06/2024)
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Sun, 23/06/2024
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Dicked around, hit the sack (Sat, 22/06/2024)
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Worcestershire sauce & chill (Fri, 21/06/2024)
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Thu, 20/06/2024
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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Pumpkin (Wed, 19/06/2024)
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Jun 22, 2024 |
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Travis Scott guests (Tue, 18/06/2024)
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Needles and pins-ah (Mon, 17/06/2024)
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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Gross (Sun, 16/06/2024)
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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You don’t TALK to me like that! (Sat, 15/06/2024)
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Jun 15, 2024 |
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Linguine alla sex-worker 🍝 (Fri, 14/06/2024)
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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I desperately need topping (feat. Aysya) (Thu, 13/06/2024)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Marinara gravy (Wed, 12/06/2024)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Cooking (Tue, 11/06/2024)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Filthy (Mon, 10/06/2024)
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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69er on the dirt track (Sun, 09/06/2024)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Sat, 08/06/2024
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Fri, 07/06/2024
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Thu, 06/06/2024
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Stimming (Wed, 05/06/2024)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Tendrils (Tue, 04/06/2024)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Natchos (Mon, 03/06/2024)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Waffles (they/them) (Sun, 02/06/2024)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Carded (Sat, 01/06/2024)
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Iced cream (Fri, 31/05/2024)
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Got a pearl necklace (Thu, 30/05/2024)
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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Tamarillo is a fruit (Wed, 29/05/2024)
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May 31, 2024 |
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Lovely ‘Gwangal Moronn’ day ☀️ (Tue, 28/05/2024)
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May 30, 2024 |
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Good bad-girl! 😈 🍿 (Mon, 27/05/2024)
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May 29, 2024 |
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Ratioed (Sun, 26/05/2024)
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May 27, 2024 |
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Saint race!! 🏃♂️ (Sat, 25/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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A hair past a freckle (Fri, 24/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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Thu, 23/05/2024
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May 26, 2024 |
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I need more haters. The old ones became fans. (Wed, 22/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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Emo intel (Tue, 21/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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C-suite drama 🍿🎭 (Mon, 20/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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So this is my life huh? (Sun, 19/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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Sat, 18/05/2024
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May 26, 2024 |
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Camping Wilson’s Prom for the weekend (Fri, 17/05/2024)
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May 26, 2024 |
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1600 (Thu, 16/05/2024)
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May 24, 2024 |
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Seed pack MVP (Wed, 15/05/2024)
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May 24, 2024 |
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Shoplifted (Tue, 14/05/2024)
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May 24, 2024 |
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I’ve a new tic (Mon, 13/05/2024)
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May 24, 2024 |
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Sun, 12/05/2024
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May 13, 2024 |
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Explosive new tip (Sat, 11/05/2024)
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May 13, 2024 |
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Pappardelle? (Fri, 10/05/2024)
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May 13, 2024 |
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Ahhh really good hedgehog (Thu, 09/05/2024)
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May 13, 2024 |
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Move over, Adolf Hitler! (Wed, 08/05/2024)
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May 10, 2024 |
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🚫 BLOCKED! (Tue, 07/05/2024)
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May 09, 2024 |
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Shooting star (Mon, 06/05/2024)
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May 09, 2024 |
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NDEs (Sun, 05/05/2024)
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May 08, 2024 |
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Jiff (Sat, 04/05/2024)
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May 08, 2024 |
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Cheesecake (Fri, 03/05/2024)
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May 06, 2024 |
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Thoughts on Sex Work (Thu, 02/05/2024)
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May 05, 2024 |
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Lowercase (Wed, 01/05/2024)
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May 03, 2024 |
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A pretty nice haircut (Tue, 30/04/2024)
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May 03, 2024 |
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TGIF (pron: ‘tee-jiff’) (Mon, 29/04/2024)
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May 01, 2024 |
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Hai bravo capito (Sun, 28/04/2024)
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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“You’re supposed to be invisible around here” (Sat, 27/04/2024)
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Basket guy (Fri, 26/04/2024)
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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Pants (Thu, 25/04/2024)
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Daubed (Wed, 24/04/2024)
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Spud-patty scallops (Tue, 23/04/2024)
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Mon, 22/04/2024
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Swedgered (Sun, 21/04/2024)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Effed (Sat, 20/04/2024)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Prettied-up (Fri, 19/04/2024)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Embezzled scran (Thu, 18/04/2024)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Surf the net & chill (Wed, 17/04/2024)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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RDO (Tue, 16/04/2024)
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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INFP (Mon, 15/04/2024)
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Nyotaimori for tea (Sun, 14/04/2024)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Wriggle (Sat, 13/04/2024)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Kerfuffles Unlimited (Fri, 12/04/2024)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Four doughnuts (Thu, 11/04/2024)
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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“ALPHA” writ large on boxer short waistbands (Wed, 10/04/2024)
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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278 IG “Likes” (Tue, 09/04/2024)
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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TGITEOFFMT (Thank god it’s the equivalent of Friday for me today!) (Mon, 08/04/2024)
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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🧺 Omo & chill (Sun, 07/04/2024)
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Trolling (Sat, 06/04/2024)
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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Picked flowers (Fri, 05/04/2024)
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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🫡 “G’day, Strangeface!” 👺 (Thu, 04/04/2024)
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Gucci (Wed, 03/04/2024)
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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Funk (Tue, 02/04/2024)
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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No spoons (Mon, 01/04/2024)
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Sun, 31/03/2024
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Sat, 30/03/2024
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Good-hair Friday (Fri, 29/03/2024)
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Thu, 28/03/2024
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Cover star 💋 (Wed, 27/03/2024)
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Glib (Tue, 26/03/2024)
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Kooky (Mon, 25/03/2024)
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Scabies (Sun, 24/03/2024)
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Human consciousness, RUOK? (Sat, 23/03/2024)
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Swansong (Fri, 22/03/2024)
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Not no dramas (Thu, 21/03/2024)
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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Got a bag (Wed, 20/03/2024)
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Gusty as (Tue, 19/03/2024)
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Askance (Mon, 18/03/2024)
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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The *other* “CBT” (Sun, 17/03/2024)
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Tinkering (Sat, 16/03/2024)
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Fri, 15/03/2024
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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“Lower than the slime on the ass end of a worm” (Thu, 14/03/2024)
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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Wed, 13/03/2024
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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Friend-zone ☁️ 🩶 (Tue, 12/03/2024)
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Snorkelling (Mon, 11/03/2024)
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Made food/ceramics/love -- made memories! (Sun, 10/03/2024)
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Sat, 09/03/2024
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Baggers (Fri, 08/03/2024)
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Mercurial (Thu, 07/03/2024)
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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Moist (Wed, 06/03/2024)
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Stfu in public!!?? (Tue, 05/03/2024)
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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Dan Tehan MP is a joke, I reckon (Mon, 04/03/2024)
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Lin Yutang gets it (Sun, 03/03/2024)
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Non zero panties (Sat, 02/03/2024)
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Umm and ahh (Fri, 01/03/2024)
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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I peed myself (Thu, 29/02/2024)
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Uyg'otmoq! (Wed, 28/02/2024)
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Shifting sands (Tue, 27/02/2024)
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Broke soil (Mon, 26/02/2024)
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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TIL: Panpsychism (Sun, 25/02/2024)
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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My neck, my back (Sat, 24/02/2024)
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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Episode 1000!! (23/02/2024)
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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Hills Hoist 3000 (Thu, 22/02/2024)
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Tubepaste (Wed, 21/02/2024)
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Lousy (Tue, 20/02/2024)
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Sink was full of dishes (Mon, 19/02/2024)
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Bored out of my gourd (Sun, 18/02/2024)
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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My chlorophyll-kiddy (Sat, 17/02/2024)
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Woof (Fri, 16/02/2024)
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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Bin night (Thu, 15/02/2024)
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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Valemtimes Day (Wed, 14/02/2024)
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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Aleatoric aeolian music (Tue, 13/02/2024)
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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Mon, 12/02/2024
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Closure (Sun, 11/02/2024)
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Apple-cucumber 😙👌 (Sat, 10/02/2024)
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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💔 The break-up (Fri, 09/02/2024)
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Sotto voce: “Gday, dickhead” (Thu, 08/02/2024)
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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Nice (Wed, 07/02/2024)
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Chamone ✨ (Tue, 06/02/2024)
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Prep (Mon, 05/02/2024)
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Ice skating (Sun, 04/02/2024)
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Skin-pets (Sat, 03/02/2024)
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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No hiccups (Fri, 02/02/2024)
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Halo 😇 (Thu, 01/02/2024)
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Slurry (Wed, 31/01/2024)
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Bistro (Tue, 30/01/2024)
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Ombudsman (Mon, 29/01/2024)
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Harvest (Sun, 28/01/2024)
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Quit the supermarket job! (Sat, 27/01/2024)
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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Fri, 26/01/2024
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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“Jude” (Thu, 25/01/2024)
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Plant parents (Wed, 24/01/2024)
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Screen time (Tue, 23/01/2024)
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Hank Marvin (Mon, 21/01/2024)
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Bored & unmoored! (Sun, 21/01/2024)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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One pea (Sat, 20/01/2024)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Fishbone cactus giveaway (Fri, 19/01/2024)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Waves (Thu, 18/01/2024)
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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Bad mood and day (Wed, 17/01/2024)
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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☁️ (Tue, 16/01/2024)
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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I’m dutiful and conscientious (Mon, 15/01/2024)
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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Midi-chlorians (Sun, 14/01/2024)
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Unchecked (Sat, 14/01/2024)
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Friday, 12/01/2024
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Regrets… (Thu, 11/01/2024)
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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Glass onion (Wed, 10/01/2024)
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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🎵 Tuuuune! 🤘 (Tue, 09/01/2024)
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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💜 What could possibly go wrong? (Mon, 08/01/2024)
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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Dan Tehan MP is a cretin (Sun, 07/01/2024)
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Trolleyed (Sat, 06/01/2024)
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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Mea culpa! (Fri, 05/01/2023)
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Sublime (Thu, 04/01/2024)
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Orange and read (Wed, 03/01/2023)
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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St Anthony shitted in the mother toilet (Tue, 02/01/2024)
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Pillow talk (Mon, 01/01/2024)
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Noodles (Sun, 31/12/2023)
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Cloud 9! (Sat, 30/12/2023)
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Metal-on-metal (Fri, 29/12/2023)
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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‘Udio (Thu, 28/12/2023)
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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Jab 6 (Wed, 27/12/2023)
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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480+ "Likes" (Tue, 26/12/2023)
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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No Logo was right! (Mon, 25/12/2023)
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Sunday, 24/12/2023
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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Do something! (Sat, 23/12/2023)
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Dropped 🤦🏻♂️ (Fri, 22/12/2023)
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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Like a party in my mouth with Corey Worthington as the host 🥗 (Thu, 21/12/2023)
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Luke 4 [REDACTED] 💘 (Wed, 20/12/2023)
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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My girlfriend’s PowerPoint ✌🏻💕📈 (Tue, 19/12/2023)
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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9:11 ⏰ (Mon, 18/12/2023)
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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The most beautiful womyn in the whole parish (Sun, 17/12/2023)
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Magic moments 💕 (Sat, 16/12/2023)
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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Apu (Fri, 15/12/2023)
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Not a turnt dream (Thu, 14/12/2023)
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Sextillion (Wed, 13/12/2023)
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Bildungsroman (Tue, 12/12/2023)
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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📟 LEGEND!! (Mon, 11/12/2023)
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Lion’s mane (Sun, 10/12/2023)
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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McRib (Sat, 09/12/2023)
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Fri, 08/12/2023
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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“That’s pétanque!” (Thu, 07/12/2023)
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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Gaudy (Wed, 06/12/2023)
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Not an interesting day (Tue, 05/12/2023)
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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A nother day, a nother dollar (Mon, 04/12/2023)
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Composite parts (Sun, 03/12/2023)
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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🏝️ 🧺 Date night (Sat, 02/12/2023)
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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LOL (lots of lifting) Fri, 01/12/2023
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Serious hangtime (Thu, 30/11/2023)
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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🦘 (Wed, 29/11/2023)
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Got waxed (Tue, 28/11/2023)
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Maranta leuconeura (Mon, 27/11/2023)
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Had two dates today (Sun, 26/11/2023)
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Girth (Sat, 25/11/2023)
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Soaking (Fri, 24/11/2023)
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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Got to-do’s did (Thu, 23/11/2023)
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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I quit! (Wed, 22/11/2023)
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Cmon baby (Tue, 21/11/2023)
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Unstinting (Mon, 20/11/2023)
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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📖 ‘No Place for a Nervous Lady’ (Sun, 19/11/2023)
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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1 coffee for the whole day, which— 💤 (Sat, 18/11/2023)
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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My birthday 🎂 (Fri, 17/11/2023)
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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Bully for them! (Thu, 16/11/2023)
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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🍎 Ooh, matron! 🫳🏻 (Wed, 15/11/2023)
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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A bit peaky (Tue, 14/11/2023)
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Mon, 13/11/2023
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Sun, 12/11/2023
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Seaweed ASMR (Sat, 11/11/2023)
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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Ahem (Fri, 10/11/2023)
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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You ain’t in Kansas nemore! (Thu, 09/11/2023)
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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Bramble of chest hair (Wed, 08/11/2023)
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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Annoying (Tue, 07/11/2023)
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Baptism of fire (Mon, 06/11/2023)
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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You Can’t buy Happiness… but You can buy Coffee, and That’s Pretty Close! (Sun, 05/11/2023)
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Greyhounds are actually very lazy (Sat, 04/11/2023)
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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Two Sodden Pairs of Suede Shoes (Fri, 03/10/2023)
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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“Oh fab,” he said sardonically (Thu, 02/11/2023)
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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“And stay out!” (Wed, 01/11/2023)
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Tuesday, 31/10/2023
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Elevenses (Mon, 30/10/2023)
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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🥂 12,000 Plays (Sun, 29/10/2023)
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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Angels (Sat, 28/10/2023)
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Decca Records talent scout 🎯 👍🏻 (Fri, 27/10/2023)
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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I’ve autism (Thu, 26/10/2023)
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Dog sake (Wed, 25/10/2023)
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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R.D.O. (Tue, 24/10/2023)
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Tummy ache (Mon, 23/10/2023)
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Jawn (Sunday, 22/10/2023)
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Anko facial (Sat, 21/10/2023)
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Banana tea (Fri, 20/10/2023)
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Buck wild (Thu, 19/10/2023)
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Tripping the light cerebral 🧑💻🎶 (Wed, 19/10/2023)
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Restless leg syndrome is my super power (Tue, 17/10/2023)
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Koala bear (16/10/2023)
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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🚫🫂⏳ 585 days (Sun, 15/10/2023)
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Green noise (Sat, 14/10/2023)
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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👻 (Fri, 13/10/2023)
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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Me lumbago (Thu, 12/10/2023)
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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2iC guy (Wed, 11/10/2023)
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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If you’ve got it, flaunt it (Tue, 10/10/2023)
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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…just kidding (Mon, 09/10/2023)
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Dan Tehan MP is a maggot (Sun, 08/10/2023)
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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New sheets (Sat, 07/10/2023)
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Tippity 🏏 (Fri, 06/10/2023)
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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I want to be in the Anko business!! (Thu, 05/10/2023)
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Mettle (Wed, 04/10/2023)
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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Centenarian bants (03/10/2023)
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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World’s greatest lover (Mon, 02/10/2023)
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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By jingos (Sun, 01/10/2023)
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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The ‘oNion ON the bOTtOM’ shibboleth
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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Avo 3-ways on toast (Fri, 29/09/2023)
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Ohhh.. 🤦🏻♂️ (Thu, 28/09/2023)
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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Proprioception 🤸♀️ (Wed, 27/09/2023)
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Probably wonderlands (Tuesday, 26/09/2023)
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Reverse-Kleenex box (Mon, 25/09/2023)
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Analemma is a figure of eight (Sun, 24/09/2023)
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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3,500,000 meals (Sat, 23/09/2023)
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Admin (Fri, 22/09/2023)
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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A Donga of One’s Own (Thu, 21/09/2023)
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Jussie Smollett fascinates me. A unique guy. Almost to a fault! (Wed, 20/09/2023)
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Scrappy (Tue, 19/09/2023)
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Hopelessness KPI (Mon, 18/09/2023)
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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I want to be a saint 😇 (Sun, 17/09/2023)
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Sat, 6/09/2023
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Dr appt (Fri, 15/09/2023)
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Olá Mozambique! 🇲🇿 (Thu, 14/05/2023)
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Eff-all (Wed, 13/09/2023)
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Cute love-seat for one (Tue, 12/09/2023)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Do unto others, and all that (Mon, 11/09/2023)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Hung Top (Sunday, 10/09/2023)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Even if I do say so myself (Sat, 09/09/2023)
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Fri, 08/09/2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Switchblade-hipped and strawberry-lipped (Thu, 07/09/2023)
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Based on a true story, apparently (Wed, 06/09/2023)
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Flummoxed (Tue, 05/09/2023)
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Ashwagandha (Mon, 04/09/2023AD)
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Umami for tea (Sun, 03/09/2023)
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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1-ply (Sat, 02/09/2023)
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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God Friended Me re-binge (Fri, 01/09/2023)
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Mid (Thu, 31/08/2023)
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Mood: 9! 📈 🤯 (Wed, 30/08/2023)
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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A twitcher’s wet dream (Tue, 29/08/2023)
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Love seat (Mon, 28/08/2023)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Blue Plaque (Sun, 27/08/2023)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Dead horse (Sat, 26/08/2023)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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That’s it. Thats the entry. (Fri, 25/08/2023)
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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This Episode was Written by AI - or was It! (Thu, 24/08/2023)
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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Turgid (Wed, 23/08/2023)
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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IJBOL (Tue, 22/08/2023)
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Thigh gap (Mon, 21/08/2023)
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Kilig myself (Sun, 20/08/2023)
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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Tailgating SUV got comeuppance on YouTube 🫢 (Sat, 19/08/2023)
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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Fetch (Fri, 18/08/2023)
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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All 👏 of 👏 the 👏 things 👏 (Thu, 17/08/2023)
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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Wed, 16/08/2023
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Oof (Tue, 15/08/2023)
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Quick day ⌛️ [Truman show delusion intensifies 😬] (Mon, 14/08/2023)
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Sunday, 13/08/2023
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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‘~s (Sat, 12/08/2023)
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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🥳 (Fri, 11/08/2023)
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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A bit of a Stifler for the rules (Thu, 10/08/2023)
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Man Bites Dog (Wed, 09/08/2023)
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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6/10 (Tue, 08/08/2023)
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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New red pullover (Mon, 07/08/2023)
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Girt (Sun, 06/08/2023)
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Salame (Sat, 05/08/2023)
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Smack barm pea wet (Fri, 04/08/2023)
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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Lizzo, we hardly knew thee 😏 (Thu, 03/08/2023)
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Must be the super-moon 🌝 (Wed, 02/08/2023)
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Shiny-arse (01/08/2023)
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Diprotodon (Mon, 31/07/2023)
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Docking (Sun, 30/07/2023)
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Autumnal tones (Sat, 29/07/2023)
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Box (28/07/2023)
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Boy-cut knickers
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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Sprang (26/07/2023)
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Apple TV+ and Chillax Like a Villain 😊 ✌🏻 ❤️
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Amapiano
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Solitaire (23/07/2023)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Bad day (22/07/2023)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Gash (21/07/2023)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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The River Red Gum (20/07/2023) 🌳
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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I, uh.. cut myself baking (20/07/2023)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Snivelling nibbling (18/07/2023)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Jaysus, Mary, Joseph, and the ever-loving donkey... (17/07/2023)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Sunday, 16/07/2023
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Saturday, 15/07/2023
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Oulipo (14/07/2023)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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‘Half cut bastard’
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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2IC (12/07/2023)
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Edging (11/07/2023)
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Leftovers
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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GFE 🫂
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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À la Old Town Road
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Friday 7th July, 2023
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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Soi 38 and that 🍜
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Bush wee
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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I Seriously Need a Good Fucking From Something Other Than Life 😆 🤦🏻♂️ 🙄
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Moss (03/07/2023)
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Happenstance (02/07/2023)
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Frazzled (01/07/2023)
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Queer (30/06/2023)
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Jul 01, 2023 |
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Hither and thither
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Wth, Luke haha (28/06/2023)
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Dockets 🧾 (27/06/2023)
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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March 1,212th 2020 (26/06/2024)
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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nearly went cunt over tit (25/06/2023)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Mwhaha (24/06/2023)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Sage 🔥 (23/06/2023)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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feel like 100 dogecoin (ie total shït) (22/06/2023)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Delivered mag racks/Film screening (21/06/2023)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Pfizer Covid Vax Jab #5 ✅ 👍🏻 (20/06/2023)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Skiffle
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Stay gorgeous!
|
Jun 19, 2023 |
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Vim
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Smash windows of AGL, etc 🖕🏻
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Dogging
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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Shoddier
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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Should parenthood be banned? (13/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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06/06/2023
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Optimistic 📈 (12/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Napoli 🍝 (11/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Sosumi 🚶♂️ (10/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Floss 💍 (09/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Spud (08/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Moo (07/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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(05/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Lost weekend, part 1 (03/06/2023)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Don’t tell me what to do - you’re not my granddaughter
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Dusty leaves
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Reprobate (01/06/2023)
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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🐸 ribbit
|
Jun 01, 2023 |
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“Enjoy!” 🥤
|
May 30, 2023 |
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Woke 🥱
|
May 29, 2023 |
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‘papple’ (pear-apple)
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May 28, 2023 |
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Your old man’s plums 🍒 (27/05/2023)
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May 27, 2023 |
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Smash your TV! (26/05/2023)
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May 26, 2023 |
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Exactly what you need (25/05/2023)
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May 25, 2023 |
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Revelatory (24/05/2023)
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May 24, 2023 |
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👍🏻 Dopamine (23/05/2023)
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May 23, 2023 |
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Middens (22/05/2023)
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May 22, 2023 |
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Lion’s share 💊
|
May 21, 2023 |
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Sat 20th May, 2023
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May 21, 2023 |
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Hiraeth
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May 20, 2023 |
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Much of a muchness
|
May 19, 2023 |
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I’m semi-retired!!
|
May 18, 2023 |
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“Better off broke than badly bent”
|
May 17, 2023 |
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R.S.V. 🦠 > SARS-CoV-2 (aka “covid-19”)
|
May 16, 2023 |
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Ahem…
|
May 15, 2023 |
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This diary entry was not written by Chatgpt - or was it?
|
May 14, 2023 |
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Tacky 🙃
|
May 13, 2023 |
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I’ve heard of “9/11”
|
May 12, 2023 |
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Humpday, 5.10.23
|
May 11, 2023 |
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Uranus is a planet
|
May 09, 2023 |
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Something was wrong
|
May 08, 2023 |
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Digging my potatoes
|
May 08, 2023 |
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I tested for Covid
|
May 07, 2023 |
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Train journey and chill
|
May 05, 2023 |
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Seminal (in no more ways than one!)
|
May 04, 2023 |
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[smiles wryly]
|
May 03, 2023 |
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S01e704: For Every Yes There are a Thousand No's
|
May 02, 2023 |
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May Day asmr
|
May 01, 2023 |
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:-|
|
May 01, 2023 |
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Still got it
|
Apr 30, 2023 |
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Fucken dog..
|
Apr 29, 2023 |
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Haight-bloody-Ashbury
|
Apr 27, 2023 |
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I didn’t do two arsons in as many days, ya gotta believe me! 🔥
|
Apr 26, 2023 |
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Lesters, jesters! 🤙🏻
|
Apr 25, 2023 |
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Resigned ✊🏻
|
Apr 24, 2023 |
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Sunday 23 April 2023
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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⚡️🖕🏻 🍌
|
Apr 22, 2023 |
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Fling 🧲
|
Apr 21, 2023 |
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I want to dye
|
Apr 21, 2023 |
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Fruits
|
Apr 19, 2023 |
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Keep calm and stitch
|
Apr 19, 2023 |
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Spade ♠️
|
Apr 18, 2023 |
|
Edging for hours
|
Apr 17, 2023 |
|
Chill factor ███████▒▒▒ 69
|
Apr 16, 2023 |
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Top
|
Apr 15, 2023 |
|
Hoons
|
Apr 14, 2023 |
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Waste
|
Apr 11, 2023 |
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Sad
|
Apr 10, 2023 |
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More boring Sunday
|
Apr 10, 2023 |
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Boring Saturday
|
Apr 09, 2023 |
|
Good Friday
|
Apr 07, 2023 |
|
HISS!!!
|
Apr 07, 2023 |
|
Null
|
Apr 06, 2023 |
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Gagged
|
Apr 05, 2023 |
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LonelyBoredTired
|
Apr 03, 2023 |
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Fey af
|
Apr 03, 2023 |
|
Mighty fighting hawks
|
Apr 01, 2023 |
|
defenestrated
|
Apr 01, 2023 |
|
📊🍟🛌
|
Mar 30, 2023 |
|
Ugh
|
Mar 29, 2023 |
|
Maillard 🍄
|
Mar 28, 2023 |
|
Latibulated
|
Mar 27, 2023 |
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Sunday 26 March 2023
|
Mar 27, 2023 |
|
Cardigan
|
Mar 26, 2023 |
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🍊 four-inch door hinge
|
Mar 24, 2023 |
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Creative accounting 🧮
|
Mar 23, 2023 |
|
Humpday, 1117th March 2020 😏
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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Nfkfkf
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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Mondays…
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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🪑
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Ex-friend iced-out
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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A lorry pinning an ombudsman against an arboretum
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Feel like a NEET
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Wednesday 15 March, 2023
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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🤡
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Day off
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Cuddled nibbling
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Tits on a bull
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Doodled with her
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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Elysian
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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😣 Wed 8 Mar 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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Hypothetical
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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scintilla
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Monday 6 March 2023
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Zomg! 😳
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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The lady’s finger laid on my crows feet
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Mar 04, 2023 |
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Anko’s
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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Disappointed
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Non-vegan Davo’s shibboleth
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Blow a raspberry on accident 😘
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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I would do unspeakable things for a cuddle 🫂
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Magnets
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Tomato Is a Fruit
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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Friday
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Chilling
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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Wednesday (the day before Thursday)
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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“Bedlam”
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Fugly
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Sunday, 19 February 2023
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Don't trust anyone over 30 -- months!
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Feb 18, 2023 |
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I need a fucking canoodle
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Better than penetrative sex
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Get thee to a nunnery
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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❤️ 📉
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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No good
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Red gravy 🍝
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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✨ sparkles ✨
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Al dente
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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69er on the beach
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Warrnambool’s Richard Simmons
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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🎶🚶😊
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Redonkulous 🌊 💚
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Date went well
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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Carefree day, to be fair
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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Date lined up..
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Yhheeeahhhh…
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Fuck this shit
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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I’m a 3 😔
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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The old rochambeau
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Sunday 29 January 2023
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Crappy
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Got down on my knees at the beat (Fri 27 Jan 2023)
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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Thu 26 Jan 2023
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Fizzer
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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That’s all she wrote down
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Monday 23 Jan
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Uncle! (Sun, 22 Jan 2023)
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Back at it again in the White Ankos!! 👟
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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Unremarkable in the extreme
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Stream “Sines” 💿
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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5% welsh now too as well 🧬
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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AI Shakshuka 💻 🍽️
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Oh sweet nothing! 🪴
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Pop tarts
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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Ball sauna 🥵
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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Fudge! (Fri, 13/01/2023)
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Jan 14, 2023 |
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Saw a naked woman (just an online photo but still..)
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Chunder 🤢
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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Delighted, even
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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A-meh-zing day...
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Just: wow.
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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the love of my life
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Jan 07, 2023 |
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Oxygen thief
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Dross
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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Oroo
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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Gday
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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🤙🏻
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Funny pair
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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31 Dec 2022
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Fri 30 Dec 2022
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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Thu 29 Dec 2022
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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Wed 28 Dec 2022
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Dec 29, 2022 |
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🎵 I could get *used* to this! 🎶 (Tue, 27 Dec, 22)
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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Monday, 26 December 2022
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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Christmas escovitch
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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Sleeping
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Friday 23/12/22
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Thu 22/12/22
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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What is this, March 2020? 🦠
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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‘Binge watch’
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Shaggy is the pudding; IDM is the Main
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Your anus 🪐
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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Bothy! Lido! Uncle!
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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00:22
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Had F45 tonight
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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Wednesday 14/12/2022
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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Chundered
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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It’s gorge! 🫳🏻
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Probably the most well-patroned restaurant in the history of person-kind 🍽️
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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In a reverie
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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3.3 stars ✨ 😊 👍🏻
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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Truman Show sunset
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Juice
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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What a wonderful world 😐
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Shut down 🪫
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Sunday, 4/12/22
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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Sat, 3/11/22.
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Periwinkle (Fri, 2/12/22)
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Oh, breed me!
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Good-guy glands
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Wednesday, 30 Nov 2022
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Literally mowed the lawn (Not a euphemism). Tue 29 Nov, 2022
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Took First Step in Life Event (Not Telling What)
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Craggily
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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I’m very into you
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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Pong
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Nicer than God 🙋🏻♂️
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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Nasturtium capers 🌺
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Don’t look back
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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I hate this Monday specifically
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Sunday, 20th November 2022
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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19/11/2022
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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18/11/2022
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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17/11/2022
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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half cut bastard
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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15/11/2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Grandma’s funeral (14/11/22)
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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13/11/2022
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Who, me?
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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11/11/2022
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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10/11/2022
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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I’m toxic
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Eclipse
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Monday, 7/11/22 - SSNIs are for normies
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Sunday, 6 Nov 2022
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Disliked message
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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Friday
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Vale 🕊️
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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11:59 PM!!
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Babies
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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coolest, toughest, funniest, realest
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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I landed some blunts at Fitzroy 🛹
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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Ugh
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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I’m the Man With the Feminine Touch!
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Thursday 27 October 2022
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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smoking - nay, smoulderingly - hot 🥵
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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Do a kickflip
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Wimp
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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T.G.Y.O.L.O.
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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Deece bants
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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Wholesome time
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Cruising Gay St
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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I sucked something off
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Pukka!
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Pobblebonk
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Onwards [+ “Quiet building site” guided meditation]
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Ruminating 🤔
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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In a mood
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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Rain
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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😐
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Tuesday, 11th October, 2022
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Four thereof
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Sun 9 Oct 2022. Time out of mind
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Calm down, Dasha
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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Horny 🥵
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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I’m not bragging
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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🚶♂️732,945+
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Michael stipe could get it tbh..
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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No joy
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Feeling a bit hollow
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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entente cordiale
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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Jasmine, maybe
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Well, flambé my ass!
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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🛀 📖 🍷
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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📞
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Back to reality
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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🚨 wee-orr!! 🌈👬🚨
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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🎙️Take 37! 🎬 [Sat 24th]
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Sauce and three veg
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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NRG
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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Molasses
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Working class king
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Woke!!
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Very heaven!
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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Gosh darn!
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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Tgif 16/09/22
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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🧑🍼 (Thu 15/09/2022)
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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I completely owned an anti-monarchist
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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13 Sept 2022
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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Cool Beatles hair
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Could get ’eyebrow-razing’ 😯
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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Tight lines
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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More human
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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God save the queen
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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rings around the moon 🪐
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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🤦🏻♂️
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Some popcorn
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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Held a baby
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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Butterflies
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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Fri-Yay, 2nd September 2022
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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my “act of kindness”
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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BBQ Shapes and chill
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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Guuuiiiilty…!!
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Vegan dinner: cheap, easy, nutritious 🌱
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Saw a guy butt ass naked
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Aug 28, 2022 |
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⚡️ 🌱 ⚡️
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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Blow-back 😚 😶🌫️
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Que Sera Sera 🥵
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Wed 25
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Love is a many splendored thing!! 💕
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Charmed
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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;(
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Aug 21, 2022 |
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Sleuthing
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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Negative vibes
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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Rain
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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I’m so bored
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Blow me down with a feather
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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M’lady (Monday 15/08/22)
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Nice to be home
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Aug 14, 2022 |
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🐨 🌱 🚶♂️
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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Fri 12 Aug 2022
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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Thank you 📧
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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When it’s a 10 but it’s a Wednesday
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Two words: wow.
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Mondays…
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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Lettuce! 📸
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Aug 07, 2022 |
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Little monsters!
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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Hmm
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Whoop whoop!!
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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🧑🍼
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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Captain, it’s Tuesday
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Work. Walk. Bants. Bed. Bored. Blessed.
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Bleurgh
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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awkward and weird, and dull
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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Long week
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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Thu 28 July 2023
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Lake Pertobe 🚶♂️
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Fucked
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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a sentence I never expected to say
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Syco.app
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Jul 24, 2022 |
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Verdant
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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📰 a bit going on
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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Found the album I was racking my brain to remember
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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Fair play to Covid-19
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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💉💉💉💉
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Bitter melon
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Waiting for Salam
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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$12.5k
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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Puffy
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Bed without dinner
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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“offence is taken; not given”
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Spilt Worcestershire sauce 😭
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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My glutes
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Ching-ching 🛹
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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Average sized penis, imho
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Down, boy!!
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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Felt like a typ a few times
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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Bad day, bad mood
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Perfect pie actually
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Must be the moon
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Delicious paratha
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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🥳 🎂 👼
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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Boofy
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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Stayed up too late
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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tell me again about how I’m supposedly so privileged…?
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Good lort
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Monday-itis
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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😃😎🤩🥰📈😍😇😆🙂😢
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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rakali sighting
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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Soooo cute
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Goo goo g’joob
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Drank beer from a coppers Red longneck - ahhhh
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Slides
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Cooked
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Sunday 19 2022
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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🤦🏻♂️ [⚠️X-rated ep, not suitable for minors ⛏]
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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It’s cold
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Played a part in calming an anxious animal
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Earth with stink lines
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Work. Did the floors. Little beach walk. Early night hopefully. Clean bed sheets. Fan on. Let’s go!
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Zonked out
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Sunday, 12 June 2022
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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90s salad
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Jun 11, 2022 |
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Severance mode
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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March 830th, 2020 😂
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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Q5 on pop7724 pro bono
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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I broke a calculator
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Cooked
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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🪧✊🏻🥀
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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Sat
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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TGIF 3 June 2022
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Dear diary (#888)
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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Headache 🤕
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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“Feels like” -2°C
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May 31, 2022 |
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Here comes the flood
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May 30, 2022 |
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Ep 365 - 🎂 🎈🥳
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May 29, 2022 |
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Fooling around
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May 28, 2022 |
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Bunny got out
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May 27, 2022 |
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Roadworthy and rego switched ✅ ✅
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May 26, 2022 |
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🪩 “lazy. Nice and lazy” 🦊🦊🐸
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May 25, 2022 |
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Cooked veg
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May 24, 2022 |
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Had a long bath
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May 23, 2022 |
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Sunday, 22 May 2022
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May 23, 2022 |
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I’m very blessed
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May 21, 2022 |
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Shapes, chips, Arnott’s cream biscuits, tee vee snacks, sour worms, Lindt milk chocolate
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May 20, 2022 |
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Listened to some IDM
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May 19, 2022 |
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👕 “Man enough to date a STRONG WOMAN!”
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May 18, 2022 |
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I got all of the feels from a U2 song
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May 17, 2022 |
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Creeping Jesus
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May 16, 2022 |
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Any day with a smear of horseradish is a good day!
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May 15, 2022 |
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I dropped $1,400 on the ground 🤦🏻♂️
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May 14, 2022 |
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Hitchcock on a mid 🎥 🥱
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May 13, 2022 |
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One of the most important relationships of my life
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May 12, 2022 |
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Pretty sunset 🌅
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May 11, 2022 |
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Democracy hotdog
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May 10, 2022 |
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Oh wonderful
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May 09, 2022 |
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Seen a koala
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May 08, 2022 |
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Fun to cook again
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May 07, 2022 |
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As the world turns!
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May 06, 2022 |
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Bangs
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May 05, 2022 |
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😎📻⭐️ They played a track of mine on the radio
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May 04, 2022 |
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“Your special […]”
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May 03, 2022 |
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Monday, work, walk, cooking
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May 02, 2022 |
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Wow, can’t believe it’s already May
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May 01, 2022 |
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Stay drowsy!
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Apr 30, 2022 |
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Decent pizza
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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849th day sober
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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“Happy days! 😊”
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Jury duty
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Lest we forget
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Quelle surprise
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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Ahem
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Apr 23, 2022 |
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Ratatouille cook off
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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Got massively blanked!! 🫣🫥🫠
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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420
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Smother on ABC iView
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Went ice skating
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Maybe tomorrow
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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Skulking
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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🔥👈🏻 Tsssss..!
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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Supernaturally bored
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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Torn a new one
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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chillaxing (as the kids say these days)
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Ace of pentacles
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Panadol + wine, then beer
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Apr 10, 2022 |
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Saturn 🪐
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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Fizzer of a Fridee tbh
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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Soaking
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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$10
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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I crack myself up
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Hair, skin and nails 💅🏻
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Moped all day 😔
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Apr 03, 2022 |
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Cruisin’
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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I’m broke
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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Torque 🛵
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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God hates me 😔
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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BAU
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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“We’ll do what we caaaannn!!”
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Got a weighted blanket
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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Ion feel vernal today, really
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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Gave a good girl a bone
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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I’m a sex worker
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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March 752nd, 2020 😏
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Fished trolley out of river
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Pet sitting started
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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🐨 🐾 🧐
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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Trolling
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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I looked scrumptious 🤳🏻
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Wholesome, cute
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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“In times of plenty, build a longer table - not a higher fence.”
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Couple beers at the pub
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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She’s 20 km away now - but it may as well be 20,000 km!! 💔
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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[REDACTED] does Warrnambool!
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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Friyay
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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😐🙂😟
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Make the world go away
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Bae staying over
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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Goblin mode 😈
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Grateful day
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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Vale Shane Warne
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Mar 05, 2022 |
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Foodgasm, Dick Pusey’s digs, foxy femininas, 3002-HQ.
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Massive Coles - Bridge/Church St, Richmond
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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I’m getting a raise
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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💐 stressed/frustrated/bored
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Bad kebab for dinner
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Met Paul McCartney
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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Nice alone day
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Feb 26, 2022 |
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Had some wine and played cards
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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My views completely legitimised 😇
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Never sick again
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Tummy ache 😔
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Some people have less class than a snow day!
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Platypus Dream #2
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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Rode to the finish line of the second longest running one-day bike race in the world
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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Pretty full moon
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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Yibbida yibbida
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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Date night!
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Whatever, I didn’t want to go anyway
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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Put a short-term block on Vegan-[REDACTED]
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Cool runnings
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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Haircut
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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Drank some proper wine
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Some e-bants (electronic banter)
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Whys-and-wherefores of penetrative period sex
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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In my eye
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Guess it’s hard to explain
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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God save the Queen 👸
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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Gone fishin
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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Maybe I could go to Manila
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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Changes to the ABS ANZSCO code frame
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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“You’re going to shit all day”
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Horse is brown
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Cartoonishly cute 🌱
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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🏆 100,000+!!
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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bit of an upset tummy
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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Checkers with the lads
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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Cleaned bath plug
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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I love platypuses!
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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My first day working mostly in the new coding app
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Got cat food
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Bit sunburned from yesterday 😞
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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A ‘Sebastian Gorka’ (read: ‘corker’) of a day
|
Jan 22, 2022 |
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😑
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Periwinkles
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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Worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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Hard yakka
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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879 mL
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Got me motorcycle Ls
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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Banter with the bikies didn’t go so hot
|
Jan 15, 2022 |
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Bumbaclot he. And bumbaclots they.
|
Jan 14, 2022 |
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Things we hope for become attainable one day at a time
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Bit of a breather
|
Jan 12, 2022 |
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😑😕😐
|
Jan 11, 2022 |
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Quinquagenarian chicks
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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I drilled a hole
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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Hit trees like Sonny Bono
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Jan 08, 2022 |
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Did some bonsai
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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Glutes felt activated
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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Sox was covered in cobwebs and twigs
|
Jan 05, 2022 |
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Back to business
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Walked Rosie
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Good chat
|
Jan 02, 2022 |
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Baby + mother + grandmother + great-grandmother
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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Mad rings, yeah? 🎆
|
Dec 31, 2021 |
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Fistfuls of knickers
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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What a day! (Wed, 29/12/21)
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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Tuesday, 28th December 2021
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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Got a new jawn
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Plate of leftovers
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Dec 26, 2021 |
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Christmas 🎄
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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An Iliegh Hellier sky
|
Dec 24, 2021 |
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Should have been more mindful and intentional today
|
Dec 23, 2021 |
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I’m back on my moth-shit…
|
Dec 22, 2021 |
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Last real day of work for the year
|
Dec 21, 2021 |
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Slight baby smell
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Did a few chores
|
Dec 19, 2021 |
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Awesome station I’ve reached in life…
|
Dec 18, 2021 |
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Which ‘fifth Beatle’?
|
Dec 17, 2021 |
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Bin night
|
Dec 16, 2021 |
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Feeling a bit lovelorn 😔 💔
|
Dec 15, 2021 |
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Blah blah blah
|
Dec 14, 2021 |
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Pay day snuck up on me
|
Dec 13, 2021 |
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Intentionally did a belly flop
|
Dec 12, 2021 |
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Anko have sunnies with Bluetooth audio
|
Dec 11, 2021 |
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Jussie Smollett was found guilty! 🃏🔨⚖️
|
Dec 10, 2021 |
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Extremely good customer service!
|
Dec 09, 2021 |
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December 8
|
Dec 08, 2021 |
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Tuning some gold-digger from Ballarat on Bumble
|
Dec 07, 2021 |
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Walk with Prince William
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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A kid pulled a dog’s tail at the kiosk
|
Dec 05, 2021 |
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The kipper coincidence
|
Dec 04, 2021 |
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Wouldn’t mind a date with a beautiful woman
|
Dec 03, 2021 |
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Ugghk
|
Dec 02, 2021 |
|
Books are actually VR, man
|
Dec 01, 2021 |
|
Nitram (2021). ★★★★☆ 🍿
|
Nov 30, 2021 |
|
The smell of petrol
|
Nov 29, 2021 |
|
Was fun!
|
Nov 28, 2021 |
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Nice long day with plenty of solitude
|
Nov 27, 2021 |
|
Cows went bananas
|
Nov 26, 2021 |
|
Crumby vibe. Very tasty
|
Nov 25, 2021 |
|
Could be the Pong Su incident all over again
|
Nov 24, 2021 |
|
Sprung a root
|
Nov 23, 2021 |
|
Splendiferous
|
Nov 22, 2021 |
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Sunday 21/11/2021
|
Nov 21, 2021 |
|
So bananas
|
Nov 20, 2021 |
|
International Men’s Day 2021
|
Nov 19, 2021 |
|
Convinced the union to delete a tweet
|
Nov 18, 2021 |
|
Birthday
|
Nov 17, 2021 |
|
Bloody hard yakka
|
Nov 16, 2021 |
|
Sister asked me “You coming out?” No! Why!?
|
Nov 15, 2021 |
|
I Believe In All
|
Nov 14, 2021 |
|
Ablutions
|
Nov 13, 2021 |
|
Guess that’s Monday’s problem
|
Nov 12, 2021 |
|
😵
|
Nov 11, 2021 |
|
Blergh
|
Nov 10, 2021 |
|
9:11 on 9/11
|
Nov 09, 2021 |
|
Zonked
|
Nov 08, 2021 |
|
Pretty nice, long day
|
Nov 07, 2021 |
|
Dentist this time was really nice
|
Nov 06, 2021 |
|
Was at Macca’s at 10:29 AM
|
Nov 05, 2021 |
|
Nice light
|
Nov 04, 2021 |
|
Ordered myself a pressie
|
Nov 03, 2021 |
|
Jetty at the mill removed
|
Nov 02, 2021 |
|
A bit humdrum
|
Nov 01, 2021 |
|
Cousins new baby cow came
|
Oct 31, 2021 |
|
Tow-headed nephews
|
Oct 30, 2021 |
|
Zipper sound (Coleman Instant Up 8P tent)
|
Oct 29, 2021 |
|
She said Yes! 💘
|
Oct 28, 2021 |
|
Pineapple fritter
|
Oct 27, 2021 |
|
More Morrissey
|
Oct 26, 2021 |
|
Good pie
|
Oct 25, 2021 |
|
Mum’s lawnmower is a marvel
|
Oct 24, 2021 |
|
Buried a dead chook near Red Rooster
|
Oct 23, 2021 |
|
“An acquired taste”
|
Oct 22, 2021 |
|
$2 note
|
Oct 21, 2021 |
|
😔 💔 🦷
|
Oct 20, 2021 |
|
Spilt milk
|
Oct 19, 2021 |
|
Vertical and caffeinated by zero dark thirty
|
Oct 18, 2021 |
|
🧵 🪡
|
Oct 17, 2021 |
|
Pro bono, Maccas, acid-dropped, global trade, 1%, headache, bad prawn, friendzoned
|
Oct 16, 2021 |
|
Over-egged the mayo
|
Oct 15, 2021 |
|
Howdy! 🧑🌾
|
Oct 14, 2021 |
|
Humpday, 13 October 2021
|
Oct 13, 2021 |
|
Perfect music
|
Oct 12, 2021 |
|
Quality bants
|
Oct 11, 2021 |
|
Chores mostly
|
Oct 10, 2021 |
|
Bored
|
Oct 09, 2021 |
|
Friday, 8 October 2021
|
Oct 08, 2021 |
|
Thursday, 7 October 2021
|
Oct 07, 2021 |
|
Kind of like feeling sick tbh
|
Oct 06, 2021 |
|
Poptarts for breaky
|
Oct 05, 2021 |
|
I wouldn’t be dead for quids
|
Oct 04, 2021 |
|
Mowed the lawn
|
Oct 03, 2021 |
|
Freedom!!!!
|
Oct 02, 2021 |
|
Really sore shoulder
|
Oct 01, 2021 |
|
‘idk, normal, friendly, Australian’ 😇
|
Sep 30, 2021 |
|
Had some really crazy dreams
|
Sep 29, 2021 |
|
Hello, Wall Street!!
|
Sep 28, 2021 |
|
TIL: fox scent
|
Sep 27, 2021 |
|
Frustratingly unproductive
|
Sep 26, 2021 |
|
Contemplating a bath
|
Sep 25, 2021 |
|
Covid does Warrnambool
|
Sep 24, 2021 |
|
This one’s optimistic
|
Sep 23, 2021 |
|
Takes me back a few years!
|
Sep 22, 2021 |
|
NULL day
|
Sep 21, 2021 |
|
I think I saved his life
|
Sep 20, 2021 |
|
Played birdsong field recording back to birds
|
Sep 19, 2021 |
|
Drove illegally as an unaccompanied Learner
|
Sep 18, 2021 |
|
Ushered a fly out a window
|
Sep 17, 2021 |
|
Words matter!
|
Sep 16, 2021 |
|
E-I-E-I-O! F
|
Sep 15, 2021 |
|
Me and my work wife have totally got this!
|
Sep 14, 2021 |
|
Bloody hell, this sounds great
|
Sep 13, 2021 |
|
Good to have a chat with Chief [+Harry]
|
Sep 12, 2021 |
|
A few cuddles
|
Sep 11, 2021 |
|
Funny hair day
|
Sep 10, 2021 |
|
😎😇😓😰😐
|
Sep 09, 2021 |
|
Feat. mystery guest!
|
Sep 08, 2021 |
|
A diary podcast listener wrote to me
|
Sep 07, 2021 |
|
Somerton Man was on Australian Story
|
Sep 06, 2021 |
|
Pegged a mail box
|
Sep 05, 2021 |
|
A few lines at home
|
Sep 04, 2021 |
|
Fizzer
|
Sep 03, 2021 |
|
Gladys 4 Luke
|
Sep 02, 2021 |
|
Goo goo g’joop
|
Sep 01, 2021 |
|
Good horoscope today
|
Aug 31, 2021 |
|
Dehumanised
|
Aug 30, 2021 |
|
J’approve!
|
Aug 29, 2021 |
|
High clouds
|
Aug 28, 2021 |
|
Mwahaha
|
Aug 27, 2021 |
|
The power of prayer! 🙏🏻
|
Aug 26, 2021 |
|
Tiredness and aches on top of tiredness and aches
|
Aug 25, 2021 |
|
Well, that’s amore!
|
Aug 24, 2021 |
|
I got kicked in the head
|
Aug 23, 2021 |
|
Matthew Goldin “kink” tweet cracked me up
|
Aug 22, 2021 |
|
My “vol au vents” reference
|
Aug 21, 2021 |
|
Nice “date”
|
Aug 20, 2021 |
|
An important life
|
Aug 19, 2021 |
|
No pep at all today
|
Aug 18, 2021 |
|
My gold chain arrived and is tight
|
Aug 17, 2021 |
|
Could be a clustermunch
|
Aug 16, 2021 |
|
Tried olive oil and salt on ice cream
|
Aug 15, 2021 |
|
🎼 Whatever You Want 🎶
|
Aug 14, 2021 |
|
Friday 13th August, 2021
|
Aug 13, 2021 |
|
Glory be to God.
|
Aug 12, 2021 |
|
Grateful that iPhones are pretty water resistant nowadays
|
Aug 11, 2021 |
|
CW: Contains TMI and mentions protein
|
Aug 10, 2021 |
|
Clocked Looking
|
Aug 09, 2021 |
|
Binge watching Looking
|
Aug 08, 2021 |
|
Wouldn’t we all be happier if I was in charge?
|
Aug 07, 2021 |
|
Listened to the frogs
|
Aug 06, 2021 |
|
😚 a free t-shirt from Faggs Mitre 10, Geelong
|
Aug 05, 2021 |
|
Day went quick
|
Aug 04, 2021 |
|
Quality Kek
|
Aug 03, 2021 |
|
My chest-feeding/nipple-play sweater arrived
|
Aug 02, 2021 |
|
Bought a CD player
|
Aug 01, 2021 |
|
One of the loves of my life
|
Jul 31, 2021 |
|
Pissed on my plants
|
Jul 30, 2021 |
|
She said, “I’m so happy!”
|
Jul 29, 2021 |
|
Who needs bedfellows!
|
Jul 28, 2021 |
|
under the heavy blankets
|
Jul 27, 2021 |
|
Very kind compliment from Simon
|
Jul 26, 2021 |
|
Did a kick-flip
|
Jul 25, 2021 |
|
Followed simple Max YouTube tutorials
|
Jul 24, 2021 |
|
Cousin’s kid said my song (I’m a Good Guy) is his new favourite song
|
Jul 23, 2021 |
|
What a gay day!
|
Jul 22, 2021 |
|
Had a fair bit of pep today, compared to lately
|
Jul 21, 2021 |
|
Ate a bunch of Ice Magic
|
Jul 20, 2021 |
|
Horseradish at lunch was delicious
|
Jul 19, 2021 |
|
Penny Lane audio flashback
|
Jul 18, 2021 |
|
Ya Man Has the Soupiest Irish Accent
|
Jul 17, 2021 |
|
Did a Sage Smoking of the Home
|
Jul 16, 2021 |
|
Table for One at the Booze-free Booze Tasting
|
Jul 15, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 14 July 2021
|
Jul 14, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 13 July 2021
|
Jul 13, 2021 |
|
Monday, 12 July 2021
|
Jul 12, 2021 |
|
Sunday, 11 July 2021
|
Jul 11, 2021 |
|
Saturday, 10 July 2021
|
Jul 10, 2021 |
|
Friday, 9 July 2021
|
Jul 09, 2021 |
|
Thursday. 8 July 2021
|
Jul 08, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 7 July 2021
|
Jul 07, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 6 July 2021
|
Jul 06, 2021 |
|
Monday, 5 July 2021
|
Jul 05, 2021 |
|
Sunday, 4 July 2021
|
Jul 04, 2021 |
|
Saturday, 3 July 2021
|
Jul 03, 2021 |
|
Friday, 3 July 2021
|
Jul 02, 2021 |
|
Thursday, 1 July 2021
|
Jul 01, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 30 June 2021
|
Jun 30, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 29 June 2021
|
Jun 29, 2021 |
|
Monday, 28 June 2021
|
Jun 28, 2021 |
|
Sunday, 27 June 2021
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Jun 27, 2021 |
|
Saturday, 26 June 2021
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Jun 26, 2021 |
|
Friday, 25 June 2021
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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Thursday, 24 June 2021
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Jun 24, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 23 June 2021
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Jun 23, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 22 June 2021
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Jun 22, 2021 |
|
Monday, 21 June 2021
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Jun 21, 2021 |
|
Sunday, 20 June 2021
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Jun 20, 2021 |
|
Saturday, 19 June 2021
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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Friday, 18 June 2021
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Thursday, 17 June 2021
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Jun 17, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 16 June 2021
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Jun 16, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 15 June 2021
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Jun 15, 2021 |
|
Monday, 14 June 2021
|
Jun 14, 2021 |
|
Sunday, 3 June 2021
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Jun 13, 2021 |
|
Saturday, 12 June 2021
|
Jun 12, 2021 |
|
Friday, 11 June 2021
|
Jun 11, 2021 |
|
Thursday, 10 June 2021
|
Jun 10, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 9 June 2021
|
Jun 09, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 8 June 2021
|
Jun 08, 2021 |
|
Monday, 7 June 2021
|
Jun 07, 2021 |
|
Sunday, 6 June 2021
|
Jun 06, 2021 |
|
Saturday, 5 June 2021
|
Jun 05, 2021 |
|
Friday, 4 June 2021
|
Jun 04, 2021 |
|
Thursday, 3 June 2021
|
Jun 03, 2021 |
|
Wednesday, 2 June 2021
|
Jun 02, 2021 |
|
Tuesday, 1 June 2021
|
Jun 01, 2021 |
|
Monday, 31 May 2021
|
May 31, 2021 |
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Sunday, 30 May 2021
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May 30, 2021 |