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Mike b
 Dec 2, 2024
The funniest, happiest news and current affairs podcast out there. When Miranda Sawyer laughs it's like listening to sunshine.

Mark B
 Aug 1, 2023
superb discussion around the papers and society in general

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Have you SEEN the state of the papers today? PAPER CUTS has. In our twice weekly podcast, some of Britain’s sharpest commentators and funniest comedians come together to look at the madness, the strangeness, the obsessions, and – occasionally – the brilliance of our national press. Host Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalists and comedians like Jonn Elledge, Grainne Maguire, Jacob Jarvis, Ava Santina, Marcus Brigstocke, Coco Khan and many more. Illustrations by Modern Toss: https://moderntoss.com

Episode Date
The secret history of the Village People —Telegraph toff vs. Kneecap — Inside Spotify’s awful billion streams club
Jan 22, 2025
Trump inauguration bonanza – Has America turned on Harry and Meghan? – Could a private detective save your love life?
Jan 20, 2025
Are the Obamas on the rocks? – Boo hoo! Ex-Tory MPs can't get a job – Meet the Hollywood orgasm coach
Jan 17, 2025
Is there a Traitor in your office? – How to avoid A.I. slop – The Guardian: “Don't sleep with your partner”
Jan 15, 2025
Is Dominic Cummings really behind Musk’s war on Starmer? – Zuckerberg's very bad week – Sexy movies for women: they’re everywhere!
Jan 13, 2025
Is Labour having a Liz Truss moment? – Is The Traitors too middle-class? – How to ‘half-arse’ your way to success!
Jan 10, 2025
Et tu, Elon? Billionaire backstabs Farage – Fight Dryanuary, drink absinthe! – Are hairdos ruining YOUR love life?
Jan 06, 2025
The Best of 2024
Jan 03, 2025
Year in Review part 3: The return of Trump, the Wicked cast gets weird and BRAT
Dec 30, 2024
Year in Review part 2: The Genny Lecs, Euros reaction and Britain’s riot shame
Dec 27, 2024
Year in Review part 1: Where was Kate Middleton?, Baby Reindeer Mania and the hopeless Tories.
Dec 23, 2024
Starmer vs Musk over $100m to Farage – Michael Gove in public snog horror – How to swerve family rows at Christmas
Dec 19, 2024
His Royal Spyness: Prince Andrew’s China syndrome – Is Strictly the last great TV moment? – Sex and raving with mum and dad? Eww!
Dec 16, 2024
Starmer and Badenoch's sandwich standoff – Inside the Buckingham Palace Crimbo punch up – Winging it! The weird world of fairy erotica
Dec 13, 2024
Bonus episode: The ultimate Chrimbo sandwich showdown – Plus: What not to drink at your Xmas party
Dec 11, 2024
Syria’s tyrant toppled at last – Why nobody’s snitching on the Hot Hitman – Dating apps are OVER! Pray for Liza Jones and Vanessa Feltz
Dec 09, 2024
The Mail loses it over Starmer’s relaunch – Hitman targets healthcare CEO – Have you been shamed by Spotify wrapped?
Dec 06, 2024
Why is The Guardian on strike? Plus – Trump’s Christmas tat and other interior design disasters
Dec 04, 2024
Biden pardons his son, Trump rages — The Paper Cuts Xmas party survival guide — “I gave up Hollywood to be a trad wife”
Dec 02, 2024
What did Gregg Wallace do? Latest BBC scandal explained — The pettiest influencer battle so far — Would you go to a daytime rave?
Nov 29, 2024
‘Everything Is News’ crossover edition! – Get a vasectomy for Net Zero, Drake takes Kendrick beef to court, and could YOU survive Trump’s diet?
Nov 27, 2024
Storm Bert chaos: Were warnings wrong? – The Telegraph gets serious about jumpers – “Oh no, Mum’s watching p*rn again!”
Nov 25, 2024
Paper Cuts Classified – Live on Zoom!
Nov 24, 2024
Captain Tom charity finally exposed! – Could Jeremy Clarkson be Britain’s Trump? – The allure of the Lidl middle aisle
Nov 22, 2024
Extra episode – How is Cher so cool? and Brat: The word that won't go away
Nov 20, 2024
World War Three? Biden's risky missile plan – Take That! Boybands reveal all – What’s behind the boredom epidemic?
Nov 18, 2024
Elon Musk's crazy week with Trump – Gladiator battle! Paul Mescal vs. Paddington – The papers go moth mad!
Nov 15, 2024
Bonus episode: Do's and don'ts for the modern office – The Times gets serious about kids flicks
Nov 13, 2024
Starmer’s dilemma: EU vs Trump? – Are you a “Dark Empath”? – Mad for it! We bring back the 90s
Nov 11, 2024
Putin and Trump: Best friends forever – Prince William's very bad year – Meet Gary Barlow’s big son
Nov 08, 2024
Trump won – how did Harris lose? – special reaction with American Friction
Nov 06, 2024
Kemi Badenoch gets the Mail excited – Are you common? – The Guardian guide to holding a grudge
Nov 04, 2024
The Telegraph and farmers lead Budget outrage – Trump sues TV channel, Biden bites baby – The pros and cons of “sleep divorce”
Nov 01, 2024
Halloween Bonus: The Mail vs. Spooky Season – plus a tale of revenge!
Oct 30, 2024
MP thumps constituent… allegedly! – Jeff Bezos bends the knee to Trump – Un-Brie-lievable! The Great Cheese Robbery
Oct 28, 2024
Let’s get fiscal! Has Reeves gone borrowing mad? –”I left my husband for a horse” – The science of being sexy
Oct 25, 2024
Taster – ‘Why do people join cults?’ – from the new series of Why? with Emma Kennedy
Oct 24, 2024
Bonus episode: Lara Croft vs. Wagatha Christie
Oct 23, 2024
Is Elon Musk trying to buy the US election? – Rivals mania! The papers go Cotswolds crazy – Has Ozempic saved the world?
Oct 21, 2024
Liam Payne: How the papers covered One Direction tragedy – Cheating scandal shocks conker bashers – Why stylists want you to cut up your trousers
Oct 18, 2024
Paper Cuts – Live at the Clapham Grand!
Oct 16, 2024
Finally, a Taylor Swift/Keir Starmer scandal! – Are you an ‘emotional vampire’? – The ’80s are back! Again!
Oct 14, 2024
How did the Tories end up with Badenoch and Jenrick? – What's your 'winter arc'? Inside the new health fad – Are you a toxic fan?
Oct 11, 2024
Bonus edition: A double dose of holidays from hell
Oct 09, 2024
Musk and Trump’s bad bromance – Why did Sue Gray have to go? – The Guardian’s terrible sex tips
Oct 07, 2024
Did Starmer surrender the Chagos islands? – Cut the Cord! It's time to retire the G-string – Inside Daniel Craig’s midlife fashion crisis
Oct 04, 2024
Kemi Badenoch’s weird maternity pay outburst – Love tragedy for the Mail’s Liz Jones, again – Normcore: ten years of the age of beige
Sep 30, 2024
Boris Johnson’s book ‘bombshells’ – Meet Britain’s smuggest trad wife – Kiss off! The art of the political smooch
Sep 27, 2024
How Musk made the right wing even weirder – Meghan Markle's redemption tour – Is this Britain's worst mother-in-law?
Sep 26, 2024
Tabloid frenzy over Starmer's sausage slip-up – The Philip Schofield comeback nobody wants – Who is behind the Yorkshire poison pen scandal?
Sep 25, 2024
Starmer promises “light at end of tunnel” – Who killed the Cornish pasty? – A lazy guide to looking busy at work
Sep 24, 2024
Rayner investigated over free holiday – “Why I married my ex husband” – Would you live your life as a dog?
Sep 23, 2024
Starmer gifts row rolls on – Sex, drugs and Swiss rolls! Confessions from an elite boarding school – Guardian readers share their awkward dates
Sep 20, 2024
Why does Sue Gray get paid more than Starmer? – Class Act! Badenoch’s McDonald's revelation – The rise of fast food fashion
Sep 19, 2024
Hezbollah pager explosions: What do we know? – Tabloids rage at Labour’s WFH plan – The Guardian guide to Britcore
Sep 18, 2024
Huw Edwards latest: Disgraced BBC star avoids jail – Starmer backlash over Meloni meeting – The wild world of boozy advent calendars
Sep 17, 2024
Trump assassination attempt : What we know so far – Harry turns 40 and the Mail still hates him! – Should you use tech to track your partner?
Sep 16, 2024
Is Keir Starmer going to ban junk food? – Making a moo-derer! The world of killer cows – “Help! My daughter is a food snob”
Sep 13, 2024
Starmer to NHS: “Reform or die” – Dodgy Queen statue looks like Mrs. Doubtfire – The strange world of toe wrestling
Sep 12, 2024
Harris vs. Trump debate: Who won? – American right-wingers vs. Winston Churchill – Ranked: The worst celebrity apologies
Sep 11, 2024
Princess Kate video: Why are the papers so obsessed? – Taylor Swift’s Donald Trump dilemma – The ’90s crisp resurgence
Sep 10, 2024
Keir Starmer’s winter fuel payments showdown – The secret lives of Hollywood assistants – Are you a toxic 'streak' addict?
Sep 09, 2024
Jeremy Kyle quizzed on guest death – Who killed the Russian spy whale? – "My mum was a dominatrix"
Sep 06, 2024
Grenfell Inquiry: Who’s to blame? – Are Taylor and Travis faking their relationship? – Meet the gravy wrestling champ
Sep 05, 2024
Musicians vs. Trump: Who's banned him using their songs now? – The Mafia takeover Woking – Basket case! What does your shopping say about your love life
Sep 04, 2024
Tory leadership: Are the Conservatives just “weird”? – History is bunk! Pride in Britain’s past falls – The countryside vs. your sex life
Sep 03, 2024
Huge protests in Israel explained – Inside the Oasis ticket queue scandal – Hunting for aliens, ghosts and BigFoot
Sep 02, 2024
Starmer bins Thatcher portrait – The Times' latest middle class sex party investigation – Barking Mad! Boffins talk to dogs
Aug 30, 2024
Will Starmer ban smoking in beer gardens? – Why it’s cool to be a cat lady – The Telegraph is baffled by superfans
Aug 29, 2024
Starmer speech sparks middle class tax panic – The women behind the Oasis reunion – Are you well dressed or just a celeb?
Aug 28, 2024
Oasis are back back back! – The secret of Elon Musk’s craziness – Would you let your 15 year old go Interrailing?
Aug 27, 2024
Miranda Sawyer meets Adrian Chiles – Special Edition
Aug 26, 2024
What got Jermaine Jenas sacked? – DNC: Lots of Harris, no Beyoncé – Picky flatmates and picky teas
Aug 23, 2024
Bennifer split: Affleck and Lopez break-up explained – Return of the rat-sized spiders – An idiot's guide to camping
Aug 22, 2024
Yacht disaster probe begins – How Trump riled up the Queen – Can you tell your Jacky P from your Savvy B?
Aug 21, 2024
Mike Lynch super yacht horror latest – “I became a sex worker after too many bad dates” – Where have all the hairy men gone?
Aug 20, 2024
Trump bragging sends Swifties crazy – Will Charles evict Prince Andrew? – Are you mindful and demure?
Aug 19, 2024
Matthew Perry: Arrests linked to Friends star’s death – Trump: Project 2025 ties and shoulder pads explained – The ethics of firing sandwich thieves
Aug 16, 2024
Liz Truss’s lettuce joke freakout – Love lost island! Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury split – Old news! Secrets of ageing revealed
Aug 15, 2024
Is Britain “workshy”? – Could you work for Harry and Meghan? – Top Mum! Parent your kids like it’s the 1980s
Aug 14, 2024
Musk interviews Trump: What went wrong? – Fox Hunters: “But what about our rights?” – Hot Fuzz? William’s beard gets everyone excited
Aug 13, 2024
Who’s controlling Starmer? The Telegraph knows! – Brats vs. Tradwives vs. Feral girls – No way computer! Video game actors on strike
Aug 12, 2024
Fake news and the riots: Can we stop online lies? – Lost in Space! Real-life astronaut horror – The Mail: “Never settle for Mr. OK”
Aug 09, 2024
Counter protests see off far-right – Taylor Swift terror threat – Would you holiday in a warzone?
Aug 08, 2024
Why Harris's VP pick is driving Trump crazy – Hunks vs. Hot Rodents – Would you borrow a family for your holiday?
Aug 07, 2024
Elon Musk vs. Keir Starmer in 'civil war' clash – Women behaving badly! New rules for over 50s – How reading erotic books warps your mind
Aug 06, 2024
Far right riots in the UK latest – Sun journo goes to Guantanamo Bay – RFK Jr’s dead bear story: WTF?
Aug 05, 2024
What’s going on with GP ‘strikes’? – How not to make ‘mum friends’ – The Mail asks: What if Trump had been killed?
Aug 02, 2024
Fake news behind post-Southport riots – “My stag do hell” – Freeze your brain and live forever?
Aug 01, 2024
Far right ghouls riot in Southport – Kyle Walker’s ex “used him as open chequebook” – Sex in Prison: Is it all bad?
Jul 31, 2024
Southport horror: Papers react – “My life as a Teletubby” – Sex and the Black Death
Jul 30, 2024
Bonjour les Olympics! Paris goes in Seine – Numbers up: Strictly inquiry is out today – Swingers in Thatcher’s hometown
Jul 29, 2024
Reeves sparks tabloid tax meltdown – Real-life Succession: Murdoch vs. his kids – Confessions of a wicked step-mum
Jul 26, 2024
Stars rally behind Kamala Harris – The horny history of cavemen – Final countdown: Is it the end of the pop charts?
Jul 25, 2024
King Charles’ pay day blowout – Fake tan wars – Hot dog! Meet the world’s best competitive eater
Jul 24, 2024
Keep Kamala and carry on: Who is Harris? – Family misfortunes! Lost at sea with mum and dad – The Sun fixes Britain's orgasm crisis
Jul 23, 2024
Joe-ver and out! Biden quits race – Bride Wars: Tradwives vs Witches – Robo Frock! AI rocks the fashion industry
Jul 22, 2024
Record jail time for Just Stop Oil activists – Pret heartbreak for coffee lovers – Would you help your love rat best mate?
Jul 19, 2024
Starmer's plans drive the Mail crazy – Taking the Mickey! Kids ditch Disney – The latest weird male spirituality trend
Jul 18, 2024
He’s going home: Southgate quits England – What is a “shut up ring”? – Daniel Craig’s bad hair day
Jul 17, 2024
Who is Trump’s hillbilly running mate? – The Guardian guide to Brat Summer – No Cap! Gen Z learn some manners
Jul 16, 2024
Pain in Spain: England fail to bring it home – Did God save Trump? – Inside the bonkers billionaire wedding of the year
Jul 15, 2024
Jailhouse shock! Prisons are full – Who killed the Great British House Party? – Would you go on a pigeon safari?
Jul 12, 2024
Is it coming home? England make the Euros final – Badenoch vs Braverman heats up – Clooney calls for Biden to quit
Jul 11, 2024
Sleepy Joe wakes up for NATO – Is Starmer a sex symbol? – Inside the 5am wake up cult
Jul 10, 2024
Reform’s “fake” candidates – Is your neighbour growing weed? – Bit of a Trifle! Is the 1960s diet for you?
Jul 09, 2024
Keir chooses his team – May divorce be with you? The Mail thinks so – Brits on the p*ss: a Times holiday guide
Jul 08, 2024
Election special: Bye bye Tories!
Jul 05, 2024
Times up for Tories? Polls open – Tinfoil tents! Inside Glasto for conspiracy theorists – Could you live in Britain’s smelliest village?
Jul 04, 2024
Can Boris Johnson save the Tories? – Hit the spot! Sex tips from lesbians – Foot for thought: Lily Allen’s million pound toes
Jul 03, 2024
King Trump? Supreme Court’s bizarre ruling – What a load of ballots: Royal Mail screws up election – Guardian’s crazy cash challenge
Jul 02, 2024
Jude Awakening: Bellingham keeps the England dream alive – The Guardian won’t shut up about Glastonbury – The ultimate guide to sobering up
Jul 01, 2024
The Mail’s latest election meltdown – Trump vs. Biden: We need to talk about Joe – Barking Mad! Are you a dog bore?
Jun 28, 2024
Election debate: Sunak shouts, Starmer pouts – Are we being forced to be vegetarians? – What your wedding seats says about you
Jun 27, 2024
England flop but come out on top – Are you pale, male and stale? – How to party like a New Yorker
Jun 26, 2024
The Met frets over Tory bets – Sweaty girl summer! Heatwave fashion – Queen of Sheba: the woman who eats posh pet food
Jun 25, 2024
Tory press turns on Farage – Harry Kane goes studs-up on Lineker – Four in a bed: The Mail embraces polyamory
Jun 24, 2024
Wanna bet? Sunak’s Tory gamble scandal – Fashionistas vs Brickies: who throws the best work parties? – Illustrated Mums: The Mail wants you to get inked
Jun 21, 2024
Could Sunak lose his seat? – Rave against the machine – The Mail: Buy a new face to boost your confidence
Jun 20, 2024
Who’s going to replace Rishi Sunak? – Dye Hard: How to dump your hairdresser – Are your short-shorts too short?
Jun 19, 2024
The Farage Manifesto: Faking plans with Nigel – Grand Theft Handbag – WFH men are lazy shocker
Jun 18, 2024
England win sends the papers crazy – Gen Z says car boots are cool now – Why your favourite crisps are wrong
Jun 17, 2024
Starmer manifesto sparks Tory press meltdown – The Mail: Fancy a bonk in John Lewis? – How to escape the doom scroll
Jun 14, 2024
Sunak’s Bet Shop Boy – Would you live in “Midurbia”? – Socks Education! Millennial foot shame
Jun 13, 2024
Sunak’s manifesto hits the skids – Why RAT BOYS are the new hot boys – Only Murders in the Guardian
Jun 12, 2024
Reform’s Hitler ‘apology’ - Elon Musk hates your iPhone - Student Groan Crisis! Cambridge bans flirting
Jun 11, 2024
Macron’s election gamble – When did WAGs get boring? – The dark history of Taylor Swift
Jun 10, 2024
Rishi Sunak: D-Day Dodger – The Guardian’s guide to pubic hair – Is your bed aspirational?
Jun 07, 2024
Rishi Sunak, tax liar – The Times: Save Germany’s nudists! – Could YOU marry a toff?
Jun 06, 2024
Sunak vs. Starmer debate: Who was the winner? – The new horrible TikTok shopping trend – Mind the age gap? It’s time to talk about cougars
Jun 05, 2024
Oh no, Farage is back – Nadine Dorries: Ghost Whisperer? – How to spot a voice note w*nker
Jun 04, 2024
Sunak Vs Starmer: Let's get ready to rumble – Rupert Murdoch gets hitched (again) – Meet Britain’s most ‘terrifying’ journalist
Jun 03, 2024
Trump: Guiltiest man on earth – Is Will Smith a bad boy for life? – Want to ignore the election? Watch sh*t TV!
May 31, 2024
The Diane Abbott clusterf*ck – Cardi G! Southgate cardigan mania hits – Meet the judgiest Gen Z person EVER
May 30, 2024
Victory is sweet for Angela Rayner – Robert de Niro calls out Donald Trump – Stop working old-school comedians to death!
May 29, 2024
Is Sunak trying to lose the election? – Tech bros and Tradwives: Meet the world’s worst parents – Broken Holmes! Eamonn and Ruth split
May 28, 2024
Sunak’s latest campaign blunders – “Oh no! Mum’s on Ket!” – Yeehaw! Inside country’s 2024 comeback
May 24, 2024
Where’s brolly? Soggy Sunak calls a Genny Lecs – Bloomin’ Hell: inside the Chelsea Flower Show – Greatest albums list annoys everyone
May 23, 2024
Minister makes first class fool of himself – Would you go ‘boy sober?’ – Reality TV Weddings: the full horror
May 22, 2024
True horror of infected blood scandal revealed – Nadine Dorries vs. the Cotswolds – Does Bridgerton need more misery?
May 21, 2024
Baby Rein-Keir! Real-life ‘Martha’ targets Starmer – The cost of wedding crisis – Inside the Bennifer break-up
May 20, 2024
Jeremy Clarkson: World’s sexiest man? – Reality Bites: TV influencers up on finance charges – The Times’s mad summer fashion diktats
May 17, 2024
Assassination attempt on Slovak PM – The dark(er) side of OnlyFans – Why do we love slagging off other people’s weddings?
May 16, 2024
Esther McVey hates rainbows – Can spreadsheets fix your sex life? – Gran with a Flan! OAPs vs foodies
May 15, 2024
Trump fumes as “pitbull” Cohen testifies – Art failure! New York-Dublin video portal gets messy – Escape your phone for just £72
May 14, 2024
Panicky Sunak launches Project Fear – Dogs mania at Cannes Film Festival – Menswear guru’s verdict on Britain’s politicians
May 13, 2024
What's going on with Eurovision? – The return of Dominic Cummings – Would you let your husband pick your outfits?
May 10, 2024
Outrage as Natalie Elphicke joins Labour – The world's worst blind date – Why the Dutch are taking your phone away
May 09, 2024
Stormy ‘spanked’ Trump - The elite church that ‘saved’ Russell Brand - The Mail says men can’t drive
May 08, 2024
Elections verdict: Sunak-ered! – Drake vs Kendrick Lamar gets nasty – The Mid Gala: Met fashion underwhelms
May 07, 2024
Extra: A taster of American Friction
May 04, 2024
Tory disaster in local elections – Netflix’s Baby Reindeer fiasco – Can you become an influencer in seven days?
May 03, 2024
Could campus protests spread to the UK? – Luxury panic rooms make us anxious – Are you being slagged off in a secret WhatsApp group?
May 02, 2024
Sword attack horror – Trump's $9k fine for not shutting up – How an angry girlfriend AI can fix your relationship
May 01, 2024
Want to live in the Sir Captain Tom mansion? – Big bother! Is reality TV too cruel? – How to bag yourself a Brexit backing bad boy
Apr 30, 2024
Will this be Sunak's worst week yet? – How the Cotswolds became a sexy haven for poshos – The miracle do-nothing weight-loss fad
Apr 29, 2024
Harvey Weinstein: What’s going on? – Scotland’s government chaos – Is Ryan Gosling the hero cinema needs?
Apr 26, 2024
Starmer's plan to take back the railways – Hoof it! Inside the London horse rampage – Will John Cleese live forever?
Apr 25, 2024
Tragedy in the Channel – Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar: Rap beef explained – Why are men so weird?
Apr 24, 2024
Rishi's Rwanda plan gets go-ahead – Guest who? The new rules of being a host – Meet the geniuses who name your paint
Apr 23, 2024
The Met Police’s latest scandal – Rave intentions! How rich people ruined Ibiza – The supermarket staples that make you randy
Apr 22, 2024
Taylor Swift: Heartbroken or just boring? – The creepiest article of the year – Should pubs ban kids?
Apr 19, 2024
Latest Tory scandal is a sleazy classic – Celebs are putting us all off sex – Is your mate skint or a scrounger?
Apr 18, 2024
Liz Truss blames the world – How to date 20 people at once – Spice up your mid-life! Posh turns 50
Apr 17, 2024
Sleepy Don! Trump snoozes in court – Truss, Johnson and the war on cigs – P*ss off! The Daily Mail guide to weeing
Apr 16, 2024
The Papers prepare for WW3 – How tech bros are planning to live forever – Gordon Ramsay’s squatter nightmare
Apr 15, 2024
The Papers vs. OJ Simpson – Did we get conned by Joe Lycett’s fake news? – Horsing around at the Grand National
Apr 12, 2024
Biden warns Iran over Israel – Dr Non! Why you can’t honeytrap a French spy – What do Gen Z think of Bridget Jones?
Apr 11, 2024
Why I binned my A.I. boyfriend – Tabloids in “woke Scrabble” meltdown – Has your bloke got a secret family?
Apr 10, 2024
Trump: "Call me Nelson Mandela 2.0" – The nightmare Disney dreamland for grown-ups – "Don't wanna date me? I'll sue you!"
Apr 09, 2024
Why the Mail hates Angela Rayner – Hardest Geezer’s Africa run: record faker? – How to be a love rat
Apr 08, 2024
Grindr MP’s blackmail bungle – The Amy Winehouse film nobody wants – Blind Date is back. WHY?
Apr 05, 2024
Labour set to smash Blair’s victory – Buried in balls! The Guardian finds its happy place – Have you got the perfect number of friends?
Apr 04, 2024
Horror at killing of Brit aid workers – Could AI bots land you a new job? – Jonathan Ross tells you to stop showering
Apr 03, 2024
Sunak wants to fine the homeless – Gwyneth Paltrow’s laser dildo – The world’s creepiest nepo baby
Apr 02, 2024
Special guests Boris Johnson and Liz Truss review the papers
Apr 01, 2024
Best of the Year so far!
Mar 29, 2024
Sorted for Eels and Whizz – Stop getting Easter wrong! – Romance is dead: Inside the crush crash
Mar 28, 2024
What’s Prince Harry got to do with P Diddy? – Bum notes! It's time to talk about pegging – Kim Wrong-Un: North Korea versus Alan Titchmarsh
Mar 27, 2024
Trump narrowly escapes going bust – Are you a Bonking Boomer or an Anxious Alpha? – Nadine Dorries is feeling sexy at 66
Mar 26, 2024
Kate news sparks panic backtracks – Women! Strike for the right to be lazy – Could you survive 24 hours in a Wetherspoon’s? 
Mar 25, 2024
The Sun’s woke police slam England’s new shirt – Elephants in Hyde Park – Yolk? Oh no! Creme Egg wars
Mar 22, 2024
The Obama-Macron muscle-off - Is 90 the new 30? - Telegraph: “Death to self check outs!”
Mar 21, 2024
“Leave Kate alone!” says photo flogger – Are YOU having a quarter-life crisis? – Dress like your nan, say fashionistas
Mar 20, 2024
We've found Princess Kate! – Jeremy Clarkson vs. Jane Austen – Who cancelled guinea pigs?
Mar 19, 2024
Bonkers Tories: 'Let's swap Rishi for Penny' – Men want big butts and we’ll tell you why – Romantic tales of ‘missed connections’
Mar 18, 2024
Small votes crisis! No May election, says Sunak – Meghan launches tat for toffs – Are you a DINKWAD?
Mar 15, 2024
Why is America banning TikTok? – Would you go to sea on the Titanic 2? – “I’m so gorgeous I’ve never been dumped”
Mar 14, 2024
Tory moneyman’s race row – Lily Allen: “My kids ruined my career” – Vets have gone to the dogs
Mar 13, 2024
Princess Kate says: “Soz, I'm rubbish at Photoshop!” – Does 30p Lee's flounce matter? – Could you work for a Scorpio?
Mar 12, 2024
Kate Middleton photoshop conspiracy – Who stole the show at the Oscars? – The Guardian investigates a crab museum
Mar 11, 2024
Hooray! The papers end sexism! – Dog eat dog at Crufts – Slay it ain’t so! Queer Eye feud
Mar 08, 2024
The tabloids’ budget meltdown – The Times dives deep on Britain’s shagging habits – What's inside the Oscars goodie bags?
Mar 07, 2024
Cringe on the couch with the Sunaks – Sausage roll with the punches: The Times vs. Greggs – Red carpet moments gone wrong
Mar 06, 2024
Trump's lucky day in latest court ruling – Do you know who anyone on Celeb Big Brother is? – The mega-money 'pre-wedding' of the year
Mar 05, 2024
Sexts shame of Geri Spice’s F1 fella – Raye, Kylie and CMAT storm the Brits – “Flossing for erections”? The Telegraph’s mad sex tips
Mar 04, 2024
George Galloway runs away with Rochdale – Paul Mescal’s pub of love – The world’s weirdest wedding rituals
Mar 01, 2024
Where is Kate Middleton? – GB News drives the Tories crazier – Don't worry Millennials, you'll be rich one day!
Feb 29, 2024
BBC, Huw Edwards and The Sun in blame-fest – Peppa Pig corrupts American youth – Taylor Swift is a satanist, says Boyzone star
Feb 28, 2024
Trump takes on Prince Harry – Jeremy Hunt’s tax cut conundrum – ‘I went to an orgy and didn’t shag’
Feb 27, 2024
Lee Anderson sparks latest Tory turmoil – Joe Biden’s saucy sex life – Bridget Jones is back. Why?
Feb 26, 2024
Lettuce Liz goes mad in America – Barking Bad! Meet Joe Biden’s hell-hound – Are you too posh for Wetherspoon's?
Feb 23, 2024
Chaos in the Commons – Are the middle-class skint? – London’s new mega hotel for poshos
Feb 22, 2024
Prince William’s Gaza plea – Trolleyed? Spannered? How do you say “I’m drunk”? – Roll up for Elton’s car boot sale
Feb 21, 2024
David Cameron vs. dirty Russian money – Dad bods vs. lady bods – The Mail’s Liz Jones vs. reality
Feb 20, 2024
Bad Badenoch lays into Post Office ex-chairman – Barbenheimer row settled at the Baftas – The Star solves JFK mystery
Feb 19, 2024
Best of the Extra Bits
Feb 18, 2024
Sunak double defeat as economy slumps – London’s train lines too ‘woke’ for Mail – Skint? Why not buy a private island?
Feb 16, 2024
Trump ally to David Cameron: “Kiss my ass” – Nigella vs Nutella – “I relived the worst wedding night ever”
Feb 15, 2024
Harry and Meg’s ‘disgusting’ website – J.Lo’s absurd $20 million love letter – The Guardian ruins Valentine’s Day
Feb 14, 2024
Labour chaos at cursed by-election – The weird world of erotic podcasts – Is it time to murder The Muppets?
Feb 13, 2024
Shock as Trump backs Russia to attack allies – Why is Gen Z so boring? – The Times' posh dates gone wrong
Feb 12, 2024
Starmer climate U-turn unites the papers – Attack of the robot toothbrushes! – Inside Vogue’s bumper celebrity love-in
Feb 09, 2024
Sunak’s horrible trans “joke” backfires – No la la! France in sex recession – Weird ways to welcome Spring
Feb 08, 2024
Meet the PopCons: Liz Truss’s mad new gang – “Why King’s cancer is all about ME” says Sarah Vine – The Telegraph’s battle of the biscuits
Feb 07, 2024
King Charles cancer bombshell — Rishi’s crass Rwanda bet with Piers Morgan — Gregg Wallace goes full Alan Partridge
Feb 06, 2024
Papers horror at 'XL bully’ attack – Inside the robot homes of the mega-rich – Was 1974 really the worst year in pop?
Feb 05, 2024
TikTok vs. the music biz – The great reality show rip-off – Boffins blast rugby brain-bashing
Feb 02, 2024
“Take more sickies!” say boffins – Want to buy Berlusconi’s bunga-bungalow? – The Guardian's strict new restaurant rules
Feb 01, 2024
Would you let Elon Musk chip your brain? — Tabloid frenzy over Rashford night out — Tinder swindle! Why you should ditch dating apps
Jan 31, 2024
Will Taylor Swift spell doom for Trump? – Meet the Tories’ ‘Evil Plotters’ – Bigfoot mania: Sasquatch this space!
Jan 30, 2024
Boris Johnson's nonsense army promise – The Sun's insatiable football love rat – Telegraph tells women to act like men
Jan 29, 2024
The Traitors finale makes the papers go crazy – Bra baroness's assets get frozen – Has Cillian Murphy got the most Irish dad ever?
Jan 26, 2024
Not ANOTHER Post Office scandal? – Come again? Searching for The Mail's missing orgasms – Men: “Sorry, we’re rubbish”
Jan 25, 2024
Get Sunak! The Tories are fighting again - Could Brits get sent to war in Russia? – How mad Guardian features happen
Jan 24, 2024
The last chance to beat Trump? – Starmer says: 'Stop the woke war' – Barking mad! Pets go feral after lockdowns
Jan 23, 2024
Measles outbreak: Are the papers to blame? — The bonkers life of Argentina's new First Lady — Women! You’re doing it all wrong again!
Jan 22, 2024
Hero Prince drives to see sick wife – Being kind makes you miserable, says The Guardian – Shag more for Jesus, says Pope
Jan 19, 2024
Why are Charles and Kate in hospital? – Gruesome childcare tips of yore – Man boobs win Fashion Week
Jan 18, 2024
Are the Tories finally falling apart? – The Guardian goes mad for rats – Kate Moss’s never-ending birthday
Jan 17, 2024
What Trump’s Iowa mega-win means – Did Harry and Meghan really steal The Queen's nickname? – YOU could be buried next to Karl Marx
Jan 16, 2024
Sunak’s doom poll – Psychedelic Musk’s drug dilemma – Prof’s plant-powered porn palaver
Jan 15, 2024
Why are we bombing Houthi rebels? – AirBnB in “tent in a kitchen” storm – The Guardian vs dodgy Instagram ads
Jan 12, 2024
Sunak caves to Postmasters – Posh school poo horror – “Women! You’re doing it wrong!” say the press
Jan 11, 2024
The Post Office scandal becomes a firestorm – How to beat online love scammers – Sad hubby’s foot fetish flop
Jan 10, 2024
Do the Epstein sex tapes really exist? – Is “face yoga” just middle-class gurning? – Stockport mystery meat mystery!
Jan 09, 2024
Post Office scandal anger grows – Social media “Oldfluencers” take over – Terror at 16,000ft!
Jan 08, 2024
Who’s on the Epstein List? – Is it the end for Prince Andrew? – Saltburn resurrects Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Jan 05, 2024
Dartbreak for Littler – Is “Starmergeddon” real? – R.I.P. the Captain Tom Spa
Jan 04, 2024
Sunak’s dodgy asylum numbers – The Guardian can’t quit its phone – Mickey Mouse goes feral
Jan 03, 2024
Boy wonder takes dart world by storm – Plus, steamy DJ's sauna mission
Jan 02, 2024
Year in review part 3: Trump arrested, Braverman booted and Cameron returns
Dec 28, 2023
Year in review part 2: Boris bogs off, Schofield scandal and Prince Charles gets a promotion
Dec 26, 2023
Year in review part 1: Rishi’s promises, Gary Lineker vs. the BBC and Sturgeon quits
Dec 22, 2023
Judge orders Epstein friends to be named – plus, Times goes all-in on “rizz” and “the ick”
Dec 20, 2023
Marvel star fired for assault – plus, Miss France in “woke hair” kerfuffle?
Dec 19, 2023
Tory peer Mone admits she lied about £60m PPE profits – plus Posh Scrooge mum who’s not buying ANY presents this year
Dec 18, 2023
Vapes of Wrath: Dirty tricks of Big Tobacco exposed – plus Lost Brit boy found in French mountains… and it’s all a bit weird
Dec 15, 2023
Bonk to the future! The Sun has the sex obsessions of 2024 – plus, Have the middle classes ruined Christmas?
Dec 14, 2023
The insane life of Tom Cruise’s new Russian girlfriend – plus, Rwanda Rishi’s close shave
Dec 13, 2023
Rishi rattled over Rwanda and COVID inquiry – plus Zara puts Gaza campaigners in a rage
Dec 12, 2023
Could jungle snake Farage really take over the Tories? – plus, The best of the celeb interviews: Sex, lies… and ceramics?
Dec 11, 2023
Lying and Crying: Boris disgraces himself again – plus, Christmas carols crisis at The Guardian!
Dec 08, 2023
Braverman restarts the Tory Civil War – plus, Is Taylor Swift really the Person of the Year?
Dec 07, 2023
Boris gets his COVID excuses in early – plus, Is this Britain’s worst Christmas display?
Dec 06, 2023
Episode 100! What’s “Rizz” and have you got it? – plus, Brit wins World Mullet Championship
Dec 05, 2023
Does Starmer really love Thatcher? – plus How to handle Christmas hell
Dec 04, 2023
Kissinger, Shane MacGowan, Alistair Darling, Jimmy Corkhill – They’re with the angels now
Dec 01, 2023
Why is the BBC trashing Newsnight? – plus Johnnies Rotten! Horrible contraceptives from history
Nov 30, 2023
Did Conor McGregor spark a riot? – Plus, How swinging could save your marriage
Nov 29, 2023
Rishi loses his marbles – plus Poshos in poverty cosplay
Nov 28, 2023
Harry and Meghan book dishes new Royal dirt – Plus are you a Stop The Boats Steve or a Remainer Ruth?
Nov 27, 2023
King Charles pockets charity cash – Plus, AI boffins drop an apocalyptic clanger
Nov 24, 2023
Papers in a spin over Hunt’s budget – Plus, Scourge of the TikTok snitches
Nov 23, 2023
Desperate Tories' tax gamble – plus, Confessions of a middle-class shoplifter
Nov 22, 2023
How Sunak’s slap-up scheme spread the virus – plus, The sex lives of bats revealed
Nov 21, 2023
Tories waste £100 billion – plus Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos
Nov 20, 2023
Hunt’s mad meds ban for jobless – plus Men in “no mates” shocker
Nov 17, 2023
Rwanda fans rage at Rishi – plus Di’s ghost gives Royals PR tips
Nov 16, 2023
Boo-Hoo Braverman’s Blow Up – plus Daily Mail Diva Dump-fest.
Nov 15, 2023
Night of the Living Dave! Cameron joins zombie government — plus Mrs. Bezos spills the beans
Nov 14, 2023
Barmy Braverman finally booted – plus The mad world of Doomsday Preppers
Nov 13, 2023
Revolting Suella revolts – plus Farage is a Celebrity, Please Leave Him There
Nov 10, 2023
Home Secretary Alone! Suella vs. the Met and Rishi – plus Boffins have a Napoleon complex
Nov 09, 2023
Never mind the Monarch! Inside the King’s Speech – plus The world’s poshest sex parties
Nov 08, 2023
Charles grits his teeth for Sunak’s eco-war – plus, How common are you?
Nov 07, 2023
Dorries lifts lid on Tory sex party sewer – plus Where’s your ****ing poppy, Britain?
Nov 06, 2023
Robo Flop! When Rishi met Elon – plus Dorries' bunny boiler fan fiction
Nov 03, 2023
The bully boys of Downing Street – plus "You talkin' to me?" Robert De Niro's hating
Nov 02, 2023
Dirty Dom Cummings lets it rip – plus The Guardian vs. sandwiches
Nov 01, 2023
Captain Chaos: Johnson blasted for wrecking COVID response – plus is your inner Hulk the key to success?
Oct 31, 2023
LOADED JOHNSON - who's paying Boris at GB News? – and the press pays respect to FRIENDS icon Matthew Perry
Oct 30, 2023
Beatles say “Help! A.I. need somebody!” – plus, Still making voice calls? You’re officially old
Oct 27, 2023
Royal Spy who Spooked Harry and Meghan – plus Secret origins of conspiracy theory
Oct 26, 2023
Big bonuses for bankers? In this economy? – plus Britney Spears’ shocking memoir
Oct 25, 2023
Floody hell! The papers ignore Storm Babet – plus is Taylor Swift a spy novelist?
Oct 24, 2023
Suella blasts the Met – plus men vs. the truth
Oct 23, 2023
A bad day for ‘Dr Death’ Sunak – plus Why we all want dates from the States
Oct 20, 2023
Tory hopeful to voters: “F*ck off” – plus are animals stealing our jobs?
Oct 19, 2023
The sex lives of Guardian readers – plus Darth Fader! Goldman Sachs boss quits DJ dream
Oct 18, 2023
The Israel-Hamas crisis: Is this the British press at its best?
Oct 17, 2023
WhatsAppocalypse! How Queen Carrie ran COVID – plus, A.I. teachers put us in digital detention
Oct 16, 2023
A terrible dilemma: How the press is covering Israel/Palestine – plus rich man avoids tax shocker!
Oct 13, 2023
Prison Broke! No jail time for crims – plus Pound control to Captain Tom(’s daughter)
Oct 12, 2023
Keir’s glitter-sweet symphony – plus inside the MANopause
Oct 11, 2023
Starmer faces his big moment – plus Murder victim’s mum takes on True Crime industry
Oct 10, 2023
Special edition: The papers react to Israel’s terror nightmare
Oct 09, 2023
Stonking Starmer told to be bold – plus why can’t we be friends?
Oct 06, 2023
Flat broke! Why Britain’s housing market is the worst – plus Papers fix your sex life
Oct 05, 2023
Sunak promises he’ll fix what he broke – plus Gen Z jonesing for astrology
Oct 04, 2023
Truss and trains wreck Sunak’s conference – plus Trump’s day in court
Oct 03, 2023
Mad Mancs! Tories go back to the 50s – plus Elon Musk's weird dad
Oct 02, 2023
Motorhead Sunak’s need for speed – plus Sharon Osbourne vs. demons from hell?
Sep 29, 2023
GB News in meltdown – plus the madness of columnists
Sep 28, 2023
TRUMP's don a fraud – plus BORIS sparks nanny horror story frenzy
Sep 27, 2023
Met opens Brand investigation – plus inside the divorce of the year
Sep 26, 2023
Boris and nanny in wine time trouble – plus armed cops on gun strike
Sep 25, 2023
Murdoch finally Fox off – plus Chazza’s in Paris
Sep 22, 2023
Russell Brand fallout latest – plus you’re calling your kid that!?
Sep 20, 2023
Inside the Brand scandal – Anatomy of a scoop
Sep 18, 2023
Apocalypse almost! Russian pilot nearly blasts RAF jet – plus boffin says Aliens might exist
Sep 15, 2023
Biden’s bad boy drama – plus, just say no to dogs!
Sep 13, 2023
Hi, spy! China taps up toff – plus Liz Truss vs. the Blob
Sep 11, 2023
Prison break! Manhunt after jail fail – plus Captain Tom's daughter in hot water
Sep 08, 2023
Gillian Keegan blasts schools – plus workers smash the Great Wall of China
Sep 06, 2023
You can’t handle the roofs! – plus ranking Britain’s weird inventions
Sep 04, 2023
School's out, National Service is in – plus footballer sleep secrets
Sep 01, 2023
Flights fiasco blamed on French – plus boffins take on beer goggles
Aug 30, 2023
Spanish Kiss Kick-Off – plus Suella’s big ideas
Aug 29, 2023
WAGNER GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Prigozhin plane death – plus yippee! It’s the TRUMP MUG SHOT
Aug 25, 2023
Up for a Womb Share? – plus How Much Sex to Work Off a Kebab?
Aug 23, 2023
This is Planet Earps! Lioness heartbreak – plus Repackaging Letby as entertainment?
Aug 21, 2023
Coach Poach: England men’s team to steal Serina? – plus Nightmare at the Museum
Aug 18, 2023
Shock spy bust in London – plus Randy Rupe’s new squeeze
Aug 16, 2023
Silly season spectacular — plus, will Kane play for Germany?
Aug 14, 2023
Record Breaker Rishi, Money Mayhem – Plus, Boring Belgium Blasted
Aug 11, 2023
Who’s behind the data dump disaster? – Plus Mystic Megatron, the A.I. psychic
Aug 09, 2023
Johnson packs his pockets, again – plus Help the Rich!
Aug 07, 2023
Oil Fun and Games – Plus On Your Bikes Oldies
Aug 04, 2023
Trump indictment excitement – plus: Ban kids from pubs?
Aug 02, 2023
Daily Mail goes for Woke – Plus the Papers’ pet hates
Jul 31, 2023
It’s a Gas Gas Ga$! Energy profits outrage – plus football’s Desert Rats
Jul 28, 2023
Farage Against the Cash Machine – plus Gregg Wallace’s Man Meat
Jul 26, 2023
Musk gives Twitter the bird – plus the Med’s on fire
Jul 24, 2023
By-election spin frenzy – plus Inside “manky” Buckingham Palace
Jul 21, 2023
Farage’s Toad Rage — plus Phones are Home Wreckers
Jul 19, 2023
Keir in the Headlights – plus Rishi “rip-off” degrees wrangle
Jul 17, 2023
Boris burner phone fiasco – plus Dele Alli’s bravery
Jul 14, 2023
BBC Scandal Rages On – plus Barbie Takes Over the World
Jul 12, 2023
BBC Sex Shame Star – plus Rise of the Energy Vampires
Jul 10, 2023
Inside Prigozhin’s gangster paradise – plus, Who gives a Zuck about Threads?
Jul 07, 2023
Scrub up at the Captain Tom spa – plus Liz Jones’s hate date!
Jul 05, 2023
Sunak’s a Tightwad – plus Ashes to Bashes! Big beef at the cricket
Jul 03, 2023
Paris is burning – Braverman’s gurning
Jun 30, 2023
Matt Han-Cocks it up – plus Elon in a K-hole?
Jun 28, 2023
Wag Wars: Russia in Turmoil — Plus Brit Gets a Pizza the Action
Jun 26, 2023
All Quiet on the Brexit Front? — Plus Musk and Mark’s Cage Rage
Jun 23, 2023
Submarine nightmare, mortgage mayhem – and should you stop washing your undies?
Jun 21, 2023
Video killed the Partygate stars – plus “Bernard Jenkin is a NUDIST”
Jun 19, 2023
Johnson’s Whine-Time Friday
Jun 16, 2023
Trump’s Miami Vice – plus Grealish, Lad of the People
Jun 14, 2023
Bojo-a-Go-Go – plus Nicola gets nicked
Jun 12, 2023
Trump-ed up charges, France horror and Old Bill pulls
Jun 09, 2023
Prince Hazza goes Spare
Jun 07, 2023
Jezza Schofe Witch Hunt – and Boris Bug Blast
Jun 05, 2023
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Jun 04, 2023