Fish & A Rice Cake

By Jake

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Description

Our explicit opinions, rants, mistakes and lessons from our lives in fitness!

Join Jake & Jake on the couch, 

Every week we sit down to spill the beans on all the little dark and dirty secrets of the fitness industry.

There's some good, some bad and definitely some ugly! 

We're going to give you everything we know to help you cut through the fitness 'guff' that plagues our screens and minds.

We're keeping it simple, straightforward and if you've got a sh*t sense of humour like us, just a bit entertaining.

(But not too entertaining, we can't have Jake thinking he could make it in stand up again!)

So whap the kettle on, put your feet up and prepare yourself,

For the (actually educated) fitness rants of two normal blokes/coaches at the top of their game!


Episode Date
The 100th Episode Announcement
Apr 13, 2026
Jake Comes Clean...
Apr 06, 2026
The Physique Blueprint
Mar 30, 2026
The first plan is the worst
Feb 12, 2026
The diets that won't keep you lean in 2026
Feb 05, 2026
Gain Muscle Not Fat | Here's how...
Jan 29, 2026
How to finish the year with less fat & more muscle
Jan 22, 2026
The one phrase keeping you out of shape in 2026
Jan 15, 2026
We failed in 2025...
Jan 08, 2026
The mindset that will build your physique & business in 2026
Dec 26, 2025
When to get a Physique Coach VS a Business Coach
Dec 18, 2025
3 things we hate about online coaching
Dec 11, 2025
Why you need to diet on less calories than you think
Dec 04, 2025
What the f*ck even is online coaching?!
Nov 27, 2025
Why you should live more like a bodybuilder
Nov 20, 2025
How To Avoid Being a Fat Loss Wet Wipe In 2025
Oct 16, 2025
How Dad Life Has Changed Our Training!
Oct 09, 2025
Why building muscle is way harder than losing body fat
Oct 02, 2025
Why the bar for coaching is so low...
Sep 25, 2025
Why we love aggressive fat loss!
Sep 18, 2025
Great Coaches Are Great Clients!
Sep 11, 2025
How We Would Get Into Shape For Summer 2026
Sep 04, 2025
The part of fitness nobody talks enough about!
Aug 21, 2025
Focusing on this can crush your coaching business
Aug 14, 2025
The truth to growing your business mentors don't want you to know.
Aug 07, 2025
We're sick & tired of seeing coaches do this...
Jul 31, 2025
Chat GPT will run you out of business!
Jul 17, 2025
How much we actually work in a week
Jul 10, 2025
The worst peak week we've seen...
Jul 03, 2025
Is the work/life balance a myth?
Jun 26, 2025
The 1,000 calorie diet day!
Apr 10, 2025
Jake's First Hyrox Result!
Mar 27, 2025
You DON'T have time...?
Mar 13, 2025
Why you SHOULD be in shape as a coach!
Feb 27, 2025
The Biceps Team has A New Member!
Feb 12, 2025
What we f*cked up 2024!
Jan 16, 2025
3 Rules for getting in shoot shape
Jan 02, 2025
Where have we been?!
Dec 19, 2024
How we salvage the summer!
Aug 15, 2024
You Need To Sack Your PT!
Aug 08, 2024
Joe Cullen: Make & edit content like a pro!
Aug 01, 2024
Are We Hybrid Now?
Jul 24, 2024
The 'Shreditor'
Jul 18, 2024
The Libido Effect!
Jul 11, 2024
You're Kidding Yourself!
Jul 04, 2024
Mistakes we made as coaches!
Jun 27, 2024
What we look for in a client!
Jun 19, 2024
How our clients get photoshoot lean (and how you can too!)
Jun 13, 2024
Q&A: Would we go carnivore?
May 29, 2024
Mike Harrison | Top 3 mistakes coaches make with their business
May 23, 2024
Kebabs To Abs!
May 16, 2024
Dan Meek | Why your coaching business isn’t where you want it to be!
May 09, 2024
How to get results!
May 01, 2024
Shy To Stage! Ryan's Journey... | Client Hot Seat
Apr 24, 2024
The worst episode in podcast history!
Apr 17, 2024
Building a photoshoot physique for his 50th! Anis's journey | Client Hot Seat
Apr 11, 2024
How to spot an expert
Apr 03, 2024
Are Coaches Hypocrites?
Mar 28, 2024
Would we ever take steroids?
Mar 21, 2024
The worst meal plan we've ever seen!
Mar 14, 2024
Sam & Will: Dropping 86lbs & going to the extremes!
Mar 07, 2024
15kg down and back again... The Chefs Journey! | Client Hot Seat
Feb 29, 2024
Tom Hall: How To Be An Athlete!
Feb 22, 2024
Dr. Rohan Verma: Smuggling Chicken Into Nightclubs!
Feb 15, 2024
What We Didn't Do To Get In Shape
Feb 08, 2024
How Long It Really Takes To Get In Shape!
Feb 01, 2024
16kg Heavier & Loving Life 💪 Evans Journey | Client Hot Seat
Jan 30, 2024
Our 5,000 Calories in Under 25 Minutes Challenge Attempt!
Jan 25, 2024
Fixing Protein Farts That Could Strip The Paint Off Walls...
Jan 17, 2024
Why Being Above Average Has Never Been Easier!
Jan 10, 2024
Buy Cheap,Buy Twice!
Jan 04, 2024
Paul Standell: Steroids, Step Brothers & Coaching Photoshoot Mistakes!
Dec 28, 2023
The Christmas Special!
Dec 21, 2023
WIll AI Steal Our Jobs?
Dec 14, 2023
Take Days Off & Still Get Lean!
Dec 07, 2023
Will Crossfit Get You Jacked?!
Nov 30, 2023
You Can't Diet Yourself Bigger!
Nov 23, 2023
I Thought I'd Shit Myself!
Nov 15, 2023
Instantly Improve Your Nutrition For Fat Loss With This!
Nov 09, 2023
How To Win The Weekend!
Nov 02, 2023
How To Not F*ck Up Your Tracking
Oct 25, 2023
Our Death Row Cheat Meal!
Oct 18, 2023
Diet update: 11 Weeks Out From The Shoot!
Oct 12, 2023
Why You Don't Look Like You Go To The Gym!
Oct 05, 2023
Coaching Q&A: How We Run 12 Week Fat Loss Plans!
Sep 27, 2023
Q&A: HIIT Training, Meal Times & Fat Loss, How To Stay Motivated.
Sep 20, 2023
The Unspoken Truth Of Getting Shredded!
Sep 14, 2023
Why 'Balance' is killing your progress!
Sep 06, 2023
Your Cousins Son's Birthday Is F*cking Up Your Fat Loss!
Aug 31, 2023
Why you've got no muscle and can't get lean!
Aug 24, 2023
How we set Nutrition Targets!
Aug 17, 2023
Times we've f*cked up with fat loss!
Aug 10, 2023
Why You Keep Ending Up With A Sh*t Coach!
Aug 02, 2023
Coaching Horror Stories! 😱
Jul 27, 2023
Drinking Raw Eggs & Watching Rocky!
Jul 20, 2023
How We Write Training Plans!
Jul 13, 2023
Are You Setting Your Diet Up To Fail?
Jul 06, 2023
Do You Have What It Takes?
Jun 28, 2023
What We Think About Photoshoots!
Jun 22, 2023
You've wasted years of your life!
Jun 15, 2023
How Our Own Diet's Are Going.
Jun 08, 2023
Let's try not to f*ck this up!
May 31, 2023