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Our explicit opinions, rants, mistakes and lessons from our lives in fitness!
Join Jake & Jake on the couch,
Every week we sit down to spill the beans on all the little dark and dirty secrets of the fitness industry.
There's some good, some bad and definitely some ugly!
We're going to give you everything we know to help you cut through the fitness 'guff' that plagues our screens and minds.
We're keeping it simple, straightforward and if you've got a sh*t sense of humour like us, just a bit entertaining.
(But not too entertaining, we can't have Jake thinking he could make it in stand up again!)
So whap the kettle on, put your feet up and prepare yourself,
For the (actually educated) fitness rants of two normal blokes/coaches at the top of their game!
| Episode | Date |
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The 100th Episode Announcement
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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Jake Comes Clean...
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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The Physique Blueprint
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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The first plan is the worst
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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The diets that won't keep you lean in 2026
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Feb 05, 2026 |
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Gain Muscle Not Fat | Here's how...
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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How to finish the year with less fat & more muscle
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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The one phrase keeping you out of shape in 2026
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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We failed in 2025...
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Jan 08, 2026 |
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The mindset that will build your physique & business in 2026
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Dec 26, 2025 |
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When to get a Physique Coach VS a Business Coach
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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3 things we hate about online coaching
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Why you need to diet on less calories than you think
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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What the f*ck even is online coaching?!
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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Why you should live more like a bodybuilder
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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How To Avoid Being a Fat Loss Wet Wipe In 2025
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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How Dad Life Has Changed Our Training!
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Why building muscle is way harder than losing body fat
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Why the bar for coaching is so low...
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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Why we love aggressive fat loss!
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Great Coaches Are Great Clients!
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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How We Would Get Into Shape For Summer 2026
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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The part of fitness nobody talks enough about!
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Focusing on this can crush your coaching business
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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The truth to growing your business mentors don't want you to know.
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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We're sick & tired of seeing coaches do this...
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Chat GPT will run you out of business!
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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How much we actually work in a week
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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The worst peak week we've seen...
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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Is the work/life balance a myth?
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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The 1,000 calorie diet day!
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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Jake's First Hyrox Result!
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Mar 27, 2025 |
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You DON'T have time...?
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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Why you SHOULD be in shape as a coach!
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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The Biceps Team has A New Member!
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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What we f*cked up 2024!
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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3 Rules for getting in shoot shape
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Where have we been?!
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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How we salvage the summer!
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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You Need To Sack Your PT!
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Joe Cullen: Make & edit content like a pro!
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Are We Hybrid Now?
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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The 'Shreditor'
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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The Libido Effect!
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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You're Kidding Yourself!
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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Mistakes we made as coaches!
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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What we look for in a client!
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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How our clients get photoshoot lean (and how you can too!)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Q&A: Would we go carnivore?
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May 29, 2024 |
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Mike Harrison | Top 3 mistakes coaches make with their business
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May 23, 2024 |
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Kebabs To Abs!
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May 16, 2024 |
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Dan Meek | Why your coaching business isn’t where you want it to be!
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May 09, 2024 |
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How to get results!
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May 01, 2024 |
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Shy To Stage! Ryan's Journey... | Client Hot Seat
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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The worst episode in podcast history!
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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Building a photoshoot physique for his 50th! Anis's journey | Client Hot Seat
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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How to spot an expert
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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Are Coaches Hypocrites?
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Would we ever take steroids?
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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The worst meal plan we've ever seen!
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Sam & Will: Dropping 86lbs & going to the extremes!
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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15kg down and back again... The Chefs Journey! | Client Hot Seat
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Tom Hall: How To Be An Athlete!
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Dr. Rohan Verma: Smuggling Chicken Into Nightclubs!
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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What We Didn't Do To Get In Shape
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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How Long It Really Takes To Get In Shape!
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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16kg Heavier & Loving Life 💪 Evans Journey | Client Hot Seat
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Our 5,000 Calories in Under 25 Minutes Challenge Attempt!
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Fixing Protein Farts That Could Strip The Paint Off Walls...
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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Why Being Above Average Has Never Been Easier!
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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Buy Cheap,Buy Twice!
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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Paul Standell: Steroids, Step Brothers & Coaching Photoshoot Mistakes!
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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The Christmas Special!
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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WIll AI Steal Our Jobs?
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Take Days Off & Still Get Lean!
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Will Crossfit Get You Jacked?!
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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You Can't Diet Yourself Bigger!
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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I Thought I'd Shit Myself!
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Instantly Improve Your Nutrition For Fat Loss With This!
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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How To Win The Weekend!
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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How To Not F*ck Up Your Tracking
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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Our Death Row Cheat Meal!
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Diet update: 11 Weeks Out From The Shoot!
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Why You Don't Look Like You Go To The Gym!
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Coaching Q&A: How We Run 12 Week Fat Loss Plans!
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Q&A: HIIT Training, Meal Times & Fat Loss, How To Stay Motivated.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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The Unspoken Truth Of Getting Shredded!
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Why 'Balance' is killing your progress!
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Your Cousins Son's Birthday Is F*cking Up Your Fat Loss!
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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Why you've got no muscle and can't get lean!
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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How we set Nutrition Targets!
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Times we've f*cked up with fat loss!
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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Why You Keep Ending Up With A Sh*t Coach!
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Coaching Horror Stories! 😱
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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Drinking Raw Eggs & Watching Rocky!
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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How We Write Training Plans!
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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Are You Setting Your Diet Up To Fail?
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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Do You Have What It Takes?
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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What We Think About Photoshoots!
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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You've wasted years of your life!
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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How Our Own Diet's Are Going.
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Let's try not to f*ck this up!
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May 31, 2023 |