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| Episode | Date |
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"Dude, volcanic!" | Adventures in Dinosaur City
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Jul 06, 2026 |
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"When my Grandfather died, all I got was a sweater." | Little Big League
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Jun 29, 2026 |
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"We don't need no stinking badgers." | UHF
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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"I'll sic my dog on you" | Cujo
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Jun 15, 2026 |
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"It'd be a lot cooler if you did" | Dazed and Confused
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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"Oh, Rat Fart!" | Caddyshack
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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"Send...More...Paramedics" | The Return of the Living Dead
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May 25, 2026 |
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"The person who handed you this card is under the care of a prescription puppet" | The Beaver
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May 18, 2026 |
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"They're real bad metal" | Omega Doom
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May 11, 2026 |
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"Sir, it's moving!" | The Peanut Butter Solution
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May 04, 2026 |
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"Tell him about the Twinkie." | Ghostbusters
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Apr 27, 2026 |
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"Dad, he's not an animal!" | Harry and the Hendersons
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Apr 20, 2026 |
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"California!" | The Wizard
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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"Wurry Burry" | The Chipmunk Adventure
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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"You're endangering me." | The Upstairs Neighbor
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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"Myy brother, the poolman." | In The Army Now | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 3 E 28
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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"Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it." | Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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"We're the reasons why brothers hate their sisters!" | Little Monsters
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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"I have to push the pram a lot." | Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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"I got a date with a soap on a rope." | Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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"Prodigious!" | October Sky | Kentucky Fried Critics
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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"But in the failing light, they can't focus." | Reign of Fire
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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"I pledge of allegiance... to the band" | School of Rock
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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"I'll show you my cannelloni." | Grumpier Old Men
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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"The bend and snap, works every time." | Legally Blonde
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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Cultin' 2: Eclectic Interview | A follow up interview with Wes Clark, Writer/Director of How to Start a Cult in 5-Easy Steps
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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"Every cult worth it's salt has a compound." | How to Start a Cult in 5-Easy Steps
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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"I might know everything. Ask me something!" | Year One
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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"Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse." | 200 Cigarettes
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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"We're gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas" | National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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"Come around with your husband, we'll have a blizzard!" | The Year Without A Santa Claus
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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"I made my family disappear." | Home Alone
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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"Just you, the music, and the pit." | Moshpit Mayhem
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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"I am one with the Yuletide, know what I mean?" | Ernest Saves Christmas
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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"You've gotta think to shrink, so you've gotta know to grow!" | Mother Goose Rock n' Rhyme
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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"A machine becomes human when you can't tell the difference anymore." | D.A.R.Y.L.
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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"My friends and I want to see a naked lady." | Milk Money
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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"No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines." | Saturday the 14th
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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"So, what were you gonna be when you grew up?" | Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives
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Oct 26, 2025 |
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"Do you want some of my chocolate bar?" | Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning
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Oct 19, 2025 |
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"Hey, Ted, where the hell is the carkscrew?" | Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
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Oct 12, 2025 |
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"May I please have the wallet, Ma'am?" | Friday the 13th Part 3
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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"Stand by for Justice!" | American Graffiti
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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"You need to invent your own penis-showin' game" | Waiting...
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Sep 21, 2025 |
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"It's been a nonstop moronathon!" | Bio-Dome
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Sep 14, 2025 |
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This week on a "very special episode"...
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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"Holy Shatner!" | Stay Tuned
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Aug 31, 2025 |
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"Although, some money would be nice" | Almost Famous
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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“Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room” | Nacho Libre
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Aug 17, 2025 |
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"Are you too good for your home?" | Happy Gilmore
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Aug 10, 2025 |
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"Goonies never say die" | The Goonies AKA Episode 100
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Aug 03, 2025 |
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"She was a good ship" | Explorers
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Jul 27, 2025 |
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"THERE IS NO RENEWAL!" | Logan's Run
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Jul 20, 2025 |
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." | The Usual Suspects
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Jul 13, 2025 |
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"I reckon it's a small hog." | The Beverly Hillbillies
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Jul 06, 2025 |
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"There's energy in chocolate." | The Bad News Bears
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Jun 29, 2025 |
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"I have a feeling we're about to embark on a most unprecedented expedition." | Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat." | Jaws
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Jun 15, 2025 |
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"Jason's out there... watching..." | Friday the 13th Part 2
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Jun 08, 2025 |
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"...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils." | Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
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Jun 01, 2025 |
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"Yeah I call him Flushles, the Toilet Cleaning Clown..." | Dead Man on Campus
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May 26, 2025 |
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"Oh, marshmallow!" | Adventures in Wonderland
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May 18, 2025 |
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"There's no crying in baseball!" | A League of Their Own
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May 12, 2025 |
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"Women weaken legs!" | Rocky
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May 04, 2025 |
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"Toto is not a monster!" | Gamera the Brave
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Apr 27, 2025 |
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"Funky Buttloving" | Rookie of the Year
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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"Abba-zaba, you my only friend" | Half Baked
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Apr 13, 2025 |
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"It's just you and me now, sport" | Manhunter
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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"What's in the basket?" | Basket Case
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Mar 30, 2025 |
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"There's two of everyone in there" | Big Business
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Mar 23, 2025 |
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"We're gonna be down here for a very long time" | 10 Cloverfield Lane
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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"Kinda hot in these rhinos..." | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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Mar 09, 2025 |
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"Are you a man or an amoeba?" | Dead Poets Society
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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"There's only eight percent of the population that's, like, highly hypnotizable" | Stir of Echoes
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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"Break yourself!" | Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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"That rug really tied the room together" | The Big Lebowski
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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"There's a great future in plastics." | The Graduate
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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"You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally!" Back to the Future Part 3
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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"Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?" | Back to the Future
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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"But you are a flyer, not a faller" | The Land Before Time
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Jan 12, 2025 |
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"There's no fate but what we make for ourselves" | Terminator 2: Judgment Day
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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"Will you be my Clarence?" | It's a Wonderful Knife
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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"And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...!" | The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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"I'm just trying to spread a little yuletide FEAR!" | Santa's Slay
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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"It ain't all candy canes and pretty lights" | Silent Night (2012)
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Dec 08, 2024 |
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"They're my family now" | Black Christmas (2006)
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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"I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!" | Shaolin Soccer
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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"This definitely has applications in the field of sports" | Flubber
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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"I guess we all do unexpected things sometimes, don't we?" | Gleaming the Cube
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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"I thought you'd never...axe!!!" | Thankskilling 3
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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"Beware the moon, lads" | An American Werewolf in London
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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"You're doomed! You're all doomed!" | Friday the 13th
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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"Don't expect it to tango" | Re-Animator
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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"Don't go chasing nursery rhymes" | Dr. Giggles
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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"Are you not entertained?" | Gladiator
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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"You're making me angry" | Ang Lee's Hulk
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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"History is all in the mind of the teller" | Radio Flyer
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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"I'm in a situation I can't begin to explain" | Four Rooms
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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"No celebrities, no cable TV, no water" | Tank Girl
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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"HACK THE PLANET!" | Hackers
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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A reminder we're still here
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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"Never give up. Never surrender" | Galaxy Quest
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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"If I was a young fella like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha" | Grumpy Old Men
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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"Well, they're safer than a tube sock..." | American Pie
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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"Where we're going, we don't need roads" | Back to the Future Part II
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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"You're supposed to say 'go' in karate" | Lake Placid
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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"And we are the ones who bump back" | Hellboy
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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"This sort of thing is my bag baby" | Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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"Do I look like an ichthyologist to you?" | Bubba Ho-Tep
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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"I'm just a mean green mother from outer space" | The Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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"You know my father was a punk" | SLC Punk 2: Punk's Dead
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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"We're just one big ol' thermonuclear family" | Wilder Napalm
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May 26, 2024 |
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"It will randomly work out!" | The Ladies Man
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May 19, 2024 |
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"Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" | High Fidelity
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May 13, 2024 |
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"Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?" | Back to the Beach
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May 05, 2024 |
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"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price" | Point Break
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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"Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards... NASA is talking!" | SpaceCamp
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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"In the world of kung fu, speed determines the winner" | Kung Fu Hustle
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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"They're having tuna salad for lunch! Tuna salad for LUNCH!" | Jury Duty
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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"At least I got to be on TV" | Snake Eyes
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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"You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime" | The Little Rascals
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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"He's most disagreeable and he has irritated me" | Hercules in New York
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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"Information without transportation equals dick" | The Stoned Age
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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"Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans" | Toy Soldiers
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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"One nation, invisible, with liberty and Christmas for all" | Spirit of '76
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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"When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man" | A Clockwork Orange
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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"I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel" | Encino Man
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Feb 10, 2024 |
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"Today is tomorrow" | Groundhog Day
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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"If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy" | The Breakfast Club
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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"We can do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it" | SLC Punk!
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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"Mother, we're watching The Corny Collins Show" | HAIRSPRAY
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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"Now you're playing with power, SUPER POWER!" | Super Nintendo special
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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"Looks like a no go on the 'Tendo" | 8-Bit Christmas
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Dec 30, 2023 |
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"I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives" | Scrooged
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing" | The Santa Clause
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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"You are obviously a nonconformist and a rebel!" | Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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"Woah! Nothing like waiting for the last minute, Howitzer" | Jingle All the Way
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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"Well, that was absurd, let's eat dead bird!" | Home for the Holidays
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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"Majored in karate for two semesters" | Son in Law
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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"Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life" | Dutch
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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"I'm gonna drink your blood like cranberry sauce, meanie!" | Thankskilling
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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"You are the great redneck hope!" | Ernest Scared Stupid
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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"That plant is the vampire of the vegetable kingdom" | Nosferatu/Type O-Negative
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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"Don't you just hate it when somebody that was supposed to be dead comes back to kill you?" | Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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"That old woman scares the piss out of me!" | Pumpkinhead
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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"SEGA does what Nintendon't" | SEGA special
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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"It's my first ray gun" | Star Trek: First Contact
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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"We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams" | Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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"I'm half human, on my mother's side" | Doctor Who: The Movie
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis" | Night of the Comet
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die" | The Sandlot
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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Intro
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Aug 18, 2023 |