The Grumpy Strategists

By Strategic Analysis Australia

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The Grumpy Strategists chat about defence and security issues, from an Australian perspective. We say simple things about complicated issues that help cut through the politics and careful bureaucratic talking points. Critical but constructive conversations about the big security and technology issues affecting our world. RSSVERIFY


Episode Date
Zen and the Art of Defence investment: big numbers for everyone - Episode 70
May 01, 2026
The Grumpy Strategists cover Australia's new defence plan: a strategy of denial that the world has changed
Apr 17, 2026
America's wartime defense budget: $1.5 trillion to deliver a military able to fight everyone - except China.....
Apr 09, 2026
The Gulf collective defence exercise: a war no one admits to fighting
Apr 01, 2026
Our Kentucky Colonel masters deflection, the War & AUKUS sub outcomes - magical thinking meets US & UK partner realities
Mar 25, 2026
Victory in the War for Influence & Invoicing: Australia's Mandarin Advisory Complex at work in two reports
Mar 17, 2026
The Iran war: Australia joins the "Coalescing of the Partly Willing"
Mar 10, 2026
Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts - Trump tries for the Big Maduro
Mar 04, 2026
Plumbing new depths in politics. And Chinese sub numbers & PLA purges - actually mindboggling
Feb 26, 2026
Mindboggling! celebrating $30 billion on sub sheds (not actual subs), while leaders outdo One Nation's darker instincts
Feb 19, 2026
Australia's defence budget update: a sugar hit followed by a $2.6bn cut. Take that, Mr Trump, sir!
Feb 10, 2026
Deceased estate: Oz Defence sells the silver to fund poor lifestyle choices, & US obliterating Iranian nukes (again).
Feb 05, 2026
Penguins, not principles, key to Australia's Trump management - & Ozzie maritime strategy tied to a collapsing US Navy
Jan 21, 2026
Trump's edifice complex gets Grumpy, & 2025 strategic & Aussie military takeaways
Dec 22, 2025
AUKUS gets steamy, & cherrypicking can't make the US National Security Strategy good news
Dec 12, 2025
The hunt for Defence reform downunder: Mr Conroy & the Yeti. And the mystery of sea control with a tiny fleet
Dec 06, 2025
A democratic lockdown fit for an authoritarian & marking Defence's Annual Report homework Part 1
Dec 02, 2025
Australian industry gets more Aussie, while Australia writes defence cheques it can't cash
Nov 19, 2025
Trump's Asia Tour: replica-crowned with success, and stalemated. And 'Nuclear Submarines For EVERYONE!!!!'
Nov 07, 2025
Albanese meets Trump: champagne all round - but a harder meeting would've been better for Australian security & the alliance
Oct 24, 2025
Episode 50: With friends like this...& Why spend real money on defence when you can just seem to?
Sep 24, 2025
Europe's lessons in dealing with unreliability, extended deterrence for Aussie streets & lost luggage
Sep 01, 2025
The Ambassadors Series - a Grumpy Strategist meets a high energy Ukrainian Ambassador
Aug 18, 2025
Episode 48: Grumpy But Grand Strategy - Australia's Two Pillars are both in trouble
Aug 12, 2025
Episode 47 Ground truthing Australia's drone journey & the UK's military & industrial base
Aug 02, 2025
Grumpy Strategist Makers Series - with Beaten Zone's Steve Baxter
Jul 22, 2025
Oh dear, what have you done to my fleet!? & Is Australia now bandwagoning AND free-riding??
Jul 15, 2025
The AUKUS emergency episode: What-the-Hell-Just Happpppppened? The Trump Review'n'stuff
Jun 15, 2025
Common defence Myth Takes, North Korean real estate, & UK defence review echoes Oz
Jun 13, 2025
A Grumpy Strategist meets Taiwan's Australian rep: world health, regional security, economics & trade - Episode 43
Jun 06, 2025
Episode 42 - the Meaning of Life, drones, world's 'biggliest' airstrike & self destructing Democrats
May 29, 2025
Attention Deficit Disorder debuts as global foreign policy, while muddy siloes contrast with Golden Domes.
May 21, 2025
Grumpy Strategists Popes and Prime Ministers edition - Episode 40
May 09, 2025
Grumpy Strategists Episode 39: Elections, defence, cash, chainsaws and long bonnet syndrome.
Apr 28, 2025
Grumpy Strategists' Defence Dollars and Decisions edition
Apr 17, 2025
The Grumpies' Heard Island Edition: a risky America, determined penguins - & Australians see nothing happening.
Apr 10, 2025
Episode 36: A Grumpy Strategist meets a Wise Owl: caught between China & the US, Australia fixates on a 2040 Fantasy Force
Apr 01, 2025
Episode 35: Australian 'wombat resistance' to Trump begins, the masterplan for zero tariffs and debates swirl on "Plan B' for security
Mar 22, 2025
Walk This Way: Grumpies & ADM cover Defence hit 'Slowrollin' & try the new Coke Zero flavour of US alliances
Mar 11, 2025
Episode 33 - Grumpy Strategists live at the Australian Defence Magazine 2025 Congress
Feb 27, 2025
When Karens take power; building a hedge of frigates, & missile maths - Episode 32
Feb 14, 2025
Episiode 31- Biden valedictory, Trump 2.0 prelude & Bad Santa's little Canberra helpers release more reviews
Jan 21, 2025
Defence's disappointing Annual Report & Hypersonic Hyperbole meets Houthi hard work
Dec 01, 2024
Episode 29: Washington cyber hygiene. Military shrinks while plans proliferate, Marles keeps balls in the air
Nov 13, 2024
Episode 28: Sub schedules on fire, Deterrence by Documentation & a guided weapons go slow
Nov 04, 2024
Episode 27 - Gullible Goldfish, Ghost Fleets & a nasty bout of 'enshittification'
Oct 23, 2024
Episode 26: Acceleration - that word doesn't mean what you think it means
Sep 25, 2024
Episode 25 -the Army gets wet. An empty AUKUS sub plan damages trust
Sep 12, 2024
Makin' missiles, a business insurgency & schedule as comedy - Episode 24
Aug 29, 2024
Disappearing tanks, million dollar missiles, SNAUKUS and the bear that's driving the US election - Episode 23
Aug 14, 2024
The Great Debates: a civil nuclear debate
Jul 26, 2024
Post-shot US election update, Ukrainian & Ozzie drones, spies and public money
Jul 18, 2024
Grumpy Strategist Makers' Series - the workforce edition with KINEXUS
Jul 03, 2024
Consequences, consequences: budget settings starve the Air Force & a bureaucracy avoids scrutiny
Jun 29, 2024
Episode 20: Cringers, crawlers, walkers & runners with a dash of AI, cults, conspiracies, pyramids & portals.
Jun 18, 2024
Episode 19 - Collins subs life extension realities & Permits for Everyone: the lazy new SAMS law
Jun 06, 2024
The Grumpy Strategist Makers' Series Episode - Austal
May 29, 2024
The post-Budget blues edition: Backloaded cash, unachievable plans and Collins dies young
May 17, 2024
The numerology of Australia's new National Defence Strategy & investment plan
May 05, 2024
Devalued words and dollars damage Australia's security
Apr 12, 2024
Grumpy Strategist Makers Series Episode 3 - NIOA Group
Apr 03, 2024
Subs, Subs, subs - 5 big events in the undersea world of AUKUS submarines
Mar 26, 2024
Grumpy Strategists Makers Series Episode 2 - Gilmour Space
Mar 14, 2024
The dangerous new Defence Industrial Development Strategy - jarringly out of step with our world
Mar 08, 2024
Grumpy Strategists - The Makers' Series Episode 1
Feb 28, 2024
A new plan for Australia's Navy - money, frigates & floating missile trucks, but no lessons from the Black or Red Seas
Feb 22, 2024
2024 with a bang: Escalating war with de-escalating words, May budget expectations & broken disposals
Feb 02, 2024
The Christmas-New Year Edition - indicators and warnings for the Defence Force - and a Christmas gift to a troubled department
Dec 31, 2023
Episode 9 - 2024: global elections bring a fragmenting world, investing everywhere but into Australian industry, and those pesky proposed export controls
Dec 09, 2023
AUKUS own goals - Australia's new draft export controls
Nov 20, 2023
The Travel and Accountability Edition: Tuvalu, leadership failure & the Hunter frigates, and the B-21
Nov 13, 2023
The Estimates Edition: a recruitment crisis, fragile fleets & lessons from America
Oct 30, 2023
The Israel-Hamas war, deterrence failures & hostage diplomacy Beijing style
Oct 13, 2023
Army shape shifting, helicopter troubles & Mr Albanese goes to Washington & Beijing
Oct 03, 2023
Sevastopol, $200 million Triton drones and Australian industry
Sep 15, 2023
Naval Shipbuilding without ships & a Navy review about what?
Sep 11, 2023
Health check on Australia's Defence Strategic Review
Sep 11, 2023