Football Cliches
By Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger
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Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker explore the glorious and unique language of football: the words, the phrases, the mannerisms and, above all, the clichés.
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Deodorant ads, Don(ald) Goodman & "The Deeney Guy": Cliches meets Sky Sports commentator Bill Leslie
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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xG meets crime dramas & the Sunday League to Premier League hat-trick pathway
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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The Vitality Stadium swing state, Noel Gallagher's co-comms & the "big five" of cheese
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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”Still 0-0, lads!", a man named Hattrick & the mid-2010s throw-in scandal
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Curses vs Hoodoos, journeyman film directors & Keysey's philosophers
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Jack Reacher's Villa 5-a-side team, two Andy Townsends & the most darts-looking PL manager
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Styling out fake injuries & "How long ref?!": The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Doc Brown)
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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Salah's Sunday 4.30pm supremacy, Fred Again's biscuits & going down like a game of Jenga
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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The definitive game for every football scoreline
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Armchair admirals, Roberto Carlos darts & "Doing a [Club X]”
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Cliches vs The Football Ramble - The Football Cliches Quiz XV
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Liverpool's radar status, lusty bangers & Richard Keys’ 12,476-game TV marathon
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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First names on shirts, Footy Scran technicalities & the FPL universe, with Ellis Platten
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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An incredible football birthday card, Dutch league-table madness & Mick McCarthy in the jungle
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Football's shortest spell, the "in charge" threshold & the first half/second half vibe experiment
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Beating the commentators to the punch and the ideal conditions for "nothing doing": The Listeners' fascinations and irritations
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Footballing military ranks, Carabao chaos & a phrase only Sean Dyche would use
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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Jamie Carragher's match-ball voice, promotion fodder & three-sided fortresses
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Carsley culture, scorelines you'd take before the game & the most left-footed Premier League club
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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”Welcome to League C", pointless penalty shootouts & the connoisseur's referee whistle
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Silky Toblerones, Serbian football small talk & telepathic right-backs
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Cometh the minute, poetic Andy Townsend and Keysey's quote-tweet masterpiece
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The minutes left vs blood pressure ratio
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Sparking a stroll, rickets vs howlers, and the Champions League anthem revamp
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Players spotting themselves on the big screen & ironic referee cheering: The listeners' loves & hates
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Big nutmegs, premature pacesetters & footballing disciples
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Transfer limbo, Romania '94 small talk & Merson does Strictly
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Sleeping horses and Harry Kane's complex classy touch
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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The "Summer 2024 Transfers That Just Feel So Right" XI
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Carbon-copy commentary & where clubs store their pre-season minutes
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Footballers with Olympicy names & Unexpected Kevin Keegan
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Steve Coogan is playing Mick McCarthy in a film, what else is there to talk about?
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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The Football Clichés Quiz XIV: Cliches vs The Sweeper
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "A real plomb", big-match dust-settling & the worst football Q&A night ever
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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Squad arrival videos, MOTM substitutes & watching football on holiday: The listeners' loves & hates
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Unhinged pre-match montages & Heartbreak vs Heartache (2024 edition)
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: From Talksport to NATO - a cultural review of England 2 Netherlands 1
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Euro 2024's future Premier League forgettables & the Jordan Pickford penalty-heroics threshold
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Misstiano Penaldo, "The Misquoted One” & arm-wrestling with Martin Keown
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The England clamour table, bending your run & dancing on the streets of City X
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The unifying experience of watching England struggle to play football
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Martin Keown's GCSEs, Pro Evo Jules Kounde & when nations hold their breath
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The vocabulary of an England group-stage draw & Euro 2024’s Commentator’s Curse
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The Euros that didn't need to burst into life
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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The Pure European Championship XI
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: 1.4 billion years of hurt, Grealish's mayo hell & the opening-game formula
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Capos, club mentalities & calculating England's actual years of hurt: The listeners' loves & hates
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Mourinho in Turkey, 71 billion calories & a football club every 2.24 seconds
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Clicheship Years: 2023/24
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May 30, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Double swoops, double saves & Down Under with Eddie Howe
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May 27, 2024 |
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The Football Clichés Quiz XIII: Cliches vs Dial F for Football
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May 23, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Pep's ice cream van, popping up with a goal & an "absolute football club”
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May 20, 2024 |
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Hi-tech hoardings & tactically illiterate World XIs: The listeners' loves & hates
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May 15, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "Why can't they go on and win it?"
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May 13, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Mid-2000s Premier League antiques & how the square goalpost met its end
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May 09, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Four-star Haaland & the most elaborate football analogy in modern politics
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May 07, 2024 |
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Gary Lineker meets Cliches: Why aren't strikers rounding the goalkeeper any more?
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May 02, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Winning the "hard way" and the Missing Piece of the Jigsaw XI
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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The Football Cliches Quiz XII - The Totally Football Show
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "Some bloke sat in a booth near the M4 with a fancy protractor"
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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All-English European ties & post-goal iPad analysis: The listeners' loves & hates
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "What a horse he was, by the way"
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Sizeable hillocks & nightclubbing with McCoist: Jon Champion does Mesut Haaland Dicks
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: James Ward-Prowse Territories & hasty Panenkas
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Elland Road trigonometry & the Footballers Called Pete crisis
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: We've said 'come and listen to this podcast' and you've said 'thank you very much, I will’
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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The Football Cliches Quiz #11
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Among the assists, prime players & the tormentor-in-chief scale
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Centre-backs leading the line, overlapping kick-off time angst, and long-range near post goal aesthetics
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Pivotal wins, corners in a dangerous position, and the Factory of Sadness
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Agemates, locksmiths & Alan Curbishley's garden
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "Over to you [Title Rival X]" & Knuckleball on Corrie
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Great White Shark 0 Killer Whale 1 (72 mins)
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: the Haaland missed sitter incredulity
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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The Football Cliches Quiz X
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: G-Nev's adjectives, cynical finishes & gobbling up chances
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Lithuanian ultimate frisbee & how to divide up a league table
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Sensory football, a 27-second bright start & the war on socks
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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”Genuine height", European banana skins and the listeners' fascinations & irritations
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Midfield "quarterbacks" & Montell Jordan's right-backs
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Les Dennis, paintbrush volleys & the Quiz Question XI
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Horror shows, title blows and “different custard”
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Ref sandwiches, "teapot finishes" & the Premier League Mid-Point XI
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: FA Cup illusions & Andy Townsend’s octopus goalie
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The Lampardian Transition, 2014-2024
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Footholds, foreign contingents & death metal midfielders
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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The 'How Did [Player X] Never Play for [Club Y]?' XI
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The most Premier League fixture there never was
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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A superb footballer name, defenders shooting from 30 yards and throw-in paranoia
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The longest 3.85 seconds in football history
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Washing machines that sound like referees
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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The Football Cliches Quiz IX
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Are we all truly ready for a Club World Cup?
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Glovesmiths and parking the bus at the Battle of Kursk
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Centre-backs on the wing & "comunicado oficial"
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "The Mesut Ozil of public transportation"
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Copycat knee-sliders & kicking balls into skips: Chloe Petts does Mesut Haaland Dicks
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: "He hit it where Grandma hides the jam jars"
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: Can a goalkeeper be a wonderkid?
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: The things in football you can 'ooze'
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Football freestylers & Sunday league rondo etiquette
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: 'The Scott McTominay of antibiotics'
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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The Pure EFL XI
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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The Adjudication Panel: How many errors make a comedy of errors?
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Gary Neville's parrots, with George Lewis
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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The dying art of managers moving upstairs, the 'revelation' threshold, and some low-key FA Cup magic
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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England's Euro 2024 clamour forecast and a Premier League quiz for the ages
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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The most comprehensive definition of 'ghosting in' of all time
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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The Pure La Liga XI
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Sean Dyche's Glasto, cheat codes and a data dive into 'too little, too late'
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Background pub TV games, flip flaps & the quiet dignity of a club-branded mug
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Electric in the air, the 'chipped in with X goals' threshold & Our Summer With Richard Keys
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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The Football Clichés podcast is back! (Trailer)
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Oct 11, 2023 |