Burn Before Reading
By Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton
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Episodes: 143
Description
the bad poetry podcast
| Episode | Date |
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Write More Edgelordily
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Jul 15, 2026 |
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I Thought I'd Seen the Last of Yarh
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Jul 08, 2026 |
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In Italy and Also at Their Prom
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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Ignorant, Sanguine, Noisy, Coarse, and Chaotic!
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Jun 24, 2026 |
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Girly Crap? So What, 9/11?
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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An Accomplished Young Lady (She's 12)
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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Pasta Salad and Pride Month Are Both Intersectional
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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You're Scaring Me But I'm Still Gonna Give You Some Baby Carrots
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May 27, 2026 |
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The Kissing Beth
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May 20, 2026 |
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You Probably Regret That When We Met You Were Maceless
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May 13, 2026 |
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Gossip About My Friends and Kesha Lyrics
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May 06, 2026 |
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Yarh?
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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She's Not Like Other Dogs
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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If Not Hysteria Then Definitely Tuberculosis
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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Dear God: Hello
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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She's a Dumb Bitch and So Are We
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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Made Me Want a Hearse So Frickin Bad
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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I Recognize the Chipmunk Analogy
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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"Asshole" Was My First-Ever Swear
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Papá Will Take Any Suggestions from the Crowd
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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The Return of Lil LeeLee
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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F/F is for Fan/Fic
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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That Woman Is a Woman!
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Christian Grey Wears Jeans and Edward Cullen Wears Khakis
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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This Blows Like a Mother
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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English Majors: Doing It For the Money
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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The Moans of Moria
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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No One More Beautiful and Vibrant Than a Dead Mom
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe (Butthole Edition)
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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It Would Be Really Sad If You Ate Your Baby Right Now
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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I'm Trying to Go to Candycane Falls and Bone Down
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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Horny for Bubble Letters
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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I Remember When I Got My First Thesaurus
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Thanksgiving Etymology Interlude
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Kellan Lutz's Wig Is Completely Unforgivable
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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That's What Lobotomies Are For
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Brooke, This Episode's for You
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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I Think Bella Is a Pillow Princess
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Crushes on the Neopets Fairies
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: I'm Gonna Go Talk to the Dragon, See If I Care
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Oct 18, 2025 |
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They Have Ruined Everything Including Yapping
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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These People Don't Read the Books
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Do Better Than the Folk Storytellers of Old
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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I Could Just Completely Rip Off Peter Pan
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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Bring All Your Underwear
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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My Least Favorite Part of 9/11
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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Mooses Just Don't Care
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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Robert Pitterman Getting Cucked
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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She Can't Give Cwedit
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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We Have Evanescence at Home
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Okay B*tch, Maybe Find a Zest for Life
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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The Virgin Slayer
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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A Completely Bare Room with Literally Nothing in It
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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I Pledge Allegiance to the Pod
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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A Hot Topic Gift Card
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Sherlock Holmes Doesn't Care About Our Place in the Universe
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: Gold, God, and Gloryholes
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Jun 14, 2025 |
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I Specifically Asked You Not to Be Slutty Tonight
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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A Horse of a Young Colonial Colonist
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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Marble Balls, Don't Forget
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May 28, 2025 |
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I Wasn't Even Attracted to Jesus
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May 21, 2025 |
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Who Charted?
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May 14, 2025 |
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A Butchy Blazer and a Bowler Hat
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May 07, 2025 |
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Bitch Who Writes in Book
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Girl, Leave Him and Go to Another Planet
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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We Won't Have a Mall Goth in This Family!
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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I Will Not Grow a Goatee
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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2 Women in Their 30s Failing SAT Prep
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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The Rupi Kaur Effect on Lesbians
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Firing Misogynists and Uplifting Women (UNLOCKED Patreon bonus episode)
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Mar 08, 2025 |
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An Unfunny Episode About Neil Gaiman
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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Uh-Oh, She IS Like Other Girls!
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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This Is a Song About Sexuality in Southern Literature
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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New Season, New Moon (Where the Hell Have You Been, Becca?)
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: All My Boyfriends Looked Exactly Like Michael Cera
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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New Year New Moon (What Are We Doing Here, Stephanie?)
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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Charles Dickens Got Himself Into a Pickle
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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Jingle My Balls
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: Ghosts, If You're Listening, Please Start Haunting Billionaires
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Dec 14, 2024 |
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Pancakes Will Kill Us All
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Not Like Those Boob Girls
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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THROWBACK: She Wants His Ice PP
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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Slap a Blonde Wig on Him and Call Him Mary Sue
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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I Must Bid You A Dew
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: Slut in Truck!!!
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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The Year Without a Summer
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Dr. Seuss Abuse
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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We're Rich and We Collect Teeth
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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The Princess of Sarasota
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: You're a Total Wollstonecraft
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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I Just Had a Music-Theater-Gasm
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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The Comedy Roast of Christina Kann
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Help! I'm Too Pretty
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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9/11 Spectacular Extravaganza
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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He/Him/Sexy
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: Methinks We Saw Some Dark Times
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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Exhibit F
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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Not Another Hair Flip
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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Lil LeeLee
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Title Credits Go to Linkin Park
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Patreon Preview! Burn After Reading: Omg a POET? Bring Him to the King!
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Preps Can't Do Sarcasm
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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Hot Abusive Daddies Near You
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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We All Had Braces and Skin Back Then
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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I Haven't Had to Smell Axe in 15 Years
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Burn After Reading Preview: No One More Beautiful and Vibrant than a Dead Mom
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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We Were Reading the Bible
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Let's Do This Again and Forget About Our Husbands
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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That Would Be So Gay of Us If We Were Gay
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Have You Ever Watched Someone Ruin Their Own Life?
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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Assist Me Deeper!
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May 29, 2024 |
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Piping Hot Eighth Grade Tea
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May 22, 2024 |
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Cheese Is So Not Hardcore
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May 15, 2024 |
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Emotion Is a Fad That Comes && Goes
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May 08, 2024 |
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Happy Hunting, You Dirty Graverobber, You!
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May 01, 2024 |
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Rock Opera Emo Ballad
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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I Cannot Believe How Jealous You Are of Siberia
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Sometimes the Ick Is Inside You
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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She Wants His Ice PP
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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I Got Sent to Counseling for My Belief in Dragons
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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Mother, I Crave Violence
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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He Didn't Get Laid in High School Because His Mom Didn't Make Cookies
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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I Was Big with Local Youth Groups
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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The Straight Ship Was a Real Twist
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Sorry I Told the Internet You Were Bad at Kissing
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Christy's Guide to Living for Your Soul
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Oil Up and Have a Grand Time with Your Buds
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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Diary-(uh)
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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These Boots Are No Longer Made for Walking
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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She’s Not Like Other American Girl Dolls
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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There’s No Disciples Named Lachlan
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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It’s MY Turn to Play Art Associate, Jess!
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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This He Considered Sufficient Encouragement
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Really Stubborn and Very Bad at Music Theory
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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I’m a Skank by Nature, Everyone Knows That
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Mormon Sex Drama
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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That Bitch Is Crisp
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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He Flew Too Close to the Pervert Sun
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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But Really, Beyonce?
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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A Righteous Rage
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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I Never Recovered from This in Terms of Being Cool
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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I Claim Ownership Over This Cringe
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Burn Before Reading Trailer!
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Oct 24, 2023 |