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Welcome to the Podcast where two women living in Leeds who are in the peak time of life try and navigate it one laugh at a time! Chewing the fat, concluding that life is too short for being good and having serious conversations, so grab your comfy pants, a snack that deserves the name, and join us as we giggle our way through the chaos of menopause, being pissed off (BMP), the things we now find funny and the knobheads of life. Who knew adulting would involve so much confusion and so little applause? Cheers to laughter, good company, and the hope that one day we’ll figure out what ’adulting’ actually means!” 🎙️ Fortnightly episodes - Find us on Instagram
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Episode 68 - Two Nuns, a head injury, and a Steggy blanket.
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Sep 25, 2026 |
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Episode 67 — Nothing Worse Than A Hamster In Your U-Bend
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Sep 11, 2026 |
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Episode 66 - You do need to cover up your fupa
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Aug 14, 2026 |
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Episode 65 - There’s a time and place for a pink Richmond
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Jul 31, 2026 |
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Episode 64 - Squeezing your partners butt can help with stress levels
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Jul 17, 2026 |
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Episode 63 - The power of generation X, until you wee yourself!
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Jul 02, 2026 |
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Episode 62 - How's ya Father
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Jun 19, 2026 |
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Episode 61 - Not up to Dick
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Jun 05, 2026 |
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Episode 60 - Simon Cowell puts his finger on his face
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May 22, 2026 |
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Episode 59 - 'Can I borrow your nail scissors,' asks the stranger
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May 08, 2026 |
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Episode 58 - Lane Rage: Pool Edition
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Apr 24, 2026 |
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Episode 57 - When you've got mince to mash
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Apr 10, 2026 |
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Episode 56 - I lick slags, that's how it was written!
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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Episode 55 - What a D'ick
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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Episode 54 - There was no Memo
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Feb 28, 2026 |
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Episode 53 - Because I'm quite a thorough wiper - CV updated
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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Our tits look massive – let’s dive in | Episode 52
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Jan 16, 2026 |
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Episode 51 - If I got deep in balls, I'd panic
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Episode 50 - A Sausage Roll and a Cheap Frock
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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Episode 49 - Who do you know that doesn't like potatoes?
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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Episode 48 - Smuglet is not a tiny robber
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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Episode 47 - He pinched it between his fingers and wobbled it
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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Episode 46 - I've had a fair few Crunchie's recently
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Episode 45 - A Polyp Called Paula (spiral perms, barrel jeans & feral wees)
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Episode 44 - Someone has knitted you a fat ankle
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Episode 43 - Never thought to wash my arm
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Episode 42 - What if it's a head in the fridge?
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Episode 41 - No more bum hole talk
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Episode 40 - If you stretch it, it's likely your reading will be different!
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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Episode 39 - 'Cutting' on the motorway for ya TikTok page, you're a C...
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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Episode 38 - Like a fringe coming out of a baseball cap
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Jun 01, 2025 |
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Episode 37 - Sunshine Bellends
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May 18, 2025 |
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Episode 36 - Unusual litter on the floor and baggy sausages
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May 02, 2025 |
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The real Episode 35 – Feramones, Bees, and a Bed-Sharing Crisis 🐝🛏️
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Episode 34 (actually) - Wish I felt like that with a cabbage
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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Episode 33 - Chaos, Kidney Stones and Circus Skills
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Mar 22, 2025 |
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Episode 32 - BOFC - Bucket of family cloths
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Mar 06, 2025 |
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Episode 31 - Dry bathing and a tuning fork
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Episode 30 - It's all gone to sh*t
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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Episode 29 - I do hover if I sense warmth
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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Episode 28 - Why would you choose to have a big Mon?
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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Episode 27 - Merry Christmas - Road kill in knickers!
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Episode 26 - The Bleagh of Doom
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Episode 25 - Dunn and Dunner - Let's do this
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Episode 24 - All is orange and the odd festish
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Episode 23 - Old Ladies, a Lamb, and a tail needing a vibrator
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Episode 22 - A Three Toed Sloth
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Episode 21 - Schnauzer and Sphincter
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Episode 20 - Can you imagine having a sperm that's bigger than your own head?
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Episode 19 - My Mum likes a tongue sandwich
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Episode 18 - Oh, darlin, darlin, darlin, tea bag me quickly - said in a sexy scouse accent
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Episode 17 - Cough you say, I'll drown you
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Episode 16 - The Wannabe detectives and a shag
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Episode 15 - Scouts Honour, Ready to Rock, a Vulcan Salute and a phone call
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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Episode 14 - There were these 4 nuns.... pimple poppers, starry beards and yeast!
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Episode 13 - Thank god our butt hole isn't above our waist!
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May 23, 2024 |
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Episode 12 - Rub my fat thighs Mr Beaver-Wetter
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May 09, 2024 |
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Episode 11- What's pink and smells of ginger? It's not Vestibular bulbs
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Episode 10 - If you roll with it, you might snap it and don't watch a farmer!
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Episode 9 - Grandma is a homosexual and the dangers of a blanket
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Episode 8 - Majora & Minora, the two ugly sisters; Vulval-cleft (not a surname)
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Episode 7 - What can you do with Jollup, and how we should bring back the finger time
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Episode 6 - A gusset strip with traffic and how angry cookies make you!
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Episode 5 - The expectation of a female, and a winkle up the poo, poo - just shellfish
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Episode 4 - Finding your fanny friend
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Episode 3 - Twernt it that Yorkshire Pudding that gave you a new flap?
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Episode 2 - Merry-penomause and the Willy Wind
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Episode 1 - Is that why you’ve got a hairy face?
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Dec 11, 2023 |