Thank God you're not my child..!
By Donna Kay Miether
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Heyhey
Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..!
Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....
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Our lives must include FUN..! How do you add FUN..?
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May 13, 2026 |
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Searching for pure God joy... How does a person know if their joy is true God joy..?
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May 06, 2026 |
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Why do you do..? Seriously, let us check ourselves..
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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Why Anxiety hits so hard..? Lord only knows..
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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What if, you stopped overthinking..? I said that, Give it all to GOD...
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Keep the EVIL out of your LIFE...
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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Go find your CHALLENGE..! SERIOUSLY Never to late..
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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The Yodeling Pickle... Family Does Change.... GET READY... LET THE FUN BEGIN
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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"When your sin comes to LIFE, do you have enough God stored up to fight It..?"
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Be careful little eyes what you see..! The Father Up Above... LOVEs YOU
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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When God says Go, JUMP... GO.... Then Follow His Directions...
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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Have you drawn your line in the sand..? Guess What No Stone was thrown..
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Make that BLACK BOX clear, Give ALL TO GOD..!!
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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GET READY Stories for some POSITIVE FUN stories . Preschool trough books can bring crazy learning fun and memories..
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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SNOWMAGEDDON 2026 "It's a SNOW DAY Claire anything can happen..!" #iykyk
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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Follow the rules..! Get your head out of your BOOTY.. Seriously..!
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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TIME is all we want.. Where Do you spend your time..?
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Yesterday Is DEAD..!
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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What does The Grinch, 500 Candy Canes, and Midnight have in common..? Wonderful Memories ..!
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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You kids need both parents... Married, Divorced, or Single Get over yourself , ALREADY..!
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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Retail Therapy was made by the Devil..! #isaidwhatisaid
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Who is that pulling up..? STATE INSPECTOR, not to be confused with INSPECTOR GADGET..!
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Devil be GONE..! I am NOT doing that again..!
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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"I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..?
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!)
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..!
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!!
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Everyone is WELCOME = ONLY IF...!
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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Crazy ass teenagers, hold on was that ME..??
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT..
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Little Human Assholes ( still love them)
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Don't let MOLD start Growing... !
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE...
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..!
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent?
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP
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Mar 08, 2025 |
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THE CHIEFS JERSERY * Facing the UNTHINKABLE
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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" Eric, Don't touch that bee..!" and other cute stories...
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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UNSCHOOLING...?? WTF are parents thinking...
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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What the Fuckaroo is going on ..?
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Being Busy isn't always good...! Asking for Help..? Who The FUCK does that?? WE SHOULD..!
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Jan 19, 2025 |
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Just Start that FUCKING thing you have always wanted to do...!
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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If it comes out of your VAJAYJAY it SHALL NEVER go BACK IN.... IT'S JUST THE RULE
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Dec 28, 2024 |
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Traditions are to be SHARED not DEMANDED..!
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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Keep your kids INNOCENT..! #justbeyou #bebetterhuman
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Horrible Parasailing (Fucking Life Changing)
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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HALLOWEEN should be full of CANDY.
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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GIVE ME MY FAMILY DINNERS...!!
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Road Tripping with your LITTLE STAlkers....
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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Friends Are WONDERFUL...! Even Bad Ones... REALLY!!!
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Camping With kids.... WTF were we thinking?
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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Alaska is FUCKING Beautiful ...... I am MARRIED...
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Part 2 - Horror isn't for littles... Me want my Gummies.. Control Freak?
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Part 1 - Keep your littles, little as long as you CAN....!!
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Newborn - 5 years old (Don't do too much or too little for your child...) Let Them be little and grow.
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Emotions Sucks Big Rotten EGGS.... Mark of the Beast..? WTF
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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STUPID.....WTF moments at Daycares over the years..... #hopeitsnotyour...
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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GLORIOUS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.... #Finally
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Brave As A BEAR behind that Keyboard...
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Birthday's are PERSONAL....
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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He WAS the Fucking President .... WTF
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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WTF ....Who is making her FAMOUS??
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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GO SEE YOUR COUSINS..!!!! #lifeisshort
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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Listen to those Stories... GLASS EYEBALLS.. YES. Repeat - Laugh
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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LIFE IS fucking Crap sometimes.... !!
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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HOT PINK DoubleD Bra?
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Does your child have TOO much SHIT..?
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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What is Happening in AMERICA? He is Catholic People. DO you listen to everything the POPE says??
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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SLAPFIGHT, NOPE just one Pop can bring THE END OF NO RESPECT...
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May 29, 2024 |
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Your 4 year old isn't a FUCKING BABY..!
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May 22, 2024 |
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Poor Little Boy, or IS HE???
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May 16, 2024 |
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Clauddine (poor girl !/?)
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May 16, 2024 |
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Mumbling WORDS.... WTF
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May 08, 2024 |
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EVIL IS FUCKing bad.... XX & XY aka male/female...Bear is FOOD DEAD...
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May 03, 2024 |
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School Spirt Only...
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Everyone needs a PORCUPINE.... REALLY
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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Eclipse IGNORANT SERIOUSLY
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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BE A LOOSER ... We all are...!!
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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Homework IS needed or IS IT..?
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Not in my body.... NO BABIES
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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What the hell is happening?
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Mom & Dad What the Fuck were you thinking?
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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NOPE.... NO CO-SLEEPING
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Oh Not my Doggie
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Wipe your own BOOTY..
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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WTF.....HOA
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Daycare = What to look for in a Daycare.. OR What not to look for..
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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CHOICES....
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Empty nester Christmas
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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Don't give Santa the glory...
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Embarrassing your child is your JOB...
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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WTF is with the Elf...
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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KIDS Table Fuck yes...
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Everybody Poops...
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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BLUEY WHO..?
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Cruise (Not my child) stories
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Kids say WHAT???
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Your the fucking parent..
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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NOT ThE HAIR...!
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Your child will not die from 1 missed meal..
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Hide and Seek Fun
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Discipline is for everyone..
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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SCREAMING at Mom.. THINK THE FUCK NOT
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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CONSEQUENCES
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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No Public Fits..!!
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Let them NAP
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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We are always watching..!
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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Stupid leashes..
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Parachute Added..
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Dead baby doll
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Red Sofa problems, Heyhey, Evil Bunny
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Hiding Child ..... My Perfect Child... Lol Screaming Brats
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Poop in the playground
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Thank God you're not my child..! (Trailer)
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Jun 18, 2023 |