Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings.------------------------------------------------CASTFAILYN THE SQUIRE is Bob TurtonPRINCESS MERRILEE is Abby A-OSIR MOUNTJOY is Josh CovittTHUM is Kevin OcampoARTIE (ARTHUR) is James SieWITCH (ep 1, 5) is Angelique PerrinTHEATER OWNER (ep 1), MAN IN TOWN (ep 1), KNIGHT (ep 2), BANDIT (ep 6) is Blake WalkerWOMAN IN TOWN (ep 1), LADY WYGAN (ep 2) is Katie Massa KennedySIR CHAZ (ep 3) is Adam J. JefferisJILTED PRINCESS (ep 3) is Rachna KhatauLORD SWYNK (ep 4), MERLIN (ep 6) is Ravi KapoorKING (ep 4) is Mark McCrackenPRINCE (ep 4, 6) is Parvesh CheenaFAKE SPONSOR VOICE is Jaya SubramanianCREDITS are read by Phil Richards------------------------------------------------WRITTEN & EDITED by Nihar K. PatelTHANKS TO: #1 Writers Group, Sarovar Banka, Christian Bordal, Kathy Egan, Phyllis Fletcher, Sonya Geis, Jack Herrguth, Tod Mesirow, Jonas Oppenheim, Gary Scott, Jay Siebold, Sarah Sweeney, Laura Swisher, Eve Troeh, Michael Vaingauz, Andrew Walsh------------------------------------------------#comedy #history #medieval #MiddleAges #mythology #squires #Arthurian #princess #knight #scripted #fiction #series Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.