Welcome to a very exclusive corner of chaos. Dinner’s about to burn, my toddler’s shouting “The poo is running out!” like she’s leading a disaster drill, and the dog—ever the detective—is nose-deep in the action. Meanwhile, my 5-month-old, who finally nodded off, wakes up screaming. I’m Peter Weller: husband, dad of two, and circus ringmaster. After burning out, I set out to get coached by the best—and take you with me. I’m no expert. I’m in the trenches with you. This show is for those of you who don’t get coaching yet.