Plant Sluts

By Jonathan and Jeannette

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Hosted by Jonathan and Jeannette, longtime friends of 25 years and unapologetic botany degenerates. They’re not here to tell you what to plant or how to grow it, but to banter, gossip, and lovingly complain about all things green. Jonathan gardens from Montreal, Quebec (USDA zone 6A) while Jeannette tends her plants in Salem, Oregon (USDA zone 8B). Whether those numbers mean everything to you or absolutely nothing, you’re in the right place.

Episode Date
Video Episode: Botanical Taste Test
May 13, 2026
Trail Mix: Hazelnut's Botanical Blue-Balling
Apr 29, 2026
Trail Mix: The Flexisexual Apricot
Apr 15, 2026
Trail Mix: Cacao, the Currency of Sex
Apr 01, 2026
Trail Mix: Pegging Peanuts
Mar 18, 2026
Trail Mix: Seedy BDSM
Mar 04, 2026
Tulips: The Bubble That Bloomed
Feb 18, 2026
Haskap, We're Back!
Feb 04, 2026
Winter Cutting: Apocalypse Grow
Jan 20, 2026
Winter Cutting: Houseplants
Dec 29, 2025
Cranberry Bogs & Buzz
Nov 12, 2025
Pumpkin Gourds & Ouija Boards
Oct 29, 2025
Witch Hazel: Broomsticks & Bottoms
Oct 15, 2025
Skullcap the Nightmare Boo-tanical
Oct 01, 2025
Mulberry's Bush
Sep 17, 2025
Lavender & Chill
Sep 03, 2025
Primrose is Bi, Poly & Classy
Aug 20, 2025
Rose Butts & Queer Vibes
Aug 06, 2025
Bloodroot's sweet sac!
Jul 23, 2025
Lemon balm spreads for anyone!
Jul 09, 2025