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Welcome to Functionally Speaking— the podcast where two clinicians share one brain cell and way too many opinions.
We’re here for the nuance, the hot takes, the facts your certification skipped over, and the occasional spiral into chaos. If you’re a health coach, practitioner, or clinician who’s slightly functional (just like our mitochondria and our recording process), you’re in the right place.
We’re not here to sugarcoat the science or pretend there’s one right way to do this work — we’re doing it our way. Unfiltered. Slightly feral. And always with love for the humans we serve.
Let’s get into it.
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29. Amenorrhea in Fit Women: What Practitioners Are Overlooking
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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28. Are We Overprescribing Supplements? A Practitioner Reality Check
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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27. When Wellness Becomes a Mask for Disordered Behavior
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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26. Why Postpartum Care Fails and How Practitioners Can Fill the Gaps
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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25. Let’s Be Honest About Peptides, GLP-1s, and the Real Problem
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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24. Should You Offer Chat Support? Let’s Talk Boundaries, Burnout, and Client Experience
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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23. How to Design Protocols That Actually Work (Without Overwhelming Your Clients)
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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22. The Parasite Cleanse Craze: Marketing, Myths & What You Actually Need
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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21. Masterclasses, Memberships, or 1:1? Choosing the Right Business Model for You
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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20. The 5 Tools Every Wellness Practitioner Needs in 2026
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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19. Perimenopause, HRT, and the Double Standards in Women’s Healthcare
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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18. What NOT to Do in Your Wellness Business (Learn From Our Mistakes)
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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17. Coaching the Burned-Out Client: Exercise, Stress, and Capacity Conversations
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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16. How Undereating Wrecks Hormones, Metabolism, Sleep, and Sanity
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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15. What Makes a Great Clinician? Red Flags, Green Flags, and Questions to Ask
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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14. Do You Really Need a Weighted Vest?
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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13. Postpartum Fitness: Why the Bounce-Back Culture Misses the Point
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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12. Should Women Cold Plunge? A Real Talk on Biohacking and Burnout
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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11. Should You Put Your Prices on Your Website?
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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10. The Problem With At-Home Fertility Trackers (And Who It’s Actually Helping)
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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09. Is Functional Medicine Addicted to Labs? Our Hot Take
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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08. 5 Questions Every Clinician Should Be Asking
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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07. Fitness Trackers: Helpful, Harmful, or Just Overhyped?
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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06. Why IVF Shouldn’t Be the First Step: Root Cause Fertility Strategies for Practitioners
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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05. Is Cycle Syncing Supportive or Just Another Form of Control?
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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04. Booked Without Cold DMs: How We Signed Our First 5 Clients
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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01. Why We Started Functionally Speaking (And What You Can Expect)
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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02. GLP-1s Explained: Risks, Benefits, and Real-World Applications
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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03. The Truth About Creatine: What Every Practitioner Should Know
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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Welcome to Functionally Speaking
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Aug 06, 2025 |