NothingOfSubstance
By NothingOfSubstance
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Episodes: 57
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This podcast shares real-life stories, wild situations, and unfiltered thoughts—with some guests along the way. It’s honest, chaotic, and meant to help you take a break and laugh through life’s weird moments. New episodes drop weekly. If you’ve got a funny story, need (bad) advice, or want to be part of the show, email nos.show25@gmail.com
Sometimes the best way to deal with life is to laugh through it. Tap in and enjoy the chaos.
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#56 "Abraham Lincoln Competed In 300 Wrestling Matches And Only Lost Once, John Cena Who?"
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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#55 "The Potato Salad Half Time Show"
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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#54 "Why The F*** Is Tucson Pronounced Like Two-Sawn, Shouldn't It Be Tuck-Son?"
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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#53 “Our Country Is Being Run Like A F***** Chili's"
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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#52 "My Grandpa Fought Nazis In WWII, He Never Went To An All Men's Retreat To Roll Around In The Mud."
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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#51 "I Think I'm Taking The Side Of The Rogue Elephant Trampling People To Death This Time And So Is God"
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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#50 “中国香烟 (The Chinese Man That Allegedly Married Carmen Electra And Threw Chow Mein At My Head)"
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Jan 17, 2026 |
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#49 "I Was Ignored By A Kid With Down Syndrome And I Made It Ten Times Worse"
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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#48 “I’m Trying To Be More Positive, But Dressing Up As A Horse And Being Hand Fed Celery…”
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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#47 “He Bought His Hologram Wife For $17,000 Just For Her To Get Deleted.”
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Jan 02, 2026 |
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#46 “Witchcraft, Crabs, & A Totaled Truck.”
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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#45 “You Can’t Slam Your Coworkers’ Head Into The Bowl Of Eggnog, No Matter How Bad You Want To.”
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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#44 “Imagine Explaining To Your Wife That You Got Fired For That S***.”
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Dec 19, 2025 |
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#43 “You’d Be Under A Blanket Of Snow For A F****** Week Before They’d Find You.”
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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#42 “The Old Woman Who Coughed Up Phlegm That Hit My Coworker In The Mouth And Ruined Christmas.”
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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#41 “Archduke Fred Vanvleet Was Pants’ed Which Inevitably Started A War.”
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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#40 “There Is Nothing More Frightening Than Village Monkeys Attacking You In Broad Daylight.”
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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#39 SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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#38 “Laughter Yoga Just Topped Hobby Horsing As The Stupidest S*** I Have Ever Seen.”
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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#37 “If You Arrest Chuck E. Cheese, Don’t Do It In Front Of The F***** Kids.”
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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#36 “SomethingOfSubstance #3 W/ Kyle Skinner”
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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#35 “So I Can’t Say ‘F***’ In An Instagram Comment, But A Man Can Get His F***** Hand Chopped Off?”
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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#34 “Episode 34 and I Turned 34, This Was Not Planned.”
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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#33 “He Is Very Handsome For A Mannequin, But He Cheated On His Wife.”
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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#32 “… Is Your Friend” W/ Cody Chavez
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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#31 “Candy Corn Is The Worst Candy That Has Ever Existed.”
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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#30 "Southern Hospitality"
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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#29 "My Dentist Was Drunk And Didn't Know Which Teeth To Pull."
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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#28 "She Had No Teeth, The Face Of A Witch, And I Pretended To Be Cross-Eyed Which Triggered Her Dementia."
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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#27 "SomethingOfSubstance W/ Adrian Oropeza of After The Burial
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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#26 “5 Tugboats & Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Stupid F***** Patagonia Jacket.”
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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#25 “Don’t Love Your Job, Job Your Love, Whatever The F*** That Means.”
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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#24 “You Don’t Hold Grudges, You Get Revenge Cause That’s The Mature Thing To Do.”
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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#23 “Either You Get Off, Or I’m Driving Away With You On The F****** Hood.”
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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#22 “She Had A Walker And Dumped An Entire Diet Rootbeer On My F***** Head.”
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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#21 “The Raiders Will Never Win, Because Of Their Owner’s F***** Haircut.”
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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#20 “How Long Do You Have To Wait To Apply For A Dead Guy’s Job/Use Them As A Reference?”
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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#19 “He’d Steal People’s Pet Birds Off Their F***** Porch Cause He Had Dementia & Was Kinda Stoned”
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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#18 “You Have This Band Tattooed On You, And You Have No Idea Who’s Even In The F***** Band.”
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Quick Intro: Welcome To The Show & Thank You.
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Sep 13, 2025 |
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#17 “I Didn’t Care That She Was Blind, I Wanted To Pet That F***** Dog”
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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#16 “When You Guys Were In High School, Did Your Gym Teachers Walk Around Naked In The Locker Room?”
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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#15 “Oh My God, I Just Killed My Mom”
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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#14 “It’s Your Fault Your Kid Is Hobby Horsing”
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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#13 "SomethingOfSubstance w/ Cody Chavez of DRAIN"
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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#12 “The Shadowboxing Spaghetti Monster Who Turned Into A Dog”
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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#11 “2000Lb. Phil Collins Mexican Baby Jesus Statue Breaks The World Record.”
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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#10 “They’re The Whitest People You Could Imagine, Trying To Speak Spanish To Dogs.”
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Aug 23, 2025 |
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#9 “Dude, They Have To Have Highlight Reels When You Die.”
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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#8 “Coyote Puppies Are Not Pets, They’re Wild Animals.”
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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#7 “She’s Just A Lil Ol’ Lady, She Don’t Know No Better.”
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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#6 “White Tupac: The Trance Channeler Guided By The Great Council Of Light.”
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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#5 “I Would Rather Have My Kid Grow Up To Be A Murderer.”
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Aug 17, 2025 |
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#4 “Since When Did The Amish Get F***** Phones?”
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Aug 17, 2025 |
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#3 “Cesar Milan: Robot Whisperer”
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Aug 16, 2025 |
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#2 “No, sir!”
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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#1 “The Introduction”
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Aug 15, 2025 |