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The podcast you didn’t know you needed—but definitely should’ve had before you started house shopping. We’re serving up real-life stories from the homebuying trenches so you can dodge the messes, the meltdowns, and the mistakes that make people question their life choices. Our goal? Help you avoid disasters and make it through offer acceptance without needing a helmet (unless it’s new construction… then maybe keep the helmet).
Already own a home? Don’t tune out. We’re talking about the joys of homeownership—aka the surprises, the chaos, and the “why is this happening now?” moments—and how to fix them or avoid them altogether.
Thinking about becoming a landlord? (We said it. Out loud.) We’ll go there too. And yes, we even acknowledge that some people still rent—and that’s okay… we guess.
Bottom line: if you want honest info, real stories, zero sugarcoating, and advice you can actually use, this podcast is for you. No fluff. No mortgage-speak. Just the good stuff.
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Closing Costs: Not Free, Not Funny… Until Now
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Jun 04, 2026 |
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Dates - Application, P&S, inspection, Commit, and Closing
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May 21, 2026 |
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Secrets, Lies & BMWs
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May 07, 2026 |
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Adulting So Hard Even the Chair Gave Up
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Apr 23, 2026 |
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Back When Mortgages Were 17% and TVs Were 13"
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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Mortgage Myths, Magic Dragons & Gummies (Allegedly)
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Don’t Become a Story: Real Homebuying Mistakes That Kill Deals
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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It’s Not Buying Gum. Real Talk on What You Can Actually Afford.
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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Ask First or Regret It, A Homebuyers Reality Check.
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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Bidding Wars, Bad Advice, And How to Win Anyway
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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From $500 Rent to a Mortgage, Welcome to Adulting
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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This is us. Hello. Nice to Meet you. We Are Homebuying Uncensored.
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Feb 10, 2026 |