Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2).

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This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.

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The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history.

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Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.

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Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!

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On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV!

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We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy.

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On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.

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It's our 2000th episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.

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Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite. We just like to pretend that Padma HATES Gail. We love Padma too! It's all fiction. Now go enjoy our episode!

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We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party in Staten Island.

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Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann.

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Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds of Amanda's sobs. This week's premium bonus is free! It's all about the Vanderpump Rules scandal. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episodes like this, join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-adfa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02

Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.

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The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year.

Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be enough? And whose legs is Julia eating? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Vanderpump Rules features a lot of extras tonight. Raquel asks Schwartz for a makeout, Katie cries over charcuterie, and James returns to James Mountain. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Teresa has a Love Bubble Housewarming party. Will her brudder show up? Or will he stay home crying like the sad little meatball he is? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Danielle and Kyle find themselves at odds on Summer House (S7E03) over their loyalties to Carl. Meanwhile, Paige hosts a tea party, and Sam invites a hot trainer to the house.

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Part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S7E19) features accusations of cookie eating at Bar One and a frank conversation about colorism. Plus, Jac is back!

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Adriana puts her foot into her mouth and can't get it out on Real Housewives of Miami (S5E15). This episode is like her music video premiere: on on fyah!

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It's a wild episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10E3) as Katie and Schwartz revert to their old selves and drag everyone into their misery. Great for us, sucky for them. Must protect ShiShu!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://ow.ly/K5Qe50N0cZq

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On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79068607

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Karma catches up to Alissa on this week's Below Deck and a new motley crew of pageant queens comes aboard to wipe their hoohaws on towels and demand turkey clubs. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Something seems a bit robotic in RadHouseland on Summer House, and Kyle gets wasted and drags an absent Carl in front of everyone. No matter who makes up or who doesn't, just know this: Gabby will never accept a male cancer. This week's premium bonus is our first foray into the world of ChatGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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The Real Housewives of Potomac begins its reunion month with Mia on the grill about her multiple lies and mysterious mathematics. Everyone is dressed insanely, Candiace sprinkles in a couple of low reads, and Gizelle denies denies denies. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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The Real Housewives of Miami are still staying at the Baha Mar and Adriana throws a temper tantrum when some rough housing leads to a hurt foot. Also, there is a side by side pic of Alexia next to a barracuda that's just not right. Not right at all. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules celebrates the Daily Mail party for Schwartz and Sandy's. Well, most of them do. Katie shows up to cry about not being loved more than the restaurant. At the restaurant. Awkward! This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns into a fight with Melissa and Teresa. Ben's mic went haywire during this recording. We tried to fix the audio as best we could, but there was only so much we could do. Sorry for the crappy audio!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78750838/

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Sandy is mad as hell, and she's not gonna take it anymore! It's a tense episode of Below Deck (S10E12) as Fraser and his team feel the captain's wrath!

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Summer House (S7E1) is back, babe! Are you watching, babe? Because, babe, Carl and Lindsay are offish a couple, and, like, babe, there's already friction in the house, babe.

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The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E13) head to the Bahamas for a friendship reset. And nothing says sisterhood like accusations of witchcraft! Plus, flamingos!

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It's the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules (S10E1), and so much has changed: Katie and Tom are divorcing, Lala and Rand are donezo, and Raquel and James are exploring new relationships. Just about the only thing that's the same is our beacon of light, Scheana. Her face does not sweat!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! There are some old wounds to lick and a ton of new friend ofs to mix up the dynamic. Can they keep this season from being All About the Gorgas? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Chef Rachel and Captain Sandy set their laser sights on Fraser on this week's Below Deck, and he starts to spin out control. Yay! This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Real Housewives of Potomac (S07E17) ends its season at Candiace's video release party where the Green Eyed Bandits and Ashley try to crescendo their fake storylines and fall flat on their asses. Also, Robyn went on Watch What Happens Live to do a little damage control and proves that even burdened with fresh scandal, she just needs a nap. This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake ends its season as Crappens begins its live tour extravaganza. Will Whitney understand language by the end of this reunion? Will Heather admit to anything? Will Meredith hold her damn head still? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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We begin our Cheater Brand Tour at Emo's in Austin, Texas with a Real Housewives of Miami (S05E12) recap. Nicole made waves when she threw her Ay-Mex at a lawyer and it causes a fight at the Gringo dinner. Will Alexia be able to forgive her? And is anyone going to say anything to Todd about his blazer? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Vanderpump Rules is returning, and we're all in. Chef Joe, prepare a special! *This was originally a bonus episode on our Patreon. We'll be a bit late with #RHOSLC and #RHOM this week due to them being live shows, so take this extra as a gift. If you want the video or this week's premium #RHONJ trailer breakdown, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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On the season finale of Below Deck Adventure (S1 E13), Jess must decide if she wants to cook in a fancy cave or throw herself into the fjord. Plus, Carol, the most stylish woman in Singapore, makes the stews wear tissue paper dresses.

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Camille makes a surprise re-appearance on Below Deck (S10 E10), and Katie continues to pine for Ross, despite him giving every indication that he's not pine-worthy.

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On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7E16), Gizelle and Mia throw Robyn a bachelorette party at a strip club, and Charrisse shares memories of Karen getting drunk and banging a worker in a bathroom.

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This week on Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E11), Alexia invites a lawyer to lunch, ostensibly to offer advice, but instead he becomes witness to Nicole taking down Larsa.

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The season three reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3 E15) is here! But Jen Shah, however, is not. Instead, our plucky second-string of Angie H., Angie K., and Danna takes the stage.

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On this week's Below Deck Adventure (S1 E12), Jess reaches her breaking point after having to wait two hours for guests to sit down for dinner. Also, small horses with Scandinavian gaits!

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On the season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1 Ep8), Joey Marbles finally confesses his love for Maddi, but this romcom doesn't end quite the way it does in the movies...

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Below Deck gets rid of it's idiot deck stew ish, but will Captain Sandy have more time to focus on everyone else's faults? And will Ben ever stop crying? For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Mexico to accuse each other of cheating or being cheated on. Wendy and Mia call a truce, and things get even weirder when Karen accuses Juan of sleeping with her doppelgänger. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami celebrates Nicole's engagement at a swanky party Larsa was uninvited to through a dollar store mirror. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck Adventure gets a bit spicy when Jess refuses to provide snacks after a horse ride. Faye's power lipstick has an uphill battle tonight. Also, Seth gets a bit of power and immediately upgrades his dick status. This week's premium bonus is a talk about season one of Peacock's "Traitors". Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality celebrates gay pride with its second coming out episode of the season. TJ finds a guy into vacuuming, Mikel has a hot date, and Grace Lily terrifies a neighborhood by sunbathing. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Camille drinks on the job, and for a moment it looks like she's going to get away with it on this week's Below Deck (S10 Ep8).

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On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7 EP14), Karen and Charisse get to the bottom of their feud (maybe?) in Tulum. Meanwhile, there's still no progress for Wendy and Mia or Mia and Jacqueline.

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On this week's Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E9), Adriana gets a butt lift, and Lenny makes an unreasonably grocery demand of Lisa. Plus, Julia and Martina rekindle their love, despite horribly overcooked fish.

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3E14) season finale is upon us, and all the pressing questions will be... not answered. But that's okay. It's still a chaotic mess, which is this franchise's brand!

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Below Deck Adventure (S01E10) has some follicle issues this week and they send the crew spinning out of control. Chef vs Chief Stew, Chief Stew vs Bosun, Mary Lou vs hair. Put on your power lipstick, it's going to be an ADVENTCHAAAAA! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality (S01E06) welcomes Reagan to the cast, and people are pissed. You see, Reagan has a rich boyfriend named Reece but she slept with Bradley and Bradley had a girlfriend and Reagan knew about it and...wait. Is there cinnamon on tostada chips? This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck (S10E07) goes on a journey with demanding, hookah loving guests and a Camillecano that erupts. Again. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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The Real Housewives of Miami (S10E13) head to Mexico for Ashley's birthday celebration, but Mia and Jacquline ruin the fun with their fight about who is the worse mother. Speaking of mothers, please don't mention Karen's. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Adriana tries to shoot her HOT music video on Real Housewives of Miami (S05E08), but the girls mess it up with their squabbling and fake tears. In related news, Kiki earns her crown by fighting with a Whopper in her hand. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City celebrates Jen Shah's penultimate episode as a housewife at a Mental Health Awareness event. Fits better than a Brooks Marks jumpsuit! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck Adventure's latest alpha douche falls on his face when he reaches for the brass ring after a ten hour nap and Faye gets angry at Lewis for being a hobbit. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Grace Lily and Mikel both have their eyes on unavailable men, but that will never stop them from shining on glamorous Lake Norman! Plus, Leva is shocked when the normally straight-laced cast members of Southern Hospitality go wild on social media.

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Camille's fresh mouth gets on Captain Sandy's bad side on Below Deck. Plus, a very big announcement from us!

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The Key West trip on Real Housewives of Miami gets derailed by Lenny's grossness and Alexia's generalizations about Russian women. But don't worry, there's a shaman to save everything!

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This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen takes the stage for her comedy / variety / drag / live show. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to force a confrontation between Candiace and newbie Deborah.

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So much has, like, gone on, like, with Real Housewives of Miami. Here we are to recap the stuff we've missed — from beachside goats to Lisa's marital woes. We are LOVING it!

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We're catching up with Anisha Ramakrishna from Family Karma today to talk about all the behind the scenes stuff on one of our favorite shows! Check it out!

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*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* And now, finally, is the final episode of our four part crossover recap of Falling for Christmas with Reality Gays. Love you guys. Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes. 

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*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part three of Falling For Christmas is posted. Enjoy! Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes.

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*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part two of Falling For Christmas is here! Give us a listen. Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes. 

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*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Crappens joins forces with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays to tackle Netflix' Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie Falling For Christmas. Somehow, we talked about this movie for over four full hours. Part one is here, and the other three parts will release daily next week! We had a great time and hope you do too! Listen wherever you get your podcasts! Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes. 

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It's a very special episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where the women try to get to the bottom of both Heather's mystery black eye and Lisa's Barlow's SEC filing! Talk about bruising!

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Captain Lee emotionally departs the yacht on Below Deck, and you'll never guess who's there to replace him. Plus, Camille continues to be terrible.

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The cast of Southern Hospitality heads to a NASCAR race, and Grace Lilly pushes the limits of "dairy-free." Plus, Maddi has a very special DJ set at Republic!

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*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* The Real Housewives of Potomac join Gizelle and Robyn for their first live podcast and Giz grilles Jaqueline on her sexual relationship with Mia. This week's premium bonus episodes are our thoughts about White Lotus and our fish and plants. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that Jess thinks she's really hot. This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Diego. Whitney and Heather fight in circles, everyone gets wasted, and Heather ends up with a shiner. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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A new deckhand joins the ADVENTCHAAAAA on Below Deck Adventure. Plus, we check in on Captain Lee and classic Below Deck too.

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Future fashion icon Grace Lillly throws a tea party birthday for herself on Southern Hospitality, which is the perfect arena for the gays to fight for supremacy.

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Season 5 of Real Housewives of Miami has a tremendous premiere with Larsa celebrating a New Beginnings party at her condo. But the real star is Lisa Hochstein, who starts a rumor and then gets mad when it's thrown back in her face. Plus, the final days of her loveless marriage are upon us. Enjoy!

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People are mending fences on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, Mia opens up a Joint Chiropractic in DC, which is... fine?

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Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey on Winter House this week, which also sees Austen both sitting on the hot seat and then trying to put Ciara on it later (and failing). Miserable people in melting snow - what a time to be alive.

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Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it's great practice for the big house! This may have been the wildest episode of the season so far.

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Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis throws Nathan under the bus, and Faye clashes with Mike.

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The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses the truffles for a truffle themed tasting dinner. Godd**mit! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Miami and Candiace's own words come back to haunt her during Karen's tenth FIVE NINE celebration. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitment from Kory. Not gonna happen. But hey, Luke has discovered maple fudge! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of champagne on her head. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Adventure takes us to a very twisty turny road full of burnt hands, soft eggs, and no grits. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It's the Leva spinoff no one asked for, but turns out we all might need? Southern Hospitality is here and way better than we ever expected. What a thrill to see very dumb people compete for supremacy in a small city's night club. Thank you Bravo!

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Someone shrank Captain Lee's shirt on Below Deck this week. Or did they? More antics from the hapless crew and their besotted guests. Did you know Camille dated a quarterback?

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Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birthday duties for Karen. Plus, Trina!

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Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggle of self-involved crew members joining them! Yay!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a grey goose takes flight.

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The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!

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The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes her accent again, Oriana gets more obnoxious, and Chef Jess almost kills everyone with a rolling pin. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake! Just kidding, he still can't do it. It feels like there's a metaphor in here about the season somewhere, but we're not sure what it is.

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Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles and a potentially consequential phone call with oh well you know Peter Thomas.

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This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Austen gets a rise out of Ciara by suggesting Olivia visit the house.

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The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve their jizz feud, but the Barlow factor continues to create a divide.

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It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCHAAAA! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/future boyfriend calls him a bully. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does a terrible job of righting wrongs, but she does have a lot on her plate. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Also, the Toms are in the house! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a really questionable choir. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately hope this show comes back, but if it doesn't.... we'll always have Paris.

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Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters her gravest challenge: a rusty pipe!

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It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their way TO HELL, and then TREMBLE IN HORROR when Ashley's separation leaks to the press. Happy Halloween!

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It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in the dark, Kathy may have said the F-word, and Erika is getting some D. But if there's one thing to take away from this season, it's that IT'S ALL KYLE'S FAULT, GUYZZZAH!

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Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, the power of notaries!

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This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip dresses.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before kicking off the Dance of Dragons. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extra logs to keep that fire burning. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on this week's Winter House. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meeting with her half brother and sister that we can't quite understand, Bad Weather officially breaks up, and Jen Shah yells through a bullhorn and gets help packing her hair. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. For the freshest episodes, like this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! This week's bonus episode is a brekdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, and Emily revolutionizes Paris with drapes.

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The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros.  But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy.  From foot fetishes to child cage matches, this episode throws all the cringy material at us, and it can only lead to one thing:  war.  And nightmares.  But mostly war.

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The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some.

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This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?

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Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lashing two years in the making. Not everyone is born for corn, sadly.

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. Sounds like a case for Nancy Drew!

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, several unflattering pumpkin portraits!

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We start with a mini cap of Below Deck Med before diving into The Real Girlfriends in Paris (24 minute mark), who start to show cracks as their trip to Cannes ends. A clique hurts feelings, and one person refuses to mask it. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's getting out of bed with a sweet family dinner. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen.

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The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the biggest single wicks of all time. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It's time for the first part of Southern Charm's reunion, where Taylor lets Shep have it. And then she keeps going. And going. And going. Also, Kathryn defends her meatballs and Austen and Oliva try to work out their non relationship. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a trip to Arizona where they breathe out trauma with a shaman and Lisa is accused of Vida-stitution. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season with a twist: Kathy Hilton becomes a detective and catches Erika Jayne at her sneaky leaky game. Who saw that one coming? You can put your hand down, it was rhetorical. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Girlfriends in Paris heads south to Cannes for a girls trip that involves art, a sad casino, and a bread dildo. Très chic!

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On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, this was actually heartwarming.  Go figure.  What we could see we loved!

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A short but sweet charter on Below Deck Mediterranean sees a Maltese popstar boarding the ship to dazzle the guests. But the fun is short lived when Storm must make the most. important. decision. EVER!!!

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On the season finale of Southern Charm, Craig invites the cast to a Winter Wonderland Christmas party where everyone gets to join together and celebrate friendship... except for Naomie and Leva, who are banished to the human wasteland that is THE OTHER TABLE.

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back, and all the alliances have changed! But one thing that has remained the same: Lisa still doesn't know how to deliver a sincere apology.

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It's the moment we've been waiting for on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Rinna finally confronts Kathy. The truth finally comes out! All the controversy is not just about a conga line. It's about a conga line AND an insatiable desire to hear "Billie Jean." Does Kathy's depravity know no bounds??

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It's Christmastime on Real Girlfriends in Paris, which means there are miracles — Margaux leaving her apartment! — and yuletides wishes — Kacey begging someone to do her Visa stuff for her. But most importantly, the angels sing... or cry to their coworkers about Yoanne.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also dragon training and more childbirth horror! This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The crew on Below Deck Med gets a day off, and bad energy is sewn when Jason secretly orders a salad. Will anyone recover? This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Atlanta lets the men take the stage, and they're outshined by the birds, the moat, and the hum of the air conditioner. But hey. Drew finally gets a chance to explain what Drop It With Drew is supposed to be. This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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In our second episode of Season 4, we delve into the science of community development with Brett Theodos, Senior Fellow at the Urban Institute. Brett researches neighborhoods and places, and tries to understand what makes neighborhoods work for the people that inhabit them. In this episode, Brett and our hosts discuss the vital relationship between economic development and community building.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Southern Charm is still in St James, where Shep is being accused of being Shep and Craig has another meltdown. Will Leva ever leave her kitchen? This week's premium bonus episode is a chat about what we do with our alone time. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've promised the whole season, and it's a doozy. No one would do the conga with her. Will the nation ever heal? More importantly, will Rinna? The PTSD of it all. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It's American Embarrass today at a Real Girlfriends in Paris speed dating event where everyone feels the sting of rejection. Everyone except Victoria, who gets all the men. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Captain Sandy isn't happy about the stew pantry, and Kyle must endure the greatest indignity of all: NOT SERVING FRANK! Just another day on Below Deck Mediterranean.

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A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe!  Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.

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On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something? Andy is not happy.

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The case of Southern Charm heads to St. Simon for a vacay of sports, relaxation, and getting wasted. Along the way, everyone questions Shep's treatment of Taylor, and Shep... well... he just wants to win at tennis.

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The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika interprets a legal technicality as a full exoneration, and Rinna shades Kathy's tequila.

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This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also cheese.

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Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of orange juice was purchased.  This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on this episode, and we're here to break it all down. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirping. So. Many. Bird. Chirps. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor defends her choice not to sign up for a dating app. Garsh! This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch being pulled out of purses. This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for making her look bad over a pair of unreturned diamond earringson this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kathy gets her turn of the group turning on her. Have fun with that! This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck Mediterranean romance?

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This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Westeros: tiny crabs!

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It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we at long last get to see Shereé's sartorial vision — and Tyrone too! What a night!

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Austen invites ALMOST everyone over for Friendsgiving on Southern Charm, and we discover that Paige dislikes Naomi almost as much as she does squash casserole. Plus, we talk about fat cats.

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The season three trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived, and we are so hyped for it! Join us as we break down every shot, frame by frame.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally heads to Aspen for its much hyped major cast trip of the season. Predictably, the first night culminates in the group ganging up on Sutton and Diana calling her a cut fitness. Great work, team!

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Below Deck Med keeps it crazy this week when Kyle ponders giving a guest the best customer service one can give. This week's bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's House of the Dragon finds RayRay staring down the beautiful eyes of her weirdo brother over a stolen egg while the King decides to marry young. Thankfully, not THAT young. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kenya and Marlo at a joint surprise party, and Sheree worries that she may have another fashion show with no fashions. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Southern Charm is on vacation at a Frank Lloyd Wright house where Shep shows his true colors (again) and Taylor refuses to let the egg drop. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The ladies of Married to Medicine are still in Vegas and this week the strippers come out to play. Heavenly does some deep soul searching and Quad talks about self pleasure. A LOT. This week's premium bonus is a talk about our Amazon front pages and bad trendy restaurants. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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There's pure chaos on Below Deck Mediterranean this week as the yacht crashes into a dolphin, Kyle's tooth gets infected, and the stabilizers go out of commission.

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The Jamaica trip concludes this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but not without some bickering, some river rafting, and a healing dose of KFC.

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At long last House of the Dragon is here. There are dragons, there is bloodshed, and there is a body part that SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Did you watch? We are all in!

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This week on Southern Charm, the gang heads to a Frank Lloyd Wright house to drink, capture lizards, and make fun of Craig. Just the usual stuff!

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Garcelle and Erika clash at Rinna's disco party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Kathy is still reeling from the "Homeless and Toothless Foundation."

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The ladies of Married to Medicine are in Vegas. Will Conetessa and Heavenly make up? Will Toya find bacon? And will Jackie ever stop talking her choach? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Natasha goes running back to her ex on this week's Below Deck Med, and the twerker returns to the show. Will Zi's pant-tent be able to stay folded? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to Jamaica, where Kenya shows up late to everything and then gets mad at Sanya about it. Classic. Also, Drew sprains her ankle. It's a really action packed episode, what can we say? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* HBO is giving us a prequel to Game of Thrones, so Winter is Crappening is back to take on House of the Dragon. Ronnie and Ben take on dragon privilege, terrible blonde wigs, and a little girl that starts as a mini real housewife and grows into Jessica Biel with cornstalk hair. Join us, won't you? This week's premium Patreon bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. #RGIP Join Patreon at 

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Shep's dog is forced into marrying Patricia's, and Marcie tells everyone she's pregnant over and over again. Welcome to a very special canine wedding episode of Southern Charm! This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Dorit and PK have the ladies over for a charity dinner and Rinna loses her shit and starts screaming about old issues she forgot she resolved last week. Thankfully, Melissa Ehteridge is there to remind Diana what real singing sounds like after we are subjected to another concert by Chip. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The cast of Married to Medicine heads to Vegas for a girls trip, but not before the husbands bury the hatchet, as it were.

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Dave crosses the line with stalker texts on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, causing all sorts of drama on board. Plus, a new deckhand is on her way as Raygan heads for smoother seas.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Jamaica for their cast trip, and love is in the air for Kenya! Sort of. Not really. Meanwhile, Marlo challenges Ralph's parenting choices, which doesn't sit too well with Kandi.

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After Shep's dog defiles Patricia's virginal pooch Peaches, canine nuptials are set into motion on Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Craig draws a line in the sand with Naomie, and Venita makes up with Olivia.

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If you have a rosé tasting and half your castmates aren't there to see it, did you ever really have a rosé tasting? That's one of the many existential questions lurking within the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which features Rinna airing some unfinished business with Sutton.

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It's Halloween on Married to Medicine, and Anila pulls her husband into a shady prank on the Harrises. May the man spats commence! This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Raygan leads the crew to a dolphin fail on Below Deck Med while Chef Dave wrestles with his man feelings and Captain Sandy asks Norma to do her a solid. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Todd and Kandi go back and forth on estate planning this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Fun! Also, Sanya tries to force a couples trip on the non couples and Drew tries it with Sheree again. And fails. Again. This week's bonus is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Chleb gets messy on Southern Charm and Olivia gives Venita a shuck you non invite to her parents' party. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Caroline Stanbury finally marries Sergio on this week's Real Housewives of Dubai, and the Ladies of London jump all over Ayan for trying to steal the spotlight. Will any falcons on trapezes strap sparklers to their necks for the occasion? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Erika performs an unplanned duet with Asher on a very merry Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, there's more discussion about drinking, and PK explains what that whole DUI situation is.

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Dave and Natasha try to keep their relationship under wraps on Below Deck Mediterranean, but the rest of the yentas on board know something's up. Meanwhile, Raygan proves to be as good a dancer as she is a bosun.

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Marlo's trip to the mountains goes haywire on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even though it was cut short, at least we got more FATUM!

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It's the season finale for Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 2, and we wrap up the rollercoaster with some canoeing, some worship, and a casual joke that doesn't land quite right. We'll miss you, Bluestone Manor!

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This week on Southern Charm, Venita tries to reason with Olivia — which doesn't work out so well — and the guys head up to Charlotte. Taylor should have nothing to worry about. Nothing at all!

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On a very special Halloween Christmas episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, film royalty Jamie Lee Curtis slums it on Bravo to help her charity out. Plus, Kathy Hilton finally makes her return and Diana throws a Xmas party.

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The boat almost tips over this week on Below Deck Med, but there's even more mess to clean up when the chef decides to out his secret relationship with the chief stew. Dun dun duunnnnn! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Kenya decides to join the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta on their trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains, and the petty fighting over not much begins. Sheree has toe drama, Kandi refuses to leave without eating first, and Drew keeps trying to start but no one will let her. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ronnie takes a solo shot at Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6 while Ben recovers from the 'vid, and it's just in time for Dorinda's humbling, Brandi's "redemption", and Taylor's incredibly weird blow drying sesh. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* With Ben still on the mend, Ronnie is joined by the hilarious maestro Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey to discuss Southern Charm's tea party episode. Two solid hours of crazy. Enjoy, and find more of Ryan's work by following his show on Insta @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Ben is out sick for this week's episode, so Ronnie calls his old family friend Nancy DaBoBo (Talkin' to Nancy on 636 AM in Loredo Texas) to join him. Warning: This episode will probably annoy the hell out of you. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a pretty chill holiday episode, but Diana and Sutton go head to head in a nonsensical fight at a restaurant and everyone is left confused. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean, Sandy is back with an almost entirely new crew. But most importantly, the boat nearly capsizes, and there's a terrible primary guest on board. Fun!

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In an effort to distract herself from heartbreak, Shereé throws a pajama party at her Chateau on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. There's incense, penises, and booze. But most of all, there are 10 different aliases for Drew and Ralph.

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Dorinda and Jill try to work through their deep-seated issues on the latest Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, but things take a turn when Brandy makes a low blow...

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This week on Southern Charm, Austen learns that Madison is engaged, Shep reveals his fears of having a baby, and Kathryn and Chleb come to a crossroads. Plus, concerning developments surrounding meatballs, rain driving, and tuna maintenance.

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This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika yells at Garcelle's 14-year-old son, and Sutton throws a mucky luncheon. Plus, Mauricio scratches his marble counter!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Dorinda throws a Prohibition party on the fourth episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She makes Tamra cry, then she makes herself cry, then she makes Jill cry. Brown liquor for everyone! This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season!

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On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.

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This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).

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The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier.

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Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!

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This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about her. On this week's premium bonus episode, we talk about the Below Deck Sailing season finale and Father's Day. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.

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By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.

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This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.

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This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa.

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The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois <3

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The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.

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The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.

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We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us!

For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's season 8, episode 1 — aka Marge's debut / the one where they throw the cake in Boca.

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It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM!  This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.

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This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect.

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Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night....

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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.

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Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!

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We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.

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This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!

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We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life.

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This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast.  In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for a family, and the value of community-based training programs. 

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It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we can yell about! This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing a table onto Marge's outfit, the guys take shots from a dildo, and Melissa makes the cast embarrass music itself on a day trip to a recording studio. This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier.

Thanks to the Moontower Comedy Festival for having us!

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This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.

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The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominion. It barely makes sense, but that's the fun of it!

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The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to the LA smog.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for flying Palomas!!

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when she loses her mind. Rinse and repeat. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire dish. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for the amazing night, Cleveland! We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to figure out what to do with her sausage stuffer. We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaking down the whole trailer on today's episode. If you want to watch along with us, join us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64772350

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This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping it all with Crappens on Demand; so come watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64724030

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On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of shoving a cameraman. It's the sort of low-stakes, high emotion fight we live for. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in San Francisco!

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This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is wont to happen.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in and glasses go flying. This drama is all over Austen. Let that sink in. Austen. Seek help. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Dufrense and someone fries a biscuit. Will Padma ever recover? We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Will her fight with Shanon be a blemish or will everyone mask their pain and make rash decisions? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken guest.

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The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fighting!

Whose team are you on?

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This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not happy.

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Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps!

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This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with a scroll of endearments. Plus, we learn the vital difference between Taylor Ham and pork rolls.

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Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other. What a night to be alive.

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It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes out and do this! This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion Part Three, and there's a huge twist: Jen Shah is a victim who's only helped people her ENTIRE LIFE. This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot seat by the newly named Wolf Pack. Will Luis show up after new rumors start swirling? Will Joe Gorga every apologize? Will Marge order aphids in her salad? Find out! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my eggs are 28"day! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pippen's curious account of her body modifcations, and we were riveted by Julia's tragic backstory. But most of all, we just really loved Andy getting pissed off at Lisa.

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On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially after Meredith dons her lawyer hat and dismantles Lisa's claims.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live from the Turner Ballroom in Milwaukee. The episode had everything we wanted: egos, Padma, and terrible culinary choices.

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This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And by clears up, we mean he lies to everyone's face. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in Chicago!

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This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.

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This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eggs, and EVRETT is back!

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Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a bachelorette party, so it's not all bad. This week's bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary's a no-show, there's a hole filled with water on the stage, and everyone is dressed insanely. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has figured out to bolt down furniture. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips out on production for not leaving poor Luis be. This week's bonus episode is about Celebrity Big Brother and air fryers. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious!

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This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left open. There's also a bonDAGE party thrown by Andrea and a declaration of cuteness by Paige.

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On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happen. Sort of a weird note to end a triumphant season on, but entertaining nonetheless.

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Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the end of it all. What ah ya gonna doooo about iiiit!? This was a live show in LA that had lost audio, so we've recorded the entire recap in its entirety. Love you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather pushes edamame and edibles on various people in her life.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay gets friendzoned. Again. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's peen. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first recap, which we have also made available as a free Crappens On Demand video! Looking for all the recaps? Go to our Patreon page and search RHUGT and all the eps should pop up for you. There's also a link in our bio to all the season's recaps.

This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella.  Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

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All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it, and Marge and Delores try to stop Jen's victim tour in its tracks. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

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