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By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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 Feb 3, 2020
best podcast of all time. way better than freakonomics

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 Sep 27, 2019
Love this podcast! The guys are hilarious, the live shows are awesome too!!

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A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.

Episode Date
Family Karma Catch Up
01:14:46

Family Karma has come back into our lives and we're here to catch up on the first three episodes. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 23, 2022
BelowDeck: Big Deck Energy
01:29:25

Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggle of self-involved crew members joining them! Yay!

Nov 22, 2022
RHOP: CE-Ow!
01:43:22

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a grey goose takes flight.

Nov 21, 2022
Winter House: Skate Around Date
01:15:28

The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 18, 2022
RHOSLC: Through The Choir, To The Limit, To The Wall
01:18:03

Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!

Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74780520?pr=true

Nov 17, 2022
Below Deck Adventure: GOODBYE, KYLE!
01:34:33

The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes her accent again, Oriana gets more obnoxious, and Chef Jess almost kills everyone with a rolling pin. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 16, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Can't Have Your Pancake and Eat It Too
01:19:42

The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake! Just kidding, he still can't do it. It feels like there's a metaphor in here about the season somewhere, but we're not sure what it is.

Nov 15, 2022
RHOP: For All Mal-Intents and Purposes
01:31:26

Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles and a potentially consequential phone call with oh well you know Peter Thomas.

Catch us on cam with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74661790?pr=true

Nov 15, 2022
Winter House: Insides & Outsides
01:37:34

This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Austen gets a rise out of Ciara by suggesting Olivia visit the house.

Nov 11, 2022
RHOSLC: Screeching to the Choir
01:09:41

The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve their jizz feud, but the Barlow factor continues to create a divide.

Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74486381?pr=true

Nov 10, 2022
Below Deck Adventure: ADVEEENCHAAA!
01:20:35

It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCHAAAA! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 09, 2022
Below Deck Med: Potato/Crepetado
01:03:20

Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/future boyfriend calls him a bully. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 08, 2022
RHOP: Burnt Toast
01:22:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does a terrible job of righting wrongs, but she does have a lot on her plate. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 07, 2022
Winter House: Simmering Craige
01:03:16

Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Also, the Toms are in the house! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 04, 2022
RHOSLC: Choirstarter
01:17:55

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a really questionable choir. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 03, 2022
RGIP: It's Curtains for Paris
01:16:29

Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately hope this show comes back, but if it doesn't.... we'll always have Paris.

Nov 02, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Goodbye Kyle!
01:15:38

Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters her gravest challenge: a rusty pipe!

Nov 01, 2022
RHOP: The 2022 Boo-tomac Halloween Dirty Bird Spooktacular!
01:06:18

It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their way TO HELL, and then TREMBLE IN HORROR when Ashley's separation leaks to the press. Happy Halloween!

Oct 31, 2022
RHOBH: Sisters Are Ruinin' It For Themselves
01:57:40

It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in the dark, Kathy may have said the F-word, and Erika is getting some D. But if there's one thing to take away from this season, it's that IT'S ALL KYLE'S FAULT, GUYZZZAH!

Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73859876?pr=true

Oct 27, 2022
RHOSLC: Après Skeet
01:28:42

Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, the power of notaries!

Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73852276/

Oct 27, 2022
RGIP: Surrealist Girlfriends in Paris
01:04:05

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip dresses.

Oct 26, 2022
House of the Dragon: And Now We Dance
01:30:15

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before kicking off the Dance of Dragons. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 25, 2022
Below Deck Med: Beef Stew
01:18:37

The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 25, 2022
RHOP: Bassett Case
01:05:16

Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extra logs to keep that fire burning. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 24, 2022
Winter House: Hot Hand Luke
01:23:20

Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on this week's Winter House. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 21, 2022
RHOSLC: Stormy Weather
01:06:51

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meeting with her half brother and sister that we can't quite understand, Bad Weather officially breaks up, and Jen Shah yells through a bullhorn and gets help packing her hair. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 21, 2022
Winter House: The Luke of Love
01:12:52

Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. For the freshest episodes, like this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 21, 2022
RHOBH: Soulless Recycle
01:30:04

Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! This week's bonus episode is a brekdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 20, 2022
RGIP: The Mother of All Fashion Shows
01:11:25

This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, and Emily revolutionizes Paris with drapes.

Oct 19, 2022
HOTD: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot
01:42:08

The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros.  But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy.  From foot fetishes to child cage matches, this episode throws all the cringy material at us, and it can only lead to one thing:  war.  And nightmares.  But mostly war.

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Oct 18, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Reid The Room
01:15:06

The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some.

Oct 18, 2022
RHOP: Carpe DM
01:23:26

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?

Oct 18, 2022
Southern Charm: Wishing You Nutting But The Best
01:42:11

Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lashing two years in the making. Not everyone is born for corn, sadly.

Oct 14, 2022
RHOSLC: And All That Jazz Tickets
01:01:55

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. Sounds like a case for Nancy Drew!

Check this recap out on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73272577/

Oct 14, 2022
RHOBH: Dirty Diana
01:27:33

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, several unflattering pumpkin portraits!

This is a Crappens on Demand recap, which means you can watch us as we record the show here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73271893?pr=true

Oct 13, 2022
RGIP: Masking Envy
01:30:35

We start with a mini cap of Below Deck Med before diving into The Real Girlfriends in Paris (24 minute mark), who start to show cracks as their trip to Cannes ends. A clique hurts feelings, and one person refuses to mask it. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 11, 2022
House of the Dragon: Face Off
01:35:18

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's getting out of bed with a sweet family dinner. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen.

Oct 11, 2022
RHOP: Sprung
01:02:41

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the biggest single wicks of all time. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 10, 2022
Southern Charm: Exes and Oh Nos
01:23:43

It's time for the first part of Southern Charm's reunion, where Taylor lets Shep have it. And then she keeps going. And going. And going. Also, Kathryn defends her meatballs and Austen and Oliva try to work out their non relationship. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 07, 2022
RHOSLC: No Shaman In Trying
01:19:39

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a trip to Arizona where they breathe out trauma with a shaman and Lisa is accused of Vida-stitution. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 07, 2022
RHOBH: Graceless
01:44:15

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season with a twist: Kathy Hilton becomes a detective and catches Erika Jayne at her sneaky leaky game. Who saw that one coming? You can put your hand down, it was rhetorical. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 06, 2022
RGIP: Catch Me If You Cannes
01:13:11

Real Girlfriends in Paris heads south to Cannes for a girls trip that involves art, a sad casino, and a bread dildo. Très chic!

Oct 05, 2022
HOTD: One-Eyed Monsters
01:30:15

On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, this was actually heartwarming.  Go figure.  What we could see we loved!

Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/72842275?pr=true

Listen here:  https://winter-is-crappening.simplecast.com/episodes/hotd-one-eyed-monsters

Oct 04, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Date with Destiny
00:57:38

A short but sweet charter on Below Deck Mediterranean sees a Maltese popstar boarding the ship to dazzle the guests. But the fun is short lived when Storm must make the most. important. decision. EVER!!!

Oct 04, 2022
Southern Charm: How The Tables Have Turned
01:26:02

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Craig invites the cast to a Winter Wonderland Christmas party where everyone gets to join together and celebrate friendship... except for Naomie and Leva, who are banished to the human wasteland that is THE OTHER TABLE.

This episode is available on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72695351?pr=true

Sep 30, 2022
RHOSLC: I'm Sorry, Baby Gorgeous!
01:01:46

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back, and all the alliances have changed! But one thing that has remained the same: Lisa still doesn't know how to deliver a sincere apology.

Check out our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72648773?pr=true

Sep 29, 2022
RHOBH: Rinterrogation
01:30:33

It's the moment we've been waiting for on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Rinna finally confronts Kathy. The truth finally comes out! All the controversy is not just about a conga line. It's about a conga line AND an insatiable desire to hear "Billie Jean." Does Kathy's depravity know no bounds??

What did you think about the big confrontation?

Be sure to check out our video recording of this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72647525?pr=true

Sep 29, 2022
RGIP: A Votre Santé Claus
01:07:58

It's Christmastime on Real Girlfriends in Paris, which means there are miracles — Margaux leaving her apartment! — and yuletides wishes — Kacey begging someone to do her Visa stuff for her. But most importantly, the angels sing... or cry to their coworkers about Yoanne.

Sep 28, 2022
#1860 House of the Dragon: Burning Love
01:34:26

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also dragon training and more childbirth horror! This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 27, 2022
Below Deck Med: Cliquety Split
01:19:34

The crew on Below Deck Med gets a day off, and bad energy is sewn when Jason secretly orders a salad. Will anyone recover? This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 27, 2022
RHOA: Ball and Chain Hour
00:56:03

Real Housewives of Atlanta lets the men take the stage, and they're outshined by the birds, the moat, and the hum of the air conditioner. But hey. Drew finally gets a chance to explain what Drop It With Drew is supposed to be. This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 26, 2022
Feed Drop: Real Good Podcast: Why Community and Economy go Hand-In-Hand with Brett Theodos
00:50:45

In our second episode of Season 4, we delve into the science of community development with Brett Theodos, Senior Fellow at the Urban Institute. Brett researches neighborhoods and places, and tries to understand what makes neighborhoods work for the people that inhabit them. In this episode, Brett and our hosts discuss the vital relationship between economic development and community building.

Sep 26, 2022
Southern Charm: Don't Come Trawling Back
01:26:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Southern Charm is still in St James, where Shep is being accused of being Shep and Craig has another meltdown. Will Leva ever leave her kitchen? This week's premium bonus episode is a chat about what we do with our alone time. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 23, 2022
RHOBH: That Conga Beat(down)
01:37:50

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've promised the whole season, and it's a doozy. No one would do the conga with her. Will the nation ever heal? More importantly, will Rinna? The PTSD of it all. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

 

Sep 22, 2022
RGIP: Speed Hating
01:12:47

It's American Embarrass today at a Real Girlfriends in Paris speed dating event where everyone feels the sting of rejection. Everyone except Victoria, who gets all the men. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 21, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Barking Up The Wrong Pantry
01:12:29

Captain Sandy isn't happy about the stew pantry, and Kyle must endure the greatest indignity of all: NOT SERVING FRANK! Just another day on Below Deck Mediterranean.

Sep 20, 2022
HOTD: Queen's Gambit
01:32:39

A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe!  Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.

Sep 20, 2022
RHOA: Phone a Frenzy
01:05:43

On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something? Andy is not happy.

Sep 20, 2022
Southern Charm: No Love Lost
01:27:08

The case of Southern Charm heads to St. Simon for a vacay of sports, relaxation, and getting wasted. Along the way, everyone questions Shep's treatment of Taylor, and Shep... well... he just wants to win at tennis.

Sep 16, 2022
RHOBH: You Just Hat To Be There
01:37:53

The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika interprets a legal technicality as a full exoneration, and Rinna shades Kathy's tequila.

Watch us move our tongues like Kyle with Crappens on Demand here: https://bit.ly/3Bj0Dwb

Sep 15, 2022
RGIP: French Connections
01:15:57

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also cheese.

Sep 14, 2022
Below Deck Med: Don't Toy With Me
01:34:14

Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of orange juice was purchased.  This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 13, 2022
House of the Dragon: Plan Tea
01:25:20

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on this episode, and we're here to break it all down. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 13, 2022
RHOA: Bird Box
01:13:52

The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirping. So. Many. Bird. Chirps. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 12, 2022
Southern Charm: Little Raya of Sunshine
01:27:33

It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor defends her choice not to sign up for a dating app. Garsh! This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 09, 2022
#1846 Real Girlfriends in Paris: Basic Beh-bees
01:10:00

Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch being pulled out of purses. This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

 

Sep 09, 2022
RHOBH: Hard of Earring
01:38:07

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for making her look bad over a pair of unreturned diamond earringson this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kathy gets her turn of the group turning on her. Have fun with that! This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 08, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Quite Frankly
01:07:18

Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck Mediterranean romance?

Sep 07, 2022
House of the Dragon: From Stags to Riches
01:17:05

This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Westeros: tiny crabs!

Watch the recap here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/71623484?pr=true

Sep 07, 2022
RHOA: She Did It By Shereé
01:15:16

It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we at long last get to see Shereé's sartorial vision — and Tyrone too! What a night!

Sep 07, 2022
SouthernCharm: Thanks But No Thanksgiving
01:22:31

Austen invites ALMOST everyone over for Friendsgiving on Southern Charm, and we discover that Paige dislikes Naomi almost as much as she does squash casserole. Plus, we talk about fat cats.

Sep 02, 2022
RHOSLC: Salt Lake Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
00:51:16

The season three trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived, and we are so hyped for it! Join us as we break down every shot, frame by frame.

Watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71426464?pr=true

Sep 02, 2022
RHOBH: Lick My Aspen
01:18:52

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally heads to Aspen for its much hyped major cast trip of the season. Predictably, the first night culminates in the group ganging up on Sutton and Diana calling her a cut fitness. Great work, team!

Catch this recap on video with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71384532?pr=true

Sep 01, 2022
Below Deck Med: Customer Satisfaction
01:01:18

Below Deck Med keeps it crazy this week when Kyle ponders giving a guest the best customer service one can give. This week's bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 30, 2022
House of the Dragon: Leggo My Eggo
01:05:20

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's House of the Dragon finds RayRay staring down the beautiful eyes of her weirdo brother over a stolen egg while the King decides to marry young. Thankfully, not THAT young. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Aug 30, 2022
RHOA: Catwalk Backtalk
00:53:48

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kenya and Marlo at a joint surprise party, and Sheree worries that she may have another fashion show with no fashions. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 29, 2022
Southern Charm: Egg Tosser
01:20:09

Southern Charm is on vacation at a Frank Lloyd Wright house where Shep shows his true colors (again) and Taylor refuses to let the egg drop. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 26, 2022
Married to Medicine: Dollar Rains and Growing Pains
00:49:50

The ladies of Married to Medicine are still in Vegas and this week the strippers come out to play. Heavenly does some deep soul searching and Quad talks about self pleasure. A LOT. This week's premium bonus is a talk about our Amazon front pages and bad trendy restaurants. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 24, 2022
BelowDeckMed: You Can't Handle the Tooth
01:05:24

There's pure chaos on Below Deck Mediterranean this week as the yacht crashes into a dolphin, Kyle's tooth gets infected, and the stabilizers go out of commission.

Aug 23, 2022
RHOA: The River Mild
01:02:25

The Jamaica trip concludes this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but not without some bickering, some river rafting, and a healing dose of KFC.

Aug 23, 2022
Winter Is Crappening: The Girl with the Dragon Taboo
01:32:09

At long last House of the Dragon is here. There are dragons, there is bloodshed, and there is a body part that SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Did you watch? We are all in!

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Aug 22, 2022
Southern Charm: Frank Lloyd Righteous
01:19:41

This week on Southern Charm, the gang heads to a Frank Lloyd Wright house to drink, capture lizards, and make fun of Craig. Just the usual stuff!

Aug 19, 2022
RHOBH: Disco Stewing
01:24:30

Garcelle and Erika clash at Rinna's disco party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Kathy is still reeling from the "Homeless and Toothless Foundation."

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Aug 18, 2022
Married to Medicine: Vegas Vibes
00:54:30

The ladies of Married to Medicine are in Vegas. Will Conetessa and Heavenly make up? Will Toya find bacon? And will Jackie ever stop talking her choach? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 17, 2022
Below Deck Med: Great Ex-pecations
01:09:59

Natasha goes running back to her ex on this week's Below Deck Med, and the twerker returns to the show. Will Zi's pant-tent be able to stay folded? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Aug 16, 2022
RHOA: Sprained Relations
01:03:53

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to Jamaica, where Kenya shows up late to everything and then gets mad at Sanya about it. Classic. Also, Drew sprains her ankle. It's a really action packed episode, what can we say? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 16, 2022
Winter Is Crappening: House of the Dragon Trailer Breakdown
00:58:50

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* HBO is giving us a prequel to Game of Thrones, so Winter is Crappening is back to take on House of the Dragon. Ronnie and Ben take on dragon privilege, terrible blonde wigs, and a little girl that starts as a mini real housewife and grows into Jessica Biel with cornstalk hair. Join us, won't you? This week's premium Patreon bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. #RGIP Join Patreon at 

Aug 15, 2022
Southern Charm: Fetching the Knot
01:21:31

Shep's dog is forced into marrying Patricia's, and Marcie tells everyone she's pregnant over and over again. Welcome to a very special canine wedding episode of Southern Charm! This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 12, 2022
#1823 RHOBH: Homeless Not Couthless
01:21:59

Dorit and PK have the ladies over for a charity dinner and Rinna loses her shit and starts screaming about old issues she forgot she resolved last week. Thankfully, Melissa Ehteridge is there to remind Diana what real singing sounds like after we are subjected to another concert by Chip. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 11, 2022
Married2Med: The Suite Life of Jackie and Simone
00:46:01

The cast of Married to Medicine heads to Vegas for a girls trip, but not before the husbands bury the hatchet, as it were.

Aug 10, 2022
BelowDeckMed: Why You So Obsessed With Me?
01:00:00

Dave crosses the line with stalker texts on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, causing all sorts of drama on board. Plus, a new deckhand is on her way as Raygan heads for smoother seas.

Aug 09, 2022
RHOA: Let's Get Together and Feel Alright
01:05:56

The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Jamaica for their cast trip, and love is in the air for Kenya! Sort of. Not really. Meanwhile, Marlo challenges Ralph's parenting choices, which doesn't sit too well with Kandi.

Aug 08, 2022
Southern Charm: Every Dog Has Its Wedding Day
01:20:40

After Shep's dog defiles Patricia's virginal pooch Peaches, canine nuptials are set into motion on Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Craig draws a line in the sand with Naomie, and Venita makes up with Olivia.

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Aug 05, 2022
RHOBH: Every Rosé Has Its Thorn
01:28:55

If you have a rosé tasting and half your castmates aren't there to see it, did you ever really have a rosé tasting? That's one of the many existential questions lurking within the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which features Rinna airing some unfinished business with Sutton.

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Aug 04, 2022
#1817 Married to Medicine: U-hauloween
01:10:02

It's Halloween on Married to Medicine, and Anila pulls her husband into a shady prank on the Harrises. May the man spats commence! This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 03, 2022
Below Deck Med: Save the Dolphins!
00:59:13

Raygan leads the crew to a dolphin fail on Below Deck Med while Chef Dave wrestles with his man feelings and Captain Sandy asks Norma to do her a solid. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 02, 2022
RHOA: Where There's a Will, There's My Way
00:50:54

Todd and Kandi go back and forth on estate planning this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Fun! Also, Sanya tries to force a couples trip on the non couples and Drew tries it with Sheree again. And fails. Again. This week's bonus is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Aug 01, 2022
Southern Charm: Mind Shuck
01:19:28

Chleb gets messy on Southern Charm and Olivia gives Venita a shuck you non invite to her parents' party. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 29, 2022
#1813 RHODubai: Bother of the Bride
00:52:24

Caroline Stanbury finally marries Sergio on this week's Real Housewives of Dubai, and the Ladies of London jump all over Ayan for trying to steal the spotlight. Will any falcons on trapezes strap sparklers to their necks for the occasion? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 29, 2022
RHOBH: Hear The Angels' Voices
01:28:29

Erika performs an unplanned duet with Asher on a very merry Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, there's more discussion about drinking, and PK explains what that whole DUI situation is.

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Jul 28, 2022
BelowDeckMed: These Are The Daves of Our Lives
01:09:39

Dave and Natasha try to keep their relationship under wraps on Below Deck Mediterranean, but the rest of the yentas on board know something's up. Meanwhile, Raygan proves to be as good a dancer as she is a bosun.

Jul 26, 2022
RHOA: Righteous, Gemstones
01:03:35

Marlo's trip to the mountains goes haywire on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even though it was cut short, at least we got more FATUM!

Jul 25, 2022
RHUGT: Shaker What Your Momma Gave You
01:01:55

It's the season finale for Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 2, and we wrap up the rollercoaster with some canoeing, some worship, and a casual joke that doesn't land quite right. We'll miss you, Bluestone Manor!

Jul 22, 2022
Southern Charm: Charlotte Hornets' Nest
01:25:00

This week on Southern Charm, Venita tries to reason with Olivia — which doesn't work out so well — and the guys head up to Charlotte. Taylor should have nothing to worry about. Nothing at all!

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Jul 22, 2022
RHOBH: A Very Merry Halloween Christmas
01:20:59

On a very special Halloween Christmas episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, film royalty Jamie Lee Curtis slums it on Bravo to help her charity out. Plus, Kathy Hilton finally makes her return and Diana throws a Xmas party.

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Jul 21, 2022
Below Deck Med: The Tipping Point
01:11:44

The boat almost tips over this week on Below Deck Med, but there's even more mess to clean up when the chef decides to out his secret relationship with the chief stew. Dun dun duunnnnn! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 19, 2022
RHOA: Blue Ridge Molehills
00:50:18

Kenya decides to join the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta on their trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains, and the petty fighting over not much begins. Sheree has toe drama, Kandi refuses to leave without eating first, and Drew keeps trying to start but no one will let her. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 18, 2022
RHUGT: Christmas is Paused!
01:14:13

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ronnie takes a solo shot at Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6 while Ben recovers from the 'vid, and it's just in time for Dorinda's humbling, Brandi's "redemption", and Taylor's incredibly weird blow drying sesh. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 15, 2022
Southern Charm: Tea and Earring Strumpets w/ Ryan Bailey
01:59:07

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* With Ben still on the mend, Ronnie is joined by the hilarious maestro Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey to discuss Southern Charm's tea party episode. Two solid hours of crazy. Enjoy, and find more of Ryan's work by following his show on Insta @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 15, 2022
RHOBH: Holidazed and Confused w/ Nancy DaBoBo
01:22:34

Ben is out sick for this week's episode, so Ronnie calls his old family friend Nancy DaBoBo (Talkin' to Nancy on 636 AM in Loredo Texas) to join him. Warning: This episode will probably annoy the hell out of you. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a pretty chill holiday episode, but Diana and Sutton go head to head in a nonsensical fight at a restaurant and everyone is left confused. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 14, 2022
#1801 BelowDeckMed: Yacht Rock
01:19:48

On the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean, Sandy is back with an almost entirely new crew. But most importantly, the boat nearly capsizes, and there's a terrible primary guest on board. Fun!

Jul 12, 2022
RHOA: Incense and Sensibility
01:19:48

In an effort to distract herself from heartbreak, Shereé throws a pajama party at her Chateau on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. There's incense, penises, and booze. But most of all, there are 10 different aliases for Drew and Ralph.

Jul 11, 2022
RHUGT: Dealing a Death Blow
01:12:24

Dorinda and Jill try to work through their deep-seated issues on the latest Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, but things take a turn when Brandy makes a low blow...

Jul 09, 2022
Southern Charm: Pouty with a Chance of Meatballs
01:22:40

This week on Southern Charm, Austen learns that Madison is engaged, Shep reveals his fears of having a baby, and Kathryn and Chleb come to a crossroads. Plus, concerning developments surrounding meatballs, rain driving, and tuna maintenance.

Jul 08, 2022
RHOBH: How Many Mucks Do I Give?
01:37:25

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika yells at Garcelle's 14-year-old son, and Sutton throws a mucky luncheon. Plus, Mauricio scratches his marble counter!

Jul 08, 2022
RHUGT: The Roaring Fifties
00:58:22

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Dorinda throws a Prohibition party on the fourth episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She makes Tamra cry, then she makes herself cry, then she makes Jill cry. Brown liquor for everyone! This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jul 05, 2022
RHUGT: Lasagna Confessions
01:20:44

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 04, 2022
Southern Charm: Settling and Meddling
01:19:22

Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 01, 2022
RHOBH: Hewe I Aaaaam!
01:21:32

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 30, 2022
Below Deck Med Trailer Breakdown!
00:51:35

The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season!

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Jun 29, 2022
#1791 RHUGT: Take a Jill Pill
01:20:48

On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.

Jun 28, 2022
RHOA: Can't Be Worked Out
00:53:09

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).

Jun 27, 2022
RHUGT: Mind Your Manors
01:15:27

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier.

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Jun 25, 2022
Southern Charm: Eighth Time's The Charm
01:29:34

Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!

Jun 24, 2022
RHODubai: Caroline, or Change
00:51:43

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.

Jun 24, 2022
RHOBH: Pretty Little Messy
01:17:10

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about her. On this week's premium bonus episode, we talk about the Below Deck Sailing season finale and Father's Day. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jun 23, 2022
RHOA: Curried Favor
01:15:46

Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 20, 2022
RHODubai: Belly Snub
00:56:27

The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 17, 2022
RHOBH: Crystal Crew Persuasion
01:35:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jun 16, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: 'Til Dietary Restrictions Do You Part
01:07:18

There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.

Jun 14, 2022
BelowDeckDownUnder: Asea Asea Asea, Oi Oi Oi!
00:53:11

By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.

Jun 13, 2022
RHOA: Cooking Up Drama
01:13:22

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.

Jun 13, 2022
RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat
01:04:17

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa.

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Jun 10, 2022
RHOBH: Welcome to Jurassic Dark
01:13:51

The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois <3

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Jun 09, 2022
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over
01:05:03

The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jun 07, 2022
RHOA: Bad Vibes
00:47:48

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 07, 2022
Top Chef: Trash Miso and Flo Pie
01:30:48

Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 06, 2022
RHODubai: Desert Flower Power
01:09:29

There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 03, 2022
RHOBH: Back to the Couture
01:31:29

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 02, 2022
BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom
00:54:22

The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.

Jun 01, 2022
Top Chef: It Takes Tucson To Make a Thing Go Right
01:20:27

The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.

May 31, 2022
RHONJ: Throwing Shade, Cake - Live from Pittsburgh
01:51:20

We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us!

For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's season 8, episode 1 — aka Marge's debut / the one where they throw the cake in Boca.

May 30, 2022
Chatting with the LadyGang!
00:41:50

It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!

May 27, 2022
RHOBH: Validation Caftans
01:13:39

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 26, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever
00:57:34

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 24, 2022
#1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel
01:02:26

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 24, 2022
Top Chef: Catch Me if You Can
01:04:50

Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 24, 2022
RHOBH: Slights of the Round Table
01:16:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM!  This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 19, 2022
RHONJ: Broken Sass
01:20:32

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 18, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes
01:20:42

Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 17, 2022
Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
00:58:36

Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.

May 17, 2022
RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea
00:55:47

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.

May 16, 2022
RHOBH: Safe and Sound
01:18:31

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect.

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May 12, 2022
RHONJ: If The Grudge Fits, You Must Acquit
01:09:24

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night....

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May 11, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: Everything Everywhere All At Once
00:48:03

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.

May 11, 2022
Summer House: Wrong Side
01:40:06

Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 10, 2022
RHOA: Wreck It Ralph
01:18:04

Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 09, 2022
Carlos King: King of Queens
00:34:53

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.

May 05, 2022
RHONJ Renuion: No ApoloTres
01:32:15

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

May 04, 2022
Summer House: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Loverboy
01:08:37

It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!

May 03, 2022
RHOA: Legends Only (and Drew)
01:10:24

We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.

May 02, 2022
Top Chef: Collective Soul
01:13:43

This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!

May 02, 2022
RHOC: Neckless Endangerment
01:20:40

We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life.

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Apr 28, 2022
RHONJ: Nashvillains
01:30:05

This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well.

This recap is a Crappens on Demand recap; so be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65694736

Apr 28, 2022
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: An Affair to Not Remember
01:10:57

Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Apr 26, 2022
Summer House: Welcome to Amazon Prom
01:17:34

Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Apr 26, 2022
Feed Drop: Real Good by U.S Bank
00:50:46

Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast.  In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for a family, and the value of community-based training programs. 

Apr 26, 2022
Top Chef: War Games
01:42:07

It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Apr 25, 2022
RHOC Live From Dallas: No No, Noella
01:37:10

It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we can yell about! This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Apr 22, 2022
RHONJ Live in Houston: Crossing the Line Dance
01:30:38

We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing a table onto Marge's outfit, the guys take shots from a dildo, and Melissa makes the cast embarrass music itself on a day trip to a recording studio. This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Apr 21, 2022
RHOC: Rocked to the Core Friends - Live from Austin!
01:16:25

The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier.

Thanks to the Moontower Comedy Festival for having us!

Apr 20, 2022
Summer House: Loverbaby
01:36:51

This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.

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Apr 19, 2022
Top Chef: Welcome... to Jurassic Gail
01:27:56

The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominion. It barely makes sense, but that's the fun of it!

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Apr 19, 2022
RHOBH Season 12 Trailer Breakdown
00:54:44

The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to the LA smog.

Watch along with us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65132907

Apr 14, 2022
RHONJ: Nashville Hot Stricken
01:28:45

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for flying Palomas!!

Check out this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65106644

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Apr 13, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: Fenders and Benders
00:49:14

Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 12, 2022
Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities
01:09:28

Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when she loses her mind. Rinse and repeat. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 12, 2022
Top Chef: Talenti'd Heroes
01:24:49

Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire dish. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 11, 2022
RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen
01:19:08

The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for the amazing night, Cleveland! We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 10, 2022
RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games
01:09:46

We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to figure out what to do with her sausage stuffer. We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 09, 2022
SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit
01:15:04

Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit!

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Apr 08, 2022
RHOA: Season 14 Trailer Breakdown!
00:41:55

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaking down the whole trailer on today's episode. If you want to watch along with us, join us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64772350

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Apr 05, 2022
Top Chef: Limp Brisket
01:10:26

This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping it all with Crappens on Demand; so come watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64724030

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Apr 04, 2022
RHOC: When Push Comes to Shove - Live from San Fran
01:46:30

On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of shoving a cameraman. It's the sort of low-stakes, high emotion fight we live for. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in San Francisco!

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Apr 03, 2022
RHONJ: A Tre-gue of Their Own - Live from Denver
01:28:28

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is wont to happen.

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Apr 01, 2022
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery
01:30:59

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

 

Mar 29, 2022
Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War
01:29:46

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in and glasses go flying. This drama is all over Austen. Let that sink in. Austen. Seek help. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 29, 2022
Top Chef: Twinning of the Herd
01:13:38

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Dufrense and someone fries a biscuit. Will Padma ever recover? We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 28, 2022
RHOC: Gina's ExorSchism
01:04:36

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Will her fight with Shanon be a blemish or will everyone mask their pain and make rash decisions? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 24, 2022
RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors
01:02:55

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 23, 2022
BelowDeckSailing: Yachting Is In Tents
00:49:23

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken guest.

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Mar 22, 2022
Summer House: 2 Girls, 1 Kroll
01:17:49

The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fighting!

Whose team are you on?

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Mar 22, 2022
#1719 Top Chef: A Hard Day's Night Market
01:07:13

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not happy.

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Mar 21, 2022
RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC
01:33:32

Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps!

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Mar 19, 2022
RHONJ: Scrolling in the Deep - Live from Philly
01:37:40

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with a scroll of endearments. Plus, we learn the vital difference between Taylor Ham and pork rolls.

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Mar 18, 2022
BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer
01:28:29

Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other. What a night to be alive.

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Mar 15, 2022
RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said
01:06:42

It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes out and do this! This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 15, 2022
RHOSLC: Unusual Shah-spects
01:36:36

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion Part Three, and there's a huge twist: Jen Shah is a victim who's only helped people her ENTIRE LIFE. This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 14, 2022
#1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations
01:30:45

Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 10, 2022
RHONJ: The Boys Who Tried Wolf
01:26:55

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot seat by the newly named Wolf Pack. Will Luis show up after new rumors start swirling? Will Joe Gorga every apologize? Will Marge order aphids in her salad? Find out! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

 

 

Mar 09, 2022
Summer House: HubbHouse Slummer
01:27:34

It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my eggs are 28"day! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 08, 2022
RHOM: Larsa-nic and Old Faces
01:24:42

The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pippen's curious account of her body modifcations, and we were riveted by Julia's tragic backstory. But most of all, we just really loved Andy getting pissed off at Lisa.

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Mar 08, 2022
RHOSLC: Meredith Marks, Ace Attorney
01:33:35

On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially after Meredith dons her lawyer hat and dismantles Lisa's claims.

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Mar 08, 2022
Top Chef: Houston, We Have a Padma — Live from Milwaukee
01:28:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live from the Turner Ballroom in Milwaukee. The episode had everything we wanted: egos, Padma, and terrible culinary choices.

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Mar 07, 2022
RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago
01:40:02

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And by clears up, we mean he lies to everyone's face. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in Chicago!

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Mar 06, 2022
#1706 RHOC: An Embarrassment of Riches - Live from St. Paul
01:36:49

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.

Mar 04, 2022
#1705 SummerHouse: Amandervention
01:12:31

This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eggs, and EVRETT is back!

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Mar 02, 2022
RHOM: Death, Love and Peen-nuts
01:05:19

Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a bachelorette party, so it's not all bad. This week's bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Mar 01, 2022
RHOSLC Reunion 1: Narrating Exatums
01:40:06

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary's a no-show, there's a hole filled with water on the stage, and everyone is dressed insanely. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Feb 28, 2022
#1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea
01:12:04

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has figured out to bolt down furniture. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 24, 2022
#1671 RHONJ: Gym Tan Luis
01:18:21

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips out on production for not leaving poor Luis be. This week's bonus episode is about Celebrity Big Brother and air fryers. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Feb 23, 2022
RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace
00:55:37

Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious!

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Feb 23, 2022
Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go?
01:03:24

This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left open. There's also a bonDAGE party thrown by Andrea and a declaration of cuteness by Paige.

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Feb 22, 2022
RHOSLC: Throwing La Vida Loca
01:29:49

On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happen. Sort of a weird note to end a triumphant season on, but entertaining nonetheless.

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Feb 22, 2022
#1697 RHONJ: Fraught With Frat-saster
01:58:54

Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the end of it all. What ah ya gonna doooo about iiiit!? This was a live show in LA that had lost audio, so we've recorded the entire recap in its entirety. Love you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

 

 

Feb 19, 2022
RHOC: Highs and Lows - Live from San Diego
01:49:08

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather pushes edamame and edibles on various people in her life.

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Feb 18, 2022
#1695 Summer House: Hello Mya Name Is...
01:05:26

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay gets friendzoned. Again. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 15, 2022
#1694 RHOM: The West Wang
01:07:10

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's peen. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 14, 2022
Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere!
01:30:54

Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first recap, which we have also made available as a free Crappens On Demand video! Looking for all the recaps? Go to our Patreon page and search RHUGT and all the eps should pop up for you. There's also a link in our bio to all the season's recaps.

This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 14, 2022
#1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina
01:10:40

Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella.  Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

Feb 10, 2022
#1691 RHONJ: Too Late to Apolo-Gia
01:35:15

All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it, and Marge and Delores try to stop Jen's victim tour in its tracks. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

Feb 10, 2022
Summer House: Very Cavalier-y
01:14:20

This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort of ripple? Plus, Amanda has a 30th birthday that receives minimal interest and nary a gift from Kyle. At least Luke's back!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Feb 08, 2022
RHOM: Girl Walks Into a Barf - Live from Orlando
01:12:07

The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a massively influential brand summit with 25 people. It's high drama.

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Feb 08, 2022
RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never
01:12:06

The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other throughout their Zion rental. Is it time to say bye to this friendship? Or maybe we should just say "Hi, I'm Whitney" to it instead?

Catch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62260611

Feb 07, 2022
RHOC: Hot and Bothered - Live from Nashville
01:41:49

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Humanity fight. It's perfect.

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Feb 05, 2022
2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC
02:04:03

We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with guests Dorinda Medley (RHONY), Jackie Goldshneider (RHONJ), Luke Gulbranson (Summer House), Taylor Strecker, Dave Quinn, Matt Marr, Jake Anthony, Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff. Special appearances by Amy Phillips (Reality Checked), Heather Gay (RHOSLC), and Aileen Santiago (Seeing Red). It was an amazing dream come true kind of a night, and we are forever grateful to everyone who showed up for us both onstage and off. Enjoy! 

Feb 04, 2022
RHONJ: Everybody Nose - Live From Atlanta
01:34:43

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy video, Jennifer new nose, Marge's accusations, Tiki Barber, Joe Gorga's standup. It's gonna be a good season! Thanks Georgia!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Feb 04, 2022
#1684 RHOM: Friendship Contract!
00:55:11

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyline when Julia gets on one knee for Adriana in Montauk. Good luck with that one! This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc until this Friday.

Feb 02, 2022
Summer House: Craige
01:08:12

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against Lindsay. Carl tries to get some heat going with Ciara, and the new guy finds meatable things to ingest. This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc until this Friday.

Feb 01, 2022
#1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o?
01:47:39

We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CYCLONE of 22. The audio is a bit janky, but we couldn't want to make you guys wait for the recap. It gets crazy. To make it up for the crap audio, we yammered for almost two full hours. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 31, 2022
#1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing
01:54:56

We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump Rules Reunion and ingesting gallons of chowda. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 31, 2022
#1680 PumpRules: The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing
01:12:05

Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get that ring out of James' pocket? Let's find out! This week's bonus episode is part one of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

 

Jan 26, 2022
RHOM: Look Who's Montauking
01:10:03

The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to make Nicole the black sheep. The only thing that's missing is Guerdy!

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 25, 2022
SummerHouse: Doing a Few Slaps in the Pool
01:05:05

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

This week on Summer House, the gang throws their first big party since the pandemic started, and it's got everything we could want: Carl spitting game at Ciara, Kyle and Amanda fighting, and a random girl punching Andrea in the face. Fun!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 25, 2022
RHOSLC: Zion Lyin'
01:09:18

The madness continues on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as Jen and Meredith continue to quarrel at their house in Zion. But nothing prepares us for Meredith's early morning explosion at breakfast.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Also, this episode is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61600270

Jan 24, 2022
RHOC: Pride Cards Against Humanity
01:18:03

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the women head to Mexico for a group trip, and Heather finds it in her heart to invite Noella, who has incidentally given Max a very mature gift. Will the decision backfire in Fancy Pants' face? Of course! And we're here for it.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 20, 2022
PumpRules: Diss Engaged
01:18:32

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

The season finale of Vanderpump Rules is a glorious mess, and we're absolutely thrilled about it. Scheana and Brock manage to ruin James and Raquel's engagement party... or maybe it was Lala who did that. Either way, it's a battle of egos and tackiness, and we are here for this sort of energy.

This is Crappens on Demand; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61384403

Jan 19, 2022
#1674 RHOM: Over the Fetish Line
01:02:55

It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what the word means. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 18, 2022
#1673 Summer House: Turkey and Tears
01:07:39

Summer House returns for a sixth season with a couple of new faces and one turkey obsessed brah. Kyle and Amanda fight, Lindsay flirts, and Andrea tries to recover from getting ghosted. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 18, 2022
#1672 RHOSLC: The Zionic Woman
01:32:43

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go on a trip to Zion in the Sprinter Van From Hell, where Mary misses a drum circle and Whitney tries to have an angry scene. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

 

Jan 18, 2022
Dwell Hello #210: Staying On Track in Monaco
00:43:01

A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International S96 E04 and we found it on Discovery Plus.

Jan 14, 2022
#1670 RHOC BiTextual Chakra Con
01:09:33

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather throws a book launch party for her daughter, Noella accuses Heather of getting violent at her own Nobu party, and Emily gets shlammered. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 13, 2022
#1670 PumpRules: Fools of Engagement
01:16:47

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brock and Scheana take mooching to a new height on this week's Vanderpump Rules when James and Raquel invite the gang to their engagement party weekend at a gorgeous winery. One thing Brock did not chintz out on in this episode? Balloons. Lots and lots of balloons. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 13, 2022
RHOM: Against All Todds
00:52:51

It's a very intense showdown between Todd and oh well you know Peter on this week's Real Housewives of Miami. TL;DR: Peter's terrible. But the show is excellent!

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 11, 2022
Project Runway: Real Housewives of the Runway
01:27:59

On a very special episode of Project Runway, the designers must make a reunion look for several members of the Real Housewives franchise. Honestly, we're shocked this crossover experience hasn't happened before.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 11, 2022
RHOSLC: The Ordeals on the Bus Go 'Round and 'Round
01:18:54

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith throws a cringey birthday for Seth, and then afterwards the women head out on a road trip where Jen and Lisa get into an unhinged screaming match. Perfection.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 11, 2022
Summer House Trailer Breakdown
00:52:19

Season six of Summer House is right around the corner; so here's a breakdown of the trailer in all its sloppy, wine-throwing glory!

Watch along with us on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60862830

Jan 07, 2022
Dwell Hello #209: South African Stardom
00:48:33

A soap opera actress returns to South Africa with a very American husband on her arm to start her career back up. Will her husband's obsession with home brewing bubble over? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International s107 E08 and we found it on Discovery Plus. 

Jan 07, 2022
RHOC: Floral Agreement
01:16:23

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to start up a fight, and Heather takes Gina to the races.

Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60822019

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 06, 2022
PumpRules: Murk in Progress
01:35:32

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the Toms plan a party so the rest of the cast can see how they're tumbling into debt. Meanwhile, Brock hatches a plan to have a secret wedding at James and Racquel's engagement party. What could go wrong?

Jan 05, 2022
RHOM: Fuming and Tuluming
01:12:03

This week Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy throws a Tulum themed birthday party for Julia. There's a sorrow war, animal poop, and one really awkward foot massage. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Jan 04, 2022
RHOSLC: Wild Ride, Mild Rose
01:28:25

Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant comments, Jen swipes some re-re-gifted shoes, and Meredith dresses like half of a Sesame Street ostrich. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Jan 03, 2022
Dwell Hello: Searching for a Chicago Condo
00:35:50

This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping House Hunters: season 200, ep 13 - "Searching for a Chicago Condo," available on YouTube TV.

Will Kevin get what he wants? But what about Kevin? So many Kevins, not enough time!

Dec 31, 2021
Housewives of the North Pole w Brian Moylan
01:03:07

We teamed up with Brian Moylan's podcast 12 Gays of Christmas for a very special crossover holiday recap of Housewives of the North Pole starring the one and only Kyle "You Stole My Gingerbread House" Richards. Enjoy, and have an amazing New Year! We love you guys! This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 30, 2021
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 3
01:37:07

We're back with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays podcast to finish out our recap of Candy Coated Christmas. Will Molly be able to sell the house her mom grew up in? Will she be able to resist Noah's rugged charm? And will she finally succumb to the Peppermint Hollow lifestyle?? We unpack it all.

Watch our supersized recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306575/

Dec 29, 2021
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 2
00:48:51

We're back for part two of Candy Coated Christmas with Matt and Jake of Reality Gays! Be sure to watch this ep with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306533/edit

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Dec 28, 2021
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 1
00:44:22

We're teaming up with our friends Matt and Jake at the Reality Gays podcast to recap Candy Coated Christmas, the first ever Xmas movie from the Food Network.  And that's not all — this cinematic masterpiece features the big screen debut of none other than the Pioneer Woman herself, Ree Drummond!  What's not to love?

Be sure to join all four of us with Crappens on Demand here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306454/

Dec 27, 2021
RHONJ Trailer Breakdown
00:48:07

The Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer dropped this week; so we're here to break down every frame of it. If you want to watch along with us, be sure to sign up for Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60303117

Dec 24, 2021
Dwell Hello: Spiritual Life in Australia
00:45:17

This week's Dwell Hello focuses on two reiki healers seeking a home in Australia's Blue Mountain region.

To watch the original episode, check out House Hunters International on Discovery+: Season 162, Episode 12 - Spiritual Life in Australia.

Dec 24, 2021
RHOC: Give the Devil His Dubrow
01:32:08

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards. But when you're in Orange County, you can't celebrate a milestone without someone's life falling apart. In this case it's Noella, who is understandably spiraling in the wake of her marriage dissolving. The real headline, however, is Heather Dubrow's chilling threat to Shannon. We'll be talking about that for years.

Dec 23, 2021
RHOM: Oh, Well, You Know Peter...
01:13:06

On the second episode of Real Housewives of Miami season 4, we are reintroduced to Alexia's disaster of a son, Peter, who refuses to walk her down the aisle for her wedding and may have contributed to his brother's latest medical emergency. Great! Also, there's a lady wearing a table at a sushi party.

Dec 22, 2021
Binge This...Toxic: The Britney Spears Story
00:06:10

Comedians Tess Barker and Babs Gray, who you might know from Lady to Lady or the

now legendary Britney’s Gram podcast, are here to bring you a brand new investigative

series about Britney Spears' conservatorship and the court system that's allowed it to

persist.

 

You can binge all 10 episodes of Toxic: The Britney Spears Story RIGHT NOW on

Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Pandora, or wherever you find your podcasts.

Dec 22, 2021
#1654: Gay Ghost Only Fans the Flames
01:22:14

Real Housewives of Miami is back, but this time it's on Peacock and everyone has new body parts. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 21, 2021
RHOSLC: I Got Friends in Pho Places
01:41:11

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is supersized, and it's pho-ring on all cylinders when the ladies battle at Jennie's picnic. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 20, 2021
Dwell Hello: Bling Battle in Naples Florida
00:46:25

Dr. Denise and her man are on the prowl for a home with some BLING on this week's Dwell Hello. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 205 Episode 8 and we found it on YouTube TV.

You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes without ads, on Stitcher Premium! 

Dec 17, 2021
RHOM Season Four Trailer Breakdown
00:55:22

Real Housewives of Miami is returning on Peacock, and we're here to break down the trailer. Come on in! This week's bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 16, 2021
RHOC: Dungeons and Draggings
01:11:47

Real Housewives of Orange County finds Shannon getting zero forgiveness from Heather, Gina babbling on about how nothing is her fault, and Noella getting abandoned by and cut off from the not so Sweet James. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Real Housewives of Miami trailer, which begins this week on Peacock. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 16, 2021
PumpRules: Off the Cyst Male Brandwagon
01:22:57

On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws Ariana a birthday party and the Toms fight with Katie (more) and decide to take a break. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 16, 2021
RHUGT: Out of Cynth
01:04:48

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. Meanwhile, Ramona does some last minute damage control, and LuAnn gives the people what they want!

Dec 14, 2021
RHOSLC: New Phone, Who's Dissed?
01:12:32

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah has a new phone, but no one's answering her calls. Meanwhile, Whitney has dug up more dirt on Mary, and Lisa has begun changing her narrative. In other words, it's perfection.

Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1648-59883809

Dec 14, 2021
Dwell Hello: Choosy in Chesapeake
00:52:33

It's a very Chrissley episode of Dwell Hello! We find ourselves in Chesapeake with a church musical director trying to find a home with a recording studio for his family. And it MUST be by a mall, dammit! Our boy's gotta shop. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 155 Episode 12 and we found it on Discovery Plus. 

Dec 10, 2021
RHUGT: Conch Blocked
01:03:07

On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's so viciously Machiavellian that it can only be the work of varsity level Housewives.

Dec 09, 2021
RHOC: Sue the Right Thing
01:04:43

Real Housewives of Orange County delivers another strong episode as Heather's sushi party descends into chaos. Between drunk Nicole barking "SIT!" repeatedly and Heather trying to shut down the cameras, it's a pure joy.

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Dec 09, 2021
PumpRules: Ice, Ice Babies
01:07:31

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt. Oh, and also pickleball. Whyyyyyy God with the pickleball????

Dec 08, 2021
RHUGT: Gone With the Meatball Fabulous
01:15:34

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Kenya's yacht party and Tre's Meat(ball) Gala. There's lots of fighting, apologizing, and uneaten carbs. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 07, 2021
RHOSLC: What if God Was One of Us?
01:29:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Mary about the cult allegations. Well, kinda. They tattle on each other about cult allegations until they get free high end gifts. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 07, 2021
Dwell Hello: Mother Knows Best In Kentucky
00:40:41

We're traveling to Covington, KY for this recap of House Hunters season 190, episode 6:  "Mother Knows Best In Kentucky"

Dec 03, 2021
RHOC: The Return of Fancy Pants
01:45:11

Real Housewives of Orange Country returns for season 16 with Heather DuBrow and two new castmembers in toe. Will the show come back to its former glory? Time will tell, but things are looking up. This week's bonus is a recap of Netflix' Selling Sunset, coming this Thursday afternoon. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 02, 2021
PumpRules: Mad Wacks
01:19:04

Brock celebrates his birthday Mad Max style and Katie and Tom fight over who is less qualified to have a say in the new business. Again. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 01, 2021
RHUGT: Twisted Sisters
01:11:53

Melissa throws a pajama party on episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, and LuAnn gets frisky with the butler during a game of Twister. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 30, 2021
\Winter House: F**kboi F**kbyes
01:10:44

Austen holds his title as biggest douche as Winter House iceskates into the sunset, and Amanda cries and hides behind a bed. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 30, 2021
RHOP: Barbz Wire
01:25:13

Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 29, 2021
Dwell Hello: Three's Not a Crowd in Colorado
00:41:05

We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters!  (Vol. 7 on Discovery+).

It's the throuple episode!!

Nov 26, 2021
Talking Bravo with Daryn Carp and Liz Culley
00:55:29

Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Cohen, and Liz gives us some insight into being Leah McSweeney's bestie. Come join for a good old fashioned gab sesh!

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Nov 25, 2021
RHUGT: Pardon the Interruption
01:08:59

Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Melissa and Teresa argue about old beefs, and an astrologer reveals some exciting details about everyone's past.

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Nov 24, 2021
RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's
01:21:36

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona manages to make LuAnn's divorce from Tom about her. In other words, it's the perfect episode.

Nov 23, 2021
RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie
00:50:16

The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the husbands, and at long last the arrival of Nicki Minaj on set. Can't wait to see what mess this turns into next week...

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Nov 23, 2021
RHOSLC: Dirndl If You Do, Dirndl If You Don't
01:17:28

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic 'smores.

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Nov 23, 2021
Dwell Hello: Warning Window in New Jersey
00:34:11

Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house that they can have babies and play drums in. For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 195 Episode 9. You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes without ads, on Stitcher Premium! 

Nov 19, 2021
Winter House: Nordic, Cross
01:11:46

On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text from Madison.

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Nov 19, 2021
PumpRules: Apo-Lala-gy Tour
01:01:36

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apologizes to Raquelle. Oh, and Tom Schwartz apparently has a debilitating gambling problem.

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Nov 18, 2021
RHUGT: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins!
01:29:33

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island, and we couldn't be more grateful. Welcome to Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! Available as a free video on Patreon. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 18, 2021
Below Deck: Fenders and Benders
00:52:21

Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tub put him right, or will he get addicted to snorting hummus before he even has a chance to check himself? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 16, 2021
RHOP: The Accountability Sing Sing Along
01:15:50

Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn thing they can. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 16, 2021
RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults
01:16:06

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith bathes for seven hours and adds to the already long list of Shah-llegations. This week's bonus is a catch up on TV shows! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 15, 2021
Dwell Hello: Wanting it All in Destin Florida
00:49:47

Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and Deek. Will they get high ceilings? A view? A parking spot to save Deek from street parking? And will real estate agent Destin in Destin lose her cool while trying to find it? For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 70 Episode 11.

Nov 12, 2021
Winter House: The Igloo That Binds
01:07:43

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought out of the Friendzone by Miss Lindsay on high school night. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 11, 2021
PumpRules: The Mamas and the Tapas
01:15:33

Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 11, 2021
BelowDeck: Pigs on Deck
00:57:50

This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love?

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Nov 09, 2021
RHOP: Mommy Tissues
01:18:40

It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace's temper. These women always bring it, and this episode was no exception.

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Nov 08, 2021
RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah
01:52:51

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-anticipated, instantly iconic downfall of Jen Shah. We know that everyone's going to only talk about the Feds and Homeland Security swarming Heather's party bus outside Beauty Lab + Laser, but let's not forget the incredible spat between Whitney and Mary about carpool and phone calls. Everything in this episode was perfection. What did you think?

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Nov 08, 2021
Winter House: Giggly Squat
00:56:15

So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Amanda goes missing for 30 tense seconds in the house. And finally, Andrea does squats with Paige on his shoulders while Austen, Ciara, Kyle, and Amanda go on a double date.

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Nov 04, 2021
RHOBH: The Hills Have Lies
01:26:20

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsistencies. In the end we only know what thing for certain: Kyle Richards loves a reaction shot.

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Nov 04, 2021
PumpRules: Brock to the Future
01:33:17

This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — and as a bonus, it features 100% more Jesse Metcalfe than usual!

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Nov 04, 2021
RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves
01:12:35

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. Our premium bonus is a Below Deck discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 02, 2021
RHOP: Wick Renewal
01:03:04

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think?  This week's bonus is Below Deck! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 01, 2021
RHOBH: Fishy With a Side of Martyr Sauce
01:02:09

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika cries and spins more tales. Also, Crystal gets to talk about her leather pants and Kyle gets to make more shocked faces. Our premium bonus is a Winter House discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 28, 2021
PumpRules: Dawn of the Dead(beat)
01:14:01

LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is Winter House! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 27, 2021
BelowDeck: I Am The Captain Now
00:55:11

It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we are grateful. (But we want Lee back). What do you think of the new crew?

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Oct 26, 2021
RHOP: Sexual Healing, Mental Scarring
00:44:07

The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizelle finally addressing her emotional coldness, and Wendy doing a photo shoot. Good times!

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Oct 25, 2021
RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious
01:05:12

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day.

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Oct 25, 2021
Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford
00:45:08

We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go deep on so many Bravo shows, starting with RHOSLC. Come listen!

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Oct 22, 2021
RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation
01:07:48

Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff.

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Oct 21, 2021
Pump Rules: Coming for Tom
01:14:34

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fun times!

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Oct 21, 2021
Below Deck Med: Time to Split
00:47:46

Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 19, 2021
RHOP: Gone Girls
00:47:40

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but Gordon is still showing his ass. Literally. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 18, 2021
RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony
00:59:04

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Oct 18, 2021
RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach
01:32:26

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work. Rinna goes nutso and bounces on the couch, Erika continues her victim bs, and Kyle just sits there with her mouth hanging open to substitute for her non existent storyline all season. Our premium bonus is a Squid Game discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 14, 2021
PumpRules: Picklechella
01:21:22

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that Scheana hasn't fixed her picker. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 13, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations
00:54:28

As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.

Oct 12, 2021
RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs
01:20:35

It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and sent tumbling down into a neighborhood.

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Oct 12, 2021
RHOP: Salad as a Rock
01:09:48

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.

Oct 11, 2021
Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood
00:33:39

This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years.  What is your favorite Bravo crime?  And which one do you think needs more attention?

This episode was originally released as a bonus ep on Patreon, but we decided we'd put it on our main feed too!  Enjoy!

Oct 10, 2021
RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution
01:13:05

The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale?

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Oct 07, 2021
PumpRules: Do You Read Me?
01:16:37

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bummed that she's not a New York Times Best Selling Author (lol), and Rand shames Schwartz for being useless.

This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us record the recap by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57092083

Oct 06, 2021
Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie
00:40:27

Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 05, 2021
RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade
01:15:27

There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of Shadrach!  Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 04, 2021
RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse
01:07:10

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 04, 2021
RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey
01:14:41

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgiving note and a wine tasting. Don't worry, though, Erika's here to feed us all more Malarkey. Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 30, 2021
PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits
01:46:29

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babies of idiots. It all evens out. Our premium bonus breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 29, 2021
Below Deck: Having a God Moment
00:50:24

This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incident — they all go off without a hitch. So there's that. And Matt still drives us mad.

Sep 28, 2021
RHOSLC: The Ice Storm
01:04:43

Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin ice. This episode brings new meaning to the expression "out like trout."

Sep 28, 2021
RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy
01:12:33

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can imagine, it does not go well...

Sep 27, 2021
RHOBH: Del-Martyr
01:15:51

The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that we get to meet... THE LADY. Who is The Lady? We'll never know...

Sep 23, 2021
RHONY Season 13 Reunion
01:08:42

Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the cast did actually come together to tape the reunion, but the results were so vile and embarrassing that the network shelved the episode. Luckily, we managed to get our hands on the only surviving audio; so we present it to you here EXCLUSIVELY and uncensored. Listen and enjoy.

Sep 22, 2021
Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich
00:48:47

Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 21, 2021
RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious
00:49:33

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Candiace shoots her music video on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and her mother is there to judge every second of it. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 20, 2021
RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations
01:02:14

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, a churro was harmed in the making of this episode. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 20, 2021
LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h!
00:59:38

Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To each her own! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 17, 2021
RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery
01:23:26

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 16, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines
01:02:50

Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney!

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Sep 14, 2021
RHOP: Surry Not Surry
01:06:09

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not.

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Sep 13, 2021
RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development
01:35:48

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a disgruntled Top Golf employee. I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, enjoy this recap. To get the full experience, WATCH us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56087676

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Sep 13, 2021
RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart
01:38:57

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the party in tears. Meanwhile, Garcelle hosts a Haiti-centric dinner party, and Rinna reveals deep wounds over sauce etiquette.YOU GUYS - we really recommend you watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55949532

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Sep 09, 2021
Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown
00:43:43

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's all we really need. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 08, 2021
Below Deck Med: Stew Over It
00:56:40

Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 08, 2021
RHOP: Say Yes to the Turkey Dress
01:18:39

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 07, 2021
RHOBH: OR WHAT?
01:27:17

It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap opera tour de force: fake tears, dramatic sobs, and of course, a nosy butler! Perfection. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55658976

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Sep 02, 2021
RHONY: Freaky Woah-day
01:04:33

It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in each other's brains. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 01, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much
00:51:01

A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other hand, it also means everyone has to rearrange their rooms. What's a head stew to do? Plus, Matt burns his fingers, and Maureen faces her final moments.

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Aug 31, 2021
Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof
01:07:42

It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! But it only happened one time. But also ten times. Also, Reza doesn't want a baby anymore (spoof plans!), and GG is more into polyamory than ever. Hopefully she'll get to try it soon!

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Aug 31, 2021
RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
01:08:52

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 30, 2021
RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous
01:24:23

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad. This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the show. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55357035

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Aug 26, 2021
RHONY: Overheard in New York
01:19:07

The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it.

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Aug 25, 2021
Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed
00:49:42

Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not to bring on a crutch for her. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 24, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina!
01:03:21

The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has agreed to marry him with no prenup and Destiney whines about it with really bad contacts. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 24, 2021
RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness
01:08:21

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 23, 2021
RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly)
01:12:25

It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Kyle to pretend she's a cook now and for Sutton to serve her best dish, grilled puss. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 19, 2021
RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell
01:12:48