Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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 Feb 3, 2020
best podcast of all time. way better than freakonomics

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Love this podcast! The guys are hilarious, the live shows are awesome too!!

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A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.


Episode Date
Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa
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It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vishal looks poised to win back Richa, but all we really care about are Reshma and LOOOOPA. Can a basket of French fries bring these women together? Who knows, man? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 29, 2021
RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection
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Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode.  Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54228511 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 28, 2021
Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit
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Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 27, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye
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This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 27, 2021
RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen?
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The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 26, 2021
RHOBH: Qualm Springs
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 22, 2021
RHONY: Ghost Hissperer
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 21, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere
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Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE HEAVING LIIIIIINNNNNNE! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 20, 2021
Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater
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This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 20, 2021
RHOP: Too Hot To Candle
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This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 19, 2021
RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer
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Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness?   This is Crappens on Demand which means you can watch us record, not just listen. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53709031 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 15, 2021
RHONY: Send in the Clowns
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The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 14, 2021
Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt
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A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 13, 2021
Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey!
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It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 13, 2021
RHOP: Fire in the Hole!
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The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Karen. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 12, 2021
Family Karma: WAPsgiving
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Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires.  This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 09, 2021
RHOBH: Peep Show
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RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box.   Oooh ooh ooh - this ep is available on Crappens on Demand. Be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53454885 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 08, 2021
RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain
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***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy, but a fight breaks out when Ramona gets sick of talking about race. Who will be burned at the stake? This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 08, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees
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Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the horizon when the engaged couple looks like they're about to call their wedding off. So much drama. Don't they realize this is a mmmmegayacht? Like, it's a MMMEGAYACHT. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 06, 2021
FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement
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We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing was beautiful, emotional, and heartbreaking. Plus, Anisha's grandpa loves Wendy's. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 05, 2021
Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef?
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Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard Blais annoy us? And will there be mole? All these pressing questions are answered in our recap! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 02, 2021
RHOBH: Violate Femmes
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed? Join us for this urgent recap. Hopefully this storyline won't keep you up at night for hours the way it did for us. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 01, 2021
RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train
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The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) wants to be educated. Are we really surprised? Also, we finally meet Bershan! This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53141893 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 30, 2021
Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn
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Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to whip together a chefless meal? And will we get to hear from Norma? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 29, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize
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Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 29, 2021
Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word
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Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump off a roof? And how bout that Q4? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 28, 2021
Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad
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Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam up? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 25, 2021
RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 24, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking like the good guy in this situation. This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool
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On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 2021
Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly)
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This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relationship. Also, Reza still hasn't met BABY SHAAAAAMS! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 22, 2021
FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi!
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This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 21, 2021
RHOBH: Connecting the Dots
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It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal. Then we move onto the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the women play dumb about the Erika news. It's a polka dot explosion of content!   Also, be sure to watch the recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52611095 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 17, 2021
RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote
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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading Sonja to rant about Ramona's performative allyship. Also, we discuss the latest casting updates coming from The Real Housewives of Orange County. Sign up for Crappens on Demand to watch this episode (including glimpses of Ben's childhood bedroom):  https://www.patreon.com/posts/52585238 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 16, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 16, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings
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This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 15, 2021
Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off
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Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 14, 2021
RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make herself the victim of last year's gang up by comparing Denise to a rapist Harry once knew. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 10, 2021
RHONY: Voter Frights
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 09, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine
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This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention... Just the usual messiness on the high seas! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 09, 2021
Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts)
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This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 08, 2021
TopChef: The Soy Is Mine
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On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 07, 2021
FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in)
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You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's pretty tame by Bravo standards. Love this show and so glad it's back!! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 04, 2021
RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her neuroses. Plus, Kathy Hilton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Why did Bravo keep her from us all these years? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 03, 2021
RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude
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This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 02, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind
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Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 01, 2021
Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat about his new book The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives.  Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 31, 2021
RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre
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Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 28, 2021
RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 27, 2021
RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn
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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How does it go? Well, there's curry. Be sure to check out this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51735492 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 26, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry
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This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortage. Sort of. Not really. A little bit? But it's fine. But not. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 25, 2021
#1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs
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We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it feels like that's how long we've been doing this. And we still love it! Thanks to everyone who has supported the show — whether it was from episode one or starting today. We love you as much as Mike loves telling lies! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 24, 2021
Top Chef: Dread Table Talk
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It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by providing a chef's table experience. One team sets a high watermark for future seasons. The other... well... Come listen to our super-sized recap! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 24, 2021
RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe
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On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 2021
RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to start! Come join us! Also, don't just listen to the recap, watch it too with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51461598/ Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 2021
RHONY: All's Well That Ends Wells Fargo
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After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another classic Sonja Morgan drunken meltdown. This was the messy disaster we've been waiting for.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51459797 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 2021
Bonus: Our Morbid (Podcast) Fascination With Kim Richards
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Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two and are so psyched to have them on. Subscribe to them wherever you listen and follow them on Twitter and Insta at @alainatothemax @ashkell83  This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Storm on the High STDs
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After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them, though. They're totes Tatas for Trump. Oh, yeah. And JL has a sore peen. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Life Hack
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Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why is Reza dressed like a ten year old girl in tap class? This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 17, 2021
RHONJ: The Little Merman
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New Jersey's season finale and Joe Gorga beats his merchest about not being a merchauvinist. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 2021
RHOD: Burden of Goof
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Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 2021
RHONY: Burning in Help
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so if you want to start with RHONY, skip to about the 28 minute mark! Ramona creates a Burning Man party for Leah and the girls in Southampton and Sonja does enough reiki to think is the one who left her husband. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?
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It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has it all! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 11, 2021
RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt
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We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 10, 2021
SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall
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The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 07, 2021
RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel
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The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our virtual show, but first we start by talking about The Big Shot with Bethenny. Plus, we announce the results of our Most Underrated RHONY cast member countdown. After the show, we hold a 45 minute Q&A. In order to see that, be sure to grab a ticket for the live show replay, which will be available until 5/13/21 here: https://onlocationlive.com/watchwhatcrappens Here are some helpful timestamps: The Big Shot: 04:24 Top 10 underrated RHONY Players: 22:23 RHONY recap: 32:55 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 07, 2021
RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away
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This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 06, 2021
RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back
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On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived foe, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance.   Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 05, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 04, 2021
Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl
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Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get greenlit? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 03, 2021
Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity
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Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she can possibly get. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is our Below Deck Sailing recap. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 2021
RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 2021
RHOD: Vandal in the Wind
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 28, 2021
RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew
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On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 27, 2021
Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom
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This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 26, 2021
SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony
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We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos. But here's one thing we'll never say goodbye to: Kyle and Amanda's wedding, a storyline which, after three seasons, apparently will never leave us. See you next Summer! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 2021
RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 2021
RHOD: Southfork in the Road
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On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic Mama Dee monologue. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 2021
1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake
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  Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 20, 2021
Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle
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Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd?  Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 19, 2021
Derbies and Des-tiny
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It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 2021
RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 2021
RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far
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The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger
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The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 13, 2021
Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!
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We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone! Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 13, 2021
TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right
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This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 12, 2021
Summer House: Des-ecrated
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At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 09, 2021
RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga
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This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 08, 2021
RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 07, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children
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Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 06, 2021
RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia
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Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 05, 2021
Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers
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Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 02, 2021
Summer House: Taco Tearsday
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Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 02, 2021
RHONJ: The Trepology
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 01, 2021
RHOD: Tattle Snake
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!
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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 30, 2021
RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball
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This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts. Married to Medicine begins at 43:54 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 29, 2021
SummerHouse: Pub Brawl
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There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement uttered on reality TV: "I don't like you!" It's a doozy of an episode. Come listen! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 26, 2021
RHONJ: Vibrator de Force
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A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns out. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 2021
RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is also a Crappens on Demand video. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 2021
RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show
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Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 22, 2021
Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around
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Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 19, 2021
RHONJ: Feed the (Face) Plants
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey takes us to a pool party at Tre's where Joe squirms out of paying a debt and Jennifer drinks herself into a face plant. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 18, 2021
RHOD: In The Name of the Father
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This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent. This episode is available with Crappens on Demand. Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48856436 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 17, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht
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So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank goodness we have Captain Glenn around to give us suggestive hand gestures. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 16, 2021
RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill
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On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys!   Married To Medicine starts at 00:52:19 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 15, 2021
SummerHouse: Turn Down for What?
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The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 2021
RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems
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Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow the cheating rumor? This episode is Crappens on Demand! Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48640024 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 11, 2021
RHOD: Shame and Shamans
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread
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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 09, 2021
RHOA: Turning the Page (Six)
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Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 09, 2021
Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips
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Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 05, 2021
RHONJ: But Did He Poker?
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 04, 2021
RHOD: Austin Translation
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Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 03, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're in!This is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48254563 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 02, 2021
RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney
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Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 01, 2021
Summer House: Trash TV
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Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness and Hannah's chronic laziness. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 26, 2021
RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner
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In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips.  What could go wrong? Watch this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1434-48019649 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 26, 2021
RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed
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Feb 26, 2021
Below Deck Reunion: Skating By
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The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 23, 2021
RHOA: What Lies Bolo
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Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 22, 2021
Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and Luke are still yelling about what a couple of blowjobs mean and Lindsay is screeching about a sandwich order. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 19, 2021
RHOSLC: Living On a Prayer (?)
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Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't figure out who Heather is, Mary cries over her romance with bags, and Lisa loses her damn mind. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 18, 2021
RHONJ: Gym Rat
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Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quickly flipped, though, and a symphony of hurled c words crescendos into a beautiful season. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 18, 2021
RHOD: South By SouthFester
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The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra and Kary are at each other's necks about bullying. In other words, it's great! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 17, 2021
Below Deck: Unchartered Territory
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The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 16, 2021
RHOA: Not Without My Daughter w/Rae Sanni
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Special guest Rae Sanni fills in for Ronnie to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, and we spend nearly two hours breaking down the latest episode. We're talking childcare, gay fantasies, and leftover pork. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 16, 2021
SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover
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This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick of making sandwiches, Carl's mom gets married, and the oven continues to seppuku itself in the face of this cast. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47464998 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 12, 2021
RHOSLC: Roll Footage
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Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has many choice (and elegant) words to say to Jen Shah. It feels like we've barely scratched the surface with these ladies, and we can't wait for more.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47430623 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 11, 2021
#1422 RHOD: Crossing the Cricket Line
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The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 10, 2021
Below Deck: Ketchup Me if You Can
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Below Deck gets rid of a stew and the Queen's children annoy the hell out of us. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 09, 2021
Summer House: Welcome to Alco-traz!
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Summer House returns with all of the housemates stuck in quarantine together. They've only got each other and about seventy trillion cans of Loverboy. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 07, 2021
Southern Charm: Cutlered to the Core
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**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Southern Charm ends its reunion with yelling, slut shaming, and controversy over a pretty big home run. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 05, 2021
RHOSLC: Beauty Jab
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**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's season finale time for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The ladies all take turns telling off Jen, Heather opens Beauty Lab, and Meredith wears a screen door on her face. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 04, 2021
RHOD: Panties in a Bunch
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This week on Real Housewives of Dallas, the day trip to Grapevine, TX, results in more fighting, more drunkenness, and more Kary being awful. In other words, it was hilarious! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 03, 2021
Below Deck: The Secret of Mahi Success
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This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over their shared personal losses. But don't worry: there's plenty of lighter stuff on board too — a colossal mahi mahi mixup, a sad birthday cake for Elizabeth, and two drunk boys who have us very nervous. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 02, 2021
RHOSLC & RHOA: Bad Delivery
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On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confront Jen Shah at a kooky hypnotist's house. Then on RHOA, Kenya brazenly orders crab cakes for herself while the rest of the cast starves in South Carolina. RHOA recap begins at 01:12:48 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 02, 2021
Southern Charm: Spare the A-rod and Spoil the Manchild
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The Southern Charm reunion comes in hot, and we're here to recap it. First there are allegations of Madison sleeping with an ex-MLBer (internet rumors say it's A-Rod, but Ben is holding out for Darryl Strawberry). Then there's talk of Cameran, Shep's apology tour, and Craig's pillows. It all climaxes around with Kathryn bouncing in her chair like a rag doll. It's infuriating and hilarious - just what we expect from Bravo. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 29, 2021
RHOC: 23andMean
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Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its 15th season with a reliably cringey, problematic, and dumbfounding reunion episode. Did we really expect anything less? Memo to self: do not turn to Bravo for delicate discussions of race and sexuality. Oh oh oh - this is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can see our faces as we recap this trainwreck. Isn't that fun???? Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46784217 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 28, 2021
RHOD: Head on a Stick
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**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, but the real torment comes when Cary doesn't have chilled tequila. It's a situation. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 27, 2021
Below Deck: Trash Day
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Izz gets a promotion on this week's Below Deck, and the boys aren't having it. Time to take out some trash. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 26, 2021
RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy
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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go to Vegas to fight and The Real Housewives of Atlanta are miffed that Kenya took a private plane for their vacation to Charleston. Atlanta starts at the 58 minute mark!  This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 25, 2021
2021 Golden Crappies Part Two
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It's time for part two of the Golden Crappies! This half features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Hannah Berner (Summer House), Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami), Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls, Jackie Schimmel (Bitch Bible), Margaret Josephs (Real Housewives of New Jersey), Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff (The Crappers), Matt Marr and Jake Anthony (Reality Gays), Patricia Altschul (Southern Charm), Danny Pellegrino (Everything's Iconic), Captain Lee (Below Deck), Rae Sanni (Black Lady Sketch Show), Stephanie Hollman (Real Housewives of Dallas), and Andy Cohen (Watch What Happens Live). Enjoy!  Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 25, 2021
2021 Golden Crappies Part One
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It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts!  Part one features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Ira Madison III (Keep It), Lisa Barlow (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Amy Phillips (Reality Checked) and Hannah Ferrier (Below Deck Med), Ryan Bailey (So Bad It's Good), Nadine Rajabi (Below Deck Med), Lara Schoenhals (SUP Podcast), Kate Chastain (Bravo Chatroom, Galley Talk), Sasha Morfaw (The Bravo Breakdown), Kate Casey (Reality Life), Michelle Collins (Midnight Snack) Enjoy!  Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 25, 2021
Southern Charm: Ermcountability
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**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Southern Charm cast ends its season by attempting to hold Kathryn accountable for her online emoji scandal. Will they pin her down or do we have a runner? This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 22, 2021
RHOC: Let's Make a Dealer
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**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of Orange County hits us with its first reunion and it's a doozy. Braunwynn is accused of trying to hook up Shannon's kid with drugs, Kelly is called out for her social media stuff, and Emily still has a new hip. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 21, 2021
RHOD: Open Mouth, Insert Chicken Foot
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On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a classic Westcott argument that will have you banging your head against a wall but also cracking up. We break it all down on today's episode! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 20, 2021
BelowDeck: UTI Aye Captain!
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We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romance of 2021 may be in trouble. Turns out the real longevity belongs to Rachel's farts, which fill the galley thanks to a stomach ailment that takes her and Ashling down. It's an icky episode with a smattering of UTIs, and we're here to recap it all! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 19, 2021
RHOSLC & RHOA: Going Ham
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It's another double header for us. First up on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen loses her temper in a spa tub after her husband ices her out. Then on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha reveals that she hates when people steal her ham. Plus, Kandi gives away groceries, and Cynthia faces wedding guest list dilemmas. RHOA begins at 01:04:18 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 18, 2021
SouthernCharm: On Again, Awful Again
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Southern Charm winds down its season with a two-part finale, and we're here to break down all the usually toxic drama between Madison and Austen, not to mention the latest issues with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Plus, for added flair, Ben rants about Justin Bieber. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 15, 2021
RHOC: Beach Blanket Sting-0
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Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season with the girls coming for Baunwynn at the beach. Kelly shrieks, Shannon makes ooo faces, and Elizabeth chortles. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 14, 2021
RHOD: Dim Sum Kind of Wonderful
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It's our 1400th episode, and we're celebrating by recapping The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week, the ladies head to dim sum where they face their biggest foe yet: chicken feet! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 13, 2021
Below Deck: Jumpin' Wack Trash
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Below Deck hits its stride as Deloris freaks out and jumps overboard. Also, Elizabeth whines, Rachel gets wasted, and a band at a resort gets assaulted. This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 12, 2021
RHOSLC & RHOA: Hip-Hop, Top Golf and #Chill
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We start with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where Jen has a tantrum at her husband's hip hop and golf party before we head to Real Housewives of Atlanta for #Chill's engagement party. Atlanta starts at 1:03:45. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 11, 2021
Southern Charm: Drop Hop
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Madison uninvites Austen to his own birthday party on this week's Southern Charm, but he shows up anyway and gets super Austen-y about it all. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 08, 2021
RHOC: Shari-ng is Caring!
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On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn continues to drift from Sean and his phone while Elizabeth opens up more about her childhood. Oh, and did you hear that Shannon's boyfriend has a drinking problem now??? NEW HIP! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 07, 2021
RHOD: A New Moon
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The Real Housewives of Dallas returns with a new lady and a lot of Brandi tears. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 06, 2021
BelowDeck: Going Overboard
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This week's Below Deck goes into unchartered territory. Or maybe the right term is de-chartered? Hard to say. All we know is that Elizabeth still can't figure out how to iron Captain Lee's pants, and the cliffhanger is quite the doozy... Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 05, 2021
RHOA: There’s a Party. Kenya Come?
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This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ralph and Drew have couples therapy, and it seems to be promising (although we know it'll fail). Meanwhile, Porsha's sister decides to throw a party, but guess who's not invited? One hint: her name rhymes with Kenya. Oops, spoiled it. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 05, 2021
RHOP: The Last Dance
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It's the final installment of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, and it's about as epic as we could imagine. We break down all 90 minutes of it in today's supersized podcast ep. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 05, 2021
Reality Life With Kate Casey Crossover
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We're ending the year catching up with one of our fave pod friends, Kate Casey of Reality Life With Kate Casey. We go over our end of the year faves and giggle a lot. You can find Kate's show anywhere you listen to podcasts, and follow her on Instagram @KateCaseyCA. Enjoy the show, and we'll talk to you again in 2021!  *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 30, 2020
Netflix's Holidate Part Three With 90 Day Gays
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast are back for part three of our crossover Holidate three part recap. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. You can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 30, 2020
Netflix's Holidate Part Two With 90 Day Gays
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  We're back with Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast for part two of our Holidate recap. The final part will release tomorrow, and you can catch the video versions over at Crappens on Demand on Patreon. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 29, 2020
Netflix's Holidate Part One With 90 Day Gays
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's a Holiday miracle! Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast joined Ben and Ronnie for a three hour recap of Netflix' Holidate starring Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, Kristin Chenoweth and Frances Fisher. A new part will release over the next three days, and you can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 28, 2020
RHOC: Oh My Heaven's Gate!
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The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County make the most of their sad girl's trip to Lake Arrowhead where Elizabeth opens up about her insane upbringing, and Shannon deals with coming down with Covid. This week's bonus is a dive into Erika Jayne's downfall. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 24, 2020
BelowDeck: The Kiddo Stays in the Picture
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It's another hour of chaos on Below Deck as the crew tries to figure out what the heck they're going to do without a chef for their next charter. Add a gaggle of gays and a glorified treasure hunter to the mix, and we have another fun episode — this time with 100% less mustard gas! Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45315151 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 22, 2020
RHOA: Bridechilla
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Porsha fights a broken system in this week's Real Housewife of Atlanta while Mike and Cynthia fight over their wedding date and Drew and Ralph fight over everything else. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 22, 2020
RHOP: Wine O' Clocked
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's part two of The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Candiace cries, Monique denies, and Andy takes sides. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 22, 2020
Southern Charm: Low Country Crabs
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Austen tries to stand up for himself against Miss Patricia in this week's Southern Charm, but he's too low country to get far. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 19, 2020
RHOSLC: Sundancing Queens
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 19, 2020
RHOC: Political Drunkies
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With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacation episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The point is that the ladies wind up talking politics and racial things, and it's a disaster. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 17, 2020
Below Deck: Rachel Getting Harried
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Below Deck goes nuts this week when Chef Rachel loses her mind and Sunshine is sent packing. We don't know much, but we do know that you can eat our cooters. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 15, 2020
RHOA: Drew-d Awakening
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This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we meet our new housewife, Drew Sidora, and a new friend-of, LaToya. It's only their first episode, but we're already excited for big things... Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 15, 2020
RHOP: Not For Lazy Binders
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Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is just as good as we could have expected it, but no one was prepared for the receipts that Monique brought in her binder. In the end, she read Gizelle down, and it was legendary. Plus, Karen introduces us to Endi, and Candiace finally has a fan. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 15, 2020
SouthernCharm: Accentuate the Positive
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Half the cast of Southern Charm comes down with coronavirus this week, but that doesn't stop life in Charleston from rolling right along. Madison fights with Austen, Dani confronts Kathryn, and Craig goes on HSN! As Pringle's sons would say: typical! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 12, 2020
RHOSLC: That’s A Convenient Store Narrative
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This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating. Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44938807 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 11, 2020
RHOC: Lockdown Be A Lady Tonight
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With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44895443/ Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 10, 2020
BelowDeck: Chugging Along
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It looks like Sunshine is running out of daylight on Below Deck as he oversleeps and continues to annoy the heck out of his crewmates. And in the interior, a tin of caviar threatens to undermine the entire operation. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 09, 2020
RHOA: Atlanta Returns!
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta returns and in the height of 2020's turmoil. Porsha is a hero, Marlo is aiming thermometers at everyone, and Cynthia's boob is out. A lot. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 08, 2020
RHOP: A Touching Engagement
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Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 07, 2020
Southern Charm: Statues and Limitations
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Calhoun family statue is torn down on this week's Southern Charm and Kathryn's not faring much better after her racist emoji instagram fight. This week's bonus is a catch up on Thanksgiving antics and Bravo goss. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 05, 2020
RHOSLC: The Fret Gala
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Mary has a Met Gala luncheon that's nothing like the Met Gala to give the ladies Louis Vuitton ear buds and fight with Jen about calling her a grandfather f**ker. Put on your finest threads! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 04, 2020
RHOC: Going Viral!
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We're officially in December, and this year, Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town. COVID-19 has hopped on its evil little sleigh and reached The Real Housewives of Orange County. After weeks of teasing its approach, we have now reached Full Toilet Paper Panic in Newport where Shanon Beador faces her greatest nightmare: no access to her daily meat! For something so serious, it sure is funny watching these ladies brace for our new reality. And I say this as someone who was a pure lunatic in March 2020. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 03, 2020
GBBS: This One Takes The Cake
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We're down to the final three bakers on The Great British Baking Show, and one thing is very clear from the outset: Laura will be sticking her head in a freezer. Come join us as we recap a very merry showdown. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 01, 2020
RHOP: Buy, Wig
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Karen holds a wig shift party on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and there's nearly a meeting of warring parties. If the stress of this all gives you indigestion, don't worry: Ashley has some antacid for you. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 01, 2020
RHOC: Tequila Shots with Lyin’ Chasers
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Shanon gets wasted at a celebration for a recovering alcoholic, and Elizabeth turns out to be a lying conspiracy theorist.  Say what you will about Real Housewives of Orange County, but this show proves that Bravo is just gonna Bravo.Happy Thanksgiving!! Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44351759 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 27, 2020
RHOSLC: You Flocked With the Wrong Girl
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Jen has a fit when Meredith goes to Mary's church on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Meredith's son's ruffles are feathered when he claims to have been exposed to a vagina. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 26, 2020
GBBS: Do I Make You Horny?
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We're near the end of The Great British Baking Show, and before any can advance to the finals, our bakers must clear the hurdle that is patisserie. It's no easy feat, especially for Laura who manages to spill chocolate on just about every surface on the tent. But at least she didn't turn her horn into a sugary phallus.If you want to see us record this episode, check out our Crappens on Demand video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44304313 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 25, 2020
BelowDeck: Try a Little Tender Mess
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Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 25, 2020
RHOP: Face the Domination
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The Real Housewives of Potomac wrap up their trip to Portugal with a S & M party, where Candiace dresses real tough then cries a lot. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 23, 2020
#1361 Southern Charm: Pandumbic and Pandumberer
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Covid finally hits Charleston, which means the guys have to start doing nothing but drinking and sleeping. Oh wait... This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 21, 2020
RHOSLC: Swing and a Missus
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fight on a slope about swinging and wear lots of feathers. Lots and lots of feathers. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 21, 2020
RHOC: Shots Over the Vow
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There's another vow renewal on Real Housewives of Orange County, but can the ladies stop themselves from taking cheap shots? This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 19, 2020
GBBS: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly
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The bonkers quarterfinals of The Great British Baking Show saw the contestants flail hopelessly with the technical, struggle through a mini cheesecakes, and then triumph in a wobbly, beautiful gelatin climax. It was pretty intense. Also, Peter loves Christmas. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 18, 2020
Below Deck: Max Dax Beyond Dunderdome
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Below Deck rids itself of Charlie and brings on a pack of millennials to show the geezers how to party. There's also a new stew and another sobbing scene. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 17, 2020
RHOP: Making a Statement; Plus, Southern Charm Update
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The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap it all, and afterwards, we chat about our favorite moments from last week's Southern Charm episode. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 16, 2020
RHOSLC: General Hospital Smell w/ Margaret Josephs - Live from Quarantine!
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To celebrate the arrival of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we put on a virtual show, and guess who showed up? The Marge! Come hear Margaret Josephs' Crappens debut followed by our thorough recap of RHOSLC. We omitted the Q&A that followed the recap from this recording, but if you'd like to see it, the recording will be available the rest of the weekend. Catch it at https://onlocationlive.com/category/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 13, 2020
RHOC: Mothers, Children, and Tiny Cars
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This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 12, 2020
Great British Baking Show: Melt With You
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It's 80's week on Netflix' Great British Baking Show and there are lots of ice cream cake disasters to deal with on the hottest day of the year. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 11, 2020
BelowDeck: Eggs-hausted
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The first charter on Below Deck continues to be a source of constant frustration, thanks mostly to a bevy of picky eaters and obnoxious behavior. It doesn't help that they're one deckhand down and stuck with a stew who moves slower than a sloth. So much is happening, and we've barely even started the season.Don't just listen to the recap, watch it too. Check out today's episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43762598 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 10, 2020
RHOP: The Portu-gall!
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The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 09, 2020
#1351 Southern Charm: Wicked Brews
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Southern Charm takes us to the Food and Wine Festival where Shep gets told off by Madison and Pringle charms the ladies by doing absolutely nothing. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 06, 2020
RHOC: Lemonade Stand Off
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The war at Shannon's Lemonade Housewarming rages on. Braunwyn cries, Shannon denies, and a glass flies. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium using discount code CRAPPENS. **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 05, 2020
GBBS: Matcha Made In Heaven
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This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must try their hand at Japanese pastries. The result: some VERY rude matcha haterade, a jiggly sponge, and the wee debut of Dizzy the Shuttlecock. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIZZY HAPPEN, PETER. Hey guys, did you know that Paul went to Japan once? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 04, 2020
BelowDeck: Putting the Rib in Caribbean
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Captain Lee is back for another episode of Below Deck, and it's already a doozy. Rib drama, family tragedies, and bossy guests are just some of the many treats in store for us in the first hour. We discuss it all — plus, an important conversation about tugboats. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 03, 2020
RHOP: Four Degrees of Separation
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This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 02, 2020
SouthernCharm: Shep Shifter
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Southern Charm is back with a slew of casting changes and one or two unpleasant surprises. Between the asbestos explosions and T-Rav cameos, there's a lot that's hazardous to our health here. But as always, we're happy to make fun of this mess.Don't just listen, watch us. Check out our video recap of the episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43343193 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 30, 2020
RHOC: Cold Reception at the Housewarming
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Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43291411 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 29, 2020
GBBS: Uncage My Tart
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Great British Baking Show brings us baking week and cages some tarts before crumbling one of our favorites. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 28, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Drugs and Sandy
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Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 27, 2020
RHOP: Voted Out
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Wendy has an empowerment event, Monique has a live podcast, and Candiace has lots of nerve on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 26, 2020
Dream Home Makeover
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Since we're obsessed with home renovation and design shows, we thought we'd take a gander at Netflix's new fresh-from-Pinterest show, Dream Home Makeover. Can Shea and Syd McGee transform a perfectly lovely living room into a perfectly lovelier living room? We'll find out! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 23, 2020
RHOC: The Cat in the Spat
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  There's a cat party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Gina is mad about getting poor shamed. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 22, 2020
GBBS: White Chocolate Fragility
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This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must tackle chocolate, starting with a delicacy so technically refined that only the most elite pastry chefs can successfully attempt them: brownies. The less said about this signature bake, the better. Then it's on to chocolate babka and finally, a white chocolate celebration cake challenge that threatens to melt into a puddle under the harsh British sun. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 21, 2020
Below Deck Med: The Great Barrier Reefer
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Part one of the Below Deck Med Reunion finds Kiko apologizing for nachos and Hanna getting caught with her hand in the reefer jar. This week's bonus is a shopping trip on Amazon Prime Day. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 20, 2020
RHOP: Sip and See You In Court
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This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 19, 2020
Dwell Hello 01 - High Flying in Wichita
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Welcome to Dwell Hello — a twelve week limited series on Stitcher Premium! This week we're recapping Season 151, Episode 28:  "High Flying in Wichita," which follows two circus enthusiasts as they move to Kansas.  On their wishlist:  Berber carpet, breakfast in the tub, Berber carpet, nearby burritos, Berber carpet, matching air vents, and BERBER CARPET!!! This is truly one of the most special episodes of all time. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 19, 2020
Talking RHONJ with Kim D
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New Jersey's fashion icon Kim D joins us to answer all our burning questions about RHONJ, Teresa, Melissa, Kim G, Danielle Staub, Posche Fashion show, and pretty much anything else that crosses our mind. Check it out! Don't just listen to the interview, watch it!  We recorded this over zoom; so come watch our threeway call with Kim D by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42807919/ Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 16, 2020
RHOC: Back At Square Uno
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The Real Housewives of Orange County is back, and for the first time since the Bush era, there's no sign of Vicki or Tamra. Weird. What we do have are a bunch of bunk beds, new boyfriends, and a new cast member who lives up to all our drama club dreams. So far so good? We're still nervous about this season is going to play out... Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 15, 2020
Great British Baking Show: Gaygel Pride
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The Great British Baking Show tackles Bread Week, and no one has heard of a gay flag before. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Med: Gone With the Wind Scale
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Rob threatens to cancel his trip to Bali on the season finale of Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy makes some hug certificates on Photoshop. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 13, 2020
RHOP: Surrey Seems to Be the Hardest Word
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Karen goes home to Surrey on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac to be in the Homecoming Parade, and Monique gets a solid talking to by her pastor. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 12, 2020
Netflix' Emily in Paris
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** An American social media girl who's never tasted a chocolate croissant before goes to Paris in Darren Star's new show, and we're here to be embarrassed for her. And ourselves. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 09, 2020
HBO Max' Class Action Park
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week we take on HBO Max' documentary about a crazy waterpark in Jersey and try to spot a Giudice in the bunch. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 08, 2020
GBBO: Snap Judgments
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It's biscuits week on The Great British Bake Off, and our plucky group of bakers must concoct Florentines, macaroons, and some manner of biscuit-based table setting. It's not as much of a disaster as week 1, but there are still some major misses (and major successes too!) Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 07, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Cold Brü
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With the Below Deck Mediterranean season drawing to a close, Jessica and Rob's romance reaches new lows of annoyingness. Will they go to Bali together? Will he endeavor to do a sea crossing instead? And does anyone care? Well, we can definitely answer that last question. Come listen! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 06, 2020
RHOP: Rashomon-ique
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In the wake of last week's shocking fight on Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique sits with the women and explains her side of the altercation. Simultaneously, Candiace gives her take to Dr. Ken. And then of course, Robyn, Gizelle, and the rest of the ladies have their perceptions. Who's right, and where is the truth? That's for us to decide. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 06, 2020
RHONY: Eggs-it Stage Left
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Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink) Don't just listen: watch this video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42302454 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 02, 2020
GreatBritishBakingShow: Bake Cake or Bust
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You can't have your cake and eat it too.  But you can knock it over.  For the first time ever we're tackling The Great British Baking Show (aka the Great British Bake Off aka GBBO on the other side of the pond), and we're kicking off "Collection 8" on Netflix today with Cake Week!  The contestants must make Battenbergs, miniature upside-down pineapple cakes, and finally, sponges wrapped in fondant and shaped to be celebrities.  It's a disaster.  But a thoroughly polite one. Don't just listen to us, watch us too! Check out the video recap of this episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42246863 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 01, 2020
Selling Sunset: Swan Song Wrongs
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Davina makes a total ass out of herself at Christine's Black Swan wedding on the season finale of Selling Sunset and Chrishelle cries some more. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 29, 2020
Below Deck Med: No Ifs, Ands or Frozen Halibuts
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Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 29, 2020
RHOP: Barn to Be Wild
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The big fight of the season goes down on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and Gizelle's dad takes a stand. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 28, 2020
RHONY Reunion: Roll the Final Clip
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York ends its reunion month, and we're all left wondering who's gonna roll the CLIIIIIIP! This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 25, 2020
Netflix' My Octopus Teacher
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Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 24, 2020
SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues
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This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 23, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Provision Quest
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Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 22, 2020
RHOP: Barnstorming
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Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the fight we've been preparing for all season, and now it's finally here! Sort of? We'll have to wait for next week for all the juicy details.Team Monique or Team Candiace? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 21, 2020
RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America
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Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together.  Watch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41761816Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 18, 2020
RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building
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Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message printouts and Kyle Richards, who implored everyone to be OPEN and HONEST ad nauseam. What did you think about the season? Whose team were you on? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 17, 2020
Selling Sunset: Hartleyless
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Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 16, 2020
Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm
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Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 15, 2020
RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities
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Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 14, 2020
RHONY: The Masked Singer
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 11, 2020
RHOBH: I Don't Know Her
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 10, 2020
SellingSunset: Wedge Issue
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Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 09, 2020
BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza
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It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter without any potatoes in the bin! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 08, 2020
RHOP: Caught Blue Handed
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It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 07, 2020
RHONY: Turban Legend
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Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York  in a blaze of saliva.  Is this the way she really wanted to end things?  I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week!  Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 04, 2020
RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light
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It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 03, 2020
Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything!
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It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 02, 2020
Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha
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Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 01, 2020
RHOP: Birds of Slay
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The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 31, 2020
RHONY: Mob Wives
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 28, 2020
RHOBH: Out Me Without Me
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 27, 2020
SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows
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On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number One Guy In This Group. Will Davina be able to find a buyer for Adnan's evil lair? Or will she crash and burn like so many vehicles trying to make a left on Coldwater Canyon out of the property's driveway? Plus, Romain eats cheese.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 26, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs
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We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to learn the hard way.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 25, 2020
RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag
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Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 24, 2020
RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again
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The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show? If you want to watch us as we record the episode, check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40712311   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 21, 2020
RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh
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What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards? Don't forget you can watch us record this episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40668562   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 20, 2020
Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends
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The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 19, 2020
Below Deck Med: Honay Byes
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It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 18, 2020
RHOP: Sip n' Flee
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Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 17, 2020
Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'
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We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 17, 2020
RHONY: Sex and the Cenote
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 14, 2020
RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 13, 2020
SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later
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Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 12, 2020
BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom
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As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have a lot to say about this one...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 11, 2020
RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday
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This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 10, 2020
RHONY: No More Dromedary
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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun! Be sure to watch our recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40215302   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 07, 2020
RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome
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The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40164809   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 06, 2020
Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried
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90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 04, 2020
RHOP: Venom and Diamonds
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The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 03, 2020
RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 31, 2020
RHOBH: To Rome With Shove
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 30, 2020
SellingSunset: Just Mary'd
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Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina —  and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and conveniently didn't invite half the office. Maya was really upset guyzz. We're breaking down the whole season finale here. Come join!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 29, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man
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Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 28, 2020
Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever
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The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 27, 2020
RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!
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Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest girlfriends. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't just listen to this recap though: watch it too! Check out the full episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39684221   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 25, 2020
RHOBH: Bi Furious
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It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no one is more shocked that KYLE RICHARDS. Come join us as we break down this disaster. Don't just listen to the recap, watch us too. Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39633980   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 23, 2020
Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz
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The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 22, 2020
Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme
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Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 21, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion
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The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 20, 2020
RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 17, 2020
RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 16, 2020
SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!
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On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza is around to save the day. But does she? Also, Mary looks at dresses, and Davina JUST WANTS A DEAL, PEOPLE.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 15, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot
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Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 14, 2020
Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
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Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 13, 2020
#1266 RHONY: Show Stopper
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The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in the Gay Monologue Hall of Fame.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 10, 2020
RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show
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After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39143454   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 09, 2020
Selling Sunset: Soldier Down
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Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 08, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day
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The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 07, 2020
RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 06, 2020
Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 01, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy
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With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 30, 2020
Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find
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This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 30, 2020
TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma
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We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu). This episode is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1258-38615552   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 25, 2020
SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding
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On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 24, 2020
Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System
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Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 2020
Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers
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Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 2020
Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On
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Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 22, 2020
Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention
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*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon*  Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 18, 2020
PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 17, 2020
Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil
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On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 16, 2020
BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job
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So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 16, 2020
TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You
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We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals??   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 15, 2020
RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
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We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot. We're sad to see Tins go. What about you?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 12, 2020
Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock
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*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 11, 2020
VPR: Dewitched
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Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing.  Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero.  Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, amiright?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 10, 2020
Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!
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Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 09, 2020
Top Chef: Trifling Truffles
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Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 08, 2020
RHONY: Tea and Ravioli
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 05, 2020
RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag
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This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 04, 2020
PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 03, 2020
BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes
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Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season premiere?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 02, 2020
TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings
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So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 01, 2020
RHONY: Sister Retract
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The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too. Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37675018   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 29, 2020
RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen
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The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37633255   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 28, 2020
RHOA: Dissenter Square
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Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 27, 2020
Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island
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It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy!  For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 26, 2020
Top Chef: Olympic Squeams
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Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 25, 2020
RHONY: Cold War
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 2020
RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers
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It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living.  For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 2020
PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 2020
RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!
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Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 2020
TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp
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This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 2020
RHONY: Children of the Scorn
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The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1228-37159381   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 15, 2020
RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!
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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 14, 2020
PumpRules: Pool Intentions
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After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 2020
RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 2020
Top Chef: War and Peace Out
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Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 11, 2020
RHONY: Bully Laughs
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 09, 2020
Summer House: The Final Fireball
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*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 08, 2020
RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 07, 2020
PumpRules: Save the Fails
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Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 06, 2020
Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe
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On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 05, 2020
TopChef: Pitch Sesh
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It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week's sure-to-be disastrous Restaurant Wars. Can't wait!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 04, 2020
SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn
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