Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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 Apr 29, 2021

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 Nov 3, 2020

samaaaantha
 Feb 3, 2020
best podcast of all time. way better than freakonomics

Tammy
 Sep 27, 2019
Love this podcast! The guys are hilarious, the live shows are awesome too!!

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A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.

Episode Date
RHUGT: The Roaring Fifties
00:58:22

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Dorinda throws a Prohibition party on the fourth episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She makes Tamra cry, then she makes herself cry, then she makes Jill cry. Brown liquor for everyone! This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jul 05, 2022
#1795: Lasagna Confessions
01:20:44

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 04, 2022
Southern Charm: Settling and Meddling
01:19:22

Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jul 01, 2022
RHOBH: Hewe I Aaaaam!
01:21:32

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 30, 2022
Below Deck Med Trailer Breakdown!
00:51:35

The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season!

Watch the trailer along with us using Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68418243

Jun 29, 2022
#1791 RHUGT: Take a Jill Pill
01:20:48

On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.

Jun 28, 2022
RHOA: Can't Be Worked Out
00:53:09

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).

Jun 27, 2022
RHUGT: Mind Your Manors
01:15:27

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier.

This is Crappens on Demand! Watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68223835

Jun 25, 2022
Southern Charm: Eighth Time's The Charm
01:29:34

Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!

Jun 24, 2022
RHODubai: Caroline, or Change
00:51:43

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.

Jun 24, 2022
RHOBH: Pretty Little Messy
01:17:10

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about her. On this week's premium bonus episode, we talk about the Below Deck Sailing season finale and Father's Day. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jun 23, 2022
RHOA: Curried Favor
01:15:46

Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 20, 2022
RHODubai: Belly Snub
00:56:27

The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 17, 2022
RHOBH: Crystal Crew Persuasion
01:35:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jun 16, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: 'Til Dietary Restrictions Do You Part
01:07:18

There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.

Jun 14, 2022
BelowDeckDownUnder: Asea Asea Asea, Oi Oi Oi!
00:53:11

By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.

Jun 13, 2022
RHOA: Cooking Up Drama
01:13:22

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.

Jun 13, 2022
RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat
01:04:17

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa.

Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67603714

Jun 10, 2022
RHOBH: Welcome to Jurassic Dark
01:13:51

The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois <3

This is a Crappens on Demand episode.  Check it out here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/67575641

Jun 09, 2022
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over
01:05:03

The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Jun 07, 2022
RHOA: Bad Vibes
00:47:48

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 07, 2022
Top Chef: Trash Miso and Flo Pie
01:30:48

Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 06, 2022
RHODubai: Desert Flower Power
01:09:29

There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 03, 2022
RHOBH: Back to the Couture
01:31:29

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Jun 02, 2022
BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom
00:54:22

The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.

Jun 01, 2022
Top Chef: It Takes Tucson To Make a Thing Go Right
01:20:27

The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.

May 31, 2022
RHONJ: Throwing Shade, Cake - Live from Pittsburgh
01:51:20

We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us!

For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's season 8, episode 1 — aka Marge's debut / the one where they throw the cake in Boca.

May 30, 2022
Chatting with the LadyGang!
00:41:50

It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!

May 27, 2022
RHOBH: Validation Caftans
01:13:39

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 26, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever
00:57:34

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 24, 2022
#1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel
01:02:26

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 24, 2022
Top Chef: Catch Me if You Can
01:04:50

Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 24, 2022
RHOBH: Slights of the Round Table
01:16:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM!  This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 19, 2022
RHONJ: Broken Sass
01:20:32

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 18, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes
01:20:42

Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 17, 2022
Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
00:58:36

Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.

May 17, 2022
RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea
00:55:47

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.

May 16, 2022
RHOBH: Safe and Sound
01:18:31

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect.

Check out our video recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66323453

May 12, 2022
RHONJ: If The Grudge Fits, You Must Acquit
01:09:24

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night....

Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66309536

May 11, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: Everything Everywhere All At Once
00:48:03

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.

May 11, 2022
Summer House: Wrong Side
01:40:06

Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 10, 2022
RHOA: Wreck It Ralph
01:18:04

Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

May 09, 2022
Carlos King: King of Queens
00:34:53

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.

May 05, 2022
RHONJ Renuion: No ApoloTres
01:32:15

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

May 04, 2022
Summer House: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Loverboy
01:08:37

It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!

May 03, 2022
RHOA: Legends Only (and Drew)
01:10:24

We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.

May 02, 2022
Top Chef: Collective Soul
01:13:43

This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!

May 02, 2022
RHOC: Neckless Endangerment
01:20:40

We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life.

Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65719814

Apr 28, 2022
RHONJ: Nashvillains
01:30:05

This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well.

This recap is a Crappens on Demand recap; so be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65694736

Apr 28, 2022
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: An Affair to Not Remember
01:10:57

Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Apr 26, 2022
Summer House: Welcome to Amazon Prom
01:17:34

Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Apr 26, 2022
Feed Drop: Real Good by U.S Bank
00:50:46

Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast.  In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for a family, and the value of community-based training programs. 

Apr 26, 2022
Top Chef: War Games
01:42:07

It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Apr 25, 2022
RHOC Live From Dallas: No No, Noella
01:37:10

It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we can yell about! This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Apr 22, 2022
RHONJ Live in Houston: Crossing the Line Dance
01:30:38

We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing a table onto Marge's outfit, the guys take shots from a dildo, and Melissa makes the cast embarrass music itself on a day trip to a recording studio. This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

 

Apr 21, 2022
RHOC: Rocked to the Core Friends - Live from Austin!
01:16:25

The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier.

Thanks to the Moontower Comedy Festival for having us!

Apr 20, 2022
Summer House: Loverbaby
01:36:51

This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.

Watch a very special Ben and Ronnie IN PERSON Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65342655

Apr 19, 2022
Top Chef: Welcome... to Jurassic Gail
01:27:56

The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominion. It barely makes sense, but that's the fun of it!

Watch our recap with an epic Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens?filters[tag]=Crappens%20On%20Demand

Apr 19, 2022
RHOBH Season 12 Trailer Breakdown
00:54:44

The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to the LA smog.

Watch along with us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65132907

Apr 14, 2022
RHONJ: Nashville Hot Stricken
01:28:45

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for flying Palomas!!

Check out this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65106644

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Apr 13, 2022
Below Deck Sailing: Fenders and Benders
00:49:14

Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 12, 2022
Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities
01:09:28

Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when she loses her mind. Rinse and repeat. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 12, 2022
Top Chef: Talenti'd Heroes
01:24:49

Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire dish. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 11, 2022
RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen
01:19:08

The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for the amazing night, Cleveland! We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 10, 2022
RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games
01:09:46

We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to figure out what to do with her sausage stuffer. We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Apr 09, 2022
SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit
01:15:04

Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Apr 08, 2022
RHOA: Season 14 Trailer Breakdown!
00:41:55

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaking down the whole trailer on today's episode. If you want to watch along with us, join us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64772350

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Apr 05, 2022
Top Chef: Limp Brisket
01:10:26

This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping it all with Crappens on Demand; so come watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64724030

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Apr 04, 2022
RHOC: When Push Comes to Shove - Live from San Fran
01:46:30

On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of shoving a cameraman. It's the sort of low-stakes, high emotion fight we live for. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in San Francisco!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Apr 03, 2022
RHONJ: A Tre-gue of Their Own - Live from Denver
01:28:28

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is wont to happen.

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Apr 01, 2022
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery
01:30:59

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

 

Mar 29, 2022
Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War
01:29:46

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in and glasses go flying. This drama is all over Austen. Let that sink in. Austen. Seek help. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 29, 2022
Top Chef: Twinning of the Herd
01:13:38

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Dufrense and someone fries a biscuit. Will Padma ever recover? We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 28, 2022
RHOC: Gina's ExorSchism
01:04:36

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Will her fight with Shanon be a blemish or will everyone mask their pain and make rash decisions? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 24, 2022
RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors
01:02:55

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 23, 2022
BelowDeckSailing: Yachting Is In Tents
00:49:23

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken guest.

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Mar 22, 2022
Summer House: 2 Girls, 1 Kroll
01:17:49

The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fighting!

Whose team are you on?

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Mar 22, 2022
#1719 Top Chef: A Hard Day's Night Market
01:07:13

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not happy.

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Mar 21, 2022
RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC
01:33:32

Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps!

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Mar 19, 2022
RHONJ: Scrolling in the Deep - Live from Philly
01:37:40

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with a scroll of endearments. Plus, we learn the vital difference between Taylor Ham and pork rolls.

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Mar 18, 2022
BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer
01:28:29

Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other. What a night to be alive.

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Mar 15, 2022
RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said
01:06:42

It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes out and do this! This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 15, 2022
RHOSLC: Unusual Shah-spects
01:36:36

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion Part Three, and there's a huge twist: Jen Shah is a victim who's only helped people her ENTIRE LIFE. This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 14, 2022
#1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations
01:30:45

Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 10, 2022
RHONJ: The Boys Who Tried Wolf
01:26:55

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot seat by the newly named Wolf Pack. Will Luis show up after new rumors start swirling? Will Joe Gorga every apologize? Will Marge order aphids in her salad? Find out! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

 

 

Mar 09, 2022
Summer House: HubbHouse Slummer
01:27:34

It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my eggs are 28"day! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Mar 08, 2022
RHOM: Larsa-nic and Old Faces
01:24:42

The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pippen's curious account of her body modifcations, and we were riveted by Julia's tragic backstory. But most of all, we just really loved Andy getting pissed off at Lisa.

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Mar 08, 2022
RHOSLC: Meredith Marks, Ace Attorney
01:33:35

On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially after Meredith dons her lawyer hat and dismantles Lisa's claims.

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Mar 08, 2022
Top Chef: Houston, We Have a Padma — Live from Milwaukee
01:28:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live from the Turner Ballroom in Milwaukee. The episode had everything we wanted: egos, Padma, and terrible culinary choices.

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Mar 07, 2022
RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago
01:40:02

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And by clears up, we mean he lies to everyone's face. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in Chicago!

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Mar 06, 2022
#1706 RHOC: An Embarrassment of Riches - Live from St. Paul
01:36:49

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.

Mar 04, 2022
#1705 SummerHouse: Amandervention
01:12:31

This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eggs, and EVRETT is back!

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Mar 02, 2022
RHOM: Death, Love and Peen-nuts
01:05:19

Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a bachelorette party, so it's not all bad. This week's bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Mar 01, 2022
RHOSLC Reunion 1: Narrating Exatums
01:40:06

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary's a no-show, there's a hole filled with water on the stage, and everyone is dressed insanely. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Feb 28, 2022
#1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea
01:12:04

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has figured out to bolt down furniture. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 24, 2022
#1671 RHONJ: Gym Tan Luis
01:18:21

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips out on production for not leaving poor Luis be. This week's bonus episode is about Celebrity Big Brother and air fryers. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

Feb 23, 2022
RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace
00:55:37

Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious!

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Feb 23, 2022
Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go?
01:03:24

This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left open. There's also a bonDAGE party thrown by Andrea and a declaration of cuteness by Paige.

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Feb 22, 2022
RHOSLC: Throwing La Vida Loca
01:29:49

On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happen. Sort of a weird note to end a triumphant season on, but entertaining nonetheless.

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Feb 22, 2022
#1697 RHONJ: Fraught With Frat-saster
01:58:54

Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the end of it all. What ah ya gonna doooo about iiiit!? This was a live show in LA that had lost audio, so we've recorded the entire recap in its entirety. Love you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

 

 

Feb 19, 2022
RHOC: Highs and Lows - Live from San Diego
01:49:08

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather pushes edamame and edibles on various people in her life.

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Feb 18, 2022
#1695 Summer House: Hello Mya Name Is...
01:05:26

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay gets friendzoned. Again. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 15, 2022
#1694 RHOM: The West Wang
01:07:10

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's peen. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 14, 2022
Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere!
01:30:54

Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first recap, which we have also made available as a free Crappens On Demand video! Looking for all the recaps? Go to our Patreon page and search RHUGT and all the eps should pop up for you. There's also a link in our bio to all the season's recaps.

This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

Feb 14, 2022
#1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina
01:10:40

Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella.  Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

Feb 10, 2022
#1691 RHONJ: Too Late to Apolo-Gia
01:35:15

All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it, and Marge and Delores try to stop Jen's victim tour in its tracks. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

Feb 10, 2022
Summer House: Very Cavalier-y
01:14:20

This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort of ripple? Plus, Amanda has a 30th birthday that receives minimal interest and nary a gift from Kyle. At least Luke's back!

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Feb 08, 2022
RHOM: Girl Walks Into a Barf - Live from Orlando
01:12:07

The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a massively influential brand summit with 25 people. It's high drama.

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Feb 08, 2022
RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never
01:12:06

The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other throughout their Zion rental. Is it time to say bye to this friendship? Or maybe we should just say "Hi, I'm Whitney" to it instead?

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Feb 07, 2022
RHOC: Hot and Bothered - Live from Nashville
01:41:49

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Humanity fight. It's perfect.

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Feb 05, 2022
2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC
02:04:03

We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with guests Dorinda Medley (RHONY), Jackie Goldshneider (RHONJ), Luke Gulbranson (Summer House), Taylor Strecker, Dave Quinn, Matt Marr, Jake Anthony, Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff. Special appearances by Amy Phillips (Reality Checked), Heather Gay (RHOSLC), and Aileen Santiago (Seeing Red). It was an amazing dream come true kind of a night, and we are forever grateful to everyone who showed up for us both onstage and off. Enjoy! 

Feb 04, 2022
RHONJ: Everybody Nose - Live From Atlanta
01:34:43

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy video, Jennifer new nose, Marge's accusations, Tiki Barber, Joe Gorga's standup. It's gonna be a good season! Thanks Georgia!

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Feb 04, 2022
#1684 RHOM: Friendship Contract!
00:55:11

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyline when Julia gets on one knee for Adriana in Montauk. Good luck with that one! This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc until this Friday.

Feb 02, 2022
Summer House: Craige
01:08:12

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against Lindsay. Carl tries to get some heat going with Ciara, and the new guy finds meatable things to ingest. This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc until this Friday.

Feb 01, 2022
#1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o?
01:47:39

We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CYCLONE of 22. The audio is a bit janky, but we couldn't want to make you guys wait for the recap. It gets crazy. To make it up for the crap audio, we yammered for almost two full hours. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 31, 2022
#1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing
01:54:56

We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump Rules Reunion and ingesting gallons of chowda. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 31, 2022
#1680 PumpRules: The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing
01:12:05

Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get that ring out of James' pocket? Let's find out! This week's bonus episode is part one of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

 

Jan 26, 2022
RHOM: Look Who's Montauking
01:10:03

The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to make Nicole the black sheep. The only thing that's missing is Guerdy!

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 25, 2022
SummerHouse: Doing a Few Slaps in the Pool
01:05:05

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

This week on Summer House, the gang throws their first big party since the pandemic started, and it's got everything we could want: Carl spitting game at Ciara, Kyle and Amanda fighting, and a random girl punching Andrea in the face. Fun!

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Jan 25, 2022
RHOSLC: Zion Lyin'
01:09:18

The madness continues on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as Jen and Meredith continue to quarrel at their house in Zion. But nothing prepares us for Meredith's early morning explosion at breakfast.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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Jan 24, 2022
RHOC: Pride Cards Against Humanity
01:18:03

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the women head to Mexico for a group trip, and Heather finds it in her heart to invite Noella, who has incidentally given Max a very mature gift. Will the decision backfire in Fancy Pants' face? Of course! And we're here for it.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 20, 2022
PumpRules: Diss Engaged
01:18:32

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

The season finale of Vanderpump Rules is a glorious mess, and we're absolutely thrilled about it. Scheana and Brock manage to ruin James and Raquel's engagement party... or maybe it was Lala who did that. Either way, it's a battle of egos and tackiness, and we are here for this sort of energy.

This is Crappens on Demand; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61384403

Jan 19, 2022
#1674 RHOM: Over the Fetish Line
01:02:55

It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what the word means. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 18, 2022
#1673 Summer House: Turkey and Tears
01:07:39

Summer House returns for a sixth season with a couple of new faces and one turkey obsessed brah. Kyle and Amanda fight, Lindsay flirts, and Andrea tries to recover from getting ghosted. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 18, 2022
#1672 RHOSLC: The Zionic Woman
01:32:43

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go on a trip to Zion in the Sprinter Van From Hell, where Mary misses a drum circle and Whitney tries to have an angry scene. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

 

Jan 18, 2022
Dwell Hello #210: Staying On Track in Monaco
00:43:01

A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International S96 E04 and we found it on Discovery Plus.

Jan 14, 2022
#1670 RHOC BiTextual Chakra Con
01:09:33

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather throws a book launch party for her daughter, Noella accuses Heather of getting violent at her own Nobu party, and Emily gets shlammered. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 13, 2022
#1670 PumpRules: Fools of Engagement
01:16:47

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brock and Scheana take mooching to a new height on this week's Vanderpump Rules when James and Raquel invite the gang to their engagement party weekend at a gorgeous winery. One thing Brock did not chintz out on in this episode? Balloons. Lots and lots of balloons. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Jan 13, 2022
RHOM: Against All Todds
00:52:51

It's a very intense showdown between Todd and oh well you know Peter on this week's Real Housewives of Miami. TL;DR: Peter's terrible. But the show is excellent!

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 11, 2022
Project Runway: Real Housewives of the Runway
01:27:59

On a very special episode of Project Runway, the designers must make a reunion look for several members of the Real Housewives franchise. Honestly, we're shocked this crossover experience hasn't happened before.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Jan 11, 2022
RHOSLC: The Ordeals on the Bus Go 'Round and 'Round
01:18:54

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith throws a cringey birthday for Seth, and then afterwards the women head out on a road trip where Jen and Lisa get into an unhinged screaming match. Perfection.

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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Jan 11, 2022
Summer House Trailer Breakdown
00:52:19

Season six of Summer House is right around the corner; so here's a breakdown of the trailer in all its sloppy, wine-throwing glory!

Watch along with us on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60862830

Jan 07, 2022
Dwell Hello #209: South African Stardom
00:48:33

A soap opera actress returns to South Africa with a very American husband on her arm to start her career back up. Will her husband's obsession with home brewing bubble over? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International s107 E08 and we found it on Discovery Plus. 

Jan 07, 2022
RHOC: Floral Agreement
01:16:23

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to start up a fight, and Heather takes Gina to the races.

Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60822019

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Jan 06, 2022
PumpRules: Murk in Progress
01:35:32

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the Toms plan a party so the rest of the cast can see how they're tumbling into debt. Meanwhile, Brock hatches a plan to have a secret wedding at James and Racquel's engagement party. What could go wrong?

Jan 05, 2022
RHOM: Fuming and Tuluming
01:12:03

This week Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy throws a Tulum themed birthday party for Julia. There's a sorrow war, animal poop, and one really awkward foot massage. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Jan 04, 2022
RHOSLC: Wild Ride, Mild Rose
01:28:25

Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant comments, Jen swipes some re-re-gifted shoes, and Meredith dresses like half of a Sesame Street ostrich. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Jan 03, 2022
Dwell Hello: Searching for a Chicago Condo
00:35:50

This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping House Hunters: season 200, ep 13 - "Searching for a Chicago Condo," available on YouTube TV.

Will Kevin get what he wants? But what about Kevin? So many Kevins, not enough time!

Dec 31, 2021
Housewives of the North Pole w Brian Moylan
01:03:07

We teamed up with Brian Moylan's podcast 12 Gays of Christmas for a very special crossover holiday recap of Housewives of the North Pole starring the one and only Kyle "You Stole My Gingerbread House" Richards. Enjoy, and have an amazing New Year! We love you guys! This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 30, 2021
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 3
01:37:07

We're back with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays podcast to finish out our recap of Candy Coated Christmas. Will Molly be able to sell the house her mom grew up in? Will she be able to resist Noah's rugged charm? And will she finally succumb to the Peppermint Hollow lifestyle?? We unpack it all.

Watch our supersized recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306575/

Dec 29, 2021
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 2
00:48:51

We're back for part two of Candy Coated Christmas with Matt and Jake of Reality Gays! Be sure to watch this ep with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306533/edit

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Dec 28, 2021
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 1
00:44:22

We're teaming up with our friends Matt and Jake at the Reality Gays podcast to recap Candy Coated Christmas, the first ever Xmas movie from the Food Network.  And that's not all — this cinematic masterpiece features the big screen debut of none other than the Pioneer Woman herself, Ree Drummond!  What's not to love?

Be sure to join all four of us with Crappens on Demand here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306454/

Dec 27, 2021
RHONJ Trailer Breakdown
00:48:07

The Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer dropped this week; so we're here to break down every frame of it. If you want to watch along with us, be sure to sign up for Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60303117

Dec 24, 2021
Dwell Hello: Spiritual Life in Australia
00:45:17

This week's Dwell Hello focuses on two reiki healers seeking a home in Australia's Blue Mountain region.

To watch the original episode, check out House Hunters International on Discovery+: Season 162, Episode 12 - Spiritual Life in Australia.

Dec 24, 2021
RHOC: Give the Devil His Dubrow
01:32:08

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards. But when you're in Orange County, you can't celebrate a milestone without someone's life falling apart. In this case it's Noella, who is understandably spiraling in the wake of her marriage dissolving. The real headline, however, is Heather Dubrow's chilling threat to Shannon. We'll be talking about that for years.

Dec 23, 2021
RHOM: Oh, Well, You Know Peter...
01:13:06

On the second episode of Real Housewives of Miami season 4, we are reintroduced to Alexia's disaster of a son, Peter, who refuses to walk her down the aisle for her wedding and may have contributed to his brother's latest medical emergency. Great! Also, there's a lady wearing a table at a sushi party.

Dec 22, 2021
Binge This...Toxic: The Britney Spears Story
00:06:10

Comedians Tess Barker and Babs Gray, who you might know from Lady to Lady or the

now legendary Britney’s Gram podcast, are here to bring you a brand new investigative

series about Britney Spears' conservatorship and the court system that's allowed it to

persist.

 

You can binge all 10 episodes of Toxic: The Britney Spears Story RIGHT NOW on

Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Pandora, or wherever you find your podcasts.

Dec 22, 2021
#1654: Gay Ghost Only Fans the Flames
01:22:14

Real Housewives of Miami is back, but this time it's on Peacock and everyone has new body parts. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 21, 2021
RHOSLC: I Got Friends in Pho Places
01:41:11

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is supersized, and it's pho-ring on all cylinders when the ladies battle at Jennie's picnic. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 20, 2021
Dwell Hello: Bling Battle in Naples Florida
00:46:25

Dr. Denise and her man are on the prowl for a home with some BLING on this week's Dwell Hello. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 205 Episode 8 and we found it on YouTube TV.

You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes without ads, on Stitcher Premium! 

Dec 17, 2021
RHOM Season Four Trailer Breakdown
00:55:22

Real Housewives of Miami is returning on Peacock, and we're here to break down the trailer. Come on in! This week's bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 16, 2021
RHOC: Dungeons and Draggings
01:11:47

Real Housewives of Orange County finds Shannon getting zero forgiveness from Heather, Gina babbling on about how nothing is her fault, and Noella getting abandoned by and cut off from the not so Sweet James. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Real Housewives of Miami trailer, which begins this week on Peacock. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 16, 2021
PumpRules: Off the Cyst Male Brandwagon
01:22:57

On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws Ariana a birthday party and the Toms fight with Katie (more) and decide to take a break. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 16, 2021
RHUGT: Out of Cynth
01:04:48

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. Meanwhile, Ramona does some last minute damage control, and LuAnn gives the people what they want!

Dec 14, 2021
RHOSLC: New Phone, Who's Dissed?
01:12:32

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah has a new phone, but no one's answering her calls. Meanwhile, Whitney has dug up more dirt on Mary, and Lisa has begun changing her narrative. In other words, it's perfection.

Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1648-59883809

Dec 14, 2021
Dwell Hello: Choosy in Chesapeake
00:52:33

It's a very Chrissley episode of Dwell Hello! We find ourselves in Chesapeake with a church musical director trying to find a home with a recording studio for his family. And it MUST be by a mall, dammit! Our boy's gotta shop. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 155 Episode 12 and we found it on Discovery Plus. 

Dec 10, 2021
RHUGT: Conch Blocked
01:03:07

On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's so viciously Machiavellian that it can only be the work of varsity level Housewives.

Dec 09, 2021
RHOC: Sue the Right Thing
01:04:43

Real Housewives of Orange County delivers another strong episode as Heather's sushi party descends into chaos. Between drunk Nicole barking "SIT!" repeatedly and Heather trying to shut down the cameras, it's a pure joy.

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Dec 09, 2021
PumpRules: Ice, Ice Babies
01:07:31

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt. Oh, and also pickleball. Whyyyyyy God with the pickleball????

Dec 08, 2021
RHUGT: Gone With the Meatball Fabulous
01:15:34

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Kenya's yacht party and Tre's Meat(ball) Gala. There's lots of fighting, apologizing, and uneaten carbs. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 07, 2021
RHOSLC: What if God Was One of Us?
01:29:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Mary about the cult allegations. Well, kinda. They tattle on each other about cult allegations until they get free high end gifts. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 07, 2021
Dwell Hello: Mother Knows Best In Kentucky
00:40:41

We're traveling to Covington, KY for this recap of House Hunters season 190, episode 6:  "Mother Knows Best In Kentucky"

Dec 03, 2021
RHOC: The Return of Fancy Pants
01:45:11

Real Housewives of Orange Country returns for season 16 with Heather DuBrow and two new castmembers in toe. Will the show come back to its former glory? Time will tell, but things are looking up. This week's bonus is a recap of Netflix' Selling Sunset, coming this Thursday afternoon. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 02, 2021
PumpRules: Mad Wacks
01:19:04

Brock celebrates his birthday Mad Max style and Katie and Tom fight over who is less qualified to have a say in the new business. Again. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Dec 01, 2021
RHUGT: Twisted Sisters
01:11:53

Melissa throws a pajama party on episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, and LuAnn gets frisky with the butler during a game of Twister. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 30, 2021
\Winter House: F**kboi F**kbyes
01:10:44

Austen holds his title as biggest douche as Winter House iceskates into the sunset, and Amanda cries and hides behind a bed. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 30, 2021
RHOP: Barbz Wire
01:25:13

Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 29, 2021
Dwell Hello: Three's Not a Crowd in Colorado
00:41:05

We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters!  (Vol. 7 on Discovery+).

It's the throuple episode!!

Nov 26, 2021
Talking Bravo with Daryn Carp and Liz Culley
00:55:29

Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Cohen, and Liz gives us some insight into being Leah McSweeney's bestie. Come join for a good old fashioned gab sesh!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Nov 25, 2021
RHUGT: Pardon the Interruption
01:08:59

Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Melissa and Teresa argue about old beefs, and an astrologer reveals some exciting details about everyone's past.

Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59034562/

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Nov 24, 2021
RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's
01:21:36

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona manages to make LuAnn's divorce from Tom about her. In other words, it's the perfect episode.

Nov 23, 2021
RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie
00:50:16

The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the husbands, and at long last the arrival of Nicki Minaj on set. Can't wait to see what mess this turns into next week...

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Nov 23, 2021
RHOSLC: Dirndl If You Do, Dirndl If You Don't
01:17:28

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic 'smores.

Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/59022322

Nov 23, 2021
Dwell Hello: Warning Window in New Jersey
00:34:11

Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house that they can have babies and play drums in. For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 195 Episode 9. You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes without ads, on Stitcher Premium! 

Nov 19, 2021
Winter House: Nordic, Cross
01:11:46

On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text from Madison.

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Nov 19, 2021
PumpRules: Apo-Lala-gy Tour
01:01:36

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apologizes to Raquelle. Oh, and Tom Schwartz apparently has a debilitating gambling problem.

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Nov 18, 2021
RHUGT: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins!
01:29:33

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island, and we couldn't be more grateful. Welcome to Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! Available as a free video on Patreon. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 18, 2021
Below Deck: Fenders and Benders
00:52:21

Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tub put him right, or will he get addicted to snorting hummus before he even has a chance to check himself? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 16, 2021
RHOP: The Accountability Sing Sing Along
01:15:50

Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn thing they can. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 16, 2021
RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults
01:16:06

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith bathes for seven hours and adds to the already long list of Shah-llegations. This week's bonus is a catch up on TV shows! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 15, 2021
Dwell Hello: Wanting it All in Destin Florida
00:49:47

Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and Deek. Will they get high ceilings? A view? A parking spot to save Deek from street parking? And will real estate agent Destin in Destin lose her cool while trying to find it? For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 70 Episode 11.

Nov 12, 2021
Winter House: The Igloo That Binds
01:07:43

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought out of the Friendzone by Miss Lindsay on high school night. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 11, 2021
PumpRules: The Mamas and the Tapas
01:15:33

Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 11, 2021
BelowDeck: Pigs on Deck
00:57:50

This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love?

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Nov 09, 2021
RHOP: Mommy Tissues
01:18:40

It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace's temper. These women always bring it, and this episode was no exception.

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Nov 08, 2021
RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah
01:52:51

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-anticipated, instantly iconic downfall of Jen Shah. We know that everyone's going to only talk about the Feds and Homeland Security swarming Heather's party bus outside Beauty Lab + Laser, but let's not forget the incredible spat between Whitney and Mary about carpool and phone calls. Everything in this episode was perfection. What did you think?

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Nov 08, 2021
Winter House: Giggly Squat
00:56:15

So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Amanda goes missing for 30 tense seconds in the house. And finally, Andrea does squats with Paige on his shoulders while Austen, Ciara, Kyle, and Amanda go on a double date.

Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58306037

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Nov 04, 2021
RHOBH: The Hills Have Lies
01:26:20

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsistencies. In the end we only know what thing for certain: Kyle Richards loves a reaction shot.

Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58280323

Nov 04, 2021
PumpRules: Brock to the Future
01:33:17

This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — and as a bonus, it features 100% more Jesse Metcalfe than usual!

Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Nov 04, 2021
RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves
01:12:35

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. Our premium bonus is a Below Deck discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 02, 2021
RHOP: Wick Renewal
01:03:04

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think?  This week's bonus is Below Deck! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Nov 01, 2021
RHOBH: Fishy With a Side of Martyr Sauce
01:02:09

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika cries and spins more tales. Also, Crystal gets to talk about her leather pants and Kyle gets to make more shocked faces. Our premium bonus is a Winter House discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 28, 2021
PumpRules: Dawn of the Dead(beat)
01:14:01

LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is Winter House! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 27, 2021
BelowDeck: I Am The Captain Now
00:55:11

It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we are grateful. (But we want Lee back). What do you think of the new crew?

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Oct 26, 2021
RHOP: Sexual Healing, Mental Scarring
00:44:07

The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizelle finally addressing her emotional coldness, and Wendy doing a photo shoot. Good times!

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Oct 25, 2021
RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious
01:05:12

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day.

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Oct 25, 2021
Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford
00:45:08

We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go deep on so many Bravo shows, starting with RHOSLC. Come listen!

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Oct 22, 2021
RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation
01:07:48

Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff.

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Oct 21, 2021
Pump Rules: Coming for Tom
01:14:34

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fun times!

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Oct 21, 2021
Below Deck Med: Time to Split
00:47:46

Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 19, 2021
RHOP: Gone Girls
00:47:40

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but Gordon is still showing his ass. Literally. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

Oct 18, 2021
RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony
00:59:04

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

Oct 18, 2021
RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach
01:32:26

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work. Rinna goes nutso and bounces on the couch, Erika continues her victim bs, and Kyle just sits there with her mouth hanging open to substitute for her non existent storyline all season. Our premium bonus is a Squid Game discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 14, 2021
PumpRules: Picklechella
01:21:22

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that Scheana hasn't fixed her picker. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 13, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations
00:54:28

As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.

Oct 12, 2021
RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs
01:20:35

It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and sent tumbling down into a neighborhood.

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Oct 12, 2021
RHOP: Salad as a Rock
01:09:48

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.

Oct 11, 2021
Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood
00:33:39

This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years.  What is your favorite Bravo crime?  And which one do you think needs more attention?

This episode was originally released as a bonus ep on Patreon, but we decided we'd put it on our main feed too!  Enjoy!

Oct 10, 2021
RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution
01:13:05

The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale?

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Oct 07, 2021
PumpRules: Do You Read Me?
01:16:37

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bummed that she's not a New York Times Best Selling Author (lol), and Rand shames Schwartz for being useless.

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Oct 06, 2021
Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie
00:40:27

Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 05, 2021
RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade
01:15:27

There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of Shadrach!  Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 04, 2021
RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse
01:07:10

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 04, 2021
RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey
01:14:41

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgiving note and a wine tasting. Don't worry, though, Erika's here to feed us all more Malarkey. Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 30, 2021
PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits
01:46:29

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babies of idiots. It all evens out. Our premium bonus breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 29, 2021
Below Deck: Having a God Moment
00:50:24

This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incident — they all go off without a hitch. So there's that. And Matt still drives us mad.

Sep 28, 2021
RHOSLC: The Ice Storm
01:04:43

Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin ice. This episode brings new meaning to the expression "out like trout."

Sep 28, 2021
RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy
01:12:33

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can imagine, it does not go well...

Sep 27, 2021
RHOBH: Del-Martyr
01:15:51

The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that we get to meet... THE LADY. Who is The Lady? We'll never know...

Sep 23, 2021
RHONY Season 13 Reunion
01:08:42

Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the cast did actually come together to tape the reunion, but the results were so vile and embarrassing that the network shelved the episode. Luckily, we managed to get our hands on the only surviving audio; so we present it to you here EXCLUSIVELY and uncensored. Listen and enjoy.

Sep 22, 2021
Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich
00:48:47

Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 21, 2021
RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious
00:49:33

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Sep 20, 2021
RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations
01:02:14

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, a churro was harmed in the making of this episode. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 20, 2021
LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h!
00:59:38

Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To each her own! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 17, 2021
RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery
01:23:26

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 16, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines
01:02:50

Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney!

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Sep 14, 2021
RHOP: Surry Not Surry
01:06:09

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not.

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Sep 13, 2021
RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development
01:35:48

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a disgruntled Top Golf employee. I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, enjoy this recap. To get the full experience, WATCH us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56087676

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Sep 13, 2021
RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart
01:38:57

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the party in tears. Meanwhile, Garcelle hosts a Haiti-centric dinner party, and Rinna reveals deep wounds over sauce etiquette.YOU GUYS - we really recommend you watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55949532

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Sep 09, 2021
Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown
00:43:43

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's all we really need. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 08, 2021
Below Deck Med: Stew Over It
00:56:40

Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 08, 2021
RHOP: Say Yes to the Turkey Dress
01:18:39

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 07, 2021
RHOBH: OR WHAT?
01:27:17

It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap opera tour de force: fake tears, dramatic sobs, and of course, a nosy butler! Perfection. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55658976

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Sep 02, 2021
RHONY: Freaky Woah-day
01:04:33

It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in each other's brains. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 01, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much
00:51:01

A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other hand, it also means everyone has to rearrange their rooms. What's a head stew to do? Plus, Matt burns his fingers, and Maureen faces her final moments.

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Aug 31, 2021
Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof
01:07:42

It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! But it only happened one time. But also ten times. Also, Reza doesn't want a baby anymore (spoof plans!), and GG is more into polyamory than ever. Hopefully she'll get to try it soon!

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Aug 31, 2021
RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
01:08:52

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 30, 2021
RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous
01:24:23

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad. This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the show. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55357035

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Aug 26, 2021
RHONY: Overheard in New York
01:19:07

The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it.

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Aug 25, 2021
Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed
00:49:42

Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not to bring on a crutch for her. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 24, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina!
01:03:21

The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has agreed to marry him with no prenup and Destiney whines about it with really bad contacts. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 24, 2021
RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness
01:08:21

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 23, 2021
RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly)
01:12:25

It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Kyle to pretend she's a cook now and for Sutton to serve her best dish, grilled puss. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 19, 2021
RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell
01:12:48

We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth drink and eating dinner in the kitchen to offend every single group she can think of. Then Sonja pees in the driveway on her way out. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 18, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Slide With No Air
00:51:55

A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cocktail service, Lexi being Lexi, and a slightly deflated slide. DRAMA!

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Aug 17, 2021
Shahs: Party Animals
00:53:34

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they all come together and declare that after weeks of destroying each other, they are actually a family. Sure?Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo

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Aug 17, 2021
RHOP: Simply the Breasts
01:05:38

The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recent physical enhancements. Plus, Karen reminds us of her commitment to lift women up, not tear them down...

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Aug 16, 2021
RHOBH: Breaking News, Broken Trust
01:11:38

When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with them on the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Dorit welcomes us into the diverse world of her employees!

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Aug 12, 2021
RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG
01:23:09

The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma of being discriminated against by Jews in New York City. In other words, it's a disaster.

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Aug 12, 2021
Below Deck Med: Last Chance Kitchen
00:58:42

Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know. We do know that he doesn't understand icing. This week's premium bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (comes out Friday) Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 10, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven
00:50:26

The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. Will he ever stop sobbing for baby SHAAAAAMS? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 10, 2021
RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh
00:56:41

*The audio on this episode was out of sync and re-uploaded. Sorry for the trouble! The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsburgh, but will Gizelle ruin it by bringing up Osefo affair rumors? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 09, 2021
RHOBH: Retreat! RETREAT!
01:16:48

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all over the place on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Whatever you do on this Palm Springs retreat, don't ask if Tom calls Erika. Please. This week's premium bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (comes out Friday) Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 05, 2021
RHONY: Stocking Bluffer
01:06:54

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of New York and Sonja gets caught lying about model sex. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aug 04, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit
01:00:25

The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Matt's selfish behavior. Will they get it together for the next batch of demanding guests?? (no)

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Aug 03, 2021
Shahs: Into the Woods
01:00:43

The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtations. On the plus side, Reza and London got into fight, which barely made sense but made us smile nonetheless.

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Aug 03, 2021
RHOP: Bossed in Translation
01:06:54

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us that she's the boss. And then she texts Gizelle and Robyn, and informs them she's the boss. It's a very bossy episode. We loved it.

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Aug 02, 2021
Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa
00:54:51

It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vishal looks poised to win back Richa, but all we really care about are Reshma and LOOOOPA. Can a basket of French fries bring these women together? Who knows, man?

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Jul 29, 2021
RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection
01:24:08

Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54228511

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Jul 28, 2021
Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit
00:54:55

Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 27, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye
00:55:56

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 27, 2021
RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen?
00:49:38

The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 26, 2021
RHOBH: Qualm Springs
01:14:56

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 22, 2021
RHONY: Ghost Hissperer
01:18:16

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 21, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere
01:04:48

Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE HEAVING LIIIIIINNNNNNE!

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Jul 20, 2021
Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater
00:51:31

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix.

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Jul 20, 2021
RHOP: Too Hot To Candle
01:15:16

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like.

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Jul 19, 2021
RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer
01:21:03

Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness?

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Jul 15, 2021
RHONY: Send in the Clowns
01:11:29

The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful.

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Jul 14, 2021
Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt
01:05:59

A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 13, 2021
Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey!
00:50:03

It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG.

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Jul 13, 2021
RHOP: Fire in the Hole!
01:24:37

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Karen. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 12, 2021
Family Karma: WAPsgiving
01:03:26

Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires. This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 09, 2021
RHOBH: Peep Show
01:07:00

RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box.

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Jul 08, 2021
RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain
01:17:23

***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy, but a fight breaks out when Ramona gets sick of talking about race. Who will be burned at the stake? This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jul 08, 2021
BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees
00:44:12

Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the horizon when the engaged couple looks like they're about to call their wedding off. So much drama. Don't they realize this is a mmmmegayacht? Like, it's a MMMEGAYACHT.

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Jul 06, 2021
FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement
01:03:58

We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing was beautiful, emotional, and heartbreaking. Plus, Anisha's grandpa loves Wendy's.

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Jul 05, 2021
Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef?
01:07:57

Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard Blais annoy us? And will there be mole? All these pressing questions are answered in our recap!

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Jul 02, 2021
RHOBH: Violate Femmes
01:09:06

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed?

Join us for this urgent recap. Hopefully this storyline won't keep you up at night for hours the way it did for us.

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Jul 01, 2021
RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train
01:28:24

The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) wants to be educated. Are we really surprised? Also, we finally meet Bershan!

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Jun 30, 2021
Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn
00:58:34

Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to whip together a chefless meal? And will we get to hear from Norma? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 29, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize
01:04:39

Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 29, 2021
Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word
00:52:19

Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump off a roof? And how bout that Q4? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 28, 2021
Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad
01:26:12

Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam up? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 25, 2021
RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion
01:15:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 24, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On
00:57:42

Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking like the good guy in this situation. This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 23, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool
00:45:00

On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers!

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Jun 23, 2021
Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly)
01:20:21

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relationship. Also, Reza still hasn't met BABY SHAAAAAMS!

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Jun 22, 2021
FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi!
01:08:25

This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach.

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Jun 21, 2021
RHOBH: Connecting the Dots
01:23:32

It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal. Then we move onto the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the women play dumb about the Erika news. It's a polka dot explosion of content!

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Jun 17, 2021
RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote
01:21:59

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading Sonja to rant about Ramona's performative allyship. Also, we discuss the latest casting updates coming from The Real Housewives of Orange County.

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Jun 16, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself
01:01:45

Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 16, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings
01:07:28

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 15, 2021
Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off
00:53:37

Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 14, 2021
RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River
00:59:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make herself the victim of last year's gang up by comparing Denise to a rapist Harry once knew. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 10, 2021
RHONY: Voter Frights
01:08:31

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 09, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine
00:48:21

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention...

Just the usual messiness on the high seas!

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Jun 09, 2021
Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts)
01:08:58

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it.

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Jun 08, 2021
TopChef: The Soy Is Mine
01:08:33

On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE.

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Jun 07, 2021
FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in)
01:18:39

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's pretty tame by Bravo standards. Love this show and so glad it's back!!

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Jun 04, 2021
RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred
01:00:40

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her neuroses. Plus, Kathy Hilton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Why did Bravo keep her from us all these years?

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Jun 03, 2021
RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude
01:31:46

This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women.

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Jun 02, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind
01:03:42

Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jun 01, 2021
Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives
00:58:45

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat about his new book The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 31, 2021
RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre
01:02:34

Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 28, 2021
RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe
01:05:58

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 27, 2021
RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn
01:17:49

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How does it go? Well, there's curry.

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May 26, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry
00:49:09

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortage. Sort of. Not really. A little bit? But it's fine. But not.

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May 25, 2021
#1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs
01:17:13

We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it feels like that's how long we've been doing this. And we still love it! Thanks to everyone who has supported the show — whether it was from episode one or starting today. We love you as much as Mike loves telling lies!

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May 24, 2021
Top Chef: Dread Table Talk
01:20:43

It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by providing a chef's table experience. One team sets a high watermark for future seasons. The other... well... Come listen to our super-sized recap!

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May 24, 2021
RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe
01:18:35

On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence.

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May 20, 2021
RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season
01:17:38

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to start! Come join us!

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May 20, 2021
RHONY: All's Well That Ends Wells Fargo
01:10:37

After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another classic Sonja Morgan drunken meltdown. This was the messy disaster we've been waiting for.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51459797

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May 19, 2021
Bonus: Our Morbid (Podcast) Fascination With Kim Richards
01:09:40

Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two and are so psyched to have them on. Subscribe to them wherever you listen and follow them on Twitter and Insta at @alainatothemax @ashkell83 This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 18, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Storm on the High STDs
00:52:41

After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them, though. They're totes Tatas for Trump. Oh, yeah. And JL has a sore peen. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 18, 2021
Shahs of Sunset: Life Hack
01:00:24

Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why is Reza dressed like a ten year old girl in tap class? This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 17, 2021
RHONJ: The Little Merman
01:29:03

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New Jersey's season finale and Joe Gorga beats his merchest about not being a merchauvinist. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 13, 2021
RHOD: Burden of Goof
01:02:45

Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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May 12, 2021
RHONY: Burning in Help
01:30:21

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so if you want to start with RHONY, skip to about the 28 minute mark! Ramona creates a Burning Man party for Leah and the girls in Southampton and Sonja does enough reiki to think is the one who left her husband. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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May 12, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?
00:53:41

It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has it all!

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May 11, 2021
RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt
01:12:41

We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we?

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May 10, 2021
SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall
01:02:30

The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236

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May 07, 2021
RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel
01:43:48

The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our virtual show, but first we start by talking about The Big Shot with Bethenny. Plus, we announce the results of our Most Underrated RHONY cast member countdown.

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The Big Shot: 04:24

Top 10 underrated RHONY Players: 22:23

RHONY recap: 32:55

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May 07, 2021
RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away
01:04:51

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them.

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May 06, 2021
RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back
01:08:05

On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived foe, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance.

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May 05, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery
01:13:50

Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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May 04, 2021
Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl
01:18:07

Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get greenlit? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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May 03, 2021
Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity
01:12:39

Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she can possibly get. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is our Below Deck Sailing recap. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 30, 2021
RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal
01:05:45

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 29, 2021
RHOD: Vandal in the Wind
01:19:56

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 28, 2021
RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew
01:13:10

On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal!

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Apr 27, 2021
Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom
01:09:01

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt.

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Apr 26, 2021
SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony
01:20:16

We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos. But here's one thing we'll never say goodbye to: Kyle and Amanda's wedding, a storyline which, after three seasons, apparently will never leave us. See you next Summer!

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Apr 23, 2021
RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!
01:06:36

The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero.

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Apr 22, 2021
RHOD: Southfork in the Road
00:50:01

On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic Mama Dee monologue.

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Apr 21, 2021
1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake
01:12:40

Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 20, 2021
Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle
00:49:33

Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 19, 2021
Derbies and Des-tiny
01:07:07

It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 16, 2021
RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network
01:05:04

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 15, 2021
RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far
01:01:25

The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 14, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger
00:56:39

The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew.

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Apr 13, 2021
Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!
00:58:39

We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone!

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Apr 13, 2021
TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right
00:48:41

This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet!

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Apr 12, 2021
Summer House: Des-ecrated
01:02:38

At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show.

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Apr 09, 2021
RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga
01:02:26

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell.

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Apr 08, 2021
RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth
01:09:02

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 07, 2021
Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children
00:48:29

Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 06, 2021
RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia
01:11:51

Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 05, 2021
Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers
01:25:42

Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 02, 2021
Summer House: Taco Tearsday
01:00:38

Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 02, 2021
RHONJ: The Trepology
01:06:40

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Apr 01, 2021
RHOD: Tattle Snake
01:24:17

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Mar 31, 2021
BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!
01:03:45

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme.

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Mar 30, 2021