Welcome to Coffee, Chaos and Cussing—the podcast for moms who love their kids like crazy but occasionally need five damn minutes away from them. Motherhood is beautiful, exhausting, hilarious, overwhelming, and sometimes completely fucking unhinged. Here, we’re talking about the real stuff: marriage, kids, mental load, mom guilt, friendships, work, sex, self-care, school chaos, and all the things we think but don’t always say out loud. And because moms don’t actually get alone time—we get hiding time—every episode comes to you from wherever we’re hiding: the bathroom, the closet, the car, the