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Subscribers: 558
Reviews: 8

BrianB
 Aug 27, 2021
glad there's a college football podcast. particularly one with an appreciation for the dignity of the sport.


 Jun 20, 2021

Adam B
 Oct 7, 2020
This podcast is stupid, inane, idiotic, ridiculous, harebrained, asanine, moronic, and senseless. I love it so much.

BrianH
 Oct 5, 2020
Always entertaining.


 Jan 26, 2020

Description

The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.


Episode Date
Taco Bell Will Help You Murder The Concept of Morning
01:40:22

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show.


*Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton



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Sep 22, 2021
University of Same Coaches
01:14:35
  • The gang invents an insurance company
  • Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business!
  • Jordan Battle, hail and farewell
  • A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time
  • There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either
  • Visit sunny preownedairboats.com



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Sep 15, 2021
Welcome to Rapplebee's
01:19:33
  • We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial
  • Spencer does charades, on a podcast
  • Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man
  • We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic
  • All of this happens before the 20-minute mark


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Sep 08, 2021
A Happy Scott Frost Day To All Who Celebrate
01:21:27
  • Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. 
  • A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House
  • Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight??
  • An announcement about the future of the Fullcast!
  • Visit sunny preownedairboats.com



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Sep 01, 2021
SCHOOL DISASTERS
01:32:35
  • It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead"
  • A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident"
  • A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo
  • Visit sunny preownedairboats.com!


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Aug 25, 2021
2021 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF PREVIEW
00:58:24

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

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Aug 18, 2021
Ritual Coaches’ Poll Slaughter
01:12:30
  • The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it!
  • Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that?
  • The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror
  • Holly invents Clemson Denial
  • Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie
  • Buy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.com



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Aug 11, 2021
SEC CIVIL WAR, POD PEOPLE EDITION
01:34:01
  • HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always.
  • Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments.
  • Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey.
  • The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history.
  • We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!!
  • NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales???



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Aug 04, 2021
2021 D-I CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT DRAFT
01:20:36

 - We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. 

 - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. 

- Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. 

- A new musical instrument joins the show!

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Jul 29, 2021
LIVE FROM SEC MEDIA DAYS (TECHNICALLY THIS IS TRUE)
01:25:38
  • We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days!  
  • *Surber’s in Hoover, it counts!  
  • Invented in this episode: ARBY’S CHURCH!  
  • Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS!  
  • A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony!  
  • We celebrate the Fullcat’s birthday!  
  • A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol!  
  • A Sisqo story from 2017!  
  • Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge!  
  • Please rate and review our college football podcast  


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Jul 21, 2021
Fullfast & Furious
01:30:02
  • It's our Fast Saga episode, and you know what that means: Ryan and Surber have finally seen all the movies. And you know what THAT means: This is war. Brother against brother. Family against family. John Cena on a ten-minute zipline is observed. Canon is established. Jason Statham is still not welcome at the cookout #Justice4Han #notmyJason
  • Introducing Middle South Airlines! Look, just go with it.
  • Also introducing the Fullcast store! Visit preownedairboats.com for all your worldly needs.



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Jul 14, 2021
The NCAA Name/Image/Likeness Episode: Now Entering Hell’s Cheesecake Factory
01:33:57
  • However too long you think the discussion of the plot of the 2012 movie “Battleship” based on the game by Hasbro might be, please know that we spared you from at least 20 additional minutes of arguing over it
  • NEW INVENTIONS OCCURRING IN THIS EPISODE: a system of criminal justice based entirely in Costco, yet another cryptocurrency, and a Methodists-only form of martial arts
  • This is also the SEC MEDIA DAYS PREVIEW episode; now let’s all welcome Nick Saban to the stage with an accordion flash mob
  • Without Jeremy Pruitt there to prop up the side, which SEC head coach is likeliest to pull out a pair of nunchucks during a nationally televised game?
  • We accept full responsibility for Eric Adams’ victory in the New York mayoral primary. Sorry??


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Jul 08, 2021
YOUR BOLD FOOTBALL PREDICTIONS FOR 2021
01:31:15

We asked for bold predictions for the upcoming college football season, and you answered with hammers. So stunned were we by the certainty of these prophecies that we ended up doing several things we’re not used to in this episode, like “talking about college football“ and “carefully parsing Arkansas‘s schedule”. Also, Spencer has mixed up NIL and NLI so many times that we’re all starting to do it too. Sorry!!

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Jun 30, 2021
$75 Million for Zero Wins
01:16:25

--We discuss the NCAA getting shut out in the national title game of legal cases

--No really, it's hilarious, they got destroyed

--Worse, they asked to be destroyed, thinking they would win!

--And it only cost them $75 million to lose every case!

--THEY MADE BRETT KAVANAUGH SUGGEST A UNION

--Some light discussion of whether Captain America brought oral sex to the United States

--A review of the Daddingest Things

--Jason begins a ten year campaign to convince his wife to live in a van

--Spencer gets bigtimed by his own father on Father's Day

--Holly suggests a cable channel of comfort movies only aired during sports for psychological comfort 

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Jun 22, 2021
2022 College Football Playoff Expansion: The Shutdown Fullcast Guide
01:14:28

 - It’s a time of great upheaval and change in our fair sport, and we responded the best way we know how: By talking for half an hour about the nerve center, the beating heart of the game. That’s right: It’s the New York City mayoral race. Please rate and review our college football podcast.

 - who is VANILLA PRIME??

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Jun 15, 2021
BOLD SPACE TAKES
01:31:23

 - It’s Ryan’s birthday and we got him a new nickname!

 - The rest of the episode is devoted to YOUR spiciest space takes!

 - Introducing the Mojo Grill Fugue, the hot new psychological state that’s sweeping the greater Tampa area!

 - Tell Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor our podcast! Or Tang! The drink of astronauts! We would love a Cheerwine, thanks for asking!

 - TELL THEM.

 - #KeepMarsMoist

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Jun 08, 2021
100 Gears Of Kongitude
01:16:15

State mottos, ranked, PLUS:

  • Spencer is convinced there is a “weird way“ to take off a shirt
  • Ryan wears a tank top!
  • Which beloved Louis Sachar character is revealed to be Jason?
  • Holly makes herself sick during the show in an entirely new way 
  • How to sneak into Australia with an American passport 

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Jun 01, 2021
WEDDING DISASTERS
01:45:50
  • If you are attending somebody’s fourth wedding or higher, that person’s family fucked up!
  • When is the optimal time on a wedding day to fight the clergy?
  • If your wedding is written up in the New York Post, you fucked up!
  • Why cargo shorts are the ideal wedding attire
  • Which former Fullcast guest turned the Designing Women house into a Superfund site?
  • When to confess your love for the bride or groom and then join the Marines!

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May 25, 2021
Two Nights at the Hell-agio
01:12:46

Topics of note this week include:


1. The Pac-12 turns itself into an enormous casino

2. What the exact age you became a person was

3. How many hours precisely one can spend in Las Vegas before the sadness sets in

4. Which team should actually get to play home games in The Rose Bowl

5. Nick Saban wants skinnier hosses

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May 18, 2021
Bad Day To Be A Balloon Boy
01:08:09

 - This week, we rank college football powers and would-be powers by potential endorsement deals via each school’s most famous booster!

 - Spencer is almost positive he knows the difference between NLI and NIL, but that knowledge is definitely not apparent in this episode!

 - Did you know it’s legal to shoot down hot-air balloons in Kansas on one day each year?

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May 11, 2021
Click Here To Read White Castle’s Response To Covid-19
00:56:10

 - Previously! On the Shutdown Fullcast! No small amount of time is spent reviewing last week’s episode!

 - Spencer refuses to bring back Prince! Shame on him!

 - Some innovative new draft language, measured in food-pounds, is explored

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May 04, 2021
2021 NFL DRAFT PREVIEW AND KARAOKE DONNYBROOK
01:19:19

Trevor Lawrence! Rondale Moore! Najee Harris! Mac Jones?? PLUS: How the Thong Song exemplifies Sisqo’s personal duel with the Lord!

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Apr 28, 2021
You Tell That Bobcat To Stop Emailing My Wife
01:16:32

 - Ryan has a very cool solution for Spencer’s “I owe the internet video of me drinking 300 beers” that Spencer just barrels past

 - A #TwoAmericas law enforcement story introduces God’s secret archangel, Cajun Damon 

 - A goodish number of wildlife updates 

 - Hey, the Charity Bowl’s over, we have a lot of people to thank and are going to forget at least half of them. We’re very tired! You did this to us!

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Apr 20, 2021
#CHARITIBUNDIBOWL BONUS EPISODE feat. The Sklar Brothers
00:46:03

Michigan won the charity bowl, again, and Spencer and Holly bring Randy and Jason Sklar on to discuss important Wolverine matters. Because this is the Fullcast, this turns out to mean “the episode is mostly about Grey’s Anatomy.”

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Apr 20, 2021
THE SMOOTH EPISODE (NOT IN A SEXY WAY)
01:20:06

 - There is no describing this episode. Look, just play it. You’ll get there. 

 - Alternate title was going to be THE TICK WAR EPISODE

 - The LEAST upsetting voice in this episode is Spencer’s Joe Paterno, if that tells you anything

 - In a shocking revelation, at least one member of this podcast thinks it used to be “too easy to obtain dynamite in this country”!

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Apr 13, 2021
Come On Down To Clemson Church
01:14:57
  • When you think about it, we’re all just running downhill for Jesus 
  • Second Easter of quarantine, reviewed (bad!)
  • Presidents’ Days of the future, improved
  • Ryan invites the ire of nautical cocaine traffickers worldwide, for business purposes 

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Apr 06, 2021
A Space Elevator In Jonesboro, Arkansas
01:36:32

• How much y’all reckon it would cost to just buy a football program outright?

• Short on new can’t-miss business ideas this week, but almost positive we’re the first media outlet to suggest militarizing rodeo clowns

• Who are you, “officer," to tell us we “cannot” jetski through the Suez Canal

• Ryan invents a game that reveals just how easy Spencer would be to steal from

• There are manatee noises! It’s not cute!!

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Mar 30, 2021
The Snyder Cut
01:31:42

Jason, Spencer, Holly, and Ryan break down early-round action in the 2021 NCAA men’s and women’s basketball tournaments. Like and subscribe to our college football podcast.

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Mar 23, 2021
MARITIME DISASTERS
01:47:00
  • Please welcome Skylab Carl, Tequila Derek, and Judge Catfish
  • Which tiger-affiliated school is the least equipped to handle rapidly moving water?
  • Spencer fights against the strictures of both biology and physics, again
  • Thrill to Ryan’s tale of Florida’s sovereign sinkhole!
  • A robust debate: What is the perfect size of bird to fight?

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Mar 17, 2021
Mortification of the Fisch
01:04:29
  • Imagining the world’s first gig economy coal mine!
  • See beautiful Hispaniola, by crate!
  • Spencer operates the annual coaching carousel quiz and it turns out Wakeyleaks has leaked entirely out of our skulls 
  • SOME SORT OF BUTCH JONES WORMHOLE OCCURS 

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Mar 11, 2021
I WANT THE HOPE DIAMOND OF CHICKEN SANDWICHES (or, CHICKEN ORB)
01:05:00

 - Hey y’all, Les Miles got fired in the middle of this show, and we pivoted about as adeptly as you might expect. 

 - Which American fast food chain serves a CHICKEN SANDWICH AS A SIDE ITEM AT BREAKFAST, but NOT IN AMERICA?

 - What color y’all reckon Prince Philip’s blood is?

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Mar 09, 2021
The Divine Right Of Smoothie Kings
00:55:23
  • You’re probably not going to play professional football, so how should you decide where to attend college? Our academic survey can tell you! 
  • The “Which school has the most convenient parking" answers won’t surprise you; the “Which school has the best food" answers definitely will!
  • Also covered: The crucial categories of “waterslide availability" and “places to take a nap in public"
  • Eat shit, US News & World Report
  • The University of Texas’s clutch of Panera-level fascist boosters don’t deserve a good-faith argument, and you shouldn’t give them one!
  • A Charity Bowl challenge is issued!


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Mar 04, 2021
“Whatcha doin’ in Bahrain, Pastor?”
01:09:56
  • Stop asking us if it’s Blood Week every time a ranked team loses, you’ll know when it’s Blood Week, this applies to FCS ball too 
  • Holy shit that was an amazingly bloody Blood Week of FCS ball even by our own hemoglobin-happy standards 
  • Spencer is trying to get us into F1
  • Why have none of y’all ever informed us that “international go-karting” was an available career option
  • Does anybody know how to determine if we have any remaining international go-karting eligibility 


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Mar 02, 2021
“Speaking words of wisdom, daiquiri"
01:08:26

 - Hey y’all, it’s the FCS draft episode, where we overcome our current general disdain for sports to pick spring football teams!

 - Featuring a brief but violent detour into the Boise State-Idaho rivalry!

 - Our collective safari into perfecting our Maine accents continues?

 - Never admit what is or isn’t gumbo on the internet.

 - “Spencer, I have a money question"

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Feb 25, 2021
VORB (Value Over Replacement Bear)
00:51:20

 - It’s our advanced sports analytics episode! How advanced? Advanced past what? Mind your own business!

 - What are we using our film review skills for? Breaking down that Oklahoma bathroom fight, are you new here?

 - As a team, we feel pretty confident we could perform a number of basic medical procedures in the field. Listen along to find out which!

 - Adding to the ever-expanding roster of basic concepts Spencer has no grasp of, we can now add “sitcoms” and “human bones”

 - Dabo will never be a great leader of history because Genghis Khan paid his players

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Feb 24, 2021
The Shape of Success
01:18:44

--Can't sleep, must think about Baconator

--an ode to the most essential Panda Express on the planet

--All Gus Malzahn does is cash checks he will never spend

--Everyone belongs to one of four human tribes: The Zappers, Wild Aces, Beasts, or Glacier Boyz

--Holly challenges us to work onside kicks into every sport

--YE ATE ME DART

--Spencer just wants to steal horses 

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Feb 16, 2021
DYNASTY TIME
01:03:35

--Why is Ben Franklin smiling on the 100 bill? Because he's pantsless

--NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK! (Again. Not more than it was. On the way? BACK.)

--Ryan on why Congress should pass legislation to bring back Banjo and Kazooie

--A brief diversion into a musical about Aaron Burr slapping Alexander Hamilton to death

--Which schools in the new NCAA video game that should be inherently corrupt

--The challenge of putting fake facilities in the game more absurd than the real ones

--Did you know Auburn's current football facility has a flight simulator? You do now!

--A proposal for real coaches, i.e. your staff might be mostly inept family members

--BOOSTER MODE

--Holly issues an amazing challenge for next week's episode 

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Feb 11, 2021
Hell is feeding five Gronkowskis
00:49:25

--Spencer is described by his co-workers as "a dog with a plunger"

--Play the game "EPL name or NFL Assistant"

--Jason demands that you LEARN. FOOTBALL.

--Tom Brady, the ultimate "let's get a game-winning FG" QB ever

--An alternate history where Mike Vick steals whale sharks from the GA Aquarium

--We turn Kirby Smart into a Turkish soccer team 

--Imagining the living hell of raising five Gronkowskis

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Feb 09, 2021
WHAT IF SEPHORA, BUT WITH SWORDS?
01:13:49

--Spencer and Ryan duel to see who can hold the longest WELLLCOME, and Spencer almost dies

--a review of the DIAMOND HANDS LIFESTYLE, or how the whole world is living the #FullcastLyfe now

--A review of Ren Faires, and why they are not Med Faires

--Jared Goff is smarter than all of us

--Matt Stafford, Daydrinking Nap God

--Picking out teams clearly free-riding on other teams' effort

--How almost every SEC team is quantitatively trying toooo hard

--Has anyone ever peed on the moon? 

--We pick the LUCRATIVE DEAD MALL STONKS OF THE FUTURE for you

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Feb 01, 2021
Spencer’s Grasp Of The Animal World Is Tenuous At Best
01:04:09
  • Why are you even asking if we bought GameStop stock? Of course we bought GameStop stock
  • Spencer invented a game! That’s not as bad as it sounds! Why are you flinching? Anyway, the game goes like this: Can you pick hit or miss coaching hires throughout history based solely on their records? Turns out we can’t, but we CAN reunite Ryan with his coaching spirit soulmate
  • Which former Colorado head coach is Holly’s new life coach?
  • With Enough Flex Tape, You Can Live Forever (Shutdown Fullcast not currently sponsored by Flex Tape)

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Jan 28, 2021
MY NAME IS CRYYYYYYYYPT
01:03:12
  • It’s the cryptocurrency episode! Spencer wants to invest $100 in bitcoin live on the air, and we may not be able to talk him out of it!
  • The Vitruvian Man, updated for the modern age! (it’s Kid Rock, sorry)
  • The four bodily humors, updated for the modern age! (one of them is Fritos, sorry)
  • In honor of the NFL playoffs, the team goes looking for the best clam chowder in Tampa, sorry 


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Jan 25, 2021
2021 NFL Draft Board Preview Fantasy Analysis
01:13:35
  • We can exclusively report that Homophobic Country Ham With A Headset On It has turned down the Tennessee job
  • An abbreviated list of players and coaches about whom we have been Quite Wrong, footballishly speaking
  • So we’ll be talking about Josh Allen for quite a bit
  • Just draft Bama guys, anybody named after an Egyptian allfather, and Rondale Moore


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Jan 20, 2021
FIRE DISASTERS
01:05:13

In keeping with Fullcast tradition, we belly-flop into the offseason by restarting our Disasters Playlist, this time centered around “times you have set things on fire that were not supposed to be on fire.” 


Includes the following instant-classic story elements:


           • “We did not have a fireplace.”

           • “The smoke was visible for miles around.”

           • “Ants survived.”

           • “It was like a terra-cotta jet engine.”


Also, this very quickly becomes our long-awaited musical episode. Surprise! 

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Jan 18, 2021
The Failure State
01:12:21
  • Ill-advised napping locations we have known
  • Sark Week goes sideways, fast
  • Injuries invented during the course of this episode: sex hernia, gamer’s knee, online toe 
  • Right, the title game 
  • So: What is “the failure state”?


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Jan 13, 2021
The Peak of Eternal Light
01:00:06

 - Definitely forgot we had to do one more show before the title game! We are so tired!

 - Magnets, fondly remembered

 - Make time for an old friend, and for Meatloaf

 - If you’ve read this far, we feel comfortable disclosing you are now a member of the John Wick Fitness Empirium. Cancel anytime! 

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Jan 11, 2021
Who’s That Comin’ Down The Tract?
01:03:47

* Folks, they called the Senate runoffs pretty much right in the middle of recording this thing, and then they cancelled Caillou, and we found out about all of this mid-show, so just bear with us okay

* There may or may not be a title game in five days, sure 

* Holly becomes the final Fullcasteer to come up with a voice that she is never allowed to do on the show again

* A robust amount of NFL coaching carousel analysis

* You’re probably overpaying for snakes

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Jan 06, 2021
Your College Football Semifinal Recap
01:17:28

—Jacksonville’s mayor wants to fight people

—Why you can’t legally call paying Lane Kiffin “an investment”

—Ryan tells Notre Dame why you can’t be aggressively cautious during a football game 

—Clay Helton, formulated for the sensitive stomachs of senior cats 

—KIRBY!

—The Italian Christmas Donkey was the Lamborghini of 32 AD 

—#Justice4Han

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Jan 04, 2021
Your 2020 College Football Playoff Preview
01:19:28
  • Ted Lasso, McDonalds meme history, and surprisingly affordable Soviet underwater spear guns: You’re g-d right it’s bowl season
  • Ronald Reagan’s arming Bills fans! Flee for your lives!
  • We finally get Ryan to admit he’s our lawyer, on tape
  • One (1) reader question, answered


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Dec 30, 2020
Werepanthers of Tarrant County
01:09:20
  • Christmas gifts, reviewed 
  • Fast food chicken situations of the Roman Empire, reviewed  
  • Some football, reviewed 
  • A slightly abridged history of medicine 
  • Cheez-It Bowl preview! Sure!

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Dec 28, 2020
The Swedish Yule Goat Arson Story Hour
01:08:18
  • Lotta sniffles in this episode folks! Hope you and yours are holding up better than we are
  • On the anniversary of Spencer revealing he thinks reindeer are some sort of dog, we have just about got him convinced sharks are mammals
  • A rare appearance by our producer, Surber, with thrilling results 
  • An extended bedtime story to remind our readers of the true reason for the season: goat festival crimes


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Dec 23, 2020
Jetski Police Academy
01:09:40

 - Jetski crimes, again

 - But different jetski crimes, this time

 - Playoffs, sure, whatever 

 - Ryan makes Holly cry, not for any of the usual reasons

 - Any of y’all ever try fishing with a Taser? Please let us know

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Dec 21, 2020
The Isle of Alabama Man
00:56:28

--A man jetskied across the Irish Sea for love and he wasn't even from Alabama

--How a dad jailed for jetskiing to another country could never parent effectively again

--Ryan auditions for the CFB Playoff committee

--Actual impassioned profane hollerin' about the very bad playoff rankings

--No one cares about downtrodden underdog USC (no really, it's a thing)

--"When Greg McElroy is on the barricades with you, it's over"

--Talking about games no one wants to happen this weekend because everyone is very tired

--Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss: The game where everything's made up, and nothing matters 

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Dec 16, 2020
Nole Contendere
01:00:37
  • Welcome to the Spartacus multiverse 
  • Which US state has the most snakes? The answer may surprise you!
  • Jason and Ryan conduct a protracted legal battle of wills 
  • Auburn’s up to some Auburn antics, Auburnly 
  • Investment advice for the newly wealthier Gus Malzahn

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Dec 14, 2020
Talk about the Bucks, and also Barry Switzer running the wishbone on the Gauls
01:04:42

--We TALK ABOUT THE BUCKS. (Because we have to.)

--The super-cursed excellent life of Justin Fields

--The playoff rankings are still scared of Coastal Carolina

--Army/Navy is happening in a regular weekend, world is ending

--LSU is the problem that never gets fixed

--"I watched them take my team apart like a cheap chicken"

--What ancient empire built a wall around its recruiting territory?

--How Barry Switzer was obviously Julius Caesar in a former life 

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Dec 09, 2020
Boat Law, Coastal Carolina, and You
01:15:44

--Coastal Carolina and BYU played the Game of the Century

--We learn about CCU's best majors, Theft and Rhetoric

--Don't let your friends take the South Carolina job!

--Dusty Rhodes should have played Gandalf in LOTR

--Iowa State is currently having their best season ever

--Another edition of "Spencer Knows Musical"

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Dec 07, 2020
Clapshot! Playoff Slander and a terrifying Tour of Scottish Cuisine
01:05:29

--An opener with the most amazing glitch in Fullcast history

--20 minutes about Scottish food and booze including the legend of CLAPSHOT

--We apologize to Michigan for our sins against The Mitten

--BYU could have gone 30-0 and still missed the playoff

--Jason shares a terrifying Notre Dame stat

--We ask: Did the Russians put an ape with a shotgun into space?

--Spencer does one accent passably well?

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Dec 02, 2020
Please help my turkey, he huge
01:04:20

--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all

--Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey

--Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles

--the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged

--Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire

--The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets

--Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!)

--We accidentally say insightful and accurate things about Michigan football 

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Nov 30, 2020
James Et Jim
01:05:58
  • Is Notre Dame just Fat Navy?
  • The gang takes genuine offense on behalf of BYU and Cincinnati
  • It’s not a real rivalry game if you’re not psychotic with anxiety beforehand; anyway, here’s Georgia-South Carolina
  • This IS the internet’s only Texas volleyball podcast
  • DO IT AGAIN ELIJAH, ASCEND THE THRONE OF HEAVEN AND CLAIM YOUR CROWN OF IMMORTALITY 

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Nov 25, 2020
Mike Gundy’s Mail-In Ballad
01:12:18

 - Aw shucks it’s just li’l ole Dabo, tryin’ to shove a camel through the eye of a needle again! Ain’t he cute, folks?

 - Please lift our brother Matt Leinart up in your thoughts while he braves as many as several weeks without a trip to the Burbank Cheesecake Factory

 - Rutgers and Michigan star in, “Valentino Ambrosio Imbroglio.” Ten stars. 

 - Where were YOU when you realized every morsel of happiness you experienced this weekend emanated from the Big Ten?

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Nov 23, 2020
The Queen Can Deadlift 758 Pounds
01:14:39

 - Mail(SINGULAR)bag! One (1) reader question, answered in detail, concerning the looming Big Ten Championship Game

 - Spencer begins with an apology and promptly says a whole bunch of other shit he’ll have to apologize for next week

 - The entire crew has some shit to say to Martin Luther

 - A display of what is guaranteed to be the worst Queen of England accent you have ever heard in your natural lives

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Nov 18, 2020
"This Is Being Broadcast To The Entire Country"
01:16:18

 - WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB

 - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna

 - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels

 - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on!

 - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy??

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Nov 16, 2020
WINNING IN ALL THREE PHASES OF GOVERNMENT
00:59:27

 - Another 60-minute half-hour of college football preview content, beginning with at least one game that doesn’t exist anymore!

 - Spencer has robot blindness, to the surprise of absolutely no one

 - Introducing NanoCrabs™!   #TheSplotchWasGood 

 - Miami Batman answers to the Council of Badgers

 - One (1) reader question, answered in thoughtful and thorough detail

 - It used to be a lot easier to just buy dynamite! 

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Nov 11, 2020
Four Seasons Total Podcasting
01:25:31

 - A real-time on-air exploration of the small business community of Appomattox, Virginia

 - A frankly uncomfortable amount of seriously-taken football analysis, sorry bout it

 - Ryan accidentally opens the ark of the covenant of Holly’s Tennessee football feelings, and everyone pays the ultimate price

 - The gang engages in a little discourse with the mechanisms of government

 - Jason has some things to say to Clemson 

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Nov 09, 2020
55 minutes and 24 seconds of backyard audio
00:55:24

...

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Nov 04, 2020
A Thousand Plinys Live In You
01:10:05

—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one 

—Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading 

—Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES 

—Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse 

—Georgia is the Ohio of the South 

—Oregon continues the most efficient season in college football history 

—The Feast of the Rowdy Uncles is this week, aka how Pliny the Elder vaped a geological phenomenon 

—yes we know there is a beer named after Pliny, we did not go to UGA and therefore do not care 

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Nov 02, 2020
The Indiana Jones Never Got Tenure Episode
01:10:42

--A now completely obsolete discussion of the canceled Nebraska/Wisconsin game!

--Why Indiana Jones never got tenure and was a serious national security risk

--Mizzou/Florida should be interesting, no it will, please, come back nooo ---

--SICKOS TIME (Hello Northwestern/Iowa)

--Let's all pray that Auburn/LSU comes down to Jason's proposed "Three point safety"

--Our reader question this week leads to Ryan living at a driving range 

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Oct 28, 2020
Indiana's Gonna Win the Football Game
01:11:39

--Cajun Aquaman controls all the crawdads

--A review of the weekend of special teams wonders, aka The Night of the Punter

--INDIANA WON THE FOOTBALL GAME, THAT HAPPENED

--Jim and Dan called a Michigan game and our dads got into a fight

--A celebratory reading of Kentucky's amazing box score

--Proposed: The Wisconsin Marathon (with post-race beers and brats, of course)

--Holly dares the Donner Party to email her with complaints

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Oct 26, 2020
The Eating 12,000 Calories a Day in Honor of the Big Ten Episode
00:57:44

--A brief discussion of the World's Strongest Men and why they listen to the Fullcast

--Will a Strongman eat your pets? We ask important questions here

--We're calling that shot: Nebraska is going to beat Ohio State!

--No one will remember this! If we're wrong, and we will be, it won't matter!

--If we're right we will never let anyone forget how we called it!

--Ryan and Jason invent the concept of "Fresno as America's 'base' in hide and seek"

--A big discussion of this week's mailbag question: What is the worst kids' book?

--And why is it a book about a child rampaging through a New York hotel without punishment or correction? 

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Oct 21, 2020
The Larry King College Football Recap Episode
01:24:27

-- Intro: Larry King is insane, and Spencer cannot pronounce "Tyra" 

-- Jet Pack Guy is the only person fully embracing 2020, and even he wouldn't land at South Carolina/Auburn

-- Ryan believes Georgia failed in the second half against Bama due to simple math

-- "Not only do they never run the ball, but they are terrible at it when they do" -- Jason, accurately, on Mississippi State

-- How the Pac-12 might end up with no ranked teams

-- Nothing in UNC/Florida State made any sense!

-- A closing discussion of Larry King and why he is a legit crazy person 

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Oct 19, 2020
The Great Howard’s Rock Heist
00:47:24

 - Our 30-minute show centered around one reader question a) is 47 ½ minutes long and b) spends the first 11 minutes of the episode sharing our respective feelings about planets 

- Six (6) minutes later there is another brief detour back to the planets and our opinions thereof

- All hail Jupiter, the stoutest Kentucky running back of the galaxy

- An important opportunity for careful listeners to steal Spencer’s identity 

- A reader question is finally addressed. Was it yours??

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Oct 14, 2020
Greco-Roman Gods of the Georgia Piedmont
01:14:13

--This week, Georgia is the pontoon boat with attached putting green of everyone's dreams

--A thorough dissection of the AP poll for the first time in the show's history

--Lane Kiffin had a panty on his head during the Alabama game

--A review of Greco-Roman gods of the Georgia Piedmont

--Note: This was recorded before Vandy/Mizzou got canceled!

--Note: We talk about COVID and the season! In an accidentally prescient fashion!

--Final note: Second show drops on Wednesday! Listen! Subscribe! OBEY. 

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Oct 13, 2020
The SACK TIME Holistic Wellness Program
01:07:50

 - Jason is back, show still falls apart in under a minute; it’s still Spencer’s fault so never say we’re inconsistent

 - Holly forgets what consonance is, shame her 

 - A crockpot-based Twilight Zone episode ensues

 - Ryan leads a game of WOULD YOU RATHER: have a squirrel crawl down your throat OR call Lions games for 31 years??

 - Definitely the most times we’ve ever said “jicama” on this show 

 - One (one) reader question, answered at length. Was it yours???

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Oct 07, 2020
The Oklahoma Asswhippin’ News Network
01:00:53

 - SURPRISE MONDAY SHOW NONE SHALL KNOW THE HOUR

 - Jason is absent and it takes the rest of the gang all of one (1) minute of airtime to just completely fall apart

 - [CLAP CLAP] Oklahoma, one loss this time [CLAP CLAP] Two losses now! [CLAP CLAP CLAP] 

 - Well it’s year 3 for Jimbo and it looks like WHO CARES GOT ATVS 

 - Auburn spoils their own narrative arc with an early FIRE GUS spoiler

 - Please meet Ryan’s most devastating creation yet, “Sexual Anarchist Lane Kiffin”

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Oct 05, 2020
The Philadelphia Story
01:17:37

 - A timely BLOOD WEEK sermon 

 - Two bigole snakes treadin’ on each other, and their respective complaints

 - Confronting the glowing specter of ... a second college football podcast??

 - This Saturday night, witness the DADVANTAGE 1982 game of the week

 - Truly just an extravagant amount of Philadelphia Eagles analysis

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Sep 30, 2020
Normal SEC football preview 2020
01:44:35

- Which SEC East team has the leadership to succeed?

- SEC West expectations, realistically managed

- Sober consideration of SEC expansion candidates: Missouri?

- Diligent research into the intersections of things and other things

- Focused discussion on only these topics for the entire 7,000-minute run time

- Definitely not an hour-plus of nonsense before any SEC football talk

- You're on the bad internet. Join the good internet: patreon.com/mooncrew

- wikipedia.org

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Sep 23, 2020
Whoops, we brought back Big Ten football
01:11:17

- Spencer has huge feelings about the Nebraska Cornhuskers

- Oh right, we just had the biggest Blood Week of all time

- Journalism is free at mooncrew.substack.com

- Make our Discord your new social network via patreon.com/mooncrew

- See you in El Paso!!

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Sep 16, 2020
Colorado's got a great gambling program
01:19:43

- Welcome to coach-firing season! It's always coach-firing season!

- Time for the NCAA to acknowledge student-gambler-athletes

- Oh no, it's Auburn vs. Pitt week

- No Week 2 football games previewed, because there are no guarantees Week 2 exists

- Not that we'd preview football games anyway

- Join us in newly launched Moon Crew Discord via patreon.com/mooncrew!

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Sep 09, 2020
Dr. Pepper’s ’Zona Farts Club Plan
01:09:19

- Week 0 recapped in terms of long snappers

- Holly has a new Jeff Fisher

- Technical Difficulties bingo: Jason's all cranky about being in a time delay

- Ryan's ongoing lifehack: wisely avoiding football

- Spencer shares the harrowing tale of the Poop Doctor

- Week 1 previewed, for like 30 seconds

- A lot of strolling around Wikipedia, putting ourselves in the line of royal succession, and other Week 1 prep

- Rate/review the Fullcast imho

- Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com

- Support this show and actual good stuff via ko-fi.com/mooncrew

- Advertiser inquiries welcome at shutdownfullcast@gmail.com

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Sep 02, 2020
Also receiving votes: Jerry Falwell Jr.
01:15:41

- A hastily assembled preseason top 25, prepared by our readers

- CENTRAL ARKANSAS IS IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND THEY WANNA FIGHT

- Who is more 2020: Pitt, Ole Miss, or other?

- SNAPTIE

- Rate and review the Fullcast!

- Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com!

- Let us know what you think of the Sinful Seven so far!

- Let us know what you might think of a Moon Crew Discord!

- Share this podcast with a friend, as if you are Jerry Falwell Jr.! 

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Aug 26, 2020
GOLF DISASTERS
01:32:24

Welcome to GOLF CAMP


- The extended Fullcast-verse just raised $450,000 for refugee charity New American Pathways holy shit

- Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com, new blog home for Spencer, Jason, Alex Kirshner, and Richard Johnson

- Golf history: far more violent than you'd expect

- The only way to stop golfing is to keep golfing

- Scottish Charles Barkley

- Phil Mickelson chooses to bomb not because it is easy, but because it is hard

- GOLF GEESE

- GOLF FOX

- GOLF DUCK

- Rate and review on podcast apps, if you please!

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Aug 19, 2020
Preserving one weekend of college football
01:21:09

We drafted 16 special games and placed them in a schedule

 

- But first, 40 minutes of whole other stuff happened

- The longest Podcast Business of all time

- We are all currently racing to Indianapolis to hide in a T-shirt warehouse

- 2020 Charity Bowl praising and ... encouragement

- So much Iowa, just generally so much Iowa

- Spencer makes the worst choice, which turns out to be the best choice

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Aug 12, 2020
Ranking the ACC by ACC Coastal-ness
01:09:06

The 2020 ACC Coastal preview has arrived as normal. Why wouldn't it?


- Our 2020 preview series incorporates the B.E.L.K. method

- "Moon Snakes"

- "Space Sandwich"

- "Nap House"

- Buy the Sinful Seven, a book you'll like by five people who did a good job making it

- All conference divisions are foolhardy

- How ACC Coastal is Notre Dame?

- Time to stress-test Homefield Apparel dot com's order-processing capability

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Aug 07, 2020
Per Aspera Ad Astra
01:53:09
This is the end of a show that lasted longer and traveled farther than any of its hosts ever contemplated. Like most episodes themselves, that end is sudden and unexpected and may not make much sense to you. It contains answer to some questions, but not all of them, and gets bogged down with weird distractions. The moon is there, and so is Casio Dog, and the Fullcat, and Bobby Petrino. Welcome. This was the Shutdown Fullcast, and we hope you enjoyed it, because we sure as hell did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 22, 2020
A Survey of Dumb Dogs
00:49:45
Let us assemble to talk about the only pressing subject in college football or the world at large: dogs, and the very dumb things they eat/do/think. (WARNING: Also contains discussion of Spencer pooping outdoors.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 15, 2020
College football's Firefly Funhouse
00:57:44
When you have to confront your evil self in a nightmare zone, that's a spring game. Introducing MORON OPERA, America's finest storytelling mode When a rasslin match convinces you the evil clown is the good guy Florida faces its demons in the funhouse NC State faces its horrifying LACK OF A FACE! And a swamplord from USC's past returns with vengeance Also, football coaches, please just read the card and stop ad-libbing about the pandemic, thanks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 08, 2020
The Shutdown Isolationcast, Cont'd
00:56:06
On this episode, Spencer and Holly talk to a real live medical doctor about Covid-19 and what you can do to help. Also, there are some very silly conversations about a medical drama starring SEC coaches, rat tails, Godfrey eating an unpleasant but not impossible amount of fast food for charity, and laser tag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 01, 2020
Obey The Waffle House Index
00:54:52
As the Shutdown Fullcast continues quarantine, we review the emergency status of the South's major breakfast chains, give you helpful Italian lessons, and ponder the meaning of unexpected knives. Don't worry if this description doesn't make sense. Nothing else does, either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 25, 2020
Tampa Bay Tom, Prepper Types, and English Village/QB Prospect
01:33:26
If you're thinking this episode seems strangely like the episodes the Fullcast releases when the world's operating normally, consider this: we were preparing you all along! (We weren't. We don't plan that well.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 18, 2020
MASCOT DISASTERS PANTHEON: Are mascots having a moment?
00:55:19
Welcome to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, only Bill Simmons podcast, and only Ringer NBA podcast. Today we're discussing: An American rite of passage: having to sweat in a pig costume on a 95-degree day Seriously, were all of you Piggly Wiggly mascots as kids What to do when Hank Aaron sees you nude What to do when you are a nude Willie the Wildcat The Deontay Wilder entrance costume of dangerously slapped-together dragon mascots "My mom managed a Big Dog Sportswear. Governor Schwarzenegger was coming to the mall." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 11, 2020
Coaches as pro wrestlers: 2020 draft
01:05:39
Time once again for the college football internet's single most reliable content: PICKING COACHES WHO SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER Holly, Jason, and Spencer are each managing their own stables, drafting FBS head coaches to build five-man tag teams You, the Podcast Readership, have also filled out a draft board and get a five-coach team of your own Ryan is not here, so we're giving him all the lowest-voted coaches from your draft board Ryan's team will be competing for the Intercontinental title at absolute most Tell a friend about our stupid podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 03, 2020
Your Moments of Limitlessness
01:11:11
Hot streaks are real. Everyone gets that moment - on a basketball court or in a casino or at work or wherever - where you just absolutely cannot be stopped. These are, in effect, the anti-disasters, in which you are the force to be reckoned with. We are here to celebrate those moments, in your lives and in the lives of college football players, even if sometimes they're just "I did this dumb thing multiple times and it didn't kill me!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 25, 2020
Too Many Coaches: A Trivia Contest
00:36:43
Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 18, 2020
The Romance Disasters Episode
01:06:01
February means Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day means romance, and the Shutdown Fullcast means disaster. We review your tales of amorous failure and share a few of our own. Please note: if you have used the Fullcast to find love of your own, we would love to hear about it and we will not be held responsible in the event of your breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 11, 2020
The Only National Signing Day Podcast Episode
00:54:22
Spencer and Holly are both out sick, so Jason and Ryan are joined by Banner Society's Alex Kirshner to talk about why Signing Day is suddenly a bad time for USC, what Georgia's rise as a talent state means, and what our individual college processes looked like. As a bonus, we're then joined by longtime contributor Brian Floyd to talk about the coaching change at Michigan State through the lens of "how could you drive an Acura to Africa from very very very far away?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 04, 2020
Live in Jacksonville (November 1, 2019)
01:17:24
Way back in November, we went to Jacksonville and did a live show! I would be lying if I said i remembered the things that we talked about, although I know Florida disasters (football and otherwise) is on there. Also, UConn was playing Navy during the show. They lost by 46, which proves if your choice is come to a Fullcast live show or play Navy in football, you should pick the live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 28, 2020
Who could go toe-to-toe with 2019 LSU?
00:58:28
If you're Mike Bloomberg or someone associated with the Mike Bloomberg 2020 Campaign, don't read below this. Just reach out (compliance@bannersociety.com) and let's figure out how your money can become our money. If you're not Mike Bloomberg, this episode is about theoretical matchups that would fluster 2019 LSU, and by theoretical we mean everything from very good Miami teams to time-traveling Derrick Henry clones. Does it make sense? More than our proposal for a top-loading microwave does! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 21, 2020
Digesting the 2019 National Championship
00:42:08
Is Odell Beckham Jr. a robot who spits out currency compulsively? Which Olympian was Spencer completely dismissive towards? Why is every Boston College coach's name "[First Name] Boston" and do you care that we just made that up on our own? Is Robocop real and how did he get to New Orleans? Can God make Ed Orgeron so strong that even He can't pin Coach O? Early in this episode, Spencer mentions the memorial fund for Ed Aschoff. If you're interested in donating but don't want to rewind to listen to him read the address, here you go: Donations to the Edward Aschoff Memorial Fund at UF’s College of Journalism and Communications can be made out to the “U.F. Foundation”, sent to P.O. Box 14425, Gainesville, FL 32604, Attn: Gift Processing. Please note "Edward Aschoff Memorial Fund" in the memo area. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 17, 2020
Your 2019 National Championship Game Preview
01:05:15
LSU-Clemson promises to be an intriguing game, with plenty of skill talent, schematic variation, and narrative meat to enjoy. And we talk about a lot of those things, because this podcast can talk about football when it wants to, dammit! But first we make you listen to some nonsense about the NFL playoffs, Nas, Ed Orgeron's shopping habits, Spencer's bare legs, and Pokemon. WELCOME! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 08, 2020
EMERGENCY WET KIRBYCAST
00:18:56
Holly and Spencer really just wanted to talk about the most important event of the bowl season: Kirby Smart taking the heaviest Gatorade bath of all time. (And the resulting stories of our worst workplace spills) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 02, 2020
Christmas Disasters
01:20:49
On this episode, people are injured/attacked by brothers, birds, guns, knives, Nerf ammunition, fool's gravy, squirrels, fish bones, and The Emotional Expectations That Come With Christmas. It's fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2019
40 for 40, 2019 Edition: Which Bowl Foods would kill Ryan the quickest?
00:37:42
Technically, this is the bowl preview episode that contains both semifinal games. You will therefore not be surprised to learn that we spent most of our time discussing Potato Bowl recipes, Outback menu nutrition information, and whether all citrus fruits are actually just oranges. You're welcome! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2019
40 for 40, 2019 Edition: The Gamification of Bowl Games
00:57:26
Rejoice! The 40 for 40 moves to the location-based bowls, including the Arizona, Belk, Birmingham, Camping World, Mobile, Music City, Sun, and Texas. Somehow, these bowls are turned into a progressively harder video game of sorts, which ends with Jimbo Fisher buying someone else's hair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 24, 2019
40 for 40, 2019 Edition: The Intensely Geopolitical Bowl Preview
01:07:46
At least two things happen on this episode: The Alamo, Armed Forces, Cheez-It, First Responder, Independence, Liberty, and Military Bowls are mentioned in some way. We trade Missouri for Mexico. Which one of those two is worse for national unity? Hard to say. We'll look back in ten or twenty years and know the answer, though, so that's fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 20, 2019
40 for 40, 2019 Edition: Alternative National Championship Games
01:07:18
It's time to review the Cotton, Gator, Holiday, Quick Lane, Pinstripe, Red Box, and Rose Bowls based on the following very silly premise - if you had to go back in time and convince 2009 you that this was the 2019 national championship game, what tale would you spin to make that sound convincing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 17, 2019
40 for 40, 2019 Edition: A Pre-Christmas Crime Spree
01:13:06
This episode starts with a discussion of a long-time Tampa adult entertainment store and mostly ends with unsolved axe murders. Somewhere in between those, there is discussion of the pre-Christmas bowl games, but only as they are theoretically useful for doing crimes. This is the 40 for 40 and shame on you if you expected something different. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 13, 2019
BOWL SEASON PREDICTIONS: Harbaugh vs. Saban at Epcot
00:57:12
Dabo Swinney gets into some light idolatry, Nick Saban and Jim Harbaugh will get into a fight on Spaceship Earth, every bowl game is just a 1950s vacation to somewhere with cigarettes, and the Sun Bowl is the only bowl game anyone should really play Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 09, 2019
The 2019 BVP Award (f.k.a. the People's Heisman)
00:57:44
Spencer, Jason, and Ryan meet to review the nominees for the 2019 BVP Award, the award we bestow upon the most college football player of the season. Many deserving candidates were discussed, from Hawaii QB Cole McDonald to LSU QB Joe Burrow's Butt. But only one could win, and we congratulate that winner, who we will not name in this description because that defeats the purpose. We also talked about Coach of the Year and Game of the Year nominees and winners. Are these awards real, you ask? Is anything, on a long enough geologic time span, we counter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 06, 2019
Nick Saban & Ole Miss are pissed - Week 14, Reviewed
01:16:07
This episode contains discussion of many important games and coaching changes around the sport of college football, but let us be perfectly clear: the only actually important part of this show is our demand that Mizzou hire Coach Brick. Coach Brick is the way of the future for Mizzou football. Any option that is not Coach Brick is a terrible plan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 02, 2019
BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: Thanksgiving Blood Soup
00:52:14
We continue our review of historical blood weeks with a trip to Thanksgiving Week, 2010. Ralph Friedgen was still at Maryland. Mike Stoops was still at Arizona. Dabo and Clemson went 6-7! These were different times, but that does not mean there was an absence of ranking upheaval, even if it cost us one of our best shots at a non-power making the BCS Championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 27, 2019
Arizona State Has Been Considered - Week 13, Reviewed
01:13:54
So many things happened on this week's episode. Some of them were planned, like talking about the FCS bracket, reviewing how great it is that FIU's kicker throat-slashed Miami, praising Herm Edwards Brain for being trapped in the NFL, or feeling afraid of Ohio State. Some of them were not planned, like Jason's weird eating habits revealed or Billy Dee William's Grizzly Bear Movie. Again - only college football podcast, thank you for listening, etc. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 25, 2019
Thanksgiving Disasters
01:29:48
Perhaps more than any other holiday, Thanksgiving mixes volatile family dynamics, recipes that amateur cooks can easily bungle, travel stress, and the potential for major property damage. That's a mixture primed for disaster and, good LORD, did y'all have some disasters to share with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 22, 2019
Reverse Fixer Upper - Week 12, Reviewed
00:50:02
Week 12 left Spencer, Holly, and Ryan with many important questions, like: Have Chip and Joanna ever found a corpse in a property? Why do people agree to go to Iowa? What do you with Utah at this point? What's the meanest thing you can say about the Georgia offense? How many people got convicted for that big biker shootout in Waco a while back? What do Texas and Iowa State have in common? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 18, 2019
Scandal Appreciation with Bomani Jones
01:07:10
Bomani Jones joins Spencer, Holly, and Jason for a discussion of Banner Society and The Right Time’s series on how money and college football players meet Bobby Petrino wearing Sugar Bowl gear to his motorcycle crash presser Texas A&M and how you can avoid wearing a uniform by just getting a dog Which schools have never tried cheating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 15, 2019
Week 11, Revie-SHOUTING ABOUT BUCKEYES
01:06:31
- Spencer has a new song for you! Won't that be a treat! - You can guess Georgia coach P.J. Fleck's catch phrase if you think about it - Baylor's anti-science crusade is breaking CFB analytics - Adjectives that must be used when referencing 2019 Illinois - Jason concludes 2019 Arkansas is the 1,014th best SEC team ever - Transitive losses to App State: everyone has one - Holly WANTS to talk about Tennessee? - Discussions of teams like Rutgers and Alabama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 11, 2019
The Rutgers Episode
00:49:41
Because it is Rutgers Week, we have given you an entire episode that is about Rutgers - its history, its highest moments, its future, its weird sandwiches, and so forth. This is probably what you wanted, right? Right??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 08, 2019
Talkin Bout The Noles! Week 10, Reviewed
01:09:39
An actual discussion about Willie Taggart’s firing at Florida State after just 21 games at the job, everyone wondering what a grown man has to say to get kicked out of the Liberty Bowl, clowning on Nebraska because we can, a brief mention of that whole Georgia-beating-Florida thing in Jacksonville, extended wowing at how bad Arkansas and Chad Morris has gone,  and an appreciation of the only college football stadium that could be a level in Tony Hawk Pro Skater Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 04, 2019
Catching up on The 2019 Bold Predictions Game
00:45:23
As we stumble into November, some of the possibilities contained within our Bold Predictions Game have proven true or false. Kentucky didn't beat Florida. An FCS team beat a Power 5 team. Auburn didn't lose to its first four Power 5 opponents (not even close, actually). Hawaii beat a Pac-12 team. Twice! But many predictions are still up for grabs. Which power conference won't make the playoff? Will every Big 12 coach stay in their current job? Is another school going to leave the American, inspired by UConn's bravery? Can UMass beat Northwestern? Can South Carolina beat Clemson? Will we get a Pac-12 title game with no California participants? Does Spencer remember our New Mexico Bowl partnership proposal hashtag? No, Spencer does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 01, 2019
Ludicrous Playoff Scenarios and Week 9, Reviewed
01:30:23
WARNING: This episode contains praise for the Ohio State Buckeyes, substantive discussion of Michigan-Notre Dame, a fair amount of Rose Bowl talk, and multiple examinations of how the Big Ten could get two teams into the Playoff. While there are other topics discussed, we must warn anyone who is not prepared to get this Midwestern about the journey ahead of them, which features a guest appearance from Ludicrous Playoff Scenario Seer Alex Kirshner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 28, 2019
The Unnecessary NFL Relocation Draft
01:12:46
These days NFL teams only move two places: to Los Angeles or away from Los Angeles (Las Vegas counts as both, just trust us). This sucks and is boring, so we are taking matters into our own hands and moving teams wherever we want using a confusing draft process with unclear rules. It's fine, it works out for everyone involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 25, 2019
Introducing the BVP Award - Week 8, Reviewed
01:01:55
Holly, Jason, and Spencer come to you bearing the following tidings (I'm not totally sure what tidings are but I am also too lazy to look): - Behold our SOONER SCHOONER CHAOS POWERS - Some early nominees for the 2019 BVP, given to college football's most college football player - ILLINOIS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Butts - Now you know a single thing about Ball State! - Tell a friend to attend our live show in Jacksonville Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 21, 2019
BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: Mid-October vs. the moon
00:50:18
In this episode, we celebrate the eternal cyclical beauty of the Pac-12 devouring its own, Georgia functioning as a perennial drunken bridesmaid, and renew our blood oaths against Earth’s boldest enemy, The Moon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 18, 2019
Come Fantifa With Us - Week 7, Recapped
01:16:38
Georgia lost a Muschampin' Contest, but that does not make this week a Blood Week. (Patience, you who thirst for chaos and woe!) We will give you a dollar in Fullcast Download Store Credit if you can tell us what the Pac-12 South standings are, we determine how many games Iowa can win the rest of the year if they score twelve points and only twelve points in all of those games, we talk a lot about the extended Fansville universe, and the Sandman stops by for a minute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 14, 2019
The Edges of Fandom
01:02:31
Because we work with and around Braves fans, we decided to spend this episode contemplating the losses that have pushed various fanbases to consider just walking away and being done with the whole thing. Warning: if you are a fan of the Pirates, Bengals, and Arkansas, this will be a super unpleasant episode for you. But your life is probably kinda weird to start with, no? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 11, 2019
SACK TIME! - Week 6, Recapped
01:11:40
Spencer, Holly, and Jason enjoyed Iowa-Michigan the way they didn't know it was intended to be consumed: entirely via Michigan radio broadcast. (Ryan just watched it on TV, like an idiot.) That's why most of this episode is Midwestern chortling and shouting, even when we talk about: - The ACC embracing nonsense as a conference identity - The Tennessee squirrel - Whether or not Pitt can fire the superweapon again, or even fired it at all - Auburn-Florida - Whatever the hell the Pac-12 is doing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 07, 2019
Live! In Charlotte
01:12:04
A hearty thank you to all the wonderful people who came out to our live show in Charlotte, where we did what any good guest would do and mostly just trashed the ACC. But, you know, in fun Fullcast ways. Did this tick off one person in attendance to the point where he almost kind of sort of tried to take over the show? Yes, but he's right that the ACC has won two of the last three national titles, a thing we definitely did not know and nobody talks about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 05, 2019
A Trust Exercise - Week 5, Recapped
00:59:40
Hi, it's Ryan. I'm not on this episode because my internet was being a real shit, and I haven't listened to it yet, so I have no idea what it contains! I predict there's probably some talk about Rutgers and UNC, and Spencer probably freaks out about the Auburn-Florida game. Maybe something about Virginia Tech getting flattened by Duke? Shrug. Let's find out together. Surely I won't be mocked and slandered on this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 30, 2019
September Awards Season
00:53:40
It's time to stop and reflect on the season that's been. (Yes, we know there's still a lot of season still to come. Hush.) We're talking September Heisman, figuring out what happened in the early part of the season that will stick in our memories, handing out some Assies, recognizing statistical leaders like Evan Weaver, Tackle Bear, and arguing about cake.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 27, 2019
The Pac-12 Owns Entertainment - Week 4, Recapped
00:59:27
Two things you will learn on this episode: 1. Never watch Georgia!  2. Always watch the Pac-12! Other things you will heard discussed on this episode! - The delightful weirdness of UCLA-Washington State - Pitt saved its only good idea for an opponent who might not even be accredited - The worst Arkansas team to ever be televised - Finally, communism accomplishes something Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 23, 2019
BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: Sanguine Septembers
01:12:04
Blood Week (which Jason and Ryan laid out a helpful guide to here) usually happens later in the calendar, but there's nothing stopping it from popping up earlier. We looked at three Septembers where the rankings became a real revolving door. - 2008, when Blood Week went to both coasts - 1974, when Blood Week become Blood Fortnight - And 1984, when we had a whole dang BLOOD MONTH BONUS FEEDBACK TIME! We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you (don't laugh). It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://voxmedia.iad1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_ewVXHPZIsQNlxCR?Source=note Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 20, 2019
BIG NUDE SATURDAY - Week 3, Recapped
00:52:28
We didn't necessarily learn a lot in Week 3, but what we did was important: just because Iowa-Iowa State is El Assico doesn't mean several other games aren't also El Assico. Looking at you, Florida-Kentucky. And Pitt-Penn State. And Michigan State-Arizona State. BONUS: stay to the end and learn about the dumbest midgame crowd entertainment plan ever, courtesy of Indiana!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 16, 2019
Live In Houston!
01:05:15
We went back to Texas, and this time we talked about something wholly irrelevant to the audience: dead or mostly dead rivalries. Does that mean we spent a lot of time on Mizzou and Nebraska? Yes, yes it does. We're very good at reading the room, and for the right amount of money, we will perform at your wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 14, 2019
Michigan Must Defend Our Borders Now
00:56:03
Like Hugh Freeze, Spencer's "out sick" for this episode, so Holly, Jason, and Ryan get to dissect Week 2, from LSU's fireworks stand offense to Hawaii controlling the Pac-12 to which OTHER old Tennessee coaches should take over for Jeremy Pruitt to P.J. Fleck getting enough video game cash to buy something other than the default outfit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 09, 2019
Make Your Own Rivalry
00:59:16
Long ago, Colorado decided it was going to turn Nebraska into a rival. It took a while to work, but the Buffs pulled it off, so we're following their example and creating new potential rivalries of our own with your help. (Oh, we also wrote some of them down.) This episode is also about Spencer being a coastal elite with a sincere love for Italian sparkling wine, if any of that appeals to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 07, 2019
The Hugh Freeze Hospital Bed Episode
01:02:57
Look, there's a significant amount of football discussion on this episode, seeing how Tennessee lost at home to Georgia State and (other football games that are not nearly as funny as that). I'm sure we said funny or insightful or stupid things about those games, but let's be honest about why we're all here: to talk about Hugh Freeze coaching a football game from a hospital bed they put in the press box. Because Hugh Freeze coached a football game from a hospital bed they put in the press box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 03, 2019
A History of the People's Heisman
01:08:26
ATTENTION LAWYERS: THIS IS NOT THE HEISMAN TROPHY WE"RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE DO NOT SUE US, AS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY ANYWAYS. This episode is about the People's Heisman, an entirely different award in that it doesn't currently exist in trophy form and has never formally been awarded to anyone, and a very similar award in that we only sort of kind of decided who qualifies for it. Simply put, the People's Heisman is for the players we remember fondly not necessarily because they were the best or most accomplished but because they were just so very memorable. It's for a Quinton Flowers, or a Joel Lanning, or a Scooby Wright, or a Jared Lorezen (RIP).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 30, 2019
Why don't they make the whole season out of Week 0?
01:02:47
Between Florida and Miami trying to melt down in any possible direction and Hawaii-Arizona doing the same but with way more scoring and quarterbacks who look like they wanna fight Johnny Utah, Week 0 was...a colossal success! We talk about that and a few storylines we'll be throwing our stupid little hearts into this year.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 26, 2019
Welcome! To Your First Shutdown Fullcast
01:00:54
Congratulations! You have decided to start listening to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast. This episode is designed to help you understand the accumulated lore, riffs, and nonsense that make up the fabric of this show, but because it was designed by the hosts, it may not prove to be very helpful. If you are here because of a friend who recommended the show, please tell them thanks from us. If you are here because of a friend who has pranked you, please tell them thanks from us anyways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 23, 2019
The World's First "Mailbag" Show
01:05:57
Nobody had ever thought to have people send in questions that podcast hosts could answer on a recorded episode. But then we went and did it, because we're podcast innovators. Please send us thousands of dollars so we can consult for your business or whatever.  The questions on this episode include, but are not limited to: - Who takes over at Bama after Nick Saban? - What team is most ready to explode into a dumpster fire?  - What would you choose as the mascot if you were the AD of a new program? - How are our skin care routines looking?  - Which children's entertainment is the worst?  - What is a blender's highest use?  - Did people think Garth Brooks was sexy in the mid 90s? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 20, 2019
The Vacation Disasters Episode
01:02:02
Vacations are like any other carefully planned human endeavor: they are subject to complete and total collapse, from predictable factors and from shit you never saw coming. You, the listeners, have pooped yourselves, seriously injured yourselves, left each other in jail on false charges, been conquered by Disney, and caused permanent damage to your relationships. Fortunately, we have done these things, too. The Shutdown Fullcast: We All Sink Down Here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 16, 2019
Prep School, or How to Improve Your 2019 College Football Experience
00:41:47
Our listeners share their tips and tricks for a more pleasant Saturday viewing experience, we discuss the college football destinations we have yet to enjoy but want to visit, and somehow we talk about clothes Ryan bought in middle school.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 13, 2019
The 2019 Bold Predictions Game
00:50:59
As we approach a new season of college football, we, as esteemed members of the national media, have an important job before us: to embrace bold, possibly stupid, predictions about what is yet to come and spread them into the world. But we want to break down the distinction between "host" and "listener," which is why we have turned this honored task into a game that you can play as well! Go to https://forms.gle/gJH1TH9HhkkyUyQY6 to enter, and throughout the season we'll tell you exactly how much better you are than Ryan at this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 07, 2019
Our Favorite (Non-Football) Offseason Things
01:04:29
This is the episode where we try to convince you we are reasonably well-rounded people who travel and read for pleasure and watch television that isn't just whatever weird Minnesota replay the Big Ten Network has picked out for a summer Tuesday afternoon. Maybe you'll get some ideas for new things you can enjoy in the remaining days before football season starts. Maybe you'll think our taste sucks and tweet us better things we should have consumed. Either one is fine, just remember: send those tweets to @38Godfrey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 02, 2019
2019 Preview, Part 5: The Purple and also Not Purple Teams
01:21:56
Richard Johnson joins Holly, Spencer, and Jason to preview the Purple Division and the Assorted Division, because no, we weren't organized enough to avoid having a grab bag division where the teams don't wear the same colors. That one has BYU, Hawaii, Miami, Michigan State, Ohio State, and Oregon, while the Purple Division has Clemson, Kansas State, LSU, Northwestern, TCU, and Washington. If our arbitrary conference setup did not include your school, it means they're either: a) terrible and going to be trash this year or b) secretly amazing but we're betting lots of money on them and don't want the secret to get out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 30, 2019
2019 Preview, Part 4: Teams a L'Orange
00:54:28
Podcast newbie Steven Godfrey joins Holly, Spencer, and Ryan to preview the Orange Division and the Fake Orange Division. The former includes Auburn, Florida, Oklahoma State, Syracuse, Tennessee, and Texas; the latter brings you Arizona State (sort of), Boston College, Iowa State, USC, Virginia, and Virginia Tech. Maybe you're thinking some of those schools aren't orange at all, to which we will remind you that red and yellow mixed together MAKE orange. That's Colors 101, sucker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 24, 2019
2019 Preview, Part 3: The Yellowest Teams
01:16:54
After this episode, we're now 60% of the way through previewing ever-well, ok SOME of this year's college football teams. This is the Conference Yellow, aka the Piss 12, and it includes Appalachian State, Army, Cal, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Iowa, Michigan, Mizzou, Purdue, Toledo, UCF, and West Virginia. This is also the episode where Spencer does one of the worst things he's ever done on this show, and we're sorry but we cannot control him. Is this a bad time to mention that Shutdown Fullcast has been nominated for best Sports +Recreation podcast in this year’s People’s Choice Podcast Awards? It is? Too bad! Cast your vote for Shutdown Fullcast at https://www.podcastawards.com/app/signup before July 31st. (One vote per category.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 16, 2019
2019 Preview, Part 2: The Bluest Teams
01:14:45
Our super dumb season preview continues with THE BLUE CONFERENCE, home to Boise State, Buffalo, Georgia Southern, Kentucky, Memphis, and Penn State in one division and Arizona, Navy, North Carolina, Notre Dame, Pitt, and UCLA in the other. Holly and Spencer were out for this one, so we brought on special guest Alex Kirshner and person who is on the show all the time Brian Floyd. Does that mean we talked about football and not nonsense? Friend, no. No, it does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 09, 2019
2019 Preview, Part 1: The Reddest Teams
01:21:40
It's season preview time, and this year we're realigning all* of college football by the only system that matters to us: uniform color! We begin with THE RED CONFERENCE, a twelve team league consisting of Alabama, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Washington Statein one division and Georgia, Nebraska, NC State, Stanford, Utah, and Wisconsin in the other. Who will reign supreme? How will we even decide that? What Bill C. secrets will we reveal, changing your whole understanding of this show? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 02, 2019
Live at the Ann Arbor Downtown Library
01:27:35
As the capper to our 2019 Charity Bowl, we headed up to Ann Arbor for a live show on the most sensible day to stay inside possible: the summer solstice, with amazing weather. And because this was a Michigan show, we had to do Michigan things, like: - War trivia - Auditing the business departments of the Big Ten - War fan fiction - Explaining how all of football owes its existence to Michigan - Generally feeling superior to Michigan State in all things Special thanks to the Ann Arbor District Library and the squad at MGoBlog helping make this show possible. (Unless you hate it, in which case they had nothing to do with it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 25, 2019
Beatdowns: A Retrospective
00:51:58
No team wants to catch a beatdown, but wanting can only get you so far in life, as it turns out. Usually, that beatdown comes at the hands of a powerhouse, like the USWNT, or Oklahoma, or UConn Football. In every case, a beatdown is something to be beheld and regarded, like a freak accident or a zoo animal that gets stuck on the roof of a skyscraper. We will not shame those who deliver beatdowns in this home. We will seek them out and remind you that they are real, and that they can happen at any level, at any time. Especially if you're at a Rutgers game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 18, 2019
Scary Stories to Tell in #Pac12AfterDark
00:54:08
The world's only college football podcast always makes the most logical choice, and that is why this episode is about SPOOKY STORIES TO TELL AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. Topics include: - Which coach’s head is secretly held on to his body by a velvet ribbon? - Ryan is not in this show because every terrible story you ever heard about New York came true at once, in his bloodstream - A great deal of time is spent in Indiana without properly taunting Indiana, and for that we apologize in advance - Also a lot of freshwater ecology talk, for some reason Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 11, 2019
BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: The SEC's Bowlpocalypse
01:07:48
The Blood Week History Series turns its gory eye to Bowl Season, (No, bowl season is not a week, but all measures of time are human constructs anyways.) Though many candidates were worthy of consideration for the bloodiest bowl season, only one included: - A beloved postseason donnybrook - Former SWC powerhouses squaring off  - Persistent Boise State doubt, somehow - Well-regarded Mississippi teams (plural!) - Disrespected Ohio State BLOOD WEEK HISTORY! THE ONLY COURSE CREDIT IS DOOM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 04, 2019
Actual Football News, Offseason Halftime Hangover Edition
00:51:12
Look, it's the incredibly rare bird known as An Offseason Fullcast Episode About Football! As we start counting down to the start of the 2019 season, we want you to feel fully informed about the news in our fair sport, including: - Rule changes! - Video game changes! - Coaching changes! In the XFL! - Beer changes! - Hockey! For real, hockey! On a more serious note, we want to send our condolences to the friends and family of Auburn radio announcer Rod Bramblett and Paula Bramblett, who died in a car accident over Memorial Day weekend. If you're interested in participating in the fundraiser for their children, the link's below. https://www.gofundme.com/rod-and-paula-bramblett-family-memorial-fund Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 28, 2019
Animal Disasters, Part 2: Too Dark for Texas
00:53:32
You know how we did a live show in Austin centered around animal mishaps? Well, there were several stories you submitted that we did not feel comfortable reading into a microphone in front of actual people. So we saved them for this episode, where we could read them into a microphone to digital people, who are not real. Topics include: - Ocean's 11 But Dogs - Prissy, the Radical Feminist Cow - Woodchucks + Fireworks = John Wuck - Tom Hanks as a unit of measurement - Unregistered Iowa Petting Zoo(s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 21, 2019
The Greatest Blood Week in the History of Week 1
00:50:13
Blood Week: the week (or weeks) in a college football season where maximum chaos is realized, and the status quo is upturned by as many upsets as the sport can stuff into its craw in one stretch. That usually happens in the middle of the schedule, but there's no rule saying Blood Week has to be then. So we decided to hunt for the bloodiest Week 1 in the sport's history. Without totally spoiling it, our choice includes: - A wasted trip to Anaheim, California - Golf clubs used as rescue devices - A mountain hero named Earl Remember - if you enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, tell a friend and leave us a nice review! If you do not enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, write your thoughts down on a letter that will be sent to us only upon your death! We won't be able to argue with you! Ultimate victory is within your grasp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 14, 2019
Your College Team as Biblical Character or Story
00:48:51
It's time for you to get some religion, and by religion I mean finding the story, character, or book of the Bible that best fits different college teams and entities. We split the good book into different assignments: Ryan leads off with the New Testament, Holly gives us a very personal digression into the Book of Revelation, and Jason takes the Old Testament with a few bonus books. Spencer? Spencer didn't do his homework, and is condemned to Hell. Or possibly saved from Hell because this podcast concept is inherently blasphemous? Unclear.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 07, 2019
College football's most rewatchable games
01:12:22
Did you know: there are no college football games scheduled to be played in May, or June, or July of this year. So we might as well talk about old games we enjoy rewatching. (We does not mean Ryan, who lives in a remote hamlet without access to electricity. Stupid, stupid Ryan.) Topics include: Welcome to the EDSBS Book Club, may god have mercy on your soul / College football games we all would watch right now / The time Oregon blew a 31-0 lead to a TCU team with a backup QB named "Bram Kohlhausen" / A review of infamous and inhumane beatdowns we would watch with glee POWERED BY BIG ANGEL ENERGY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 30, 2019
BOLD MARVEL TAKES, with Steven "Batman" Godfrey
01:12:44
This is what happens when you get five people who have spent way too much time watching or rewatching comic book movies and then let them indulge their most polarizing selves. Captain Marvel is a NASCAR movie. Terrence Howard should have stayed as Rhodey! The MCU did Brexit!  Thank you for listening to our college football podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 23, 2019
Our 2019 Mock Draft, with Lessons for Kyle
01:18:40
Harry Lyles Jr. joins us for a very serious and analytical 2019 NFL Mock Draft, because we definitely know all of the team needs in this Draft and have ground as much tape as humanly possible to identify breakout stars and busts. We would never make a bunch of dumb joke picks that left one of the best players completely skipped over in the first round while a kicker got taken in the top 15. And we definitely would not forget who plays for the Miami Dolphins! That's not this show, because this show is about SERIOUS FOOTBALL SERIOUSNESS.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 16, 2019
Football needs these first-time champs
01:00:12
We're here to ponder which schools would be the funniest first-time national champs in college football (oh right, we cover college football). Oregon is not discussed in this context, because Michael Dyer was down. And first, let's discuss the funnest parts of the 2019 Charity Bowl, which allows you to:  - help people in need  - shame your rivals - force Spencer to get a 1990 Citrus Bowl Champs tattoo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 09, 2019
Everything is Rasslin'
01:04:29
- But first, Holly has some enriching homework for you - How pro wrestling explains college football and everything else - Kofi Kingston vs. Vince McMahon, the most uncomfortably on-the-nose wrestling feud - A lot about LeBron, for some reason - That's a lie - There's never a reason - Some more wrestling stuff happens? - The offseason will continue and some day the universe will end, thanks for listening Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 02, 2019
Pants Confessions
00:50:45
Los Homely Boys got together in person to talk about the important social issue of the day: Dan Mullen's billowy pants. Per Fullcast statute, there is also some discussion of the Bible and Star Wars, both of which, again, are related to pants. Don't worry, though - we've made our own individual fashion choices that didn't pan out, and so did a couple SPECIAL TEMPORARY GUESTS!  Also! If you haven't yet, please take the Vox Media Podcast Newtork audience survey! It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. You can find that survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 26, 2019
The Least Safe For Work Fullcast Ever
00:28:52
What podcast can take a screenshot of a simple chyron error from a local news station in Alabama and turn it into a hastily planned, poorly recorded episode about the SEC Sex Tournament as if that's a real thing or a worthwhile topic? You know who, buddy. You know damn well who. Please note: no episode of the Shutdown Fullcast feels safe for children but this one probably shouldn't even be played on a device that children might later use. Just throw your phone into one of those biohazard bins at the doctor's office after you finish listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 19, 2019
Animal Disasters, Part 1 (Live at SXSW!)
00:44:18
The Shutdown Fullcast heads to the home of Big Cow himself for our first ever ANIMAL DISASTERS episode. What kind of disasters? - The kind where someone decides "a gun in a Publix" is a solution - The kind that involve early 20th century Atlantic City - The kind where your Dad ends up putting multiple holes in the wall - The kind where a mascot becomes a serial killer - Tennessee Volunteers football And so forth. Somehow, Ryan forgot to bring up Noah at all on this episode! What an idiot. (Please note: this is a slightly shorter episode than usual because we cut out the Q&A portion of the show. You gotta show up in person if you want to learn those secrets, sucker.) We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you. It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 13, 2019
EMERGENCY CONFERENCE CALL: Operation Varsity Blues
00:37:38
- Yes, the dings stop eventually - IT'S WATER POLO CRIMES DAY! - Psychological profile of hero fugitive Aunt Becky - Consider Arizona State and stay out of jail, you rich nerds - Which SEC team best combines Lord of the Rings and paintball? - Live Brexit updates and analysis - Our new and forever enemy, the worst brand on earth: Mossimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 12, 2019
FANTASY DRAFT: American States
00:51:30
We, the 2019 State Draft GMs, are splitting the country into five teams for very weird reasons. Why are we doing this at all? You ask too many questions! Just like a cop! WE GOT A COP HERE! - Four teams are good. One is bad. I think you know where Florida ends up - What's the point of this? How do you win? I'm surprised you think there's an answer, but thank you for trying - Who'll be the first to pick a state that was already picked? - What is the state dessert of Missouri? - More explosive: DK Metcalf or the state of Mississippi's geology itself? - Which of us is just playing an actual board game the entire time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 05, 2019
Superheroes vs. the NFL Combine
01:10:24
Yup, it's Combine time, but we're gonna talk about comic books so deal with it. TOPICS INCLUDE: - Jared Lorenzen would dust you - Vernon Davis vs. The Hulk, who ya got - To this day, all DC characters are written by 8-year-old boys - Character risk? Captain America’s old tweets are a red flag - Which Big 12 team is Galactus? - Advanced analytics: We already know which X-Man would win the 3-cone drill - We love our big stupid Thor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 26, 2019
The World's Only AAF Podcast
00:52:05
With the signature timeliness only the Shutdown Fullcast can bring, we're here to discuss football's hot new league, the AAF. It's definitely financially stable and you know that because Rick Neuheisel came here from the Pac-12 Network. Everything he touches turns to gold! I'm pretty sure there's some weird Papa John talk on here as well, though that could be true of any Fullcast episode. Ok, have a great day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 19, 2019
Crootin' and Cuttin': Signing Day Lawncare Tips
01:00:15
Holly, Spencer, and Jason are joined by Bud Elliott, SB Nation's foremost recruiting expert/lawncare superexpert/State of Florida hypersuper expert. They answer your questions about all of those topics and also get easily distracted, because that's how this show works.  Topics include: The hardest positions to evaluate from high school to college Bud goes in on FSU again Lawns are just places to store unwanted dads Chip Kelly wants you to pick a lunch place Why you should text recruits because the phone is now evil Scouting Bad Boy Mowers' catalog for five-star recruits Very hesitant and skeptical Tennessee praise Chip Kelly doesn't like any of the places you picked for lunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 12, 2019
The Coaching Carousel Quiz
00:56:55
You might not have been paying close attention to all the coaching changes in college football over the last couple months, what with bowl games and the playoff and early signing day and the New Year's party you planned that went off the rails because Todd brought Bacardi 151 even though you only asked him to get a couple bottles of wine. Most of us weren't paying attention either, so Jason decided to quiz us as a team to see how many coaching hires we could name.  But first Ryan made everyone talk about Noah, and then Spencer and Holly wanted to share a story of the new friend they made during Super Bowl week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 05, 2019
A Super Bowl Preview! (if by the Super Bowl you mean Ohio State football and Ohio as a place)
00:54:35
Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) is an accomplished poet, essayist, and cultural critic who has a new book coming out, Go Ahead in the Rain: Notes to A Tribe Called Quest. He's also from Columbus and an Ohio State fan, so yeah, we made him talk about Craig Krenzel, the Ohio-Florida mirror relationship, and where he was when the Buckeyes lost to Purdue this year. We also talked about children being mean to Tom Brady because it's good when children are mean to Tom Brady. Tell your children to be mean to Tom Brady, please!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 29, 2019
The Kitchen Disasters Episode
01:09:04
From frozen pizzas to self-inflicted food poisoning to the saddest French onion soup in the world, you, our listeners, have managed to truly create disasters that didn't even seem possible in your culinary endeavors. (Seriously, how has MORE THAN ONE OF YOU destroyed a microwave by using it as a timer?) We did not hang you out to dry, however, as we have our own failures to share - including Jason's wife burning down an apartment building before she was old enough to go to school.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 23, 2019
Your (and our) Offseason Goals
01:06:46
The offseason is upon us, which means it's time for all of us to set goals for ourselves and our teams. Will we achieve them? Probably not, but that will not stop us from doing this all again next year. Go Human Brains! Topics on this episode include: 3:21 - The Fullcast hosts as Pokemon types 4:29 - A tribute to a truly great college football hater 15:41 - Your/Our Offseason Goals! 26:57 - What if Dan Mullen poses nude with a shark? 35:12 - Let’s talk about the White House Burger Spread 48:12 - Ok more of Your Offseason Goals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 15, 2019
Our favorite moments of 2018, now that BAMA LOST LOL
00:50:59
The 2018 college football season ended with a shocking humiliation of Alabama, so let's review the title game and the best oddball things that happened along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 09, 2019
The 2018-19 Championship Conference Call
01:05:00
That's right, it's the MIDGAME SHUTDOWN CONFERENCE FULLCALL! Featuring: - Special guests Pablo Torre and Bomani Jones - The audio just totally fucking dying pretty early on and poor Pablo wondering what he's been duped into - Delayed reactions to some of the football action because streaming - Snake governments and strip club franchising and casting the movie of this game - About as much football talk as you'd expect Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 08, 2019
America's Huge Jeans - The 2018 National Championship Preview
00:55:05
That's right, it's time to talk about the last game of the college football season...a third of the way into this college football podcast. GO FULLCAST GO! Your itinerary follows: 3:22 - Does the Bay Area know they’re hosting the National Championship? 8:38 - A brief, NSFW John Mellencamp digression 9:51 - PODCAST BUSINESS 16:22 - The Coaches Room Broadcast, except we get Mark Richt a little baked 17:47 - He’s Big Cow, etc. 20:08 - The point at which we actually start talking about Clemson-Bama 42:26 - Listeners propose alternate title game locations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 04, 2019
The Mount Rushmore of Notre Dame losses
00:51:48
Yup, the Fighting Irish made it to a big game and got killed, a thing that has happened so many times before that we got to revisit several regular season and bowl game failings by Notre Dame before we even started to talk about the most recent one. Playoff Like A Champion Today! Other topics include: 13:27 - Die Hard explains the Playoffs, kind of, not really 17:03 - If you’re a Gamecock fan just skip like three minutes ahead at this point 19:33 - Nope, not here for your playoff complaints 24:42 - Hey, why did Georgia miss the playoff again? 27:29 - Spencer taunted a Michigan child 37:04 - Farewell, Mark Richt / Bienvenue, Ryan Brothers Farting On Boats (Yeah, we recorded that entire last segment within the 9 hours where Mark Richt had retired and Manny Diaz had not yet taken the job.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 Outback through Sugar Bowls
00:52:51
Appearing on this program per usual: Spencer, Holly, Jason Appearing on this program only via submitted texts to his cohosts because he lost his voice and getting sick during the holidays is some bullshit: Ryan Bowls discussed on this episode: 6:06: THE OUTBACK BOWL 17:49: THE CITRUS BOWL 24:18: THE FIESTA BOWL 31:50: THE ROSE BOWL 41:32: THE SUGAR BOWL How much we love you: Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 29, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 Military though Gator Bowls
00:55:34
Fun fact! We recorded this right before the playoff semifinal disaster, so you can start to see things unraveling. Bowls covered on this episode include: 7:13 - THE MILITARY BOWL 22:18 - THE SUN BOWL 27:55 - THE REDBOX BOWL 35:19 - THE LIBERTY BOWL 44:00 - THE HOLIDAY BOWL 48:55 - THE GATOR BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2018
Behind The Fullcast - A Special Look At How A Terrible Podcast Gets Made
00:46:52
Technically, this is our 40 for 40 for the Cotton and Orange Bowls, which are both semifinals in the Playoff. But it's really not that at all. Instead, it's a box of broken Christmas ornaments and mouse droppings. So rather than just give you that box, I'm going to explain why the ornaments are like that and how I don't think we can get rid of the mice. Hooray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 23, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 Music City through Arizona Bowls
00:47:42
Nope, this is also not the one that went super wrong. Though it does have an interlude where Spencer and Holly have to clean up a spill and Jason and Ryan are basically left talking to themselves, which we didn't edit out because why lie to you like that? Topics on this episode: 3:12 - THE MUSIC CITY BOWL 12:08 - THE CAMPING WORLD BOWL 26:37 - THE ALAMO BOWL 37:31 - THE PEACH BOWL 39:46 - THE BELK BOWL 47:11 - THE ARIZONA BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 22, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 First Responder through Texas Bowls
00:46:50
Please note: this is not the episode where everything goes terribly, terribly wrong. We'll get to that one, don't worry. This is just the normal amount of things going wrong, focused on the following bowls: 2:28 - THE FIRST RESPONDER BOWL 10:01 - THE QUICK LANE BOWL 15:17 - THE CHEEZ-IT BOWL 27:47 - THE INDEPENDENCE BOWL 32:32 - THE PINSTRIPE BOWL 43:21 - THE TEXAS BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 20, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 Birmingham through Hawaii Bowls
00:38:24
Yup, still doing these. Nope, not particularly close to done yet. Eh, not really sure what we feel like having for dinner tonight. Maybe soup, but like a hearty soup? But not a creamy soup. Makes us all congested. Topics on this episode: 3:35 - THE BIRMINGHAM BOWL 19:45 - THE ARMED FORCES BOWL 29:27 - THE DOLLAR GENERAL BOWL 35:02 - THE HAWAII BOWL Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Ship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 18, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 Boca Raton through Famous Idaho Potato Bowls
00:37:11
Our long trek through bowl season continues, though on this episode we move forward without the assistance of Jason Kirk (he's fine and you'll see him later, don't be so damn dramatic). On this episode, we talk about: 2:22 THE BOCA RATON BOWL 8:20 THE FRISCO BOWL 14:02 THE GASPARILLA BOWL 24:35 THE BAHAMAS BOWL 31:16 THE FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 12, 2018
40 for 40: The 2018 New Mexico through New Orleans Bowls
00:35:12
It's the time of year when you, college football fan, crave deep, detailed, football-focused previews for the multitude of bowl games that are fast approaching. But we didn't do that last year, or the year before, and we're not doing it this year. This is 40 FOR 40, the series in which we give every bowl game as much time as we think it merits and talk about whatever even slightly bowl adjacent topics occur to us. It will always be this way and never improve. Games featured on this episode: 1:26 - THE NEW MEXICO BOWL 11:09 - THE CURE BOWL 17:59 - THE LAS VEGAS BOWL 29:15 - THE CAMELLIA BOWL 30:39 - THE NEW ORLEANS BOWL ––– Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Pop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 10, 2018
HOLIDAY SEASON HOT TAKES 2018
00:49:55
Not quite time for bowl previews yet (don't worry, those suckers are looming) so we took an episode to just review your BOLD BRASH HOLIDAY OPINIONS. Topics include: 3:54 - Which Fullcast hosts hate Christmas/Holly yells at those people 7:10 - Some discussion of Army-Navy because this is the only college football podcast after all 8:51 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 1: Drugs and sex are the best part of the season 11:44 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 2: The lead up to Christmas is better than Christmas itself 13:46 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 3: Egg nog is tasty/Elf is a good movie 17:10 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 4: Santa is a deadbeat dad to the world 20:50 - Spencer only recently learned the whole deal with how sunglasses work 25:36 - Holly & Jason’s favorite Christmas movie 28:06 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 5: Elf on the Shelf is a Cop 30:46 - Tree Talk! (not Stanford related) 32:35- HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 6: Hanukkah is better 35:49 - Garrett bought you a new car and ruined Christmas 39:16 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 7: Don’t take turns opening presents, just go feral 44:26 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 8: Cash is the best gift you can receive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 05, 2018
Dawg For A Day - Championship Week Reviewed
01:08:25
I'm gonna be straight with you: I (Ryan) am pretty sleepy this morning so I did not go through the podcast for timestamps of what we discussed. I do know that we hit every conference championship game in some form or another, and that we did not let Iowa State almost losing to Drake escape our watch, and that this episode is brought to you by our friends at LEGO. But I still love you and want you to do great things and I will hopefully time stamp the next episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 03, 2018
Spencer's Dumb War with Stanley Tucci - Championship Week, Previewed
01:01:44
Dr. Pepper killed Larry Culpepper, brought us one of TV’s greatest performances, and remains your only student debt savior. Also it’s time to talk about Dr. Pepper knockoffs. Other topics include! 6:42 - Spencer launches his doomed, stupid, unnecessary war against beloved actor Stanley Tucci 9:03 - Championship Week is not RIVALRY WEEK but it’s still maybe good? 14:30 - Memphis-UCF and our great idea for a BBQ restaurant where all your food is served inside a wrestling ring 20:31 - Holly wrongly assumes that UNC hiring Mack Brown means he won’t be calling games on TV anymore 26:38 - The Red River Respect/Recognition Rumble Ruckus 29:31 - How can we reach maximum chaos this weekend? 33:13 - Back on Stanley Tucci for some damn reason, and now Spencer drags Ludacris into it because Spencer is the worst 37:37 - Fine we’ll talk about the SEC Championship whatever 41:51 - Kliff Kingsbury’s not going to Bama leads to tales of Holgo History leads to pondering if Burger King served booze 48:41- Ryan put Marshall-Virginia Tech on the discussion list, and that’s fine 51:41 - We plead with the MWC to move their conference championship kickoff time 53:47 - Our plans for the Pac-12 Network (it’s not available to you) and how the SEC can get even cheaper 56:46 - Gus Malzahn should mail it in or cheat or leave or all three Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Ship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 28, 2018
Hate Week Review: Never fight Kevin Faulk, dummy
01:03:39
In a stunning first for the Shutdown Fullcast, we spend 21 STRAIGHT MINUTES at the top of the show talking about a football game: LSU-A&M, which went to 7 overtimes, made for a bunch of silly numbers, and, oh yeah, gave us some real ill-advised fighting at the end of it. Other topics include! 7:04 - A brief digression to talk about French Stewart and his origins 22:20 - Egg Bowl scrappin’ featuring Wright Thompson reading play by play 26:09 - The Godfrey/Jason Arizona Chicken Bet reaches its fateful conclusion 30:13 - The freezing, bitter disappointment that was the Apple Cup 32:41 - Spencer and Ryan connect over the most painful game of Rivalry Week 36:15 - We don’t even stay on Ohio State/Michigan for a minute before getting distracted by Minnesota/Wisconsin, this podcast is well-organized and good 39:56 - Wake Forest-Duke: The Nerd Battle For Control Of Hell 45:06 - ***ALERT*** UConn Football Discussion ***Alert*** 52:05 - Pitt’s superweapon continues to charge 60:10 - The non-coaching change that we care most about  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 26, 2018
RIVALRY WEEK PREVIEW TIME (RIVALRY WEEK!)
01:04:49
Most people call this Thanksgiving week, but you know better. This is RIVALRY WEEK, the week where rivals play each other, except when they do that earlier in the season, or if they have multiple rivals, or if they just refuse to play each other any more. In the spirit of RIVALRY WEEK, we discuss: 2:03 - How most RIVALRY WEEK teams and fans are actually basically the same 4:13 - Spencer’s favorite RIVALRY WEEK game every year 7:37 - Major Applewhite makes a good case for sitting out if you can get rich in the Draft 10:44 - If UCF beats USF in RIVALRY WEEK, what else do they need to reach the Playoff? 14:16 - Oklahoma-West Virginia is not technically RIVALRY WEEK but we did invent Turduckoon 17:55 - BUT HELL YEAH APPLE CUP IS RIVALRY WEEK 20:45 - Michigan-Ohio State EXPENSIVE ANXIETY RIVALRY WEEK 29:11 - CLEAN OLD-FASHIONED RIVALRY WEEK 30:46 - Ryan vs. His Persistent Doubt In Florida For No Reason is its own RIVALRY WEEK 33:44 - BUTT BOWL BUTT BOWL BUTT BOWL 36:40 - iron bowl i guess 40:28 - CROSS PODCAST CHICKEN RIVALRY WEEK IN ARIZONA and some other stuff but i got tired of listing it all out. Sorry. ––– Notes from our sponsors: Special thanks to this week's sponsor, The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Pop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 21, 2018
The Red Dead Redemption 2 Bonus Episode
01:11:03
Featuring special guests Richard Johnson and Matt Brown, who help us discuss important gamer topics like: - Should you hitch your horse or accept you will smash it into a tree before long? - What if someone on the trail says something rude to you? - Can you play this game with a toddler and not ruin them for life? - Wait, there's an art museum brawl? - Spencer shot a blind man, but it was on accident and while he was trying to do something cool so maybe that's ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 20, 2018
Let Us All Agree That Week 12 Is Over - Week 12 Review
00:58:17
Spencer does not do a British accent on this episode, but he does do a Australianish accent and a surprisingly impressive impression of the Dog Woof setting on a Casio keyboard. Other topics include: 1:38 - Spencer starts an inadvertent future war with Glenn Close 4:38 - A tale of herculean cricketer beer drinking on an international flight 8:00 - Spencer starts a second inadvertent future war with Daniel Day-Lewis 12:19 - Jason reveals the STARTLING TRUTH behind SoCon Saturday 17:58 - Ron Zook to Ohio State/USC/Illinois? 22:45 - 2016 Rutgers vs. 2018 Rutgers, A Terrible Trivia Game 29:51 - An actual discussion of Clay Helton, it seems 33:23 - SPENCER HALL, THE HUMAN DOG SETTING ON A CASIO KEYBOARD 35:36 - Thank you for nothing, Syracuse 40:46 - Kneel before your Chicken King 45:34 - Let Les coach against Texas! 47:05 - FCS Playoff Time!!! 55:35 - Let’s imagine a world where FBS uses a 24 team playoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 19, 2018
BONUS EPISODE: Wakeyleaks, from It Seemed Smart
00:27:20
Wake Forest coach Dave Clawson thought something was up when the Louisville defense read the Demon Deacons’ plays like they knew what was coming — even with plays Wake Forest had never used before. Teams have had spies for as long as college football has existed, but Wake was dealing with something entirely new: The plays were being stolen by someone standing on their own sideline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 16, 2018
This is the REEEEEMIIIIIX - Week 12 Preview (kind of)
00:47:01
No, we don't talk much about the actual games this week. Maybe that's a mistake and they'll all be really good and have a bunch of upsets. If so, we'll pretend we knew that all along and never admit we were wrong. 0:12 Starting off with a discussion of loins 3:43 What Nick Saban has taught Spencer about parenting 5:09 Ryan raises a challenging pediatric issue (it’s about poop) 10:53 A comprehensive listing of the Week 12 games that are fine 13:46 We rebel against the tyranny of schedule makers 19:17 WAZZU VS. VEST VIRGINIA leads to a discussion of how bad Darth Vader probably smelled 21:58 ARIZONA VS. OKLAHOMA STATE and how Fox’s NFL coverage would handle the death of a president 26:11 PITT VS. BAMA and a farewell to the Peter Man 30:54 AUBURN VS. UAB and Jason explaining why Florida needs to lose to save the Birmingham Bowl 33:38 TEXAS A&M VS. whoever Iowa State is playing, not sure? 38:06 ALABAMA VS. THE OAKLAND RAIDERS and Spencer’s weird admiration for Mark Davis 42:05 USC VS. COLORADO and why you can model your professional life after Todd Graham Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 14, 2018
Bobby Petrino fired for...being bad (at his job) - Week 11 Review
00:43:00
This isn't a warning you should need, but this episode contains PETRINO VOICE OUT THE GATE. This podcast is not for children, or for adults, really. Other topics! 6:46 New career paths for Bobby 8:38 Cackling, maniacal Spencer on Florida-South Carolina 11:12 Michigan State lost the…punting battle??? 17:00 Sympathy for the Crimson Tide, who just didn’t have it this weekend 19:24 Boston College scored the most New England touchdown possible 22:18 The defensive wrinkle Clemson should use in the national championship 24:00 Cremation or Burial: What do we do with the VT defense? 27:41 You (yes, you, listener) are a top 20 team! 29:49 Bedlam was perfectly Bedlam in its Bedlamity 33:25 Ok Cool. Hook Em 40:00 Cackling, maniacal Holly on Tennessee-Kentucky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 12, 2018
The Fullcast Returns Home - Week 11 Preview
00:53:47
Hey look, a podcast that you can listen to as a podcast! We're constantly innovating like that over here at Fullcast Audio Technologies and Pool Supplies. Topics on this week's episode include: 2:22 - Jason comes up with a podcast plan in the event of our deaths 7:45 - Presidents who could be Georgia QBs based on our foolproof rules 12:06 - Debating the worst possible future for Auburn 18:49 - Louisville discussion with ZERO Creepy Petrino Voice! 22:23 - Spencer’s janky solution for Seasonal Affective Disorder  23:52 - Fresno! Boise State! Milk Can Battle! 27:03 - Decisions in the Fullcast vote for Job Mike Gundy Won’t Take and Bad Ohio State Loss In 2019 29:35 - Talking about Phil Fulmer’s creative control/Jeremy Pruitt’s fuel source for some reason that is not clear to me in retrospect 32:56 - Spencer learns no lessons week to week 36:23 - SANDMAN LOCK OF THE WEEK ($$$) 38:22 - Bigfoot Erotica, the path to political success 45:10 - The vote for Worst Fullcast Idea of 2018 48:38 - LSU, Arkansas, and Brick Shithouses 51:46 - Caution: Speedy Dudes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 07, 2018
Which Playoff is your best friend? - Week 10 Preview
01:05:01
On this episode! 3:35: Why being ranked 8th or 9th is best, in college football or life in general 7:47: **WARNING - PETRINO VOICE SEGMENT** 11:28: Deciding which listeners we could be friends with based on the Playoff teams they’d most enjoy seeing 25:30: Steve Addazio, World War II buff 35:40: Jason suggests Pitt’s superweapon is still charging (featuring Yinzer Emperor Palpatine) 38:55: An examination of Gus Law 45:32: SANDMAN CALLIN 51:58: Spencer says Michigan should be worried about Penn State, with little to no evidence 55:05: Ryan shares a deeply personal but boring fear 58:44: LSU, Bama, and dying at the bottom of the Grand Canyon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 06, 2018
Welcome...to the Shutdown Fullcall!
00:54:39
Because we continue to be plagued by "we can't actually send new podcast episodes out to anyone for some reason" problems (which we do explain to the best of our ability in this show), we made the brave and brilliant decision to embrace a new and emerging form of technology: the conference call. What you're about to hear is us and 700 muted guests* doing something roughly like our usual weekly review, except this time we couldn't edit anything out. Fun! *There is a hell moment at the end where they are all simultaneously unmuted. You have been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 06, 2018
Foolproof Cures from Spencer Hall, Frontier Doctor - Week 9 Reviewed
00:56:35
We open our college football podcast the way you'd expect: by running through a buncha Red Dead 2 misadventure on the parts of Jason and Spencer. Further topics include! 13:19 - Hooboy Georgia Tech tore through Virginia Tech  16:20 - Ryan calls the DUDEVOLUTIONARIES OF THE WORLD to answer Boston College’s call 17:19 - Entirely too much time spent on Kentucky-Mizzou 22:47 - Maybe not enough time talking about Washington losing to Cal, which tenuously leads to Texas losing to Oklahoma State via a Wazzu detour 30:45 - Which SEC Quarterback am I?  36:16 - Spencer shares the greatest historic example of QB leadership 37:20 - Jason asks would you rather: lose as a 24 point favorite or lose after leading by 28? 40:04 - A pretty rational discussion of Florida-Georgia 43:18 - SHIRTLESS FSU PROFESSOR READIN’ IN THE STANDS 46:01 - We warned you, Oregon! 52:05 - Iowa has broken the rules of literary genres Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 29, 2018
THERE MIGHT BE BLOOD: Week 9 Previewed
01:09:25
We open this episode with the most important story in college football: the woman who married her best friend's dad and became her stepmom. But don't worry, we move on to other important topics like: 7:18: Spencer gets mistaken for a human trafficker  9:48: PODCAST BUSINESS, including a new Spencer podcast that doesn't sound like regurgitated garbage. You can find that on various podcast platforms like Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Overcast | Pocket Casts | RadioPublic 14:24: Half of us don’t know how old our siblings are/Ryan’s parents are salmon 19:52: We actually start previewing Week 9, including Dana Holgorsen’s Casino Youth Group 24:50: APP STATE IS RANKED DO NOT FORGET THIS FACT 29:09: Ryan tries to talk about Friday games but is summarily rejected 31:51: Followed by Jason talking about UNC VERSUS UVA WHAT A DICK 36:20: A vision of the future that ends with Iowa playing for the national championship 44:36: Spencer tries to avoid talking about Florida-Georgia 51:06: Yeah USF probably won’t be undefeated much longer 57:12: Kentucky-Mizzou, the headless man vs. the disembodied head 60:50: SANDMAN HOT GAMBLIN TIPS 63:14: A month-long, tripartite Chicken Bet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 24, 2018
The Edited Version - Week 8 Reviewed
00:31:49
I (Ryan) wasn't on this episode, and apparently my chucklehead cohosts screwed up the recording somehow and had to do the episode over again. HA! I AM NOT THE SOLE CAUSE OF PROBLEMS, JERKS. But I have no idea what they talked about on this so just go on faith, I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 22, 2018
Buyouts Are No Obstacle If You Are Truly Rich - Week 8 Preview
01:06:40
Gus Malzahn is owed a lot of money by Auburn. But if Auburn truly believes in prosperity theology, they won't let that hold them back! (Louisvlle, you're a different case, and you know that, but we believe in you, too.) OTHER TOPICS:Jason makes a convincing case that who you are at 14 is who you are foreverSpencer makes us talk about several Pac-12 games that nobody actually wants to think aboutThe Alabama-Tennessee game goes undiscussed because we fear and love Holly in equal measureSome very high quality FCS beefin'Frost buzzards in the forecast for Michigan-Michigan StateUCF and USF get to have a BONUS ROUND weekendA very special appearance by Fullcast stalwart Brian Floyd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 17, 2018
BLOOD WEEK II - Week 7 Reviewed
00:58:02
BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 15, 2018
Light The Tires Ablaze! Week 7 Preview
01:14:46
Welcome to the flaming inferno that separates Teams That Are Pretty Good from Teams That Nope No They Are Not. Which side will you fall on, Texas Tech and TCU? Do you dare test the power of the fire, Texas A&M and South Carolina? UCLA! Cal! You must also be tested, even if yes UCLA is kind of already burned completely at this point! Oh, also Barry Alvarez is building a clone in full view of the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 10, 2018
STOOPS! There It Is! - Week 6 Reviewed
01:04:49
We discuss: - Why Mike Stoops Was Barely Making It On 950K a Year - Why Spencer should shut the hell up about being happy because he doesn't know the meaning of pain - The joy of watching Paul Johnson sit on a grudge for 12 damn years - Mizzou/South Carolina was the most important game of the week because dear god, did you see half the bullshit that happened in that game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 08, 2018
Deep Fried Snakes - Week 6 Preview
01:04:59
That's right, the Red River Ramblin' Rigatoni Ruckus is back, with both teams ranked and looking to grab control of the Big 12. So we talked about weird food and miniature cattle and big ole rabbits. It's also the anniversary of Auburn 3-Mississippi State 2, either Rutgers or Illinois is gonna get a Big 10 win, and Miami will probably unveil some way too sexual prop just to prove they're the manliest man in mandom. Granted, we didn't talk about any of that for the first 15 minutes or so, the designated non-football portion of this podcast. This show will never get any better, no matter how much you or I would like it to. That's fun. This is all fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 03, 2018
Everyone's Made Terrible Work Choices - Week 5 Review
01:02:55
Sure, James Franklin maybe could have called a better play at the end of the Ohio State game. And sure, maybe Bobby Petrino blew a chance to beat Florida State for almost no reason. But Jason almost ladder match'd innocent bystanders in a Publix. Further points of discussion:Kentucky is good!Notre Dame is also good and that's confusing!Nebraska is not good!Washington State may or may not be good but they have achieved PEAK AIR RAID form!Talented Mr. Ripley-ing strategies!Stop being a grumpus about fans rushing the field! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 01, 2018
Week 5 Preview: Our Burger King is in another castle
00:59:43
TOPICS DISCUSSED ON THIS IMPORTANT EPISODE! All millennials are actually a thousand years old, Chip Kelly is now the highest paid public park boot camp instructor in the world, Bill Snyder literally declares "You shall not pass" and reminds everyone that he is Windbreaker Gandalf, Holly plays video games during the podcast, a short discussion of charming felonious quarterbacks, Cal is the Kentucky of the Pac-12, and do not watch whatever USC/Arizona is going to be, just don't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 26, 2018
Not Quite Blood Week - Week 4 Review
00:58:43
Ryan didn't watch very much football this weekend, so his helpful and not at all hostile friends Holly, Spencer, and Jason stepped up to give him an understanding of how yes, that was how many points Mississippi State scored and no, the Stanford and Washington wins were not in any way similar and yes, TCU and Oklahoma State both lost and no, there is no good explanation for what happened in the Old Dominion-Virginia Tech game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 24, 2018
Sorry about the Toad thing! WEEK 4 PREVIEW
01:10:59
The world's most prophetic podcast continues to speak abominations into existence, most notably that news about erotic Super Mario associates. What Week 4 horrors can we create? Everyone is recording in the same chronology for once! HOW BAD is USC's offense? HOW BAD is Bobby Petrino's offense? Michigan Debate Team disavows this loss to Nebraska! Jeremy Pruitt's food groups! Which truck is your school? Lifehack: lose to Kentucky! AL.com reporter Tow Mater! Bet actual money on Buffalo-Rutgers! Honestly it's mostly more Lewd Nintendo Content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 19, 2018
F**K THEM - Week 3 Review
01:04:26
Ed Orgeron did a cuss, but BYU won in Madison despite specifically not doing cusses, so it remains to be seen whether or not cusses are the way to win football games. Arkansas and Northwestern and USC all probably did some cusses, though you can't really blame them for that. Also there's way too much sexual discussion in this episode related to the Mario universe. Sorry. P.S. Kansas scored 55 points in a football game in 2018 and Rutgers is now a cuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 17, 2018
Vans, Severed Legs, and Toledo - Week 3 Preview
01:10:57
Why aren't vans cool anymore? Is Steve Addazio actually Poseidon's personal trainer? What happens if Bama has to score 60 points to beat Ole Miss? Why did Jason bet real American money on UMass? What is up with Miami's road schedule? Who's gonna get a big ole dose of self-confidence this weekend by beating up a bad team? Where does Spencer think Woody Hayes's severed leg would have ended up? Why do we rely on this question structure as if it will be the thing to convince you to listen to the episode? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 12, 2018
Week 2 Review: The Old Sickly Men of College Football
00:52:43
USC, come here and have some tea. Texas, we brought you epsom salts. Florida, you look like - oh, you're dead? Apparently you're dead. That's fun. Week 2 had plenty of pain and suffering for the shuffling crusty former titans of college football, as well as fun performances from Clemson-Texas A&M, USF-Georgia Tech, and Michigan State-Arizona State. Also, Jason was the only non Iowa or Iowa State fan who watched all of El Assico and in doing so he discovered a MASSIVE ESPN MEDIA LIESPIRACY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 10, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast Live in Atlanta
01:33:22
You would think the three of us being in the same physical space, recording our show with the assistance of actual experts in the field, would mean this is the crispest, best sounding Fullcast episode ever. WRONG. One of our colleagues told us it sounds "like the Allied invasion of Germany." We have no plausible explanation for this, but we had a very good time with those of you who came out to the show and if you have the ear strength to muscle through, we think those of you who couldn't might enjoy this episode as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 07, 2018
Week 2 Preview: Pitt's Butt Approaches
01:05:42
On paper, Week 2 is not as interesting as some other weeks of college football might be. Do not be fooled! These are the weeks when potential disaster awaits, like Georgia letting South Carolina hang around way too long and Georgia fans getting all worked up online. Or Kentucky could beat Florida! Or your cable box could get stuck on Virginia-Indiana! Important topics we cover include: - Ryan's proposal for Anxiety Week - Holly's breakdown of a Philadelphia insect theft - Spencer gets excited about the first Jimbo-Dabo showdown - Everyone else calls Spencer an idiot - Fun facts about the Iowa State coach who proved gambling and telecommuting go together perfectly - Penn State faces Pitt in Blake Bortleseseses ancestral spawning grounds - How Arizona State can win and lead to Mike Shanahan, Ohio State Head Coach - Tales of Overnapping - Liberty-Army, Your Facebook Uncle's Most Anticipated Game - Horse Skeletons and Matt Leinart's bartering success story - Again, Philadelphia Insect Theft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 06, 2018
Boss Baby Nick Saban: Week 1 Review
00:54:20
I, Ryan Nanni, write the descriptions for these episodes, but I was not available for this one, so I'm going to guess that Jason, Spencer, and Holly talked about:Scott Frost Day, on which Nebraska allowed no points and, shoot, no yards BLACKSHIRTS BACKTexas's commitment to making the Big Ten a deeper conference before the Longhorns themselves join the Big TenMaybe some earnest talk about Washington-Auburn, idkSpencer fawning over Ole MissConsiderably too much talk about...Hawaii, maybe? Let's say HawaiiMinimal talk about West Virginia-Tennessee because fearPondering Miami fans dressed up like Canes Iron Giant or whatever going back to their hotel in full costume just totally bummed Also, this was recorded before the FSU-VT game, so if there's no talkin' bout the Noles, that's why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 04, 2018
MERRY CHRISTMAS IT'S WEEK ONE
01:06:18
The first full week of the 2018 season is here, and that means it's time to talk about Defending Split National Champions UCF and Alabama, Spencer doing actual research to hate on Auburn's chances against Washington, Virginia Tech's 5 man defense, a list of extremely Texas names on Texas Tech, Boston College's most perfect dude, San Diego State beating Stanford because it's part of a narrative arc, Ryan insisting Notre Dame should never have scheduled Michigan again, and Jason reminding you that Kennesaw State's approach to turnover paraphernalia is the purest and best. (Also UAB was way better than Florida and Tennessee last year even though they were basically in the "toddler who just got out of the hospital after a scary illness" stage of college football program development.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 28, 2018
Bold, Spicy Predictions for 2018
01:15:37
Bill Connelly joins us to assess, approve, reject, and come to terms with BOLD PREDICTIONS submitted by our listeners about Lovie Smith's coaching prowess, an LSU-Florida SEC Title Game, West Virginians fighting Bill, FCS teams triumphing over their richer brothers, and the unsolvable mystery of the ACC Coastal. Also, Jason continues to insist Texas is going 9-3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 23, 2018
Backyard Disasters II: The Backyardening
01:14:08
The second annual edition of the Fullcast's open call for your worst backyard catastrophes did not disappoint, as our listeners spent their summers setting hornet's nests on fire, watching their fathers drive lawnmowers into bodies of water, burning evergreen trees and discovering why they are called "nature's portable dynamite," taking children to the emergency room after horrific family football games, and knocking out the power to whole swaths of their hometowns by throwing used sports gear at vulnerable pieces of public infrastructure. You are all very stupid, and we are so happy about it right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 21, 2018
7 different SEC West previews at once
01:09:33
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S SEVEN CUSTOM TEAM PODCASTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! You get:OzarkHam Asylum, the Internet's only Arkansas football podcastSharks and Rec, the Internet's only Ole Miss football podcastTigah Tigah Burning Bright, the Internet's only LSU football podcastDog Save America, the Internet's only Texas A&M football podcastComedy Clang Clang, the Internet's only Mississippi State football podcastAubible.com, the Internet's only Auburn football podcast And a Bama podcast, which you'll just have to listen all the way through to find out what we did there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 14, 2018
Michigan Football, The Audiobook
00:54:26
Ok, we didn't set out to make another NPR episode but when you pretend to be a certain kind of Michigan fan you inadvertently kind of make another NPR episode. Anyways, we think Michigan's going 9-1. Listen to the episode and you'll probably put together why. BONUS: This is probably the only podcast anywhere that considers the possibility of Rutgers winning the Big Ten East. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 07, 2018
The Best Not-Football Things We Experienced
01:08:32
Here we are, rapidly approaching the end of the Not-Football. In this period of time, we, your hosts, have immersed ourselves in culture so that we might ignore our families unless they would like to watch us play video games. We have also done this so we can tell you about our experiences - the books, movies, TV, music, and so forth that we enjoyed the most during Not-Football, some of it hilariously dated because we're all living on dad time. Also, if you need to do a book report on The Great Gatsby but haven't read the book, just listen to this episode and you'll get a C. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 04, 2018
Talkin' Bout The Noles
00:53:09
Florida State had inarguably their worst season in almost a decade, and yet they still handled Florida easily, needed a miracle to finally lose to Miami, and probably shoulda beat Clemson according to our patented Nolemetrics. They remain the kings of the ACC, a conference that is both very deep and total trash that the Seminoles are way better than. This is TALKIN' BOUT THE NOLES, the world's second FSU podcast because we're afraid Bud Elliott will sue us and win if we claim otherwise. Also the Bowden sons suck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 31, 2018
2018 Big 12 "Preview," by THE TEX-FILES
00:45:06
You've probably heard people complain that the Big 12 rigs the outcome of games. What you haven't heard is that they rig them to hurt the University of Texas - because the truth is so dangerous to those in power that they must protect their anti-Longhorn strategies at every turn. But here at The Tex-Files, we don't kneel before those conference power brokers. We only worship one thing; unsubstantiated, crackpot, paranoid truth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 24, 2018
Big Duck Energy
01:02:44
What do you get when you imagine Rex Grossman having played for Washington, discuss where Wazzzu ranks in FBS Unintentional Self Tasering, argue that Stanford and A&M are somehow alike, explain how Phil Knight's better than every other alum in the division because BUSINESS, and do it all under the watchful eye of regular co-host Brian Floyd? BIG DUCK ENERGY, the world's only Oregon podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 17, 2018
Questions, Answers, and a Farewell to Papa
01:40:55
As a token of our...shame? Contrition? Acknowledgment that we have put you, our audience, through some things lately? Yeah, that one feels right. As a token of that, we have a bonus episode that has no concepts or bits strung out for far too long and is just us being jackasses answering your questions for OVER ONE HUNDRED MINUTES. Also, we find out during recording that Papa John has fallen from his greasy pedestal. Please support our effort to install Jon Bois as the new Papa John. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 12, 2018
Put Pitt In! (Our 2018 ACC Coastal Preview)
00:46:41
Pitt has long been the darling of the Shutdown Fullcast, and now it's time for that love to bear fruit in the form of PUT PITT IN, our Panther-focused podcast hosted by Jason Kirk (who has never been to Pittsburgh to my knowledge), Jeff Goldblum (or at least a very poor impersonation of him by Ryan), and Alex Kirshner (who does a Yinzer Bane speech and is basically the most important part of this episode). You can also listen if you would like to hear approximately 1.7 things about Miami, Virginia Tech, UNC, and probably fewer things about Georgia Tech and UVA. I honestly can't remember. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 10, 2018
A Scholarly Preview of the Pac-12 South
00:52:06
Bienvenue à Wait Wait Don't Hell Me, the only Arizona State podcast and arguably the most erudite, genteel, and cultured college football offering available nationwide. On this episode, we review the upcoming Sun Devil season, remind you of the tortured histories of several of our rivals, play our signature trivia game, and demonstrate conclusively that the Rose Bowl is beneath ASU in every conceivable way. Allez! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 03, 2018
Feast On Our Corn-Heavy Big Ten West 2018 Preview
00:50:49
Welcome to WACORNDA, formerly known as HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY, a limited edition Nebraska fans only podcast. We respect two teams: Nebraska, the greatest team in college football history, and Illinois, a humble, reliable team that doesn't try to be better than it is. Every other team in the Big Ten West is an embarrassment to itself and the sport. TOM OSBORNE WILL LEG WRESTLE YOUR DAD INTO SUBMISSION IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 26, 2018
Previewing most of the country (as massive USF homers)
00:52:13
We decided to preview the entire rest of the country not currently in a Power Five conference the only way we could: Speaking for the entire podcast as massive University of South Florida homers. The first and only episode of the internet's only South Florida Bulls podcast, GROTHE POINTE BLANK, features all of the following facts about noted Bulls rivals C-Florida and their terrible, terrible city, Orlando. Orlando would come to fight us but their infrastructure is crumbling Orlando, the city designed by an eight year-old boy SHOUTS OUT TO TEMPLE TERRACEWhich Orlando boy bands had the worst cardio? Why does UCF's new coach look like the worst version of Ryan possible? We swear there's something besides UCF and Orlando jokes and shouts out to Tampa neighborhoodsA full roll-through of every non-Power 5 conference, and whether they're a threat to the USF Bulls 2018 national championship(Spoiler: No team can possibly stop the Bulls) 46 minutes go by before Spencer makes a mistake! It's a new record!Why Stanford has the safest sex in all of the Pac-12The MAC previewed in the time it takes to successfully ride a bull. BUT NOT A USF BULL BECAUSE A USF BULL IS RIDDEN BY NO MAN LISTEN. SUBSCRIBE. ENJOY? ENJOY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 19, 2018
SPECIAL PRESENTATION: The History of Fun on the origins of Madden
00:35:32
You've played the popular NCAA video game series - but did you know there's an obscure, little-played NFL version of the same game? Madden is arguably more of a fantasy RPG, since it allows you to explore impossibilities like "Florida produces a viable pro quarterback" or "the Chiefs win a Super Bowl." The History of Fun, made by our friends at Polygon, explores the weird and wild origins of the video game series. We hope you like it, if only because it's not another round of Fullcast horseshit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 15, 2018
Cocks and Friends - A Completely Botched 2018 SEC East Preview
01:02:00
We decided to try something different for this year's preview episodes, and, per Fullcast tradition, trying something different means failing at something different. Welcome to COCKS AND FRIENDS, our single episode South Carolina-focused podcast, through which we preview this year in the SEC East. By preview, I mean continually drop the act on accident, and force Holly to play Rocky Top on an adjacent computer, and generally provide little actionable information. Welcome! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 12, 2018
A Deeply Personal Episode with Steven Godfrey
00:59:28
Which member of the Fullcast had a baked potato for breakfast? Which has never done drugs because he's boring? Which suffered a serious shoulder injury because they slept on a beanbag as a grown person and might actually be a poorly paid pro wrestler? Which guest almost got charged with terrorism, but it was before 9/11 so it was a totally different thing? Which superhero is just Silicon Valley But For Crime? Find out these answers on a very special, very oversharey Fullcast with special guest Steven Godfrey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 05, 2018
Let's Make Coaches Earn Their Pay
00:59:56
At least half of FBS coaches made $1 million or more last season, and there doesn't seem to be any workable, smart way to keep those salaries from continuing to balloon. Fortunately, we have several dumb and bad ways to offer instead, as well as timely opinions on:ShrekFootball in the northeastImproving a mediocre football teamRap beefs and how white dads should not be your source for information on themThe first down chainOne pot mealsStar Wars, yet again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 30, 2018
The Star Wars Spinoff Spectacular
00:25:53
Fun note: I (Ryan) somehow super screwed up recording my part of this so the first 10 minutes or so are just Jason and Spencer. I'm sorry/you're welcome, depending on how you feel about me as a part of this show. Also, we had to cut the whole part where we conclude Cloud City is a free love colony and Lobot is its greatest lover. Again, sorry/you're welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 25, 2018
Let's explore SEC academic rankings lol
01:13:54
Holly Anderson joins us to discuss our greatest academic achievements, such as treating an entire semester like Notre Dame's NCAA-approved 2012 record -- as in, only showing up for the final, then failing. Also, Spencer took a judo class at Flori- stop laughing. Spencer took judo at Flo- please. It's time to make fun of each conference's academic rankings. Spencer took judo a- fine. It's funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 22, 2018
Find Your Polish Middle With Bud Elliott
00:55:29
Gambling on sports is now (potentially, depending on the state in which you live and the timing and a lot of other stuff) legal! Finally, you can profit from your extremely bold feelings on college football, like "all kickers suck" or "we always throw it short of the sticks on third down" or "why did you schedule north dakota state you fools." SB Nation's Gambling Potentate Bud Elliott joins us to discuss the world of CFB wagering; The Sandman does not make an appearance due to a lengthy and unresolved extradition issue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 15, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.16: The CFB Questions You're Too Embarrassed To Ask Your Friends
01:01:42
What parts of college football history actually matter? What is the triple option? Why are Michigan Men the way that they are? Are refs actually different depending on conference, and what is the purpose of the one point safety's continued existence? These questions and more are answered, often by just talking about Star Trek in ways that don't connect to the questions themselves. Also, Spencer unveils the worst accent in show history. I hate it so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 08, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.15: Thanos and Batman Don't Do Cardio, Dave Wannstedt's Magic Sandwich Car, Scot Loeffler's Wikipedia Holidays
01:02:18
Two of us have seen Avengers: Infinity War but the other hasn't, so we only get to talk about superheroes in a really vague and meandering and nudity-focused way. Dave Wannstedt is a superhero for our purposes. Fred Durst is not. Again, this is the only college football podcast. Please treasure it accordingly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 01, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.14: The Mockest Draft
00:59:24
By my count, we drafted 8 quarterbacks, which seems absurd but watch the actual NFL pick nine in the first round this year and make us look lame. But will they draft a kicker? Will they draft an offensive lineman and make him play kicker? Will they forget one of the best defensive players in the whole draft is available until the first round is basically over? No. And that's why you come to the Shutdown Fullcast, with special guest Harry Lyles. (Please follow Harry on Twitter - @harrylylesjr - and don't hold his appearance on this show against him. He just wanted to be a good coworker.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 25, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.13: Free Legal Advice (That We Specifically Insist You Ignore)
01:24:51
How can you secede from your HOA? What coach is best suited to represent himself? How do you safely and responsibly turn in the pygmy hippo you bought online not realizing that it would still grow to 500 pounds? Where will Spencer get his newest Michigan tattoo? Why is the NCAA? These pressing legal matters are well, no, not answered, but generally talked about and around on this LEGAL EAGLES episode of the Shutdown Fullcast, which is NOT brought to you by Cheez-It. Cheez-It: They Think You Look Fat In That Shirt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 17, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.12: Your Football Team's Rap Equivalent
01:31:17
We've probably done this episode three times before, and we probably said totally different things, and we're all probably trapped in an endless loop from which we can never emerge. Roll Tide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 10, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.11: Every Spring Football Story / Nature Is Your Killing Friend / Jason Can Name 2 Egg Dishes
01:11:02
Spring football is here, and so are the same spring football stories you have heard for the last ten years and will hear for the next eleven. Therefore, we decided to focus on important non-football things, like egg preparations and Pearl Jam and Sean Connery movies and Pitt's football schedule and video game bear assassins. Good job, us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 03, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.10: Tennessee Group Text Hell
00:54:08
John Currie got fired by Tennessee when the year was still 2017, yet we, the idiot sports internet, are still talking about it in March 2018. Why? Because the Vols decided to give the world a BUNCH of Currie's text messages, allowing us to discuss important matters like:Why Gogo Inflight is a Georgia weaponGroup texts, and the misery they present to those dragged into them unwillinglyItalian Brady HokeThe worst email you can get from your boss that isn't directly hostile or unprofessionalThat Disney and Pixar bracket, which was not sent to Currie but would have been had it come up at the time My theory? Tennessee's doing this to distract us from talking or thinking about football. Watch them lose to Vanderbilt by 18 next year and "oh we found a bunch of John Currie's search history entries, here you go!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 27, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.09: Skip Holtz To Bama / Urinal Poopin' / A Defense Of Man Buns
00:59:34
ALL HAIL THE RANDOMIZER. There is nothing of consequence to discuss this week in college football so rather than rely on the extremely faulty computers that are our own brains, we turned to the Shutdown Fullcast Topic Randomizer (patent pending) and asked you, gentle listener, to supply us with talking points. You did a great job, except when you asked us to compare Iowa to the state of American politics. That shit would have gotten us killed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 20, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.08: NIT/Ready Player One/UConn Ballers Preview
00:32:21
Does anyone actually read the descriptions to podcasts? I mean, I don't generally, but it's possible my personal habits don't reflect the rest of the world. Let's test this: if you're reading this description, please tweet a Wario gif of your choosing at Spencer Hall (@edsbs). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 14, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.07: Bomani Jones Stops By To Talk Cook Out (And Football, Sure)
00:37:50
Oh look, the Fullcast got us a guest! Bomani Jones of ESPN answers the call and hangs tight for a lean, mean 38 minutes of furious offseason content. Also he sounds good even on Fullcast quality, because his voice transcends even the most mediocre audio setups. Damn you and your pretty voice, Bomani. Topics include! --The most calorically efficient Cook Out trays possible --The hardest towns in each SEC state. SHOUT OUT TO ORANGE MOUND. --Related: Why no one should ever have an enemy in New Orleans --A necessary review of Mike Price's career as black market profiteer --Bomani reviews Texas --But we instantly swerve into a discussion of short but very mean defensive tackles --LOU HOLTZ WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN --How Mister Alexander is the most humble of names SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. DOWNLOAD. LISTEN THREE TIMES FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 06, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.06: It's For A Good Cause, Somehow
00:52:07
We're organized and hardworking and on top of things, and that's why we're wrapping up the payoffs for our fall charity drive in FEBRUARY. Imagine what it was like being our parents growing up! Just terrible, day in and day out. Reader selected topics include:The wonders of non-U.S. KFC offeringsWhether you should buy class photos for your childStar Wars, if Alex Jones were Princess LeiaBoomer SoonerBoomer SoonerBoomer SoonerBoomer Sooner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 27, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.05: The Godfather, Explained In 17 Seconds
00:44:55
Post Signing Day February is the time when basically nothing happens in college football, so Spencer didn't even bother to show up for this episode. Did we use that as an excuse to tell flagrant lies about his anatomy? Sure did! This episode is also full of your bold opinions on topics such as:Will MuschampNebraska football failureNFC teams invading Atlanta for the Super BowlRutgersThe Beatles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 20, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.04: LSU's Robot Dogs Demand A New Coach
00:37:05
This episode argues that smoking is good for your teeth, gives you tips on how to keep contraband from getting taken from you when you stay at a hotel, praises the robot dogs that will be the future stewards of Earth, talks about the Incredible Hulk TV show for 10 minutes, and reads the Iowa City Police Log. Football is so so so so so far away. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 13, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.03: A Guide To Celebrating Like An Idiot
00:40:19
The Eagles won the Super Bowl, but the people of Philadelphia showed us how to celebrate on the right side of the border between Fun-Loving Jackasses and Oh No The Fire Station Is Somehow On Fire. We asked our listeners for their tales of overindulgent victory acts, and most of them involve Ohio State on one side or the other. Spencer also reveals that he saw the Georgia fan in the yellow Hummer with the TV strapped to the back recently. SPOILER: He is not playing the National Championship game on repeat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 06, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.02: Fixing The Olympics With Drugs
00:49:43
FACT: Performance enhancing drugs have always clouded Olympic competitions. FACT: Enforcing the rules against PEDs can be incredibly difficult and occasionally lead to unjust results. FACT: What if we just let all the athletes use one drug tailored to their sport? FACT: Also Spencer invented cross-country MMA. FACT: There is no mention of college football on this episode for roughly 45 minutes. FACT: We found a new job for Jim Mora. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 30, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 8.01: Let's Dominate the Offseason Like Our Name Was Jim Harbaugh
00:59:01
At last, with messy, time-consuming games out of the way, we can get into what college football is all about: The offseason. The most important time of the year deserves its own preview. Coach says that failing to prepare is preparing to fail, and we couldn't agree more. You can't just jump into twenty page comment section arguments about transfer requirements. You can't just expect to start a fierce twitter thread about whether a fourth-place finish in the Big Ten East is actually better than winning it outright. You know who wins a recruiting argument? Certainly not the person who doesn't even know about composite rankings, that's who. No, no, you gotta ease into that, you gotta prepare, and you gotta have a plan. It's a long ride, but we brought snacks and GPS, baby. Pee out the window, though. The bathrooms along this stretch are an abomination. DISCUSSED: --Jason and Spencer only, as Ryan's important work in the federal government was shutdown and thus so was Ryan --Opening discussion of cities that should have mascots and powerful food court vape wars --Why Philadelphia might be the most SEC city in America --Where Michigan will go this offseason, or "glory is forever, and malaria is treatable" --HERM EDWARDS IS GOING TO BE A DELIGHT EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS TEAM'S NAME. MAYBE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS TEAM'S NAME. --How Josh Heupel might crumble under the pressure of defending UCF's national title --Switching NFL coaches with college coaches goes very, very sideways --Why football players should be allowed to study abroad at other programs --Let's just preseat both the Hot Seat, the Lukewarm Seat, and the Cold Seat Ready To Burst Into Flame At Any Second --Bobby Petrino reviewed! (It's not good, and sounds like a mink caught in a trap) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 23, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: Nick Saban Has Failed The Gaming Community
00:33:41
WARNING! There's some football talk in this episode. I know, two in a row. What the shit is THAT about. The good news is, this is the last game we have to talk about for quite a while, so this podcast will return to its real strength: (file not found) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 10, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 7.48: The Only National Championship Preview In The World
00:40:43
Where else can you find a National Championship preview that discusses UVA football and a clumsy Tennessee metaphor and Nick Foles and Mack Brown and UCF and ok yes Georgia and Alabama because it was very hard to fill a whole episode without mentioning those two teams? NOWHERE, I'LL WAGER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 05, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 7.47: The Loomin Onion Challenge
00:35:07
2018 started with a lot. Notre Dame beat LSU on one of the best plays ever. Auburn helped UCF plan a national championship parade. THE ROSE BOWL FOUND MULTIPLE NEW DIMENSIONS OF EXISTENCE. Oh right, Ryan was the Bloomin' Onion at the Outback Bowl and used his dark, deep fried sorcery to ruin the Big Ten's bowl record and cast doubt on Jim Harbaugh's tenure. This is the year we achieve every one of our dreams, people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 04, 2018
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Sugar Bowl
00:10:31
This is the one that just turns into weird Star Wars talk. Thank you for purchasing the 2017 40 for 40. (No refunds, not even for store credit.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Rose Bowl
00:09:19
We're way too bullish on Baker Mayfield because he's incredibly talented and what not so congratulations to Georgia for holding him to 107 yards passing and no touchdowns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Outback Bowl
00:15:58
I'm choosing to use this space to thank all of you who helped make #FryinNanni come true. Please remember me fondly if, as Spencer and Jason suggest and borderline wish on this episode, I am burned, shot, trampled, arrested, or otherwise seriously injured/killed while dressed as a giant Bloomin Onion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Citrus Bowl
00:02:54
CITRUS AND BUFFALO WILD WINGS DO NOT GO TOGETHER I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Peach Bowl
00:08:28
The 2017 Peach Bowl features Auburn and UCF. We spend a good portion of this episode talking about Washington State and It's A Wonderful Life. This is the best way to explain this podcast to a stranger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 31, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Liberty Bowl
00:06:22
Did you know the Liberty Bowl was once played in an Atlantic City convention hall? Did you know all Memphis rap hooks have to advise you to do something bad for you? Did you know Holly is working on a spell to lure Paul Johnson to Knoxville? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 29, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Orange Bowl
00:05:59
You're not so different, Wisconsin and Miami, in that you've both got border smuggling potential and love to enjoy life's pleasures. There is the whole winter thing, but, hey, that's what brandy is for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 29, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Fiesta Bowl
00:03:51
Penn State, we somehow gave you Lane Kiffin. Washington, we treated you even more poorly. I'm sorry for all of this. Absolutely all of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 29, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Taxslayer Bowl
00:05:29
Easily one of the most vulgar bowl previews we've ever done, and we BARELY mention Louisville! Miracles are all around you, if only you're willing to believe/have a very low standard for miracles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 29, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Music City Bowl
00:10:16
It's a bowl in Nashville and one of the teams is Northwestern. You can guess 90% of the jokes based on that limited information alone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Belk Bowl
00:09:41
Spencer stupidly tries to eat healthy. Ryan loses a bet with Jason on the number of Belks in Charlotte. Aggietha Christie is invented. Again, to call these bowl previews is bordering on criminal fraud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Arizona Bowl
00:04:27
"Get on TV" may not seem like a particularly lofty aim for a bowl game but dammit the Arizona Bowl was not going to listen to your negativity. They went out there and ACHIEVED. So did New Mexico State, who won more games this year than Florida or Tennessee or Nebraska or Arkansas. Sports are good and not at all painful! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Cotton Bowl
00:09:43
Ohio State-USC should be an excellent bowl matchup, and that's why we spend a lot of time talking about Josh Rosen and the Browns and Blockbuster Video. We should all be fired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Sun Bowl
00:07:04
The Sun Bowl is tied with the Sugar and Orange Bowls for second-oldest in college football. While the other two sometimes get to host a Playoff game, the Sun will be sending Todd Graham out in style while Herm Edwards tries to convince recruits to come to ASU because he's buddies with the Spice Girls. Also, NC State will be there, though it's fine if you don't pay attention to that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 27, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Halamo Bowl
00:06:33
HELL YEAH WE CHEATED YOU OUT OF AN EPISODE. Just pretend these two games are the Designer Imposter College Football Playoff. So much to play for now! The SEC and ACC totally shut out, and nobody's talking about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 23, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Military Bowl
00:05:42
RIDERS WITH SWORDS VERSUS SAILORS. You will throw a horse if you love the troops, dammit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 23, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Texas Bowl
00:04:27
In which we ponder what a message board based God would do, and why the Birmingham Bowl trophy is the best version of Spencer, and butts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 23, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Foster Farms Bowl
00:00:30
Behold the raw efficiency of this bowl preview, where we talk over each other for 90 seconds and then that's it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 23, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Camping World Bowl
00:06:44
Featuring two of the college football fanbases best suited to a camping-based society. Because this game is in Orlando, we are also required to make extensive mention of the Weird Donald Trump Robot at Disney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 23, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Pinstripe Bowl
00:09:40
Technically this is more of a Iowa Season In Review. Iowa: we can do anything, and that includes an incredibly dumb 17-10 overtime loss to Northwestern! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Independence Bowl
00:05:35
Most American schools won't teach you that the American Revolution started in Shreveport when British forces started a brawl in a Logan's Roadhouse after someone talked shit about the House of Tudor. We will. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Heart of Dallas Bowl
00:07:02
Spencer isn't dead. We at the Shutdown Fullcast regret the error. (For so many reasons.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Cactus Bowl
00:08:33
What's the difference between naming a wine and naming a craft beer? How does the Cactus Bowl promote group sex? Why is Bill Snyder going to sue us into oblivion? When will this podcast die already? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Quick Lane Bowl
00:04:06
The Quick Lane Bowl has a website for two reasons. One, to remind you that the Detroit Lions exist even though thousands of other American businesses have failed in your lifetime. Two, to sell you 2014 Quick Lane Bowl gear. E-COMMERCE IS KING. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Hawaii Bowl
00:08:51
By far the least college footbally of these previews, in that we spend almost the entirety of the episode discussing babies pooping in the bathtub and The Last Jedi and the weird Garfield scene in The Last Jedi. We're sorry, Hawaii Bowl. Just sort of forgot what we were doing here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 19, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Dollar General Bowl
00:05:25
Mobile: for when you just don't feel like going all the way to New Orleans and this will do fine. Bob Stoops is the motivational lunch speaker for this bowl game because sure, why not? Anytime you can get that sweet motivational lunch speaker cash, you take it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 19, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Armed Forces Bowl
00:07:11
One of the only previews that actually talks about the game, but only to note that it will probably last an hour and 47 minutes and the winning team will manage to only run 38 plays. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 19, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Birmingham Bowl
00:14:12
The Birmingham Bowl has no title sponsor this year, and three of the four platinum sponsors are entities that really don't need the publicity or are already getting it thanks to the very existence of this bowl. So basically, let's pool our money and name this bowl whatever we want. Idea 1: The No Die Hard 2 Isn't Great But It Has Entertaining Moments Let's Give It Some Credit Birmingham Bowl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 19, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Bahamas Bowl
00:02:04
THEY RUINED IT. THEY HAD A GOOD THING AND THEY RUINED IT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 14, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
00:05:46
A collection of human men and women intentionally built a 12,000 pound fake potato and put it on a truck that has "IT'S REAL" proudly emblazoned on the side and sent it around the country. This potato is a lie and that's gotta be a metaphor for so many things about our world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 14, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Gasparilla Bowl
00:06:35
Have you ever wanted to hear three grown men discuss whether or not they can use a website successfully in between angry teardowns of a stadium built for a baseball team that didn't show up for almost a decade? You're in luck/deeply troubled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 14, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Frisco Bowl
00:05:31
The Frisco Bowl is brand spankin' new this year, so special guest and college football expert Jon Bois helps us answer the important questions about this game, including:What is DMX's one weird workout tipCan you play this game at the small theater at a science museum insteadDidn't Hardee's have a Frisco BurgerHow is FriscoWhat's your best betting option for this game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 14, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Boca Raton Bowl
00:05:17
There's a conspiracy behind this bowl game and the entire Boca Raton civil government is in on it, as is GEOPRISON, as is Jon Bois, our guest for this episode. These are a total mess, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 14, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The New Mexico Bowl
00:04:41
Yeah, I don't even know what to tell you with this one. Blame Tennessee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 07, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Camellia Bowl
00:05:20
Peanut butter and jelly. Sea anemones and clownfish. The Civil Rights Movement and an unsponsored bowl in Montgomery that ESPN just runs on its own and you probably won't watch. These are all things that totally go together and you should never think otherwise, you jerk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 07, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 New Orleans Bowl
00:12:19
You can do a fun run in the Superdome like nuclear winter already hit! You can buy clothing and drink out of it! The game might actually be good! Coolio! That's right, it's the first of many bite sized episodes previewing every dang bowl game, starting with the New Orleans Bowl. Please remember: these are hardly ever informative, even by Fullcast standards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 07, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Cure Bowl
00:08:36
Autonation is a terrible disease, so terrible we don't even know what it is or how it affects people. (My theory is it turns them into Transformers.) This is the Cure Bowl, Orlando's 19th bowl game, and our preview of it is exactly as long as it needed to be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 07, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Las Vegas Bowl
00:08:00
It's a real roller coaster ride for our guest Holly Anderson, who talks about:being in the Las Vegas airport around Christmasher accidental concept for a Steak & Slightly Illegal Sex Stuff SpaJeremy Pruitt maybe becoming Tennessee's head coach, a thing she finds out only because Jason tells her There's basically no discussion of Boise or Oregon as football teams. Again, you should know what you're in for with these "previews." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 07, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.46: Rich Folks Only in Jimbo's Mentions Please
01:06:25
Jimbo Fisher is the richest man in the world after this week, so please stay out of his mentions. It should be pointed out that rich folk only can touch Texas A&M's coach, now. Please keep your dirty peasant hands off him. We review Championship Week on this week's episode, and drop it hot (and with at least two audio glitches) because a.) Ryan usually does the editing, and he's out for this episode and b.) We had to get it out the door before we left the country. Topics covered include: --Bama got in the playoff and it's Greg Schiano's fault --Actually pretty much everything is Greg Schiano's fault --How not being as smart as Alabama really isn't something you wanna tell people about out loud --Why guys who say "I don't buy much, but when I do I get the best" are hoarding liars --A discussion of how the Gnat Belt is a real thing people think you're making up --College football is dead BUT SO IS THE NIGHT KING SO THERE --How Jimbo Fisher's massive contract might turn him into Texas A&M's largest booster AND its coach --The hilarity of a Wisconsin quarterback with the ball in the open field with only one man to beat --An important experiment involving Josh Rosen and Sam Darnold switching teams --A quick thumbnail sketch of the bowl season including THE BLUSTERIEST STORM TO EVER HIT TAMPA, THE OUTBACK BOWL INVOLVING BOTH WILL MUSCHAMP AND JIM HARBAUGH --Also Herm Edwards is actually the CEO or whatever of Arizona State football! YOU PLAY. TO WIN. FOUR GAMES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 04, 2017
ShUTdown FUllcasT 7.45: ALL VOL Y'ALL
00:56:21
Technically, this episode is not just about the Tennessee coaching search. We do talk a little bit about the Big 12/Big Ten/Pac-12/SEC Championship Games. We do try to understand the doublespeed mind of Jimbo Fisher. We do guess if Herm Edwards is older than Notable Old CFB Dudes. But most of this is about Tennessee continuing to bumble through a coaching search - and, yes, we DID finish recording right before the Mike Leach rumors all broke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 01, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.44: Help, Too Many Things Are Happening
01:10:34
The top two teams both lost but, honestly, there's SO MUCH MORE to talk about beyond that this week, like:Why Luke Falk solidified his prospects as the #1 overall pickWIsconsin's Daguerrotype of DoomJordan-Hare Stadium is the greatest wrestling venueTodd Graham...got treated poorly, maybe?Mike Riley thought he could let Iowa score 56 and just show up to workSpencer wants to spend rent money on a dirtbikeTennessee has no idea how to read the roomR.I.P. Baker Mayfield's genitals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 27, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.43: Raw, Organic, Unprocessed Content
01:09:58
Because it's Thanksgiving week and we want you to have as much Fullcast as your body can tolerate, we're releasing our Thursday episode earlier than usual and doing almost ZERO editing on it! Hear every cough! Enjoy every time we step on each other! Ponder each moment where we can't decide where to go next! This is the meat you eat, you weirdo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 22, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.42 - Is Jon Gruden In Your House?
00:49:08
If Jon Gruden is not in your house, he might be signing a contract to coach the University of Tennessee. Jason was not on this episode, so HE might be signing a contract to coach the University of Tennessee. Proof is weird like that! Spencer and Ryan also discuss:the real reason why Nebraska hasn't fired Mike Rileywhy dating Brian Kelly is the opposite of dating Keanu ReevesTexas had a fine seasonTexas A&M, not so muchhey let's make them play a bowl game and see who gets pissed off first!i dunno some other bullcrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.41: Unsourced Coaching Hiring and Firing Rumors Ahoy!
01:13:17
Butch Jones to Oregon State! Mark Richt to the NFL! D.J. Durkin to Tennessee! Bo Pelini to Tennessee! Jon Gruden to the endcap beer display at the grocery store! Jimbo Fisher to Arkansas State! Houston Nutt to Arkansas...as AD, Coach, and starting QB! None of these rumors have any backing or logic to them, but that has never stopped us before so it won't matter now, you fools! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 16, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.40: Spencer Resets Everything
00:59:57
Georgia got whooped. Notre Dame got whooped. Michigan State got whooped. Tennessee has given the reins to Whoopin Recipient Specialist Brady Hoke. The Playoff Committee might be in for a whoopin. Syracuse's defense got whooped. Oh, there's also some audio we left in here from when Spencer had to reset his whole computer so Jason and Ryan invent a movie about a man going back and re-making all of the same mistakes. Weirdly, this movie is not called "What If Georgia Plays Auburn Again In The SEC Championship?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 13, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.39: World's Wildest College Football Weekend
00:47:54
We're joined by Sheriff John Bunnell ok no I can't lie to you like that because that would be a crime. Plus, nobody knows where Sheriff John Bunnell is these days. But if you want to hear us explain why Mark Dantonio does all his shopping at Home Depot, show you why Georgia will be leaving Auburn with the Civil ConFLiCT trophy, predict the rise of the Mark Richt Reformation, and explore Spencer's deep and real love of cheese, we do those things. Again, no Sheriff John Bunnell, though. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 09, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.38: Spencer Hall Loves Your Team
00:54:38
Are you a fan of Iowa, or Notre Dame, or UCLA, or Florida State, or Miami, who's tired of hearing us be so repeatedly negative about your beloved Hawkeyes/Irish/Bruins/Seminoles/Hurricanes? Apparently, Spencer's so broken by this season that he's gone into a completely new and unfamiliar state: optimism! You are right to find this deeply unsettling. We ask that if you see Spencer in the wild, you do not approach him and you immediately call Animal Control. He will not hurt you, though he may try to sleep in your hammock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 06, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.37: Fullcast Secrets Revealed!
00:55:29
Wondering how we give the Shutdown Fullcast that special, worn-in feel episode after episode? Wonder no longer - we reveal the secrets within! Plus, we tackle BOLD PREDICTIONS, including:Wisconsin goes undefeated but the Playoff Committee picks UCF over themMiami beats Virginia Tech and Notre Dame, still winds up with 2 lossesStaying at Iowa State > going to NebraskaLSU will win the Bama game by 10Ok maybe we just said that last thing to make Bama mad, which is what Nick Saban wantsYou're welcome, Nick Saban Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 02, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.36: Late But Still Bad
00:58:02
We tried to record this episode focusing entirely on Florida and Jim McElwain's departure, but Ryan's computer would not abide such an affront and so we had to do the thing all over again a day later. What do we cover instead? Honestly, I have no idea and all human endeavor is meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe anyways. Go Gators. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 30, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.35 - Be The Most Alan You Can Be
00:45:01
What kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be a Georgia fan, convinced that no matter how much logic and skill favor you, you still won't beat Florida, awash in irrational doubt and fear? Do you want to be a TCU fan, confident that you'll avoid the mistakes Oklahoma made against Iowa State, and maybe overlooking danger in your future? Do you want to be a UNC well no don't do that, that's a bad idea. Be an Arizona or Arizona State fan instead. Better yet: BE AN ALAN. Alans are fun, often at the expense of their own safety and the happiness of those around them. Alans are self-destructive but know there's no other way. No, not all Alans are LSU fans. But all LSU fans are Alans. This is just science. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 26, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.34 - Any Given Notre Dame
01:17:55
Why is Jason only now revealing he's a lifelong Notre Dame fan? Which coaches are most eager to fight a fan, and which fans are most likely to give them a shot? Will Indiana get to 7 wins and make Steven Godfrey chicken rich? Would BYU score 30 points against a red card college football defense? Where were you the last time Iowa State was ranked? How can we possibly argue that Butch Jones won't get fired? Who is even asking these terrible questions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 23, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.33 - Death of the Fullcast
01:00:50
Cause(s) of death: Jason's audio becomes dangerously unstable, forcing him to pull a Mack Brown. Ryan speaks glowingly about Virginia football not once but TWICE. Spencer goes on at length about Nebraska being terrible. Jeff Sessions arrests Brady Hoke. Notre Dame is briefly discussed and not just to talk shit about the Fighting Irish. R.I.P., Shutdown Fullcast. (It'll come back to life on Sunday, don't worry. This monster refuses to leave our mortal realm.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 19, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.32 - BLOOD WEEK 2017
01:16:08
Let's review some true facts about the 2017 season after this week:Rutgers has more conference wins than Indiana, the team that just took Michigan to overtimeSyracuse had the exact same final score - a 27-24 win - against Clemson as they did against PittBoston College had more rushing yards, passing yards, and points than AlabamaTennessee outscored Washington, tripled up Wazzu, and still lost to South CarolinaNotre Dame and UVa have the same recordAnd that isn't a diss, somehow Welcome to BLOOD WEEK, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 16, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.31 - Indiana Jones and the Landfill of Victory
01:05:39
If there is a theme for this episode, it's sometimes you just need a clear sign that things are broken. Like, say, you're Oregon State and your head coach just bails on a ton of money out of the blue. Or you're an NFL position coach sending romantic cocaine videos from work. Or you're a home underdog to UVA. There's also a lot of talk about Butch Jones and Laserdisc and Spencer's weird body and rats, so it's fine if you choose not to listen. We get it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 12, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.30 - Mike Stoops Bankrupts SoonerCorp
01:03:56
Oklahoma lost to an Iowa State with several time travelers from before the age of television on the roster. Miami beat FSU team but it means nothing because, according to Seminole fans, Florida State isn't actually any good. Bret Bielema's still adjusting to his first fifth season at Arkansas but surely things will improve. And, oh, right, we're all freaking out about Jim Harbaugh and Michigan. Though at least they don't have to play at 1:45 AM Eastern, unlike Washington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 09, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.29 - Introducing The Sandman
01:00:47
Wanna get rich? You've come to the right place, because the Shutdown Fullcast is home to THE MOST RELIABLE PRO FOOTBALL PICKER IN THE WORLD, as it turns out. There's also some college football in here, including:Spencer singing the Georgia Tech fight song as Alex JonesRyan explaining how Aragon holds the key to Michigan-Michigan StateThe one reason why Georgia-Vandy might be closeSouth Carolina-Arkansas, the most important game of the weekOr at least one we talked about a lotNot really sure why, sorryJason recording outside again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 05, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.28 - Buyout Season Is Coming
01:02:31
Buyouts are one of the best parts of college football because they're little roadblocks you get to set up against your own future happiness. Sure, you'd like to find a new, better coach, but you can't. Why? Because of that big old buyout, where you'd have to pay this coach a bunch of money to leave. Well, who put that there? YOU DID! YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 02, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.27 - Introducing Louisville's New Athletic Director
00:55:48
It's Spencer because come on he can't screw it up worse than the status quo. Other topics this week include:Why Washington State will win the national championshipFlorida pivoting to the flexboneDO NOT DISRESPECT DARUDEWays for Georgia-Tennessee to make both parties feel shittyCaveat emptor and Purdue And lots of thank you reads to you, our generous listeners who have given a whole bunch of money to help hurricane victims. Y'all are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 28, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.26 - Mississippi State Enters The Rancor Pit
01:00:48
Florida superfan Jason Kirk joins the podcast this week to explain how the Gators had that game in hand the whole time, don't even worry about it, we gaze upon the destruction that was Vanderbilt football, Clemson won't show you the play by play against Boston College unless you produce a warrant, Bret Bielema ends up nude in a McDonald's Playplace, and YUP FLORIDA STATE SURE DOES HAVE AS MANY WINS AS UMASS DOES. (Though we're pretty sure they'd beat Tennessee.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 25, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.25 - Let's Fix The NFL/Preview Week 4
00:50:10
Other podcasts try to either 1) look at the weekly lineup of games in college football OR 2) ponder why the NFL's less compelling as televised entertainment and brainstorm ways to improve the sport. We are not other podcasts - WE DID BOTH IN ONE EPISODE BECAUSE WE KNOW NOT THE MEANING OF THE WORD FEAR OR STAYING ON TOPIC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 21, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.24: We Were Right About Everything
00:49:15
Or at least about Memphis beating UCLA! Don't bother fact-checking us on anything else, just assume we were right and move on from there. Hey, did you know we're doing a charity drive for victims of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma? It's true! Just go to https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/9/14/16306480/shutdown-fullcast-7-23-lets-not-talk-about-tennessee-florida and you can find out the details, including how you can force us to read basically whatever you want us to on a future Fullcast episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 18, 2017
Shutdown Fullcast 7.23 - Let's Not Talk About Florida-Tennessee
00:49:44