Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

By Dan Misener

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Episodes: 133


 Mar 18, 2021

Shawn
 Aug 27, 2018
Great way to spend some time cringing at others' (and by extension, your own) childhood writing.

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Remembering the good, the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up

Episode Date
"I don't feel like celebrating" (Anniversary Special)
Dec 30, 2019
"Hugs and kisses aren't enough" (Toronto)
Dec 16, 2019
"I'm writing this stark naked" (Montréal)
Dec 02, 2019
"Mr. Sexy wears a thong" (Moncton)
Nov 18, 2019
"I need adventure" (Kitchener)
Nov 04, 2019
"Kissed by a wet donkey" (Saskatoon)
Oct 21, 2019
"We only want each other for the kissing" (Toronto)
Oct 07, 2019
"Atomic fart blasts" (Halifax)
Sep 23, 2019
"Hottie Hunter" (Victoria)
Sep 09, 2019
"Mr. Sexy Legs" (Vancouver)
Aug 26, 2019
"A burning furnace of hatred" (Victoria)
Aug 12, 2019
"I thought my mom was an alien" (Toronto)
Jul 29, 2019
"I love oral hygiene" (Fredericton)
Jul 15, 2019
🇨🇦 “The Great White North” (Canada Day special)
Jul 01, 2019
"How dirty are you?" (Montréal)
Jun 17, 2019
"The worst mistake of my whole entire life" (Edmonton)
Jun 03, 2019
"My hormones were flying" (Regina)
May 20, 2019
"Mom, put on some clothes!" (Calgary)
May 06, 2019
"Puberty has taken her" (Montréal)
Apr 22, 2019
"Let the devil take my soul" (Winnipeg)
Apr 08, 2019
"We all smelled like poo" (Saskatoon)
Mar 25, 2019
"Get down and party" (Woodford)
Mar 11, 2019
"Hunting for Yowies" (Woodford)
Feb 25, 2019
"Passion at its finest" (Valentine's Day special)
Feb 11, 2019
"No better than a rag" (Yellowknife)
Jan 28, 2019
"Punk rock is today’s revolution" (Victoria)
Jan 14, 2019
"The Republic of Dad" (Montréal)
Dec 31, 2018
"I wrecked his little heart" (Montréal)
Dec 17, 2018
"Make the bed creak" (Toronto)
Dec 03, 2018
"Farting in the bath" (Vancouver)
Nov 19, 2018
"Once upon a time in Barfland" (Kitchener)
Nov 05, 2018
Halloween Spooktacular
Oct 22, 2018
"Mouth-to-mouth contact" (Toronto)
Oct 08, 2018
"A virginal sex goddess" (St. Albert)
Sep 24, 2018
"P.S. I only love you for your money" (St. Albert)
Sep 10, 2018
"Grandma slept in her bed naked" (Toronto)
Aug 27, 2018
"Dear Michael Jackson" (Calgary)
Aug 13, 2018
"I’m worried about dry humping" (Vancouver)
Jul 30, 2018
"Big pimpin' life goals" (Ottawa)
Jul 16, 2018
"A handy turn of events" (Calgary)
Jul 02, 2018
"My purity ring" (Vancouver)
Jun 18, 2018
"I will burn you with my flaming positivity" (Kingston)
Jun 04, 2018
"Arousal ≠ chastity" (Saskatoon)
May 21, 2018
"People are becoming fanatical about computers" (Saskatoon)
May 07, 2018
"Technically, I'm a witch" (Chicago)
Apr 23, 2018
"Your bum, my pillow" (Winnipeg)
Apr 09, 2018
"I wore my hot pants" (Thunder Bay)
Mar 26, 2018
"We played strip poker and held a private séance" (Fredericton)
Mar 12, 2018
"Orange juice douche" (Toronto)
Feb 26, 2018
"My mom's heart" (Kitchener)
Feb 12, 2018
"One big, long, painful, adolescent experiment" (Ottawa)
Jan 29, 2018
"I wish I could French kiss" (Fredericton)
Jan 15, 2018
"Indolent people with tacky ideas" (Charlottetown)
Jan 01, 2018
"It touched my feelings like a sledgehammer" (Peterborough)
Dec 18, 2017
"Beating the bush" (Toronto)
Dec 04, 2017
"You can't moose hunt for a living" (Toronto)
Nov 20, 2017
"Naked hugs are the best" (Calgary)
Nov 06, 2017
"Witch with a capital B" (Victoria)
Oct 23, 2017
"To bathe or not to bathe?" (St. Albert)
Oct 09, 2017
"Thinking about getting stoned" (Ottawa)
Sep 25, 2017
"Ten things I love about Matt" (Vancouver)
Sep 11, 2017
"Brains are better than boobs" (St. Albert)
Aug 28, 2017
“Kiss virgin" (Vancouver)
Aug 14, 2017
"He was puberized" (Ottawa)
Jul 31, 2017
"Single and ready to mingle" (Kitchener)
Jul 17, 2017
"I practically broke my butt" (Sudbury)
Jul 03, 2017
"You are not a beefcake" (Toronto)
Jun 19, 2017
"He went to Uranus" (Winnipeg)
Jun 05, 2017
"Joey the Hormone" (Montréal)
May 22, 2017
"Peanut butter is my universe" (Saskatoon)
May 08, 2017
"I'm pretty sure I missed his lips" (Regina)
Apr 24, 2017
"If you are lucky, you will die" (Kingston)
Apr 10, 2017
"Love is like a terrifying blanket" (Toronto)
Mar 27, 2017
"My mom is nice. My dad is OK." (Windsor)
Mar 13, 2017
"I will now talk about my sorrows" (Montréal)
Feb 27, 2017
"Space yogurt" (Hamilton)
Feb 13, 2017
"Smiling is an infectious disease" (Toronto)
Jan 30, 2017
"Homemade birth movies" (Ottawa)
Jan 16, 2017
"God bless Green Day and Danny Williams" (Halifax)
Jan 02, 2017
"Hello there, big boy" (Toronto)
Dec 19, 2016
"Search my remains for more answers" (Montréal)
Dec 05, 2016
"I love you more than chicken hearts" (Calgary)
Nov 21, 2016
"Looks old in a hot way" (Ottawa)
Nov 07, 2016
"We're not dating. We're just in love with each other." (Vancouver)
Oct 24, 2016
"My yearly love attack" (Whitehorse)
Oct 10, 2016
"Stages of horniness" (Toronto)
Sep 26, 2016
"The first time I'd seen a real one" (Yellowknife)
Sep 12, 2016
"Who needs boobs? I don't." (Edmonton)
Aug 29, 2016
"My love floats lonely as a feather" (Vancouver)
Aug 15, 2016
"What's with all these freaking nudists?" (Toronto)
Aug 01, 2016
"We play smoochie-pie on the couch" (Winnipeg)
Jul 18, 2016
"You stole my electron" (Regina)
Jul 04, 2016
"Love me, bananas" (Montréal)
Jun 20, 2016
"I'm not one of those psycho girls" (Vancouver)
Jun 06, 2016
"Don't let the bed bugs get you pregnant" (Victoria)
May 23, 2016
"I would totally date you if I wasn't you" (Saskatoon)
May 09, 2016
"We looked and smelled deadly" (Halifax)
Apr 25, 2016
"Nothing is sexier than teamwork" (Toronto)
Apr 11, 2016
"I hugged with girls today" (Winnipeg)
Mar 28, 2016
"Virginity is like a birthday cake" (Calgary)
Mar 14, 2016
"At least I know I'm fertile" (Halifax)
Feb 29, 2016
"Nonfat lattes and decaf dreams" (Montréal)
Feb 15, 2016
"Things to do with your menstrual blood" (Toronto)
Jan 31, 2016
"Everyone thinks I'm a pothead" (Montréal)
Jan 17, 2016
"Here are four jokes; three of them dirty" (Ottawa)
Jan 03, 2016
"Before I die, I want to have sex" (Toronto)
Dec 19, 2015
"Wearing a cape and farting" (Winnipeg)
Dec 06, 2015
"I will not attack Nicholas" (London)
Nov 23, 2015
"A pornographic magazine hidden in a pile of wood" (Kitchener)
Nov 08, 2015
"Wieners are stupid and so is health class" (Ottawa)
Oct 25, 2015
"A couple of popped-out eyeballs" (Winnipeg)
Oct 11, 2015
"Gone are my days of hedonism and mediocrity" (Yellowknife)
Sep 27, 2015
"We are getting away with murder since you left" (Edmonton)
Sep 13, 2015
"Why is Dad being a bum?" (Calgary)
Aug 31, 2015
"Be careful of anyone named Trina" (St. John's)
Aug 17, 2015
"I'm crying while I write this letter" (Halifax)
Aug 02, 2015
"Today is breeding day" (Charlottetown)
Jul 19, 2015
"It's not a cult!" (Detroit)
Jul 05, 2015
"Someone pooed in the pool" (Toronto)
Jun 21, 2015
"You live and you learn" (Windsor)
Jun 07, 2015
"Mom always said MSN was the devil" (Toronto)
May 24, 2015
"Stabbing each other with our insecurities" (Vancouver)
May 10, 2015
"Fires are not nice! Fires hurt!" (Victoria)
Apr 26, 2015
"Stupit and dumb and especially ugly" (Hamilton)
Apr 13, 2015
"Backslide into lust" (Calgary)
Mar 29, 2015
"Half-baked psycho pervert" (Banff)
Mar 15, 2015
"I had a mucus problem" (Toronto)
Feb 20, 2015
"Hayrides and other indignities" (Ottawa)
Feb 09, 2015
"I don't even know what hormones are!" (Windsor)
Jan 26, 2015
"My new nickname is 'mouth'"(Toronto)
Jan 18, 2015
"My hand was all the way on her butt" (Halifax)
Jan 12, 2015
"I was 9, but I was tough" (Montreal)
Jan 05, 2015
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Dec 16, 2014