In this week's episode, we're back from our break rested, refreshed, and ready to talk about a brand new movie! We're discussing the 2022 thriller "M3GAN." Special topics for your consideration include: our feelings on the upcoming robot overlord takeover, an allegory for....teenagers?, parenting advice, a throwback to the finest film ever made ("Child's Play 2" of course), and how this film fits into the oft-discussed Wan-iverse. And hey, if you're joining us as a new listener, welcome! We are very glad you're here.

Episode 28 is "Child's Play 2," Episode 231 is "Child's Play," and Episode 287 is the 2019 remake of "Child's Play." What more could you want?

In this week's episode, we're taking a much-needed break but wanted to leave you with a classic: our review of the 2019 Glenn Danzig-written/directed/produced anthology film (film?) "Verotika." We hope you like it and if you know anyone who can get us a copy of "Death Rider in the House of Vampires," get in touch!! I still kind of don't believe it's real.

We'll catch you next week with a new episode in the Wan-iverse, "M3GAN."  

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Dudes, it's 420! We're celebrating by hanging with our friend Perry and discussing his pick, the 2018 sci-fi horror film "Annihilation." In the grand tradition of Werewolf Ambulance, though, it was not quite the movie he remembered. This is what they get for not letting me watch "Bong of the Dead," seriously! Special topics for your consideration include: wondering whether this movie is a metaphor for drugs or just sadness, exhaustion as a character choice, dealing with the consequences of not knowing a thing, and of course, weed.

420 baby! Thanks for sticking with us though so many ridiculous episodes-- we are truly grateful for all of yinz. We're going to be off next week for a lil break, but you can catch us TOMORROW as special guests on the God Awful Movies podcast (Episode 395- "The Exorcist 2: The Heretic.")

The only other thing I want to hype this week is Perry! Catch him on Episode 55- "Silence of the Lambs" and all of his stunning art on Instagram @smoking_joe_studio or on his website http://www.smokingjoestudio.com 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural horror film "The Dark and the Wicked," aka "An Extremely Allen Movie." Special topics for your consideration include: two very different schools of thought when it comes to handling one's emotions, chasing that old scare dragon, the hardness of farm folk (particularly compared to how baby-soft we are), and a delightfully Pittsburgh voicemail. 

If you liked this movie, you'll probably love Episode 255- "Lake Mungo." We've also dealt with themes of grief in Episode 11- "The Babadook," Episode 47- "Don't Look Now," Episode 116- "The Descent," Episode 159- "Pet Sematary," Episode 224- "Hereditary," and Episode 270- "Midsommar."

In this week's episode, we're back to the Wan-iverse with the 2018 supernatural horror film "The Nun." Special topics for your consideration include: a case of mistaken identity, rewriting The Replacements lyrics to be about prayer, an extremely graphic depiction of the monetization of this film, and even more controversial opinions that will likely alienate our listenership!

Did you miss our episodes on "The Conjuring" series? They are Episode 96 (the OG) and Episode 33 (the sequel). And for good measure, why don't you also listen to Episode 303- "Insidious" because I am half-sure they are all the same movie?

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2023 independent film "Skinamarink." Special topics for your consideration include: um, you know, saying some stuff...about stuff? Talking about corners, walls, ceilings, and the feet of children, trying to get a foothold in someone else's nightmare, and a very weird personalized license plate. 

We've done a couple avant garde/arthouse style horror movies in the past. May we suggest Episode 115- "Hausu," Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," or Episode 240- "Mandy"? Also, does everything Lucio Fulci ever made count? If so, boy have we done a lot of those.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1987 supernatural (?) educational (??) erotic (???) film "A Chinese Ghost Story." Normally I'd write some jokes here and compare it to other movies we've covered, but frankly the Super Bowl made me get too tore up to do all that. Totally not my fault obviously. You'll like this movie though, it's pretty goddamn fantastic.

In this week's episode, we're exploring the world of fine dining and luxurious food with the 2022 film "The Menu." Special topics for your consideration include: a gift from a listener sparks food joy for us, being open to John Leguizamo, gatekeeping of hobbies, the good old days of smoking in restaurants, red flags in a potential partner, and chocolate hats, THE CHOCOLATE HATS!

We've covered two Anya Taylor-Joy movies in the past (Episode 73- "The Witch" and Episode 319- "New Mutants" which is also a crossover with the 'Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast) and one Nicholas Hoult (Episode 267- "Warm Bodies.) Sorry no Ralph Fiennes.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Spanish found footage film "[REC]." Special topics for your consideration include: how to make an extremely tight horror movie, running the zombie gauntlet, the relative attractiveness of the virgin Mary, concerns about the shape of scientific equipment and Werewolf Ambulance: An Unexpected Journey.

Are you a fan of found footage movies? You may like Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Paranormal Activity 3" respectively, Episode 203- "Grave Encounters," Episodes 254, 256 and 258- the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, Episode 380- "The Lock In," or Episode 408- "Deadstream."

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In this week's episode, we're discussing Stephen King's directorial debut (and hasty exit from directing), the 1986 diesel-themed disaster "Maximum Overdrive." Special topics for your consideration include: a quick visit to our errors & omissions corner, a retrospective on the career of Emilio Estevez, more inexplicable sex stuff from Steven Kang himself, the great unifier that is AC/DC and trucks. Just...just trucks.

Stephen King villains are funny. Please enjoy a group of religious children in Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," a car in Episode 126- "Christine," a teenage girl in Episode 206- "Carrie," a dog in Episode 218- "Cujo," and some grass? or a rune or something, I genuinely cannot remember, in Episode 291- "In the Tall Grass."

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In this week's episode, we're concluding our siblings-running-a-farm rock block with the 1980 utterly bananas film "Motel Hell." Truly, the mind boggles. Special topics for your consideration include: a fantastic tagline for a movie or a brand of smoked meats or really whatever you're promoting, the siren call of Rory Calhoun, terrible police work, absolutely baffling motivations, and the age old question of what did characters know and when did they know it?

I'm putting this up there with a handful of my other favorite bizarre horror movies of the 1980s- Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," and Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama."

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In this week's episode, we're tackling one of the biggest horror movies of last year-- it's Jordan Peele's "Nope." Special topics for your consideration include: the first in a movie rock block of siblings running farms together, a real lack of knowledge around things like television channels, new emcee names, the worst day of your life, and of course, horses. Fuckin horses. 

We've covered all three of the recent Jordan Peele movies- Episode 124- "Get Out" and Episode 226- "Us."

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In this week's episode, we've got the much-anticipated annual romcom episode with the Lindsay Lohan/Chord Overstreet holiday vehicle "Falling for Christmas." Fantastic. Special topics for your consideration include: rich ski people, the utter delight that is Lindsay Lohan, the utterly unbelievable name that is CHord Overstreet, the concept of a 'flapjack daddy,' a few *small teeny tiny* plot holes in this otherwise-perfectly conceived and masterfully written film, and another much-anticipated event: another voicemail from Claudia.

Wanna hear our other romcom episodes? They are Episode 209- "Love Actually," Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," and Episode 361- "Miss Congeniality," but we also once went absolutely insane while in lockdown and spent the better part of three hours over two episodes discussing "Titanic." Those were Bonus Episodes #3 & 4 in April and May of 2020. What a time to have been alive.

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Look EMTs, the holidays can be tough and we can get tired, plus there are holiday Oreos, and you know how it goes. Frankly we needed a week off and, in the spirit of comfort & joy, we're leaving you with one of our all-time favorite episodes, "Over the Top." Stick around til the end to find out who won an arm wrestling match between us back in 2017.

We'll catch you all with renewed vigor next week for our fourth annual* New Year's romcom, "Falling for Christmas." 

*it should have been our fifth, but one year we must really have had the holiday blues because we dropped the idea altogether and did "The Fate of the Furious." Geniuses.

Thanks for sticking with us, and be kind to each other and yourselves. 

In this week's episode, we're giving our Discord channel (seriously, join us over there! https://discord.com/invite/DutFjx3cBD) what they wanted, and they wanted the 2017 Scottish zombie musical "Anna and the Apocalypse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of British television talk, Santa Claus: hot or not?, taking the time to talk about your feelings during an actual apocalypse, offensive things that we said about Blink 182 and also Jesus but we left them in the episode just for you, and what life would be like if the people around you just sometimes broke out into song? Yikes.

Into horror movies with some musical numbers? We've done two others: Episode 13- "The Phantom of the Paradise and Episode 389- "Repo! The Genetic Opera." And, not a musical, but please watch "The Alien Factor" (Episode 183) if only for the finest musical performance we've ever seen in a horror movie with the Baltimore-based band Atlantis playing a real banger, "Maybe Someday."

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As 2022 winds to a close, we find ourselves returning to its well yet again with this week's movie, "Deadstream." Special topics for your consideration include: our limited knowledge of physics, the state of Utah, Mormonism, and actually lots of other things, feelings about poetry, brand new exclamations, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, and the fear that arises from seeing yourself in absolutely awful characters. 

Let's do a 2022 rundown (even though we still have a Lohan Christmas movie from this year to get to!) We've kicked off with Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," then Episode 374- "Scream [5?]," Episode 381- "Firestarter," Episode 394- "The Black Phone," Episode 396- "X," Episode 399- "Orphan: First Kill," Episode 402- "Hellraiser," Episode 403- "Barbarian," and Episode 407- "Smile." It was a really fun year for horror and also, knowing about new things makes us feel young(ish) again. 

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In this week's episode, we're covering yet another highly-touted horror film of 2022-- "Smile." Special topics for your consideration include: the pros and cons of having resting contented face, various kinds of porn including trauma and also food, being tender yet masculine, backing yourself into a corner plot-wise, and weaving too many other movies into your movie.

To hear us talk about some of the other films we mention in this episode, you can check out Episode 26- "It Follows," Episode 98- "The Ring," Episode 224- "Hereditary," and just for fun, Episodes 99 and 382, "Final Destination" and "Final Destination 3" respectively (because of course we have not yet covered the second one, why would we do that?)

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In this week's episode, we're talking about a terrifying and suspenseful look at the coming of the Antichrist. Just kidding, we're talking about "Damien: The Omen 2" from 1978. This movie is almost entirely about muddling through the doldrums of middle management. Other topics for your consideration include: rich people parties, actors we like from other things, Napoleon, fighting a crow, and bad corporate practices. 

Did you like "The Omen"? So did we! It's Episode 77. Do you like Sylvia Sidney? She's Juno, the caseworker in Episode 225- "Beetlejuice." Big Lance Henriksen fan? PUMPKINHEAD, baby! It's Episode 57.

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In this week's episode, we're concluding our pro wrestling rock block with the (barely) Mick Foley vehicle "12 Hour Shift." Special topics for your consideration include: playing a new WWA game that was created mostly for the use of its name, fancy shoes of the late 90s, a very serious question for morphine drinkers, David Arquette's crime compulsion, the best and most blasphemous places to eat your snack, and a very exciting announcement about our internet presence (www.werewolfambulance.com)!

Pro wrestling is cool. Check out Episode 80- "Predator" (Jesse Ventura), Episode 301- "Halloween" (Skywalker Nitron aka Tyler Mane in the Rob Zombie reimagining), Episode 311- "Girl on the Third Floor" (CM Punk), and Episode 404- "They Live" (Rowdy Roddy Piper).

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In this week's episode, it's a listener pick! We're covering the 1988 'peak John Carpenter' film "They Live." Special topics for your consideration include: how far two fantastic leads can carry a film, the natural conclusion of the Reagan era, rull toothy faces, big ideas that leave some...unanswered questions, and our attempt to determine which actor has appeared in the most WWA movies without actually looking it up or doing any research or anything useful like that.

Interested in other 'peak JC'? Allen would have you believe that also includes Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness." You can also hear us discuss JC's other non-"Halloween" films in Episode 112- "Christine," Episode 129- "The Fog," Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness," and Episode 272- "Village of the Damned." We've also covered two of his action movies on our Patreon with "Big Trouble in Little China" and "Escape from New York" and I promise, you will not regret giving us your money with those ones.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the movie that everyone is talking about-- or at least, everyone was talking about a few weeks ago? Frankly that is a pretty quick turnaround for old folks like us. Regardless, it's the 2022 film "Barbarian." WE ARE SPOILING THIS MOVIE, ONLY LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT OR NEVER CARE TO SEE IT! Special topics for your consideration include: the delicate balance of creepy/hot, a not-very-flattering image of a region, weird house dreams, the vibe of Justin Long, the evergreen horror trope of useless cops, and the level to which we have desensitized ourselves to disturbing imagery. Whoops.

You can get more Justin Long (if that was a thing you ever wanted) in Episode 181- "Tusk." You can get more Bill Skarsgård in the "It" series, Episodes 351 & 352. We've not seen Georgina Campbell in anything else, but here's to hoping we do!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EMTS!! We're so happy to be able to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with you all again. And by popular demand, this week we're discussing the 2022 reimagining of "Hellraiser." Special topics for your consideration include: a sad lack of sex with jeans on (RIP Uncle Frank), a twist that everyone saw coming, a need for more griminess, concern for safety in a thunderstorm, and obvs lots and lots of genital talk.

We've devoted many hours of our lives to the "Hellraiser" franchise-- you can hear us discuss the original (Episode 51), "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205), and "Hellraiser: Bloodline" (Episode 262).

EMTs, I am so incredibly excited for "Single White Female: the Musical" here in Pittsburgh at Bottlerocket on November 10th! If you're local, you do not want to miss this. Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/single-white-female-the-musical-tickets-428631647797?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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In this week's episode, we're getting into the holiday spirit with the return of Michael Myers-- it's the 1988 entry into the Halloween franchise, "Halloween 4." Special topics for your consideration include: diminishing returns on the Michael Myers well, being perhaps overly honest with a child, wishing death upon your annoying colleague and having no one bat an eye, a thesis on the acting of Donald Pleasance, and prerequisites for the position of sheriff here in Haddonfield.

We've covered a wide breadth of "Halloween" movies, most of them kinda bad:  "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (Episode 52), "Halloween H20" (Episode 201), "Halloween: Resurrection" (Episode 202), "Halloween" (the Rob Zombie reimagining, Episode 304), and "Halloween Kills" (Episode 353). 

EMTs, I am so incredibly excited for "Single White Female: the Musical" here in Pittsburgh at Bottlerocket on November 10th! If you're local, you do not want to miss this. Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/single-white-female-the-musical-tickets-428631647797?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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EMTs, this is Episode 400. FOUR. HUNDRED. What kind of fun, special things can you expect in this episode as part of the celebration? Easy- NONE. We forgot. We completely forgot this milestone until we were done recording. Serious professionals here. Anyway, we hope you stick around for another 400 because we love you very much. Special topics for your consideration include: a film replete with things we would never ever do or even consider doing, a brief tour of Noah's Ark, characters who need not be named, and the sudden realization that some beers have higher alcohol content than others. 

Like horror movies about haunted houses? You'll LOVE the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, Episodes 254, 256, and 258). And because we also love those movies, we'll be doing a "Hell House LLC" watchalong on Discord on Friday, October 21 at 9pm EST. We'll blast the info all over the internet and we hope you can make it! COGNETTI!

In other fun event news, I am so incredibly excited for "Single White Female: the Musical" here in Pittsburgh at Bottlerocket on November 10th! If you're local, you do not want to miss this. Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/single-white-female-the-musical-tickets-428631647797?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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In this week's episode here in the heart of spooky season, we're discussing the brand new prequel to a film we reviewed just a few weeks ago: it's the 2022 film "Orphan: First Kill" and hoo boy, were we flummoxed! Special topics for your consideration include: a surprising celebrity sibling, being super ready to hate a movie knowing absolutely nothing about it, an in-depth analysis of fencing by two people who, again, know absolutely nothing about it, and a phone call from a kind listener who sheds more light on the real orphan story that has unfolded over the last few weeks, so please stick around to hear that. 

Did you miss our conversation about "Orphan" recently? It was Episode 395. I know Julia Stiles has been in a handful of horror movies but we haven't done any others. She did star in a remake of "The Omen" and we covered the original, so maybe go listen to that? It's Episode 77 and I know it's a stretch, sorry.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! In this week's episode, we're kicking off SPOOKY SEASON with something we haven't seen in awhile-- a good old-fashioned creepy ghost story with the 1980 film "The Changeling." Special topics for your consideration include: accepting our own mortality (or at least looking better than George C. Scott, bless his heart), making piano-man money, the kinds of things that only happen to you when your friends are rich, CLAIRE NORMAN!!, and some real deep rhythmic pounding. Oh yeah.

We have not covered nearly as many ghost stories as we should have, and many of the ones we have discussed are bad! Here are some of the worst: Episode 14- "Ghost Ship," Episode 69- "Thirteen Ghosts," Episode 203- "Grave Encounters," Episode 213- "Poltergeist II: The Other Side," and Episode 311- "Girl on the Third Floor."

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In this week's episode, we're (foolishly) returning to a film franchise in which we (wisely) covered one film and then turned and ran: it's the 2005 sequel "Saw II." Guh. Special topics for your consideration include: elaborately-timed plans of absolute stupidity, utterly confusing motivations, wearing your dad's suit to work, two very divergent meanings of the phrase "Jesus show girl," and the possibility that these films are not just torture porn but in fact torture for the viewer.

No Cary Elwes in this one, but you can catch him in "Saw," Episode 81. And, screw it, he's also in Episode 76- "????" which is actually just "Days of Thunder," a fantastic film. I wish Cary Elwes had been in this piece of shit. 

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In this week's episode, we're talking about the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"/pornography crossover of the century: the 2022 film "X." Special topics for your consideration include: an abundance of bodily fluids, old age makeup and its effect on a film's creepiness quotient, being a secret Ti West stan, a real accent bonanza, and a very specific request for one very specific dick pic (please please do not send us your dick).

We reviewed Ti West's film "House of the Devil" in Episode 172, and he performed in the film "You're Next," Episode 40. Mia Goth was in the new "Suspiria" in Episode 232, and Jenna Ortega has graced our screens in both "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" (Episode 358) and "Scream 5" (Episode 374). She was also apparently in "Insidious 2," a film I genuinely cannot believe we haven't covered but maybe some other sweet day.

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In this week's episode, we're continuing our not-so-great parents rock block (I assure you, this was an accident and will not continue) with the 2009 film "The Orphan." Special topics for your consideration include: sad lady tropes, confusing adoption procedures (and attitudes, sheesh!), having your plot hinge on a child overhearing literally every conversation, generalized bad parenting, and a twist that would make our boy M. Night cringe. 

Enjoy watching children behave badly? You may like Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her," Episode 272- "Village of the Damned" and for everyone's sake, Episodes 376 & 378- "It's Alive!" and "It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive" respectively. 

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Ethan Hawke horror movie "The Black Phone." Special topics for your consideration include: an accidental early reveal of next week's topic, the iconic nature of the "Dazed & Confused" soundtrack and why you may want to consider other songs from the 1970s for your movie, a Call of Cthulhu idea roll, extreme hatred of a certain M. Night Shyamalan work, and our usual outdoor visitors. 

Are you looking for some discussions of more movies from this year? You may enjoy Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," Episode 374- "Scream [5?]" and Episode 381- "Firestarter."

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In this week's episode, we're wrapping up college month with the 1990 semi-collegiate, semi-horror film "Flatliners." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a trip around the Baldwin family tree, the not-so-ethnic Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts' hair (of course), a look into Pirates' baseball history, and possibly the greatest version of "in a world of , be a " that we've ever come up with.

Want more Kiefer Sutherland? You'll need Episode 136- "The Lost Boys." Want to see his dad's butt? That'd be Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" and I'm sorry but I can't pass up a chance to recommend looking at Donald Sutherland's butt. Looking more for some Kevin Bacon? Check out Episode 184- "Tremors" and perhaps more importantly, in one of the finest death scenes of all time, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th." Fantastic work by your neighbor and mine but mostly mine, Tom Savini.

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It's the second half of College Month-- call it Spring Break, bay-bee! This week we're discussing the sequel to a film that we both really loved with the 2019 movie "Happy Death Day 2U." Special topics for your consideration include: college dudes called Kyle, a lot of confusion about loops, things that ruin emotional moments for some viewers, logical decision-making, serial killers (?), science (??), and multiverses (???!)

We discussed the original "Happy Death Day" in Episode 293-- hey look, a franchise we managed to cover in order! Even if there will only ever be two films, we're still gonna pat ourselves on the back about it!

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In this week's episode, our second of College Month, we're discussing the final entry into the "Scream" franchise that we've yet to review: "Scream 2." Special topics for your consideration include: an absolute cavalcade of 1997 stars, inexplicable movie theatre behavior, 1997 hair, phone hacks, a serious of extremely 90s conceits and just some nice times hanging with old movie friends.

Scream, baby! We've got the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, and "Scream 5[?]" in Episode 374. Genuinely I'm sort of sad to bring this franchise to a close (lol jk they're definitely doing another one, right?)

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Hey EMTs, it's about time we did a theme month! This August, it's back-to-school time with a series of four horror movies set at colleges. We're kicking it off this week with the 1982 slasher "The House on Sorority Row." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of NSFW slang terms, being the dumb one in your group of friends, chicken bone disposal, underwear technology, impractical fashion, the worst blind date and MR. COOL SHOES.

If you liked this movie, you'll love the original "Black Christmas" in Episode 113 and to a lesser degree, the remake of "Black Christmas" in Episode 312.

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You guys. YOU GUYS. How do you sleep at night, knowing that you've suggested films that bring us such pain? This week it's the 2008 dystopian goth musical "Repo! The Genetic Opera." Special topics for your consideration include: a mutual disdain for talk-singing, genetics: how do they work?, kernels of ideas that have gone to seed, whatever debt Paul Sorvino (RIP) had that got him to be in this film, a reconsideration of Paris Hilton, and some real honest-to-goodness angst from us.

I guess we just love Paris Hilton, I dunno. Catch her in Episode 118- "House of Wax" and Episode 321- "Nine Lives." I genuinely hope she does another horror movie soon.

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Hi EMTs,

I (Katie) and my family all have covid, so no new episode this week. Instead, we're re-releasing one of our favorites from the archives: the 1997 horror/action film "Anaconda." If I recall correctly, this episode was recorded during my height of new-baby madness so that's always a great time. We'll see you back here next week for the Paris Hilton rock opera (whatever that thing is called).

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In this week's episode, we're back to the joyful, horrifying, repulsive, hilarious fountain of weirdness that is a Fulci film-- it's the 1981 movie "The House by the Cemetery." Man oh man. Special topics for your consideration include: sweet sweet Bob and his grown ass adult voice, utterly phenomenal accents, absurd red herrings, squirrelly men, blood balloons, baffling plot holes, necessary larvae, and of course, CLOSE ENOUGH LUCIO.

Get yourself some Fulci. We've got Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead."

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So many of you have suggested that "Dark Night of the Scarecrow" might be the scarecrow movie that Katie enjoyed years ago while immediately forgetting the title. Well, is it? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: an utter lack of knowledge about farm equipment, only having one outfit and wearing it for everything, absolutely amazingly-named characters, some fun with math, the insignificance of the passage of time when you're plotting out a movie, and some thoughts on folks who purchase a particular type of tshirt. 

This is the third scarecrow-themed film we've covered in hopes of finding the one: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake) and Episode 334- "Husk." 

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In this week's episode, we're trying hard not to drop things and avoiding our yelling-around neighbors because as the newspapers say, "IT'S SOUND!" We're discussing the 2018 film "A Quiet Place." Special topics for your consideration include: weird Instagram personas, letting Jim from The Office put his hand over your mouth, questionable parenting, post-apocalyptic horniness, a new way to get in touch with your favorite podcast buds and some good news out of Savini Watchland.

LOL remember "Bird Box"? It's Episode 211. 

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In this week's episode, we found ourselves having one of the most deeply divided reactions to a film in a very long time. The film in question is the second entry of a franchise in which, shockingly, we have also covered the first and NONE of the subsequent movies out of order: it's 2014's "The Purge: Anarchy." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of a libertarian fantasy world, the lack of more stupid crimes, terrible code names, QB!, income taxes, trying to make a dumb idea sound smart, and the official treat of summer! 

We covered the first "Purge" film back in Episode 109. If you're into home invasion films, maybe you'd also like  Episode 40- "You're Next," Episode 86- "Hush," Episode 243- "The Strangers," or Episode 315- "Knock Knock." 

In this week's episode, it's an EMT pick! Thank you so much to listener Derek who won the contest in our "Firestarter" episode and chose a real doozy of a film-- the 1988 Satanic cult movie "Hack-O-Lantern." Believe me when I say that this movie has it all: heavy metal, boobs, Satanism, a bathroom with carpet in it which is inherently also very evil, horny adult teens, weird stuff at the rec center, boobs, terrible fake guitar playing in the world's saddest jerkoff fantasy, Levi's cords, creepy grandpas, Coors Light, inept police work, barn-based occult rituals, did we mention boobs? There are a ton of them.

Halloween is THE BEST. You may enjoy Episode 52- Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 105- "Murder Party," Episode 192- "Night of the Demons," Episode 197- "Terrifier," Episode 200- "Trick or Treat," Episode 366- "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and really so many more. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

In this week's episode, we couldn't bring ourselves to watch the old "Firestarter" after the new one was so butt, so we decided to watch...well, something else that's a little bit butt. And a little bit not butt! It's the third entry into the "Final Destination" franchise and if you're wondering if we've covered the second one, the answer is no, of course not. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of elderly teenagers, tanning technology that is absolutely baffling, various facts about various presidents, conspiracy theories, and the fact that death has gotta learn to work smarter, not harder. C'mon fuckin guy.

Want more of the "Final Destination" franchise? We covered the original in Episode 99. More Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Catch her in Episode 303- "Deathproof." Also this movie felt very much like it should have starred Seth Green and it decidedly did not, so go revisit his horror oeuvre in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 97- "IT" (the miniseries), and Episode 316- "Idle Hands" and then treat yourself to his finest role in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait."

In this week's episode, we're tackling an in-theaters-now/on-Peacock-now film, the 2022 remake "Firestarter." Yeahhh. Special topics for your consideration include: getting to the bottom of whose fault this is, weed as a personality and also abs as a personality, bad parenting, bad policing, Zap Efron, and our new movie pitch for a film that is destined to fail, even though it stars Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.

Want more Steven King spooky kids? Obviously you need to be listening to Episode 206- "Carrie." Want more of John Beasley? It's a stretch, I know, but he's the only person in this film who has been in anything else we've done. Apparently he is in Episode 109- "The Purge." Want more Zac Efron? Us either. 

In this week's episode, we're joined by special guest Eli Bosnick of many podcasts but most relevantly "God Awful Movies" to discuss the 2017 found footage Christian horror film "The Lock In." HOO BOY. Special topics for your consideration include: an honest and heartfelt look at the effects of pornography on our culture and-- no, who am I kidding? This is definitely one of our most NSFW episodes in a long time. Come for the BCA (you'll find out...) and stick around until the end to hear a way in which you can win fabulous prizes!

Turns out the Christian right doesn't have a lot of horror chops. You might enjoy some religiously-themed horror movies that are much, much better: Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 155- "The Exorcist, "Episode 206- "Carrie," Episode 270- "Midsommar" or Episode 327- "The Vigil."

Find Eli on "God Awful Movies," "The Scathing Atheist," "The Skepticrat," "D&D Minus," and "Citation Needed," available wherever you listen to us! 

In this week's episode, we're just rolling around in some of our favorite actors to watch: you've got Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Bette Davis, and Burgess Meredith (kinda) in the 1976 creepy film "Burnt Offerings." Special topics for your consideration include: a special message for new listeners, things you can get away with when you're Oliver Reed, hairstyles as a plot device, striving to be like Bette Davis, and a real lack of concern for children's safety in the 70s.

Two of our favorite weird movies that we've covered over the years feature some of these actors. You may enjoy Episode 123- "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and Episode 177- "The Brood." 

In one of the ultimate mood swings from last week's silly fever dream of a movie, this week we're discussing the 2019 psychological horror film "The Lighthouse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lovely production of "Treasure Island," limits to manual labor abilities, a perpetual fear of isolated places, a little chat about art, a little chat about farts, a sprinkling of Greek mythology and of course, dick jokes.

Want more Robert Pattinson? You could listen to our own descents into madness with the "Twilight" series (and we only covered two of them!) The original is Episode 355; "Breaking Dawn Pt. 1" was Episode 359. And please don't even ask when we're doing Part 2 because I am genuinely still not okay from the first half.

In true Werewolf Ambulance fashion, we're skipping the sequel entirely and hurtling towards the conclusion of the "It's Alive" franchise with the third film, "Island of the Alive." Special topics for your consideration include: subpar movie punks, parenting choices one ought not to make, beefcake cops, whatever movie Michael Moriarty thinks he is in, a boat filled with bodies crashing into a marina and the kindness of the Cuban people.

We covered "It's Alive" last week in Episode 376. You may also like the Larry Cohen film "The Stuff," featured in Episode 180. Apparently he also made a movie called "God Made Me Do It" about a half-man/half-alien cult leader so I guess I know what I'm watching tonight!

KILLER BABIES! All killer baby movies are, on some level, pretty batshit. This one takes the cake. We're discussing the 1974 film "It's Alive!" and it is a wild ride. Special topics for your consideration include: a film written from the perspective of absolutely no one, cops who can't hit a baby in a bush, the utter distastefulness of the 70s decor color palette, deadbeat uncles, poker-playing dads-to-be, and the sound of a grown man vomiting.

Do you like murderous tots? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her."

Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) starting May 5 and we think you're going to love it. 

In this week's surprise movie switcheroo, we decided to discuss the 1986 Clive Barker creature film "Rawhead Rex" and WOW is this a movie. Special topics for your consideration include: possibly unintentionally paying homage to another film, the deep-seated fear of not actually being funny, hating your spouse but also jamming your tongue into their mouth whenever possible, terrible parenting, terrible creature design, terrible rocks and terrible baptisms.

We've spent quite a bit of time with ol' Clive. You might enjoy our episodes on other films that he worked on, like  Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II," Episode 262- "Hellraiser: Hellbound," and Episode 320- "Nightbreed."  

Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) BEGINNING THIS WEEK! New episodes will be released between April 21 and May 5 and we think you're going to love it. 

First of all, apologies because I genuinely can't figure out if the number 5 is included in the film's title. Also, "5cream" or nothing, c'mon guys. Anyway! That's the movie we're talking about, and special topics for your consideration include: having actual feelings about celeb's marriages, a lil bit of Hollywood nepotism, drawing a strong parallel between this film and the other fine film "No Holds Barred," very strong opinions on pizza, and just a modest proposal to all those who make horror movies. 

We've now watched nearly every film in this franchise, and we actually watched the first one first! The original is Episode 44, then we've got "Scre4m" in Episode 228 and "Scr3am" in Episode 278. And just for fun, please enjoy our other works of David Arquette: Episode 93- "Ravenous" and Episode 241- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Do you want to see a truly exceptional indie wrestling event? Last night was the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) I personally missed it live and am sad because it looked like a killer time, but am absolutely going to watch it weekly on the their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) between April 21 and May 5. It's the next best thing! 

It's an EMT pick this week, EMTs! We're discussing the 1989 grocery store-based horror film "Intruder." Special topics for your consideration include: an exciting Estevez development, sick reggaeton beats, our hopes for the geopolitical future of North America (c'mon Canada, we're waiting for you!), being the surprising nephew of a famous writer, and the lamentable position of being just smart enough to not be stupid-- it's rough.

Want more from the Raimi brothers? Check out Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 229- "Army of Darkness," and Episode 280- "The Evil Dead." I was also absolutely sure that we'd covered "Maniac Cop" at some point but the internet tells me I'm wrong so...maybe some other sweet day!

HEY. If you like wrestling, or just like stuff that's cool, check out our friends at www.enjoy-wrestling.com. They are doing something really special with their promotion and we are proud to sponsor a portion of their show "Renegade" on April 9th. If you're local, there are still tickets available on their linktree above! If you're not, you can (and you really should) watch new episodes weekly on their YouTube channel between April 21 and May 5. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing fake Satan, fake metal and fake 20-somethings in the 2019 horror film "We Summon the Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: the joy of watching people have fun, quality crazy faces, disappointing M. Night Shyamalan, sartorial inaccuracies of every g.d. movie about the Satanic Panic, more hard-to-pronounce words, the long-lasting effects of that one Dee Snider movie and the fact that we kept calling this "the Johnny Knoxville horror movie" even though he's in like, three scenes and is pretty questionable in each.

Like movies about Satan? Good, that's a lot of horror! Maybe you'd just enjoy some movies we referenced in this episode: Episode 127- "The House of the Devil," Episode 176- "Strangeland," Episode 315-"Knock Knock" and Episode 343- "Black Roses." 

Hi EMTs! Allen is dealing with some family stuff this week so we're releasing one of our Patreon-only action movie episodes, the 1989 sports entertainment delight of a shitshow "No Holds Barred." It's hardly an action movie but truly, who cares? We hope you like it.  If you'd like to hear more like this, please consider supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie about an eccentric family and using podcasting as free therapy for ourselves with the 2019 film "Ready or Not." Special topics for your consideration include: how cool smoking makes you look if you're beautiful (I'm sorry, but it DOES), feeling rational hatred, the absolute joy that is Mrs. McMurray (Melanie Scrofano), some British crime drama recommendations or perhaps anti-recommendations, and a tiki bar that warps your memory.

Want more Samara Weaving? Check out Episodes 154 and 358, "The Babysitter" and "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" respectively. More Adam Brody? He's in Episode 107- "Jennifer's Body," Episode 228- "Scream 4," and Episode 98- "The Ring," in which he is credited as "Male Teen." Also, he works all the time, I'm an idiot.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Netflix film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" which is...interesting. Also, we open this episode by having a lil snack so if the sound of people eating bothers you, please be prepared to skip ahead. Okay, onto the special topics for your consideration! They are: more plot holes than Leatherface's mask, a veritable smorgasbord of musical jokes, Stockard Channing cosplay, financial irregularities, and finally solving the riddle of "how many horror movies must one see in order to make one's own horror movie?"

We'll probably never cover the original because it's too excellent, but you can hear some episodes from the rest of the franchise: Episode 58- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and Episode 145- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (colloquially known as "the Jessica Biel one.")

In this week's episode, we're just completely rolling around in the weirdness of Dario Argento's 1985 insect-and-baby-Jennifer-Connelly-filled film "Phenomena" and frankly, WOW. Special topics for your consideration include: a rousing game of Argento bingo, a little bit of bug math, runner up patron saint of the podcast Donald Pleasence, the worst possible intro to a Penthouse letter and a box of smallish Swiss flags. 

Oh, Dario. You can hear a lot of talk about him in Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red," Episode 306- "Tenebrae," and Episode 325- The Bird with the Crystal Plumage."

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 horror anthology by one of our own, a good Pittsburgh guy, Rusty Cundieff-- it's "Tales from the Hood." Special topics for your consideration include: having believed that a distressing film was actually going to be a comedy before you saw it AGAIN, acceptable euphemisms for urination, poorly planned interventions by educators, anatomy that deserves its own billing, the new "Jackass film" and our sieve-like memories, and of course, the SHIT. 

Are you a fan of horror anthologies? You can't go wrong with
Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 178- "The Twilight Zone," and Episode 249- "Creepshow 2." And just for fun, do you like it when Katie expects a comedy and is devastated by dramatic events? You may enjoy Episode 266- "The Loved Ones." 

Into movies about exorcisms? You can listen to us discuss the greatest in Episode 155- "The Exorcist." You can hear us talk about some others that are not the greatest in Episode 63- "The Taking of Deborah Logan," Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 333- "The Conjuring 2." Actually, scratch that. The best exorcism movie is Episode 225- "Beetlejuice."

Children's books are weird. You can hear us discuss a movie about one in Episode 11- "The Babadook" and discuss a movie based on one in Episode 82- "Coraline."

In this week's episode, we're venturing into the world of eco-friendly, sustainable, and also anthropomorphic clothing with the 2021 film "Slaxx." Special topics for your consideration include: the OG terribly pretentious clothing store that was (is?) American Apparel, influencers, Team Craig I guess, pants that look like people, famous inventors and a film that is just utterly full of surprises. And hey! This is our 365th episode which is a FULL YEAR of Werewolf Ambulance (not including our maternity break clip shows and our pandemic bonus episodes)! Man, you guys are really getting your free's worth. 

I can only think of one other movie we've covered in which the main bad guy is an inanimate object, dolls and puppets notwithstanding. It's Episode 112- "Christine."

In this week's episode, we're divided by a movie yet again! We're discussing the 2002 video-game-to-horror-movie adaptation "Resident Evil" over a couple of drinky drinks (we're still recording remotely; the world is dumb). Special topics for your consideration include: a rare non-Savini-based Pittsburgh celebrity tale, the best and worst of action movie subgenres, servers and computer stuff, feelings about Michele Rodriguez, and a sincere request to have some patience with those around you unless those around you are, say, this film.

We have covered shockingly few video game films! In fact, the only one may have been Episode 111- "Silent Hill," though while Googling it I learned about the film "Alone in the Dark" which apparently stars Christian Slater as a paranormal researcher and TARA REID AS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST (a phrase that must be typed in all caps) and now I really want to watch that.

In this week's episode, we're tapping into a familiar well for us-- the work of M. Night Shyamalan with his latest film, 2021's "Old." This was, shockingly, one of the more divisive movies we've ever discussed! Special topics for your consideration include: confusion about science, questionable choices for your child characters, the least worst pharmaceutical company, some utterly incomprehensible line deliveries and a ska-promise (skamise? I don't know) that we are making to you, our EMTs.

Wanna hear us discuss more from ol' M.? DCheck out a very early-but- goodie, Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," and Episode 169- "The Village."

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After our brief diversion into a holiday break and a romantic comedy, we're back with that good, bad and ugly horror content you love: this week it's the sixth entry in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Wes Craven's New Nightmare." Special topics for your consideration include: Wes Craven tooting his own horn- figuratively and also quite literally, some child actor age shenanigans, the fact that this film is so deeply mean to Heather Langenkamp (an actual real person), the best way to tell kids about both birth and death (the answer involves Criss Angel) and John Saxon, god love him, John Saxon is here!

We've really dug into this franchise. You can hear the original in Episode 4, then we started jumping all over the place. Episode 121 is the fifth film, "Dream Child," Episode 242 is the third film, "Dream Warriors," and Episode 337 is the second film, "Freddy's Revenge." Hey, who cares if it doesn't make sense? Being fun is better than knowing things!

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Yinz, it's our annual New Year's romcom episode and honestly we're baffled as to why. We've taken a trip back to the turn of the century and nude shimmer lipstick with the 2000 film "Miss Congeniality" (very much a different film than I remembered). Special topics for your consideration include: high highs and low lows of potential celeb friendships, a roundup of Christmas romcoms (and frankly, holy shit at these things), Satan's panties, perfect pratfalls, incompetence at the federal level, and our record as matchmakers (1-0 and we're probably out after that!)

Last year we bailed on the romcom idea and instead covered "The Fate of the Furious," which was Episode 313 and also, spectacular. Our previous romcoms were Episode 209- "Love Actually" and Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," but we also once went absolutely insane while in lockdown and spent the better part of three hours over two episodes discussing "Titanic." Those were Bonus Episodes #3 & 4 in April and May of 2020. 

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Hi EMTs! We hope you've had a wonderful or at least a tolerable holiday season thus far. We're enjoying our week off and are confident (or at least Allen is) that you'll enjoy one of his favorite old episodes: Episode 24- "Grabbers." This is a 2012 Irish horror comedy about needing to stay drunk to ward off a bloodsucking creature, so naturally, we got drunk to watch and record. Really drunk. I don't really remember it but Allen thinks it's a goodie, so it must be! We love you all and we'll see you back here next week for our New Year's episode, "Miss Congeniality."

That sound you hear is sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, and some light sobbing. This week's episode is our eighth annual Christmas horror episode and, as is the case for so many films of this genre, hoo BOY is it emotionally brutal. We're talking about the 1980 holiday unclassic "Christmas Evil." To be fair, this movie has everything: labor struggles, confused adolescents, the Hamburger Emperor Band, a terrifying collection of Christmas ephemera, a fake Geraldo Rivera, seasonal familial strife, the horrors of midnight mass, extremely upsetting holiday music, a man inexplicably covering his face and hands in mud and kissing a house! It's got it all that and more! 

Do you like hearing us agonize about the holidays? Here are seven years' worth of episodes for you!
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins")
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"
2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports"
2020- Episode 312- "Black Christmas" (2019 remake)

We are wishing you and yours the happiest of holiday seasons and, even if it sucks, remember that we love you and it'll be over soon. That being said, we're taking a break next week and will be releasing a classic episode that we feel could use some extra love like that dumb tree in the Charlie Brown Christmas special. We'll be back the following week with another dumb tradition: the New Years rom-com.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the last "Twilight" film. No, not the last one ever made but ABSOLUTELY the last one we are ever reviewing. Hallelujah, holy shit, where'e the Tylenol? Special topics for your consideration include: completely rethinking our previous stance on teens, Kenny Fisher, continuing the skaversation with our brand new ska band, a very frank conversation with Stephanie Meyer, TNG-level makeup and the fact that THIS IS NOT EVEN A MOVIE. It isn't. Oh, and this might be our most NSFW episode in awhile. Sorry about that.

We talked about "Twilight" in Episode 355. We made some episodes before that and a few after, I don't know, I can't remember. I feel so empty. Twilight is the final ruiner.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a film we really enjoyed-- it's the 2020 follow-up film "The Babysitter: Killer Queen." Did we enjoy this one as well? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: the hip hip music of teens today or perhaps teens 30 years ago, the bad parts of getting older, a reminder not to be a cool dad, an incomplete list of film sequels that surpassed their predecessor, and doing bong rips with Ken Marino. 

If you missed us discussing the original film in this series, it's Episode 154- "The Babysitter." If you'd like to hear us talk about some horror comedy we loved, you could do worse than Episode 236- "House," Episode 293- "Happy Death Day," Episode 322- "Freaky," and one I just remembered that I absolutely adored: Episode 78- "Housebound."

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In this week's episode, we're tackling a bit of a head-scratcher: the 2020 film "The Empty Man." Come along with us on this journey-- special topics for your consideration include: peeing in the pool, white people doing international travel, emo teens, Stephen Root, Big Boi, landlines, and a recurring joke that is just a bit empty, man.

We reference the film "Kill List" in this episode quite a bit; you can hear us discuss that all the way back in Episode 19. Also, I just googled "cerebral horror" just to see what movies we've covered, and we'd done nearly all of the top 10. Somehow--somehow! "Cube" was on that list so I'm gonna go ahead and recommend that. It's Episode 166. 

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In this week's episode we're discussing the revenge film that wasn't-- the fourth entry in the "Child's Play" franchise, "Bride of Chucky." Special topics for your consideration include: an undying love of John Ritter, all 90s roads leading back to Jerry Springer, the choices that culminate in owning a waterbed, toxic relationships and the "Twilight" effect looming large in our brains, inept cops, and a surprise visit from a dolphin.

Did you miss our other "Child's Play" episodes? Naturally we covered the sequel first (Episode 28) and the original film second (Episode 231) with the remake coming in appropriately third, in Episode 287. 

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Let's do "Twilight!" he said.
It'll be fun! he said.
It's got vampires and werewolves, how bad can it be? he said.
My friends, I am here to tell you that it is bad. It is really, really bad. Special topics for your consideration include: nonstop relationship red flags, daringly naming a character "BEAUTIFUL SWAN" on purpose, the return of a certain fan-favorite bell, Mike Dexter, spring training, ravioli, hunky dads, and becoming a true crime podcast instead. 

Warning: this episode is particularly NSFW. Like even more so than usual.

Frankly I'm not sure that there's a more wretched vampire film than this one, but that might just be because Danzig's new project hasn't been released yet. Regardless, you may also like our episodes about such wretched vampire films as Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned," Episode 153- "The Hunger" (I'm sorry, I hated it), Episode 310- "Among the Shadows" or Episode 317- "Dracula 2000."

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In this week's episode, we're taking a break from the new and popular films of peak spooky season and discussing a piece of work that just stinks of our old friend Charles Band- the 1987 film "Dolls." Special topics for your consideration include: questionable parenting choices, the perks of being a manchild, a celebration of a different film that truly never stops amazing us, movie punks, nip slips, child support, tiny knives and an extremely prescient dream.

I know Stuart Gordon directed this film but frankly I like Charles Band better, so let's talk about movies that he's had a hand in: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episode 164- "Puppet Master," Episode 165- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 171- "Ghoulies," Episode 186- "Tourist Trap," and Episode 199- "Terrorvision." Somehow we have never tackled an "Evil Bong" film so uh...stay tuned for that, I guess??

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Happy Halloween hangover day, EMTs! We hope you're still with us and that your stomachache from eating 400 fun-size Milky Ways is gone. In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new entry into the Halloween franchise, "Halloween Kills." Special topics for your consideration include: two of our patron saints (Jamie Lee Curtis and Judy Greer obviously), when flipping the script goes wrong and who is to blame for it, the lamentation of Josh Hartnett no longer existing in this universe, cop school, vigilante justice, sentimentality, and looking like you financially support NPR.

We have never and probably will never cover the 1978 "Halloween," but we have covered "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (Episode 52), "Halloween H20" (Episode 201), "Halloween: Resurrection" (Episode 202), and "Halloween" (the Rob Zombie reimagining, Episode 304). 

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It's the exciting conclusion of our rock block, EMTs! We're discussing the second installment of the adventures of Pennywise the Dancing Clown in the 2019 film, "It Chapter Two." Special topics for your consideration include: the potential redemption of James McAvoy (we'll see), CGI bug babies and the feelings they stir up, trying to be friends with Jessica Chastain, a generalized disdain for giant Paul Bunyan, and the return of a classic recurring gag for us. 

Last week (Episode 351) we discussed the first half of this unendingly long film series. In Episode 97 we discussed the miniseries. And just for fun, in Episode 126 we discussed "Cabin in the Woods," which I mention only because it's the spookytimes season and it's still one of my (Katie) favorite spookytimes movies of the last decade. Go watch that movie for your own happiness.

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In this week's episode, we're trying desperately not to pronounce "clown" as "clahn" as we discuss the 2017 film "It." We'll be talking Chapter 2 next week but for now, special topics for your consideration include: 90s rock star fights, well-cast teens even if teens are kinda awful, a masterclass on practical vs. computer-generated effects, trying not to compare anyone to Tim Curry, top tier boy bands, and a reminder to be kinder to the children in our lives.

Did you miss our first pass at "It" when we discussed the 1990 miniseries? It's Episode 97.

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*dj air horn* It's our 350th episode! We actually didn't realize until...well, right now. But that's okay, because we think it's a pretty good one. This episode represents our return to the Wan-iverse with James Wan's newest film, "Malignant." Special topics for your consideration include: some more life advice from your friends who know nothing-- including some on both hypnotherapy and falling down, a little bit of DMB talk (please don't come at us DMB fans, it's fine, we're sorry), Five Inch Nails, some real "Paranormal Activity"-level spooky kid stuff, and a slander being righted in the most delightful way (stick around to the end for that one).

The Wan-iverse is vast and we've really disliked most of it. Find out more with Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 303- "Insidious" and Episode 333- "The Conjuring 2." I was also 90% sure we'd done "The Nun" but the records beg to differ and they are probably right, so. 

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In this week's episode, we're exploring what happens when you take a charming Canadian slasher film and reimagine it as much, much worse: you'll get the 2008 movie "Prom Night" (and you'll deserve it!) Special topics for your consideration include: "that guy from that thing," a message to teens from your pals here at Werewolf Ambulance, a lil trip to Candy Corner, life as a prom DJ and all that is Idris Elba.

We've put in some time with the "Prom Night" series. You can hear it on Episode 162 with the original, and Episode 257 with the sequel, the delightfully-named "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2." 

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EMTs, what better way to wrap up our 'horrors of the sky' rock block with a movie that does not contain enough movie to fill an entire podcast episode? We're talking about the 2020 film "Shadow in the Cloud." It is what we in the industry call "a doozy." Special topics for your consideration include: a healthy amount of "what's in the booooox?" talk, stolen movie valor, some questions about depictions of feminism, um...Thanksgiving? There really wasn't much to talk about.

Chloe Grace Moretz was in the remake of "Suspiria," and that one really befuddled us too. It's Episode 232.

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EMTs, it is good to be back in the attic! This week we've got the 'fasten seatbelts' sign on with the first half of our airplane horror rock block-- we're discussing the new Netflix original film "Blood Red Sky." Special topics for your consideration include: a real missed opportunity when it came to naming this film, more questions about the vampire lifestyle, a debate over whether Germans even wear jeans, having a friend named Eightball, the "Police Academy" film franchise and Bud Lite Lime: GIVE US YOUR MONEY!

Do you want more vampires on a plane? Check out Episode 317- "Dracula 2000." Do you want some vampires in a van? That would be Episode 341- "Near Dark." Vampires in a house? Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows." Vampires in a bar? Episode 210- "From Dusk til Dawn" and the list goes on! We've definitely talked about vampires more than any other topic except probably weiners.

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Hi EMTs,

Katie here, holding down the fort while Allen takes a bit of much-needed time off. I had suggested to him that I pick a few episodes to re-release that could use a bit more love, so I'm starting off with what is probably my all-time favorite: the 2007 Lindsay Lohan spectacle "I Know Who Killed Me." Guys, this film is the greasy pizza-shaped stain on the sidewalk of cinema and I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. I loved discussing it with my pal, and I am loving sharing it with you again. It's absolutely, utterly, nonsensically insane in all the best/worst ways. I hope you enjoy it.

Love,
Katie

We weren't able to record this week, so we're giving you a sneak peek into the Patreon files-- this week's episode is "The Terminator" from 1984. It's kind of a horror movie crossover anyway! This grittier, less blockbuster-y first film in the franchise is pretty dark and we had a great time breaking it down for our Patreon audience. We'll getcha some new episodes on the main feed as soon as we're able. 

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In this week's episode, we are bidding farewell to the "Fear Street" trilogy with the third entry into the series, "1666." Special topics for your consideration include: ye olde horny teens, not faring well in a small town...or an old timey town...or anywhere really, the "Hell House LLC" effect on the third film in a three-part franchise, unforgiving pants, more 90s music, and we're finally taking a stand against our Puritan listenership. 

I am actually really sad to wrap up this series! You can hear our discussions of the first two films with Episodes 342 and 344. And, just because we talk about them all the time, go listen to our "Hell House LLC" episodes (254, 256, and 258).

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In this week's episode, we're covering the remake of the film we both loved-- the 2011 version of "Fright Night." Special topics for your consideration include: objectification sweatpants, an amazing cast of people that we are basically obsessed with (besides Colin Farrell, sorry I guess), more questions about vampires, a criminal underutilization of Chris Sarandon, and a new Wario revealed.

Did you miss us talking about the original film? It's Episode 22. Do you love Chris Sarandon, who is barely in this film? Of course you do. Check him out in Episode 146- "The Sentinel" and Episode 231- "Child's Play." Do you love Toni Collette? OF COURSE YOU DO! Check her out in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw," Episode 224- "Hereditary" and Episode 299- "I'm  Thinking of Ending Things."

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In this week's episode, we're back to the Netflix original "Fear Street" series with the second entry in the series: 1978. A very good year! Special topics for your consideration include: probably incorrect opinions on witches, beets and asparagus talk, looking like a postgrad, glowering teens, bullying teens, surly teens, confusing teens, horny teens, and otherwise generally shitty teens. 

Did you miss our discussion on the first "Fear Street" film? It's Episode 342. Into summer camp horror films? You could do worse than Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 182- "Final Girls."

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This week, in a shocking twist, we discover that there is a heavy metal horror movie from the year of our lord 1988 that ALLEN HAS NOT SEEN. How can this be? Regardless, we're remedying the situation by watching and discussing "Black Roses," available on Shudder. Special topics for your consideration include: shitty 80s moms and dads, really pushing the limits of how old an actor can be and still play a teen, kicking off a worldwide tour with four nights at the Mill Basin High School auditorium, a question not of whether there are tits but in fact whose tits they are, and demon nards. 

Heavy metal horror: it's a thing! I'm lumping a lot of stuff into this category, so please enjoy Episode 13- "Phantom of the Paradise," Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses," Episode 176- "Strangeland,"Episode 199- "Terrorvision," Episode 200- "Trick or Treat," and Episode 242- "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors."

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In this week's episode, we decided to see what all the fuss was about with the new Netflix release "Fear Street Part One: 1994." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of strong opinions about 90s rock, a lot of strong opinions about 90s fashion and the revisionist history therein, teen television: is it for us? (probably?), early internet usage, and kids? Listen to Soundgarden.

We're gonna do this like the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, covering the next movie in two weeks. If you'd like to hear us talk about that absolutely delightful franchise, they are Episodes 254, 256, and 258.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing one of the finest vampire films of all time in my (Katie's) humble opinion, though we realized about halfway through recording it that we were kinda just laughing about it. We're talking about the 1987 Kathryn Bigelow-directed film "Near Dark." Special topics for your consideration include: just trying to imagine being insanely beautiful, the utter horrors of child vampires, another tally in the "horses are smarter than us and ready to destroy us at a moment's notice" column, Bill Paxton in all of his weird clown glory, and a possible new business venture Allen devised. 

There are one brazilian vampire movies in the world. Here are some of them: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned," Episode 136- "The Lost Boys," Episode 153- "The Hunger," Episode 163- "Let the Right One In," Episode 190- "Interview with a Vampire," Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows," Episode 210- "From Dusk til Dawn," Episode 241- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," Episode 310- "Among the Shadows," and Episode 317- "Dracula 2000." WHEWWWW.

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In this week's episode, we're talking farms and sheeps and the great outback with the 2006 New Zealand horror comedy "Black Sheep," not to be confused with the extremely popular American 1996 non-horror comedy of the same name. Special topics for  your consideration include: environmental activist conspiracy theories, farm talk from two people who know next to nothing about farming, the absolute joy that comes from watching a sheep drive a truck, the fact that the plural of 'sheep' is ABSOLUTELY 'sheeps' and an extremely special musical number at the end of the episode-- stick around for it!

Into horror films from New Zealand? May we recommend Episode 78- "Housebound" and Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows," both of which were movies that we absolutely loved?

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In this week's very special episode, we are returning to a film we covered early in our podcasting career- the 1985 horror comedy "Return of the Living Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: revisiting old jokes and writing better new jokes, the national treasure that is Linnea Quigley, the national weirdo that is Glenn Danzig, extremely bleak things in an extremely comedic film, the return of Clu Gulager and movie punks, of course we're talking about movie punks. 

If you missed our original "Return of the Living Dead" episode, it sounds like it's not worth revisiting. If you must, it's Episode 17. Want more Linnea Quigley? You could check out Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (which we feel may actually be our worst episode ever), Episodes 192- "Night of the Demon" and Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama." 

Thanks to everyone who wrote in with their impressions of this film, we really loved reading all of your thoughts. 

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In this week's episode, we're getting back into the folk horror genre with the 2018 film "Apostle," a Netflix production. Special topics for your consideration include: a dirty and glowering Dan Stevens, cult recruitment tactics, using a standard-issue receptacle incorrectly, blaming god for literally everything, and the fact that folk horror is always going to be compared to "The Wicker Man."

If you are into "The Wicker Man," please listen to Episode 108 (the Nic Cage remake) and Episode 271 (the original). Want to check out some other folk/pastoral horror? We did a whole month of it in March 2020: Episode 270- "Midsommar," Episode 272- "Village of the Damned" and Episode 273- "Black Death," an incredibly poorly timed saga into a plague because we are utter dumdums. We also discussed "The Village" in Episode 169.

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In this week's episode and in honor of Pride Month, we're discussing what the internet described as "the gayest horror movie of all time." It's the second entry into the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Freddy's Revenge." Special topics for your consideration include: wanting to be good allies but also being mad at corporations, the concept of subtext (say it with me now, SUB-TEXT), generalized confusion about Freddy (is he a demon? a ghost? just a pest? Was he ever a school janitor? Is he both in dreams and the real world? Is it okay to just call him Fred?) and the power of love.

Are you a fan of this franchise? Episode 4 covers the original, but you may also like the 4th film, Episode 121- "Dream Child," and the 3rd film, Episode 242- "Dream Warriors." Why cover a franchise in chronological order when you can do it this way and feign outrage about not understanding anything? 

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In this week's episode, we discover that a crappy book is likely to make a crappy movie with the 2008 adaptation "The Ruins." Special topics for your consideration include: a running theme of terrible doctors named Jeff, our inability to keep a running pun throughout an episode (but also, some pretty siiiick plant-related puns), secretly wishing for vines to grow under one's skin, never wanting to travel with an Amy, and the worst choices. Just...just the worst choices.

Sometimes the outdoors is the worst bad guy of all. If you agree, you might also enjoy such episodes as Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca" and Episode 238- "Frogs." 

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In this week's episode, we tackle perhaps our most boob-heavy film of all time: the 1990 Frank Henenlotter horror/comedy/exploitation film "Frankenhooker." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely loose interpretation of Mary Shelley, a substantial amount of science mumbling, the beauty that is "Basket Case," misremembering films of your youth, delightful puppetry and Zombie Teddy Ruxpin vs. Zombie Skippy Scribbles.

This movie feels like a bit of a mashup of several other films we've discussed: Episode 29- "Re-Animator," Episode 199- "Terrorvision," and "Basket Case," which was our guest appearance on the excellent podcast Neon Brainiacs. It's their Episode 52 and you can hear it at https://neonbrainiacs.libsyn.com/53-basket-case-1982 or wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh, and the "Black Hole Sun" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

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Well, is this the scarecrow film we've been waiting for? I'm actually not sure and for that, I apologize. Regardless, we're talking about it! This week's movie is the 2010 film "Husk." Special topics for your consideration include: knowing basically everything you know about corn from "Field of Dreams," burlap: a terrifying fabric, wishing for the death of Baby & Baby, odd crow behavior and confusing dream sequences. 

Did you miss our first attempt at a scarecrow movie? It's Episode 237- "Scarecrow." Just...just really into corn? How about Episode 59- "Children of the Corn"?

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This week, Ed & Lorraine Warren are back on their bullshit and frankly, we are not having it. Furthermore, how does this movie have 80% on Rotten Tomatoes? It's madness. Speaking of madness, special topics for your consideration include: ghosts who enjoy the work of Margaret Thatcher, ghosts who can tell riddles that the demons who inhabit them cannot hear, making a movie that is basically a greatest hits of your other movies (not that we do the best job remembering the other movies but please recall that being fun is better than knowing things), and the ultimate embarrassment: doing a sincere Elvis impersonation in front of other human beings. 

If you want to hear our episode on "The Conjuring," it's number 96. If you'd like to delve more deeply into the Wan-iverse, check out Episode 81- "Saw" and Episode 303- "Insidious." I also just realized that I have attributed the "Paranormal Activity" films to Mr. Wan in previous episode notes, and while I regret that error, please see above re: being fun and knowing things. 

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You know, we often say that a movie has everything, but truly the 1989 sci-fi creature (?) film "Leviathan" does. You've got Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Mulder's girlfriend from season 2 of "The X-Files," Robocop, sorta fish people, questionable bathroom practices, a lot of picking and choosing from movies that are actually very good, and the evil inherent in capitalism. What more could you want? 

Maybe you want more Daniel Stern? Go listen to Episode 253- "C.H.U.D." More Ernie Hudson? You'll want Episode 214- "Congo" featuring our excellent and hilarious friend Elaina. 

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In this week's episode, we decided to take a suggestion from listener/Apple Podcasts reviewer* karlyAB and watch the 2012 film "John Dies at the End." Special topics for your consideration include: drugs, whether drugs enhance this film (possibly?), whether Allen is currently on drugs (he is not), the further misadventures of our 19 & 9 best friendship, having a hard time recalling plot points despite many exposures to them, and Paul Giamatti: is he a meatball, or no?

*you can most likely persuade us to cover a movie of your choice with a favorable review I'M JUST SAYING.

Like Don Coscarelli? We've covered "Phantasm" (Episode 67) and "Phantasm II" (Episode 314) Like Paul Giamatti? I don't know, watch the "John Adams" miniseries. It was pretty good, even if it was hard to forget sometimes that it was Paul Giamatti. 

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This week's episode is the second in our 2007 "Grindhouse" series-- the Quentin Tarantino-written and directed film "Deathproof." Special topics for your consideration include: amazing stunts! butts! obscure references! Quentin Tarantino's childhood! butts! unwanted foot touching! BUTTS! and of course, an ode to our boyfriend and quite frankly your boyfriend as well, Kurt Russell. What a guy.

Last week (Episode 329- "Planet Terror") was the first half of "Grindhouse" in case you missed it. Since Tarantino does have great taste in film, I looked up a list of his top 10 favorite horror movies and we'd covered some: Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," Episode 305- "My Bloody Valentine" and for some reason, Episode 289= "Crawl" (but why?)

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In this week's episode, we're jumping into the first half of the 2007 "Grindhouse" double feature- the Robert Rodriguez entry "Planet Terror," or as it's more commonly known, "The Machine Gun Leg One." Special topics for your consideration include: machine gun legs obvs, the concept of being a 90s human, feeling an intimate emotional connection with Robert Rodriguez, the utter gooeyness of this film and a weird amount of knowledge with regard to The Black-Eyed Peas.

Want more Robert Rodriguez? You could check out Episode 87- "The Faculty" and Episode 210- "From Dusk til Dawn." More Rose McGowan? She's in Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 298- "Jawbreaker." More Freddy Rodriguez? He's in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait" and I'm sorry, I legitimately can't stop myself from talking about that movie. It's a like late-stage pandemic brain disorder. 

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This week we're taking a little break. Rather than record a new episode, we sat on our porch studio and ate ice cream cake instead and frankly, we needed it. We're not leaving you with nothing though! We hope you enjoy this episode that was previously available only to our Patróns on our action movie podcast: the absolutely batshit film "Face/Off." We'll catch up with you next week when we discuss the first half of a double feature which will encompass our next two episodes-- "Planet Terror" of "Grindhouse." Have a good week, EMTs!

In this week's episode, we're on the front porch on a lovely but windy Pittsburgh evening discussing what is perhaps the worst-named sequel in the history of film franchises- "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer." Special topics for your consideration include" potential title re-writes (like perhaps "I Have Not Forgotten What You Did Two Summers Ago At This Point"), a running game of "do you recognize that guy?", the best thing about this movie (Brandy obvs), a twist that NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN COMING, and some bad advice on what to do if you're being attacked. Seriously, remember that our motto is 'being fun is better than knowing things' and as a result, we'd just recommend self-defense classes. 

Did you miss "I Know What You Did Last Summer?" You can be forgiven, it's Episode 8 and god help me I defended it. You can also catch J.Lo.Hew in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait" and you can see Jeffrey Combs in another early episode of ours: Episode 29- "Re-Animator."

Also, we love you guys. You've really been making this worthwhile for us lately, seriously.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the extremely creepy religious/supernatural horror thriller "The Vigil." Special topics for your consideration include: the scare dragon, a series of porch interruptions, horror movie tropes used to perfect effect, BLUMHOUSE! and a couple of gentiles trying not to say anything incorrect about Jewish culture. 

We have done so many horror movies with a religious twist. For the good, try Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 155- "The Exorcist" or Episode 270- "Midsommar." For the bad, try Episode 58- "The Prophecy" or Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her." You probably won't regret any of them.

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*airhorn sound* WE'RE BACK ON THE PORCH!!! *airhorn sound*

In this week's episode, we're reunited in person for the first time in ~5 months and the result is one of our most joyful episodes in a long time. We're discussing the 1982 Wes Craven-directed DC Comics horror film "Swamp Thing." Special topics for your consideration include: inexplicable love interests, weird sibling relationships, some potential marketing options for Bud Light, being both a badass and ill-prepared for the swamp, human ~*~essence~*~ and a perm that just won't quit.

Cravin' some Craven? (I hate myself): Episode 4- "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs," Episode 228- "Scream 4," and Episode 278- "Scream 3." Truly the elephant in this room is "Scream 2," huh?

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, we're releasing an episode about the film "Blood Sport" on our action movie podcast this week!

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In this week's episode, we're talking about cops who delegate, spooky black gloves, uncomfortable-looking night clothes, stolen passports, a murderer who loves cackling, red herrings, confusing characters with even more confusing motivations and utterly beautiful scenery. Must be an Argento film! We're discussing Dario's distinctive directorial debut (sorry for the alliteration but I literally could not help myself) "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage."

Want to get in on some other Argento films?  If you listen to Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red" and Episode 306- "Tenebrae" in order, you'll get to experience Katie's quest to understand and appreciate Argento (spoilers: it actually happens!!)

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Don't think it, don't say it, and frankly don't watch it. This might be the film that finally broke us-- it's the 2017 supernatural and inexplicable horror film "The Bye Bye Man." Special topics for your consideration include: things Carrie Ann Moss would rather be doing, things girls love (ransom note poetry, mostly), tiny doors, bad ideas, confusing nightstands and the ultimate challenge (paying any type of sustained attention to this film). 

Here is a list of previous episodes and you can guess what they have in common! Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 134- "#Horror" and Episode 181- "Tusk." (answer: films of the 2010s that we really hated!)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that's even newer than last week's episode! It is also much, much sillier. We're talking about the 2020 horror comedy film "Psycho Goreman." Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of "Encino Man," child acting that makes you kind of uncomfortable, an absolutely insane rundown of the villains of "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers," hyperspecific nerd references and the neeerrrds that love them and LET'S GO BUCS!

This movie reminded us a lot of several other movies we've discussed: check out Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 147- "Critters" and Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (aka THE LIVE SHOW). Weirdly, all three of those films are also from the 1986-87 corridor in which Allen's brain loves to live. 

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In this week's episode, we're shedding the burdens of the terrible movies we've been discussing lately with the 2020 horror comedy "Freaky." Special topics for your consideration include: the "She's All That" problem, what Vince Vaughn brings to the table, a high batting average for jokes, the subversion of horror tropes and what might happen if we were to body swap.

You like Double-V? You may enjoy Episode 133- "The Cell." Want to check out some other Christopher Landon films? We'd recommend Episode 293- "Happy Death Day" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3."

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, our "The Dark Knight Rises" episode drops today on our action movie side podcast!

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In this week's episode, we increase Paris Hilton's appearances on Werewolf Ambulance by 100%-- no, it's not "The Hottie and the Nottie," though honestly I kinda wish it was-- it's 2002's "Nine Lives." It's bad, and it's not even really Paris's fault. Is it about cats? It is not. Special topics for your consideration include: a spot-on portrayal of an American and a spot-off portrayal of actual snow, a deeply terrible explanation of existentialism, being the "most likely to murder" friend, our fundamental lack of understanding around the metric system and Tim? Tom? No, it's Tim.

Want to see more Paris in your life? Probably not but Episode 118- "House of Wax" also has Jared Padalecki, so there's that. You could also get a little Scottish with Episode 116- "The Descent," Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers" and Episode 271- "The Wicker Man." And, screw it, the Nic Cage "The Wicker Man" remake is one of our all-time favorite episodes-- it's number 108.

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, please know that we just recorded "The Dark Knight Rises" for our action movie side podcast, and it was extremely fun.

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In this week's episode, we're Clive Barkering back into some Clive Barker with the director's cut of Clive Barker's 1990 film "Nightbreed." Special topics for your consideration include: Danny 'oompah' Elfman, famous Canadian wrestler murders, terrible catchphrases, Star Trek looks, confusing motivations and Bob Seger. Because why not? 

Catch some more Clive Barkering with Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train" and Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." Boy, that's a lot of Barker.

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In this week's episode...IT'S A CROSSOVER! We met up with Jon & Josef from the Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast to discuss the 2020 Marvel horror (?) film (??) "New Mutants." It was a not a great entrée into the Marvel universe for Katie. No, in fact it was terrible. Special topics for your consideration include the most comic book talk that has ever appeared on this show, Big Bear Doin' Thangs and quite frankly bad writing, bad directing, bad accents, bad acting...who says you can't have it all?? Regardless, a very special thank you to MatMM for having so much fun with us. 

Do you like horror movies based on comic books? You may enjoy Episode 70- "30 Days of Night." Maybe you just like the concept of comics? Just settle in and watch "Creepshow" (Episode 21).

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. This week we hit #1 in our category in Sri Lanka and we genuinely cannot tell you what a thrill it was. 

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In this week's episode, возьмите сваренное вкрутую яйцо и держитесь за задницы (grab a hardboiled egg and hang onto your butts) because we're talking about the 2020 Russian sci-fi horror film "Sputnik." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute worst profession (astronaut/cosmonaut, obviously), aliens that are both adorable and downright brutal, an assessment of our own professionalism, being a WILDCARD! and also being aware that you are deeply not a WILDCARD!

This movie's got heavy "Alien" vibes. Check it out, it's Episode 65.

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, please know that our "Face/Off" bonus episode also came out today.

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For the second week in a row, we're wandering around in the strange and somewhat incomprehensible world of the year 1999: the dawning of a new millenium, Y2K and the 1999 modernization of a classic tale, "Dracula 2000." Seriously though, why? (and is the pun "Why2K" too much? Eh, too late now.) Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of very very good Dracula-based film ideas, the ephemeral quality of Monster Magnet in our memories, the inexplicable relationship between Dracula and nu-metal, and weird pants and even weirder plot points.

Some vampire movies are really good, like Episode 163- "Let the Right One In." A lot of other vampire movies are really bad, like Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we really try to find some joy in the 1999 teen horror comedy "Idle Hands." One one hand (pun FULLY intended) it does have podcast-favorite Seth Green, but on the other hand it also has no plot. Other topics for your consideration include: greasy teens, weed as a superhero, an odd medium for songwriting, how much Sublime is too much Sublime (answer: any amount of Sublime is too much Sublime) and a visit from our old friend "Dragula."

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we learned a very important lesson: sometimes Keanu Reeves is just not enough. We're discussing the 2015 Eli Roth erotic (sigh) horror film "Knock Knock." Special topics for your consideration include: a slight limitation in Keanu's acting range, corny middle-aged dads with an eclectic vinyl collection, tossing a fried egg on it, opinions about art, and a joke that finally finds its home. 

We've done one other Eli Roth film-- Episode 179- "Cabin Fever." We've also covered two other arguably erotic (SIGH) horror films-- Episode 286- "Knife + Heart" and Episode 302- "Verotika." Would you rather just do something really fun? How about Episode 247- "Piranha"?

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener pick (thanks Roland! I guess?) with the 1988 sequel "Phantasm 2." Special topics for your consideration include: cool NBA nicknames for your pals Allen and Katie, an in-depth analysis of Tallman's horniness, a classic impression from a cinematic great, brain boyfriends, Whopper Jrs (Whoppers Jr.?), and the bewildering enigma that is Reggie.

Did you miss our discussion of the original "Phantasm?" It's Episode 67. Want to check out some episodes on other films from the great great year of 1988? Some of our favorites are Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," and a Linnea Quigley double feature: Episodes 192 and 265- "Night of the Demon" and "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," respectively.

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This episode marks our last one of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year. Rather than suffering through our semi-traditional New Years romcom, we decided to end the year by covering a movie that would bring us pure joy. We hope it makes you feel the same way, and that you'll forgive us for this brief foray out of horror and into TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF SOLID ACTION, BAY-BEE! We're talking about the 2017 8th installment of one of America's most beloved film franchises-- we're talking about "The Fate of the Furious." Special topics include: family! respect! cars! butts! and... babies?!

If you're deeply itching for a romcom, may we suggest Episode 209- "Love Actually," Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," or the time we lost our minds in a lockdown and devoted nearly 2.5 hours to discussing "Titanic," which is chronicled in Bonus Episodes #3 & 4? 

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Listen buddies, I am like 99% sure we made it through this episode without morosely singing "happy holidaaaaaays" even ONCE. I might be wrong about that though; regardless, we tried. For this year's holiday spectacular, we're discussing the 2019 remake "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: POOTS! Great cat names! Not borrowing your friend's DivaCup! Starting a cult! Ben Shapiro! We're all over the place, it's the holidays.

This is our SEVENTH holiday episode, holy ghost. Here are the first six:
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!)
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"
2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports"

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*URGENT ALERT* In this week's episode, we get pretty lewd and we're sorry about it. In general, we hope you don't listen to our episodes with kids around but this one reeeaaally takes the cake. What can we say, we got punchy! 

We're discussing a 2019 film that stars everyone's favorite straight edge former pro wrestler, CM Punk, "Girl on the Third Floor." Special topics for your consideration include: the perils of being a generally non-confrontational person, having nebby neighbors who don't actually give you any helpful information, financial advisor tattoos, a very very drippy bodily fluid that we cannot seem to stop talking about, and thinking about ghost sex? Maybe just don't. 

Love watching professional wrestlers act in horror movies? You've got Jesse "The Body" Ventura in Episode 80- "Predator" and Skywalker Nitron (aka Tyler Mane) in Episode 301- "Halloween" (kind of an obscure wrestler, but he was the only-ever champion of the Universal Wrestling Federation in the mid 1990s, so it counts!) We've also discussed one of the few WWE-produced films to not feature a superstar, Episode 16- "Oculus."

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In this week's episode, Katie finally gets what she's been asking for and instantly regrets it. We're talking about the much-anticipated 2019 Lindsay Lohan spectacular, "Among the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: presidential prom limos for President Husband, having no motivation to do any of the things you do, FREXIT!, the benefits of recording episodes from one's home, sorta-vampires and kinda-werewolves, and the true gloriousness that is Lindsay Lohan.

Big fan of LL? Please enjoy Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me." Big fan of absolutely nonsensical werewolf movies? Try Episode 217- "The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf."

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In this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your life will be changed forever. 

Did you miss the first "Urban Legend?" It's Episode 221. Do you for some reason love kinda crappy slashers of the late 90s/early 00s? How about Episode 8 (!)- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 56- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or Episode 278- "Scream 3?"

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're here to just roll around in an absolutely bananas Italian film, the 1974 supernatural (?) horror movie "Beyond the Door." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: pea soup straight from the can, distracting leg/head ratios, extremely funky songs, a feeling of genuine pity for child actors, and what would happen if you heard about the plot of "The Exorcist" then confused it with another movie you read about called "Rosemary's Baby" and immediately turned it into a script. Oh and by the way, we changed the name of this podcast to "Boat Homes" so we hope you like that.

Do you enjoy absolutely insane Italian horror films? May we recommend Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)" or really anything Fulci made (Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead")? 

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In this week's episode, we're loopy on prosecco and the fact that we still didn't know who won the election at the time of recording, which is just fine because we are talking about the 2011 British sci-fi horror comedy "Attack the Block." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely brief synopsis of a television series that has been running for nearly 40 seasons, wiggly dog butts, slang we *absolutely* do not understand, the concept of Katie being Freaky Friday'd with a teenage boy and digressions: lots of em. 

British horror comedy! First and foremost, check out Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead" but if you'd like something more on the horror end, you can't go wrong with Episode 60- "American Werewolf in London" and if you'd like something more on the comedy end, there's always Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz."

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In this week's episode, we go back to the well of Dario Argento with the 1982 film "Tenebrae." Special topics for your consideration include: a very low bra budget, a special appearance by your favorite Italian plumber brothers, the appeal and impracticality of an entirely marble interior, tacking some weird future sci-fi stuff onto your movie but not really telling anyone and a very Dario Argento self-own.

Would you like to experience Katie's true journey to acceptance when it comes to Argento films? If so, we've got Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons" and Episode 185- "Deep Red."

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In this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become something else.

Want to listen to us talk about the third dimension of "My Bloody Valentine?" The remake is Episode 198. Into Canadian horror films? May we recommend such films as Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 130- "Pontypool" Episode 166- "The Cube" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters?" Would you like to hear about the greatest Canadian slasher film that ever existed? That'd be Episode 113- "Black Christmas."

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IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK, BABIES! Grab a pumpkin bucket, fill it with candy and dress like the less-popular sister from "Frozen" (just me?) and join us for yet another trek into the Halloween franchise. Sort of. We're talking about the 2007 reimagining of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie, and PS- Allen wants you to know that he regrets not calling him "Robert Zombert" in the episode. It's the little things that keep us going.

Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: substances that can and cannot help this film, "Michael Myers: Portrait of a Serial Killer," jerking it to poverty, unwieldy sports metaphors and a very upsetting revelation about "Car Talk."

Do you like kinda shitty movies about Michael Myers? Give Episodes 201 and 202 a shot- they're "Halloween: H20" and "Halloween: Resurrection," respectively. Do you like kinda shitty movies that aren't about Michael Myers? There's always Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch." You know, in retrospect, that one might not have been so bad.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're going back to the oeuvre of James Wan with the 2011 supernatural horror film "Insidious." Special topics for your consideration include: a 90s goth rock mashup for the ages, unhelpful dads, the feeling you get when something is meant to be scary but is actually very very silly, being a human potato and where the heck is Dalton's brother and SadBaby?

Do you like hearing us try to make sense of the world of Wan? Listen to Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3."

Hey, we have a Patreon and we're about to release our third action movie bonus episode, a film that is TBD but is certain to star Keanu Reeves here in KEANOCTOBER! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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First of all, we understand that this is what we get for deciding to watch the Glenn Danzig written/directed/produced 2019 film "Verotika," but we also want to say that just like that Bryan Adams song from "Prince of Thieves," everything we do, we do it for you. We watched this movie so you don't have to. If you already did...welp, our apologies. Special topics for your consideration include: the sad life of a beloved comic strip character, actually offending the French with poor accents, being able to tell the difference between a story and a single thought, bored twerking and THE BAD BOY OF KARATE! 

Want to watch a good anthology in this, the Hallow-est of months? Try out Episode 68- "Trick r Treat." Want to hear us talk about Danzig some more? Get into Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND voting is open for our third action movie- it's Keanoctober, baby! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we finally get back to a real actual horror movie! It's everything that you loved (and hated) about the 1980s, all wrapped up in one- we're talking about the 1986 film "Night of the Creeps." Special topics for your consideration include: a love letter to Dick Miller, one love letter and one not-so-love letter to Tom Atkins, a movie mashup mixtape, another appearance of police departments with flamethrowers AND WHY?!, and Brad: ultimate 80s villain guy.

Sorry I said I don't like Tom Atkins. I just don't think he's a sex symbol, don't @ me. Want to be thrilled by him? Check out Episode 21- "Creepshow" (an uncredited role), Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 129- "The Fog" and Episode 198- "My Bloody Valentine 3D." 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode is out now-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, EPISODE THREE HUNDRED, can you even believe it?, we are discussing the obvious choice for one's tricentennial: the 2007 film "300." No, it's not a horror movie. Yes, it's a gimmicky choice. No, those abs aren't real. Other special topics for your consideration include: stabbing, a startling lack of planning by the God King and also by the regular King, building a giant pit to nowhere, more stabbing and a hearty reminder to tell your loved ones that they are your loved ones.

Hey guys, thanks for being with us through 300 episodes and here's to 300 more. We love you.

Gerard Butler has been in a surprising number of horror movies and we've done exactly zero of them, though I was absolutely convinced he was the lead in "Midnight Meat Train." Turns out that's Bradley Cooper?! Whatever. You can listen to it anyway, it's Episode 150, which is exactly one half our podcast ago!  

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode will be out this week-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we get what we deserve for trying to figure out what the internet is talking about with the new Netflix original film "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Special topics for your consideration include: Jared Leto's poetry Tumblr, that football tv show, another patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, our inner cynicism and musicals: a deal breaker?

Toni Collette, if you're out there? You're the best. Get your fix of Toni with Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw" and Episode 224- "Hereditary."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the minds of popular kids actually work, the patron saints of this podcast (ex: Judy Greer) and a shocking dearth of references to the band Jawbreaker. 

Want more Judy Greer? Check out Episode 169- "The Village." More Rose McGowan? Episode 44- "Scream." Rebecca Gayheart? Episode 221- "Urban Legend." Carol Kane?! Episode 30- "Office Killer." 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we lean hard into the pandemic and manage to make a 50 minute episode about a 56 minute movie which, my friends, is absolutely a skill we should put on our LinkedIn profiles. We're talking about the 2020 film "Host" and some special topics for your consideration include: whether we would or would not seance, revisiting hard drinking again only to feel awful, the trials and tribulations of Zoom, trying to remember the film "Unfriended" and our trash memories striking again. 

If you enjoy films that take place on the internet, you may enjoy Episode 48- "Unfriended." If you like charming British women, you could do much worse than Episode 116- "The Descent."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
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If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Because we can never reliably be trusted to do things in a way that makes sense, this week we're tackling 2011's third installment in the "Paranormal Activity" franchise without having ever seen the second. Special topics for your consideration include: having your home be haunted by a demon with perverted tendencies, a Bloody Mary epidemic, an extremely special visit from friend of the podcast Dan, a little behind-the-scenes of us watching the neighborhood and the return of deja-viewing.

If you'd like to hear us talk about one other film in the series, you can hear the original "Paranormal Activity" in Episode 83. If you'd like to hear about some other movies that I've deja-viewed, you can try out Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 203- "Grave Encounters." Frankly, I'm sure there are more but I predictably can't remember them. 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode dropped today! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

First, you must know that Allen chose this film. Of course you already knew that. Second, holy ghost, what a movie. We're discussing the 1982 American-Spanish-Puerto Rican slasher "Pieces." Special topics for your consideration include: not having a real solid grasp on whether this is a comedy or just riddled with errors, a new classic food combo that we just invented, confusing the psychic women of Italian cinema and the fact that this movie has it all (if by "it all" you mean professors of kung fu, cops that are also tennis stars, grey-haired Ken dolls, the inferior Chris George, a groundskeeper with a bad attitude, terrible skateboarding AND someone else's keys!)

If you'd like to hear more about the inferior Christopher George, check out Episode 248- "Grizzly" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead." If you'd like to hear from the superior Christopher George, you can hear him as a guest on Episode 207- "The Mummy."

Hey, we have a Patreon! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're covering the request of one of our lovely subredditors, AbstrvctH3lga-- 1993's "Leprechaun," truly a film that launched a thousand shits. Special topics for your consideration include: recording outside with weed whackers, leaf blowers, barking dogs, chatty neighbors, cool cars and so many cicadas, Jennifer Aniston's sartorial choices, contemplating how this film possibly got 400 sequels and living our best leaking dumpster fire lives. 

I mean, go watch the other "Leprechauns" if you want but don't say we made you. They're Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" and Episode 263- "Leprechaun in Space."

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're venturing into the land of temporal loops with the 2017 slasher comedy "Happy Death Day." Special topics for your consideration include: talking about astrology with two people who know absolutely nothing about astrology, conflating a nutter butter and a fluffer nutter, the suspicions that arise when a person bakes only one cupcake, nightmare tunnels on college campuses and problematic films of our youth. Oh, and we're still outside. People sure do love to drive by!

Are you extremely into horror movies that take place on college campuses? If so, you may enjoy Episode 113- "Black Christmas" or Episode 221- "Urban Legend." I was also about to suggest "Scream 2" because I was absolutely certain that we'd covered it but alas, it's still on the list.

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)
Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT."
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's edition of "look Ma, I'm outside!" we are back on the porch for the 2017 nazi jagoff horror thriller "Green Room." Special topics for your consideration include: loving Patrick Stewart whether or not he's trying on a southern accent, extremely well-placed gore, a cavalcade of punk rock memories, and dogs: inherently frightening but also owners of cute wiggly lil butts.  

Into seeing Nazis get what they have coming to them? You might enjoy Episode 92- "Dead Snow." Also I am like 90% sure that Episode 164- "Puppet Master" had *something* to do with Nazis but honestly can't be bothered to look up what it was. 

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)
Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT."
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Truly it had been too long since we tackled a Netflix original film, so this week we're discussing the 2019 Stephen King/Joe Hill adaptation "In the Tall Grass." Somewhat appropriately for a film about the horrors of the great outdoors, this episode was recorded on Allen's porch. Special topics for your consideration include: Stephen King Madlibs, an absolute need for Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson, evil children and evil fields and evil dads-- these are a few of King's favorite things, the appearance of one of our favorite things (Australians playing Americans) and...what? Just what. Seriously, what?

If you'd like to go back to the genesis of "Steven Kang," may we recommend Episode 66- "Thinner"? Or if you'd like a film about how being outdoors will probably kill you, how about Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project"? Want to combine the two concepts and throw in some magic kids or something, just for good measure? Can't go wrong with Episode 59- "Children of the Corn."

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)
Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT."
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we ventured into the great outdoors and recorded on Allen's front porch, so please be aware that you will hear some car noises and we also get distracted by several passersby. Look, it's summer, there's a pandemic, and we gotta chillax. It's okay though, because we're talking about the 1993 summer blockbuster hit "Jurassic Park." Is it a horror movie? Not really. Is it horrific? Yes, it is, who the hell wants to bring back dinosaurs? Special topics for your consideration include: menacing a child, being at one's Jeff Goldblum-iest, terrible body doubles, fantastic CGI and practical effects, not knowing much about raptors despite being obsessed with them and a little Clippy erotica.

In this week's edition of "well, it's a movie" we tackle the 2019 reptile thriller (?) "Crawl." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a condemnation of Floridians, the high stakes world of out-swimming an alligator, deciding to inform your child from a young age that they are in fact an apex predator, things Barry Pepper knows about alligators and for gods sake, it's a BASEMENT.

In a very Britney Spears move...whoops, we did it again. Who knew "The Crazies" was about a virus?! We genuinely just thought it was about zombies. I guess this is why being fun is better than knowing things. Anyway, here we are: the 2010 remake of "The Crazies." Special topics for your consideration include: the Ogden Marsh Parking Authority's vehicle booting capabilities, extremely inconsistent symptoms of an illness, the possibility of simply having a lot on your plate, weapons available to one on a farm and Timothy Olyphant: a sheriff, and a particular face. 

Everyone, thank you so much for helping us hit our goal raising money for the National Lawyers Guild. You are the best and we love you.

The Romero movie was probably better. Enjoy some of his actual work with Episode 21- "Creepshow" and one of Katie's favorite all-time episodes, Episode 137- "Monkey Shines." Somehow we've also done another Romero remake with Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're going back to the well of one of Katie's favorite franchises with the 2019 remake of a classic, "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: a stroll down toy memory lane, getting Detective Mike as your new dad, a compare and contrast of living with Chucky vs. a real life toddler, finding comedy in spraying a young child with blood, the bonkers marketing decisions made by the Buddi company and a love letter to Brad Dourif. 

Our National Lawyers Guild fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter ends TOMORROW, so if you have some wiggle room in your budget, please consider donating to them at nlg.org. Then just forward us a receipt at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse.  As of the posting of this episode, we are just a couple hundred bucks shy of our horse-touching goal!

Man, I love Chucky and you can hear all about it on Episode 28- "Child's Play 2" and Episode 231- "Child's Play."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we took on a listener request to review a queer horror film in honor of Pride month and sight unseen we selected the 2018 French film "Knife + Heart." Special topics for your consideration include: a very shame-filled upbringing, giallo tropes in action, a plea tothe universe for Pride parades, learning to type with other parts of your body and 'artsy fartsy' as a subcategory of aesthetics. Happy Pride month, everyone!

Please don't forget to donate to National Lawyers Guild for our fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter. All you have to do is donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500 in the month of June, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we're just about 25% of the way there. 

Pretty sure we have only ever covered one other French horror film, Episode 151- "Raw." We have, however, covered giallo films extensively so please just get into our catalog and roll around a bit, okay?

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're tackling a listener suggestion from friend of the podcast Leah Ashley-- the absolutely horrendous 2006 supernatural horror film "The Gravedancers." THANKS A LOT. Special topics for your consideration include: smelling your partner's jacket just for funsies, knowing anything about Chopin, a surprising connection to "Bring it On," a very special listener mail and CULPEPPER!

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Please don't forget to donate to National Lawyers Guild for our fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter. All you have to do is donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500 in the month of June, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we're just about 25% of the way there. 

There were high highs and low lows of horror in the year 2006, and we've covered a bunch of them. One high- Episode 127- "Slither." One low- Episode 111- "Silent Hill." One that transcends ratings? Episode 108- "The Wicker Man."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

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SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

First, Black lives matter. We probably don't need to tell you, our wonderful listeners, but we're also trying to do some good with our platform. On that note, we're doing a fundraising drive: please donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse.

Anyway, onto this week's episode. Yes, we know, we know, just because a movie has zombies does not make it a horror movie, but that's neither here nor there. This movie is actually horrifying. We're talking about the sequel to our most recent bonus episode, 1993's "Weekend at Bernie's II." Special topics for your consideration include: becoming a full-on sociopath overnight, what the hell happened to Gwen?, Terry Kiser continuing to be the GOAT even as actual goats parade around him, a complete lack of understanding about voodoo and the possibility that this movie was actually written by a team of children.

We have done approximately one billion zombie movies, so here are some of our favorite episodes: 92- "Dead Snow," 130- "Pontypool," 160- "Shaun of the Dead" and Episode 227- "Zombi 2." LUCIO! 

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

I mean...why the hell not? In this brand new bonus episode, we're discussing the 1989 masterpiece (?) "Weekend at Bernie's." We hope you like it. 

In this week's episode, we are rolling around in a pile of bad jokes and misunderstandings with the 1988 horror (?) comedy "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark." Special topics for your consideration include: imagining a world in which Tim Burton directed this film, 1980s perverts, the concept of a Vegas show about nothing and surprisingly less titty bell than one might expect. Unpleasant dreams, EMTs!

We have really never covered a film quite like this one. If you like it, you may also like Episode 274- "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken." Related, maybe check out some of our favorite horror comedies, including Episode 36- "Waxwork," Episode 144- "The Burbs" and Episode 236- "House."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing "Amityville Horror." Oh, no, not the good one, the remake from 2005 starring Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George and Chloe Grace Moretz. That one. Special topics for your consideration include: Werewolf Ambulance beauty tips, Michael Bay and his Michael Bay energy, Steve Miller as a lifestyle, an absurd number of times to take one's shirt off (but if one has those abs, should one not??) and the age old question of what kills people: houses, or people?

Want some more Amityville madness? You can listen to Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession." More Melissa George? How about Episode 70- "30 Days of Night?" Finally, more CGM? You can check out Episode 232- "Suspiria" in which we basically lost our minds.

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

You know that times have been trying. We know that times have been trying. We know that everyone could use a bit more confused joy in their lives, so that's why we wanted you to watch the 1980 Fulci film "City of the Living Dead." Hoo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: the 'horseshoes and hand grenades' approach to filmmaking that Lucio Fulci employs, a squishy rotting bubblegum baby and a maggot storm!, a completely discarded timeline for funeral services, and Jerry: what is his deal?

 Oh, Lucio. Catch Fulci's other works with Episode 72- "The Beyond" and Episode 227- "Zombi 2." 

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Okay, so maybe no one played Leonardo DiCaprio's mother in this film, and maybe the character of Fabrizio isn't Irish. At least now we know, because we watched "Titanic"! Well, we sort of watched "Titanic." Please join us on the conclusion of our own personal overseas voyage with this episode of corrections and retractions from Bonus Episode #3. We hope you like it. 

In this week's episode, we're headed to a dumpy little house in the woods with the 1981 original entry into its film series, "The Evil Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: scenes that do not age well, the stereotype of an "Evil Dead dude," Davey & Goliath & Gumby, Allen's grave mistake (thanks, quarantine brainfog!) and lessons learned from this movie: never cross a bridge with a warning sign! Never enter a basement that is locked with chains! And NEVER play pranks, ya jerk.

Did you miss our discussion on the third installment of the series? You can catch it in Episode 229- "Army of Darkness." Do you like films that hat tip this one? You might enjoy Episode 16- "Cabin in the Woods." 

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2014 horror thriller "The Guest." Special topics for your consideration include: the hotness of Dan Stevens, the coolness of being a teen, the excitement of a film with Ethan Embry, the romance of making mix CDs and the joy of seeing famous people at the grocery store here in Hollywoodsburgh. 

If you'd like to hear more about Adam Wingard's work, check out Episode 40- "You're Next." Want more Maika Monroe? There's always Episode 26- "It Follows." Dan Stevens? I guess you could watch "Downton Abbey."

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Special music in this week's episode by Alex Van Luvie. Thanks, Alex!

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we decided to listen to what slightly less than half of you wanted and that was the 2000 film "Scream 3." Special topics for your consideration include: a franchise filled with unsatisfactory twists, a celebration of Parker Posey, a sad glimpse into the future of the Cox-Arquette marriage, the fact that we are getting decidedly stupider the longer we are quarantined and WHO IS THIS?!

Did you miss our other forays into the Scream universe? You can check out Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 228- "Scre4m" and you can download em both with your red right hand. 

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this bonus quarantine episode, we discuss a movie that neither of us has seen in at least a decade and a half. With the help of a Google image search, we're piecing together the plot (?) of the 1997 blockbuster hit "Titanic." As it turns out, neither of us has a great memory. Stay tuned for a "Corrections and Retractions" bonus episode. 

As always, we hope you're hanging in there during this bizarre and lonely time, and we're right there with you. 

In this week's episode, the people have spoken. With a 51% majority vote, you chose "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives." Because of course you did. Special topics for your consideration include: extremely rad 80s haircuts, the problem of identical male actors, dance sex, the absolute pinnacle of Vanilla Ice's efforts and some things that would only fly for a 10 year old in Delaware in the 1980s.

God help us, this is our fifth foray into this franchise. Check out the others  with Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan," Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 259- "Jason X."

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're making the best of a bummer time (and, let's face it, a bummer movie) with the 2003 Korean film "A Tale of Two Sisters." Special topics for your consideration include: was it a mistake to cover one of horror history's most depressing films right about now?, trying to find an apt analogy for a weird situation, alternate theories about the ending, youthful skincare and bad dadding.

Do you like Asian horror? Might we suggest Episode 7- "Ju-On: The Grudge," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali)" or Episode 115- "Hausu"?

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we pander lightly to our Finnish listeners by reviewing a truly dark film from our Nordic pals: 2016's "Lake Bodom." Special topics for your consideration include: cultural understandings of Finland, the possibility of fun tow truck hijinx, having a visceral reaction to seeing someone drinking from a lake and the script getting flipped and then flipped again and then flipped again and then...

Are you into Scandinavian horror? May we suggest Episode 92- "Dead Snow" (Norway), Episode 163- "Let the Right One In" (Sweden) and Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland)?

Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm).

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we pander lightly to our Finnish listeners by reviewing a truly dark film from our Nordic pals: 2016's "Lake Bodom." Special topics for your consideration include: cultural understandings of Finland, the possibility of fun tow truck hijinx, having a visceral reaction to seeing someone drinking from a lake and the script getting flipped and then flipped again and then flipped again and then...

Are you into Scandinavian horror? May we suggest Episode 92- "Dead Snow" (Norway), Episode 163- "Let the Right One In" (Sweden) and Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland)?

Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm).

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Say it with us now! 
E-M-Ts HEY!
E-M-Ts HEY!
E-M-Ts HEY! LET'S TALK MOVIES!*

*seems like we could have written a better cheer than this but honestly, peppiness is not generally our strongest suit.

In this bonus quarantine episode, we're discussing the 2000 cheerleading classic "Bring it On." Special topics for your consideration include: a celebration of friendship!, the Venn diagram of our tastes in men and who is in the center (spoilers, it's Chris Sarandon), awe at the athleticism of cheerleading, the gem that is Kirsten Dunst and a very intriguing idea for a future bonus episode. 

Into cheerleading movies? You may enjoy Episode 71- "All Cheerleaders Die." Into Kirsten Dunst? Please check out Episode 190- "Interview with a Vampire." 

As always, we hope you're doing all right in this shit-awful time, and we're here with you. Stay well, friends. 

In this week's episode, we're celebrating the birthday of one of your best friends and mine- Allen. Since we can't talk about "The Thing" without having to end the show (it has been prophesied), he picked the next best thing for him: the 1966 Don Knotts film "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken." Special topics for your consideration include: numerology and the angels, Morgantown tourism tips, a newfound appreciation for spooky ragtime music, when a naive film sounds actually very dirty, Bon Ami and a lot of Scooby Doo talk.

Do you enjoy films of the 1960s? Check out Episode 42- "Spider Baby," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" and Episode 123- "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?"

Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm).

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hi EMTs! We thought that, while we're sheltering-in-place, we might as well watch some movies and record a few bonus episodes for you. We hope you enjoy our first foray into recording ourselves remotely with the 1985 children's (?!) film "Return to Oz." Special topics for your consideration include: an outright celebration of Fairuza Balk, what happens when you decide that the Scarecrow, the Tinman and the Cowardly Lion are an afterthought, one of the scariest horror movies we've ever seen and whether or not Dorothy is the actual villain of this movie. Oh and by the way- it was Fritz the Cat, not Felix the Cat, that Allen was talking about.

Hey, we hope you're all as well as you can be during this low point. Hopefully there is still some fun to be had-- take care of yourselves, friends. 

In this week's episode, we are discussing the 2010 film "Black Death" but please be assured that we did not glibly choose this movie; we picked it back in February to be the final installment of our month of folk horror and the actual episode has been recorded for a couple weeks. So, not ill-intentioned but certainly ill-timed. That said, let's make the best of it. Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of both British crime drama actors and the finances of 50 Cent, the current level of dopeness of our haircuts, what this movie is trying to be and does that make sense and also hey was this written by a 12 year old boy?, and Sean Bean: will he survive? (lol)

Did you miss the first appearance of the Bean on Werewolf Ambulance? He's in Episode 111- "Silent Hill." Do you like recognizing British actors? How about Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead"? Or maybe you're just into medieval times, in which case you could either listen to Episode 229- "Army of Darkness." MEDIEVAL TIIIIIIMES!

Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm).

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hi EMTs. First of all, we'd like to say that we hope you are all well and healthy, both physically and emotionally, in this worrisome and trying time. We are here with you. Second, we hope that you can get a break from the real world with us for 45ish minutes today and it's our absolute privilege to be able to do that. Third, good lord, this movie is a disaster. This week we're talking about the 1995 John Carpenter remake, "Village of the Damned." 

Special topics for your consideration include: when it is okay to correct us (when we're actually wrong, obvs!), Buck Flowers and an utterly hilarious death scene, a celebration of Kirstie Alley, poor hair decisions, mixing Superman and Luke Skywalker and getting a stew of garbage and finally, Baby Baby Boomers. 

Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us! 

Want to hear us talk about some of John Carpenter's other...uh...well, somewhat-less-than-classic films? You may enjoy Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness," Episode 112- "Christine," Episode 129- "The Fog" and Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness."

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're tentatively easing back into the story of "The Wicker Man" with the original 1973 film starring the one, the only, Christopher Lee. Special topics for your consideration include: expectations for Christopher Lee's hair, expectations for the wig that your butt double is wearing, a hearty discussion about Easter candy, talking serious about bathroom time, the problem with eating wings and the fact that this movie *might* be a musical...?

Did you miss our episode about the absolutely bananas Nic Cage remake of this film from 2006? We got you covered, it's Episode 108.

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're kicking off our solstice celebration and a month of folk horror movies with the 2019 Ari Aster film "Midsommar." Special topics for your consideration include: the true horrors of the world, a scale of how attractive one must be to get away with terrible behavior, crappy academics, beautiful cinematography and cartoon mallets. 

Did you miss our first Ari Aster film? Check out Episode 224- "Hereditary." Do you just really like terrible male partners? How about Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby" or Episode 54- "The Shining?"

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, the finale of our ~*~month of love~*~, we're deviating a bit from our usual horror to talk about one of Katie's all-time favorite movies: the 1998 teen romp "Can't Hardly Wait." Special topics for your consideration include: having dirty thoughts that one need not be ashamed of, a perfect time capsule of the late 1990s, an absolute celebration of giant pants, a cavalcade of actors you recognize and the excellency of The Replacements always and forever. 

Can't hardly wait to see more of Jennifer Love Hewitt's work? Check out Episode 8- "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Seth Green? Try Episode 61- "Krampus" and Episode 97- "IT." Clea Duvall? You can't go wrong with Episode 87- "The Faculty." Sorry, no other Facinellis.

We've got a new video up this week, introducing all the films we'll be covering in March: a month of pastoral/folk horror. you can watch it at www.youtube.com/werewolfambulance. While you're there, be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any dumb updates from us!

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, the third in our ~*~month of love~*~, we're discussing the 2016 film "The Love Witch." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of discussion about the messages of this film, questioning the possibility of satire, the raw deal that Trish got, having friends in the Ren Faire: a relationship deal breaker?, the exhaustion that must come along with being in a coven and some horse-based fundraising ideas. 

Into witches? Check out our other episodes on witchy films: Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episode 23- "Suspiria (the original)," Episode 33- "The Craft," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 232- "Suspiria (the new one)," Episode 234- "The Woods" and Episode 252- "Hocus Pocus." Man, witches are dope, we sure do talk about witches a lot!

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, the second episode in our ~*~month of love~*~, we're discussing the 2013 zombie romantic comedy (zomromcom) "Warm Bodies." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of using 'Romeo & Juliet' as the basis for your romcom: a good idea? (not really, as it turns out), slow zombies with a high Dexterity, and probably our most tangent-filled episode to date* including diverging opinions on Coronas, Paul Rudd, My Chemical Romance and a discussion of a variety of other topics not related to this movie!
*We think this says more about the movie than it does about us.

Into zombie comedies? Try Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 92- "Dead Snow" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead."

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're kicking off our ~*~month of love~*~ for February with the 2009 Australian film, "The Loved Ones." Special topics for your consideration include: expecting one kind of movie and getting a vastly different one, the most earworm-y of songs, testing the limits of our tolerance for gore, a tale of a weird night on makeout lane and hey-- don't lie to us, we remember being vodka drunk teens!

Do you find your Aussie horror experience lacking? If so, check out Episode 11- "The Babadook", Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" (oddly enough, it's lightly Australian!) or Episode 255- "Lake Mungo." If that's not enough for you, head south east to New Zealand for Episode 78- "Housebound" and Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows."

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

After what felt like interminable weeks in the 1990s, we're taking a step back. This week, we are discussing the 1988 film "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," which is kind of a longer title than it is a film. Special topics for your consideration include: the golden age of underboob, reminiscing about Charles Band's greatest hits, chainwallets: a good idea?, the problems with Uncle Impie, a love of Linnea Quigley and Demon Stamina without spellcasting capabilities. 

Do you love Linnea Quigley? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 9- "Silent Night Deadly Night," Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead" or Episode 192- "Night of the Demons." 

Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we're introducing everything we'll be discussing in the month of February-- the month of ~*~love~*~
While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we are thankfully done with the space rock block but are somehow STILL in the 1990s! We're talking about the film "Deep Blue Sea," the 1999 killer shark vehicle picked by the winner of our YouTube sweepstakes, Jermaine Howard. Special topics for your consideration include: shark science explained, a lil bit of poetry, feeling joy at a main character's death, a lovely rousing speech by Samuel L. Jackson, and loving LL Cool J but feeling a bit less comfortable about Thomas Jane. 

Are you into the concept of ocean creatures being murderers? May we recommend Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)," Episode 193- "Orca" and Episode 247- "Piranha"? 

We'll be bringing back the video next week to tell you about our upcoming plans for February. 

But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're wrapping up our weird space horror movies of the 90s rock block with the 1996 film "Leprechaun 4: In Space." Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that the subtitle of this film is merely "In Space," interesting naming choices, special effects that are charming if somewhat terrible, more of the following things: space marines! poorly lit spaceships! breast-based death curses! and finally, a whole lot of "what? why??"

Did you miss our other episode from the Leprechaun franchise? It's Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did you miss our other 90s space horror movies? Check out last week's, Episode 262- "Hellraiser: Bloodline" and a few weeks back, Episode 259- "Jason X."

No video this week, pals-- we're going to retool and get back to it in a few weeks. 

But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the second of our three horror-films-in-space rock block: the 4th entry into the Hellraiser franchise, "Hellraiser: Bloodline." Special topics for your consideration include: an exploration of our continued confusion about how puzzle boxes work, why puzzle boxes work, what sex demons are doing, why sex demons are doing and so on, confusion about Adam Scott's life, confusion about how lasers work, a taste that's maybe just not for us and the single most accurate review we've ever gotten. 

You like this franchise? Check out our Hellraiser series with the original (Episode 51) and "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205). Maybe wanna watch something else instead? Enjoy another space movie with Episode 125- "Event Horizon" and our highly excellent friend Dave. 

No video this week, pals-- we're going to retool and get back to it in a few weeks. 

But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're reviving a ghost of New Years' Past-- oh yeah, we're talking about a rom com. What better way to ring in the year 2020 than with a movie about TECHNOLOGY? We're talking about the 1998 Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks classic, "You've Got Mail." Special topics for your consideration include: Ryan and Hanks at peak cuteness, wondering if the concept of negging is romantic, Jimmy Stewart impressions, an abbreviated history of film and just a little Unabomber chat. 

You can check out last year's episode if you want to experience our entire romantic oeuvre with Episode 209, "Love Actually." I guess you could also try the somewhat romantic film "Days of Thunder" (Episode 76) or, if you just love horrible sex scenes, you could do worse than Episode 170- "Roadhouse." 

Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "The Leading Men in Meg Ryan's Rom Com...Movies " and discuss the most wonderful, horrible premise of a rom com that could ever exist. While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this year's annual Christmas horror movie extravaganza, we're heading to Finland and the great wonders of snowmobiles, wolf traps and pig heads. That's right, we're discussing the 2010 film "Rare Exports." Some other topics you may want to consider: a positive affirmation about the great outdoors being for...well, not us, perks of being lowkey terrifying, a most Pittsburgh treat and a buncha naked old Santas. 

Hey, are you really in the festive mood? Check out our other holiday episodes-
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!)
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"

Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "Weird European Holiday Traditions" and also sample a brand new holiday treat! While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're kicking off our horror-movies-in-space rock block (that will be interrupted by our regularly scheduled holiday programming) with the 2001 entry into the "Friday the 13th" franchise, "Jason X." Hoo boy, this one. Special topics for your consideration include: the personal grooming habits of one Jason Voorhees, having a real Stone Cold Steve Austin quality about you, unsolicited advice for science fiction writers, the beginnings of the script for the movie we're going to write, and an examination of Jason's motivations.

We may have covered more films from this franchise than any other. Check them out with Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and Episode 141- "Friday the 13th."

Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "Guess The Jason" and also pull the name of the winner of our sweepstakes! While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're bringing our "Hell House LLC" franchise coverage to an end with the third installment, "Lake of Fire." Special topics for your consideration include: previous jokes about the franchise finally paying off, woo-ing like Ric Flair, a stage production that is "lightly Faust," a question of whether Nana Cognetti helped finance this one and a middle-of-the-night revelation about this film that totally ruined Allen. Also! We need your advice on romcoms for us to cover in our post-Christmas episode. Any ideas? Get in touch!

If you'd like to hear our episodes on the previous two "Hell House LLC" films, they are numbers 254 and 256. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing another sequel-- this time it's "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2" from 1987. Special topics for your consideration include: putting a bunch of horror movies in a blender and seeing what you get, inadvisable parenting on several fronts, confessionals, Michael Ironside, Degrassi High and by far and away the most horrifying horse that has ever existed. 

In this week's episode, we're going back to the well of COGNETTI! with the second film in this franchise, "Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel" (or "Hell House 2 LLC," depending on who you ask.) Special topics for your consideration include: day jobs for demons, documentaries in documentaries in documentaries with some added documentary footage, non-subtle story choices, dramatic cultist behavior and a film franchise that is giving us way, WAY more joy than it has any right to. Thanks, Hell House LLC.

Did you miss "Hell House LLC" the original? Just head back two episodes and you'll catch it-- Episode 254. 

Hey, want to participate in our sweepstakes? Just share one of our Youtube videos with the hashtag #videowolfambulance and we'll enter you into a drawing for the grand prize, which is picking a movie for us to review. You can see this week's companion episode and subscribe to our channel here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance We're discussing the possibility of a new investment and falling down an internet rabbit hole. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel.

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we decided that maybe we'd been having too much fun lately and wanted to bring it down a notch with the 2008 Australian ghost story "Lake Mungo." Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of sadness, a bit of existential dread, a surprising lack of knowledge when it comes to drug terminology, loose understandings of what a doppelganger is, boomer talk and a suggestion for a KidzBop album that is just never gonna get made. 

Like atmospheric ghost-y movies? You may enjoy Episode 161- "I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives in the House." How about Australian horror? You could check out Episode 11- "The Babadook" and as a bonus, Episode 78- "Housebound" (yes, we know that New Zealand is a separate country but Oceania, right?)

We couldn't really think of many fun things to do when it comes to this sad sad movie for our Youtube companion episode, so we read some very fun Mailbags and made some jokes. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we try to keep the Halloween vibes alive with the 2015 found footage film "Hell House LLC." Special topics for your consideration include: COGNETTI!, questionable choices, Steven Weber, having plot holes that are not filled until the sequel, and...wait, which one is Tony?

Do you like found footage films? If so, you might be into Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 63- "The Taking of Deborah Logan," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters."

Please also go check out our teen magazine/Buzzfeed inspired quiz show on our Youtube companion episode. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we talk about a bunch of people we think we might know from other things with the 1984 sci-fi horror film "C.H.U.D." Special topics for your consideration include: a deep dive on the career and sartorial choices of one Mr. Daniel Stern, a lil bit of baseball talk, sitcoms, cop 'tude, signs of a toxic relationship and the kind of loopiness that we can only muster with a rare afternoon recording session.

If you like "C.H.U.D." and movies like it, you may also enjoy Episode 50- "The Blob," Episode 171- "Ghoulies" or maybe Episode 180- "The Stuff."

Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a new NPR-inspired game called "Wait Wait Don't C.H.U.D. Me" (please do not sue us NPR we like you). While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode we're discussing the 1993 kid-friendly horror film "Hocus Pocus," but a word to the wise: this episode is not kid-friendly as we originally intended. Whoops!
Special topics for your consideration include: French aristocrat parties?!, the potential for "peak SJP" and also lightly crushing on Matthew Broderick, what happens when a teenage boy is turned into a cat, wondering whether we actually tried to start a feud with Bette Midler or if we're mis-remembering and the most wonderful time of the year. 

If you're looking for a kid-friendly episode, we did exactly one. It's Episode 82- "Coraline." If you're looking for a terribly un-kid-friendly episode, perhaps try Episode 127- "Slither," which is like 80% dick jokes. 

Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we rank the all-time movie witches and open a gift from a listener. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance

And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.