Life In Paradise

By Brandon Harper

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Episodes: 162

Tara McGinnis
 Feb 18, 2019
I could listen to Brandon's stories of life in Nicaragua all day long!

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Once US small business owner, now living in Nicaragua. Own a sailboat charter biz. Listen to get a taste of life from a gringo’s perspective living in San Juan del Sur, Nica. NicaSailandSurf@gmail.com

Episode Date
Don’t Sue Me Bro Links Below!
May 15, 2023
Calling it quits!, The end of an era, progression of rocket engines, Broken planes and hearts, Pickles on the side, Gasoline air freshener, uppity TSA flunky.
May 08, 2023
Sour about airlines AGAIN, REALLY still covid testing??!?!?!, Tax jacking, credit cards and passwords are archaic, The drastic changes in children interests, Biden is gonna go for round 2!
Apr 30, 2023
Inefficient Dr Offices, Space X to the moon!, Rocket math, Chat GPT for president.
Apr 23, 2023
Rollover funds, time wasters R Us, deadlines are lines in the sand, we only respect non western cultures, Recycling is a scam, Biden is mushy brained on Easter AGAIN,
Apr 16, 2023
The future of unacceptability, mask disclaimers on planes, I can say that because I’m from there, Ping and Poutine, Where’s the sympathizers?, In the Bening-ing.
Mar 27, 2023
Air travel is torturous, I love drunkards on planes, is segregation by choice okay?, Golden nugget, banks are collapsing like a fat guy on a banquet chair.
Mar 20, 2023
2/26/23 - Bastardization of words, Don Lemon, Biden best communicator in Whitehouse, Dirty Laundry, wheel chair dog fights, shoplifting with babies.
Feb 27, 2023
50 years and nothing bro? Dianne Frankenstein will be 90, NORAD confused KJP, Gubmint refuses new technology, Trumpian Flip Flop, Barber shop dynamics, Junk drawers are brain X-rays.
Feb 19, 2023
Grammys are dumb, AI is taking over - be ready, Who is whoopsie Goldberg?, I want to live in fear, Redeeming qualities, Eggconomics, creepy dough marbles.
Feb 14, 2023
Tribalism at its finest, Climate Change Schimate Change, Anti Antivaxxer update, Biden literally lying, Government websites SUCCCKKKK
Feb 05, 2023
Why are politicians robots, Lindsay Scam, Ukraine is corrupt, Biden has it under control, MSM Pfizer, World View Test, Corpse Killer
Jan 29, 2023
Be the best at whatever your do. Biden Babble, Biden botches Happy Birthday song, Twitter = Kindergarteners, Bingo Night, What is a leader?
Jan 22, 2023
I Heart autist billionaires, Firewood Guy, When do you pull the trigger?, Angry Rib Guy, Kyle Griftenhouse, don’t lack empathy, encourage opinion sharing.
Jan 15, 2023
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Screaming at people, Biden tryna talk, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Got AI?
Jan 10, 2023
Creepy Dough, You’re Fired, Andrew Tater Tot, SBF will walk, Ukraine orgy of corruption, Twitter Spaces, Government transparency
Jan 02, 2023
Necessity is the driver of innovation, Zelensky Fundraising, You can’t score happiness, Racism in a restaurant, China is failing miserably at covid.
Dec 26, 2022
12/18/22 - Bad Plumbers, MASK UPDATE, Brilliant branding, Bohemian Rhapsody, Special caller, Biden Babble, no - you can not have my guns
Dec 18, 2022
You’re Not The Boss of Us!
Dec 11, 2022
FREE SPEECH BICHEZZZZZZ
Dec 05, 2022
What a 10% GDP drop might look like. We missed the mark on regulations. China be wildin out. 4 generations of observations.
Nov 28, 2022
FTX Update, Big Tech is about to shrink, Twitter status, Mattress Mack vs Joe Biden
Nov 20, 2022
11/13/22 THE END OF THE WORLD, the mid term erections, Beto blew it all, Crypto is DEAD!, Welcome to Sam Bankman Scam-land, FTX mushroom cloud
Nov 13, 2022
The candy industry, Biden is lying and confused yet again. Biden puts them in chains. DO NOT VOTE if……. We are owned by “them”. Even satire hurts their feelings.
Nov 07, 2022
10/30/22 Why big gov wants to control Big Tech, The true meaning of conspiracy theories. Politics is no longer limited to politicians. Why people like Trump so much. WHAT IS WOKE?
Oct 30, 2022
Kayne is my new _______.  Powerful people twitter fight, what could go wrong? We’re being controlled by the media - PROOF. Ethnicity on ballots?
Oct 23, 2022
Biden Babbles about dead people, Jill Biden, Who exploded the pipe?, Puoutine do be hatin USA, Price controls lead to shortages, Payday candy bar changing name. Billion, million, trillion, billion
Oct 16, 2022
Whole White Baby, Dollar Milkshake Theory, Janet Yellen, Collapsing currencies, that’s my data fool!, Biden can’t talk, its okay to laugh,
Oct 02, 2022
Lets get physical, The Queen and 9/11, Banking as we know it is archaic. Here’s why you can’t start and stop the economy. Martha’s Vineyard’s newest residents. PredictIT is dead.
Sep 18, 2022
Price Controls, Lyin Biden the Pedo, Dopey Dads, Raise your kids to make decisions, Nordstrom 1 pipeline, welcome to clown town, We gotta learn.
Sep 12, 2022
Biden Bashing, More Biden Bashing, Unpopular opinions about climate change and “giving back”. Al Green thinks polar bears are drowning. More Biden bashing, Pelosi is the best stock trader ever.
Sep 04, 2022
College Loan Debacle, The Boomer Bust is coming, The actual cause of inflation, Solyndra scammed us all, We never learn
Aug 29, 2022
8/21/22 - Don’t accuse me of that, Biden Babble, Aliens, Ya’ll don’t be patient!, trust scientists but not economists, Zuckerberg is a liar, we’re not as dumb as they think we are
Aug 21, 2022
Inflation increase act, muslim hate crimes, we don’t ”need more ________ people”, USA hotel breakfasts, political warfare, the model T and other nonesnsical ramblings
Aug 14, 2022
My titles aren’t Cringe!, changing Econ definitions, Select the crosswalks, BEEF FEST 2022, What is hedging?, Dogs in harnesses tells me all I need to know about the owners.
Aug 08, 2022
Inflation Deep Dive, CNN blows it, Beta O Rourke, Biden has cancer, Crypto talk, NO DRILLING PERIOD, Pelosi capital investments
Jul 26, 2022
Blackface, Oil Prices, Maxine Worthless, Barbara Jordan is LEGEND, The Great Reset, Unwind policy, Sri Lanka,
Jul 18, 2022
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Jul 04, 2022
6/5/22 - Social Media is the problem, Biden vs Inflation, YEEHAW GUNS!, Its all how you raise them, dogs are not humans, Buy a shotgun, why are we only talking about certain killings?
Jun 05, 2022
5/29/22 - Memorial Day, We have problems, Crypto update, Macro Outlook Angry Brisket Buyer, Its all how you raise them, Capitalism rewards work!
May 30, 2022
I hate technology, corruption in government, trans kids eye roll, price controls / gouging / fixing, life as a small business owner, don’t take the bait.
May 22, 2022
I heart Mexican people! - Jill Biden Spanish Lessons - Roe Vs Wade is a waste of time - Flip Flop politicians - the irony found in policy. JUST WEAR THE MASK!
May 08, 2022
5/1/22 Minister of Truth, Biden Can’t say kleptocracy, The reality of Facebook,, Time travel, Warren Buffett LOVES BITCOIN!!
May 01, 2022
EQUITY and InclusionFor The Dept of edumocation, Countries gotta be rich to go green, Kamala word buffet, STOP it with the rules and regulations, Extremists don’t win elections, The MAGA party,.
Apr 24, 2022
Casey Cassim Meltdown, Business with other cultures, Group A vs group B,COVID Big picture, Biden Clap Track, NOT A JOKE
Apr 19, 2022
4/10/22 - Pinche Tornadoes, Hunter is going down (not on hookers), Boe Jiden has a stroke on stage, Cool Kid circles, Mr T / Racism, Crime y punishment.
Apr 10, 2022
Day of Rants - Black on black slaps, Don’t kill aggression, I’m an IPA guy, Cost of acquisition of politicians, Biden discombobulated on stage, Kamala babble.
Apr 03, 2022
Heath n DA House - All things money, from a real life financial advisor.
Mar 29, 2022
109 -Weak leadership, St Patty’s Day, Dirtbikes racing in my yard, call me racist, I HATE TECHNOLOGY, I’m a old grumpy man, Lets laugh at things, we can’t accommodate everyone all the time.
Mar 20, 2022
BH breaks down the supply chain breakdown in simple terms
Mar 15, 2022
SHORT - BH on censorship and free speech
Mar 14, 2022
The truth about Zelensky, Politicians aren’t humans, Smart people use fewer words, Kamala disaster after disaster, big gov power, out of stock, abortion is backwards, pipelines, Vodka dumping
Mar 12, 2022
Aunt Ruth celebration of life, Gubmint subsidies, Biden’s statement of the reunion address dissected.
Mar 07, 2022
Aunt Ruth / Uncle Roy Interviews Episode 3
Mar 07, 2022
Aunt.Ruth / Uncle Roy interviews Episode 2
Mar 07, 2022
Aunt Ruth / Uncle Roy Interviews Episode 1
Mar 07, 2022
106 - Prophylactics, Poutine = Trudeau, SheJack tweets, free speech is dying, private hospitals, Kamala harris babblefest, Oil prices, Stand with Ukraine, its complicated, Its the end of the world
Feb 28, 2022
Trudeau is a True Hoe, Can we please stop the masks on planes?, Selecting businesses based on skin color, Why people don’t trust media, Why media is liberal, There are no more crowd faves.
Feb 22, 2022
70s vs now, Some things change without a forced movement, ”Secretaries”, Slurry Biden gives us another one, Young biden, Corpito Fries, Prego men emojis, Malcom X, Worst place to live ever, Abbot is _
Feb 14, 2022
Laughing at your portfolio, The New Depression, Money is good, Canada is acting silly, Money Makeover, Spanish Flu, What is technology
Feb 13, 2022
102 - Legless QB, Time Travel Babble, Political goals are all off kilter, Future predictions, Ukrania, Tough is dying, backlash selecting people by color,
Jan 30, 2022
101 - Strategic Competition Act, Kitty Corn Pop, Lets end Hate Crimes, Boe Jiden crushes supply chain knowledge, Vet Regulations are unnecessary, ,
Jan 24, 2022
NUMBA 100!!! - Hammock Rodeo, Drug advertisements, Is the FAA necessary? We bout to be Europe.Jan 6 Parade. Dog training.
Jan 16, 2022
#99 -Soros is buying local gubmints, ”republicans”have lost their minds, investing is more personal than sex, Biden used to be anti gay, The Great Electricity Settlement of 2021, Why is debt villified
Dec 28, 2021
98 - THE FUTURE of Cars and Equipment, picking sides and apples, Pfizer Pfrofit, Only the government is worried, LA will be racist soon, only the help wear masks now, deep fakes.
Dec 12, 2021
#97 - Race Baiters, disposal income, trigger puller problems, why I shop for dogs, crypto bubble
Dec 05, 2021
96 - COVID Statistics will blow your mind, idiots and court cases, age and wisdom, when in doubt cut them out, Who raised you?
Nov 22, 2021
95 - Mental health, State of the hammock,THE FUTURE, metaverse. Lets Go Brandon!
Nov 15, 2021
94 - Lousy employees, go buy bitcoin, How billionaires get paid, Elon Tax Evasion, Privacy slipping away.
Nov 07, 2021
93 - What mandate? Brought to you by Pfizer. Brandon Tatum. The wal mart of vets.Thresholds of acceptability. Biden says Romney is going to put black peepo back in chains.
Oct 31, 2021
Podcast 92 - Slurry Joe at it again.Vaxxes and Maxxes aren‘t worth mandating. Barbara Jordan will embarrass modern dems. Bitcoin a6 $60k. Banks suck!
Oct 18, 2021
91 Whips and Haitians, Label design, Evergrande, ”I don‘t want to offend anyone”, People are dumb...generally, Baby talk is confusing
Sep 26, 2021
#90 - Slurry Joe on a roll, Ivermectin, Crypto Crash, BTC GDP, Vaccine mandates, Who big Tech keep happy
Sep 13, 2021
ITS SOOOO HOT!, NFTs, Barbara Jordan, Slurry Biden, Who is ”They”?, Iced tea COVID debacle.
Sep 06, 2021
88 - Back again after a hiatus. We talk masks, vaccines, FOMO Crypto, Slo Biden, Nobody knows anything about Afghanistan.
Aug 30, 2021
87 - Miami tid bits - Maskie Face - Hatian Food - TSA is atrocious - Mass shooting you didn't hear about - Kamala hypocrite
Jun 14, 2021
86 - Can we please end the mask? Crypto, The Voytec is coming, Bitcoin & Energy, investing is for everyone
May 31, 2021
Biden Bashin, Rachel Maddow, Name that Tune, MaskTalk, I employ a homeless black man, so what's up.
May 24, 2021
84 - On trial for my thoughts?, Unity through leadership, youtube = tivo, The government like it when we fight, 47 mens shoot 49 men, Customer is not always right.
May 16, 2021
83 - Rants, Air shows, vaccines, oil spills, trade off vs solution, Paris climate accord, lime time.
May 03, 2021
82 - Guilty until proven innocent, Mind of a business person, Risk assessment is DEAD, Gun show loophole, Shortages v. Inflation
Apr 20, 2021
81 - Belt Sander Racing, The Financial collapse, Biden babble, Jill Biden practices Spanish.
Apr 06, 2021
80 - Mask Free at Last!, Scaling of businesses /adding value to commodities, Cops and speeders, multistage dialogue, Ethereum lesson 101
Mar 15, 2021
#79 - Slurry Joe, antiquated money movement, Boooo masks, How gross is fast food?, Vacciine protocol is a joke, LOOK AROUND YOU
Mar 01, 2021
78 - RIP RUSH, Inflation (not of the tires), More Bitcoin, Skin color makes people nervous, don't be calling people racist
Feb 22, 2021
77 - Work Ethic, Frozen solid, Fear driven leaders, Trading vs investing, Bitcoin 101, Mattress Mack,
Feb 16, 2021
76 -STOP with the shaming, fear propaganda, Who likes the same cheeseburger?, Jim young moving debacle, muslim double standard,
Feb 01, 2021
75 -Gamestonks situation explained like you're 5
Jan 31, 2021
75 - Discussing politics, Comedy is dying, we will be faced with choices, KEEP ME SAFE, Bitcoin alert!
Jan 18, 2021
#74 - Collegiate waste, Storage wars, can we please call a spade when we see it, DIVISION, "healing" is a joke,
Jan 10, 2021
73 - Solo Christmas gifts, Fig Monsters, COVID hysteria, offensive words, Stimulation checks, R/C cars aren't just for kids.
Dec 28, 2020
72 - Freedom, statistics, political understanding, transphobia, my kid, my rules.
Dec 21, 2020
71 - The American Spirit, dog DNA gene pool, culture, Indian Curry, dog sports, bravery, and all that type stuff.
Dec 14, 2020
70 - Thanksgiving, funny words, contradictory song cancelling, Doorbell hell, Taking advantage of COVID, WE RICH!!, More Indian food
Nov 29, 2020
#69 - Leadership,Teach your dog to get you a beer, Socialism, taking sides, corruption, Trump's Pharma flop, missing generation of photos.
Nov 23, 2020
68 - Weddings, Rich farmers, Don't be a sheep, COVID observations, Capitalism driven medical research, Theory of the apes.
Nov 16, 2020
67 - The Election aftermath, Republicans don't riot, Stop trying to turn Texas blue, Socialism broken down.
Nov 09, 2020
66 - Politics ,Scavenger Hunts, Anti-Maskers, Trump rally, Division, Generous Capitalists
Nov 02, 2020
65 - Healthcare, Biden Can't remember nuthin, ACB vs Camel Harris, Cutter the stud lab, Chelsea Handler sucks,
Oct 27, 2020
64 - Why are there two upside numbers? - Hunting, killing animals, Golf ball launchers, gun rights, Debates, Slidin Biden, Self driving cars
Oct 11, 2020
63 - Election cheating, picky dogs, Political double talk, Voting age, price gouging, Truck woes, BBQ shack blues
Sep 26, 2020
62 - Girl Power! COVID Confusion, Government vaccine, They's a bear in my truck, Rioters are toddlers.
Sep 22, 2020
61 - Piles of change, handicap scammers, softening our culture, racism in the NFL.
Sep 14, 2020
60 - Cardi B, Immigrant badasses, Owning a restaurant, grumpy customers.
Sep 10, 2020
#59 - Covid Talk, Biden Babble, Sanford & Son RULES, Capitalism, USA is the GOAT, division in our country
Sep 01, 2020
58 - Opruuugh, Racist songs, Corporate Social Justice Credits, New Audio, mask shamed.
Aug 23, 2020
57 - Kamala Chameleon, Rocky the Kitchen Ninja, silly policy, heavyweight showdown
Aug 15, 2020
#56 - Don't mess with bears. Media empowers their enemies. STOP IT with the "hang in there advice". Don't act like a puppy
Aug 09, 2020
#55 - Bravery, Adopt don't shop, Trump is at it again, don't be a dick.
Aug 02, 2020
#54 - Midnight vet trips, Sports Fandamonium, Shirley Q Liquor guest appearance, taking advantage of the system
Jul 30, 2020
#53 - I'm home, dad jokes, funny Trump quotes, Immigration, babies in cages
Jul 26, 2020
#52 - Money, HOT CHICKEN (like real hot), Busta Bit sucks, Take me home!
Jul 21, 2020
#51 For real - Franklin TN, Mo Mask Commentary, Tejano Music, School Construction, GUEST CALLER
Jul 19, 2020
More reparation talk, ESKIMOBRO's69, Universial Basic Welfare, COVID advice, solving of world problems.
Jul 17, 2020
JUST WEAR THE MASK!, Facebook features, Moon landing or not, Politician speak, How the media works
Jul 16, 2020
#48 Hospital Trickery - Ask questions - Snake Oil Salesmen - Statue demolition - Dogs and birds
Jul 14, 2020
#47 - How to disagree, Dog Sports, and some other stuff I forgot
Jul 14, 2020
My thoughts on police and their brutality. Hungarian bath houses, life in 1920, RONNY'S WORLD update!!,
Jul 12, 2020
Reparations, bustabit, Don't judge doctors by their covers
Jul 12, 2020
I'm baaaaaack - Catchup time
Jul 12, 2020
#42 - Scorpions, stuck in the mud, more flies, dirt bike 101, RUUUDE!
Jun 30, 2016
#41 - Ronny's World, No go on the Indian Cuisine, Clumsy is in my DNA, Hippica, Drinking songs.
Jun 20, 2016
#40 - Mexico is awesome, I love tacos.
Jun 19, 2016
#39 - Another Bonus Episode
Jun 06, 2016
#38 - Flies flies everywhere, racing to the volcano, old people gathering, Nica mothers day, witch doctors, and airplane ponderings.
May 30, 2016
#37 - Cop encounters of the third kind, gym interactions, my pool situation, Ruben the guitar maestro, and the real estate / job climate.
May 22, 2016
#36 - Bonus Episode - my views on the current political circus.
May 16, 2016
#35 - Babies and shotguns, the extremely efficient TSA, Ronny y su moto, Winter is coming - NOT.-
May 15, 2016
#34 - Still Hot, cutting boards, refunds, bank lines, scooter demolition, expensive ridez!
Apr 30, 2016
#32 - Just an old fashioned podcast
Apr 24, 2016
#33 - Life In Paradise Episode - Entertaining, HOT, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!, New living conditions, Who needs AC anyway?
Apr 24, 2016
#31 - Polish Hooligans, Ambergis Caye, and Tikal Adventures
Mar 31, 2016
#30 - Dog Situation, trip home, Ronny's scheme, relocation blues, RESIDENCY, and a trip to Baghdad.
Mar 19, 2016
#29 - Bad day, Mean surprise, Ronny's life, and a day in Rivas Rivas Rivas!
Feb 27, 2016
#28 - Da Islands mon, baseball, taxicab confessions, listener participation, music preferences, coco oil and so much more
Feb 15, 2016
#27 - Its been a while....., My trip home, caretaker fiascos, truck issues, whizzing in public, old raggedy beat up taxis....and their drivers.
Jan 28, 2016
#26 - Critters up in my house, Holiday Time in Nicaragua, BOMBS!, The great pig hunt of 2015, Headed home for a bit, and much much more.
Dec 09, 2015
#25 - Thanksgiving (Nica Style), over-indulging, Ronny's world, pig update, cast iron, and tons more!
Dec 01, 2015
#24 - Flying Rats, Perfect trip to Rivas (almost), Night Watchmen, Residency issues, Pig Injections, and so much more......
Nov 20, 2015
#23 - Muddy Mess, Pig Escapees, Internet status, Scorpions, and Residency
Nov 14, 2015
#22 - Big city vs Small town, climates in C.A., PLAY BALL!, and much more.
Nov 06, 2015
#21 - INTUR, Residency, ALL THINGS GOOD, Little Men,
Nov 01, 2015
#20 - Crossfit?, Pecan Pie, and a special guest interview.............
Oct 23, 2015
#19 - Mini Road Trip, FAT Dogs, Bellies Exposed, Customer Service, Capitalism, and "I just don't understand ______"
Oct 16, 2015
#18 -- Cops, Lost jeep, Money, making change, disfigured bills, road warriors. Conclusion of Chris interview.
Oct 04, 2015
#17 - Car Insurance, Weed-eaters, gym attendees, hitchhikers, and a special guest!
Sep 27, 2015
#16 - Pig update, steamy gyms, drunk guys, things I miss, Lawyer Blues, Sugar Ketchup Rice, overweight perros
Sep 22, 2015
#15 -- Delicious Nacatamales, Chicken Ladies, Pig Names, Trip To Managua, Overstaffed sales positions
Aug 23, 2015
#14 - Mom's Visit, Ometepe, Scanners from 1995, Crazy Dogs, Waterfalls and Hiking.
Aug 13, 2015
#13 - Here piggy piggy, bad jokes, hot gyms, castration, What do you do all day?
Aug 02, 2015
#12 - Sunday Funday, Crazy Gringos, pig update, LIVE CALLER!, Old Strong Men, and many many more....
Jul 25, 2015
#11 - Pig Farming, gardening, sea cockroaches, day of the Water Virgin, Sandinista Revolutions.
Jul 19, 2015
#10 - Road Trips North, Personal Space, Benders, and Blackout Drunk Customers.
Jul 17, 2015
#9 - Hammock Haggling / Hanging, Not so Mexican food, Interpol, Crooked cops, Parades!
Jul 08, 2015
#8 - Car shopping, snake killing, and hitch hiking with live chickens.
Jun 23, 2015
#7 - Sold cars, deflated dinghy, flying ants, rotten mango stench, etc.
Jun 14, 2015
#6 - Rodeos, flat tires, bribes, moth Invasions, and other misc encounters
Jun 08, 2015
#5 - Smokey and the Bandit
May 30, 2015
Life in Paradise Episode #4
May 09, 2015
Life in Paradise Episode #3
May 02, 2015
Life In Paradise Episode #2
May 02, 2015
Life in Paradise Episode #1
May 02, 2015