My Dad Wrote A Porno

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Chris
 Jul 11, 2021
Just started listening to season one and it is hilarious.


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Description

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.


Episode Date
Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract
00:31:35

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on.

 

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Jul 28, 2021
S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'
00:44:58

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo.

 

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Jul 25, 2021
Episode Announcement
00:02:39

Due to Jamie potentially having Covid, we are going to delay the end of the series. As important as Dad Porn is, we have to prioritise everyone's health and be diligent about what is a genuine risk.


Thanks for understanding - chapter 9 will now be released on Monday 26 July.with the finale (including a finale listening party) on Monday 2 August.

 

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Jul 18, 2021
Footnotes: Dialect Coach
00:22:25

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach.

 

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Jul 14, 2021
S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'
00:49:08

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)...

 

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Jul 11, 2021
Footnotes: Show and Tell
00:18:37

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days.

 

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Jul 07, 2021
S6E7 - 'HS2'
00:44:28

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin

 

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Jul 04, 2021
Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?
00:17:46

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood?

 

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Jun 30, 2021
S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'
00:46:27

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo.

 

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Jun 27, 2021
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2
00:31:02

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments.

 

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Jun 23, 2021
S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'
00:45:05

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues.

 

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Jun 20, 2021
Footnotes: Samara Weaving
00:24:09

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda

 

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Jun 16, 2021
S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'
00:44:43

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.

 

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Jun 13, 2021
Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"
00:21:23

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/

 

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Jun 09, 2021
S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'
00:40:30

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing.

 

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Jun 06, 2021
Footnotes: Feet
00:18:25

Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six.

 

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Jun 02, 2021
S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'
00:42:36

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move.


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May 30, 2021
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5
00:16:10

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused...

 

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May 26, 2021
S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'
00:47:53

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine

 

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May 24, 2021
Best of Book Five
00:42:29

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.

 

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Apr 05, 2021
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two
00:46:04

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.

 

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Dec 14, 2020
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One
00:49:27

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.

 

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Dec 07, 2020
Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha
00:30:56

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously.

 

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Dec 25, 2019
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4
00:41:38

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

 

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Dec 16, 2019
S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'
00:45:37

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?

 

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Dec 09, 2019
Footnotes: Finale Predictions
00:12:17

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...

 

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Nov 28, 2019
S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'
00:40:10

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.

 

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Nov 25, 2019
Footnotes: Your Sex Stories
00:17:05

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...

 

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Nov 21, 2019
S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'
00:42:49

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

 

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Nov 18, 2019
Footnotes: G'day Belinda!
00:15:15

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.

 

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Nov 14, 2019
S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''
00:40:33

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show...

 

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Nov 11, 2019
Footnotes: Dan Levy
00:21:33

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy

 

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Nov 07, 2019
S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'
00:40:51

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...

 

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Nov 04, 2019
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
00:22:49

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga

 

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Oct 31, 2019
S5E8 - 'M's The Word'
00:40:58

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

 

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Oct 28, 2019
Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
00:19:07

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan

 

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Oct 24, 2019
S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'
00:41:59

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

 

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Oct 21, 2019
Footnotes: Learning German
00:17:01

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.)

 

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Oct 17, 2019
S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'
00:39:49

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.

 

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Oct 14, 2019
Footnotes: Josh Groban
00:24:00

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion

 

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Oct 10, 2019
S5E5 - 'Smiffy'
00:37:03

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.

 

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Oct 07, 2019
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
00:13:13

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far..

 

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Oct 03, 2019
S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'
00:41:30

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...

 

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Sep 30, 2019
Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
00:28:32

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke

 

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Sep 26, 2019
S5E3 - 'The Safe House'
00:41:36

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz.


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Sep 23, 2019
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
00:15:13

You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise.

 

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Sep 19, 2019
S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'
00:41:16

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?


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Sep 16, 2019
Footnotes: In Memoriam
00:10:08

Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion.

 

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Sep 12, 2019
S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'
00:46:25

Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived...


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Sep 09, 2019
Best of Book Four
00:25:12

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020. For full dates and ticket info, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live

 

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Jun 03, 2019
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
00:51:01

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!


(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017)

 

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Dec 17, 2018
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1
00:46:30

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans...


(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016)

 

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Dec 17, 2018
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3
00:44:51

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...

 

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Dec 17, 2018
S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'
00:42:15

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...

 

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Nov 19, 2018
Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson
00:24:20

Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace...

 

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Nov 15, 2018
S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'
00:41:32

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...

 

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Nov 12, 2018
Footnotes: Jon Ronson
00:24:58

Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment...

 

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Nov 08, 2018
S4E11 - 'The Meet'
00:40:50

Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?

 

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Nov 05, 2018
Footnotes: Ask Us Anything
00:19:12

Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.

 

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Nov 01, 2018
S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'
00:40:05

Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...

 

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Oct 29, 2018
Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
00:28:41

Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...

 

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Oct 25, 2018
S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'
00:41:05

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client

 

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Oct 22, 2018
Footnotes: Gay 101
00:16:04

In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay

 

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Oct 18, 2018
S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'
00:33:17

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina.

 

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Oct 15, 2018
Footnotes: James Haskell
00:25:20

England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'

 

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Oct 11, 2018
S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'
00:34:48

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.

 

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Oct 08, 2018
Footnotes: Sexual Health
00:16:07

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.

 

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Oct 04, 2018
S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'
00:36:34

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.

 

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Oct 01, 2018
Footnotes: Jessie Ware
00:22:49

Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'...

 

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Sep 27, 2018
S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'
00:38:21

Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.

 

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Sep 24, 2018
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs
00:16:11

Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years

 

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Sep 20, 2018
S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'
00:40:44

Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...

 

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Sep 17, 2018
Footnotes: Helga's Case Files
00:18:34

Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky.

 

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Sep 13, 2018
S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'
00:40:14

More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues...

 

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Sep 10, 2018
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
00:15:19

You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes.

 

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Sep 06, 2018
S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'
00:38:00

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out..

 

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Sep 03, 2018
Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
00:12:27

We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories...


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Aug 30, 2018
S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'
00:40:36

Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care?

 

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Aug 27, 2018
Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
00:11:44

Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co.

 

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Aug 20, 2018
Best of Book Three
00:28:12

Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is.


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Apr 09, 2018
Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
00:12:19

A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there!


Tickets go on sale on Friday 2nd February at 9am - for full details of this and all our live dates across America, Canada and the UK, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live

 

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Feb 01, 2018
S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
00:44:07

As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...

 

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Sep 04, 2017
Footnotes: How Will It End?
00:15:26

The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale

 

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Aug 31, 2017
S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'
00:38:22

After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment.

 

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Aug 28, 2017
Footnotes: Personality Test
00:19:41

Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all.

 

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Aug 24, 2017
S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon'
00:41:45

Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin

 

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Aug 21, 2017
Footnotes: Ben Barnes
00:20:31

Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie

 

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Aug 17, 2017
S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'
00:38:05

Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina

 

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Aug 14, 2017
Footnotes: Vagina 101
00:15:57

After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina.

 

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Aug 10, 2017
S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'
00:36:34

Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.

 

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Aug 07, 2017
Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
00:25:57

Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

 

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Aug 03, 2017
S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'
00:35:58

Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly

 

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Jul 31, 2017
Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
00:19:09

The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse.

 

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Jul 27, 2017
S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'
00:36:34

Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.

 

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Jul 24, 2017
Footnotes: Sex Parties
00:17:28

Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties.

 

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Jul 20, 2017
S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'
00:36:15

Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...

 

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Jul 17, 2017
Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
00:14:46

After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'...

 

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Jul 13, 2017
S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'
00:40:42

Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...

 

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Jul 10, 2017
Footnotes: Belinda's CV
00:16:30

Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae...

 

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Jul 06, 2017
S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'
00:38:15

Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.

 

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Jul 03, 2017
Footnotes: Mara Wilson
00:15:16

Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda

 

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Jun 29, 2017
S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'
00:37:19

After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...

 

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Jun 26, 2017
Footnotes: What Happens Next?
00:13:15

After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?

 

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Jun 22, 2017
S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'
00:41:30

Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...

 

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Jun 19, 2017
Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
00:30:49

Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human...

 

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Jun 15, 2017
S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'
00:37:35

Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction...

 

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Jun 12, 2017
Footnotes: George Ezra
00:34:59

Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'...

 

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Jun 08, 2017
S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'
00:38:25

Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...

 

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Jun 05, 2017
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
00:23:50

You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3...

 

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Jun 01, 2017
S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'
00:40:56

Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com

 

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May 29, 2017
Best of Book Two
00:24:20

Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga.

 

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Apr 17, 2017
S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'
00:38:55

Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax...

 

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Oct 24, 2016
Footnotes: Michael Sheen
00:35:14

Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare...

 

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Oct 20, 2016
S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'
00:38:17

Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese...

 

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Oct 17, 2016
Footnotes: Inside Our Book
00:12:39

We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages...

 

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Oct 13, 2016
S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'
00:43:18

It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess...

 

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Oct 10, 2016
Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
00:18:03

Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine...

 

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Oct 06, 2016
S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'
00:34:47

Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?

 

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Oct 03, 2016
Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
00:20:29

Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities.

 

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Sep 29, 2016
S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'
00:43:15

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next...

 

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Sep 26, 2016
Footnotes: Live Shows
00:09:33

It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage...

 

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Sep 22, 2016
S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'
00:39:23

Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam...

 

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Sep 19, 2016
Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
00:26:16

Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves...

 

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Sep 15, 2016
S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'
00:37:35

Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured...

 

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Sep 12, 2016
Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
00:11:49

The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far...

 

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Sep 08, 2016
S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'
00:42:19

It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle...

 

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Sep 05, 2016
Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
00:28:44

Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical'

 

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Sep 01, 2016
S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'
00:34:35

Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach...

 

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Aug 29, 2016
Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
00:27:08

The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII...

 

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Aug 25, 2016
S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'
00:37:08

After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club...

 

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Aug 22, 2016
Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
00:25:58

It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something...

 

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Aug 18, 2016
S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'
00:48:42

Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel.

 

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Aug 15, 2016
Footnotes: Reddit
00:10:25

The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing...

 

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Aug 11, 2016
S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'
00:37:17

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski...

 

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Aug 08, 2016
Footnotes: Learning Dutch
00:10:17

Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help...

 

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Aug 04, 2016
S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'
00:45:33

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.

 

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Aug 01, 2016
Footnotes: We've Got Mail
00:17:09

The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far...

 

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Jul 28, 2016
S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'
00:34:23

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...

 

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Jul 25, 2016
Footnotes: Joe Lycett
00:19:57

Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked

 

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Jul 21, 2016
S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'
00:35:19

Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...

 

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Jul 18, 2016
Footnotes: Book Announcement
00:12:57

Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP

 

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Jul 14, 2016
S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'
00:40:51

Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas...

 

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Jul 11, 2016
Footnotes: Elijah Wood
00:26:09

Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future

 

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Jul 07, 2016
S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'
00:42:43

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...

 

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Jul 04, 2016
Best Of Book One
00:18:46

Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'.

 

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Jun 06, 2016
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
00:13:43

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...

 

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Dec 25, 2015
S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'
00:28:16

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

 

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Dec 21, 2015
Footnotes: Casting The Movie
00:08:06

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

 

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Dec 17, 2015
S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'
00:27:09

It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter?

 

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Dec 14, 2015
Footnotes: Merchandising
00:05:15

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise...

 

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Dec 10, 2015
S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'
00:28:16

Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...

 

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Dec 07, 2015
Footnotes: Rocky's Biography
00:06:06

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography...

 

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Dec 03, 2015
S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'
00:31:13

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

 

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Nov 30, 2015
S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'
00:27:54

In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse...

 

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Nov 23, 2015
S1E8 - 'The Chalet'
00:31:17

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

 

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Nov 16, 2015
S1E7 - 'The Tombola'
00:33:54

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy...

 

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Nov 09, 2015
S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'
00:30:10

This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?

 

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Nov 02, 2015
S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'
00:30:23

This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling...

 

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Oct 26, 2015
S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'
00:29:26

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

 

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Oct 19, 2015
S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'
00:28:32

This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates...

 

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Oct 12, 2015
S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'
00:27:00

In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.

 

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Oct 05, 2015
S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'
00:27:49

In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.

 

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Oct 05, 2015
My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
00:01:51

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

 

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Sep 28, 2015