Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!


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Live Show Announcement
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT AND IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW KATHY HILTON WORE A LITERAL TABLECLOTH HOME FROM DINNER THIS WEEK ALTHO IT SHOULD BE! Buy tickets now to Bitch Sesh Live from Home: The 5th Annual Halloween Creep Show! Thursday, October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30EST Ticket Link: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725 With Special guest Jason Mantzoukas Dress up in costume and join in the virtual costume parade and win a variety of shitty failed Housewives product line prizes! Or find ticket link in Casey and Danielle's instagram profiles! Do. It. Now. Or. Else. @caseyrosewilson @daniellecarolineschneider 
Sep 25, 2021
"THE MOMENT" (w/ KayCannon)
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Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by the writer/director extraordinaire of the new Cinderella movie, Kay Cannon! Kay is a fervent/borderline addictive fan of the franchise we all love/hate so much and she shares deep insights regarding Lisa Barlow's betrayal of Meredith, why Harry Hamlin is her Brad Pitt and why the editing of Karen Huger's "Surry Tourism Video" deserves an EGOT. Enjoy!
Sep 17, 2021
Caviar Pie (w/ Zachary Sergi)
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Casey and Danielle are joined this week by Zachary Sergi and boy is there a lot to discuss. Between PK’s rousing monologue that won us all back to the girth of Casey’s former lovers nethers- it’s a ride. The two minute preview of Salt Lake City has left everyone shaken to their cores and thrilled in their private parts. Enjoy! 
Sep 10, 2021
NO APOLOGIES
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Casey and Danielle forge ahead with the podcast despite their having separate terrifying run-ins with the wild. Nature has come a callin' and the gals want nothing to do with it. They are joined by the gorgeous and hilarious, Akilah Green, who brings with her a love of all things Dr. Wendy, a darker take on the fate of Juan and Robyn and how we can forget but not forgive certain housewives and embrace them again: i.e. Sutton! Order up a "No Apologies" cocktail and join us - or do as Kathy does which is not listen and fix your lipstick.
Aug 27, 2021
*A Very Special Episode*
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BFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael sits down with Dr. Kate Grossman who answers questions surrounding the vaccine.
Aug 18, 2021
RUTH'S CHRIS!
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Casey and Danielle are off for August but ARE THEY?! With too much going on in the Housewives universe they get off their tight little a**es and dive in. Into the deep dark murky waters of Beverly Hills, the grimy sludge of New York and the delightfully cool springs of Potomac. 
Aug 13, 2021
And WHAT Do I Want For Christmas? Just You!!!! (w/ Matt Rogers)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by (as Ziwe would say) “an iconic guest,” Matt Rogers. It immediately became gloriously clear Matt could be the third co host of Bitch Sesh. Hear his stunning revelation as to who his favorite housewife is, the question he asked at Lou’s live cabaret show that changed the course of his life and Danielle’s retraction about her hurtful comments regarding men in tank tops. It’s a wild ride, much like the tale of Tom’s accident and Mia’s real age.
Jul 29, 2021
HOT BOX SING SING (w/ Ira Madison III)
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Casey and Danielle sit down with one of their all-time faves, the hilarious and brilliant Ira Madison III to discuss Happy and Ness and all the wonder-fullness that Potomac has to offer. They get into the sing-sing hotbox of it all and answer the biggest question on their mind, what hole is Ashley speaking of. They then try to make heads or tails of Erika’s car accident story and Kathy Hilton’s cleaning methods. Both are a wild and twisted ride.
Jul 24, 2021
Death by Freak Accident (w/ Chris Murphy)
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Danielle and Casey have the honor of sitting with esteemed journalist Chris Murphy (Vanity Fair, Vulture and a stand-up, amongst other things) to talk about his fascinating turn on the documentary The Housewife and the Hustler as well as his mid-afternoon comedy audition for Lu's cabaret show. He sheds light on Erica's "math not mathing", Kathy Hilton's messiness with no fingerprints, Ramona's stupidity and the many bus trips of RHONY this season.    Plus we pay tribute to the passing of a beloved Real Housewives castmate, and read listener theories about what attributed to his...untimely passing
Jul 09, 2021
THE HOUSEWIFE AND THE HUSTLER
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Casey is joined by Brandon Kyle Goodman for a very special episode. Hulu rocked our world this week, an emergency podcast was needed.
Jun 19, 2021
Overexposed (w/ Ziwe)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by ICONIC guest Ziwe, to discuss where Kathy has been all our lives, Eboni's beauty pageant days and the three words no woman ever wants to hear, which Danielle's post pandemic waxer said to her immediately upon glancing at her nethers. The first season of Ziwe's inspired new variety series, "Ziwe" is available to watch on Showtime. To quote Casey's hairstylist/manager Clayton Hawkins quoting Wendy Williams, "Ziwe's an icon, she's a legend, she is the moment." Enjoy!   Tickets are on sale now for and all new Bitch Sesh Live on June 24th at 5:30PST/8:30EST with special guest NICOLE BYER! Go to Casey and Danielle's insta's for ticket link. @caseyrosewilson @daniellecarolineschneider
Jun 11, 2021
Sutton's Gotta Give (w/ Caissie St. Onge)
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KATHY HILTON is allllllllll we want to talk about on this week's Bitch Sesh, she's funny, and loopy and don't give a f*ck and we are here for it. Plus, Producer, Writer, podcaster extraordinaire Caissie St. Onge is with us in the virtual nook to talk about coining the term the OG of the OC and what it was like in those first seasons as the Co-executive producer of WWHL. We discuss the dueling "Karens" Lu and Sutton and why Leah is taking a turn for the worse this season.   Casey also met a housewife in the wild and it didn't go...well.    Get tickets for Bitch Sesh Live on June 24th 5:30 PT/ 8:30 ET over at https://www.events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh
Jun 04, 2021
Dressed to the 90210s (w/ Ana Ortiz)
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Ana Ortiz is back on Bitch Sesh to talk the Beverly Hills premiere and the debut of Crystal, Erika Jayne's (former?) jewels, and why Ana's love for Sutton still holds strong. They also do a deep dive on Ramona's  struggle with diarrhea of the mouth and of the butt, Kyle's blaming the movie Halloween for nose and bang issues and why Danielle is team Jennifer Aydin all way all day.  Get tickets for Bitch Sesh Live on June 24th 5:30 PT/ 8:30 ET over at https://www.events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh
May 21, 2021
Burning Up (w/ Brian Moylan)
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Casey and Danielle break their silence concerning the news that has rocked our community to its very core. With them to process and place blame is legendary Housewives authority, Brian Moylan! Brian is stateside and has a gift for Danielle that blows hearts and minds. They discuss Dallas, Jersey, Atlanta and RHONY and Danielle wonders if Ramona can in fact, walk. #Questions
May 13, 2021
Back in the Big Apple (w/ Halsted Sullivan)
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Casey and Danielle are fresh off the live show of the century, in which Casey was confronted for bad behavior she exhibited in high school and June and Danielle were forced to conduct our own version of Red Table Talk. Enjoy that cringey glorious bit at the end of this episode! BUT FIRST!!!!!!! The gorgeous and hilarious Halsted Sullivan, writer for the Office and more joins the gals whilst Casey is getting full hair and makeup. He rolls with it and gives insightful commentary such as wondering why Leah is now using her ex-husbands name in her chyron. Why? We may never know. Enjoy!!   Huge thanks to everyone who attended our live show. Our next one will be June 24th at 5:30/8:30PST in celebration of July 4 and all we love and hate about America as it relates to our great awful Housewives!    events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh 
May 06, 2021
FREE BONUS EPISODE - On Anger
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Casey and Danielle talk about the emotion that has plagued Casey since birth and one Danielle has become increasingly comfortable with.   To hear more bonus episodes, subscribe to Stitcher Premium. Get a free month when you go to stitcher.com/premium, select a monthly plan and enter promo code HOUSEWIVES.
May 05, 2021
Introducing: The Deep Dive w/ Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael
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Bitch Sesh is dark this week, but you're in for a treat! We're giving you the first episode of Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael's new podcast, The Deep Dive with special guest, Casey Wilson. Each week, Jessica and June ‘deep dive’ into a wide range of topics such as, motherhood and family, feminism, Meghan Markle, sh*t they put on their faces, and whether or not to buy a crystal because it’s on sale. The Deep Dive captures two friends trying to survive adult womanhood. Subscribe to The Deep Dive now on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you listen!    You can find Casey's book, The Wreckage Of My Presence here:  https://www.harpercollins.com/products/the-wreckage-of-my-presence-casey-wilson?variant=32258231664674   Book Sesh Live tickets for 4/29 can be found here https://www.events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh   You can follow The Deep Dive on Twitter @thedeepdivepod  June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane on Twitter @junediane on Instagram Jessica St. Clair @Jessica_StClair on Twitter @stclairjessica on Instagram Check out the Jane Club at www.janeclub.com 
Apr 29, 2021
A Whole Lot of Mess (w/ Clayton Hawkins)
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Casey and Danielle are given a huge wake-up call by hairstylist to the stars (and Casey‘s personal Mikey Minden) Clayton Hawkins about everything they are doing wrong in social media, and in life. They then talk about what constitutes a Profit, why Kenya needs to start feeding people, and why Jersey this season is such a breath of fresh...of sweet polluted Jersey air. 
Apr 16, 2021
Call 911! Bryan Safi is Back!
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Bryan Safi is back in the virtual nook and he gives our listeners lots to think about regarding Marlo's confidence, Marge's asides and steak as a shared appetizer?!!! Plus Danielle talks about her one Jersey Shore experience (which involves terrible sex) and things get so raucous, 911 actually gets called during the recording of this episode. It's a doozeyyyyyyyyyyy.....   Danielle Schneider and June Diane Raphael invite you to BOOK SESH LIVE (April 29th 5:30PST/8:30EST) for a celebration of Casey’s memoir The Wreckage of My Presence and a Bitch Sesh Live show all in one! Entry to the event is the purchase of the book. CLICK LINK BELOW. This show will be ... wild. Bless you all!   events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh
Apr 09, 2021
Shah-ful News (w/ Matt McConkey)
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Matt McConkey joins Danielle to discuss the BREAKING Shaw-ful news.
Mar 31, 2021
Mommy Dearests (w/ Vanessa Bayer)
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Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by comedian extraordinaire Vanessa Bayer who graces them with astounding impressions of the Salt Lake gals and powerful detailed insights.    Also...   Casey has been humbled by the moving response to Spongies devastating passing and she and Danielle read moving letters from listeners detailing the deaths of their beloved Beta fish - proving there are others out there hurting and showing Casey not everyone is as unfeeling as her co-host. 
Mar 26, 2021
BONUS EPISODE: ADD TO CART
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Bitch Sesh will be back on Friday but much more importantly, Casey and Danielle urge you to listen to this powerful episode of their dear friends Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak's podcast, ADD TO CART:    "Feeling emotional, raw, and angry in the wake of the Atlanta shootings, SuChin and Kulap felt an urgency to share their unfiltered thoughts. Six of the 8 people that were murdered in Atlanta on March 16th were Asian women. This special episode delves into how centuries of anti-Asian rhetoric and laws, sexualization of Asian women, and white supremacy have impacted them, their families, and our society. Plus, how we can all start to educate, advocate, and activate to dismantle this harmful system." 
Mar 24, 2021
ANDY COHEN
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What else is there to say but THE ANDY COHEN is our guest/boyfriend/daddy/savior/god today and he always gives Danielle and Casey the goods. They cover D'andra and Mama Dee, the mystery of Marlo's peach, Bolo Fest 2020, whether Erica Jayne will actually reveal deets this season and SOOOO much more. Plus, they talk Andy's new show "For Real: The Story of Reality TV" which is as amazing and fascinating as you want it to be.   Dreams come true, we've got Andy for you and for that we say "you're welcome" 
Mar 19, 2021
Never Before Scene (w/ Jarett Wieselman)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by lovely human and Housewives historian, Jarett Wieselman, who guested one year ago to the day, in the before times. Jarett was with Casey and Danielle when they heard the news that stars ARE just like us and that Tom Hanks had COVID - the night before the world fell apart. So it only felt right to have Jarett back to discuss the Housewives lives that are falling apart. Of which there are many! Casey shares a recent devastating loss from which she will never recover and Danielle attempts empathy for her- but fails miserably. The three talk Dallas, Atlanta, Jersey and Salt Lake Reunion Part 3...mainly about when Mary tried to eat fake snow. Upsetting stuff.
Mar 12, 2021
Throwback Ep (w/ June Diane Raphael, Brian Moylan)
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Casey and Danielle are off this week but here’s a lil blast from the past. Enjoy the episode in which June Diane Raphael coined the phrase that became our life mantra: “Not Gonna Take That On.” With special guest, king Brian Moylan. Enjoy! See you next week!
Mar 05, 2021
BREAKING NEWS: BOLO. (w/ Nneya Richards)
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Casey and Danielle were scheduled to be off this week. But much like any news reporter worth her salt, the girls knew an episode like this weeks Atlanta Dungeon Party comes around but once in a lifetime. They are joined by fashion maven, host and writer Nneya Richards who is equally as thrilled and titillated by this legendary, iconic episode of TV. Thank you to the cast members and friends of Real Housewives of Atlanta for raising the bar and showing other casts what THEY NOW MUST DO OR ELSE DON'T APPEAR ON MY TV PLEASE AND THANK YOU. And a very special thank you to Bolo and his Bolo.
Feb 25, 2021
RHSLC: Reunion Part 1 (w/ June Diane Raphael, Elizabeth Laime, Matt McConkey, Denna Cheng)
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Your love tanks will all be filled by this PRE VALENTINES DAY crossover SISTER WIVES/HOUSEWIVES episode fuckfest. To open, Casey sits down for a heart to heart with legends June Diane Raphael and Elizabeth Laime, all about Cody and the gals. They deep dive into the plural marriage of our dreams and our nightmares. No stone is left unturned and no Brown is left unmentioned. Mainly they worry Cody’s dream of a compound on Coyote Pass may never come to... pass.   And then Danielle and Matt McConkey dive into part one of the RHSLC reunion where Mary is finally out of her closet and reunited with the rest of the cast, and then they turn to Dallas to talk crickets and pizzas and shamens oh my. Plus we get an update about her journey to "SHIRT" from Deanna Cheng. 
Feb 12, 2021
Chilly Reception (w/ Ronna Glickman)
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This week it’s a family affair. Casey and Danielle are joined by Danielle’s “aunt” Ronna Glickman (aka Jessica Chaffin) who has some veryyyyyyyy pointed opinions about Erica Jayne’s “look here look there” racy Instagram posts, Drews husband Ralph and Mary M. Cosby’s “tray.” The girls are also joined by the lovely Deanna Cheng who has a question for the ages. One we request listener help in answering.   Get tickets now for Casey and Danielle's upcoming: BITCH SESH LIVE POST VALENTINES LOVE FEST! Feb 18th 530/830 EST With special guest Danny Peligrino And pop in’s from angels Jerry O’Connell, SuChin Pak and Kulap Vilaysack.   Tickets on sale at: Onlocationlive.com
Feb 05, 2021
BONUS: Lennon Parham Will Change Your Life
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Danielle talks with her friend, actor, writer, producer and director Lennon Parham about success, failure and facing your fears. She gives Danielle the best advice she's ever received about trying new things and it honestly changes her life and will change yours too.
Feb 03, 2021
Re-release from the archives! Episode 23: "The Typsying Point"
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Casey and Danielle are off this week, but as a special treat they're re-releasing a favorite episode from archives, The Typsying Point! 
Jan 29, 2021
To Our Listeners
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Let’s honor the memory of Breonna Taylor on her birthday. She would be 27 years old on June 4th. Please DONATE to Breonna Taylor’s Go Fund Me, JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.  https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylor   Casey will be matching donations up to $5,000.00 so whatever you donate will be doubled!    If you send photos of your receipt of payment to our email, the first 500 people to do so will be invited to a Live ZOOM Bitch Sesh. Email: Bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com   Let’s keep the pressure on Mayor Greg Fischer to ensure Breonna gets the justice she deserves. CALL (844) 298 2731 to demand the officers be fired, arrested and charged.    Spread the word on social media using these hashtags: #sayhername #justiceforbre #BirthdayforBreonna
Jun 05, 2020