Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!


Episode Date
Back in the Big Apple (w/ Halsted Sullivan)
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Casey and Danielle are fresh off the live show of the century, in which Casey was confronted for bad behavior she exhibited in high school and June and Danielle were forced to conduct our own version of Red Table Talk. Enjoy that cringey glorious bit at the end of this episode! BUT FIRST!!!!!!! The gorgeous and hilarious Halsted Sullivan, writer for the Office and more joins the gals whilst Casey is getting full hair and makeup. He rolls with it and gives insightful commentary such as wondering why Leah is now using her ex-husbands name in her chyron. Why? We may never know. Enjoy!!   Huge thanks to everyone who attended our live show. Our next one will be June 24th at 5:30/8:30PST in celebration of July 4 and all we love and hate about America as it relates to our great awful Housewives!    events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh 
May 06, 2021
FREE BONUS EPISODE - On Anger
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Casey and Danielle talk about the emotion that has plagued Casey since birth and one Danielle has become increasingly comfortable with.   To hear more bonus episodes, subscribe to Stitcher Premium. Get a free month when you go to stitcher.com/premium, select a monthly plan and enter promo code HOUSEWIVES.
May 05, 2021
Introducing: The Deep Dive w/ Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael
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Bitch Sesh is dark this week, but you're in for a treat! We're giving you the first episode of Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael's new podcast, The Deep Dive with special guest, Casey Wilson. Each week, Jessica and June ‘deep dive’ into a wide range of topics such as, motherhood and family, feminism, Meghan Markle, sh*t they put on their faces, and whether or not to buy a crystal because it’s on sale. The Deep Dive captures two friends trying to survive adult womanhood. Subscribe to The Deep Dive now on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you listen!    You can find Casey's book, The Wreckage Of My Presence here:  https://www.harpercollins.com/products/the-wreckage-of-my-presence-casey-wilson?variant=32258231664674   Book Sesh Live tickets for 4/29 can be found here https://www.events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh   You can follow The Deep Dive on Twitter @thedeepdivepod  June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane on Twitter @junediane on Instagram Jessica St. Clair @Jessica_StClair on Twitter @stclairjessica on Instagram Check out the Jane Club at www.janeclub.com 
Apr 29, 2021
A Whole Lot of Mess (w/ Clayton Hawkins)
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Casey and Danielle are given a huge wake-up call by hairstylist to the stars (and Casey‘s personal Mikey Minden) Clayton Hawkins about everything they are doing wrong in social media, and in life. They then talk about what constitutes a Profit, why Kenya needs to start feeding people, and why Jersey this season is such a breath of fresh...of sweet polluted Jersey air. 
Apr 16, 2021
Call 911! Bryan Safi is Back!
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Bryan Safi is back in the virtual nook and he gives our listeners lots to think about regarding Marlo's confidence, Marge's asides and steak as a shared appetizer?!!! Plus Danielle talks about her one Jersey Shore experience (which involves terrible sex) and things get so raucous, 911 actually gets called during the recording of this episode. It's a doozeyyyyyyyyyyy.....   Danielle Schneider and June Diane Raphael invite you to BOOK SESH LIVE (April 29th 5:30PST/8:30EST) for a celebration of Casey’s memoir The Wreckage of My Presence and a Bitch Sesh Live show all in one! Entry to the event is the purchase of the book. CLICK LINK BELOW. This show will be ... wild. Bless you all!   events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh
Apr 09, 2021
Shah-ful News (w/ Matt McConkey)
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Matt McConkey joins Danielle to discuss the BREAKING Shaw-ful news.
Mar 31, 2021
Mommy Dearests (w/ Vanessa Bayer)
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Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by comedian extraordinaire Vanessa Bayer who graces them with astounding impressions of the Salt Lake gals and powerful detailed insights.    Also...   Casey has been humbled by the moving response to Spongies devastating passing and she and Danielle read moving letters from listeners detailing the deaths of their beloved Beta fish - proving there are others out there hurting and showing Casey not everyone is as unfeeling as her co-host. 
Mar 26, 2021
BONUS EPISODE: ADD TO CART
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Bitch Sesh will be back on Friday but much more importantly, Casey and Danielle urge you to listen to this powerful episode of their dear friends Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak's podcast, ADD TO CART:    "Feeling emotional, raw, and angry in the wake of the Atlanta shootings, SuChin and Kulap felt an urgency to share their unfiltered thoughts. Six of the 8 people that were murdered in Atlanta on March 16th were Asian women. This special episode delves into how centuries of anti-Asian rhetoric and laws, sexualization of Asian women, and white supremacy have impacted them, their families, and our society. Plus, how we can all start to educate, advocate, and activate to dismantle this harmful system." 
Mar 24, 2021
ANDY COHEN
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What else is there to say but THE ANDY COHEN is our guest/boyfriend/daddy/savior/god today and he always gives Danielle and Casey the goods. They cover D'andra and Mama Dee, the mystery of Marlo's peach, Bolo Fest 2020, whether Erica Jayne will actually reveal deets this season and SOOOO much more. Plus, they talk Andy's new show "For Real: The Story of Reality TV" which is as amazing and fascinating as you want it to be.   Dreams come true, we've got Andy for you and for that we say "you're welcome" 
Mar 19, 2021
Never Before Scene (w/ Jarett Wieselman)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by lovely human and Housewives historian, Jarett Wieselman, who guested one year ago to the day, in the before times. Jarett was with Casey and Danielle when they heard the news that stars ARE just like us and that Tom Hanks had COVID - the night before the world fell apart. So it only felt right to have Jarett back to discuss the Housewives lives that are falling apart. Of which there are many! Casey shares a recent devastating loss from which she will never recover and Danielle attempts empathy for her- but fails miserably. The three talk Dallas, Atlanta, Jersey and Salt Lake Reunion Part 3...mainly about when Mary tried to eat fake snow. Upsetting stuff.
Mar 12, 2021
Throwback Ep (w/ June Diane Raphael, Brian Moylan)
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Casey and Danielle are off this week but here’s a lil blast from the past. Enjoy the episode in which June Diane Raphael coined the phrase that became our life mantra: “Not Gonna Take That On.” With special guest, king Brian Moylan. Enjoy! See you next week!
Mar 05, 2021
BREAKING NEWS: BOLO. (w/ Nneya Richards)
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Casey and Danielle were scheduled to be off this week. But much like any news reporter worth her salt, the girls knew an episode like this weeks Atlanta Dungeon Party comes around but once in a lifetime. They are joined by fashion maven, host and writer Nneya Richards who is equally as thrilled and titillated by this legendary, iconic episode of TV. Thank you to the cast members and friends of Real Housewives of Atlanta for raising the bar and showing other casts what THEY NOW MUST DO OR ELSE DON'T APPEAR ON MY TV PLEASE AND THANK YOU. And a very special thank you to Bolo and his Bolo.
Feb 25, 2021
RHSLC: Reunion Part 1 (w/ June Diane Raphael, Elizabeth Laime, Matt McConkey, Denna Cheng)
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Your love tanks will all be filled by this PRE VALENTINES DAY crossover SISTER WIVES/HOUSEWIVES episode fuckfest. To open, Casey sits down for a heart to heart with legends June Diane Raphael and Elizabeth Laime, all about Cody and the gals. They deep dive into the plural marriage of our dreams and our nightmares. No stone is left unturned and no Brown is left unmentioned. Mainly they worry Cody’s dream of a compound on Coyote Pass may never come to... pass.   And then Danielle and Matt McConkey dive into part one of the RHSLC reunion where Mary is finally out of her closet and reunited with the rest of the cast, and then they turn to Dallas to talk crickets and pizzas and shamens oh my. Plus we get an update about her journey to "SHIRT" from Deanna Cheng. 
Feb 12, 2021
Chilly Reception (w/ Ronna Glickman)
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This week it’s a family affair. Casey and Danielle are joined by Danielle’s “aunt” Ronna Glickman (aka Jessica Chaffin) who has some veryyyyyyyy pointed opinions about Erica Jayne’s “look here look there” racy Instagram posts, Drews husband Ralph and Mary M. Cosby’s “tray.” The girls are also joined by the lovely Deanna Cheng who has a question for the ages. One we request listener help in answering.   Get tickets now for Casey and Danielle's upcoming: BITCH SESH LIVE POST VALENTINES LOVE FEST! Feb 18th 530/830 EST With special guest Danny Peligrino And pop in’s from angels Jerry O’Connell, SuChin Pak and Kulap Vilaysack.   Tickets on sale at: Onlocationlive.com
Feb 05, 2021
BONUS: Lennon Parham Will Change Your Life
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Danielle talks with her friend, actor, writer, producer and director Lennon Parham about success, failure and facing your fears. She gives Danielle the best advice she's ever received about trying new things and it honestly changes her life and will change yours too.
Feb 03, 2021
Re-release from the archives! Episode 23: "The Typsying Point"
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Casey and Danielle are off this week, but as a special treat they're re-releasing a favorite episode from archives, The Typsying Point! 
Jan 29, 2021
All Bets Are Off (w/ Damian Holbrook)
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After the high of the inauguration Casey and Danielle go low in the garbage with the honorable TV critic and Senior Writer for TV Guide Magazine Damian Holbrook to talk about the low rent trip to Vegas on SLC and the coming storm that is Cynthia Bailey's bachelorette party. Plus they welcome Casey's sister-in-law (and tv connoisseur) Shira Caspe to do a "critic-off with Damian" of the most garbag-ey television we should all be watching right now to get us through the pandemic!!!   Also Casey gives some hot-tips that may save your life, or just make your bathtime less... electric. 
Jan 23, 2021
In Hot Water (w/ Paul James)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by the gorgeous and charming actor and pal Paul James who has insights that take the girls breath away. Namely about Mary M. Cosby. Danielle shares why she's feeling so unbelievably horny and how unbothered she is by a dead spirit living in her new home. The two seem related. They talk Salt Lake, Atlanta and Dallas. Speaking of Dallas: Kameron is a star and we won't hear otherwise!!! Enjoy and stay safe.
Jan 15, 2021
Hip Hop and Heartbreak (w/ Leslie Grossman)
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We're back from break only to dive back into a week of political unrest, but Danielle and Casey hope to give to your brain a little break with guest/angel-on-earth Leslie Grossman discussing all the latest in housewives happenings. Potomac is over, but that doesn't mean they don't miss it with every fiber in their beings and they refuse to stop discussing it. SLC, with Whitney's ill-timed/drunken party confessions and Mary's wandering around her clothing stuffed home gave us quite a lift in these dark times. Plus, Casey and Danielle talk their drug of choice that is really getting them through the ol' pandemic. 
Jan 08, 2021
Deck the Halls with Drama
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So many cities, but Casey and Danielle have the time, cause Bravo is on fire!!!! First they discuss the Potomac finale (say it ain't so) which delivers on every level, including Robyn and Juan's love story for the ages and Micheal Darby's pink faced rages. Then Salt Lake City where we are treated to Valter and his sensitive soul as well as some of Whitney's wild testimonial looks. And Atlanta starts with some deep and thoughtful reconnings in turbulent times as well as delivering us Marlo in all her glory and "Tite-cent".   Plus Casey and Danielle are treated to a brief chat with lawyer Jennifer Goodman (@Jennifermgoodman) to discuss and breakdown the perplexing case of Girardi V Girardi V The World.    Tickets to The Bitchsesh Holiday spectacular on 12/17 at 5:30pm PST/8:30pm EST can be found at onlocationlive.com/bitchsesh .
Dec 11, 2020
Shifty Wigs (w/ Brandon Kyle Goodman)
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Casey and Danielle break down the recent, shocking BREAKING HOUSEWIVES NEWS and then warmly welcome a kindred spirit and fellow Housewives scholar, the hilarious and lovely Brandon Kyle Goodman. He shares not only an alma matter with the girls but a gratitude for Karen Huger marching out of her own wig strip mall “launch” party as well as a deep fascination with Mary M. Cosby and her daytime luncheon which took place, as Brandon described it, “at high noon.” Casey and Danielle share their own Favorite Things List ala Oprah to get everyone in the holiday spirit. Enjoy!    TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW at onlocationlive.com for OUR ANNUAL HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA! December 17th 530/830 EST.    Visit podswag.com to pick up some of our sweet sweet holiday merch including Garbage Person stockings, a “You Smell Like Hospital” tote bag and ornaments galore! 
Dec 04, 2020
Thanksgiving Bonus Sesh (w/ Jake Arnold)
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For a special lil Thanksgiving Bonus Sesh Casey and Danielle are deeply thankful to have Jake Arnold, interior designer to the stahhh’s (Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are clients ETC!) Jake weighs in on the often less discussed, profoundly tragic houses of our wives. He also has fun tips and tricks for us lay persons. Happy Thanksgiving to all! Stay Safe!! 
Nov 24, 2020
A Snow Mountain of Trouble (w/ Michelle Collins)
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Casey and Danielle are joined by the truly hilarious, beautiful and charming comedian Michelle Collins. Michelle and the girls discuss what fearless fan feedback feels like (spoiler: not great), Mary M Cosby‘s budding friendship with Meredith and they digest the fact that Whitney’s lovely dad... is a hair stylist and modeling his own work. They get into Potomac in Portugal and Robyn’s edge, Robyn’s hats and the tea Robyn spilled about Karen not liking Ray’s D. It’s another sophisticated classy episode. 
Nov 19, 2020
Welcome to Salt Lake City (w/ Janelle James)
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IT'S A NEW DAY! New prez, new franchise. In its transcendent premiere, Salt Lake City delivered us everything we knew we needed. A Jewish Mormon, a plucky gal who married her step-grandfather, and the gay son we've always wanted. We learned that a friendship CAN fall out based on one friend telling the other, "You smell like hospital." Joining Casey and Danielle to bask in it all is the brilliantly funny and charming comedian, writer, and actress Janelle James. Her opinions are life giving and she makes us sit in what is devastating about some of the gals in Potomac. Thank you Janelle, Andy, Bravo, and Salt Lake City for your service.
Nov 14, 2020
Hats Off, Shades On (w/ Clare Mukherjee)
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On the eve of what is hopefully a new day, Casey and Danielle cannot contain their excitement for the impending Biden/Harris presidency and the impending first episode of Real Housewives of SLC!! They are joined by stylist to the stars Clare Mukherjee as they discuss all the lewks, from the lows (Robyn Dixon's hat line) to the highs (Stacey Abrams jewel tones) and everyone in between. With heavy hearts they also dissect the end of the Girardi era, and more importantly who gets custody of Mikey?!! They talk Candiace's high heels and flat notes, Wendy's walk, Jamal's gaslighting, and Captain Lee's tank top. God bless America and thank you truly for your service in this election, and everyone that worked, called, texted, marched, fought and voted!!
Nov 07, 2020
To Our Listeners
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Let’s honor the memory of Breonna Taylor on her birthday. She would be 27 years old on June 4th. Please DONATE to Breonna Taylor’s Go Fund Me, JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.  https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylor   Casey will be matching donations up to $5,000.00 so whatever you donate will be doubled!    If you send photos of your receipt of payment to our email, the first 500 people to do so will be invited to a Live ZOOM Bitch Sesh. Email: Bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com   Let’s keep the pressure on Mayor Greg Fischer to ensure Breonna gets the justice she deserves. CALL (844) 298 2731 to demand the officers be fired, arrested and charged.    Spread the word on social media using these hashtags: #sayhername #justiceforbre #BirthdayforBreonna
Jun 05, 2020