Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

By Earwolf & Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

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 Dec 26, 2021

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Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!

Episode Date
Dor-obics is Dor-anged
01:05:30

Longtime Bitch Sesh fave Ana Ortiz is back and her love for Sutton is, dare we say, STRONGER than ever. We discuss the best show that has ever been - ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP SEASON TWO that brings us Dorinda's anger, Tamra's stupidity, a revived Vicki (thanks to some booze), and Phaedra's...everything.  There's also the return of Kyle's slimy splits and why She by Sheree will never go out of style.

Jul 01, 2022
Mud Pie Messy
01:23:41

Casey and Danielle are joined by the brilliant and funny Joel Kim Booster who shares their feeling that Ultimate Girls Trip Ex Wives Club is nothing short of transcendent. Period. Dot.

Jun 25, 2022
KULTDASHIANS
01:08:08

Feast your ears on the first ever Bitch Sesh/Deep Dive crossover ep! Queens Danielle Schneider and Jessica St. Clair are away and the mice they will play! Casey and June Diane Raphael "dive deep" into The Deep End (The Teal Swan doc on Hulu) and do anything but "bitch" during their "sesh" about The Kardashians. See how fun this is already?? ENJOY! 

Jun 22, 2022
Re-Release - Kristen Wiig
01:17:41

We're off this week, but giving you a re-release of this iconic episode with Kristen Wiig! Also, next week expect a very special episode titled KULTDASHIANS with June Diane Raphael where we dive into the The Deep End and The Karkookoo’s. Enjoy!


 

Jun 16, 2022
Vanessa Bayer can sell anything!
01:27:48

Hilarious Actress, Comedian and Home Shopping Network aficionado Vanessa Bayer is back on Bitch Sesh to talk about She by Herself, Diana's hotel rituals and how Kyle's dogs are ruining her house! Plus, she asks the most important question about Dubai which is... "Do we have a show?" The answer is still unclear but what is clear is that Lisa Rinna needs to watch her back because there is a new QVC head bitch in town and her name is Vanessa Bayer. 
 

Jun 10, 2022
HELLO DUBAI!!!!!!
00:55:39

Hilarious HUNK Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) is BACCCK!!!! And his assessments are as dead on as ever: “You’ve got two episodes to tell us what Sutton said, Crystal, or we never never forgive you.” But the big news is the electrifying debut of Dubai and the trio happily basks in its golden glow. Casey also makes an important announcement. She’s made it. 

Jun 03, 2022
Kyle by Alene Too part Deux
01:09:50

Danielle sits down with fave guest Co-host Akilah Green and comedian Blair Socci to go back to Palm Desert and watch Kyle open another store of bold expensive caftans. They explore why they forgive Diana's rudeness, and which young guy is her son and which is her lover? (spoiler, we're still not sure). They also talk about Sutton's weirdness, Todd's Jersey bachelor pad and the devastation of Sheree getting stood up by her boyfriend. Plus why does Erika Jayne still need people to help her get dressed?! She's a grown woman who needs to save her money!!!

 

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May 27, 2022
Ziwe and Sutton are suffering too!
01:15:04

Happy RHOBH premiere weeks!!!! Casey and Danielle are back and joined once again by the iconique Ziwe, who gets vulnerable and shares her own misfortune of losing a coat at customs. So. Much like Sutton- we all have problems!

To watch BITCH SESH LIVE on VOD until Tuesday go to Loopedlive.com or the gals'  Instagrams:
@CaseyRoseWilson
@DanielleCarolineSchneider
(And see Danielle in ass less chaps and Casey pee in a cup.)

Season 2 of ZIWE is streaming now on Showtime!

May 20, 2022
Live Show Tonight!
00:01:16

Tonight, Thursday, May 12th, is Bitch Sesh Live from Home Spring Fling! Get tickets at LoopedLive.com or find the link through Casey's (@caseyrosewilson) and Danielle's (@daniellecarolineschneider) Instagram! 

It’s the premiere of the new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the end of this season of Jersey (Sunrise, Sunset), so of course, we all need to bear witness to this important time together. Get your jammies and your drink on and join Casey, Danielle and their hilarious guests for a Bitch Sesh live (from home) show you don’t want to miss.


 

May 12, 2022
Hotlanta and cold Teresa!!!
01:13:59

Casey and Danielle are joined by their hilarious parasocial friend Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras) to celebrate the new season of Atlanta, complete with new businesses, new peaches and old horrible husbands. Plus She by Sheree is back, how lucky are we to be alive right now? They also talk Ultimate Girls Trip 2 and Dial-up face-lifts, along with Tre's abandonment of Dolores and how personally we took it. It's a jam packed episode. ROLL THE TAPE!!!

May 06, 2022
Bonus Sesh Preview - Leah McSweeney
00:38:57

Enjoy this special sneak peek of a Bonus Bitch Sesh from Stitcher Premium. Casey and Danielle sit down with Leah McSweeney (RHONY) to talk about her new book, Ramona's floor poop, and the reunion that never was.
 

Apr 29, 2022
Gary Janetti
00:57:49

Casey and Danielle have writer/hilarious instagrammer/housewife lover Gary Janetti back in their loving arms to talk Teresa's and Casey's acceptable anger, "Seeking Arrangements" and why Shannon is/is not the best housewife of all time. Plus Gary recounts his own time on a reality show and how two people are not enough to make a good scene!

Apr 22, 2022
Sweet Dummies
00:46:19

Casey and Danielle are together again, but are they really? As Casey tells the story of separating herself from the "chaff" on a wild trip they took to Miami. Plus, the ladies have turned a corner on Teresa and Luis, and want to stay in their love bubble too. Also there's a bear. 

Mark your calendars as Casey and Danielle are doing another Bitch Sesh Live (from home) show Thursday May 12th 5:30pm PST/8:30 EST to talk about the debut of the new season of Beverly Hills and more!! With special guests Jerry O'Connell, Brian Moylan plus surprises. Get your tix here https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3827

Apr 14, 2022
The King is here
01:03:29

Danielle and superstar sub Matt McConkey are blessed and impressed to have iconic housewives producer (as well as many other shows) Carlos King is in the nook and his takes are hot! From literally being in the room where it happened during the infamous NJ table flip to being the Nene whisperer, this king has seen it all and lived to tell the tale. We talk Marlo's peach, new New York, and why Jennifer Aydin shouldn’t dish out what she can’t take. An insider takes us deeeeep inside and this episode is not to be missed.

Apr 08, 2022
Re-release from the archives! Ep 228 Overexposed (w/ Ziwe)
01:12:50

Enjoy this re-release from the Bitch Sesh archives! If you want to hear the entire back catalog, be sure to sign up for Stitcher Premium. 

Casey and Danielle are joined by ICONIC guest Ziwe, to discuss where Kathy has been all our lives, Eboni's beauty pageant days, and the three words no woman ever wants to hear, which Danielle's post-pandemic waxer said to her immediately upon glancing at her nethers. The first season of Ziwe's inspired new variety series, "Ziwe" is available to watch on Showtime. To quote Casey's hairstylist/manager Clayton Hawkins quoting Wendy Williams, "Ziwe's an icon, she's a legend, she is the moment." Enjoy!

Apr 01, 2022
KNELT AND DWELT
01:21:08

Casey is joined in the virtual nook by the bright shining light that is Mrs. Deanna Cheng! Casey and Deanna reminisce on the greatest weekend of their lives celebrating Matt's Bachelor Party and then making a hard turn into the grieving process after a loved one dies. It's a ride. They are later joined for an IMPORTANT segment by best-selling author, Emily Liebert who - in addition to the six novels she has written on her own - also served as the ghostwriter for Teresa and Margaret. Emily was basically an NJ cast member last year. She also owns the yacht in question from last season and it feels grounding to touch down on which Housewife has the best, "yacht sense." Enjoy!

Mar 26, 2022
We’ve been tagged!
01:14:02

Danielle and Casey are reunited in time to talk about the un-uniting of the Bubbas(RIP) and their star turn (though not seen) on the SLC reunion!!! Plus they are joined by Bravo devotee and author Kendra James (Admissions: A Memoir of Surviving Boarding School) to talk about empty houses, jersey shore life and Kandi’s young hotties.

Mar 18, 2022
THE ROAD TO COYOTE PASS
01:18:28

Today on a very special episode of Bitch Sesh, Brown Family Historian June Diane Raphael and Brown Family Scholar, Elizabeth Laime join Brown Family Archivist, Casey Wilson to break down Season 16 of Sister Wives. There are also break THROUGHS. Namely that Casey now finds Meri, “breezy.” Enjoy!


 

Mar 11, 2022
Danny Pellegrino has blessed us.
01:12:46

Danny Pellegrino is on the show today to talk about his new amazing book but more importantly to point out the important details like Rynd's socks with loafers and which former housewives don't get mic'd. Plus we discuss Jen and Jackie's whirlwind friendship/end of friendship, props at reunions and the fact that there are now too many JEN'S to keep up with in the housewives world. 

Also you can donate to Bethenny Frankel's help in the Ukraine at Bethenny.com/bstrong

Mar 04, 2022
Daddy Issues for Days
00:49:09

Casey and Danielle are fresh off live shows in Boston and NYC, dinner with the King of Kings, the stage debut of Sidney Besser, the TV debut of Paul Wilson and a surprise on The Drew Barrymore Show that rivals YOU not You. They recap it all here and of course dive into our beloved cities all while still processing the Marks family ice photo shoot. 

Feb 25, 2022
I’M RICHER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!
01:25:18

Casey and Danielle are joined by writer and savage critic of The Housewives, Bridger Winegar to discuss everything from the madness of Lisa Barlow to the madness of Lisa Barlow! 

Feb 10, 2022
New Jersey, New Faces
01:15:03

Bitch Sesh All-Star Deanna Chang is back in the virtual nook to discuss the new season and the new noses, mouths and chins of New Jersey. They deep dive on the Luis video, the "comedy" show and of course the biggest debate, did Bill Aydin sleep with a pharma rep or a receptionist?!  Plus there's Lisa from SLC's rant (that will be done in monologue competitions for ages to come), Noella's sweat lodge nightmare and Emily and the other one. 

Feb 05, 2022
And Just Like That with Matt McConkey
01:42:57

And Just Like That... Casey and Danielle offer up a very special bonus episode dedicated to the highs and lows of a show their guest, SATC Historian Matt McConkey calls, "Better than Sex and The City." Takes are explosive. Feelings are hurt. Tears are (quite literally) shed. You WILL be asked to sign a petition regarding Kim Cattrall. After the ep, enjoy Matt's interview with the reason for the season, the man the myth, Michael Patrick King himself in a very special episode of Matt's podcast, co-hosted by Dave Holmes: HOMOPHILIA.

Jan 27, 2022
Reunion Lewks w/ THE Brad Goreski
01:03:33

We interrupt our regular podcast this week for a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. The SLC reunion looks dropped, so Casey and Danielle dropped everything and ran to fashion stylist/ Bravo lover/ icon Brad Goreski to break down every step and unfortunately mostly missteps to ask the biggest question on all of our minds …what was the theme? 

Jan 20, 2022
TITTY CAKE
00:49:46

What a time to be alive and a member of the Housewives Universe! Our gals are dressing to impress on Project Runway one minute and laughing at a hubby motorboating a cleavage cake the next. Danielle and Casey are riding solo this week and come bearing an apology for having not jumped on the Miami train. Bienvenidos a Miami! They stand corrected and are IN. Finally, some actual wealth for our eyes to gaze upon! They talk Salt Lake, Orange County and Danielle makes a selfless indecent proposal. Enjoy!

Jan 14, 2022
Ana Ortiz is here!
01:18:14

Though the new year has started off rough for Danielle, Vicki Gunvlalson and Meghan King Edmonds, Casey had a wild and microdosed Christmas and lived to tell the tale. We are also joined by pod fave Ana Ortiz, who has many thoughts on Heather's tight pony, Meredith's insane feathers and suitcases full of cheese. Plus how many rebrand parties is Whitney going to have for Iris and Beau? Or is it Wildrose? Also there's Noella, who whispered through a whole scene, on television.  We can't get enough. 

Get your tickets to Bitch Sesh: Wet January Live From Home at Looped.com 
January 27th 530PST/830EST

Jan 07, 2022
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
01:18:14

And just like that, it's our last episode before the holidays. Casey and Danielle are joined by the brightest of lights, writer/actress Jamie Brunton who has taken a strong dance on Sex and The City Part 900. They discuss Salt Lake in all its wedged salad glory and overstuffed luxury-filled closets and Orange County and Terry's belief that he "looks better than he did ten years ago, due to botox." As Danielle says, "Don't get high on your own supply, Terry!" Wishing you a safe, healthy and happy holiday. We are grateful to you all and this community. Here's to 2022 and even brighter days ahead (including the return of New Jersey!) 

Dec 17, 2021
I’M QUITTING THE SHOW
01:23:28

Casey and Danielle are joined by the one and only Michelle Collins. She is a sage and a light and where is her hair ad already?? The gals discuss episode 2 of Orange County - specifically Heather’s failed sushi party and her quitting and rejoining of the franchise. The good news is Terry’s still wearing leather jackets! They talk Salt Lake, the return of Sex and The City and some tougher comments Danielle’s daughter made to…Danielle. 

Dec 10, 2021
THE SHAH SHOCKER
01:35:46

Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa and Merry Christmas because Casey and Danielle have a double-sized ep for you, thanks to the manna from heaven Bravo has gifted us with. Where to start?! We'll tell you where. With an explosive boot on the ground. An anonymous guest who will ensure the podcast is nominated for another People's Choice Award. Then the gals are graced by Dave Quinn, author of the book Casey wants to be buried with, It's Not All Diamonds and Rose. Together they all free-fall into Hulu's new doc The Housewife and the Shah Shocker, Salt Lake, Potomac and the EXPLOSIVE debut of Nicki Minaj, the season premiere of Orange County and Ultimate Girls Trip. How did we get so lucky???!!!! 

Dec 03, 2021
To Our Listeners
00:05:40

Let’s honor the memory of Breonna Taylor on her birthday. She would be 27 years old on June 4th. Please DONATE to Breonna Taylor’s Go Fund Me, JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylor

Casey will be matching donations up to $5,000.00 so whatever you donate will be doubled!

If you send photos of your receipt of payment to our email, the first 500 people to do so will be invited to a Live ZOOM Bitch Sesh. Email: Bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com

Let’s keep the pressure on Mayor Greg Fischer to ensure Breonna gets the justice she deserves. CALL (844) 298 2731 to demand the officers be fired, arrested and charged.

Spread the word on social media using these hashtags: #sayhername #justiceforbre #BirthdayforBreonna

Jun 05, 2020
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