Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

By Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

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Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.

Episode Date
Ep 378 - Jeep Ka-Ping (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)

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Matt's Stand up Dates:

Cap City Comedy - Austin TX

Bananas Comedy Club - NJ

wuz MF gud. The big DAWGs away on bizniz. So Matthew called upon the Stoner Daddyz to step in in his absence. A fantastic cast ensued. Please enjoy.

Some bullllshid to address - We're in YouTube time out right now for disputing the efficacy of the WHO. We behaved so badly and we're so so so sorry. Idk what got into us. So the video will be going up on the Stoner Dads tube - and will be avail free on our Paytch. Our sincerest apologies.

Jan 13, 2022
Ep 377 - The Plague

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Yuhhhhhhh. Happy MF New Year. Like a Pheonix from the ashes, Matthew has risen. The D.A.W.G.Z. are reunited. Please enjoy. 

Jan 05, 2022
Ep 376 - The Sponge (feat. Chris O'Connor & Tommy Pope)

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Sup. Matt is totally fine, he's not sick at all. He's just taking a much needed vacation. No need to worry. In our beloved Shaman's absence the Big D.A.W.G. sat down with Tommy and Chris of the Stuff Island podcast. As expected - a good ol' time was had. RIP John Madden. Long live The Sponge. 

Dec 30, 2021
Ep 375 - Puss-Fluenza (feat. Lemaire Lee)

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LEMORP. Merry Christmas to all. 

Dec 24, 2021
Ep 374 - Willard Smith

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YELLO. It's just the M.F. D.A.W.G.Z. with a fresh cast, but what else is new. In this podcast we learn that it ain't EZ being Willard Smith.

The supply chain is absolutely shot. There are seven deadly sins, and gluttony is definitely one of them. Please enjoy.

Dec 14, 2021
Ep 373 - Strictly Business (feat. Chris O'Connor)

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Lez goooooooooooo. The D.A.W.G.Z. are back with the O'Conn Man, host of the Stuff Island Podcast w/ Tommy Pope. Topix include Shane's ideas for his comedy routine, everyone's secret dreams, and saw mills. We're comin' at you from all angles. MIGDONAL. 

Dec 07, 2021
Ep 372 - Matt and Shane's Copyright Safe Podcast

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Shane Gillis and Matthew McCusker are the two copyright owners of this comedy podcast. Throughout this comedy podcast, the two hosts do not commit copyright infringement at any point. Everything is on the up and up over here.

Also both videos will be on the Paytch this week until all the mumbo jumbo is solved

The D.A.W.G.Z. discuss Jamaica mon, migrating with the anie, and the soothing tunes of Matt's 432 hertz Native American flute that is in the key of G. Please enjoy. God bless you all. 

Nov 29, 2021
Ep 371 - ... UGH

LEZ GITTIT. The D.A.W.G.Z. are now coming at you in 432 hz - a far superior, more spiritual pitch. Your podcast is driving me crazy ... ugh. Enjoy. God bless.

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Nov 17, 2021
Ep 370 - Gladiator

Yo0o00o00ooo. What we do in life echoes in eternity. 

After long weekend in H-Town the D.A.W.G.Z. have returned home for some good, old-fashioned casting. Topix include fat Nuns, gladiator, the weekend's rumpus, and more. Enjoy.

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Nov 11, 2021
Ep 369 - Honeymoon

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Matt and Shane's Sacred podcast. Fresh off of a Holy Sacrament the D.A.W.G.Z. unite to deliver a HOT CAST. Gutfeld is a babylon ting. Shane has officially quit. Are you a Rude Boi or a Top SHOTTA? 

Oct 28, 2021
Ep 368 - Island Boiz (feat. Mike Rainey & Tim Butterly)

Hello. Studio was an island ting dis week. Daddy's away on very important business. So Matt held it down with two true D.A.W.G.Z. Mike and Tim, mere days before he and his wife are to be joined in holy matrimony. What a beautiful thing. Enjoy. 

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Oct 20, 2021
Ep 367 - Anti-Football (feat. Chris O'Connor)

lets GO. The D.A.W.G.Z. have gathered with dear friend Christopher O'Connor in a very comfortable setting to deliver a piping hot cast. Shane has suffered a very severe injury, and this is a pro-football podcast. Enjoy.

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Oct 13, 2021
Ep 366 - He's Back

After a long journey across our great nation. By the grace of god, he hath returned. Rejoice.


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Oct 08, 2021
Ep 365 - Weed Guy (feat. Brian Six, Lemaire Lee, Ryan Shaner)

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Good evening D.A.W.G.Z. Matt continues to hold down the fort while the big guy is off at work. While the cat is away the mice will playYyYyyy. Beez, Shaner, and Lameezy join Matthew for a brilliant podcast. And we're still figuring it out, but we got the very high tech TV stuff working this ep. Enjoy.

Sep 30, 2021
Ep 364 - Storming the Snackital (feat. Mike Rainey & Jon DelCollo)

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D.A.W.G.Z. Matt McCuskeru has assembled two more elite broz for the cast this week in Shane's absence. The little rascals themselves - Mike Rainey & Jon Delcollo join Matt to discuss very important matters. Please Enjoy. I hope you're all doing well. 

Sep 22, 2021
Ep 363 - Australia Does Not Exist (feat. Sidney Gantt & Tim Butterly)

Hello D.A.W.G.Z. The Stoner Dads have joined the cast this week to hold down the fort in Shane's absence. And boy ... did they hold it down. Some old fashioned barbershop talk in this one. Matt got a high and tight haircut, but he's still likes to have fun back don't worry. And Sid has natural waves. Enjoy. 

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Sep 15, 2021
Ep 362 - McCusker Fambly Podcast

FaMbLy CaSt!!! Shane took a trip to La La land post-spesh. So some of those ol' McCusker brothers gathered 'round the table to discuss the importance of a strong familial bond, US Legal Highs, and do not get political at all. It's all about Good vs. Bad, and Fambly is about as good as it gets. Enjoy.

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Sep 08, 2021
Ep 361- Beach ViBeZ

The D.A.W.G.Z. have transitioned to B.R.O.Z. for the week and have been horsing around down at the beach. Beers, vape pens, microdosers, paddle ball, skim boarding, HARD seltzers and everything. 

God bless you dudes and keep it tight. The love is real. Don't for a second trick yourself into thinking it's not. 

Also...please keep in mind that the universe (according to science even) is comprised of indestructible, eternal energy. You, my friend, are also made of that same energy. Don't ever forget that. 


Sep 04, 2021
Ep 360 - The Perfect One

YUP. Just a good ... ol fashioned ... classic ep for you guys. Matt's back and absolutely did not have Covid. The D.A.W.G.Z. gathered in studio to discuss the upcoming Florida trip (Big Kids Only) among many other things. Please enjoy. 

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Aug 26, 2021
Ep 359 - Cinnamon (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

Hello. Audio only this week. Our sincerest apologies for the delay. Please enjoy the comedic stylings of Shane, Lemaire, and Nate. 


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Aug 22, 2021
Ep 358 - Fauci Ouchie (feat. Mike Recine & Sean McCarthy)

Yuhhhh. Back in the big apple this week to discuss some very important matters. It stormed after the cast, and we saw some awesome lightning on the drive home. I'm talking huge bolts. Epic.

Known beasts Mike Recine and Sean McCarthy join the D.A.W.G.Z on this one. Check them out online. Lezgittit. Enjoy. 

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Aug 12, 2021
Ep 357 - DaBaby (feat. Lemaire Lee)

LETS GoOoOo. Lil' early. The D.A.W.G.Z. have returned to home base for a classic ep with LAMORP. Check out Lameezy, Andy, and Nate on the Panties in the Mouth Podcast. 

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Aug 04, 2021
Ep 356 - Fire Tornado (feat. Sam Tallent)

wo0o0o0o0o boy. Comedian, Author, and Elite D.A.W.G. Sam Tallent joins the cast in the big city to discuss weather phenomena, books, troops, and much more. Enjoy. Lezgettit.

Recorded at The Stand Restaurant & Comedy Club


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Jul 29, 2021
Ep 355 - What do you Mean by That? (feat. Chris O'Connor)

o0o0000ooo00o and WE BACK! Sorry about the time off. Please accept this token of gratitude. The O'Connman joins the D.A.W.G.Z. to discuss Shane's pilgrimage down Texas way - and much much more!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 22, 2021
Ep 354 - The Industry (feat. Brian Six & Ryan Shaner)

YUS. The D.A.W.G.Z. have returned to the beautiful city of Philadelphia. They're joined by Beez and Shaner, Check out The Ya Fucked It Podcast ASAP. Ep includes: Pyrotechnics, spirited debate, and memories that will last a lifetime. 


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Jun 30, 2021
Ep 353 - Nap Time

Lez go0oo00o00o. Classic EP right here. D.A.W.G.Z. only. Shane's a little tuckered out, but I'll be damned if this ain't a hot MF cast. Thanks to The Stand Restaurant and Comedy Club. 


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Jun 24, 2021
Ep 352 - What's his name? (feat. Joe Derosa)

Back by popular demand! You know him. You love him. Known foodie, Joey Roses takes a break from the sangwich biz to join the D.A.W.G.Z. for a hot cast. Wo0o0o0o0o. Enjoy. 


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Jun 16, 2021
Ep 351 - Whorphanage (feat. Mark Normand)

Lets gooooooo. Back in the New York groove. The D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by elite bro Mark Normand, Hey Hey. And a surprise guest joins at the very end ... can you guess who it is?????
(Hint : It may or may not be Ari's genitals).

Thank you to The Stand Restaurant & Comedy Club 

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Jun 10, 2021
Ep 350 - Champagne and Mushrooms (feat. Chris O'Connor)

This weekend. Was in fact. A movie. The D.A.W.G.Z. head back to the big apple to recount the events that took place. They're joined by their ol' pal Chris O'Connie at The Stand Restaurant & Comedy Club. 


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Jun 03, 2021
Ep - 349 LIVE from Magooby's (feat. Billy and Spud)

WARMODE. LIVE from the joke house. YES. 

Happy memorial day. Thank you for your service. 

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Jun 01, 2021
Ep 348- Dragula Returns

YUS. Shane's returned from his travels, and you know what that means ... Time for a good old fashioned cast. The D.A.W.G.Z. were firin' this week. Matt unlocked the secret to dancing at a wedding, and Shane went full D. J . I. Fridays. Classic ep LEZZGETTIT 


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May 20, 2021
Ep 347- Swapping Pics

You smell that? Oh SNAP, is that them MF Stoner Dadz?!? Yes it is. Shane's away road doggin' but fear not! Two very elite D.A.W.G.Z. Tim Butterly and Sidney Gantt stopped by to keep the Shaman company. You already kno a great cast was had. 

Listen to 2 Jacked Bros and Dad Meat


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May 14, 2021
Ep 346- Operation W.O.K.E.

WoOoOo. Hot damn!!!! Not sure if you're ready for this one ... The D.A.W.G.Z. ran wild in the concrete jungle? Confirmed. Francis Ellis, Ari Shaffir, and Joe Derosa joined the D.A.W.G.Z.? Confirmed. The cast was 2 lit? You bet it was. 

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May 06, 2021
Ep 345- We was Spermz

Think fast! Sneakin' up on you a little early this week. Matt returns from his quest with a wealth of knowledge, thankfully he's kind enough to share some of it with the D.A.W.G.Z. Also Shane just couldn't catch a break this weekend. 


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Apr 27, 2021
Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle

LAMORP joins the D.A.W.G.Z. to talk about his love life. What a glorious cast.

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Apr 22, 2021
Ep 343- The Death of Shane Gillis

Just a pure/ classic ep. The D.A.W.G.Z. gathered to discuss various topix including weekend rumpus time and the death of Shane Gillis. Thankfully ... he rose again. 

Apr 15, 2021
Ep 342- The King Returns

We are pleased to announce ... THE KING HATH RETURNED. Steve Gerben joins the cast after some time in solitude for a good old time with the D.A.W.G.Z. What a glorious return indeed.

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Apr 09, 2021
Ep 341- Juice WRLD

Family Ep. Billy joins the cast for some April Foolishness. LEZ GETTIT

Apr 02, 2021
Ep 340- Endangered Broski's

Hawt ass four man cum slam right chea. Got O'Connor and the Beezman on this track. LEZ GOOOOOO!!!

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Mar 24, 2021
Ep 339- The Pennsylvania Nutcracker

Classic ep. Two Broski's going hard in the paint. Topix covered include Shane winning Bingo, Rimz, and local PA folklore. We also talk about eating women. 

Mar 17, 2021
Ep 338-George Washington's House

Shane was up in George Washington's on a day time tour, where he confronted our country's ugly legacy. Matt was studying panpsychism and also how different ends of the same wave-form exist in different parts of time. Also, we had Colum Tyrell on the cast which was sick. 

Topix include, George Washington's house, The sun (possibly/probably) being conscious, Cool tattoos, roman soldiers and a bunch more sheeeet. 

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Mar 10, 2021
Ep 337-The Invisible Man

Lemorp ponies up to the big kidz table and has a good old time with the D.A.W.G.Z.

Topix include Power Rangers, Cuomo's old face grabbin' ass, Killing animals as a kid and MORREEE!

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Mar 03, 2021
Ep 336- The Renegade Outsider Born in The USA podcast

Two renegade outsiders who were born in the USA talk about the important issues we are facing as a country which is really just a small town if you think about it. We, by the way, love small towns. Love them. The smaller the better. I actually wouldn't mind an I am Legend set up (minus the zombies) since that would be such a small town. 

Topix include: A tough executive decision, the shows in DC, TI's alleged sex ring, getting naked in locker rooms and just some of your basic small town talk. 

Feb 24, 2021
Ep 335- Strip Club DJ

Josh Adam Meyers joins the cast and takes the D.A.W.G.Z on an absolute adventure. 

Feb 18, 2021
Ep 334- The Myth of Women Sleeping

We back!! New intro. New release day (wed instead of tues) that way I can actually sit down and enjoy my dinner rather than fighting w my bae as I rush to upload everything. 2021 is all about taking our time and avoiding negative attractor fields that we often mistake for our own thoughts!!!

Topix include: The FACT that women do not sleep and def don't dream, Astronauts, Alexander the Gaped, and SO MUCH MOREEE

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Feb 10, 2021
Ep 333- The Book of Matt

Woo boy. Pretty hot ep. Topix include dudes who stay on guard, comedy butt, Shane partying down, spazzing at the Alamo, and Matt's weird ass, shady ass personal history

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Feb 04, 2021
Ep 332- Diamond Heist

Hoo Boy. Another week. Another two hours of BUHLSHEET. Anyway, topix include: Matt puking his birthday dinner, Shane cycling in his undies, virtual bird rankings, Bouncers, Lemaires bizzare sexual experience at the movies, and more stuff!!!



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Jan 27, 2021
Night Stalker

Shane has made a serious choice in terms of how he expresses himself in fashion. Matt took the wrong tincture thinking it was CBD and got stung toward the end of the ep when he tried to explain his 2021 goals. 

Either way, we push on into this strange and disconnected reality we now inhabit...forever in darkness. 

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Jan 20, 2021
Ep 331- Stolen Valor

Shane caught the bug and the vitamin D blasted it right out of him. We zoom out of respect for the fallen capitol, pausing our in-person enterprise to remember those of our brave senators and other adult class presidents who became unnerved as the uncles stormed their CSPANN building.

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Jan 14, 2021
Ep 330- The Wedge

The D.A.W.G.Z. are in full effect with O'Conny in the house. Get ready for a good hour and a half of battle bots talk. 

Other Topix include: Getting a gun, sunning the b-hole, Shane vs Chris, and Matt's dream about Zuckerberg

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Dec 30, 2020
Ep 329- God Rules

Nik Oldershaw from the Coward Hour joins the cast and talks about getting paid for medical studies, being homeless, and a bunch of other stuff. Fukkin ruled

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Dec 23, 2020
Ep 328- Undercover Homeless

Dude, sh*t yeah man. We just sat down and freaking did this one, riding off this crazy chill vibe that eventually led to us discussing THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF OUR HOMELESS IN THE NAME OF PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE (AKA SCIENCE!!!) 

Topix include: Minks crushing rats, winders vs piles, fiber gummies, gay pleasures, Iranian Doctors and so much more of these topics

Dec 15, 2020
Ep 327-Hetero Male Adoption

Shane Lesner out here going winning the Gold Medal with a broken neck aka migraine. That's heart. That's dedication. That's playing for keeps. 


You guys just don't get it, do you?

Topix include: Shane's graine, Shane thinking he has covid, but is really just hungover, McCusker=autism, free peasantries, coins and war, greek rites of initiation, Gettysburg voice, and so much more

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Dec 09, 2020
Ep 326-Before and After

Big Billy joins the squad and the whole damn thing devolves into a big game of gotcha. Just three bros having a goof on each other. We basically just get each other's goats for an hour. 

Dec 02, 2020
Ep 325- Defending our Democracy

Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless. 

Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more.

Nov 25, 2020
Ep 324- Drenched

Lock down...engage. 

The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.

Nov 19, 2020
Ep 323- 40 More Days

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right? 

Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security. 

Nov 10, 2020
Ep 321- Shrek 1

The weekend in Texas gets recapped, then we talk about an election night live show. We then talk about Mayweather sparring his gf, Chelsea Handler trying to wrangle 50 cent, Trad Cath, getting caught jerkin by ur parents, and a bunch more!!!

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Oct 28, 2020
Ep 320- Horse Tail

Fresh off a long weekend of stand up and a live cast, the D.A.W.G.Z. rip a freebie for the masses. Topix include: The live cast, Getting your Horsetail petted, Hunter Biden, Trump on Stern, and the Phallic mother. 

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Oct 20, 2020
Ep 319-CBDhab

The D.A.W.G.Z. convene on a mild-weathered Tuesday and shoot the breeze. We talkin bout all kinds of fun stuff. Also the Woodman shows up as well.

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Oct 14, 2020
Ep 318- Nate is Paranoid

Comedian Nate Marshall joins the d.a.w.g.z. for a bit of a sit down. Tales of the Harrisburg/Lancaster comedy scene are told where Nate gets into a questionable fight. Other topix include: Covid, grounding, and general sword talk. LeZ Go!!

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Oct 07, 2020
Ep 317- Barndog

Brendan Krick joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for a rather lengthy chat. We did this via zoom due to Matt coming into contact with a person who is Covid+ (got tested doesn't have it) and so we brought in the Coward Hour's own, Brendan Krick. Topics include: Black Israelites, Shane and Brendan's early party days, The Midway Airport Battle of WW2, and much much more.   

Sep 30, 2020
Ep 316- Johnny Hollywood

California dreamin' turns to Pennsylvania livin'. Join us as we celebrate the return of our pal Lou Mizz.

Sep 23, 2020
Ep 115- Hype Beasts

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more. 

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Sep 16, 2020
Ep 314- Sam and Shane's Secret Doug-cast

Our protagonist has found himself in a wretched desert. Snakes, scorpions and carnies abound. Can Shane, a man who's typically about a booming cosmopolis, wrangle those who dwell where there is nothing? 

Find out.  

Also, cop Sam's book "Running the Light" 

And cop Doug's book, "No Encore For the Donkey"

Also stay tuned to the first ep of this saga on "The Doug Stanhope Podcast" It'll be out this week.

Sep 11, 2020
Ep 313a Return of the Stoner Dads

The D.A.W.G.Z. are separated by a few thousand miles and yet their spirits soar through the airwaves, taking on the form of two different podcasts for the week...actually four if you count the patreon eps. But the unity is still there. It simply cannot be destroyed.

Anyway, please enjoy the eastern contribution to this week's episodes. Fired up some Stoner Dads for your listening enjoyment. We talked about girls getting air on ur bird and then about sucking birds for the rest. 

Sep 09, 2020
Ep 312-Fat Attack

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on.

Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action.

Don't buy the hype.

In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hippies, rest stop showers, the news, and fat attacks. 


God Bless 

Sep 02, 2020
Ep 311- U.S.A. 2.0

Matt's in something of a patriotic rapture after watching both the D and R NC's. Shane is a man on the move with many places to be. Point being, the D.A.W.G.Z. are busy beavers and yet still find that time to rip some fresh naughty pods for the world. Topix include: NHL refs Mic'd up, The award-winning documentary Plandemic, Cuties and a bunch of more stuff that's awesome!!

Aug 25, 2020
Ep 310- RIP Cleveland

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie.  

Aug 18, 2020
Ep 309- Homosapiens

We told ourselves we were going to record our best episode ever and then we did just that. We're talking Lena Dunkem, Nose breathing, Bullying, Delighting in the teacher saying naughty words...enough talk, let's go!!!!

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Aug 12, 2020
Ep-308 Love in Australia

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. 

Aug 05, 2020
Ep 307- Shatgazi

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm.

Jul 29, 2020
Ep 306-Spuddoula

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other. 

God bless. 

Jul 22, 2020
MSSP Exclusive: Puppy Girl Jenna

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview

Jul 16, 2020
Ep 305- Teenis Envy

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should. 

Hail Cannon! 

Jul 15, 2020
Ep 304- Green Skins and Vampires

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost. 

Jul 08, 2020
Ep 303- Stuck at the track

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho. 

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Jul 01, 2020
Ep 302- Dog Girl

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg. 

Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!!

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Jun 24, 2020
Ep 302- Dog Girl

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg. 

Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more

Jun 24, 2020
Ep 301- Fat Sparta

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move. 

Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither. 

Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff. 

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Jun 18, 2020
Ep 300-Emergency Teenis

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff. 

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Jun 10, 2020
The Shat Prophecies

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal 

Jun 01, 2020
Dad Dwyer

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs.

Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!!

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May 27, 2020
Tybalt's Hole

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts.

Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing.

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May 20, 2020
Fueled By Hate

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!!

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May 12, 2020
O'Connor's new leaf

O'Connor comes out of a long seclusion with a semi-hopeful message.

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Apr 30, 2020
Standing on The Gravitron

A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation.   

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Apr 21, 2020
The McCusker Family Curse

Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order

Apr 12, 2020
Next Level

The walls of the #LakeLife house are thin and chatter is everywhere. Shane grabs some Landsharks and hits the couch for a rather fiery cast. Cusk has been programming hard, but feels off. He misses Shane and Shane misses him. Can they make it through this trying times? There love is strong, but can it withstand this scourge that definitely is NOT a bio weapon sent to destroy us?

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Apr 05, 2020
John McAfee Please Don't Kill Us

The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business. 

Mar 31, 2020
Secure the Bug Out Bag w/ Tom Green

International M.E.G.A. G.O.D. Tom Green blesses the cast with plethora of pacifist survival tips. If you need more T Green check out his cast @ Also, support the paytch:


Mar 28, 2020

The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy. Stay strong!


Mar 23, 2020
Geezer Face

The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ...

Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would.

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The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ

Mar 16, 2020
Bull's Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition

Shane is mulling over the social opportunity of a life time. Will he be crowned with a visor and become life of the party? Or will he be stripped naked and humiliated in front of his potential pals?

Topics include: New World Order, Quigley, Baby duties, and a bunch more stuff

Mar 10, 2020
Incredible Acts Of Bravery

One new daddy and a powerful uncle sit and break bread after a miraculous birth.  

Topix include: The life and death world of baes, Sudan, boner pills, comedy journalism, and very very much more. 

Mar 03, 2020

O'Connor joins the cast, thinking he knows about space and shit and turns out he knows a little, but not as much as Sagan, Degrasse (not guilty), and McCusker.

Topix include: Shane getting subliminally bullied by big Phil, O'Connor loving war, and a buncha other stuff.

Feb 25, 2020
Inner Core

Daddy-Shane has finally come home to learn his nasty little son was smoking pot and carrying on with his buddies while he was away. Discipline is in order. 

Feb 23, 2020
The Church of Sacred Dawgology

The word has been made flesh. Please listen and enjoy. 

Feb 14, 2020
The Scotty Defense

The D.A.W.G.Z. celebrate a big victory at Top Golf and then get right down to biz. We talk about getting scurred after watching The Outsider, Moose's munching Pumpkins, Maritime Law, and of course...The Scotty Defense

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Feb 04, 2020
The ALL NEW Chevy Ted Cruze

Sup DAWGZ. We talked some mothercuffin shop on this one.  Basically took stock of our podcast umbrella, investigated links between bat munchin and that new scary disease, talked about ego ascension, Shane's sick night, and MOREEEEEEEEE


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Jan 29, 2020
Santa Maria

Adonai Blesses the DAWGZ with his humble teacher goddess, Santa Maria. Hear her teachings!

Jan 20, 2020