Listen to a podcast, please open Podcast Republic app. Available on Google Play Store and Apple App Store.
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
|
Going for Gold(stein)
|
Sep 18, 2026 |
|
Dolly Would
|
Aug 28, 2026 |
|
Cheese Boy
|
Aug 21, 2026 |
|
Wisdom
|
Aug 07, 2026 |
|
Murder Kroger
|
Jul 24, 2026 |
|
Charlie Rosenberg
|
Jul 17, 2026 |
|
Duh Hay
|
Jul 09, 2026 |
|
Sucking Tea Bags
|
Jun 19, 2026 |
|
Manspreading
|
Jun 05, 2026 |
|
The Wave
|
May 15, 2026 |
|
Dead Ringer
|
May 08, 2026 |
|
Rent a Sister
|
May 01, 2026 |
|
Gaming the Show
|
Apr 17, 2026 |
|
What's the Promblem?
|
Apr 03, 2026 |
|
Survey Says... Anxiety
|
Mar 27, 2026 |
|
Mallo Famanda
|
Mar 20, 2026 |
|
Chia Pet Peeves
|
Feb 27, 2026 |
|
Going for Gold
|
Feb 20, 2026 |
|
The Gay Card
|
Feb 12, 2026 |
|
Reply All
|
Feb 06, 2026 |
|
An 80s Love Letter
|
Jan 30, 2026 |
|
She's a Witch
|
Jan 23, 2026 |
|
We Fix It
|
Jan 16, 2026 |
|
The Way Way Back
|
Jan 09, 2026 |
|
A Nod to the Nog
|
Dec 12, 2025 |
|
Handbone Handbone
|
Dec 05, 2025 |
|
Courtesy Flush
|
Nov 21, 2025 |
|
Being Buffy
|
Nov 06, 2025 |
|
Reefer Madness
|
Nov 02, 2025 |
|
Law and Disorder
|
Oct 24, 2025 |
|
The Hillbilly SNL
|
Oct 10, 2025 |
|
Uber Annoying
|
Sep 19, 2025 |
|
What the Fork?
|
Sep 12, 2025 |
|
Discow
|
Sep 05, 2025 |
|
Eat More Cornflakes
|
Aug 29, 2025 |
|
Is Abe Vigoda Dead?
|
Aug 22, 2025 |
|
The Reverse Butterfly
|
Aug 15, 2025 |
|
A Hatchet Job
|
Aug 01, 2025 |
|
I Got a Text!
|
Jul 25, 2025 |
|
Almost Famous
|
Jul 18, 2025 |
|
Five Years Ago
|
Jul 04, 2025 |
|
Longevity
|
Jun 27, 2025 |
|
Gator Hunting
|
Jun 13, 2025 |
|
Generation H20
|
Jun 06, 2025 |
|
Cancel Culture
|
May 30, 2025 |
|
Guinea Pig Poppers
|
May 23, 2025 |
|
Ghost of Menopause Future
|
May 16, 2025 |
|
Lemur on the Loose
|
May 09, 2025 |
|
Springing Back
|
May 02, 2025 |
|
Not a Boy Band
|
Apr 18, 2025 |
|
Shrink It and Pink It
|
Apr 11, 2025 |
|
The BEST Western
|
Apr 04, 2025 |
|
Not Marky Mark
|
Mar 28, 2025 |
|
Conversations in My Head
|
Mar 21, 2025 |
|
Who Wears The Pants?
|
Mar 14, 2025 |
|
The Great Kaiser
|
Mar 06, 2025 |
|
Rinse and Repeat
|
Feb 28, 2025 |
|
What's Up With Boobs?
|
Feb 21, 2025 |
|
Forever Jung
|
Feb 14, 2025 |
|
Ask Arlene
|
Feb 07, 2025 |
|
Getting Paid in Panties
|
Jan 30, 2025 |
|
Allen Wenches
|
Jan 24, 2025 |
|
All Holes Matter
|
Jan 09, 2025 |
|
From the YMCA to the JCC
|
Dec 20, 2024 |
|
What the Duck
|
Nov 22, 2024 |
|
Blame COVID
|
Nov 15, 2024 |
|
The Naked Truth
|
Nov 08, 2024 |
|
Plug Pulling Personality
|
Oct 31, 2024 |
|
'Til Death Do Us Part
|
Oct 11, 2024 |
|
WAGHUR
|
Sep 26, 2024 |
|
He's So Sigma
|
Sep 20, 2024 |
|
Pressure is a Privilege
|
Sep 06, 2024 |
|
Bubba is Back
|
Aug 30, 2024 |
|
Bacon it Forward
|
Aug 15, 2024 |
|
Spreading The Love
|
Aug 08, 2024 |
|
The Original Ray's
|
Jul 26, 2024 |
|
Bring Back Buck Buck
|
Jul 19, 2024 |
|
Cocky Bob
|
Jul 12, 2024 |
|
AI is my Summer Bartender
|
May 31, 2024 |
|
My Pleasure
|
May 24, 2024 |
|
Letterman Missed Out
|
May 17, 2024 |
|
World's Smallest Trapper Keeper
|
May 03, 2024 |
|
Uh Oh
|
Apr 26, 2024 |
|
The Refreezerator
|
Apr 12, 2024 |
|
Joe Schmo
|
Mar 29, 2024 |
|
Free the Nipple
|
Mar 21, 2024 |
|
Plot Twist
|
Mar 15, 2024 |
|
Set It and Forget It
|
Mar 08, 2024 |
|
The Sanka Shake
|
Mar 01, 2024 |
|
Highlight of the Week
|
Feb 23, 2024 |
|
I said, "Roll Tide"
|
Feb 16, 2024 |
|
I'm Definitely Judging
|
Feb 09, 2024 |
|
Jimmy Buffet is My Deal Breaker
|
Feb 02, 2024 |
|
I'm not Vain, Just Curious
|
Jan 26, 2024 |
|
Makin' Whoopee
|
Jan 19, 2024 |
|
OK is not Okay
|
Jan 12, 2024 |
|
I Love Free Stuff
|
Dec 15, 2023 |
|
Where Strippers Go to Retire
|
Dec 08, 2023 |
|
It's a Banorah!
|
Nov 30, 2023 |
|
Old Jewish man or Oscar?
|
Nov 17, 2023 |
|
A Beauty Pageant for Muscles
|
Nov 10, 2023 |
|
The Oys and Joys
|
Nov 03, 2023 |
|
Assassination Game
|
Sep 15, 2023 |
|
Clown Fear is Real
|
Sep 08, 2023 |
|
The Marriage Pact
|
Sep 01, 2023 |
|
Pantyhose and Bros
|
Aug 25, 2023 |
|
Schmigadon't
|
Aug 18, 2023 |
|
Granny Za's
|
Aug 11, 2023 |
|
Reverse Puberty
|
Aug 04, 2023 |
|
Don't Egg Me On
|
Jul 14, 2023 |
|
"Not All Chops are Created Equal"
|
Jul 07, 2023 |
|
"How old is Kurt Loder?"
|
Jun 29, 2023 |
|
"Not my Circus, Not my Monkeys"
|
Jun 23, 2023 |
|
"Listen Up Boomers!"
|
Jun 16, 2023 |
|
"Bringing Back Bacos"
|
Jun 08, 2023 |
|
"100 Days of Chick-fil-A"
|
Jun 01, 2023 |
|
"Come Get Your Emus"
|
May 26, 2023 |
|
"Certified Kosher"
|
May 18, 2023 |
|
"Garanimals for Grown Men"
|
May 12, 2023 |
|
"Hey Jerry!"
|
May 05, 2023 |
|
"The 30 Year Grudge"
|
Apr 07, 2023 |
|
"Bag of Cats"
|
Mar 31, 2023 |
|
"Gas Station Safari"
|
Mar 17, 2023 |
|
"Facebook Killed the Reunion"
|
Mar 10, 2023 |
|
"The Road Test"
|
Mar 03, 2023 |
|
"No Good Deed"
|
Feb 24, 2023 |
|
"The Terminator Predicted This"
|
Feb 10, 2023 |
|
"Jumping the Shark"
|
Feb 03, 2023 |
|
"Not Yet"
|
Jan 27, 2023 |
|
"The Village Water Cooler"
|
Jan 20, 2023 |
|
The Shacket™
|
Jan 13, 2023 |
|
"Six Degrees of Cindy Crawford"
|
Dec 16, 2022 |
|
"Mommygate"
|
Dec 08, 2022 |
|
"National Lampoon's: Family Reunion"
|
Dec 02, 2022 |
|
"The Other Thanksgiving Turkey"
|
Nov 17, 2022 |
|
"The Mediocre Race"
|
Nov 11, 2022 |
|
"Bless Your Heart"
|
Nov 04, 2022 |
|
"Making Minions Sexy"
|
Oct 28, 2022 |
|
"Kidnapped by a Disney Star"
|
Oct 20, 2022 |
|
"Dance Motivator in Training"
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
|
"We lied to Nana"
|
Oct 07, 2022 |
|
"The Worst Ever"
|
Sep 23, 2022 |
|
"Pookums and Bulldog"
|
Sep 16, 2022 |
|
"I want my MTV"
|
Sep 08, 2022 |
|
The Ted Bundy of Dogs
|
Sep 02, 2022 |
|
"The Chunky Setting"
|
Aug 19, 2022 |
|
"Now I'm the Jerk"
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
|
"Running with the Cows"
|
Aug 05, 2022 |
|
"Ratatouille"
|
Jul 08, 2022 |
|
"Wet Bathing Suit Anxiety"
|
Jul 01, 2022 |
|
"White Water for Roaches"
|
Jun 17, 2022 |
|
"Stop Saying Sorry"
|
Jun 10, 2022 |
|
"Corn Nuts for Everyone"
|
Jun 03, 2022 |
|
"Bear Jerky"
|
May 27, 2022 |
|
"Because I Said So"
|
May 20, 2022 |
|
"The Scorpion Attack"
|
May 13, 2022 |
|
"My Big Fat Greek Audition"
|
May 06, 2022 |
|
"Dance Monkey"
|
Apr 22, 2022 |
|
"Handy Mandy Strikes Again"
|
Apr 15, 2022 |
|
"Almost Naked"
|
Apr 07, 2022 |
|
"Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done"
|
Mar 25, 2022 |
|
"Where Mayberry Meets Berkeley"
|
Mar 18, 2022 |
|
"Eat Mor Chikin"
|
Mar 11, 2022 |
|
"The Sex Shanty"
|
Feb 24, 2022 |
|
"The Road Rage Review"
|
Feb 11, 2022 |
|
"The Michael Jordan of Comedy"
|
Feb 04, 2022 |
|
"Don't Scam a Gramma"
|
Jan 28, 2022 |
|
"The Garbage Bag Theory"
|
Jan 20, 2022 |
|
"The Schmear Campaign"
|
Dec 17, 2021 |
|
"The Real Facts of Life"
|
Dec 10, 2021 |
|
"The Root of Evil"
|
Dec 03, 2021 |
|
"Upside-down Pineapple Theories"
|
Nov 19, 2021 |
|
"Cue the Applause"
|
Nov 11, 2021 |
|
"The Devil's Holiday"
|
Nov 05, 2021 |
|
"Red Rover. Red Rover."
|
Oct 29, 2021 |
|
"Johnny Rideouts Funeral Home"
|
Oct 22, 2021 |
|
"Holy Shidduch"
|
Oct 15, 2021 |
|
"The Scary Doll Room"
|
Oct 08, 2021 |
|
"The P Word"
|
Oct 01, 2021 |
|
"Disservice Dogs"
|
Sep 24, 2021 |
|
"What if"
|
Sep 17, 2021 |
|
"Artisanal Corn Nuts"
|
Sep 02, 2021 |
|
"The Trader Joe's Takeover"
|
Aug 27, 2021 |
|
"The Beauty Parlor"
|
Aug 20, 2021 |
|
"Give 'em the Pickle"
|
Aug 12, 2021 |
|
"The Avo-condom"
|
Aug 05, 2021 |
|
"Girl, Talk!"
|
Jul 30, 2021 |
|
"Afraid of Balls"
|
Jul 23, 2021 |
|
"The Orange Theory Disruptor"
|
Jul 15, 2021 |
|
"The Back Tattoo"
|
Jun 25, 2021 |
|
"Papa's Naked Lady Chain"
|
Jun 18, 2021 |
|
"Forgetting Cher"
|
Jun 10, 2021 |
|
"Eating Worms"
|
Jun 04, 2021 |
|
"The Ant Serial Killer"
|
May 28, 2021 |
|
"The Jewish Shirley Temple"
|
May 21, 2021 |
|
"Who is Sally Shwarmy?"
|
May 14, 2021 |
|
"Hangry Hangry Hippo"
|
May 07, 2021 |
|
"Shame on Shooky"
|
Apr 30, 2021 |
|
"Chicken and Biscuits"
|
Apr 23, 2021 |
|
"The Dark Web"
|
Apr 16, 2021 |
|
"Please Like Me"
|
Apr 08, 2021 |
|
"How to Get Free Donuts"
|
Mar 26, 2021 |
|
"Do You Like Pina Coladas?"
|
Mar 19, 2021 |
|
"The Fake Celebrity Stalker"
|
Mar 12, 2021 |
|
"The Game Show"
|
Mar 05, 2021 |
|
"A Colonoscopy for Your House"
|
Feb 26, 2021 |
|
"The Alabama Goldsteins"
|
Feb 19, 2021 |
|
"Curls Gone Wild"
|
Feb 12, 2021 |
|
"Beer Nuts Are Vegan"
|
Feb 05, 2021 |
|
"People Get Stuck in Chimneys"
|
Jan 29, 2021 |
|
"Sweet Georgia Brown"
|
Jan 22, 2021 |
|
"The Pizza Rat Lifestyle"
|
Jan 15, 2021 |
|
"The New Richard Simmons"
|
Jan 08, 2021 |
|
"The Bouncy House for Rats"
|
Dec 18, 2020 |
|
"Bubbe the Elf"
|
Dec 10, 2020 |
|
"From Registered Nurse to Convicted Felon"
|
Dec 04, 2020 |
|
"Infiltrating the Goldstein Family"
|
Nov 20, 2020 |
|
"The Secret Menu"
|
Nov 13, 2020 |
|
"Bamanda 2020"
|
Nov 06, 2020 |
|
"The Russian Bikini Waxer"
|
Oct 30, 2020 |
|
"The Craigslist Puppy Scam"
|
Oct 23, 2020 |
|
"A Porsche or a Pulpit"
|
Oct 16, 2020 |
|
"Pandemic Pole Dancing"
|
Oct 09, 2020 |
|
"We All Need A Gap Year"
|
Sep 25, 2020 |
|
"Solid Goldstein"
|
Sep 18, 2020 |
|
"Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year"
|
Sep 11, 2020 |
|
"Kevin the Psychic Cockatiel"
|
Sep 04, 2020 |
|
"Dressed like a Blockbuster Employee"
|
Aug 28, 2020 |
|
"It's a Chagel!"
|
Aug 21, 2020 |
|
"Slut Puppy"
|
Aug 14, 2020 |
|
"Who invented the Bully Stick?"
|
Aug 07, 2020 |
|
"Toga Party"
|
Jul 31, 2020 |
|
"I Look Like Jay Leno"
|
Jul 24, 2020 |
|
"Gremlins Ruined My Life"
|
Jul 17, 2020 |
|
"Shaq-A-Roni"
|
Jul 09, 2020 |
|
"Ghosting Our Husbands"
|
Jun 26, 2020 |
|
"Jurassic Dollywood"
|
Jun 12, 2020 |
|
"This would be a Seinfeld Episode"
|
Jun 05, 2020 |
|
"Slutty Cookies"
|
May 29, 2020 |
|
"The Real Housewives of the Pandemic Panhandle"
|
May 22, 2020 |
|
"Putt Putt for the Fun of It!"
|
May 15, 2020 |
|
"NASCAR, Tetris and Goat Yoga"
|
May 07, 2020 |
|
"The Urban JCC for Chickens"
|
May 01, 2020 |
|
"COVID's Got Talent"
|
Apr 24, 2020 |
|
"Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader"
|
Apr 17, 2020 |
|
"A Pandemic Passover"
|
Apr 10, 2020 |
|
"Corona Kosher"
|
Apr 03, 2020 |
|
"Alexa is my teaching assistant"
|
Mar 26, 2020 |
|
"Stay the F Home"
|
Mar 19, 2020 |
|
"Worst Person Ever"
|
Mar 13, 2020 |
|
"Mommy is basically Diana Ross"
|
Mar 06, 2020 |
|
"I'm too good for The Beatles"
|
Feb 28, 2020 |
|
"Where Kermit Grew Up"
|
Feb 21, 2020 |
|
"Bad Bubba Stories"
|
Feb 14, 2020 |
|
"I'm Shakira and You're J. Lo"
|
Feb 07, 2020 |
|
"Tiny Hot Dog Theory"
|
Jan 31, 2020 |
|
"The Facebook Mafia"
|
Jan 24, 2020 |
|
"Milton and Jose win the lottery"
|
Jan 17, 2020 |
|
"The OG of Reality TV"
|
Jan 10, 2020 |
|
"The Berenstein vs Berenstain Conspiracy"
|
Dec 20, 2019 |
|
"Hey Steve"
|
Dec 13, 2019 |
|
"The Piggly Wiggly"
|
Dec 06, 2019 |
|
"Gorgeous Moms of Wrestling"
|
Nov 22, 2019 |
|
"The Ellen DeGeneres of Dogs"
|
Nov 15, 2019 |
|
"The Naughty Cat is not a strip club"
|
Nov 08, 2019 |
|
"You're a Jewish Redneck"
|
Nov 01, 2019 |
|
"Hell Week at Orange Theory"
|
Oct 25, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: The Pilot Episode
|
Oct 18, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "I love you FOREVER"
|
Oct 11, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "Cheetle Doesn't Come Out of Silk"
|
Oct 04, 2019 |
|
"Pork Chops and Applesauce"
|
Sep 27, 2019 |
|
"Calm, Cool and Collected with Steve Carell"
|
Sep 20, 2019 |
|
"Found my soul on eBay"
|
Sep 13, 2019 |
|
"Gene Shalit has resting happy face"
|
Sep 06, 2019 |
|
"The nicest restaurant in Alabama was the Olive Garden"
|
Aug 30, 2019 |
|
"John Stamos kissed me"
|
Aug 23, 2019 |
|
"I have ruined childhood."
|
Aug 16, 2019 |
|
"Dumb Things Amanda Did"
|
Aug 09, 2019 |
|
"The Mimi Talk"
|
Aug 02, 2019 |
|
"Gusset sounds dirty"
|
Jul 26, 2019 |
|
"Babysitter turned sex store manager"
|
Jul 21, 2019 |
|
"The Mullet of Dresses"
|
Jul 12, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "The Bar Mitzvah Dress of Death"
|
Jul 05, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "Hey Dead People, talk to me."
|
Jun 28, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "Blacklisted from Viacom"
|
Jun 21, 2019 |
|
"Thank you for my slutty bathing suit."
|
Jun 14, 2019 |
|
"The Walking Dead tired"
|
Jun 07, 2019 |
|
"The Scariest Episode Ever"
|
May 31, 2019 |
|
"Stuck in the Chicken Coop"
|
May 24, 2019 |
|
Shout out from Terry Fator of America's Got Talent
|
May 23, 2019 |
|
Shout out from Perez Hilton
|
May 20, 2019 |
|
Shout out from Facts of Life star Mindy Cohn
|
May 18, 2019 |
|
"The Annoy-a-tron 2000"
|
May 17, 2019 |
|
"Hey everyone, it's Judy Gold!"
|
May 16, 2019 |
|
Shout out from Andy Dick
|
May 16, 2019 |
|
Shout Out from Billy Baldwin
|
May 15, 2019 |
|
"The Bar Mitzvah Dress of Death"
|
May 10, 2019 |
|
"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!"
|
May 03, 2019 |
|
"My roommate was actually Elon Musk."
|
Apr 26, 2019 |
|
"Never Been Catfished"
|
Apr 19, 2019 |
|
"Gefilte fish is the 11th Plague."
|
Apr 12, 2019 |
|
"Indecent proposals"
|
Apr 05, 2019 |
|
"Hey Dead People, talk to me!"
|
Mar 29, 2019 |
|
"Nip this in the butt"
|
Mar 22, 2019 |
|
"We'd Be Swimming with the Fishes"
|
Mar 15, 2019 |
|
"Sparking Oy"
|
Mar 08, 2019 |
|
"I saved a man's life."
|
Mar 01, 2019 |
|
"Dr. Laura is my 700 Club"
|
Feb 22, 2019 |
|
"Shout out to the NSA"
|
Feb 15, 2019 |
|
"Throwing shade at Matt Lauer."
|
Feb 08, 2019 |
|
"I'm stealing people's mail."
|
Feb 01, 2019 |
|
"Why does Gary Vee curse so much?"
|
Jan 25, 2019 |
|
"Blacklisted from Viacom"
|
Jan 18, 2019 |
|
"If Clark Grizwald was Jewish"
|
Jan 11, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "The private stock of Milton Goldstein"
|
Jan 04, 2019 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "We have been looking for Courteney Cox for 12 months."
|
Dec 28, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "Did you know Bill Murray has a 1-800 number?"
|
Dec 21, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "I'm like the Jane Goodall of cows."
|
Dec 14, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "It's like Jerry Seinfeld's pantry."
|
Dec 07, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "I told David Arquette about your podcast."
|
Nov 30, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "This is going from a very innocuous matchmaking party to Eyes Wide Shut."
|
Nov 23, 2018 |
|
"Chanukah Gelt-Trip"
|
Nov 16, 2018 |
|
"Death by Shark"
|
Nov 09, 2018 |
|
"Vote, baby, Vote!"
|
Nov 02, 2018 |
|
"I snuck my camera into SNL."
|
Oct 26, 2018 |
|
"Our Look-Alikes Could Be Sisters"
|
Oct 19, 2018 |
|
"I Love you FOREVER!"
|
Oct 12, 2018 |
|
"Cheetle doesn't come out of silk."
|
Oct 05, 2018 |
|
"A Podcast, Etc".
|
Sep 28, 2018 |
|
"What is your wrestling character?"
|
Sep 14, 2018 |
|
"Facebook Birthday Etiquette"
|
Sep 07, 2018 |
|
"Watching American Pie with our parents and grandmother"
|
Aug 31, 2018 |
|
"If Andy Cohen is listening..."
|
Aug 24, 2018 |
|
"It's like a scene from Sixteen Candles."
|
Aug 17, 2018 |
|
"Welcome to Purge-atory"
|
Aug 10, 2018 |
|
"Your Ego is Not Your Amigo"
|
Aug 03, 2018 |
|
"The private stock of Milton Goldstein"
|
Jul 20, 2018 |
|
"She'd obviously been schtupping the mechanic."
|
Jul 13, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "Franks and Hot Potato Salad"
|
Jul 06, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "All the sudden shots break out and we hit the floor."
|
Jul 05, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "He and Sting were riding around in your car all over LA."
|
Jul 04, 2018 |
|
Sis & ReTell: "The Ball is in Courteney's Court"
|
Jul 03, 2018 |
|
Sis & Retell: The Lip Kisser
|
Jul 02, 2018 |
|
"Jewish is more than a bagel."
|
Jun 29, 2018 |
|
"This product is going to be recalled."
|
Jun 25, 2018 |
|
"I'm about to cheat."
|
Jun 22, 2018 |
|
"Preparation H is on the rise in the Jewish community."
|
Jun 15, 2018 |
|
"A guidebook for how to protect my children from wild animals."
|
Jun 08, 2018 |
|
"City Slickers"
|
Jun 01, 2018 |
|
"Binder of Death"
|
May 25, 2018 |
|
"We have been looking for Courteney Cox for 12 months."
|
May 18, 2018 |
|
"You want to look more like Brooke Shields than Groucho Marx."
|
May 14, 2018 |
|
"What am I arrested for?"
|
May 11, 2018 |
|
"Franks and Hot Potato Salad"
|
May 04, 2018 |
|
"Did you know Bill Murray has a 1-800 number?"
|
Apr 27, 2018 |
|
"Not available is code for he's been arrested and put in jail."
|
Apr 20, 2018 |
|
"I'm like the Jane Goodall of cows."
|
Apr 13, 2018 |
|
"It's like Jerry Seinfeld's pantry."
|
Apr 06, 2018 |
|
"The Ball is in Courteney Cox's Court Now."
|
Mar 30, 2018 |
|
"You're clearly not the voice of Curious George."
|
Mar 23, 2018 |
|
"She called herself a sexual astrologist."
|
Mar 16, 2018 |
|
"Mommy would hate this joke and be offended."
|
Mar 02, 2018 |
|
"I told David Arquette about your podcast."
|
Feb 23, 2018 |
|
"I see web people."
|
Feb 16, 2018 |
|
"I'm not this clever or this slutty."
|
Feb 09, 2018 |
|
"This is going from a very innocuous matchmaking party to Eyes Wide Shut."
|
Feb 03, 2018 |
|
"I want my body to look like an early 90's hip hop background dancer"
|
Jan 26, 2018 |
|
"The Alabama Jewish Lawyer" (Part 2)
|
Jan 19, 2018 |
|
"The Alabama Jewish Lawyer" (Part 1)
|
Dec 20, 2017 |
|
"All it reminded me of is Dan Akroyd in Trading Places and we just wanted to get away from SantaCon"
|
Dec 13, 2017 |
|
"You're not growing weed. It's moss!"
|
Dec 06, 2017 |
|
"I'm going to be the bearded lady in the circus sideshow act."
|
Nov 29, 2017 |
|
"After so many celebrity sightings you'd think I'd get less awkward around them. But I've only gotten worse."
|
Nov 22, 2017 |
|
"You best get down to the Piggly Wiggly before they run out of bacon."
|
Nov 15, 2017 |
|
"Why are you in my acting class without pants on?"
|
Nov 08, 2017 |
|
"First of all you're my boss. Second of all you're married with children."
|
Nov 01, 2017 |
|
"I roll down my minivan window and in my head I'm gonna yell 'Hey Donald Glover!'"
|
Oct 25, 2017 |
|
"He and Sting were riding around in your car all over LA for the weekend."
|
Oct 18, 2017 |
|
"Courteney has a way about her that makes people feel at ease."
|
Oct 11, 2017 |
|
"Mommy has turned into the Bill Murray character from Caddy Shack"
|
Oct 04, 2017 |
|
"We could have had a real hangout instead of a stalking hangout"
|
Sep 27, 2017 |
|
"Hey, we're going to launder some money!"
|
Sep 20, 2017 |
|
"Sis Degrees of Courteney Cox"
|
Sep 13, 2017 |
|
"I went as a prostitute and Mommy helped me put together the costume."
|
Aug 09, 2017 |
|
"We're actually practicing a Cirque du Soleil act and traveling around coffee shops in the Southeast."
|
Aug 02, 2017 |
|
"I'm not a doctor, but I do play one on the Internet."
|
Jul 26, 2017 |
|
"I once chased Goldie Hawn down an airport runway."
|
Jul 19, 2017 |
|
"I did suffer from a bit of road rage... Mountain road rage."
|
Jul 12, 2017 |
|
"I'm pretty sure I was Daddy's only athletic hope growing up."
|
Jul 05, 2017 |
|
"All the sudden shots break out and we hit the floor."
|
Jun 28, 2017 |
|
"The neighborhood kids called him Humper."
|
Jun 21, 2017 |
|
"The boys immediately recognized Ben from Pitch Perfect."
|
Jun 14, 2017 |
|
"He beat up the mascot and broke her."
|
Jun 07, 2017 |
|
"Andy Cohen could wear a garbage bag and look adorable."
|
May 31, 2017 |
|
"When in doubt, kiss first and ask later."
|
May 24, 2017 |
|
"We need an audience besides ourselves... and our husbands"
|
May 17, 2017 |