Marcus & Corey ON DEMAND
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Never miss a minute of the Marcus and Corey Show on Star 101.3 San Francisco, San Jose, Oakland
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
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When Are You Old?
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May 03, 2024 |
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Ever Been Kicked Out?
|
May 02, 2024 |
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The Day After Surgery
|
May 01, 2024 |
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Corey's Not a Caregiver
|
Apr 30, 2024 |
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Corey's Good Samaritan
|
Apr 29, 2024 |
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Sleep Divorce FTW?
|
Apr 26, 2024 |
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I'm Just Pretending To Be Nice
|
Apr 25, 2024 |
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You Are Your Own Driving Distraction
|
Apr 24, 2024 |
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Book a Vaca From a Vaca?
|
Apr 23, 2024 |
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Boring Convo
|
Apr 22, 2024 |
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Social Media is My Life
|
Apr 19, 2024 |
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Marcus' Ax Throwing
|
Apr 18, 2024 |
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4 Things For a Great Morning
|
Apr 17, 2024 |
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The Most Stressful Time of Day
|
Apr 16, 2024 |
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Marcus Wants a Man Cave
|
Apr 15, 2024 |
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Your Snack Personality
|
Apr 12, 2024 |
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Doggie Ruining Your Sleep
|
Apr 10, 2024 |
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Let's Hit Some Cozy Cardio
|
Apr 09, 2024 |
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Special Event Marriage Doomed
|
Apr 08, 2024 |
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Mercury Strikes Again
|
Apr 05, 2024 |
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Speech Fasting For Health
|
Apr 04, 2024 |
|
Good Advice
|
Apr 03, 2024 |
|
No Email Time
|
Apr 02, 2024 |
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Is Corey The Jerk?
|
Apr 01, 2024 |
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Chocolate Over Social Media
|
Mar 29, 2024 |
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What Two Nights Of Bad Sleep Does
|
Mar 28, 2024 |
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Well Behaved Discount
|
Mar 27, 2024 |
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The Strange Rules at Other People's Houses
|
Mar 26, 2024 |
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Failure Incoming
|
Mar 25, 2024 |
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Must Love Strange Smells
|
Mar 22, 2024 |
|
Cheating DNA
|
Mar 21, 2024 |
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Best and Worst Easter Candy
|
Mar 20, 2024 |
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Corey's Feet
|
Mar 19, 2024 |
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Corey Ignores Her Husband
|
Mar 18, 2024 |
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What's Your Love Language?
|
Mar 15, 2024 |
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Doggie Stress Relief
|
Mar 14, 2024 |
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Tricky Tipping
|
Mar 13, 2024 |
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Post Natal Getaway
|
Mar 12, 2024 |
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Life of the Party
|
Mar 11, 2024 |
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Honor The Women
|
Mar 08, 2024 |
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Get Me Outta This Thing
|
Mar 07, 2024 |
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Nostalgic for Snacks
|
Mar 06, 2024 |
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Don't Drink!
|
Mar 05, 2024 |
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Marcus Exits Left
|
Mar 04, 2024 |
|
Blue Zone Happy Hour
|
Mar 01, 2024 |
|
Fast or Slow Eater
|
Feb 29, 2024 |
|
National Public Sleeping Day
|
Feb 28, 2024 |
|
Craziest Thing in School
|
Feb 27, 2024 |
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Makin Me Cry
|
Feb 26, 2024 |
|
Fragrance in the Office
|
Feb 23, 2024 |
|
Marcus' Glasses Mistake
|
Feb 22, 2024 |
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Old is Better
|
Feb 21, 2024 |
|
Best Surprise Ever
|
Feb 20, 2024 |
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Explode My Head
|
Feb 16, 2024 |
|
Corey's Feet
|
Feb 14, 2024 |
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Spouses Make Us Better
|
Feb 13, 2024 |
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Marcus in Mourning
|
Feb 12, 2024 |
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Epic Anniversary Fail
|
Feb 09, 2024 |
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No Phone Vaca
|
Feb 08, 2024 |
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Need To Get This Dimple Surgery
|
Feb 07, 2024 |
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Freaky Fridge
|
Feb 06, 2024 |
|
Small Talk Pro Tips
|
Feb 05, 2024 |
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The Judgement
|
Feb 02, 2024 |
|
Ranking Super Bowl Appetizers
|
Feb 01, 2024 |
|
Aliens Among Us
|
Jan 31, 2024 |
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Your Server Knows
|
Jan 30, 2024 |
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Bad Dish Loader
|
Jan 29, 2024 |
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Resting Rich Face
|
Jan 26, 2024 |
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40 Year Old Regrets
|
Jan 25, 2024 |
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The Cost of Valentine's
|
Jan 24, 2024 |
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3,2,1 Go To Sleep
|
Jan 23, 2024 |
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BFF's With a Celeb
|
Jan 22, 2024 |
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Stuck!
|
Jan 19, 2024 |
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Corey's Date Night Risk
|
Jan 18, 2024 |
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The Little Things...
|
Jan 17, 2024 |
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Marcus Karaoke of One
|
Jan 16, 2024 |
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Quitters
|
Jan 12, 2024 |
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Gross Undies
|
Jan 11, 2024 |
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Work Nick Names
|
Jan 10, 2024 |
|
Dry Week
|
Jan 09, 2024 |
|
New Year's... Not Quite Resolution?
|
Jan 08, 2024 |
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Pitfalls To Avoid
|
Dec 22, 2023 |
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No Make Up Corey
|
Dec 21, 2023 |
|
The Worst Questions at Christmas
|
Dec 20, 2023 |
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No Money For You!
|
Dec 19, 2023 |
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Sucky Gift Giving
|
Dec 18, 2023 |
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WORST. GIFT. EVER.
|
Dec 15, 2023 |
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You Really Want Credit For This?
|
Dec 14, 2023 |
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Avoid Stress By NOT Drinking??
|
Dec 13, 2023 |
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Christmas Ick
|
Dec 12, 2023 |
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How to Survive
|
Dec 11, 2023 |
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Oh, That's How You Say That?
|
Dec 08, 2023 |
|
Holiday Faux Pas
|
Dec 07, 2023 |
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Not Common Knowledge
|
Dec 06, 2023 |
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Ah, Family at the Holidays
|
Dec 05, 2023 |
|
Office Food Faux Pas
|
Dec 04, 2023 |
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Dump The Friend Part Two
|
Dec 01, 2023 |
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Beige Flags
|
Nov 30, 2023 |
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Toss Those Leftovers!
|
Nov 29, 2023 |
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Back in Style?
|
Nov 28, 2023 |
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Corey Ain't Cookin Again...
|
Nov 27, 2023 |
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Don't Stress
|
Nov 17, 2023 |
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The Dangers of Your Bestie
|
Nov 16, 2023 |
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Don't You Dare Put That On My Plate
|
Nov 15, 2023 |
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New Scamming
|
Nov 14, 2023 |
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Overwhelming Friends
|
Nov 13, 2023 |
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Am I the Jerk?
|
Nov 10, 2023 |
|
More Forced Fun
|
Nov 09, 2023 |
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What Your Friends Hate About You
|
Nov 08, 2023 |
|
That's Just Rude
|
Nov 07, 2023 |
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The Right Choice Was Made
|
Nov 06, 2023 |
|
Manicure Mental Health
|
Nov 03, 2023 |
|
Holiday Stress is Here
|
Nov 02, 2023 |
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Work Off That Candy
|
Nov 01, 2023 |
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Haunted Bay
|
Oct 31, 2023 |
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Friend Break Up
|
Oct 30, 2023 |
|
Don't Take Me There
|
Oct 27, 2023 |
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Don't Ask This Question, Ever...
|
Oct 26, 2023 |
|
Anti Bucket List
|
Oct 25, 2023 |
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Do Not Wear These Costumes
|
Oct 24, 2023 |
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Thanks for the Night!
|
Oct 23, 2023 |
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A Small Moment of Delight
|
Oct 20, 2023 |
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Experiences Over Stuff
|
Oct 19, 2023 |
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Fully Haunted
|
Oct 18, 2023 |
|
Kid Pranks
|
Oct 17, 2023 |
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A Gift Only a Wife Could Give?
|
Oct 16, 2023 |
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Marcus the Mayor of Everything
|
Oct 13, 2023 |
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Corey the Couch Potato
|
Oct 12, 2023 |
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The Halloween Costume Knock Off
|
Oct 11, 2023 |
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I'm 75 Hotter Right Now
|
Oct 10, 2023 |
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Marcus' Tiring Weekend
|
Oct 09, 2023 |
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My Zodiac Sign Says Stay Cozy
|
Oct 06, 2023 |
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More Stressful Than Kids!?
|
Oct 05, 2023 |
|
Horror Sleep Loss
|
Oct 04, 2023 |
|
No Phones on the Toilet!
|
Oct 03, 2023 |
|
Karaoke Time
|
Oct 02, 2023 |
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I Need to Rent a Bathroom NOW
|
Sep 29, 2023 |
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Marcus' Insane Camera Roll
|
Sep 28, 2023 |
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Never Say This To Anyone, Ever?
|
Sep 27, 2023 |
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So, We Have To Talk?
|
Sep 26, 2023 |
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Marcus on the Mic
|
Sep 25, 2023 |
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Don't Vacation With These People
|
Sep 22, 2023 |
|
Corey Isn't Illegal Anymore!
|
Sep 21, 2023 |
|
Un-Screw Up Your Life
|
Sep 20, 2023 |
|
Killer House
|
Sep 19, 2023 |
|
The People Pleaser
|
Sep 18, 2023 |
|
The 90's Were Normal
|
Sep 15, 2023 |
|
Let Me Handle This Vaca
|
Sep 14, 2023 |
|
Haunted Foley Mansion
|
Sep 13, 2023 |
|
Cheater!
|
Sep 12, 2023 |
|
Test Day at the DMV
|
Sep 11, 2023 |
|
Laziest in the World
|
Sep 08, 2023 |
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I Need To End This Conversation
|
Sep 07, 2023 |
|
Back to School Botox
|
Sep 06, 2023 |
|
Corey's Kickball Weekend
|
Sep 05, 2023 |
|
Too Late for Labor Day Travel
|
Aug 31, 2023 |
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Bathroom Time = Me Time
|
Aug 30, 2023 |
|
Well, Now I Feel Old
|
Aug 29, 2023 |
|
No Compassion for the Sick
|
Aug 28, 2023 |
|
Doggies Know
|
Aug 25, 2023 |
|
Easy But Unfulfilling
|
Aug 24, 2023 |
|
The Perfect Age...
|
Aug 23, 2023 |
|
Make That Boring Workout Less Boring
|
Aug 22, 2023 |
|
BRB Takin a Hush Vacation
|
Aug 18, 2023 |
|
Corey The Auto Thief
|
Aug 17, 2023 |
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Wine Night! ...With the Kids?
|
Aug 16, 2023 |
|
"Girl Math"? Oh Please...
|
Aug 15, 2023 |
|
What Newlyweds REALLY Want
|
Aug 15, 2023 |
|
Young and Beautiful Forever?
|
Aug 11, 2023 |
|
I'm Overwhelmed
|
Aug 10, 2023 |
|
Karaoke JAM!
|
Aug 09, 2023 |
|
The Neighborhood Jerks?
|
Aug 08, 2023 |
|
Spirits No More?
|
Aug 07, 2023 |
|
Waste of Money?
|
Aug 04, 2023 |
|
Corey's Haunted House
|
Aug 03, 2023 |
|
Wine Time Problems
|
Aug 02, 2023 |
|
Put WHAT on a Sandwich?
|
Aug 01, 2023 |
|
How to Save a Life
|
Jul 31, 2023 |
|
Jaws is Gonna Get Me!
|
Jul 28, 2023 |
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Snooze = Idiot
|
Jul 27, 2023 |
|
How to Ruin a Wedding
|
Jul 26, 2023 |
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The Dangers of "Fexting"
|
Jul 25, 2023 |
|
I'm a Barbie Glamping Girl
|
Jul 24, 2023 |
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Name Brand Loyal
|
Jul 21, 2023 |
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To Split or Not Split the Bill
|
Jul 20, 2023 |
|
The Best & Worst Food to Eat While Driving
|
Jul 19, 2023 |
|
It’s Sort of Illegal but Not Really?
|
Jul 18, 2023 |
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Love/Hate THE JEFF
|
Jul 17, 2023 |
|
It's Sunny! Exercise Though? Meh...
|
Jul 14, 2023 |
|
What Kind of Airport Person Are You?
|
Jul 13, 2023 |
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When Jokes Go Wrong
|
Jul 12, 2023 |
|
I Didn’t Ask For Your Advice
|
Jul 11, 2023 |
|
Free Babysitter?
|
Jul 10, 2023 |
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I've Lost All Sense of Time
|
Jul 07, 2023 |
|
Tip This
|
Jul 06, 2023 |
|
The Party Don't Stop
|
Jul 05, 2023 |
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Airport Hack?
|
Jun 30, 2023 |
|
Ketchup Red Flags
|
Jun 29, 2023 |
|
Scary House Part 2
|
Jun 28, 2023 |
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Sad Bird
|
Jun 27, 2023 |
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Are You a Cinnamon Roll Man?
|
Jun 26, 2023 |
|
Ever Fake Your Own Death?
|
Jun 23, 2023 |
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Now I Hate Flying Even More
|
Jun 22, 2023 |
|
How to Be a Person
|
Jun 21, 2023 |
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Don't. Sleep. Naked.
|
Jun 20, 2023 |
|
Pay Day for Dad?
|
Jun 16, 2023 |
|
I Really Don't Want to Go Home
|
Jun 15, 2023 |
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My Snuggly Comfort Show
|
Jun 13, 2023 |
|
Dads Are The Worst (To Buy For)
|
Jun 12, 2023 |
|
Backin Out
|
Jun 02, 2023 |
|
The Easy (Strange) Way to Destress at Work
|
Jun 01, 2023 |
|
The "Perfect" Vacation?
|
May 31, 2023 |
|
Scammin
|
May 30, 2023 |
|
Your Daily Affirmations
|
May 26, 2023 |
|
Marcus' New Leaf
|
May 25, 2023 |
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Short Hair Don't Care
|
May 24, 2023 |
|
Babysitting the Grown Folks
|
May 23, 2023 |
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Packin It Up
|
May 22, 2023 |
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You Stink...
|
May 19, 2023 |
|
The Number One Reason for Divorce
|
May 18, 2023 |
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Treating Adults Like Children
|
May 17, 2023 |
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I'm Smart!
|
May 16, 2023 |
|
Must Love Dogs
|
May 15, 2023 |
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Weird Flex, but OK...
|
May 12, 2023 |
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What Are You Doing In There?
|
May 11, 2023 |
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Belting it Out in Latin
|
May 10, 2023 |
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Tap Out
|
May 09, 2023 |
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Corey's Guilt Trip
|
May 08, 2023 |
|
Snack Mom
|
May 05, 2023 |
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Down a Generator
|
May 04, 2023 |
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This Doesn't Feel Right
|
May 03, 2023 |
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Finally a True Bay Resident
|
May 02, 2023 |
|
I Needed My MTV?
|
May 01, 2023 |
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Arguments in Public
|
Apr 28, 2023 |
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Are You OK?
|
Apr 27, 2023 |
|
TV Water Works
|
Apr 26, 2023 |
|
Marcus the Hoarder
|
Apr 25, 2023 |
|
King of Glamping
|
Apr 24, 2023 |
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Pretentious Much?
|
Apr 21, 2023 |
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Casper the Friendly Radio Host
|
Apr 20, 2023 |
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Hot for the Gym?
|
Apr 19, 2023 |
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Watch My Soft Girl Walk
|
Apr 18, 2023 |
|
Grocery Shop Together, Stay Together
|
Apr 17, 2023 |
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Cash Me Out For Happiness
|
Apr 14, 2023 |
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Clean Freak
|
Apr 13, 2023 |
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Master of the Passive Aggressive Email
|
Apr 12, 2023 |
|
Wish I Was a Kid Again
|
Apr 11, 2023 |
|
Hunky Easter Weekend
|
Apr 10, 2023 |
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Easter Candy Time!
|
Apr 07, 2023 |
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You Were Not Supposed to See That
|
Apr 06, 2023 |
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The Return of Sandy!
|
Apr 05, 2023 |
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Jerk Level 10/10
|
Apr 04, 2023 |
|
Just Killed the Vibe
|
Apr 03, 2023 |
|
Don't Get Between a Woman and Her Stylist
|
Mar 31, 2023 |
|
Corey's Amazing Update
|
Mar 30, 2023 |
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The Family Dinner
|
Mar 29, 2023 |
|
How to Not Be Annoying
|
Mar 28, 2023 |
|
B.O. for Anxiety?
|
Mar 27, 2023 |
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WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
|
Mar 24, 2023 |
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Exercise = Cheating?
|
Mar 23, 2023 |
|
The Case of the Missing Window
|
Mar 22, 2023 |
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The Secret to Taking a Day Off
|
Mar 21, 2023 |
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Going Analog
|
Mar 20, 2023 |
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Lies! All Lies!
|
Mar 17, 2023 |
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One Minute Is All It Takes!
|
Mar 16, 2023 |
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I Just Can't Eat That Much
|
Mar 15, 2023 |
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The Art of Avoiding an Ex
|
Mar 14, 2023 |
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Sleep Divorce
|
Mar 13, 2023 |
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I Can't Afford to Buy Happiness
|
Mar 10, 2023 |
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Suck It Daylight Savings
|
Mar 09, 2023 |
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When I Said "Anything" I Didn't Actually Mean It
|
Mar 08, 2023 |
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Terrible With Money, but a Nice Person!
|
Mar 07, 2023 |
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Improves With Time
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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In Love With A Friend
|
Mar 03, 2023 |
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The Kids Are Coming, Quick, Hide!
|
Mar 02, 2023 |
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Seat Swap Protocol
|
Mar 01, 2023 |
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How To Quiet Quit... At Home?
|
Feb 28, 2023 |
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It's a Bare Minimum Monday!
|
Feb 27, 2023 |
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Reusable TP for the Win??
|
Feb 24, 2023 |
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These Groceries Are a Workout
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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Baby's First Night!
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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New Mommy
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Grown Folks Know
|
Feb 16, 2023 |
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This Friendship is Over
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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Last Minute Valentine's Wins
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Financial Infidelity
|
Feb 13, 2023 |
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Quick Exit Stage Left
|
Feb 10, 2023 |
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Scammin The Kids Menu
|
Feb 09, 2023 |
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The Most Stressful Time of Day
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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TV That Gets You Jacked
|
Feb 07, 2023 |
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The Sibling Move In
|
Feb 06, 2023 |
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Your Workout Playlist
|
Feb 02, 2023 |
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Grossest Thing Ever
|
Feb 01, 2023 |
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High School Reunion Show Off
|
Jan 31, 2023 |
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I Don’t Need It but I Need It!
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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TV Rules For Couples
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Don't You Dare Name Our Kid Marisol
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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The Shopping Cart Dilemma
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Are You The Judgy Neighbor?
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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The Magical Phrase
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Ding Ding - You Are Not Paying Attention!
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Screw Adulting!
|
Jan 19, 2023 |
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Injured Again?
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Bidet All The Way
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Snacks vs Ingredients
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Embarrassing Accident
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Stormageddon
|
Jan 11, 2023 |
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Crystal For Dudes
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Young and Old Agree
|
Jan 09, 2023 |
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The Walk & See
|
Jan 06, 2023 |
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Those Post Holiday Blues
|
Jan 05, 2023 |
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Marcus is Ready to Bug Out
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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New Year New Eye Patch
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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Bee Problem
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Hated That Ending
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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Pro Tips: How to Pretend You Love the Gift You Hate
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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House Guest Mistakes
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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Don't Take Marcus to a Party
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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The Weighted Blanket Scam?
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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Foodie + Non Foodie = Trouble?
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Christmas Movie Traditions
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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WORST. SONG. EVER.
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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The Very Best Weekend Ever
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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How NOT To Wake Up Groggy
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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The 50% Holiday Rule
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Vapes on a Plane!
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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A Thankful Thanksgiving
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Surviving The Holidays With Family
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Hit 'Em With the Reverse Catfish
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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A 5th Birthday to Remember
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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How To Actually Enjoy That Vacation
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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I Need To Eat (This) To Be Happy
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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You're Cleaning That All Wrong
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Who's Smarter: Night Owl or Early Riser?
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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The Future of Humanity is Scary
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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We Don't Actually Need To Bathe!
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Life Change on a Whim
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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RBF Pro Tips
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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That'll Rot Your Teeth Out, Kid
|
Oct 28, 2022 |
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That Couples Costume Says Something About You
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Drop Off Day
|
Oct 26, 2022 |
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You'll Stay Cold and You'll Like It
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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My Dog is a Scaredy Cat
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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The Silliest Purchase
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Role Reversal
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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The Price of Politeness
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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This Dog is Judging Me
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Secrets From The S/O
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Haunted Bay
|
Oct 14, 2022 |
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That Emoji is Making You Look Old
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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The Best Horror Movies
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Offensive or Just Bad Dad Joke?
|
Oct 11, 2022 |
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I'm Such a Child
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
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Eyes Up!
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
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The Worst Halloween Candy is...
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Laundry Robot or Terminator IRL?
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Leave Your Dog At Home
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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The Ungrateful Gift Receiver
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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Not Sober October
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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I Use My Phone While...
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Can't Do Cheap Again
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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What Kind of Eater Are You?
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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The In Laws Next Door
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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When To Get Your Kid A Phone
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Too Creepy For Halloween?
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Too Soon for Halloween?
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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...but do we really want to know what our cats are thinking?
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Fake ID Fun
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Eating In Bed - Deal Breaker?
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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PSL Season Passion
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Please Stop Airdropping...
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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I'm Going To Quiet Quit, Then You Can Quiet Fire Me
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Starbucks Tips If You Are A Bad Person
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Too Late To Eat?
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Choreplay is a Real Thing
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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Eating Stuff Outta A Hat
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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Silently Judging
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Hubby's Boredom is Corey's Fault?
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Pick a Favorite!
|
Aug 15, 2022 |
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That Secret Spending Might Be Good For Your Marriage
|
Aug 12, 2022 |
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I Deserve This
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Rental Host Hang Session
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Well, That Was Quick...
|
Aug 09, 2022 |
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Hubba Hubba Hubby in Town
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Put These Kids On A Leash
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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My 2 Year Old Cleans Better Than You
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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Having Lunch With a Married Man
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Did Marcus Survive?
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Billionaire Pro Tips
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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The Exact Schedule For A Perfect Morning
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Corey The Nudist?
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Very Scared of Robots
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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In-N-Out Though?
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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What Happened To These Clothes?
|
Jul 22, 2022 |
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#SaveFosterCityGeese
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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Sleeping In A Scary Steel Tube
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Is Corey Stealing From Her Own Husband?
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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This Is An Emergency!
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Guilt Tipping Can Kiss My...
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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No Amount of Exercise Can Fix This
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Corey's Embarrassing Text Message
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Kissy Face For Health
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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No Number 2 For You
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Marcus Winning or Sad As Heck?
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Doggie Doo In Other's People's Cans
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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“Good morning, baby. I had the sweetest dream about you"
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Corey's Secret Hair Bill
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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It's A National Holiday
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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It's Making You Fat At Night
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Infestation
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Flight Delay Party
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Pickle Juice For Health
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Party? "Maybe"
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Father's Day? What's That?
|
Jun 09, 2022 |
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Mickey At My Wedding
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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F Words In Preschool
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Marcus AND Corey In The Building!
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Sandy's Last Show!
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Yes, I'll Take A Summer Friday
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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You May Now Take Your Wife's Name
|
Jun 01, 2022 |
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She's In The Building!
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May 31, 2022 |
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5000 (Fake) Miles for a First Date
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May 24, 2022 |
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Break Yourself
|
May 23, 2022 |
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Medium Spree
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May 20, 2022 |
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Get Off Speaker PLEASE
|
May 19, 2022 |
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Shocker Zoom Couple Divorce!
|
May 18, 2022 |
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Hot in Vegas
|
May 17, 2022 |
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Gluten Free for Who?
|
May 16, 2022 |
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How Well Do You Know Your Wife?
|
May 13, 2022 |
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He's Definitely Into You
|
May 11, 2022 |
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Nesting With My Imaginary Boyfriend
|
May 10, 2022 |
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The BIG Announcement
|
May 09, 2022 |
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Oh, Mother's Day is THIS Weekend?
|
May 06, 2022 |
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Bay Area Exodus
|
May 05, 2022 |
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What Mom's Want
|
May 04, 2022 |
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Championship Bagging
|
May 03, 2022 |
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Every 4 Months is Cool, Right?
|
May 02, 2022 |
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Wedding Regret... The First Time Around At Least
|
Apr 28, 2022 |
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#1 In Front of Each Other?
|
Apr 27, 2022 |
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Turning 40 Crisis
|
Apr 26, 2022 |
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"You May Now Flip The Coin..."
|
Apr 25, 2022 |
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Social Media Told Me To Eat Broccoli
|
Apr 21, 2022 |
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Please, No Singing
|
Apr 20, 2022 |
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"So, I'm Vegan Now..."
|
Apr 19, 2022 |
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The Hot Cop of Tucson
|
Apr 18, 2022 |
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20% For Guilt
|
Apr 08, 2022 |
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How To Keep Your Man
|
Apr 07, 2022 |
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Levitating For Gainz
|
Apr 06, 2022 |
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"Can You Talk?"
|
Apr 05, 2022 |
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New Friend Group Applicant
|
Apr 04, 2022 |
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Congrats, it's an XBOX!
|
Apr 01, 2022 |
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The Worst Drivers In History
|
Mar 31, 2022 |
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My Dream Cosplay Wedding
|
Mar 30, 2022 |
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14 Years In Terminal 2
|
Mar 29, 2022 |
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Beam Me Up Sandy
|
Mar 28, 2022 |
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Scammin!
|
Mar 23, 2022 |
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Spiders > Snakes
|
Mar 22, 2022 |
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Just Trying To Avoid My Family
|
Mar 21, 2022 |
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Grease For A Hangover
|
Mar 18, 2022 |
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A Rasher of Bacon
|
Mar 17, 2022 |
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The Stolen Bottle Fiasco Ends
|
Mar 16, 2022 |
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Cruise Ship Super Mario
|
Mar 15, 2022 |
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I know we haven't talk in years, but I need a job...
|
Mar 14, 2022 |
|
"Can You Believe How Insensitive He Is?"
|
Mar 11, 2022 |
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Bored of Meal Prep
|
Mar 10, 2022 |
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Group Text Nightmares
|
Mar 09, 2022 |
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Marcus' Movie Fight
|
Mar 08, 2022 |
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Weekend On The Mountain
|
Mar 07, 2022 |
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One Pushup Per Day
|
Mar 04, 2022 |
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Everything But The Regift
|
Mar 03, 2022 |
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You Made It Gross
|
Mar 02, 2022 |
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98 Weeks Late
|
Mar 01, 2022 |
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No Phone, No Problem
|
Feb 28, 2022 |
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"Ideation" ... Is? What?
|
Feb 25, 2022 |
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I Can Beat Bobby Flay
|
Feb 24, 2022 |
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Looking Forward To Canceling On You
|
Feb 23, 2022 |
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Christmas On Valentine's?
|
Feb 22, 2022 |
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Don't Ski Together
|
Feb 18, 2022 |
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I Want to Sleep, But Not That Bad
|
Feb 17, 2022 |
|
Swindled For Real?
|
Feb 16, 2022 |
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Valentine's Copy/Paste/Done
|
Feb 15, 2022 |
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That Halftime Show Was For Us!
|
Feb 14, 2022 |
|
Tinder Is Blind
|
Feb 11, 2022 |
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"You're Calling Me!"
|
Feb 10, 2022 |
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V Day Is So Over
|
Feb 09, 2022 |
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I Only Have 3 Seconds
|
Feb 08, 2022 |
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The Grossest Word Is...
|
Feb 07, 2022 |
|
V Day Grey Zone
|
Feb 04, 2022 |
|
We Need to Take a Break
|
Feb 03, 2022 |
|
He Doesn't Know It, But We Broke Up
|
Feb 02, 2022 |
|
10 Minutes Is All I Got
|
Feb 01, 2022 |
|
Embarrassing Bet Heartbreak
|
Jan 31, 2022 |
|
Lace Undies FTW?
|
Jan 31, 2022 |
|
Marcus Can't Ski
|
Jan 26, 2022 |
|
Do. Not. Drive To This Song!
|
Jan 24, 2022 |
|
Watch Out When Marcus Is Mad!
|
Jan 21, 2022 |
|
Find This Married Man
|
Jan 20, 2022 |
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Rudest. People. Ever.
|
Jan 19, 2022 |
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Quick Trip to Hawaii ... NBD
|
Jan 18, 2022 |
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My Friend List Is Full
|
Jan 14, 2022 |
|
Sleeping In Your Clothes Isn't That Bad?
|
Jan 13, 2022 |
|
Maybe You Really SHOULD Be Drinking
|
Jan 12, 2022 |
|
5.6 Million Problems
|
Jan 11, 2022 |
|
Up Late Tik Tok'n
|
Jan 07, 2022 |
|
January Munchies
|
Jan 05, 2022 |
|
Cure For The Post Holiday Blues
|
Jan 04, 2022 |
|
Stuck In The Storm
|
Jan 03, 2022 |
|
Lost In Transit
|
Dec 17, 2021 |
|
$1200 Worth Of Gelato Please
|
Dec 16, 2021 |
|
WORST. GIFT. EVER.
|
Dec 15, 2021 |
|
Present Count
|
Dec 14, 2021 |
|
Martha's Tips For Success
|
Dec 07, 2021 |
|
Well, That Was Embarrassing...
|
Dec 03, 2021 |
|
A Very Extra Christmas
|
Dec 02, 2021 |
|
The Worst Christmas Present Hiding Spot
|
Dec 01, 2021 |
|
Mariah Makin' Me Stressed Out
|
Nov 30, 2021 |
|
90 Day Famous
|
Nov 29, 2021 |
|
I Can't Even Get Alcohol For $60!!
|
Nov 19, 2021 |
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I Need A Drink
|
Nov 17, 2021 |
|
The B Seat
|
Nov 16, 2021 |
|
Thanksgiving Is Over... Please Leave
|
Nov 12, 2021 |
|
Cheese Enchiladas On A First Date
|
Nov 11, 2021 |
|
The Bug Man Calling
|
Nov 10, 2021 |
|
Home Depot Sandy
|
Nov 09, 2021 |
|
Standard Darkness & Depression
|
Nov 08, 2021 |
|
Krampus Is Coming
|
Nov 05, 2021 |
|
Thanksgiving Crabby
|
Nov 04, 2021 |
|
"Prepare" For Fall Back? Pfft...
|
Nov 03, 2021 |
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Yea, That's Great For My Health But Screw That!
|
Nov 02, 2021 |
|
Cheapin Out On Halloween
|
Nov 01, 2021 |
|
Halloween Candy = Gainz
|
Oct 29, 2021 |
|
The Haunting Of Vallejo
|
Oct 28, 2021 |
|
Full Size Bars For The Win!
|
Oct 26, 2021 |
|
Sandy Touched By A Ghost
|
Oct 25, 2021 |
|
Sandy The Sugar Mama?
|
Oct 21, 2021 |
|
In Law Next Door
|
Oct 20, 2021 |
|
"What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?"
|
Oct 19, 2021 |
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It's Not Me, It's My DNA
|
Oct 18, 2021 |
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13 For The Win
|
Oct 15, 2021 |
|
70 Year Old's Road Trip
|
Oct 14, 2021 |
|
Bad For My Teeth and I Love It
|
Oct 13, 2021 |
|
Undies: To Wash, Or Not To Wash
|
Oct 12, 2021 |
|
Tawdry Wedding Hashtags
|
Oct 08, 2021 |
|
Too Scared To Be A Ghost Hunter
|
Oct 07, 2021 |
|
Buying The Exorcist House Ain't So Bad
|
Oct 06, 2021 |
|
Guess This Means I Have To Work Now...
|
Oct 05, 2021 |
|
I Don't Have The Life Skills For Life
|
Sep 30, 2021 |
|
All This Free Time Is Bad For My Health
|
Sep 29, 2021 |
|
Sandy In An Open Marriage?
|
Sep 28, 2021 |
|
Big Feet - More Likely To Cheat!
|
Sep 27, 2021 |
|
Serial Killers For Halloween
|
Sep 24, 2021 |
|
My Baby Is Going To Be A Libra!??
|
Sep 23, 2021 |
|
I'm Not Depressed I'm Just Bored!!!
|
Sep 22, 2021 |
|
Fat But Fit
|
Sep 21, 2021 |
|
Boring Music For A Better Drive
|
Sep 20, 2021 |
|
Take Years Off Your Life Like A Pro
|
Sep 16, 2021 |
|
Mercury In Retrograde Incoming! Hide!
|
Sep 15, 2021 |
|
35 Is Middle Aged?!
|
Sep 14, 2021 |
|
Sweet, Another Excuse To Be Lazy!
|
Sep 13, 2021 |
|
Hidden Camera Freak Out
|
Sep 10, 2021 |
|
Get Me Out Of This Meeting!
|
Sep 09, 2021 |
|
Thanks For The Invite
|
Sep 07, 2021 |
|
The Scientific Way To Flirt
|
Sep 03, 2021 |
|
Two Minutes of Torture
|
Sep 02, 2021 |
|
Receding Hair Line Vs. Male Pattern Baldness
|
Sep 01, 2021 |
|
Peppermint In The Summer?
|
Aug 31, 2021 |
|
"hey there..."
|
Aug 30, 2021 |
|
I'm Against Office Gossip But OMG Tell Me Everything
|
Aug 27, 2021 |
|
Tik Tok Bad Moms
|
Aug 26, 2021 |
|
Congrats On The... Pregnancy?
|
Aug 25, 2021 |
|
No Alcohol - No Deal
|
Aug 23, 2021 |
|
How To Be A Creeper
|
Aug 20, 2021 |
|
It's Go Time For Halloween
|
Aug 19, 2021 |
|
You Better Text Me First
|
Aug 18, 2021 |
|
The Light Therapy Mask I Never Needed
|
Aug 17, 2021 |
|
Baristas Are Over You And Your Complicated Drink
|
Aug 16, 2021 |
|
Get Me Out Of This Conversation!
|
Aug 13, 2021 |
|
Accidental Exercise
|
Aug 12, 2021 |
|
Gyms, Blockbuster Style
|
Aug 11, 2021 |
|
Cameras In My House?! OK, Maybe, If I Get More Vaca Time
|
Aug 10, 2021 |
|
3 - 4 Minutes Is All I Need?
|
Aug 09, 2021 |
|
Don't Call Her A Hermit
|
Aug 06, 2021 |
|
Recline Drama
|
Aug 04, 2021 |
|
...Just Don't Want To Be Around You
|
Aug 03, 2021 |
|
Camping Fail = Hospital & Bruised Ego
|
Aug 02, 2021 |
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I Can See Everything
|
Jul 30, 2021 |
|
Zoom In -- Catch Cheaters
|
Jul 29, 2021 |
|
Short Term Rentals For Your Pool? Creepy!
|
Jul 28, 2021 |
|
Cheater!
|
Jul 27, 2021 |
|
I Need A Magazine, Cheetos, Bottle Of Water...
|
Jul 26, 2021 |
|
SF, San Fran, Frisco?
|
Jul 23, 2021 |
|
A Wife's Guide To Being A Husband
|
Jul 22, 2021 |
|
My Brother Is So Lazy That...
|
Jul 21, 2021 |
|
I'm Not Moving Off This Throne For Anything
|
Jul 20, 2021 |
|
Pantless At The Party
|
Jul 19, 2021 |
|
How To Online Stalk Someone
|
Jul 16, 2021 |
|
Helpful Tips To Not Exercise
|
Jul 15, 2021 |
|
Doritos & Red Wine Meal Plan
|
Jul 14, 2021 |
|
I'm Married To A Robot
|
Jul 13, 2021 |
|
Jersey Shore & The Livin Is Easy
|
Jul 12, 2021 |
|
Road Trippin & Tantrums
|
Jul 09, 2021 |
|
Make A Man Chase You
|
Jun 29, 2021 |
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I Can't Eat That
|
Jun 28, 2021 |
|
I Need A Vacation From My Vacation Prep
|
Jun 25, 2021 |
|
I Can't Date A Dolphin
|
Jun 24, 2021 |
|
Marcus Will Live Forever
|
Jun 23, 2021 |
|
I Wanna Be A Billionaire
|
Jun 22, 2021 |
|
Your Love Doesn't Cost A Thing, But Also $200 Please
|
Jun 18, 2021 |
|
JUST. STOP. TALKING.
|
Jun 17, 2021 |
|
My Name Is Not Mark...
|
Jun 16, 2021 |
|
Peloton Shamed In The Desert
|
Jun 15, 2021 |
|
Poolside All Day (Melting)
|
Jun 14, 2021 |
|
"You Made The Cut"
|
Jun 11, 2021 |
|
I'll Wear These Undies 10 Times
|
Jun 10, 2021 |
|
Do I Really Need To Shower Everyday?
|
Jun 09, 2021 |
|
Spiders vs Roaches
|
Jun 08, 2021 |
|
Father's Day Gift Registry? Really?
|
Jun 07, 2021 |
|
Sorry, Can't, Mercury In Retrograde
|
Jun 04, 2021 |
|
Vegas Spending
|
Jun 03, 2021 |
|
Toilet Phone Me Time
|
Jun 02, 2021 |
|
Sandy In Vegas!
|
Jun 01, 2021 |
|
Sandy On The Border
|
May 24, 2021 |
|
Friday Is The Best Day - Duh...
|
May 21, 2021 |
|
Rules For Phone Calls
|
May 20, 2021 |
|
Hugging is back... but do you even want one?
|
May 19, 2021 |
|
Your Job Will Kill You
|
May 18, 2021 |
|
Marcus' Hidden Snacks
|
May 17, 2021 |
|
26 Million In The Laundry
|
May 14, 2021 |
|
My Dog Hates You
|
May 13, 2021 |
|
The Lazy Guys Guide To Exercise
|
May 12, 2021 |
|
Crap...Get Me Out Of This Ticket
|
May 12, 2021 |
|
900 Popsicles FTW
|
May 07, 2021 |
|
Leave Me Alone For Mother's Day
|
May 06, 2021 |
|
Washing My Sheets Once A Year
|
May 05, 2021 |
|
Waking Up In Vegas
|
May 04, 2021 |
|
Talks At 2 AM
|
Apr 30, 2021 |
|
Used Undies For The Win?
|
Apr 27, 2021 |
|
Zillow Sexy
|
Apr 26, 2021 |
|
15 Years Paid In Full
|
Apr 23, 2021 |
|
Toilet Phone
|
Apr 22, 2021 |
|
Snobbier Than You
|
Apr 21, 2021 |
|
Pierced At 40
|
Apr 20, 2021 |
|
Ketchup Black Market
|
Apr 19, 2021 |
|
"What, no call?"
|
Apr 16, 2021 |
|
He's Mobile And He's Dangerous
|
Apr 15, 2021 |
|
Man Hating Dog From Hell
|
Apr 14, 2021 |
|
Going Cheap For Dental
|
Apr 13, 2021 |
|
Chicken Lessons
|
Apr 09, 2021 |
|
Dinosaurs Are Back!
|
Apr 08, 2021 |
|
Professional Internet Creeper
|
Apr 07, 2021 |
|
Making Contact
|
Apr 06, 2021 |
|
Dead Beat Daughter
|
Apr 05, 2021 |
|
April Fools Fail
|
Apr 02, 2021 |
|
Easter, But At 40 Years Old
|
Apr 01, 2021 |
|
"Thursday" - Just Another Excuse For Lazy Guys
|
Mar 31, 2021 |
|
Roller Blades On The Come Back
|
Mar 30, 2021 |
|
Showering vs Washing Your Hair
|
Mar 29, 2021 |
|
Say Hello To Your Soulmate
|
Mar 25, 2021 |
|
37 And Done
|
Mar 24, 2021 |
|
Internet Rabbit Holes For 8 Hours
|
Mar 23, 2021 |
|
3 Times Before Noon?!?
|
Mar 22, 2021 |
|
"I'd Still Eat It..."
|
Mar 19, 2021 |
|
Drinking With Neighbors Is Like A 3rd Date
|
Mar 18, 2021 |
|
Don't Make Me Go Back Out There!
|
Mar 16, 2021 |
|
"It's Not That Big A Deal"
|
Mar 15, 2021 |
|
Change Your Ex's Password
|
Mar 12, 2021 |
|
Last Time Change Ever!?
|
Mar 11, 2021 |
|
...but those are the FUN words!
|
Mar 09, 2021 |
|
No Doggie For You!
|
Mar 08, 2021 |
|
Tacky Proposal Or Nah?
|
Mar 05, 2021 |
|
God Of Chaos? Really?
|
Mar 04, 2021 |
|
Baller Hospital Room
|
Mar 03, 2021 |
|
Drunk In Space
|
Mar 02, 2021 |
|
Just Performing Surgery, NBD
|
Mar 01, 2021 |
|
Indoor Dining For The Win
|
Feb 26, 2021 |
|
Bathroom Boundaries
|
Feb 25, 2021 |
|
Only Fans Mommy
|
Feb 24, 2021 |
|
Well, This Is Uncomfortable...
|
Feb 23, 2021 |
|
My Moral Compass Is Holding Me Back
|
Feb 22, 2021 |
|
Beards Make The Best Lovers
|
Feb 18, 2021 |
|
An Artist's Rendition Of Your Soul Mate
|
Feb 17, 2021 |
|
Petty, Party Of One?
|
Feb 16, 2021 |
|
Valentine's Day Prepared?
|
Feb 11, 2021 |
|
The Lawyer We All Needed
|
Feb 10, 2021 |
|
Not The Brightest Bulb...
|
Feb 09, 2021 |
|
The Best Part Of The Big Game
|
Feb 08, 2021 |
|
"Wow Marcus You've Gained Weight"
|
Feb 05, 2021 |
|
Marcus Is Related To Tom Hanks
|
Feb 04, 2021 |
|
I'm Falling For (Over) That Amazon Box
|
Feb 03, 2021 |
|
Used Couch? Good To Go!
|
Feb 03, 2021 |
|
Dry January Disaster
|
Feb 01, 2021 |
|
Why Is Christmas Still Happening?
|
Jan 29, 2021 |
|
Passing Gas
|
Jan 28, 2021 |
|
I Win At Adulting
|
Jan 26, 2021 |
|
You Only "Like" This???
|
Jan 25, 2021 |
|
I Need Wine Tonight
|
Jan 22, 2021 |
|
January Reset?
|
Jan 21, 2021 |
|
Bradley (Has A Girlfriend) Cooper
|
Jan 20, 2021 |
|
The Art Of The Invite
|
Jan 19, 2021 |
|
I Can See Up Your Nose
|
Jan 15, 2021 |
|
Sizing Up Your Net Worth
|
Jan 14, 2021 |
|
I'm Ready To Make Contact
|
Jan 13, 2021 |
|
Me Time Please
|
Jan 12, 2021 |
|
Those Millions In Winnings
|
Jan 11, 2021 |
|
Dad's Night In
|
Jan 08, 2021 |
|
I'm 47 But I Feel 107
|
Jan 07, 2021 |
|
Dry January?? Nope!
|
Jan 06, 2021 |
|
Illicit Purchases
|
Jan 05, 2021 |
|
9PM New Year's Eve
|
Jan 04, 2021 |
|
My New Year's Eve "Party"
|
Dec 30, 2020 |
|
New Year's Resolution? What Resolution???
|
Dec 29, 2020 |
|
Illegal Christmas Trees
|
Dec 28, 2020 |
|
Fresh Outta Quarantine
|
Dec 18, 2020 |
|
Metal Detectors Make The Best Gifts
|
Dec 17, 2020 |
|
Drinks or Takeout?
|
Dec 16, 2020 |
|
I Hate This Christmas Gift
|
Dec 15, 2020 |
|
Kids? I Don't Even Want This Plant!
|
Dec 14, 2020 |
|
Just How Festive Are You?
|
Dec 11, 2020 |
|
To Regift Or Not To Regift
|
Dec 09, 2020 |
|
Holiday Eating Excuses
|
Dec 08, 2020 |
|
Buzz Phrases To Help You Pretend To Work
|
Dec 04, 2020 |
|
Christmas Un-Cancelled
|
Dec 03, 2020 |
|
Marcus Needs Me Time
|
Dec 02, 2020 |
|
Christmas Is A Competition
|
Dec 01, 2020 |
|
Stalked By A Spider
|
Nov 30, 2020 |
|
Thanksgiving Keeping Me Up At Night
|
Nov 20, 2020 |
|
MySpace Was A Vibe
|
Nov 18, 2020 |
|
Just Gonna Phone It In This Thanksgiving
|
Nov 17, 2020 |
|
Husbands Gone Wild In Hawaii
|
Nov 16, 2020 |
|
No Hawaii For You
|
Nov 13, 2020 |
|
San Mateo Ghost Adventures
|
Nov 12, 2020 |
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Not Feeling Guilty At All
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Burner Phone Dating
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Top Of The Peak!
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Car Wash Flirt
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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Christmas Decor For Thanksgiving
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Stress Night In America
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Hide The Candy!
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Cancel Thanksgiving
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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This Candy Is Actually Healthy For Me
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Oct 29, 2020 |
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The Best Part Of The Office Is The Gossip
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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I Did Not Need This Today
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Time Change Plan? Stop Ruining My Day!
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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You Actually Eat NECO Wafers?
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Oct 23, 2020 |
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Dirty Dirty Facemask
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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Cookie Tester FTW
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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A Scary Halloween With No Alcohol
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Hot Doctor Swab
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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This House Is Haunted And I Love It!
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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Pandemic Birthday
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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My Daughter Is Smarter Than Me And It Sucks
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Vaca Ruined
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Why Can't I Win At The Airport?
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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You're Here, I'm Here, Let's Go
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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BRB Just Crying In The Shower
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Thanksgiving In Pandemic
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Being An Adult Just Sucks
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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I Can't Step Foot Into My Own House
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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Divorce Less Stressful Than This?
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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The Tipping Point
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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21 And Trick-Or-Treating?
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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What Not To Say To Your Wife... Or Any Woman
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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One Hit Wonder
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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Bored And Christmas Shopping
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Raider Nation Comes After Marcus
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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TJ Max Undies Aisle
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Sunday Morning Anxiety
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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I'd Be A Great Moderator!
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Sep 18, 2020 |
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Screw Social Media
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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Aliens, Take Me Now
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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A Master Class On Plugging Your Band
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Your Scones Suck
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Sorry, Can't Talk, Important Phone Call
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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Halloween Prohibition
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Sep 10, 2020 |
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Packing Up For Oklahoma
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Not A Vegetable In Sight
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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This Sleep Is Making Me Fat
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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Marcus Is Doing Breakfast All Wrong
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Sep 03, 2020 |
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Fitness Shamed With Furniture
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Please Stop Reminding Me That I'm Old
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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I Had A Dream About You Last Night
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Do I Say Something?
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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Marcus Follows His Ex Online?
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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Marcus And His Bad Teeth
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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"K ... I Can't RN"
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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This Mask Is Hot & Hot
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Just Say No To Challenges
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Aug 20, 2020 |
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...like it's 1918
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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I Dislike Arrows
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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Sleeping Through The Storm
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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I Don't Want To Be Mowing A Lawn And All That...
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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Even In My Dreams I'm Unsexy
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Aug 13, 2020 |
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Bring Me Back To The 90's Please
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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I Was Trying To Be Cool
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Aug 11, 2020 |
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If You're Reading This, You Made The Cut
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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That Coffee Strike Lasted One Day?
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Aug 07, 2020 |
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Mac'n Cheese For Breakfast
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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The Man Of The House
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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Why Can't I Just Be Like The Rock?
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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Marcus' Wife Gives Him The Middle Finger
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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Social Media In The Bathroom Is OK, But Zoom?
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Jul 31, 2020 |
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These Ruffles And Onion Dip Got Me
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Jul 30, 2020 |
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Twinning!
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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Marcus Is Cheating
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Jul 28, 2020 |
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Prison Hot
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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Sandy's Awkward Break Up
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Jul 24, 2020 |
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Does This Wall Paper Make Me Weird?
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Jul 23, 2020 |
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If You Got It, Flaunt It
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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Emotionally Abusive Text Messaging
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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Together Again
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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This Apartment Is Sandy's Tech Wake Up Call
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Jul 17, 2020 |
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Old Lady Tik Tok
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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Grey Is Sexy
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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I'm So Glad You Took A Picture Of This
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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The Weekend Of Dennis Rodman
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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Cameo Hello
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Jul 10, 2020 |
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Flight To Nowhere
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Jul 09, 2020 |
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Are You Ready To Commit To Marcus?
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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Lingerie At A Wedding?
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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Welcome To Lame Vegas
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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Come On, Sandy Is A Raya Celeb!
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Jul 02, 2020 |
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I Have No Idea What The Opposite Sex Wants!
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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Battle For The Air Conditioner
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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Aliens Are Coming!
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Not Showering For The Win
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Jun 26, 2020 |
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Marcus Is Terrible At Working From Home
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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Cursing For My Health
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Jun 24, 2020 |
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Home For The Summer
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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Sandy Puts 'Em To Sleep
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Diego The Legend
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Jun 17, 2020 |
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Father's Day? What Father's Day?
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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I Want The Perfect Night's Sleep
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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On The Cutting Edge Of Health And Science
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Jun 12, 2020 |
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Marcus Please Don't Eat At Your Desk
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Jun 11, 2020 |
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The New Vegas Is Even More Gross Than Before
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Jun 10, 2020 |
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62 And Sexy
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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4 Day Work Week & Marcus Is Pissed
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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I Need To Get Into This Farmer's Market Right Now
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Jun 05, 2020 |
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I'm Ready To Hit Those Slots
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Jun 04, 2020 |
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Meal Plan Face Plant
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Jun 03, 2020 |
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I'm Number 2 And It Sucks
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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All Lanes Are Important
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Jun 01, 2020 |
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Marcus Didn't Mean To Toot
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May 29, 2020 |
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To My Waxer... I'm So Sorry About This
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May 28, 2020 |
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I Can't Wait To Get Out Of Here
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May 27, 2020 |
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All My Parenting Is Fake
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May 26, 2020 |
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So, My Two Year Old Says The F Word Now. Great.
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May 21, 2020 |
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The Investigator Is Coming For You
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May 20, 2020 |
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Barehanding Those Spiders
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May 19, 2020 |
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My Comedy Isn't THAT Bad
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May 18, 2020 |
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This Food Is 12 Years Old... It's Fine
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May 15, 2020 |
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34 Years Of My Life Well Spent
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May 13, 2020 |
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This Salmon Felt Like A Drug Deal
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May 12, 2020 |
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I Have A Behavioral Change Expert Now
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May 11, 2020 |
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Marcus almost bought illegal drugs?!
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May 08, 2020 |
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"If she calls you 'sweet'- you're in the friend zone"
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May 07, 2020 |
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Sandy Would LOVE To Be An Adult "Flower Girl"
|
May 06, 2020 |
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PLEASE Don't Be A Sidewalk Susan!
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May 05, 2020 |
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Wow. I Didn't Realize My Partner Was An Annoying Co-worker!
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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In a rare moment, Marcus experiences empathy
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Apr 29, 2020 |
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Wait. People Can Read Our PRIVATE Zoom Convos?!
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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It's Monday - Right?
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Apr 27, 2020 |
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Can I Get A New Family Please?
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Apr 24, 2020 |
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Marcus Is Being Controlled By The Government Now
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Apr 23, 2020 |
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Now We Have To Be Scared Of Farts??
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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You Want To Go Out When You Got All THAT At Home?
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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85 Year Olds Like Women In Bikinis Too
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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I'm Going To Keep Drinking No Matter What Science Says
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Apr 17, 2020 |
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This Is My Tap Out Outfit
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Apr 16, 2020 |
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Duncan...Is That You?
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Apr 15, 2020 |
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Not Going To Be Your Accountability Buddy
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Apr 14, 2020 |
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Easter Egg Hunt Domination
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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Can I Pray With You, Sandra?
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Apr 10, 2020 |
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I'll Never Give Up My Easter Basket
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Apr 09, 2020 |
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Got To Work On My "Con Body"
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Apr 08, 2020 |
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Good Lord I Miss Vegas
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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My Daughter Loves Me Now
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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I Love Being A Procrastibaker
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Apr 03, 2020 |
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Why Do These Dating Sites Suck So Much?
|
Apr 02, 2020 |
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Video Meeting Awkwardness
|
Apr 01, 2020 |
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So, How's That Quarantine Workout Going?
|
Mar 31, 2020 |
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Walmart On Top, Nothing On Bottom
|
Mar 30, 2020 |
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Marcus Hates Cats And Is Getting A Cat
|
Mar 27, 2020 |
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No Peeps This Year?
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Mar 26, 2020 |
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I'm Uncomfortable With This Virtual Hang Out Pressure
|
Mar 25, 2020 |
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I Want To Hide Out In An 8 Million Dollar Bunker
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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Alone And SO Happy
|
Mar 23, 2020 |
|
Ice Cream Cones For Dinner?
|
Mar 20, 2020 |
|
This Big Machine Is For You, Babe
|
Mar 19, 2020 |
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Eating Your Feelings
|
Mar 18, 2020 |
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Let's Hit That Dating Site!
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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Laughing Is Not Cancelled
|
Mar 16, 2020 |
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One Big Group Hug
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Mar 13, 2020 |
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The Results Were Shocking
|
Mar 12, 2020 |
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War With The Neighbors
|
Mar 11, 2020 |
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The Bouquet Toss Is The Worst
|
Mar 10, 2020 |
|
Paranoid Much?
|
Mar 09, 2020 |
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Do NOT Look At My Facebook
|
Mar 06, 2020 |
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Keep Your Toilet Phone Away From Me
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Mar 06, 2020 |
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I Touch My Face 24 Times...
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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I Need TOOL Even On Vacation!
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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Dog In Bed = Zero Intimacy
|
Mar 02, 2020 |
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I Don't Want To Melt My Kid's Brain
|
Feb 28, 2020 |
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8 Years Later!?
|
Feb 27, 2020 |
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Your Deck Project Is Making Me Look Horrible!
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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Dating, 30's, Tumbleweeds
|
Feb 25, 2020 |
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Oprah Oprah Oprah!
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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Wine Is Not Good For Me This Late At Night
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Feb 21, 2020 |
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This Date Is So Fake
|
Feb 20, 2020 |
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6 Cents Is Just Offensive
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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I Have An Eating Problem You Guys
|
Feb 18, 2020 |
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No Way I'm Doing THAT On A First Date
|
Feb 13, 2020 |
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You Are Terrible At Finding Me A Boyfriend
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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I've Taped My Mouth Up Because I Love You
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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I Have Two Kids Now And I Can't Handle It!
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Feb 10, 2020 |
|
Sandy' results
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Feb 08, 2020 |
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Chubby Shamed
|
Feb 06, 2020 |
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Sandy's Gassy Neighbor
|
Feb 05, 2020 |
|
$100,000 Parking Space.
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Super Sick Monday
|
Feb 03, 2020 |
|
Go 49ers!
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Jan 31, 2020 |
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Kids!! Help me with my tech.
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Jan 30, 2020 |
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Lucky to Have One Child
|
Jan 29, 2020 |
|
Sandy's Weighted Blanket
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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Sandy's awkward flirt and Marcus home by himself.
|
Jan 27, 2020 |
|
New phone... Who dis?
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Jan 24, 2020 |
|
Sandy's rent.
|
Jan 23, 2020 |
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Awkward things and vacations.
|
Jan 22, 2020 |
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Girl Scout Cookies!
|
Jan 21, 2020 |
|
49ers are going to the BIG game.
|
Jan 20, 2020 |
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Driving in the rain, 49ers, and Quitters Day.
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Jan 17, 2020 |
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Marcus still recovering.
|
Jan 16, 2020 |
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Marcus' rock's out on a Tuesday.
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Jan 15, 2020 |
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Producer Jason has a baby!!
|
Jan 14, 2020 |
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49ers win!!
|
Jan 13, 2020 |
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Niner Gang! Let's Go!
|
Jan 10, 2020 |
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This Is Not A Drill! Keanu Has Arrived!
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Jan 09, 2020 |
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Tacos, grandmas, and scammers.
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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Marcus' Hair Is A Early 2000's Pop Punk Band
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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Back With Your Ex For The Holidays
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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You Are Out Past Your Curfew Young Lady!
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Jan 03, 2020 |
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I RAGED On NYE, And By Rage I Mean In Bed By 9PM
|
Jan 02, 2020 |
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Marcus' Family Leaves Him All Alone
|
Dec 20, 2019 |
|
Hating Pizza Is Un-American!
|
Dec 19, 2019 |
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I Actually Just Don't Want To Go To The Gym
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Dec 18, 2019 |
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Whitney In Your DNA
|
Dec 17, 2019 |
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Why, why do you have to make everything awkward?
|
Dec 16, 2019 |
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Short Women + Tall Men = Happy Couples?
|
Dec 12, 2019 |
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Just Stop With The Fantasy Football
|
Dec 11, 2019 |
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My Child Is Afraid Of Santa And It's Hilarious
|
Dec 10, 2019 |
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Christmas Carol Crushed!
|
Dec 09, 2019 |
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I Wake Up This Grumpy...Often
|
Dec 06, 2019 |
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Hope You Love Your Regift This Christmas
|
Dec 05, 2019 |
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Sandy Is Ready To HANDLE Christmas
|
Dec 04, 2019 |
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No Toilet Paper! Red Alert!
|
Dec 03, 2019 |
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Marcus MIA For Monday
|
Dec 02, 2019 |
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The Fun Has Ended
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Nov 27, 2019 |
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Stop Automating My Life!
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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I'm So Shook & Annoyed Right Now!
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Marcus Makes The Best Humans!
|
Nov 22, 2019 |
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I Have A Big Ego, OK?
|
Nov 21, 2019 |
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I'm Annoyed And That Makes Me A Genius
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Nov 20, 2019 |
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DONE With Sentimental Gifts!
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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Our Adulting Is Kinda Embarrassing
|
Nov 19, 2019 |
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Sorry For Lying About My Speed
|
Nov 15, 2019 |
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Marcus Feels The Need For Speed
|
Nov 14, 2019 |
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Marcus Counsels The Local Drunks
|
Nov 13, 2019 |
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OMG Today Can F@#$ Off!
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Nov 12, 2019 |
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I Googled, Now I Know I'm Dying
|
Nov 11, 2019 |
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Marcus Hates The Niners
|
Nov 08, 2019 |
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This 90's Combination Lock Is My Ride Or Die
|
Nov 08, 2019 |
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I Thought I Was Just Going To Be Able To Phone This In
|
Nov 06, 2019 |
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Science Experiments In The Fridge
|
Nov 05, 2019 |
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I'm Sorry For Being A Honking Jerk
|
Nov 04, 2019 |
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Marcus' Very Bad Not So Great Halloween
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Nov 01, 2019 |
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This Pizza IS My Halloween Costume!
|
Oct 31, 2019 |
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Gotta Take That Mommy Tax!
|
Oct 30, 2019 |
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Just A Scary Clown Getting Off Work - No Big Deal
|
Oct 29, 2019 |
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Coming Together As A Family
|
Oct 28, 2019 |
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I'm Melting, I'm Melting!
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Oct 25, 2019 |
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Cheat And Hide It?
|
Oct 24, 2019 |
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Marcus Daughter Wants Less Screen Time And That Sucks
|
Oct 23, 2019 |
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There's A Spider In My House Now I Have To Move
|
Oct 22, 2019 |
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The Fun Stops At 45!?
|
Oct 21, 2019 |
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Only Morons Do Things Like This
|
Oct 18, 2019 |
|
Sandy Isn't The Only One Who Is Terrible At Cooking
|
Oct 17, 2019 |
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Your Fasting Thing Is Total BS!
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Oct 16, 2019 |
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Meal Prepping Is So Freaking Hard
|
Oct 15, 2019 |
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Daddy/Daughter Bonding, But Gluten Free
|
Oct 14, 2019 |
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High Voice = Drugs?
|
Oct 11, 2019 |
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The Darkness Surrounds Us
|
Oct 10, 2019 |
|
Doomsday Preppers Activate!
|
Oct 09, 2019 |
|
See What I Did There!???
|
Oct 08, 2019 |
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Sandy's Knee Hobbles Back In AKA: Double Animal Cookies
|
Oct 07, 2019 |
|
They Removed An Alien Baby From Her Body
|
Oct 04, 2019 |
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Marcus Offends Multiple Parties With His 2013 Gift Certificate
|
Oct 03, 2019 |
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I'm Doing Showers All Wrong
|
Oct 02, 2019 |
|
This Place Is Way Too Friendly And It's Creeping Me Out
|
Oct 01, 2019 |
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You Can't Do That On The Radio
|
Sep 30, 2019 |
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...But I Want To Be A Complete Animal At Home
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Sep 27, 2019 |