The GMat Podcast

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Episodes: 236

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Aussies love to tell a story, and these 3 boys are no exception. Hosted by GMat, he brings along his two friends (Aidan and Ben) on a journey of stories, experiences and segments that often end in all three wheezing with laughter. Can Australians stay on topic? Can they stick to their notes for an hour? Can they do an entire podcast without saying c*nt? That's The GMat Podcast. The Podcast is available on Itunes, Anchor and now Spotify. Check out TheRealGMat on YouTube.

Episode Date
Let's see the bodycam footage
Mar 01, 2025
The Olympics Birthed an Aussie Icon | #248
Aug 13, 2024
Longlegs is Terrible | #247
Aug 06, 2024
Are We Gonna Get Tenacious Deported? | #246
Jul 19, 2024
Drunk Stories: Ruining Parties #245
Jun 30, 2024
Koala Rizz | #244
Jun 11, 2024
McDonald's is Not Good | #243
Jun 03, 2024
The Problem with OnlyFans | #242
May 06, 2024
Just a Bit of Argy-Bargy | #241
Apr 28, 2024
I Was Too Hard on Will Anderson | #240
Apr 19, 2024
Lucid Dreaming Shenanigans | #239
Apr 11, 2024
The Olympics Suck | #238
Mar 30, 2024
Barbie Round Two | #237
Mar 18, 2024
Stop Tugging at the Gym | #236
Mar 10, 2024
Don't Trust Joel | #235
Mar 02, 2024
I Have a Tiny Peen and I’m Racist | #234
Feb 25, 2024
Big Dom Daddy Cuts and Fugs | #233
Feb 18, 2024
Having Sex With a Car | #232
Feb 12, 2024
Nanna Goes Skydiving | #231
Feb 04, 2024
Bachelors of Art | Premiering June 10th
Jun 06, 2023
Goodbye | #230
Jan 22, 2023
Our First Conversation | #229
Jan 13, 2023
The Podcast is Actually Over | #228
Jan 06, 2023
Pop-Tarts at Christmas | #227
Dec 24, 2022
Male Moaning Edging and Whimpering ASMR | #226
Dec 16, 2022
Bill Cosby Uses an Air Fryer | #225
Dec 09, 2022
Mistakes
Dec 04, 2022
Quitting | #224
Nov 25, 2022
The 20 Greatest Films of All Time | #223
Nov 18, 2022
Mistaking a Nerve for a Hair | #222
Nov 11, 2022
Kanye Is a Butthole | #221
Nov 04, 2022
'Smile' Gave Us Nightmares | #220
Oct 28, 2022
Ruining a Child's Birthday | #219
Oct 21, 2022
Meth Heads Love Snakes | #218
Oct 14, 2022
jazz
Oct 07, 2022
Who Really Assassinated Kennedy? | #217
Sep 30, 2022
Getting Kicked Out of a Wedding | #216
Sep 23, 2022
Let's Talk About Dragon Ball Z | #215
Sep 16, 2022
The Prank That Went Wrong | #214
Sep 09, 2022
What Nude Scene Did You Pause as a Kid? | #213
Sep 02, 2022
Reading Adult Website Comments | #212
Aug 26, 2022
Ted Bundy & JFK Are Not That Sexy | #211
Aug 19, 2022
Trapped in a Room for One Week | #210
Aug 12, 2022
The Podcast Is Over | #209
Aug 05, 2022
White Trash Childhoods | #208
Jul 22, 2022
The World's Worst Roommate | #207
Jul 15, 2022
The History of The World | #206
Jul 08, 2022
Just Grow Up | #205
Jul 01, 2022
The Most Racist Thing I've Ever Seen | #204
Jun 25, 2022
Falling From Balcony at Harry Styles' Show | #203
Jun 18, 2022
Michael Peterson Did Something | #202
Jun 10, 2022
Reading Reviews for Adult VR Games | #201
Jun 03, 2022
Who's Parents Do It the Loudest? | #200
May 28, 2022
Sending Nudes to the Wrong Person | #199.5
May 20, 2022
Everybody Pees in the Shower | #199
May 17, 2022
Time’s Up Putin | #198
May 06, 2022
Naked & Afraid | #197
Apr 29, 2022
Is GMat Gonna Get Sued | #196
Apr 22, 2022
I Don’t Think You Have a Learning Disability | #195
Apr 15, 2022
What Are You Doing Step Brother in Law? | #194
Apr 08, 2022
The Slap Heard Around the World | #193
Apr 01, 2022
History Stats: Murders vs Fingerings | #192
Mar 25, 2022
Artificial Intelligence Is Terrifying | #191
Mar 18, 2022
Would You Punch Hitler or Kyle Sandilands? | #190
Mar 11, 2022
Reading Yelp Reviews for Prisons | #189
Mar 04, 2022
Judging Parents From a Safe Distance | #188
Feb 26, 2022
Reading Google Reviews for Strip Clubs | #187
Feb 18, 2022
Scumbag Forgets His Bitcoin Password | #186
Feb 11, 2022
I Saved President Obama’s Life | #185
Feb 04, 2022
There’s More Than Five Senses? | #184
Jan 29, 2022
No Insertion | #183
Jan 21, 2022
Thicc Dweeb Runs His Mouth | #182
Jan 14, 2022
Are You Smarter Than a 2nd Grader | #181
Jan 07, 2022
Doc Antle Refuses To Stop Molesting | #180
Jan 01, 2022
I Made My Dad Cry on Christmas | #179
Dec 24, 2021
My Brother Punched My Butt Hole | #178
Dec 17, 2021
Water Park Boobies | #177
Dec 10, 2021
Substitute Teachers Cry Too Easy | #176
Dec 03, 2021
What Turns You Off? | #175
Nov 26, 2021
I Caught a Lizard With My Bum Cheeks | #174
Nov 21, 2021
Bread, Pita & C*ck Rings | #173
Nov 14, 2021
Diarrhea Texts | #172
Nov 05, 2021
Michael Jackson | #171
Oct 29, 2021
My Hole Is CURED! | #170
Oct 23, 2021
CelebrityDongs OR LeakedMeat?? | #169
Oct 17, 2021
Is It Wrong to Toot at a Funeral? | #168
Oct 09, 2021
Pooping Man Takes On Wild Pelican (Feat. Tabletop Unknown) | #167
Oct 02, 2021
GMat Versus Furries | #166
Sep 26, 2021
Steven Seagal Is the Weirdest Man on Earth | #165
Sep 17, 2021
“I Reached In and Touched It” | #164
Sep 11, 2021
We’ve Got Some Explaining to Do | #163
Sep 04, 2021
Willem Dafoe Can't Read Analogue Time | #162
Aug 27, 2021
When I Was Nine a Fish Bit Me on the P*nis | #161
Aug 22, 2021
NEVER Say “Hole Squirt” to Me EVER Again | #160
Aug 13, 2021
Ageism Is Almost As Bad As Old People | #159
Aug 08, 2021
I Made My Mum Call the Police | #158 (Special Live Episode for GStream 2021)
Aug 01, 2021
WHO Made the Roof Leak!? | #157
Jul 25, 2021
Two Fights and a Funeral | #156
Jul 17, 2021
We Are Concerned About the New Space Jam | #155
Jul 11, 2021
Seeing an Old Man’s Cock at Woolworths … AGAIN! | #154
Jul 03, 2021
Hit in the Head by a Severed Hand | #153
Jun 24, 2021
The Secret to Hungry Jacks' Mayo | #152
Jun 18, 2021
GMAT Is Officially Calling Out Mayweather | #151
Jun 11, 2021
A Frog Walked In to a Pediatrist for a Coffee | #150
Jun 04, 2021
Showering With Multiple Strangers | #149
May 29, 2021
Thicc Kings Eat 9 McDonalds Hamburgers | #148
May 20, 2021
Pooping in the Bathtub | #147
May 15, 2021
Dr Phil Is in the Toilet at the Rest Stop | #146
May 08, 2021
My Neighbors Won’t Stop Watching Me! | #145
May 02, 2021
What’s the Biggest Animal You Could Fight? | #144
Apr 24, 2021
“He Nailed Me From Behind Like You Wouldn’t Believe” | #142
Apr 04, 2021
10 Poop Pranks You Can Do at Home | #141
Mar 28, 2021
I Was Tortured by a Dentist | #140
Mar 20, 2021
‘A Gig Is a Gig’ With Frankie McNair | #139
Mar 12, 2021
WWE Is a Meat Ballet | #138
Mar 06, 2021
Making an Old Man Cry at Uniqlo | #137
Feb 27, 2021
Star Wars Episode X: The Adventures of Ham Solman | #136
Feb 20, 2021
Adolf Hitler Runs for Office in Namibia | #135
Feb 14, 2021
Sexy Brunette Screws Her Pharmacist for Medication | #134
Feb 07, 2021
Let’s Keep Our Eyes on Armie Hammer | #133
Jan 30, 2021
A Fisting Retrospective for New Viewers | #132
Jan 23, 2021
Gwyneth Paltrow and the Orgasm Retreat | # 131
Jan 16, 2021
Am I a Chronic Masturbator? And More Unhelpful Advice | #130
Jan 09, 2021
Reading Local Strip Club Reviews | #129
Jan 01, 2021
We Take the Narcissistic Personality Inventory Test | #128
Dec 27, 2020
Two and a Half Men | #127
Dec 19, 2020
Krap Anul | #126
Dec 12, 2020
The Friendly Hometown Spider-Man | #125
Dec 05, 2020
Pizza Hut Is Gonna Get Me on a List | #124
Nov 27, 2020
Pooping in a Urinal | #123 Feat. My Parents
Nov 21, 2020
Stay at Home Mums Are Heroes | #122
Nov 14, 2020
Would You Date Someone Who Sheds Their Skin? | #121
Nov 06, 2020
Dunking on My Grandma | #120
Oct 30, 2020
Calling Your Teacher “Mum” and Other Reasons to End It All | #119
Oct 23, 2020
Poop Should Not Be There! | #118
Oct 16, 2020
The One Story Mat Said He’d Never Tell | #117
Oct 10, 2020
Near Death Experiences | #116
Oct 03, 2020
Reading Negative Comments and Pooping the Bed | #115
Sep 25, 2020
How to Earn Bitcoin With David Koch | #114
Sep 19, 2020
A Woman Who Grows Hair Inside Her Mouth: Let’s Talk About That | 113
Sep 12, 2020
Please Don’t Watch Porn While in Traffic | #112
Sep 05, 2020
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder | #111
Aug 29, 2020
We All Go on a First Date Together (Gone Sexual) | #110
Aug 22, 2020
Kerry Packer Helps Us Become Millionaires in 3 Months | #109
Aug 15, 2020
I Don't Respect Adults Who Love Lollies | #108
Aug 08, 2020
Gossip and Gasoline: A Play in Two Acts | #107
Aug 01, 2020
Deleting an Old Man's Home-Made Porn | #106
Jul 25, 2020
Kentucky Fried Heroin | #105
Jul 17, 2020
Pesnis | #104
Jul 10, 2020
Three Men Talk About Breastfeeding | #103
Jul 04, 2020
We Are Investing in a Fish and Chippery | #102 Part 2
Jun 29, 2020
Laughed at by a Sex Worker | #102
Jun 27, 2020
Porch-cast: Mat Cries Over Taco Bell | #101
Jun 20, 2020
Live Q&A and Many More Memes | #100
Jun 15, 2020
The Woolworths Conspiracy Theory | #99
Jun 06, 2020
Getting Drunk With Our Teachers | #98
May 29, 2020
Getting Gastro in a Strip Club Feat. Donald Trump | #97
May 22, 2020
Elon Musk Is a Bit of a Douche | #96
May 15, 2020
Eating Dead Foot Skin | #95
May 02, 2020
My RODE Cast Competition Entry | The GMat Podcast
May 01, 2020
Accidentally Sending Porn to Your Mother-in-Law | #94
Apr 25, 2020
Mat Loses Touch with the Common Man | #93
Apr 18, 2020
Quarantine Is Breaking Our Brains – #92
Apr 11, 2020
We Caught Someone Jumping Our Fence – #91
Apr 04, 2020
Stop. Touching. Your. Face – #90
Mar 27, 2020
A Mormon, a Catholic and an Orthodox Jew Walk into a Podcast – #89
Mar 20, 2020
When Marilyn Monroe's Gooch Fights Back feat. Russell Brand - #88
Mar 13, 2020
Male Moans for Babygirl Till Having Huge Orgasm – #87
Mar 07, 2020
I Swear, Nothing Is Going in My Anus – #86
Feb 29, 2020
Ben J Fights for Sweet & Sour Sauce – #85
Feb 22, 2020
Spicy Tales With Mr and Mrs G – #84 (Valentine's Day Special)
Feb 13, 2020
Old People Need to Die Off – #83
Feb 09, 2020
Diabetes Gon’ Get Ya – #82
Feb 01, 2020
Retiree Wants a Taste of Aidan – #81
Jan 25, 2020
When Trolls Get Trolled: Ben J & The Facebook Marketplace - #80
Jan 18, 2020
Upsetting Everyone at the Day Spa – #79
Jan 10, 2020
Buying $500 Worth of Porn: A Social Experiment – #78
Jan 05, 2020
Mat Tries Not to Cry: The Christmas Special – #77
Dec 24, 2019
Everybody Has F*cked a Spa Jet – #76
Dec 21, 2019
I Lied to My Family for 17 Years – #75
Dec 15, 2019
Selling a Television to a Blind Man - #74
Dec 07, 2019
A Modern Thriller: Diarrhea at Work and No Toilet Paper – #73
Nov 29, 2019
More Greek Grandparent Stories - #72
Nov 23, 2019
Our Neighbors Think I’m ‘Special’ – #71
Nov 17, 2019
Mildly Racist Stories: A Broken Podcast – #70
Nov 03, 2019
The Man With No Arsehole – #69
Oct 25, 2019
Losing a Bag of Rare Snakes – #68
Oct 18, 2019
Mat Shows Ben His Penis – #67
Oct 12, 2019
Losing Your Phone in the Anne Frank House – #66
Oct 05, 2019
My Dad Told David Hasselhoff to “Fuck Off” – #65
Sep 27, 2019
F*ck Walt Disney - #64
Sep 20, 2019
Grandpa Lost His Penis - #63
Sep 13, 2019
Gaslighting a Widow – #62
Sep 06, 2019
Chopping a Poo in Half – #61
Aug 30, 2019
Watching Porn at Work - #60
Aug 23, 2019
We Phone the Massage Parlour to Get Some Answers – #59
Aug 16, 2019
Politely Flipping a Car in the Driveway - #58
Aug 09, 2019
Why Don’t We Talk About Vaginas? – #57
Aug 04, 2019
Super Hot Live Podcast Bonanza Number 1 Hotdog Good Time Coca-Cola Live Q&A Live Good Times Live – #56
Jul 27, 2019
Abuse From a Masseuse Two: Electric Boogaloo – #55
Jul 13, 2019
Wiping Your Arse With a Sock – #54
Jul 04, 2019
Don’t Pull Your Vagina! – #53
Jun 28, 2019
Emptying a Metric Cup of Jizz - #52
Jun 24, 2019
Classic Sitcom Clip Show - #51
Jun 10, 2019
My Ex-Girlfriend Gave Me Heart Palpitations - #50
Jun 02, 2019
I Was Sexually Assaulted by a Retiree - #49
May 24, 2019
Naked Shed Tales: Ben O Returns - #48
May 21, 2019
Everyone Has Nut Juices - #47
May 10, 2019
Sex on Tap – #46
May 03, 2019
Naked and Tied Up: The Ben O Story – #45
Apr 20, 2019
A Dodgy Masseuse Offered Me a Hand-Job – #44
Apr 12, 2019
Uncontrollable Boners & Garbage Bag Pies – #43
Apr 08, 2019
The Girl With Two Arseholes – #42
Mar 30, 2019
Burying Aidan Alive – #41
Mar 23, 2019
Creepy Neighbor Watches Me Sleep - #40
Mar 17, 2019
Fisting a Frenchman: Aidan Returns - #39
Mar 09, 2019
The Horrors of Highschool: Broken Arms and Horse Tranquilizers - #38
Mar 02, 2019
May I Please Speak With the Manager? – #37
Feb 22, 2019
Saving a Suicidal Cat Over FaceTime – #36
Feb 16, 2019
This Episode Should Never Have Been Released – #35
Feb 13, 2019
We Get Our First Noise Complaint - #34
Feb 03, 2019
GMat Gets Drunk Again feat. The Sun - #33
Jan 29, 2019
Fortnite Warriors Gather - #32
Jan 20, 2019
Aidan Says Goodbye - #31
Jan 14, 2019
We Should Avoid Talking About Louis CK - #30
Jan 06, 2019
Brian Tries to Be Woke - #28
Dec 22, 2018
Showering With Your Friends Saves Water - #27
Dec 15, 2018
Three Concussions in One Weekend - #26
Dec 12, 2018
Nobody Wants to Take On a Kangaroo - #25
Dec 01, 2018
The Drunk Podcast - #24
Nov 21, 2018
She's So Hot She Made Me Sexist - #23
Nov 11, 2018
All Old People Are Drunk - #22
Oct 27, 2018
Tommy Wiseau Stole Our Idea #21
Oct 12, 2018
Grumpy Aidan Is Grumpy #20
Oct 08, 2018
The Beautiful Juices of Aidan’s Anus - #18
Sep 09, 2018
Shoving Stuff Up My Arse - #17
Aug 31, 2018